the fucking lighting was worse than when you wake up on a winter morning and open your curtains to get fucking flashbanged by all the snow on the ground. And there's supposed to be nothing worse than that.
Do people make games for the mystery box specifically? Does the Porn box invent content to be played? These games cannot actually exist, it isn't possible.
The Box finally found its way out of the Woolie Hole. Nobody knows how this was possible or even achieved. But some people say that Zack may know the secret.
Maybe it's the same as with FPS, but I can never tell when screen tearing happens, yet Pat acts like the game is falling apart whenever a game has it even a little bit.
+Mordalon You could actually notice it in this video. Normally screen tearing doesn't show up in recordings but it actually shows up here so that means it's really bad.
+Tremz This game would be 100% better if Brock Sampson burst through the window and ripped the main character's face off. Though to be fair, that applies to most things.
This is the most goddamn overproduced game I have ever seen. This is the game version of a fan-made Pokemon with a billion sharp edges and 12 colors. I goddamn hate it. Full LP when?
For some reason I was expecting the game to throw an "anime" and suddenly kill everyone that's close to Adam and then he has to deal with his broken psyque and shit.
I love how Pat doesn't know how to solve the puzzle but he thinks he does, so he's LITERALLY SCREAMING to stop wasting time while Matt solves it correctly. 10/10 Fuckboivin puzzling.
It's a mystery. A dirty, decayed, unimaginative, dull, smelly, catastrophic, disastrous, foreign?, bum, hair gelled... Yea I haven't watched the video yet.
It's Literally Nathan Drake's Character Model, but with a dumb hat. Also, Pat's not wrong about this ripping of Deus Ex: They just decided to go with the Blood-piss variant of the piss-filter
All I'm thinking is that this is one of Dean Venture's fever dreams like when he couldn't handle the huge battle and thought he was hanging out with Giant Boy Detective
holy fuck the dead sea is less saturated than this.
Nice.
fucking christ this took off
And here I thought it was just my Flux program. It was not ಠ_ಠ
It'd make them less salty too
+OfficialChrissums I think I'm blind now after watching this.
Pat's "OH GIVE ME THAT" filled me with a fraction of the wonderment and joy he must have felt in that moment
I envy that wonderment
Old comment I know but I love the idea of something so bad and broken you're physically excited to try it to see how broken it is.
Full Let's Play, please.
DEUS VULT
+bob boby Yeah, I agree, Conrad Marbug WAS an asshole.
+MaskedMan My eyes won't survive that.
Pat's misery! I'm absorbing it! It's restoring my youthful looks!
full lp
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
Make pat play every puzzle without mr snip snip
+MrWinterGuard use mr snip snip on every part thats NOT a puzzle. a pure patrage LP
use mr snip snip on every moment that isnt an awkward mess of glitches and T-poses
This feels like an lost LP from the early days of the channel.
British accent" I demand a full lp of this wondrous game, my good sirs"
DEUS VULT
Speaking of terrible Uncharted ripoffs, you guys should play Unearthed: Trail of Ibn Battuta. It's absolute dogshit, you guys will love it.
+Zanna amazing
+Zanna This dogshit brought to you by the Dogchild.
+Zanna Was there ever an episode 2 for that?
I think Funhaus covered this one. It was a sick ride, that's fo'sure. lol
***** yup, those guys have the skill of turning a piece of shit of a game into something that is entertaining to watch.
Ah yes. I love it when lighting causes my eyes to bleed.
Idk why, but that line made me think you were the Joker from Batman.
No, it's cool. I didn't need my corneas anyway.
"2am in the morning"
Is that how humans talk?
Who said they were human?
DUN DUN DUUUUUN! 😱
They are not human their the aliens from xcom
+Hesitant Hero we are certainly not ZOGNOIDS!!!
Fuck I need a full playthrough of this shit
DEUS VULT
Adam Venture is Matt's Stand and Pat is just helpless.
HOLY SHIT - IT'S BACK!
PLEASE BE BIBLE BLACK, PLEASE BE BIBLE BLACK!!
I kinda just want Bible Black to be a Woolie vs.
+Anthony P. There will be an actual lets watch of bible black. Confirmed ;-)
Our dreams have come true
So this is what it's like to feel your eyeballs attempt to run away from what you're subjecting them to.
