The average beer bottle holds 355 mL of Beer and its considered that most beers have a 5% content of alcohol, which means they have arround 17,75 mL worth of pure alcohol. Which by the way, assuming its ethanol, it weights arround 13.9 grams. A baby born full term tends to have 75 mL of Blood per Kg. So taking that babies weight arround 3400 grams in average, we can assume that the average infant has 255 mL of blood. So, when a baby tak-, I mean, its *Surgically administered a beer* then 7,8% of their blood stream is made up of alcohol (More or less) and has 13,9 grams of alcohol per 0,25 L of blood or 55.6 grams per Litre of blood. In my country (Spain) the alcohol limit for driving is 0.5 grams of alcohol per litre, which means one of those babies passes the limit by 111.2 times. A concentration arround 0,31% to 0,45% of alcohol in blood is considered "Life Threatening" so... Yeah. Those babies should have died 19.5 times with each dose. No fucking wonder they explode
Is that average taken from the sales of 330 and 500 ml bottles? But is the alcohol instantly active or is put in some sort of depot injection? After all, they can survive multiple days after administration, so if it would be an instant full level effect, the babies are tolerant to extreme levels of variance. But if it's a depot, the alcohol concentration is much more stable and won't go to the maximum after administration.
@@ReggieGames Honestly your tactic of randomly picking out names to boost viewer interaction is clever. You didnt even say to put you name in the comments which would make it pretty clear that your fishing for comments. Whether intentional or not, you got my respect
When Reggie is inevitably arrested and imprisoned for his numerous crimes he should be forced to make videos three times a week. Can't get enough. Keep up the great work!
@@ReggieGames iam two videos deep in your channel and i love It. I would love to see some Challenge in project zomboid do you plan bring It to the Channel?
"I'll be honest, if you clicked on this video publicly, I shudder to think of what depraved inhuman content you're clicking on privately," - Reggie, April 1st, 2023
its impressive how you have failed to miss with a single video so far. It's been a long time since I've sat down and watched a gaming video that actually made me laugh. Keep it up dude!
Reggie and rimworld go together like nuclear weapons and hurricanes. You know it’ll end badly, but you can’t help but be hypnotized as one utilizes the other to commit mass acts of violence.
As simple as, amazing work. Love the video ideas and the execution! The first one I ever saw was the 250 hivers, but it's nice to find a variety TH-camr with amazing content on so many different games!
It's likst like with the sheep. We bought three sheep, wrote 1, 2 and 4 on them and let them run wild. 10 years later people are still searching for sheep 3
This channel is rapidly becoming one of my top favourites. The hiver secret society video is one of the funniest videos on youtube and it's cool to see that it wasn't a one off thing and that you've kept that momentum going.
An RTG isn't a reactor, IMO they're somewhat more interesting. RTGs take a chunk of very hot decaying nuclear material, and essentially surround it with an array of fun little devices called thermocouples. Through clever materials science, thermocouples can generate a tiny voltage when subjected to heat, so they're often used as temperature sensors. An RTG packs an array of many thermocouples around a really angry rock, thus generating many tiny voltages. Added together, you have an incredibly reliable power source that can last for a very long time, which is why they're often used on space probes. The downside is that they're fragile, expensive, and wildly hazardous to squishy meatbags.
This is by far the most top tier content that I have seen in a while. This content provides me with more joy and entertainment in roughly the 19 or 20 minutes than hundreds of hours of play time in top tier triple A games
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Handling the babies not like people, but as nukes. That part got me giggling for some hours. Please keep doing these Rimworld challenges, your commentary of events are the kind of ones I love the most. Dark comedy, a bit chaotic and random at times.
This might be the best Rimworld challenge I've ever seen. By far the most amusing. Consider your subscription well earned my good man. I look forward to losing my sides again laughing my ass off.
Been watching a load of your stuff for the past couple days. Your stuff, like this, are just absolute gems of content. Sides are in orbit. You feel like this amazing combo of Sseth & Ambiguous Amphibian yet still with you own brand of insanity that makes you unique!
Love this video, i wonder if you blended the babies could you get either A: An alcoholic blood beverage for your vampire people. Or B: All of the precious alcohol back. I'm also watching through bad luck bryan because in another episode you mention police being called and I want to know what happens. Plus your ramblings are either hilarious or interesting. Cheers from Northern Ireland.
