About the food... A "horse people" will sit down on a bench right next to a bucket of manure and calmly eat his lunch. If he is fortunate his horse won't be standing behind him trying to grab a ham sandwich. "Naughty horse! You're a vegetarian!"
amazing763 my mare once stole my cheese and ham sandwich xD she ate half of it before i was able to rescue what was left of it :P i was so shocked i never thaught she would eat cheese and ham xD dont know if she enjoyed it, she was shaking her head the whole time :P
It was actually straw and straw is waaaay lighter than hay. Anyone can lift straw. Straw probably weighs about 20 lbs. while alfalfa probably weighs up to 50-60 lbs.
Violeta RainWater i actually have a question for u XD is western fun? Im a hunter jumper now, but ive always wanted to learn western and was thinking about maybe taking a few lessons?
Friesianhorsechick ! Oh yes very, if you get really good we do this thing called "Roman Riding" I thin you've seen it, when you stand on the horse while its movie I'm still learning it but I can do "Rag Doll" witch is hanging from the horse, its way more fun then just cantering around a arena and jumping, trust me I've been at sense I was 1. You'll enjoy it a lot!
In my car it would have been : Oh, just push those ropes and buckets aside. And if you are wearing your good trousers, put a blanket on the seat first.
Try being 95 lbs & throwing those onto a trailer--then loading 4 at a time onto a hand cart ; unloading & stacking them 8 high (usually 20-30 at a time) no need for the gym 😂
I was out riding and I looked down and to my absolute horror my horse was covered in blood. I was panicking trying to find out where I had accidentally hurt him. Turns out it was all me, bleeding from 8 fingers :|
William Schaub a woman came up to my husband in the chip shop and said .."are you peppers owner he is lush!" didnt have a clue of marks name and mark didnt know who she was til she described her horse!!!
I was obsessed with horses as a kid (I lived in the city limits) I had never seen an actual horse in person. Everything was horse, such as birthday parties, figurines, books, decorations, movies and etc. 10 years later, I now have 3 horses. I only own a horse stuffed animal. I'm horsed out
@@TheNonMakeupGuru Nah, not really, a child can still legally own something. I am a child and own 3 dogs, (and 4 puppies) 3 horses, and over 10 cats. My parents own a dog, and some horses.
Friend: Do you remember Sarah from last month ? Me: Who? Friend: Do you remember Twinkle, the horse who beat you and Frankie showjumping couple of years back? Me: Bay, irish x, 15:2hh, 7 year old, short pasterns, long neck, built uphill, muscled like a dream, hunter clip, 3 socks, 3 whorls on neck, rear and ear? Yeah, I remember. Why?
Mostly true but any other equestrians like snow? I just love it! i like to ride in it or male a snow jump or have my horse pull me in a sled, its so much fun.
+wild horses I love the snow i just hate it when the snow stops me from riding because, i only have a pasture, i dont have an arena to ride in so if its cold to bad im either riding in the really cold or not riding at all.
I LOVE snow! I never get snow where I live. We actually got 9 inches of snow yesterday and so I spent today sledding and watching my horses play in the snow!
Love riding in the snow, especially when it's falling and all you can hear is the soft shuffle of hooves and the high pitched tingle of ice crystals hitting one another, or on a night when the moon is out and the snow is still new. I know this is an old post but is still sort of a running conversation.
Lol me and my friend got locked in two stalls across from each other for a long time and I had to pee really bad so. I went to the bath room in the stall😂😂lol
Luv this. Got one more...A horse person with all of the whips, spurs, and leather chaps or whatever else that gets stowed away in the car. Try explaining this all to a normal person. Imagine whatever they're thinking, hmmm? :-P
Both my daughter and I doubled over with laughter for the whole video, pointing at each other and saying "that is so you." You Schramms do an excellent job at both instruction and humor. Your new co-star did an excellent job holding her own on camera. Thank you!
Hah! When someone gets in my truck, I'd say "Oh, just sit on top of that stuff. If you can't find a place for your feet, just shove that around. You won't hurt anything."
How FUNNY! How TRUE! In spite of the Britt accent! Also they can pick out one sorrel filly in a field of a hundred sorrel horses and tell you the dam's name!
You guys are doing a super job with these videos! Creative, hilarious- and so true! (Except the eating part. We just eat in the stable or on horseback at the shows/events!
