Ozzy Man Reviews: Speedboat Crash
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“Every wanker down” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Tim, especially down!"
At the end, if you pause it, look at his eye lol. Looks like Mike Tyson got in a strike
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put it to 0.25 speed and press play at 2:26 😆
@@Spearsy19 total chaos 🤣🤣🤣
This clip has everything. Action, adventure, drama, an origin story, tragedy, humour, suspense and boobs. Brilliant.
the buildup was immense
Im reading this comment in Bill Hader's Stefon voice
You forgot vaginas
Thanks, Stefon.
That description also works with game of thrones too.
Thank god that guy set up a GoPro to catch this fantastic footage 🤣😂
AMEN!!!! =)))))))))) I'm laughing stupid at 3 am in the morning! Thank God I'm not my neighbors trying to figgure out the sounds comming from my appartment :))
what a bloody legend aye
Tim did it all. TU Tim!
...and he posted it?
And how and why Every single person was hospitalized with fairly severe injuries
Tim didn't even try to brace himself during the fall. He was like "I fucked up and I deserve what's about to happen." 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
best comment ever!!! i'm holding my stomach while reading this shit lol
He's probably thinking "Wheee! I'm a tree!!!".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the way the driver went down while keeping a straight face like he just accepted his fate 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
He was in denial that he was already going down 😂
The captain goes down with the ship. He took that seriously.
😂😂😂😂😂
To me it looked like he had his soul snatched from him and just want stiff as a board 😂
🤣
That’s one way to help someone forget about her broken nail.
😂😂😂
lol pretty sure she thought she was gonna die, so yeah she definitely forgot about the nail
@@NovaBlade926 Well she got her face smashed in. Hope she keeps all her teeth.
Destination fucked
Or help that same someone break a few more nails.
Why does Tim go straight to the ground like a board lmao I can’t stop laughing
Planking as art.
Plank is life
I'm dead 😂😂
Dude fell like he had just got knocked the fuck out lmao
This isn't his first rodeo
I keep coming back to this video and I cry laughing every time. The way the driver faceplants gets me cracking without fail! HE redefined the expression "Hit the deck!!!" 🤣
It's been well over 10 years since I first saw this video. Me and my then girlfriend had been smoking some hash and we saw this. I had never and have never since laughed so hard. We watched it over and over screaming crying laughing finding new details to laugh at each time. Afterwards I was exhausted from laughing so much. Great memory 😂
@@extremechimpout has it been 10 years already, where does the time go
Same 😂😂.🤣
Timbo went down like a mannequin
Every once in a while, this gem pops up on my feed and all is right with the world for just a few minutes
Agreed. That was today for me. And look forward to the next time.
Did you guys see the Family Guy clip? This made into a cartoon.
@@chrisdraughn5941 lol no do you have a link by chance
I come back to this once in a while and still cry with laughter
Right now 😂
Yep. Its a good one.
Classic Ozzy Man.
mee tooooo
So true. I nearly die every time
the way tim was rag dolled off the wheel was the funniest thng i needed to see to continue my existence
Hell yeah, lmao.
Lmao there’s an awesome edit of it that makes me laugh every time. I just keep rewinding over and over.
They way he’s like a rag doll but goes straight as a plank across the screen 🤨😂
th-cam.com/video/dE-nfzcUiPk/w-d-xo.html
You can see his sunglasses fly off as he hits the deck!
This clip just never gets old. I hope someone shoves this in a time capsule for the civilizations to come.
Agent 47 tries and fails to kill 7 people simultaneously for an achievement.
I'm laughing my ass off at this comment, bravo
Lol 😂
Good one mayne😂😂😂
Haha! Love it! 😀
best comment.
"Tim shows no emotion as he loses more and more control...."
I lost it. Hard.
What a line!
Perfect 👌
Tim is like a robot pretending to be human. Looked awkward the whole time.
LOL, OZY MAN has an amazing gift of incredible sense of humor!
hahahaahahahaha
It’s always cracked me up how Tim falls over like a mannequin 😂
"Falls over"?! WTF? More like "Went flying into the wall like a torpedo!"
"like a mannequin" 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro.... That's what sent me.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Yes! That was an epic staunch topple. Lucky he was wearing that helmet
right on
Three years later I still find this hilarious.
Timbo going down like a bowling pin is the funniest part
Timbo looked like a cheap mannequin
To be fair, they all looked miserable before they even set off. It's like they all just met that second, and they all hate each other. It's so weird.