It's real nice of you to go out of your way to rehome neglected children despite it not being part of the challenge. 100% wasn't good enough for you, you amped it up to 133% success!
"They managed to get out just in time as the babies went critical and decimated everything inside." That's a pure distillation of what made this video great.
From all YT channels that make ads for Nord VPN you are doing it the best. I almost started thinking about if I maybe need a VPN. But then I remembered why I only "test" games. And that's because I'm poor af. Great vid btw.
So not only do you have to take care of 50 babies (which are completely useless as they don't give anything to the colony, you made them alcohol dependent so they'll just die if they don't drink, you made them (and everything else) explode if they die, but also made the caretakers have pyrophobia. You are a madman and I salute you. May God have mercy on your soul, because the game shall not.
the bad luck brian series, for all it’s production quality issues, is probably my favorite thing on youtube. i thought you left youtube, i’m glad you’re back, and stronger than ever. good job bro. ❤.
0:17 "The issue is that before anyone is going to trust me in babysitting all 50 of their children, they're gonna wanna know what my average mortality rate is"
I love how analogous this is to actual nuclear reactors. With having to make sure some dont explode and taking babies and enriching them (like enriching uranium)
the whole "Make them pay their due" part really reminds me of those parents who total up how much they spent to raise their kid and then attempting to charge them for that.
After watching 'reactor c' explode, I had a bout of laughter that I could not control... I think being physically sick with a headache in tandem with the sudden removal of small life caused the dark part of my brain to activate.... Never change Sir Reggie
So first i stumbled upon AA, then came Hazzor and now Reggie. Between the three of you spans the pyramid diagram of alternative humanitarianism in Rimworld and Kenshi. Looking forward to more stuff like this.
No fucking way, Red Alert 2 cameo in a Reggie video, thas crazy. Somehow love your content even more now, this may be a sign it's time to order a disc for that damned game so I can finally play it again
The baby bomb may not be a new invention, but Reggie has truly mastered it with the addition of the beer defuse mechanic. His enemies' feeble solid bodies won't stand a chance.
You know your doctor is the best when he says treatment is a triple lung transplant,but he uses livers instead of lungs and it somehow manages to work.
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Get that bag Reggie
@@ABSwiftkillaz Appreciate you
im sorry but i ate a kid in reactor c
@@ReggieGames be my grampa
@Reggie become NBA youngboy and commit arson
Do it for the vine
"The surgery was a complete success, the baby is absolutely hammered. What a lightweight." Reggie, whatever it is that's wrong with you, I love it.
he's literally sseath
Genetically modifying babies JUST to make them addicted to alcohol is what makes rimworld so realistic
The Whitest Kids You Know has a sketch just like it called Kid Beer, but without the genetic modification.
The "Russian gene".
@@SOLARITY333”this idea is too good! The universe is imploding!”
The average beer bottle holds 355 mL of Beer and its considered that most beers have a 5% content of alcohol, which means they have arround 17,75 mL worth of pure alcohol. Which by the way, assuming its ethanol, it weights arround 13.9 grams.
A baby born full term tends to have 75 mL of Blood per Kg. So taking that babies weight arround 3400 grams in average, we can assume that the average infant has 255 mL of blood.
So, when a baby tak-, I mean, its *Surgically administered a beer* then 7,8% of their blood stream is made up of alcohol (More or less) and has 13,9 grams of alcohol per 0,25 L of blood or 55.6 grams per Litre of blood.
In my country (Spain) the alcohol limit for driving is 0.5 grams of alcohol per litre, which means one of those babies passes the limit by 111.2 times.
A concentration arround 0,31% to 0,45% of alcohol in blood is considered "Life Threatening" so... Yeah. Those babies should have died 19.5 times with each dose.
No fucking wonder they explode
But does it turn a room full of them into a tactical nuclear weapon?
Is that average taken from the sales of 330 and 500 ml bottles?
But is the alcohol instantly active or is put in some sort of depot injection? After all, they can survive multiple days after administration, so if it would be an instant full level effect, the babies are tolerant to extreme levels of variance. But if it's a depot, the alcohol concentration is much more stable and won't go to the maximum after administration.
So what youre trying to say is that they are in fact lightweights like reggie suggested
“I was treating the babies too much like people, when really, I should’ve been treating them like highly enriched uranium.”