I'm curious why this video is unlisted. TH-cam says I should be considerate and think twice before sharing. But it's hilarious and I want to share it in a horse group on Facebook.
I love this video, it reminds me of when I went to buy my first car. I had some specific requirements for my car; age, number of kilometres, and how much hay you could fit in the boot. I'm sure the car dealer thought we were crazy when we asked to see the boot of every car he suggested to us in our price range and we would just stand there looking at the boot of hatchbacks etc. even after dad explained that we were trying to calculate how much hay would fit I think the dealer still thought we were weird.
Regular People: tries to pick up full water bucket *collaspes in pain also spilling the water everywhere* Horse People: tries to pick up full water bucket *collaspes in pain also spilling the water everywhere*
That messy car thing cracked me up. Between the dog and the tack there is barely space for us. My co-worker (who has seen our car) once told me she was in the parking lot of a fast food place and a truck pulled in with a horse farm logo on the door and when they got out it was as full as ours. She asked me "Is it a horse thing?"
Story of my life! Especially the food part. If I train horses for a week there is a chance I don't eat for a day. Only the driving part didn't speak to me since here in the Netherlands you can't drive further than 3 hours ;)
LOL, All true except the snow. I Love riding in the snow! I get happy when it's going to snow. The food part, sort of true for me, I tend to forget to eat when I'm really busy with my horses. But any other time, I eat.
EquiiAlbi Yes that is true! snow can be tricky. If it is really soggy and deep snow, or a wet snow that froze it can be dangerous for you and your horse. :( Light fluffy snow is the best to ride in. This past winter was very hard for me to get out in, because I do not have an indoor arena. It was bitter cold, and lots of snow. And freezing rain under that snow!
Although I haven't ridden in years and was an indifferent rider when I did, I still resemble the horse people much more than the "regular" people (whoever they are). In fact, I married a girl who owned and rode a Thoroughbred. Fast forward: the Thoroughbred is gone, but the wife is still here, 44 years later.
Pretty funny and towards the end it gets even better. How do you forget to eat though I always eat the same time the horses eat that is why you have teeth to hold what you are eating between bites when you are tossing hay LOL GOOD JOB!
this channel is like the horse version of buzzfeed...
but like 100000000000000000 times better
id rather pee in my barn than pee in a public bathroom lol
orafferty83 same.
Same
same
I've definitely peed in one of the stalls while mucking the barn 😆!!
About the food... A "horse people" will sit down on a bench right next to a bucket of manure and calmly eat his lunch. If he is fortunate his horse won't be standing behind him trying to grab a ham sandwich. "Naughty horse! You're a vegetarian!"
amazing763 my mare once stole my cheese and ham sandwich xD she ate half of it before i was able to rescue what was left of it :P i was so shocked i never thaught she would eat cheese and ham xD dont know if she enjoyed it, she was shaking her head the whole time :P
One time a horse stole half a banana out of my friends hand, chewed it, and then spit it out.
A Queen Haha that was the horses way of saying, you don't eat till I do. Now feed me and do without.
I had a horse take a drink of my tea once, he left that nice horsey mix of grass spit and mud.
Madissem Mortensen Hahaha, it was my diet coke that my horse stole. Darn animals are sneaky.
Ok but that hay throwing was actually quite impressive
Ya, it was.
It was actually straw and straw is waaaay lighter than hay. Anyone can lift straw. Straw probably weighs about 20 lbs. while alfalfa probably weighs up to 50-60 lbs.
I looked it up (Yahoo): A bale of straw can weigh anywhere between 40 pounds to 90 pounds.
+Lottshorse ikr, the last time i threw hay it didn't go high enough and fell back down on my head XD
+xxEquestrian Ellaxx That just sounds painful. Ouch!
The braiding one is sooo true! That's why you do the grays first!
I don't get it. I don't bleed when I braid. In fact I enjoy especially when I have to braid the ponies!!
+HorseyTube than ur very talented!!
+Hanna Omine haha I'm not that talented
I have your profile pic on my insta
I only bleed when i pull
I love non-horse people. It's hilarious to ask a non-equestrian what a girth, of all things, is.
or tell them you find a Green horse and ride them every week xD
lol, i agree
Phoebe Baisch I know right I asked my friend can u get me the Hoof pick she likes what does it look like I am like nvm
Phoebe Baisch Omg I asked my friend for a curry comb and she gave me the hoof pick. I said this what am I gonna do perform surgery on my horse. Idiot
i asked my kind of horse friend to grab me my martingale, she grabed a saddle
lol the shit on the blanket straps is the story of my life...
