A Grandpa Set His Clock Forward 1 Hour. This Is What Happened To His Heart.

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  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26053

    ST-elevation myocardial infarction (STEMI)
    ST-orthogonal necrosis ketotic syndrome (STONKS)

    • @FunScientifix
      @FunScientifix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

      Medlife Crisis My respect for you has officially reached peak.

    • @sidharthcs2110
      @sidharthcs2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

      Meme lords

    • @ibonedurmom66
      @ibonedurmom66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

      STONKS

    • @SpongeKiller42
      @SpongeKiller42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I love it

    • @DeepThinkLabs
      @DeepThinkLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      This competition borders on flirtation 😏

  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13970

    stonk

  • @terra1322
    @terra1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3031

    KC needs to stop having medical problems ffs

    • @andremoire
      @andremoire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      J3RRY srsly tho lmao

    • @moyaiswag
      @moyaiswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      It’s all that Kid Cuisine that he’s eating

    • @SquadJuiced
      @SquadJuiced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I dunno man, I think he found the unlimited lives cheat code.

    • @ricininepartypillz9248
      @ricininepartypillz9248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @toxic8088
      @toxic8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      His middle name is Fried

  • @Richard-bq7br
    @Richard-bq7br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6804

    After watching this channel, every minor ache makes me think I need to present myself to the emergency room.

    • @geoffreyherrick298
      @geoffreyherrick298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

      Chubbyemu posts a video, here is how I became a hypochondriac.

    • @lyricpaladin7679
      @lyricpaladin7679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Chubbyemu posts a video, this is how my blood vessels got filled with adrenaline

    • @chewykiss3000
      @chewykiss3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rip

    • @chewykiss3000
      @chewykiss3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fly high 🖤🖤🖤

    • @outrageous-alex
      @outrageous-alex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm sorry. But that's a ridiculous attitude.
      Knowing about medical issues, and knowing to keep a well balanced diet, and anything in large proportions can kill, is NOT a negative.
      The kind of attitude leading to people fearing knowledge, and more information is never a bad thing.

  • @Eddisdedd
    @Eddisdedd ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Thank you for explaining the overnight shift precautions and how daylight savings can mess up someones circadian rhythm, ive been dealing with being more irritable and losing more sleep during those times, it really supports and helps me understand that what im experiencing can be normal, instead of what people percieve as an excuse

  • @splunkyyy
    @splunkyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34291

    A man got rejected in art class, this is what happened to Germany.

    • @MjaySenoj
      @MjaySenoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      too soon? 😂

    • @ShiverPike
      @ShiverPike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      UTube4MN hitler wasn’t actually a socialist, the party was just named that way

    • @funghazi
      @funghazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      @@ShiverPike Yeah, the left faction of the party was murdered during the Night of the Long Knives which cemented the right-wing Hitler faction's complete control. I don't know why I have to say this in a Chubbyemu comments section tho.

    • @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath
      @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@UTube4MN lol, Sanders got rekt.

    • @Sorrybudd
      @Sorrybudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      SplunkyDoodle underrated comment

  • @FreyMayBeHere
    @FreyMayBeHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2559

    *Girl switches on light. This is how she broke every bone in her body.*

    • @sauce8767
      @sauce8767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was the one who broke her bones

    • @zhipeizhou5582
      @zhipeizhou5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *notices is on the ledge of a tall skyscraper*
      Ah shi-
      Sploop
      *dead*

    • @Maxistential
      @Maxistential 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zhipeizhou5582 i like the fact you specified that the [s k y]scraper was tall

    • @Generatrix
      @Generatrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Maxistential it could be tiny like 2 centimeters

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The house collapsed

  • @docemitbrown4466
    @docemitbrown4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3409

    A man set his clock by one minute. This is how his ass disintegrated

  • @dandon.007
    @dandon.007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Who else feel little ease when he says " emergency room where we are now." God bless All Doctors and helth care workers.

    • @horsepanther
      @horsepanther หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because at least you know they survived long enough to get to the emergency room.

  • @badboi8245
    @badboi8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    My dad ran out of milk, this is how he went missing.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This made me snort even before I got the joke, hahaha, nice one

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Most dads over 40 have started that journey, but most come back. Sadly, they will often take that journey again. Not so good the second time. In the UK we don't own guns, but in the USA, the results are often saddening.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Conan O'Brain was unpopular in school. This is how he slowly rose to fame over 50 years.

    • @BAD_HOBO
      @BAD_HOBO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cousin?

    • @jdmac44
      @jdmac44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@neilwilson5785 What?

  • @Nick_DaBoss
    @Nick_DaBoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Grandpa: sets his alarm 1 hour early
    His heart: aight imma head out

  • @cj_creeps4596
    @cj_creeps4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4357

    A man counted 61 seconds in a minute, this is what happened to his brain

    • @ayothemayoman2840
      @ayothemayoman2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @DamnMerasmus it says brain....

    • @KanchalYT
      @KanchalYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is actually true. There was a 61 second minute

    • @robcatgg8014
      @robcatgg8014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@ayothemayoman2840 a man confused brain for brian. this is what happend to brian

    • @lotion7009
      @lotion7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It committed suicide

    • @hakimramzani9174
      @hakimramzani9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      luckily in africa every minute 60 seconds pass

  • @rasmachris94
    @rasmachris94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The widespread implications of mistakes in professional fields also reinforces how terrible this really is for us.
    It's not just the elderly that are affected, although they are the most at risk.
    Those that operate technical jobs will suffer from minor sleep deprivation and therefore perform worse.
    This in turn as you could imagine could cause widespread societal implications such as not catching signs earlier in patients. Misdiagnoses. Mistakes in code. Errors in financial booking etc.

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think one of the worst jobs to have under such conditions is that of an air traffic controller. I couldn't imagine the stress even under normal conditions, let alone when impaired by sleep deprivation and more likely to make mistakes that could potentially jeopardize hundreds of lives.