If you consider the context, it's still messed up, but it makes more sense.
This channel had some of the funniest commentary i have ever heard on youtube lol. He is a legitimately brilliant writer.
It’s cool this guy just randomly started getting thousands of views and now he makes us masterpieces like this all the time
It's cool to see so many people willing to be kidnapped into my next "social experiment"
@@ReggieGames can't wait to watch more fall victim
@@ReggieGames Honestly your tactic of randomly picking out names to boost viewer interaction is clever. You didnt even say to put you name in the comments which would make it pretty clear that your fishing for comments. Whether intentional or not, you got my respect
@@ReggieGames I fucking love your monotone tone while explaining atrocities.
One day you just showed up in my recommendations. I came for a quick laugh, but i stayed for the shared degeneracy ❤
Wait until Reggie realizes that he'll still earn 15$h babysitting 50 kids
*Confused economist noises.*
The daycare was been bought by Walmart
Babysit three to two kids from different families and you'll be making more than a certified doctor
@@ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц yeah but being a daycare worker in certain country is like being in jail with one foot all the time.
That's actually my job, I get paid exactly 15$ an hour to make sure 30 children survive.
When Reggie is inevitably arrested and imprisoned for his numerous crimes he should be forced to make videos three times a week. Can't get enough. Keep up the great work!
watching Reg videos is a dream, it’s like sseth made a baby with ambiguous amphibian, in the best possible way. Keep it up man, you’re an artist
Big praise my man, thank you
I'm glad someone else said that
Such an apt analogy 😂
Ambigous amphibian?
*glances at martinicopants*
well, I guess that's canon now
It is Hazzor whos british and AA whos a florida man. That is the recipe for an clinically insane canada man.
How in the hell did you come up with this? This is, without a doubt, one of the most unique challenge videos I've seen for Rimworld.
I started with one baby and kept asking myself how I could make this more and more stupid. Anyway here we are
@@ReggieGames iam two videos deep in your channel and i love It. I would love to see some Challenge in project zomboid do you plan bring It to the Channel?
"I was treating the baby like too much of a people when really I should have been treated them like highly enriched uranium"
Man, I'm dead 💀
So is reactor c…
@@thedodorex7612But Reactor C is fine though
So are the babies
@@thedodorex7612there was never such thing as reactor C what you’re talking about?
@@helikopterbojowyka-523416:04 the newly opened one, you know the alphabet? A, B ,D ,C
So that's why the bomb that went on Hiroshima was called 'little boy'
History lessons with reggie & fortune
And also there’s “Big Boy”
I’d hire this man as a babysitter, Clearly he did a good job
Can't believe you aren't more popular. All the efforts you put into the makings of your videos are godlike
He's gonna grow fast his content has been entertaining since the beginning and he has a unique personality too Reggie is great 👍
Can’t agree enough
Yeeeeaaaaah
All the effort he puts to be demonetized and buried by the algorithm deserves my appreciation.
Never read a more factual statement, astute observation my good man
Reggie is like, genuinely evil. I love him so much.
"I'll be honest, if you clicked on this video publicly, I shudder to think of what depraved inhuman content you're clicking on privately," - Reggie, April 1st, 2023
Actually sir u r right, i cannot even imagines what should i click if i ever decide to use private mode. This is indeed very fcked up content.
You know with all my hours in RimWorld I never thought to invade a settlement and "adopt" the kids. Such a brilliant move
I'm sure John, Wayne, and Gacy do one hell of a job cheering those babies up
Yeah I had to cut out the part where they did the fusion dance to enter their final form.
You have a talent not many TH-camrs have, and it’s adding humor to your videos. Keep it up Reg.
Thanks brother, much more to come
Out of all the videos you could've included me in you chose this one. I guess I really am an alcoholic exploding baby
arent we all?
Sup
Grate man 😂😂😂
@@someoneprobably1802 a very inspiring thought i must say
its impressive how you have failed to miss with a single video so far. It's been a long time since I've sat down and watched a gaming video that actually made me laugh. Keep it up dude!
I feel like your babysitter reputation will be fine, seeing as each baby had a parent who allowed them to gain a heavy dependency on alcohol.
Reggie and rimworld go together like nuclear weapons and hurricanes. You know it’ll end badly, but you can’t help but be hypnotized as one utilizes the other to commit mass acts of violence.