I love this! The thing about forgetting to eat made me laugh so hard!! I do that, too!
I agree! And, I love your profile picture! GPs are adorable! I miss mine....used to have 6. :(
Aw what happened to them? I have 2, Wilma and Dorothy! I'm COMPLETELY obsessed with them haha!!
Omg! I have two gp's too!
Kristin Dewe I have 1 and he is the best! A little stupid though.....😂😂😂😝😉
Okay fellow equestrians, let's face it. We're weird! XD but we are a different breed, one that can't be stopped! And I an certainly proud of it! :)
+Friesianhorsechick ! haha lol
+Friesianhorsechick ! yep, but I m the only one who rides western I know it .-.
Violeta RainWater i actually have a question for u XD is western fun? Im a hunter jumper now, but ive always wanted to learn western and was thinking about maybe taking a few lessons?
Friesianhorsechick ! Oh yes very, if you get really good we do this thing called "Roman Riding" I thin you've seen it, when you stand on the horse while its movie I'm still learning it but I can do "Rag Doll" witch is hanging from the horse, its way more fun then just cantering around a arena and jumping, trust me I've been at sense I was 1. You'll enjoy it a lot!
Violeta RainWater cool :P
The peeing in a stall, the identifying people by their horses, and car full of stuff is spot on.
In my car it would have been : Oh, just push those ropes and buckets aside. And if you are wearing your good trousers, put a blanket on the seat first.
Never peed in a stall, but I HAVE gone in the bushes quite a few times. One time I had a leaf in my underwear and didn't notice for hours...
much respect those straw/hay bales can be heavy as shit
ahh i riped the buttens of my shirt rolling them
It may be an oat hay bale which does weigh less but still heavy to throw around like that
Try being 95 lbs & throwing those onto a trailer--then loading 4 at a time onto a hand cart ; unloading & stacking them 8 high (usually 20-30 at a time) no need for the gym 😂
haha the bloody fingers is so true. All the time in the winter you are like, why is there so much blood everywhere?
I agree XD my hands looks like shit because I have NEVER used gloves for riding or anything else. Proud to be an equestrian!
I was out riding and I looked down and to my absolute horror my horse was covered in blood. I was panicking trying to find out where I had accidentally hurt him. Turns out it was all me, bleeding from 8 fingers :|
Only equestrians would get the inside jokes 💁🏻
All true except the food part, I eat all the time.
Although my horse does tend to steal my food a lot. Eh, sharing is caring.
FallOutNeville omg same😂😂
Only Horse people will understand that all of this is oh so true! Love it!
I love this! LOL so accurate!
I thought so too!
Love it. Particularly the bit about identifying people by their horse's name. I do that all the time.
William Schaub a woman came up to my husband in the chip shop and said .."are you peppers owner he is lush!" didnt have a clue of marks name and mark didnt know who she was til she described her horse!!!
Ha! Funny! But, true!!!
I was obsessed with horses as a kid (I lived in the city limits) I had never seen an actual horse in person.
Everything was horse, such as birthday parties, figurines, books, decorations, movies and etc. 10 years later, I now have 3 horses. I only own a horse stuffed animal.
I'm horsed out
I feel sorry for child you, since I was born I've had horses , I own 3 and I'm 12
You mean your parents own them and you get access to them.
Gamer Weasel I
@@TheNonMakeupGuru Nah, not really, a child can still legally own something. I am a child and own 3 dogs, (and 4 puppies) 3 horses, and over 10 cats. My parents own a dog, and some horses.
Friend: Do you remember Sarah from last month ? Me: Who?
Friend: Do you remember Twinkle, the horse who beat you and Frankie showjumping couple of years back? Me: Bay, irish x, 15:2hh, 7 year old, short pasterns, long neck, built uphill, muscled like a dream, hunter clip, 3 socks, 3 whorls on neck, rear and ear? Yeah, I remember. Why?
2 hour drive, THOSE POOR UUNNNFFOOORRTTUNNNATTTEEE SOOOOUUULLLSSS. Really, come on, 2 hours?!?!
