Black Mesa: The Navy Seal Copy-Pasta (SFM)

I discovered a sound file hidden deep within one of Black Mesa's multiplayer maps... when activated, it reveals a funny copy-pasta easter-egg made by some of their voice actors.
This is my visual rendition of that sound file. Enjoy!
The voice in this sound file is not Barney (according to the in-game captions), but it seemed fitting to pretend it was.
Barney model by "Paynamia"
File name: utow_ts_ar01

[@qwellen7521]

"I have 300 confirmed kills"
Yeah but how many of the them where unarmed scientists?

[@log_by_bolb]

*A L L*
Unless you count the 3 headcrabs they killed once

[@connorgolsong290]

At least 12.

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

The 100% of thise kills was me sucking ass at half-life

[@blox5174]

" I HAVE 300 CONFIRMED 'cakes' " "And secret Raids on the 'pantry' " I Trained In Guerilla ' bakeware '

[@hatandhoodie_]

"I can 'tickle' you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare hands."
This sentence can mean multiple things, and I don't like any of them.

[@rjd-kh8et]

"I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States UTENSILS and I will use it to its full extent to TICKLE your STUFF off the face of the continent" is even worse.

[@generalderpscout5393]

Random Marine walk past outside of his office: *Let's just pretend I didn't hear that*

[@galacticstevetherealdeal]

I think Adrian Shepherd had enough being detained for years as time goes by in half life.

[@OuredFoster]

This is adrian shepherd threatening gman to let him out

[@Larpr0]

No, no.
This is Adrian in his quarantine and stuck in gaming because G-man threw him in there.
In short, *BOREDOM.*

[@user-sx7rt4ly1l]

eww Adrian shephard doesn't has an exotic voice he sound like typical BMS HECU Marine, damn

[@OuredFoster]

The more he raises his voice the funnier it gets
"IF ONLY YOU KNEW WHAT UNHOLY- *souffle* YOU HAVE BROUGHT UPON YOURSELF"
"I WILL SHI- *tickle* -ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT"

[@AnomalousBytes]

This is perfect

[@bruh-bk7eo]

I've been fighting in the "Pantry"

[@thatphonebastard]

Spamton trying to threaten someone be like

[@zayl777]

This deserves more views, it's so perfect!

[@coolwalterbennett7805]

Truly a great chef

[@omgaustria-hungary1192]

I thought you just asked the va to record those lines for you and he just agreed

[@Validatormaybelater]

Nah, back when I was making this I didn't have the connection I do now. I just used the easter egg audio.

[@whileibreatheitrytohope1622]

holy-- 'souffle'

[@Xplainn93]

this is perfection.

[@lambdasignal2065]

Lmao nice one

[@docta94]

Now this, is epic.

[@Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027]

Anyone have a not Barney’d version of this?

[@ZandalayOfficial]

*C A K E S*

[@bones2271]

Shepard loses it

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Well, Adrian's anger is understandable.
Being stuck in canon hell for almost 2 decades because your creators are scared of the number 3 and your co-creator is a greaselord who turns any franchise he gets into shit.
Who wouldn't be angry with that?

[@vvtg07]

Wait, was this made before or after you know how to mocap ?

[@Validatormaybelater]

My earliest video was mocapped. It wasn’t until the elevator video that I learned how to do it even better

[@danaliu8978]

Hmmm, good copy pasta

[@VibingIED2004]

Bro Got hacked Without using Nordvpn And got mad

[@yoboikamil525]

lmao

[@omgaustria-hungary1192]

Anyone found an uncensored version?

[@jeff5573]

somebody on reddit found it by digging through the games audio files. They provided an mp3 link but is a 404 now.

[@omgaustria-hungary1192]

@@jeff5573 :(

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

The only other thing thats close to uncensored is the original navy seal copypasta

[@squiddd762]

POV: cod mics after the game

[@kumi6797]

Ahahahahah!!!!

[@Jotapege2]

No This is trash because censor destroyed everthing AAAAAAAAAA

[@danielmorgoone131]

Would've been funnier with no censor

[@SakuyaShiomiEnjoyer]

i've never appreciated black mesa more than i already have