As simple as, amazing work.
Love the video ideas and the execution!
The first one I ever saw was the 250 hivers, but it's nice to find a variety TH-camr with amazing content on so many different games!
Thanks dude, it means a lot to me when people are willing to follow my content across games
There are so many moments that are absolute gems and hilarious out of context
Reggie just keeps on giving us some real gems, amazing video
There is a certain elegance to your relaxed and calm tone contrasting with the current war crime. It's like if Glados had a youtube channel.
"They managed to get out just in time as the babies went critical"
"A, B and D? What about C?"
"We *do not* talk about reactor C".
It's likst like with the sheep.
We bought three sheep, wrote 1, 2 and 4 on them and let them run wild.
10 years later people are still searching for sheep 3
This channel is rapidly becoming one of my top favourites. The hiver secret society video is one of the funniest videos on youtube and it's cool to see that it wasn't a one off thing and that you've kept that momentum going.
Great advertising for AtlasVPN. I watched it all instead of skipping because it was too funny lol
I got to say it is the most creative way to make people comment by just naming someone after them in the next video
An RTG isn't a reactor, IMO they're somewhat more interesting. RTGs take a chunk of very hot decaying nuclear material, and essentially surround it with an array of fun little devices called thermocouples. Through clever materials science, thermocouples can generate a tiny voltage when subjected to heat, so they're often used as temperature sensors. An RTG packs an array of many thermocouples around a really angry rock, thus generating many tiny voltages. Added together, you have an incredibly reliable power source that can last for a very long time, which is why they're often used on space probes. The downside is that they're fragile, expensive, and wildly hazardous to squishy meatbags.
"A chain reaction of exploding babies" Rofl.
This channel is amazing.I look forward to your next video!
You’re such an inspiration to all babysitters around the world
I'm not sure how many people even bothered to pause at 0:03 to admire that beautiful screenshot but it's the little things Reggie. Pun intended.
That’s mad guy wow
This is by far the most top tier content that I have seen in a while. This content provides me with more joy and entertainment in roughly the 19 or 20 minutes than hundreds of hours of play time in top tier triple A games
Atlas VPN agreeing to sponsor a Rimworld video: 😁
Atlas VPN watching the Rimworld video: 😨
Holy hell, the writing on this is amazing. the jokes, the quotable lines, everything.
please never stop making content, by far hands down made me fall in love with watching videos again man, cheers !
This was a trip from start to finish
the real question here is who produced 50 explosive alcohol-dependent babies that are all the same age
Looking at you aperture
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Everything about this is insane. It's hilarious
How the hell is Reggie not more popular
Mans is hitting the algorithm rn!!
Handling the babies not like people, but as nukes.
That part got me giggling for some hours.
Please keep doing these Rimworld challenges, your commentary of events are the kind of ones I love the most. Dark comedy, a bit chaotic and random at times.
Another great video😂 can’t wait for the next one,keep up the good work
This might be the best Rimworld challenge I've ever seen. By far the most amusing. Consider your subscription well earned my good man. I look forward to losing my sides again laughing my ass off.
You always come up with great video concepts, glad I found the channel recently!
1:43 the fact that he made the sponsor somewhat entertaining is interesting
This challenge was certainly interesting, especially considering how tedious the task is
I love how he’s teaching us about nuclear baby optimizations and subreactors
Please don't kidnapp me Reggie
This is the first time I have laughed out loud at a TH-cam video in months. Instant subscribe 😂
Reggie, your videos give my day a solid boost. Thank you for all the bangers you make for us. Stay excellent, my man!
Been watching a load of your stuff for the past couple days. Your stuff, like this, are just absolute gems of content. Sides are in orbit.
You feel like this amazing combo of Sseth & Ambiguous Amphibian yet still with you own brand of insanity that makes you unique!
Love this video, i wonder if you blended the babies could you get either A: An alcoholic blood beverage for your vampire people. Or B: All of the precious alcohol back. I'm also watching through bad luck bryan because in another episode you mention police being called and I want to know what happens. Plus your ramblings are either hilarious or interesting. Cheers from Northern Ireland.
cheers brother
You die from an explosion
Love your scripting, love the videos! Keep up the great work brother
>4chan
>fascist flag
>denying the reactor C meltdown
lol, lmao, even
"Chain reaction of exploding babies"
There's a sentence i thought i would never hear in my life
Reggie, are you secretly my father? He did the same thing!