Nikki The Fox ikr?!😂 I had to go from Vancouver Washington to Reno Nevada....it took so long 😂
Nikki The Fox Love the disney reference lol
That One Equestrian oh bro rip sameeeee I wanted to jump out the window 😂😂
This is so relatable!! Sadly, I can't pick up hay lol. I have twigs for arms. No joke 😂
HorseY Rae me too, I'm a walking twig
S Richey 😂 I'm 14 and I went to the doctors earlier and they told me I was 95 pounds...yet I eat junk food ALL the time 😂😂
its funny because its actually true
This is so true😂 I miss Evention Tv though 😭
Mostly true but any other equestrians like snow? I just love it! i like to ride in it or male a snow jump or have my horse pull me in a sled, its so much fun.
*make not male
+wild horses I love the snow i just hate it when the snow stops me from riding because, i only have a pasture, i dont have an arena to ride in so if its cold to bad im either riding in the really cold or not riding at all.
+Taylor Peterson yea we have a indoor arena but in Virginia we get so much of it. It stops use from riding!
I LOVE snow! I never get snow where I live. We actually got 9 inches of snow yesterday and so I spent today sledding and watching my horses play in the snow!
Love riding in the snow, especially when it's falling and all you can hear is the soft shuffle of hooves and the high pitched tingle of ice crystals hitting one another, or on a night when the moon is out and the snow is still new. I know this is an old post but is still sort of a running conversation.
this could not be more accurate!!! I'm a rider and most of my friends aren't, this is accurate
101jumpergirl101
Same here ^_^
dude i pee in the stalls too
Lol so do I
So do I 😂
Lol everyone does, especially when the plumbing goes out
Lol me and my friend got locked in two stalls across from each other for a long time and I had to pee really bad so. I went to the bath room in the stall😂😂lol
Same!
Luv this. Got one more...A horse person with all of the whips, spurs, and leather chaps or whatever else that gets stowed away in the car. Try explaining this all to a normal person. Imagine whatever they're thinking, hmmm? :-P
RIGHT? 😂 I got a new crop the other day and my non-equestrian friend thought it was for something else... 😂😂😂
LOVED THIS !!!! hahaha
unbelievably relatable! XP
Hahahahahaha! I started laughing at the first one about the big truck..thought they all rang true.
Both my daughter and I doubled over with laughter for the whole video, pointing at each other and saying "that is so you." You Schramms do an excellent job at both instruction and humor. Your new co-star did an excellent job holding her own on camera. Thank you!
This is perfect! So true!
Hah! When someone gets in my truck, I'd say "Oh, just sit on top of that stuff. If you can't find a place for your feet, just shove that around. You won't hurt anything."
Dom's hair in the café scene made the movie
I will never get tired of this video!
How FUNNY! How TRUE! In spite of the Britt accent!
Also they can pick out one sorrel filly in a field of a hundred sorrel horses and tell you the dam's name!
This is literally perfect! Every time I was like, "yupp, that's me!" 😂👌
Summary: Agriculture rules, city sucks!
"Asks dad to get hoofpick. Dad grabs polos." Are you even my father xD
"Oh, I'll get you some relaxant and a beer and you'll be alright!" Dying right now XD
Lol, so true! Found myself in several of those clips. Tire changing and throwing hay bales! LOL!
This was dead on. Especially about remembering people by their horses names and using the restroom. XD hilarious!!
As a horse person I find this accurate
Spend an Hour in the shoes of that dude known as the Wolf Daddy
LOVE IT! keep posting, this exactly how I feel when I go out with my friends!
Wow this deserves an award or something xD
after having a bad day i am just watching a whole bunch of your videos! :)
You guys are doing a super job with these videos! Creative, hilarious- and so true! (Except the eating part. We just eat in the stable or on horseback at the shows/events!
The last sceen is the best!!! Big like for this video! Awesome
I'm curious why this video is unlisted. TH-cam says I should be considerate and think twice before sharing. But it's hilarious and I want to share it in a horse group on Facebook.
Some of these are fab! Had a good laugh! :')
This has to be the best video you have made!!!
omg I can relate to ALL OF THOSE 😂😂 peeing in the stall , bloody fingers from braiding and the eating part 😂😂
Braiding horses manes aren't that bad, but I love it when I have to braid ponies. OMG they are so cute!
I love this video, it reminds me of when I went to buy my first car. I had some specific requirements for my car; age, number of kilometres, and how much hay you could fit in the boot. I'm sure the car dealer thought we were crazy when we asked to see the boot of every car he suggested to us in our price range and we would just stand there looking at the boot of hatchbacks etc. even after dad explained that we were trying to calculate how much hay would fit I think the dealer still thought we were weird.