    • @rongeurtsvankessel1908
      @rongeurtsvankessel1908 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or...hear me out... they go to bed an hour early, and as a result there is no evidence of more airplanes crashing after daylight savings.

    • @horsepanther
      @horsepanther หลายเดือนก่อน

      And it's terrible for driving!

    • @horsepanther
      @horsepanther หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rongeurtsvankessel1908 You can go to bed an hour early, but it's not easy to go to sleep an hour early. Your body's used to falling asleep an hour later.

  • @rumblingend8443
    @rumblingend8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3912

    A man existed
    This is how he died after 90 years

    • @rubenscott3972
      @rubenscott3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He had another good 60 years in him lol

    • @rumblingend8443
      @rumblingend8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rubenscott3972 that's not what I'm talking about

    • @wilburthegerbil8435
      @wilburthegerbil8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rumblingend8443 fish

    • @molliemk3477
      @molliemk3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omfg hahahahhaha

    • @ll_kennyll
      @ll_kennyll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not funny did not laugh

  • @TheVideoWatcha
    @TheVideoWatcha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6563

    A man took a breath. This is how he turned into seven giraffes.

    • @ZiZla999
      @ZiZla999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Al Brink DMT?

    • @eriidz
      @eriidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kavkaz machine elves?

    • @nunyabuisness6386
      @nunyabuisness6386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He had two eatra breathes whitch mimiced the giraffe so much the body had to change to 7 giraffes

    • @wernova
      @wernova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@nunyabuisness6386 his family history indicated that most of the males in their family had biologically turned into a mammal by taking those risky breaths.

    • @DiscoBrain
      @DiscoBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      k but how are those kidneys?

  • @nicholaslogan6840
    @nicholaslogan6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "in human experiments, we found" is a great way to get humans to pay attention to what you're saying. At least based on the results of saying it to me.

  • @1sava
    @1sava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9963

    *_A woman breathed air. This is how she overdosed._*

    • @captainobvious3174
      @captainobvious3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      *Her heart was too healthy, this is how she died*

    • @Edario
      @Edario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Hyperventilation?

    • @Jord8043
      @Jord8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@captainobvious3174 Athletic heart syndrome (AHS) , it's actually a thing.

    • @thumbwarriordx
      @thumbwarriordx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      A man stepped on a butterfly in Tokyo. This is what happened to the Eastern European seaboard.

    • @emmanuelbayani125
      @emmanuelbayani125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LOL hahahahahah

  • @jonnitrea
    @jonnitrea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    DST-Emia: presence of daylight savings time in blood

    • @thunderb00m
      @thunderb00m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *hyper

    • @Shazzkid
      @Shazzkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@thunderb00mhyper suggest an excess, not just presence alone.

    • @avf6532
      @avf6532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shazzkid I have a normal amount of daylight savings time in my blood what about you

    • @candicea6593
      @candicea6593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lucypinsocute
      @lucypinsocute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I cried from laughing too hard at this comment omg

  • @karimasar1
    @karimasar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    A man ate a hotdog, this is how he turned into a 48" plasma tv with 4k graphics

    • @TheNpcNoob
      @TheNpcNoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why not a oled?

    • @memeomeme8351
      @memeomeme8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheNpcNoob pffff. CRT masterrace over here get on my level.

    • @TheNpcNoob
      @TheNpcNoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@memeomeme8351 sorry m’lord, forgive this malfeasance

    • @teandralouis2408
      @teandralouis2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @randomlymadeanimations52
      @randomlymadeanimations52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAH

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I had a similar emergency a few years ago when I was 28. It was thankfully resolved, but it destroyed my legs. I can still walk with a cane and drive, but there was severe nerve damage, so I have to be careful. It's expected to improve (I'm 33 now, and it is better than it was when it first happened). It's a bugger, but at least I'm alive!

    • @jonnitrea
      @jonnitrea ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh wow, so glad it resolved for you, so sorry your legs were hurt though. Many people don't know what it is to be thrown a major curveball, or how much it takes to keep going sometimes. You are strong 🙏🫀💖

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could this happen when you were so young? Are you obese?

    • @diegoflores9237
      @diegoflores9237 ปีที่แล้ว

      33? That's rough. I really hope you are better

    • @ijustrealllylikecats
      @ijustrealllylikecats ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so sorry that happened, I hope you continue to get better. Btw, that's a cute cat in your pic! 😊

    • @trentbrownstone1481
      @trentbrownstone1481 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that's crazy! I work with my hands and must be mobile. I always have, in the back of my mind, a plan on answering phones from home if I lose my hands or doing some type of office work if I lose my legs.
      Get well soon!

  • @karentookthekids537
    @karentookthekids537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    *A man sneezed. This is how he broke every bone in his body.*

    • @TheDendran
      @TheDendran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well... theres this one episode where a granny had a brain aneurysm after pressing a bit too much on the loo...

    • @karentookthekids537
      @karentookthekids537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheDendran On the what?-

    • @Adzinth
      @Adzinth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Karen Took The Kids the loo

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@karentookthekids537 holy shit! i can't breathe 🤣

    • @emmasuarez9475
      @emmasuarez9475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This one, this one is too possible

  • @CarlosCW14
    @CarlosCW14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2578

    "A man held a fart in a meeting. This is how his colon exploded."

    • @da14a49
      @da14a49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Damn it's hard sometimes ok?

    • @stephenfritz7493
      @stephenfritz7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Just laugh it off next time

    • @codythelibertarian7264
      @codythelibertarian7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No, heart attacks literally do go up around daylight savings every year. there’s plenty of data on it.