Lmao I love this
That's the vibe I was getting, and it was oddly satisfying knowing that in a couple of minutes they were going to crash. 😏
Everyone looks like they belong with a different group of people is hilarious
It's weird cause they are fully posing. It's completely fake and unnatural. Because of the camera, you see the change in the girls as soon as they become aware they are being filmed
@Dark Angel I love how you act like you're so much better than the Christian woman, Mr. rAtIoNaL atheist. Isn't she the one who's supposed to act all high and mighty?
Never got the full context of this clip until now....This was the most awkward speedboat ride I have ever seen.😂🤣
they all look weird and CGI like a bunch of aliens trying to see what the speedboat fuss is all about
You're right
Are they even friends? Looks like none of them knew each other
@LTNetjak and no I didn't know it was called the Abilene paradox until now ...
It could only have ended this way~
This first time we saw this, my son and I cried with laughter for ages. Glad no one was seriously hurt of course but one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
L😅L. I still laugh every single time.
They were seriously hurt. One of them is in a wheelchair.
@@drofheim im not surprised!...they going probably 150kmph...where is this footagr from?
@@drofheimWoher weißt du das?
Hast du eine Quelle?
@@nedflanders8465he doesn’t and is making it up, obviously
They so need to interview these folks years later to talk about this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Well done 47. The money will be wired into your account shortly."
Fuck me , im dead 😢🤣🤣
Best comment today
Hahaha yo u got me! 😅 That totally came out as an "accidental kill"
Lmao
I want a hitman spin-off with Timbo as the protagonist.
I swear to god I haven't laughed this hard in years. I'm literally crying.
exactly man this is hands down one of the best clips ozzy has reviewed lmaoo
I have watched this clip so many times and I still laugh out loud. 😂😂
@@roygeorge5364 I honestly think this video could cure depression,
@@Or5mr it did mate. My Mrs had a bout of depression last year but she would laugh at Ozzy man. I'm not saying that Ozzy man cured her, there was obviously medical intervention too, but the only time she laughed was when Ozzy posted a new vid. We r from the same place as Ozzy man and hearing our West Australian vernacular being enjoyed by people around the world is bloody hilarious mate. 😂😅
@@roygeorge5364 Damn! Happy to hear that, humor is gonna save the world fo real.
I thoroughly enjoy the accem btw, I love good accents, I learnt how to speak English in Scotland so...
Keep laughing people!! And cheer your wife, I know what deep depression is, and it's heavy.
I have not laughed so much since the last time i saw this three years ago, crying laughing, thank you!
This is seriously the funniest thing ever. No matter how many times I watch it,, it never gets old. The commentary is freaking hysterical
This should be a promotional advertisement for GoPro, that thing didn't shake one bit
pretty decent stabilization they have now
Or maybe the mount that held the GoPro so tight!!!
And a good ad for Fountain boats. "They corner so well you'll go flyiiiinnnnn..."
“I know a trick that can take the pain off a broken nail. A boat crash”
Major Payne-
works every time
He he he.
Major Payne trained the Sherminator
You might feel a little...pressure.
Lmao I thought the exact same thing!😂
My favorite part of this video is how the whole boatload of passengers still has their blank poker faces on even when the boat is flying out of control.
I've seen this a bunch of times before but your narration just makes it 100x better. 🤣
The way timbo fell head first sideways is just bloody heart warming.
So right ❗ Mr. Cool the fool ! The only reason those bottoms stayed on was the butt clenching natural reaction to mayhem ! Tim looked like a manequin falling in the dept store window 🤣🤣🤣❗
a human speedometor lol 0 to 100 in 2 seconds flat litteraly
Cruel, but it is the most oddly satisfying part of the video.
Fell just like a Damn Plank😂
Mann Stanford right!! Went from speed boat driver to plank in less than a second!! 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine that awkward silence on their way back
I hope they went to the hospital. Belinda got thrown and flung all over. She probably had whiplash and a concussion. That was awful. It's such a weird video, I would love to know the whole story.
ok, real story very easy to find, lol
fox2now.com/news/police-hope-people-learn-lesson-from-ozark-boat-crash-viral-video/
@Roger Dodger - most of those people ended up in the hospital.