That’s so hilariously funny out of context.
“The baby is absolutely hammered”
Bro speedruning demonetization 💀
I yearn for poverty
It's real nice of you to go out of your way to rehome neglected children despite it not being part of the challenge. 100% wasn't good enough for you, you amped it up to 133% success!
“They’re kinda cute..when they’re all in one piece like that” is a absolutely fabulous line
Idk why but the babysitters having such a big jump distance is hilarious to me.
this is hilarious ngl, you sir got another subscriber. (Also now i want to play Rimworld again)
i love the warcraft 3 reference at the start
Your monotone voice combined with your dark humour makes for the most entertaining videos ever, and I love it.
"They managed to get out just in time as the babies went critical and decimated everything inside." That's a pure distillation of what made this video great.
17:50 Gives a whole new meaning to "The Human RACE"
From all YT channels that make ads for Nord VPN you are doing it the best. I almost started thinking about if I maybe need a VPN. But then I remembered why I only "test" games. And that's because I'm poor af. Great vid btw.
i think you did wonderful as a babysitter! 0% mortality even! and my baby has a new cool dark skin tone for some reason!
So not only do you have to take care of 50 babies (which are completely useless as they don't give anything to the colony, you made them alcohol dependent so they'll just die if they don't drink, you made them (and everything else) explode if they die, but also made the caretakers have pyrophobia.
You are a madman and I salute you. May God have mercy on your soul, because the game shall not.
the bad luck brian series, for all it’s production quality issues, is probably my favorite thing on youtube. i thought you left youtube, i’m glad you’re back, and stronger than ever. good job bro. ❤.
I've watched this video many times, but only now did I notice three of the babysitters being named John, Wayne, and Gacy
Unironically you have cured my depression I have been so empty and dead till this video which is the first thing I’ve enjoyed in weeks
0:17 "The issue is that before anyone is going to trust me in babysitting all 50 of their children, they're gonna wanna know what my average mortality rate is"
I love how analogous this is to actual nuclear reactors. With having to make sure some dont explode and taking babies and enriching them (like enriching uranium)
the whole "Make them pay their due" part really reminds me of those parents who total up how much they spent to raise their kid and then attempting to charge them for that.
2:30 this is the third reference I've seen of KvS. Clearly you are a man of class and culture
"I need you all to become very comfortable with the idea of baby mortality"
This is one those times I immediately liked and subscribed.
After watching 'reactor c' explode, I had a bout of laughter that I could not control... I think being physically sick with a headache in tandem with the sudden removal of small life caused the dark part of my brain to activate....
Never change Sir Reggie
So first i stumbled upon AA, then came Hazzor and now Reggie.
Between the three of you spans the pyramid diagram of alternative humanitarianism in Rimworld and Kenshi.
Looking forward to more stuff like this.
Man, you're content is a godsend, reminds me of an incident that happened in
I honestly don't know what's funnier, the video or the Atlas sponsor as the icing on the cake.
No fucking way, Red Alert 2 cameo in a Reggie video, thas crazy. Somehow love your content even more now, this may be a sign it's time to order a disc for that damned game so I can finally play it again
It's time, brother
Im glad i found this Deadpool of Rimworld.
Amen
i love how you just put a baby marathonist (maratonista), incredible. 6:43
Loved the cut to foxhole, was perfect for the fellows who “know”
*I babysat 50 explosive alcoholic babies rimworld* got me man😂😂😂😂😂
This isn't just some normal playthrough...this is Art!
The baby bomb may not be a new invention, but Reggie has truly mastered it with the addition of the beer defuse mechanic. His enemies' feeble solid bodies won't stand a chance.
The mind of this guy is one hell of a place, and I love it.
"The last logistical nightmare. . ." 9:17
*Foxhole footage*
Checks out
This was an interesting take on the Promised Neverland
You know your doctor is the best when he says treatment is a triple lung transplant,but he uses livers instead of lungs and it somehow manages to work.
Just got into Rimworld this week. Already found my favorite rimworld TH-camr
I can't believe you did that without losing any babies, amazing!
reggie, you have really come far mate, its truly an honor to be a part of it.
this was randomly recomended to me , but i rly liked it , this was definitively one of best rimworld videos