    • @neishabateman9673
      @neishabateman9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like that would actually work

    • @whoopnoop4043
      @whoopnoop4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I believe there was actually a Roman who held in his fart during a feast and died, so they decided that farting was allowed or something along those lines

  • @lunar3647
    @lunar3647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1539

    Chubbyemu: Every breath he tried to take was a struggle.
    The music in the background: let's get groovy

    • @ReN-tw6mb
      @ReN-tw6mb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol your comment appeared just as he was saying it

    • @lokeypokey9744
      @lokeypokey9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *GROOVEH*

    • @universalpancakes4101
      @universalpancakes4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hackerboy9000 HEVOORG

    • @CosImUpRn
      @CosImUpRn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're *g r o o v y*

    • @李苹果-s7m
      @李苹果-s7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He got bored of the serious music 😂

  • @sukidable
    @sukidable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Man, this makes me realize I should probably try to stop having such a wildly inconsistent sleep schedule.

    • @drew388
      @drew388 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its ok

    • @germsspices
      @germsspices ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@drew388nah definitely fix up the sleep schedule. It’s associated with a wide range of mental and physiological health and makes a huge difference in longterm wellbeing more than any other aspect of one’s lifestyle

  • @samharold9022
    @samharold9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3409

    Grandpa: I feel ill, but I won’t tell my wife because she’ll overreact. I’ll just die instead.

    • @h8GW
      @h8GW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      A man married a karen.
      This is what happened when he had an MI.

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This man sounds like my Grand Uncle who is thankfully still with us at 100 years old but ignores problems thinking they’ll burden others and that they’ll just return to normal.

    • @thzzzt
      @thzzzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maybe he's British. He was just being polite.

    • @aporifera
      @aporifera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@h8GW This is not funny. It's plain rude. You are passing judgement on a person's character based on her name. Show some respect towards other people and leave some for yourself too.

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@aporifera a wild Karen appears to complain about people calling others Karens

  • @BAD_HOBO
    @BAD_HOBO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    **Drinks cup of water**
    "Why do I hear Chubbyemu music?"

    • @MarioPreguisoso
      @MarioPreguisoso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      A man drank one cup of water. This is how his comment got liked

    • @КаримИшмуратов-к1т
      @КаримИшмуратов-к1т 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      BH, presents to the emergency room, with 240 likes.

    • @Slysheen
      @Slysheen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      After 16 hours of monitoring in the ICU, BH's hyperapprobatemia is worsening.
      Hyper meaning high.
      Approbate from middle english "approbatus" referring to approval.
      And emia meaning "presence in blood"
      High approval presence in blood.

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man u *_O O F D_*

    • @RKSNomad
      @RKSNomad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A man drank a cup of water and drowned 3 months later.... this is how.

  • @thomaswenger1883
    @thomaswenger1883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    A man binged 6 hours of Chubbyemu videos. This is what happened to his will to live.

    • @MrYeet-ip4qj
      @MrYeet-ip4qj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I send you the fire of Jesus

    • @LDXReal
      @LDXReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No i dont wanna die lmaooooo

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A man watched 10 hours of Chubbyemu's videos. This is what happened to his brain.

    • @arya7095
      @arya7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A man watched chubbyemu for a whole day, this is how he developed a phobia for literally everything

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arya7095 a man read a comment that said this: ^^^, this is how he found his twin.

  • @markbowles2382
    @markbowles2382 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude is amazing... be well yourself doc, thanks for what you do.

  • @joelearnshaw4706
    @joelearnshaw4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    Today on Chubbyemu we bring to you: A man stubbed his toe, This is how his balls fell off.

  • @MightyMattTM
    @MightyMattTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    A child colored with a crayon. *This is how his bones disintegrated*

    • @jadoggoman7120
      @jadoggoman7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MatthewRein1 the house don’t when the bones are good

    • @emilyohana9318
      @emilyohana9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A child breathes. This is how his heart stopped beating for no damn reason

    • @pkkev67
      @pkkev67 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @F3udF1st
      @F3udF1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, he actually has a video named that hasn't he!

    • @horrorvictim
      @horrorvictim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emilyohana9318 isn't that like sudden death syndrome, (might not be the proper name but) people with it have healthy hearts that just stop and need to be revived, usually don't live past their teens, the oldest was about 26.

  • @laevil
    @laevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    An auntie looked outside the window every morning, this is what happened to her left testicle

  • @JimD77
    @JimD77 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you for making this vid to push against the dangers of DST.

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    A man watched a chubbyemu video.
    This Is how he got anxiety.

    • @jewulo
      @jewulo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is so funny.

    • @intuitionbs7592
      @intuitionbs7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So true😂

    • @meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780
      @meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      edge lord 😂 ironically, I’m over this overload of Coronavirus.. this is just info and not causing me anxiety 👍

    • @zzygyy
      @zzygyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 I was at the VA hospital yesterday with my Father. The doctors and nurses can't believe how bad the media is presenting this virus. One doctor said "This is not Ebola"

    • @meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780
      @meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zzygyy I hope your dads well, Thank him for serving . That’s hysterical, Initiationally i was concerned because I have a preexisting health condition but i rarely leave the house anyway ( actually make that many health issues 🤣). I think the media is bored an wants to start riots over food and hand sanitizer!

  • @PoisonousPotato69
    @PoisonousPotato69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    when you spent endless hours studying and being a medical professional yet you can’t resist being a meme lord.

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      is he a doctor?

    • @Ivy-jq6di
      @Ivy-jq6di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@nonec384 Yes he's a doctor

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Vice TOLUCT what?

    • @apcolleen
      @apcolleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm ok with that. It shows he is engaged in current events lol

    • @row2noob410
      @row2noob410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can watch his previous videos,dude’s interesting af

  • @queenblister7845
    @queenblister7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    “Child was late to school, this is what happened to his bones”

  • @kodyzkewl
    @kodyzkewl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Chest pain radiating to his left jaw"
    My brain isn't braining and math isn't mathing

  • @murky13
    @murky13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    This is going from “they ate out of date food and died” to “ they googled facts about chickens, the next day they exploded”

    • @oddhate
      @oddhate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "A father of two commented on a TH-cam video, this is what happened to half his brain."