Woah shit, I haven't seen a bloom disaster this bad since Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon
+lvn nvk fuck you
***** Woe
"Oh the book!, my assistant knows, just go to the library". Then why the FUCK are they looking for a book he KNOWS is not there.
All of the puzzles Pat hates are always super easy and take longer to brute force.
+David McGhee Truly the worst quality
full LP? I mean you played ride to retribution
DEUS VULT
+bob boby why do you keep saying that
+MrLego3160 It's Latin for "God wills it".
TheBlackSpiral
oh.
This game is a real Rusty Venture
+thadbaxter Gross dude.
Congrats. You're the only one I can see in the comments that made a Venture Bros. joke.
+thadbaxter That's not a Rusty Venture you need a scuba mask for a Rusty Venture
+thadbaxter I saw the T-pose and I fucking checked out mentally.
+Dekk 8000 I believe that's called a double frogman
I am in no way shocked that I have never heard of this.
I have never before wanted a full LP so strongly.
I don't think our eyes could handle such a... Venture
Adam Venture falls from the bookshelf
Lady: "Oh, did you figure it out?"
I wasn't ready for this Adam Venture.
My absolute favorite part of this video is when Pat’s freaking out about doing the ladder puzzle wrong while Matt solves the puzzle perfectly
FULL LP. FULL LP. FULL LP.
It's been a while since we had an lp of a terrible game which no one has heard of
DEUS VULT
+kot4311 daganropa.
had to put on sunglasses to watch this video.
+Joey JoJo Junior shabadoo Had to scroll down to tolerate this video.
Can't wait for the rest of the LP
DEUS VULT
that gasp at the end was perfect.
...full LP.
Full LP.
FULL LP.
DEUS VULT
THE BOX IS BACK, BITCHES
The coloring in this game is a fucking eye-sore and a half.
Also who thought it was a good idea to brighten the circle you selected to the point where you can't see what you're doing.
Adam-Adam's Mundane Venture
Aaaaaaa my eyes are gonna explode from the saturation on this video.
the fucking lighting was worse than when you wake up on a winter morning and open your curtains to get fucking flashbanged by all the snow on the ground. And there's supposed to be nothing worse than that.
You just made me think of Leon hiding behind your curtains, then throwing a flashbang at your face when you open them.
Garb Age is here to stay baby LETS GO
Why are you down here? ITS A MYSTERY!!
Look at all those plutonium lamps irradiating the fuck out of our heroes.
*lost my shit when Pat mentions Bill Cipher*
No, seriously we need a FULL LP of this
The abandoned Venture brother
Even the thumbnail is a mystery.
Two minutes in and I'm already fucking blind.
With the lens flares in this game, you'd think it was directed by J.J. Abrams!
I demand a full LP of Adam Venture right now
DEUS VULT
+Will b what does that even mean.
+MrLego3160 GOD WILLS IT, it's what Christians said during the crusade when they went about killing Muslims
What a mysterious Jogo.
Adam is the worst Venture Bro.
Why does Adam act like he's a 5-year old?
I haven't laughed this frequently at a Best Friends in a long time. Please, for the love of Zubaz, make this a full LP.
You guys have to full LP this shit. Go Team Venture!
This game looks like you put all the special effects on in Halo's forge mode...
holy shit it does
+gamester091 Legitimately let out a single loud "Ha!"
Do people make games for the mystery box specifically?
Does the Porn box invent content to be played?
These games cannot actually exist, it isn't possible.
The Box finally found its way out of the Woolie Hole. Nobody knows how this was possible or even achieved.
But some people say that Zack may know the secret.
Guy 1: Don't go towards the light.
Guy 2: Which light?
Guy 1: All of them.
Maybe it's the same as with FPS, but I can never tell when screen tearing happens, yet Pat acts like the game is falling apart whenever a game has it even a little bit.
+Mordalon You could actually notice it in this video. Normally screen tearing doesn't show up in recordings but it actually shows up here so that means it's really bad.
This is like when I make a scene in Maya and don't adjust any of the values on the lights
This kind of dynamic in this video is the fucking best. I missed you, Mystery box.
Adam Venture? What happened to Dean and Hank? At least tell me Rusty is still around.
+Tremz
This game would be 100% better if Brock Sampson burst through the window and ripped the main character's face off. Though to be fair, that applies to most things.