The driver, Marvin Carter III from Memphis, TN will live in infamy for this video...poor guy 😆
Nah they will be talking about how shit was that boat driver , and then davvo finally gets his three some
This one will never get old
Fkn hysterical 😂😂😂😂 the commentary first class 😂😂😂😂😂
We have no idea what the real names of these people are, and yet I wholly accept them as Belinda, Theresa, Rusty, Clint, Deborah, Dave, and Tim, and will entertain no other possibilities.
Known collectively as as the boatload of wankers...
Sheila's not on board lol 🤣🤣🤣
SO damn true!
@Joe smith so Travis Wanker and Trisha Wanker?
@Joe smith ..I would agree with you... If I knew what you were talking about.
I love how quick the driver just faceplants into the boat's floor.
Did you check his forehead… nasty gash. If this was a paid job, i hope he gt sacked.
@@frlango6082 who cares, its his fault..he deserves it!
dropped out of shame for his lack of boat driving skills
And he is the first one to drop.
Plus, he had no expression on his face while doing that it was split-second. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard for so long.
This is internet gold. A classic. This will be remembered.
I just noticed that Belinda planted face first on Theresa's ass mid crash... that just makes this all the more hilarious.
Tim flying sideways and his face having an arrangement with the floor will always be funny.
lol
Haha!!
Reminds me the drone mission in the vice city.
That was pretty hard,even the cheat code can’t help me.
But the fact that the girl in the purple suit was pretty at the beginning of the vid, but kind of homely by the end, is really not funny.
You can't use a double negative like that. The proper double negative is "Tim flying sideways and his face having an arrangement with the floor will not never be funny." ;-)
Best clip on TH-cam with tremendous commentary, seen it a dozen times and only gets better, you’d swear they were seven strangers that just boarded a train, none knowing one another and all unawares they heading for destination fucked, brilliant !!
Timbo’s face plant is epic, I can watch this every day and still laugh 😂
My man Tim looks like he went through 5 rounds in a UFC championship fight at the end
🤣
Got off light considering his stupidity and his VELOCITY.....
That boat won by 1st round knockout
3:12 Ouch ya bugger
@ RIP Mamba- haha! You're absolutely right. Right at the 3:13 mark!
This will never not make me laugh, the way the bald guy falls cracks me up every time.
His name is "Tim".
Down in the third round
Lmao he falls like a ragdoll npc 💀
@@Jakezillagfw No, his name is Timbo!
@@kevwilko5665 Tim's short for Timbo same thing.
When I'm feeling down, this video never fails to cheer me up. It's a great watch.
Found this channel and my depressions fucked off, cheers lads.
When you tell the driver to go...and he stares at the control panel for a few seconds...
*GET OFF*
Exactly
If your destination is not destination fucked
An absolute classic, watching Tim's glasses fly is hilarious.
The flying glasses had me cackling XD
rip to timbos sunnies
😆 watching Tim fly is even funnier
Thoese Weren't Tims
@@IcE-_-Kidd Yeah, I think they were Clinto's
I came across this video at exactly the right time. I was having a really bad day and now I will be laughing all the way to bed time. Sweet!
Love it mate. Classic Aussie commentary. There is actually a news article about this from 12 years ago. Search up “One Charged After Ozark Boat Crash Viral Video”. Here’s a snippet: The driver of the boat, Marvin Carter, III of Memphis, TN suffered moderate injuries and a blow to his wallet as well. He’s being cited for speeding and imprudent operation of the boat. Five of the seven people on board were hospitalized, four of them with moderate injuries including broken bones.
Their plan was probably: "hey Tim, speed it up until the ladies start grabbing on to us"
Sounds like a real plan.
HAHHAA
LOL. Yes! Finally an explanation that makes sense. Consider this video solved.
I think the plan was to speed it up to have some boobs jumping for the gopro. But the boobs werent jumping so they went faster and faster.
@@AnteBrkic The long game plan is, dorky dudes buy boat, get babes into boat, impress babes with horsepower = painties drop
What have we learned?
You've got to admire Timbo's maniacal determination to make this the worst boat trip ever.
lol
I'm amazed he copied the Family Guy crash so authentically. They must be fans. (LOL)
I actually heard the one girl call him "Trip" Swear to god that's how I've always known him.
lol so true.
I don't know why y'all keep calling Moby, Timbo.
It NEVER gets old. It's been 12 years and it's still hilarious. 🤣
Best video ever still laughing three years later thank god nobody was seriously hurt but you have the video of a lifetime.
Anyone saw, how clean was Timbos fall?
He went down with so much discipline.