    • @kk-gaming-gaming-forever
      @kk-gaming-gaming-forever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@oddhate “A man texted his wife, this is what happened to his internal organs.”

    • @connor-wm9wy
      @connor-wm9wy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kk-gaming-gaming-forever tbh he could be driving and texting, so it's kind of plausible lol

    • @crowblossom06
      @crowblossom06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guess im about to explode since I need(ish) to look up chicken
      Facts almost every day

  • @bobfrediii2131
    @bobfrediii2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    My list has expanded, I’m never gonna:
    Eat expired pasta
    Do 50 squats
    Try keto
    Give you up
    Eat french fries
    Let you down
    Eat left over potato salad
    Or set my clock forward

    • @jgatom4200
      @jgatom4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Dont step on nail

    • @Dragonologist
      @Dragonologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Never eat gas station nacho cheese

    • @masterchief3247
      @masterchief3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Godammit

    • @jaygeeinMN
      @jaygeeinMN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Eat raw cookie dough.
      Eat 150 gummy vitamins.
      Drink a lava lamp.
      Eat gas station sushi.

    • @jazziejazzay7117
      @jazziejazzay7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice....😆

  • @k0vacs527
    @k0vacs527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    KC blinked twice in two minutes, this is what happened to his kidneys.

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I blink only once per min, this shouldn't be possible!!!!

    • @LuciusC
      @LuciusC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So the limit is once every two minutes...

    • @randomone8811
      @randomone8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *gasp* I blink anywhere from 1-5 seconds...i wonder if my kidneys are okay... maybe thats why my chest keeps hurting!!

    • @trade2247
      @trade2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      KC stubbed his toe, this is what happened to his balls nerves.

    • @dev.1541
      @dev.1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jq farted twice in a minute this is what happend to his uncles spinal cord

  • @allanclell
    @allanclell ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wow! 1 hr🤔 …you’ve explained a lot to me my friend. Thank you.
    Im a 59 yo interstate truck driver of 36 yrs. My own circadian rhythms are all over the shop. My GP and sister being a career anaesthetic nurse both warn me about this.. maybe time for a change of pace. I love living 👍🚚

  • @thehunterwhiteshark
    @thehunterwhiteshark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    A man did nothing in particular. This is how his atoms disintigrated.

  • @ees5464
    @ees5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "A man lived another year. This is how he died."

    • @satsumagt5284
      @satsumagt5284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “A man was born. This is how he died years later”
      *young male killed in car crash

    • @codythelibertarian7264
      @codythelibertarian7264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you look into the statistics heart attacks do go up during daylight savings. Talking about statistical repeatable data.

  • @miketvv1525
    @miketvv1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    “daylight savings boosts the economy”
    𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑲𝑺

    • @jackandblaze5956
      @jackandblaze5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Politicians hope that it boosts the economy by getting rid of old, non-productive people, plus it pumps more money into the medical industry.

    • @jackandblaze5956
      @jackandblaze5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JakkieDivinci Yeah - ironic isn't it?
      It's like giving money to the hang-man the day before their execution.
      Wait... That actually was a thing.

    • @noelfarris5292
      @noelfarris5292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was a farmer thing

    • @jackandblaze5956
      @jackandblaze5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@noelfarris5292 Yes, originally, but then president W extended it to it's current unnatural incarnation.

    • @hfarthingt
      @hfarthingt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subliminal stonks

  • @Gwingfield
    @Gwingfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The way he explains hard words like hyperlipidemia is so perfect

  • @louismendoza1435
    @louismendoza1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    A person adjusted his clock, this is what happened to his heart

    • @Wishingweezy
      @Wishingweezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What if corona was eradicated by light

    • @MrHatoi
      @MrHatoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Seriously why wasn't this the title of the video?

    • @fortheprofit2186
      @fortheprofit2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Wishingweezy well uv light from the sun does kill bacteria and viruses

    • @Ilikeminecraft57
      @Ilikeminecraft57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A person adjusted his heart, this is what happened to his clock

    • @beepboopboop
      @beepboopboop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrHatoi lol now it is

  • @powerperson8516
    @powerperson8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    A man got rickrolled, this is how his heart stopped

    • @vxxygrim
      @vxxygrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @Andromeda480
      @Andromeda480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OK THIS ONE SUSSUISOSSKNSHSHSNSJSJSJSJZJK-

    • @Zeus-7778
      @Zeus-7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated

    • @jagdeepsingh9515
      @jagdeepsingh9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao 🤣😂

    • @Hi-ix5bb
      @Hi-ix5bb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never gonna give you-
      *ded*

  • @NHG2133
    @NHG2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    a man outpizzad the hut this is what happened to his kneecaps

    • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
      @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated 🤣

    • @imran3782
      @imran3782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      no one outpizzas the hut😤😤

    • @jayarnold28
      @jayarnold28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imran3782 I have a uno reverse card

    • @activekiwi1221
      @activekiwi1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A man outpizzad the Hut, this is how He Got Killed with a Pizza-Cutter 😂

    • @floofyfurry7723
      @floofyfurry7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@activekiwi1221 yes.

  • @ThatAviationGamer
    @ThatAviationGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i feel like i can do everything right in life and still end up on this channel

  • @birbo5603
    @birbo5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    A child turned on a microwave. This is how he was vaporized.