+Tremz I FOUND ANOTHER
Donavan Lewis Go Team Venture!
Adam Venture has the "John Carter" Mars jump lol
please make this a LP
+Paplo I don't know if my eyes could take that much saturation
I demand a full LP...
DEUS VULT
This is the most goddamn overproduced game I have ever seen. This is the game version of a fan-made Pokemon with a billion sharp edges and 12 colors.
I goddamn hate it. Full LP when?
+Buff McLargeHuge Amaaaaaziiiing Graaaaace
+Driad TED STOP SINGING!
thelookoutpoint1 SHUT UP OR I'LL BLOW US ALL TO HELL
Buff McLargeHuge Hahahahaaa
Can we all just agree that this game is about a cult that revolves around Woolie being a God??
11:33
Wait is that Bill Cipher?
Pat: It's Bill!!
Holy shit.
I'll give this game one thing, I've never recoiled in horror at a T-pose before.
I've also never hoped for The Monarch to show up so badly.
+punisher154 Yep, and I never thought I'd be wishing to hear Dr. Girlfriend's manly voice. xD
"2am in the morning" As opposed to what, 2am in the afternoon?! This will be a glorious train wreak.
For some reason I was expecting the game to throw an "anime" and suddenly kill everyone that's close to Adam and then he has to deal with his broken psyque and shit.
My eyes, the goggles do nothing
GO TEAM VENTURE!
...go home, Venture
This is one of the best birthday presents I got today.
The Box of Mystery has returned to haunt us again.
W E L C O M E B A C K
I just recovered from a headache, guy. Why are you giving me another?
My sides, my abs, my lungs! Everything hurts!
I smell a future LP in this.
DEUS VULT
I can barely see the letters on the dial because they're so bright.
Now it's too dark to see any platforms.
+Nagato Uzumaki And thats why you shouldn't play it.
Adam Venture needs to have a side kick named "Max Gain" just so they can obnoxiously spout out, "Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained!"
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW!
I love how Pat doesn't know how to solve the puzzle but he thinks he does, so he's LITERALLY SCREAMING to stop wasting time while Matt solves it correctly. 10/10 Fuckboivin puzzling.
It's a mystery. A dirty, decayed, unimaginative, dull, smelly, catastrophic, disastrous, foreign?, bum, hair gelled...
Yea I haven't watched the video yet.
The game devs couldn't make a deal with the devil so they made a deal with Dave who works late nights at Little Caesar's pizza.
The lighting is hurting my eyes
Oh boy, it's time for NOT Uncharted...because these waters were totally charted before.
...no? oh fuck me then.
+The Chaotic Shadow
Your jokes aren't funny, Adam.
This feels like an original series episode of 2bfp, I love it
It's Literally Nathan Drake's Character Model, but with a dumb hat. Also, Pat's not wrong about this ripping of Deus Ex: They just decided to go with the Blood-piss variant of the piss-filter
+Led Trousers At least the Deus Ex piss filter is gentle with your eyes, this one's trying to make you blind
my eyes are burning in their sockets with these lights.
I like how Adam's shirt is already pre-dirty when he's just sitting in his dad's office
I love it when they do really poor games like this. Definitely one of their best, or at least "better" mystery boxes.
+Hadeks Marow I don't think they can beat magus or drake.
Link me that video?
FULL LP
DEUS VULT
+bob boby
u need to calm down
and theres no deus
omg please full lp.. I haven't literally laughed out loud like this in so long lol
Go Team Venture! \\//
#TheWarriorswerehere
Good thing that pile of sharp rocks was there to break Adam's fall.
All I'm thinking is that this is one of Dean Venture's fever dreams like when he couldn't handle the huge battle and thought he was hanging out with Giant Boy Detective
Thanks for using your lighting to fucking steal my sight Adam Venture.
I'm starting to think that Punisher LP was just one big elaborate troll.
nice "i wanted x lp tho" meme mate
+Kektus you're quite the Memester yourself there mate.
God, that lighting bloom made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.
This needs a full LP
My sleeping pattern is terrible.
When will Adam Venture find the Stone Mask?
+CommanderCorson Right after reading the Tome of Eternal Darkness
Dan Travel's Weird Expedition
Oh my god Pat not only can't do puzzles, he also tries to sabotage their completion by other people.
"I'm gonna throw up"
Pat summed this hot mess up....