Love the acting
OMG, this is hilarious! Only horse people would get it, but that's the point! Lol
I miss eventiontv :(
OMFG This had me ROLLING!!!! I've soooo done all of these XD
Regular People:
tries to pick up full water bucket
*collaspes in pain also spilling the water everywhere*
Horse People:
tries to pick up full water bucket
*collaspes in pain also spilling the water everywhere*
This is the funniest vid I've ever seen!!! Sooooooo real!!!! Thanks
Lol his face when the girl said "I'm not going to a public bathroom!"
1:53-2:07 HAHAHAHAHAH that was so funny!!! It made my day XD
This is so crafty!! I can relate to every one of these its so funny!
The last one was THE BEST OMG😂😂😂😂
So true!! I don't own a horse but I have friends that do and their lives revolve around their horses.
I love this! Hilarious and accurate! Especially the snow one!
Ha ha so true, especially the poop part :)
ikr
The stud thing was hilarious
This is so wonderful! What does it mean that this is unlisted and I should be "considerate" about sharing it? All horse people will love it!
I liked this video very much. Please tell me more about the beautiful waltz in the background. What is its name and who is the pianist ? Thanks a lot.
I laughed so much! Thanks for this!
I'll get you a rag and a BEER lol that cracked me up
Cute video! The girl in purple looks like me from the back! It's crazy!
this is the best video ever made.
This is soooooo funny. every thing is very accurate. the poop one cracked me up🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴💩💩💩💩💩
You guys are imaginative! Good on you!
Super cute! i loved this!
lollll
“If a flat tire ruins your day, cmon and call Triple AAA”
4:45 SO TRUE. My whole family is like "WE NEED SNOW" and me, the horse girl, is screaming "NO"
I take riding lessons but don't own a horse
Loved this! and related more than I probably should have haha!
This is so funny!!!!!!! Totally proves that there are two kinds of people in the world, the horse crazy, and the non-horsey people
I love this! So true! Especially the snow one!
Love you guys! Keep them coming.... :D
That messy car thing cracked me up. Between the dog and the tack there is barely space for us. My co-worker (who has seen our car) once told me she was in the parking lot of a fast food place and a truck pulled in with a horse farm logo on the door and when they got out it was as full as ours. She asked me "Is it a horse thing?"
Story of my life! Especially the food part. If I train horses for a week there is a chance I don't eat for a day. Only the driving part didn't speak to me since here in the Netherlands you can't drive further than 3 hours ;)
My favorite is" just have robaxin and a beer , you'll be fine".... So true we're not phased at all by an average spill.
LOL the studs part cracked me up xD
I love all these videos superb!
Hey I live near Limestone Pizza! Kinda cool haha. I love your channel too :)
This is so true! Thx for making this video
Best video EVER on this subject
LOL, All true except the snow. I Love riding in the snow! I get happy when it's going to snow. The food part, sort of true for me, I tend to forget to eat when I'm really busy with my horses. But any other time, I eat.
Yeah, it's good, but if the snow makes you cancel your ride... it's becomes very annoying >
EquiiAlbi
Yes that is true! snow can be tricky. If it is really soggy and deep snow, or a wet snow that froze it can be dangerous for you and your horse. :( Light fluffy snow is the best to ride in. This past winter was very hard for me to get out in, because I do not have an indoor arena. It was bitter cold, and lots of snow. And freezing rain under that snow!
BAHAHAHAHA! SO TRUE!!!! Thanks for the giggles. :D
"Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!" XD
Although I haven't ridden in years and was an indifferent rider when I did, I still resemble the horse people much more than the "regular" people (whoever they are). In fact, I married a girl who owned and rode a Thoroughbred. Fast forward: the Thoroughbred is gone, but the wife is still here, 44 years later.
Hahaha yaaas I'm not the only one who tinkled in my horses stall hahaha
Tell me about it! Love this! Huge fan!
All of this matched me perfectly except I eat alllll the time
Pretty funny and towards the end it gets even better. How do you forget to eat though I always eat the same time the horses eat that is why you have teeth to hold what you are eating between bites when you are tossing hay LOL GOOD JOB!
I comented on another video. But do u have tips for saddleseat riders.
Loved this. Fun and so true!
never peed in a stall until I went to my trainers barn...
I can't agree more. Good job!
So true! Loved this!