    • @is_koolboi5132
      @is_koolboi5132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair R/whoosh

    • @kimmstiny.
      @kimmstiny. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair its a joke

    • @kimmstiny.
      @kimmstiny. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair r/wooosh

    • @neverlandonearth77
      @neverlandonearth77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BirbBoi 😂😂😂

    • @neverlandonearth77
      @neverlandonearth77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Islamic Republic of Iran's Wet Ass Hair ... your username made me think everyone’s response to your comment that tagged your username was trolling someone. 😂😂😂😭😭😭
      I just screenshot your username to show my husband. 😂

  • @mfraye12
    @mfraye12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Chubbyemu: "and -emia meaning-"
    Me: "PRESENCEINBLOOD"
    Chubbyemu: "...presence in blood"
    Me: "YESSSS"

    • @termy3934
      @termy3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wrong he said "presence in bloud"

    • @instantramenhair4103
      @instantramenhair4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @carl11547
      @carl11547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Over on Violin MD's channel, I found myself explaining the etymology of "diabetes" to Siobhan. She was very gracious about it, which you would expect from the absurdly cheerful doctor that she is.

    • @astarryeyedgirl
      @astarryeyedgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that!

  • @michaeldoesarts
    @michaeldoesarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    A guy shot another guy in a car. This what happend to europe.

    • @mycatsnameisgizmo4677
      @mycatsnameisgizmo4677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Michael Does Arts oh yeah WW1 baby 😎

    • @zaideth4717
      @zaideth4717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't get this one

    • @Accountavclusx
      @Accountavclusx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Zaideth The leader of Austria got shot which pretty much caused WWI

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WW1
      War of the century babyyyyyy

    • @beanacomputer
      @beanacomputer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heir of Austria, not leader.

  • @magillagorilla420
    @magillagorilla420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi Doc!
    Your videos are amazing...and I always feel smarter after watching! I love how you explain things in ways most people can understand.

  • @ozgunkara1930
    @ozgunkara1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Chubbyemu 5 years later: a man blinked. This is how his entire body split into atoms instantly.

    • @acat4701
      @acat4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      2025: stable nuclear fusion has been achieved, blinking puts you at risk of being atomized. It doesn't matter, because unlimited power. Stonks.

    • @shawnadee7744
      @shawnadee7744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳

    • @ADLeBron
      @ADLeBron 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he runs out of ideas

  • @swanihilator6748
    @swanihilator6748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    A grandpa: I'm gonna set my clock forward 1 hour.
    His heart: *I have decided that I want to die*

  • @rogercheetoofficial
    @rogercheetoofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    One of my favourite details in these videos is how he passionately breaks down the medical terms into their parts and then states the sentence they form with an equal amount of passion

    • @bikramparmar1642
      @bikramparmar1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yes I learned from him that hyper means high and Emia means presence in blood

    • @SlurpySlimy
      @SlurpySlimy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@bikramparmar1642 **Emia meaning presence in blood**

    • @Ericsaidful
      @Ericsaidful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "In BLOOD"

    • @infinityggg
      @infinityggg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am the 1k like

    • @YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy
      @YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bikramparmar1642 this has bee seared into my mind cause of this channel, and I'm proud to say I have I formed 4 people of what it means :D

  • @rayoflight62
    @rayoflight62 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw it only now; this video is a masterpiece!
    You described the illness if the heart as noone did before; moreover, you emphasized all the damages caused by the DST; it is high time that DST is repealed all over the world.
    Thank you

  • @AlexMalex533
    @AlexMalex533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    A woman walked out of her house. This is how her organs shut down.

    • @roosterjackson7258
      @roosterjackson7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A woman didn't leave her house for 12 years. This is how her organs shut down.

    • @JKMT
      @JKMT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@roosterjackson7258 That made more sense now thanks for clearing up

    • @arnoldswaggerson6938
      @arnoldswaggerson6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because of allergies closing up the throat leading to lack of oxygen

    • @TheSkullptingChin
      @TheSkullptingChin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She got hit by a truck

    • @gracielaortiz1364
      @gracielaortiz1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arnoldswaggerson6938 true

  • @WormInsideTheApple
    @WormInsideTheApple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    A man snapped his fingers. This is how half of the world's population turns into dust.

  • @trollfacegaming1111
    @trollfacegaming1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    A heart set his man 1 hour forward, this is what happend to his clock

    • @nannerbread4134
      @nannerbread4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This is too political for my opinion

    • @zarahalora7567
      @zarahalora7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pfffffffft

    • @nannerbread4134
      @nannerbread4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zarahalora7567bUt WHy

    • @zarahalora7567
      @zarahalora7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nannerbread4134 what????

    • @nannerbread4134
      @nannerbread4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zarahalora7567 Why Arby’s roast beef? Because…they’re not about pre-sliced meat sitting on waxed paper like ‘you-know-who’. They’re about oven-roasted, freshly sliced, piled high sandwich bliss. The roast beef sandwich. It’s an Arby’s thing.
      Arbys , we have the meats

  • @doctormary-hs9fr
    @doctormary-hs9fr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🎵☝️ Thanks! Always good to see PapaEmu also looking well. Take care of yourselves, be well! 😄

  • @sebastiankirby4651
    @sebastiankirby4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "a man breathed"- "this is how he contracted Ebola, cancer, and the plague"

    • @osothecat5194
      @osothecat5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don't forget the Corona virus!

    • @kelvinmorris1991
      @kelvinmorris1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@osothecat5194 lmfao

    • @rangee6593
      @rangee6593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@osothecat5194 Re read the comment. "Plague"....

    • @rangee6593
      @rangee6593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dsflay How is this connected to Reddit lmao

    • @wasp4425
      @wasp4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead

  • @morganeclipse9038
    @morganeclipse9038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    A man has fallen into the river in Lego city. This is how to build the Lego rescue helicopter.

  • @bean8990
    @bean8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    “A man stubbed his toe. Here’s what happened to his lungs”

    • @ErrorGamingReal
      @ErrorGamingReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      a person tripped on da floor and this what happens to his legs

    • @laserspacecats4295
      @laserspacecats4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      A 48 year old man ate a single m&m, this is how he overdoses

    • @skillex8376
      @skillex8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A man breathed oxygen this is what happened to his hand

    • @darkis9154
      @darkis9154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@skillex8376 a man breathed oxygen, this is what happened to the universe

    • @RiderGeats
      @RiderGeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A man has fallen into the river in Lego City, this is how he started the new rescue helicopter.

  • @scarmalades
    @scarmalades 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Stonks meme at 0:32 took me out 🤣 i love this channel so much

  • @kanyonbeecher4022
    @kanyonbeecher4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    I love how this is recommended to me the night of daylight savings lol

  • @tommyshelby2250
    @tommyshelby2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2861

    A man took a sip of water, this is how the universe spontaneously combusted.

  • @DannyBoy-by5bv
    @DannyBoy-by5bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Everytime I watch this channel I feel like I'm gonna die right after I hate it here

    • @wasddsaw2726
      @wasddsaw2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @canceledartist
      @canceledartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This channel makes me afraid of everything but I still keep coming back
      😪😔✌️

    • @crow1778
      @crow1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw this and went to the comments, (i go to sleep at like 4am and wake up around 10-1) and thought it was from sleep deprivation or smth- made me even more worried because of cardiac arrhythmia that we just now found out I have. Ngl, happy it wasn’t relevant to what I thought

    • @Theworldofef
      @Theworldofef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zeroo 4 hours ago and it’s 6 am. Hope you’re sleeping well now eh

    • @enderlynxwilloze7935
      @enderlynxwilloze7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro same! It’s even worse that I’m a twelve year old bucket of anxiety

  • @lungs2259
    @lungs2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    a man eats a singular fry, this is how the entirety of the earth disintegrated

  • @deedee6613
    @deedee6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3395

    *changes clock time by 1 hour
    *
    heart: adios amigo, estoy collapso

    • @Tac0ful
      @Tac0ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Que?

    • @frostbite5081
      @frostbite5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *CARAMBA IT IS*

    • @Aaaaa-pg4ix
      @Aaaaa-pg4ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Who knew hearts spoke spanish???

    • @deedee6613
      @deedee6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @MeowJade {MJ} Truly

    • @Flieganzer
      @Flieganzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Si

  • @reasonableastartes
    @reasonableastartes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    The first flashing text says "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
    Edit: This is the second text, not the first! Whoops!

    • @wilburthegerbil8435
      @wilburthegerbil8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The first one says stonks. The second says that.

    • @Rikaisupcom
      @Rikaisupcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wait... i did not even notice a second flashing screen

    • @shadowfan982
      @shadowfan982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cheers

    • @brianna9822
      @brianna9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @5UM0N3
      @5UM0N3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PANIC! AT THE TWENTY ON PILOTS 12:35

  • @Ajz092
    @Ajz092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3192

    This man: **Sets his clock forward one hour**
    His heart: ...And I took that personally.

    • @sargvision8313
      @sargvision8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What

    • @Ajz092
      @Ajz092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@sargvision8313 It's pretty self explanatory...what's not to understand here?

    • @NdEfOrYdOdKfI
      @NdEfOrYdOdKfI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You just made my day with that joke thank yo I for the laugh I needed that😂

    • @abstrakt8709
      @abstrakt8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Ajz092 I love how it isn’t self explanatory, and kinda is 😂

    • @amberace
      @amberace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol Yeah this cracked me up and yeah not hard to understand

  • @abdurrahimturker5479
    @abdurrahimturker5479 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very nice explanation, but what should also be mentioned is the reason why cholesterol even builds those plaques. The intima needs to first be damaged (e.g. oxidative stress) in order for the cholesterole to accumulate and build plaque. It is a chronic inflammatory disease of the blood vessels (in the case of the heart, coronary arteries) that leads to plaque in the first place. Same obviously happens in all the other organs as well. Strokes, peripheral artery disease etc. What I'm trying to say is, we can't just blame the cholesterole, when the cause for plaque is mostly oxidative stress and other causes for chronic inflammation

  • @mad101eline
    @mad101eline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    this is a more professional and medically correct “1,000 ways to die” series

    • @drago3036
      @drago3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very true

    • @rinwillows1869
      @rinwillows1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YOOO so im not the only one who’s seen that show. I remember watching it when i was super young and then a few years later I faintly remembered the show and tried to find it again but i couldn’t so i just shrugged it off as a fever dream. Tbh from what i remember, that show is kinda comedic, like one of the cases was a guy that choked on a hotdog and died.. that sounds stupid, like he inhaled the entire wiener somehow. No normal person can do that lmfao

    • @teenzset8827
      @teenzset8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude I loved that show when it was still on

    • @annabelleharvey6730
      @annabelleharvey6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bro but most of the videos are like eating ten pounds of something or drinking eight gallons of something
      either that or something that seems harmless, like this, or eating gas station nachos

    • @_iamnotsober
      @_iamnotsober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rin Willows I REMEMBER THAT. like he was eating while running the hotdog was just the right shape and size to completely obstruct his trachea. shits hilarious to think about

  • @mrbluesummers
    @mrbluesummers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    A man ate 5 popeyes biscuits with no drink. This is what happened to his esophagus.

    • @cristinaj4274
      @cristinaj4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @christianmckee3614
      @christianmckee3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Gone. Reduced to atoms.

    • @cfq44792
      @cfq44792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'd feel like it would feel good then go south

    • @schrimblo
      @schrimblo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It literally just shriveled up and died

    • @gregorymyers3886
      @gregorymyers3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

  • @arfarfsays29
    @arfarfsays29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    A kid got in a fight. This is how he became the fresh prince of a small town called Bel-Air

    • @B1G_RED
      @B1G_RED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is amazing

    • @joshfromjuniorstudios
      @joshfromjuniorstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is the only good version of this joke

    • @logitchy
      @logitchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i only know this cause our ela class assigned us to listen to that song

    • @EVILSPAWN1003
      @EVILSPAWN1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LAME

    • @ijustrealllylikecats
      @ijustrealllylikecats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EVILSPAWN1003 I think you're confused sir. It is the opposite of lame.

  • @lauramontgomery4674
    @lauramontgomery4674 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TH-cam really recommended me this video on the second Sunday in March

  • @TheAviationChannel
    @TheAviationChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    doctor: *"ST-Elevation Myocardial Infarction"*
    Regular person: *"heart attack"*

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i get the joke but im sure there are different kinds

    • @SiegfriedFafnirsbane
      @SiegfriedFafnirsbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The symptom is agina pectoris:doctor
      Normal person:so chest pain?

    • @talltomrich1
      @talltomrich1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doctor: Transmural septal-anterior STEMI of the LAD. If that’s his ECG. (Transmural meaning full thickness of the myocardium indicated by the reciprocal changes. LAD meaning Left Anterior Descending Coronary artery, aka “the widowmaker.”)

    • @blm232tx
      @blm232tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's myocardial not myocardinal. I think a myo (muscle) cardinal (a red crested bird) is a really buff baseball player from St Louis.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blm232tx Myocardinal is Tyler O'Neill

  • @westownsend8228
    @westownsend8228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4944

    Doctors: regular and good sleep is extremely important to your health
    Also doctors: you must work 70 hours straight for years to be one of us

    • @Disissid19
      @Disissid19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I mean. My brother had good sleep. But that's because all he did was study, eat, excercise and sleep

    • @beanosthealmighty9600
      @beanosthealmighty9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Do you know that doctors need to do procedures or else just one small mistake can cost someone's life

    • @ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788
      @ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Disissid19 In other words, he was diciplined, what's the problem with that?

    • @Disissid19
      @Disissid19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@ciranopunalesvigliarolo3788 He lost his social life. He doesn't regret it, good for him. But I'm sure I'd be bitter

    • @yeetusfeetus7877
      @yeetusfeetus7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Disissid19 Your brother sounds like me, although I never had a social life to lose.

  • @ratdad6021
    @ratdad6021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    A teenager missed a point on a test, this is why his organs shut down

    • @Ben-ix7cq
      @Ben-ix7cq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      by his parents

    • @Villosa64
      @Villosa64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      his parents mustve been asian than

    • @Gionatorr
      @Gionatorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Padraig He considering that the original comment was a joke, he just meant to add more humor to it, he wasn’t trolling in any way.

    • @Wasteman365
      @Wasteman365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Villosa64 then*. Your parents can’t be Asian or you wouldn’t make mistakes like that 💀

    • @Villosa64
      @Villosa64 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wasteman365 wait why would it be then? it would be "his parents mustve been asian then" which basically mean that they were asian before (I ain't fluent in English)

  • @rj9501
    @rj9501 ปีที่แล้ว

    The video demonstration of PCI has forever clarified how it works for me. Thanks!

  • @suddendeath-ko7rv
    @suddendeath-ko7rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    a man inhaled oxygen. Here's how his arm fell off.

    • @yes-vr9zs
      @yes-vr9zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He cut his arm off

    • @that-guy7946
      @that-guy7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This can actually happen high amounts of oxygen can make people go hysterical

    • @rabbitgutz6556
      @rabbitgutz6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @melancholyerrorsans2460
      @melancholyerrorsans2460 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *yes*

    • @Noname-67
      @Noname-67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A priest inhaled oxygen. Here is how his soul ceased from the universe

  • @Osiiii404
    @Osiiii404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    "A Man Fell into A River In _LEGO_ City,
    This is how He Almost Drowned"

    • @billysinge8977
      @billysinge8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo HEEY!

    • @north7764
      @north7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HEEEEEEYYY!

    • @valkyrieagainsttheworld
      @valkyrieagainsttheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Josiah Miguel Mizona-Geronimo Quick, build the rescue helicopter

    • @kevinsomosot9976
      @kevinsomosot9976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HEY!

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Builder no:88457475 Is a newly manufactured lego builder presenting to the emergency room with a severe case of crusdetrmintina crus coming from the Latin word for leg and detrimitina coming from the Latin word detrimentum that means loss. severe-leg-loss. now usually a treatment for this is very simple find a donor leg that fits pop it on, send the patient home and tell them to come back if it starts getting loose however in 88457475's case they were unable to find a suitable donor leg in the required time and they cant just fit any old donnor leg onto 88457475 as that may cause a condition where the figure is no longer suitable for their intended purpose which could cause figure abandonment or as in most cases dismantlement. they place 88457475 on a temporary life support machine while they look for his leg. and within a few hours they found it floating in the lego city river. they immediately transport the leg in a rescue helicopter back to the hospital and access the damage to it the leg barley passes the transplant specification standard only one more paintchip and the leg wouldn't be viable. they immediately rush 88457475 into the reassembly room and in a gruelling 3-minute operation reattach his leg. he was discharged the following day and made a full recovery

  • @Naeidea
    @Naeidea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "Take care of yourself and be well" - I would but now even my clock is trying to kill me.

    • @A7xFo
      @A7xFo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has been since you were born. This comment makes no sense because nothing has changed from previous years to you seeing this video. Not sure why you have likes. Terrible attempt at humor.

    • @Naeidea
      @Naeidea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@A7xFo this is exact same comment you make on every video. Terrible attempt at being different.

    • @brandon9635
      @brandon9635 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude... why? 🤦‍♂️

    • @ashiehakoto1490
      @ashiehakoto1490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      have you tried turning it off....I'd say and on again, but it is in several pieces on the street below the window it got thrown through

  • @MishkaDoyle-rj7vz
    @MishkaDoyle-rj7vz 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Damn this makes me glad I live in Saskatchewan, especially as I'm getting older, where we don't touch our clocks in any season!

  • @orangutangsusan917
    @orangutangsusan917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    A man looked at an ostrich, this is how his spinal cord imploded.

    • @Azanthiel
      @Azanthiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s a chubby emu not an ostrich

    • @dfslo
      @dfslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Azanthiel it must have been

    • @OncelerKidsAreCringe
      @OncelerKidsAreCringe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would probably be dead if he contorted his body like that

  • @julianterrado9303
    @julianterrado9303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Grandpa: I hope I at least live to see my grandchildren get married
    Clock: No

  • @deedeeanimates2977
    @deedeeanimates2977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Me: **sets my clock ahead 59 minutes**

    • @linbat6148
      @linbat6148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Dee Dee Animates Dies one minute late.

    • @Lemonnitenite
      @Lemonnitenite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Big brain time

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How tough are ya?

    • @pathofthetrickster
      @pathofthetrickster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thankfully my devices adjust themselves ...

    • @linbat6148
      @linbat6148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vansire Waiting for someone to catch that - LOLOLOL!!! Or is it?

  • @Smemesky
    @Smemesky ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The title is an example of correlation, not causation. He did set the clock forward, and his heart had issues, but turning the clock did not cause his heart to have issues.

  • @sunnyxflower8107
    @sunnyxflower8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    A man sat in a chair, this is how the earth got hit by the sun.

  • @Darque2391
    @Darque2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I took a step outside my room. This is how my ovaries exploded.

    • @yetanotherRjven
      @yetanotherRjven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @uhhuh1291
      @uhhuh1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The cause of this: there was an active mine.

    • @palerider9952
      @palerider9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Michelle started to experience *ovarium ignition* :
      *Ovarium* meaning ovaries, and *ignition* meaning to explode or combust. Which means, her ovaries violently exploded."

    • @krajax6875
      @krajax6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *demia meaning presence in blood*

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michelle Fonnette well when I woke up my testicles imploded

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    (Sees video)
    Me: Petition to stop Daylight Saving Time

    • @bigkoi1015
      @bigkoi1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WE MEET AGAIN.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Live in Arizona

    • @thangnguyen02
      @thangnguyen02 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL.
      I'm glad there're more people in this petition.

    • @tina-wp9nf
      @tina-wp9nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime TH-cam to gaming TH-cam to medical youtube, you have great taste

    • @gklnth187
      @gklnth187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tina-wp9nf it's us who has the same taste as his..

  • @jtteope1178
    @jtteope1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Someone didn’t blink on March 23, 2012 at 4:38 PM and 47 seconds into the minute, this is what happened to time and space itself

  • @jennali9800
    @jennali9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "So... are you going to set your clock for daylight savings?"
    "DAYLIGHT SAVINGS KILLED MY FATHER!"

  • @markbennett2965
    @markbennett2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    A guy farted, this is how he died from climate change.

    • @LindaGailLamb.0808
      @LindaGailLamb.0808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣
      But seriously - I was a major contributor to climate change the other day.
      I may have eaten *a bit* too much asparagus...

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • @cylisme7419
      @cylisme7419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gumball, is that you?

    • @taylorxwx2367
      @taylorxwx2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Methane

    • @C.J.Taylor
      @C.J.Taylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A guy farted, this is what happened to his morale
      OR
      A guy farted, this is how he feel into deep depression.

  • @Leah-xh1rc
    @Leah-xh1rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Everybody on this channel: *I will sleep off this lethal condition*
    2022 edit: I did this as well and ended up in the ER

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      To be fair, it usually works

    • @bananas4sale
      @bananas4sale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or you a man

    • @brayandersen6501
      @brayandersen6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I sadly did this... I was low on pottassium and i thought i just needed a nap and everything would be op. ended up going to the E.R

    • @alyssagodfrey462
      @alyssagodfrey462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Its the human equivalent of, "Did you try turning it off and back on again?"

    • @lucaseastwood8850
      @lucaseastwood8850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will!

  • @sethpoopu3855
    @sethpoopu3855 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for helping me comprehend my impending early 30s demise, it's inspiring

  • @hotcargatorade8443
    @hotcargatorade8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Me: (picks up literally any food)
    My body: *why do I hear Chubbyemu music*

  • @kohffeee
    @kohffeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Some random Grandpa: I'll turn the clock past 1 hour.
    His heart: I'll do what's called pro gamer move

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😎

    • @eleanorgreywolfe5142
      @eleanorgreywolfe5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@deneuve0 Just like the grandpa

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it’s someone’s grandpa, dont be disrespectful

    • @clowtears1898
      @clowtears1898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its just someone else' grandpa, not mine. If that was ur point :D

    • @doctahjonez
      @doctahjonez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eleanorgreywolfe5142 Daaamn.

  • @colleenoconnor3520
    @colleenoconnor3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Thank you for addressing this issue regarding daylight savings. I worked in healthcare for decades, mainly with the old old. The last decade and a half, I actually did live-in positions. I caught on to the daylight savings problems with the elderly early on. I let them make the adjustment on their own. Many stayed on their own standard time. When the clock went forward, they never gave up that hour of sleep. I tried telling people daylight savings time had an adverse affect on old folks. Glad that it's finally being addressed. Thank you Chubbyemu for bringing this problem to light. I've also thought that hospitals could be more patient oriented, by taking the patients regular schedule into consideration - nursing homes too. No reason shift changes duties, in the medical field, can not be made to save lives.

    • @charmaynebruce6215
      @charmaynebruce6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The state I live in, in Australia , is the only one which doesn't have Daylight Saving.

    • @FronteirWolf
      @FronteirWolf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a young person and I have hated clock changes for most of my life.
      I don't change my watch and just add on an hour or take one off.
      It just makes the day go faster when it changes and it's really disorientating.
      I've gotten used to it in the last few years, so it isn't so bad as it used to be.

    • @ysf-psfx
      @ysf-psfx ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, it makes things much safer for people driving to work in the morning and children going to school.

  • @imjustaura
    @imjustaura ปีที่แล้ว +2

    these videos terrify me. i feel like all the normal things i do will end terribly.