He looked like a stuck-up prick the whole time.
yeah just like a bowling pin
@@pandaypira4346 exactly!
Fun fact, if you type "timbo is down" in the search bar, this is the first vid you gonna get 🤣
@@carpediem9750 right 😂
Mr. Clean took a face dive. Everyone's a lucky to be alive
Nice poetry.
Mr. Clean sees dirt on the floor & goes for it
😂 right?
itsa me, maaariio
@@Jougi_Baba ciao
The play by play should get an award. He nails every interaction
The part that cracks me up the most is how the boat's driver is just completely emotionless throughout the entire ride even when the boat starts crashing and the way he just falls limp like a mannequin
Maybe a snow skier, going limp is an automatic response to a crash. At least it is if you don't want broken legs.
@@rfwillett2424 yes i'm sure being a snow skier is what saved him 🙄You sure it's not the 50+ G's of deceleration in like .06 seconds that was the reason?
The look of a man who doesn't wanna face what a tool he is
He just looked emotionless cause he shaves his eyebrows off. Yuck
He ended up dying a few days later from his injuries. I guess that makes you happy huh?
Timbos impression of a tree being felled is off the charts.
Ozzy man: Timboooooooo!!!!
Everyone: Timbeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
🤣🤣🤣
Timboooor
Did you notice the big egg on his forehead?
🤣🤣
Tim did an excellent job displaying his issues.
Ozzy Man, I have seen this before but totally LMAO with your narration. SO DANG FUNNY. Great job!
"No one looks relaxed!"☕🐸
pause at 2:28
Guys this is not funny thank god they only got minor injuries
@@petergriffin8042 obviously if any of them had been seriously injured this wouldn't be funny. that being said, this recorded series of unfortunate events along with the hilarious commentary render this footage quite amusing. sometimes laughter is better medicine than eternal anguish.
@@petergriffin8042 boat driver is a fuckin idiot
@@nunyabizwacks6711 nah. Boat driver just knows how to have a good time.
The drivers face when he got back up looked like he just went 34 rounds with a prime Mike Tyson
Most of the damage was to his ego. XD
Wait until they get back to shore and Belinda starts on him!!!
🤣 Best comment ever!
34? Dude looks like he lasted 5 seconds with Tyson Prime.... if he went 34 rounds he’d be human pulp.
False he would't have a face after 34 rounds with prime mike tyson
“He’s the only one who looks like he is still having a great time” this is awesome 😂😂😂😂
Why haven’t I seen this before?! Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂
I think that boat crash is my favorite thing on the internet ever and when Ozzy man reviews it is just that much better... When the driver goes down like a tree i cry laughing
All the awkward cringe guy's trying to impress babes is amazing.
@@kchiatt2520 how to yeet yourself 101
Yeah, I always chuckle at the clip (Timbo going over like he’s a mannequin is comedy gold), and usually Ozzie Man gets a few good laughs out of me, but this video has me in tears. Never noticed the guy flat out on the back of the boat before now, “Rusty isn’t moving, but” Jesus, I had to pause it.
When I first saw it I knew Ozzie Man would review it and I couldn’t wait...
Timberrrrr.....😂
Everyone: Down.
Tim: Especially Down!
😆
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh shit😅...i love coming back to this. The "Davo's getting off on it" followed by the "Your not my real mum!" Is so damn good!
Your a straight up legend Ozzie Man 👍
Oh and loving the stubbie holder and rum mix cup from your store👍
I think this is my favourite Ozzy Man Reviews, seen it so many times and still manage to cry laughing.
I swear!! The more you watch this, the funnier it gets!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
True 😂
Okay, I’ll watch again. Lol!
Yep, I'm onto about the 20th watch now and jesus christ I can't breath !
@@nursejen3702 Me too, it makes me howl with laughter every time :-)
It's fascinating going frame by frame as well, looks like Belinda pushes Tims face further into the hull, while Teresa face plants the windshield, the journey all those different sets of sunglasses take is hilarious too.
Seeing Tim fall like this I'll never call a video game developer lazy ever again for making fall down animations that look like mannequins thrown out of someone's attic.
Nailed it
So funny 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂
He doesn’t fucken try to stop himself he’s like yep plank
@@torakunoichi lmao
If you're having a bit of a bad day, this is absolutely the BEST video to watch to bring a smile back to your face! Tears of laughter every time I watch it! Made exponentially better by Ozzy Man's voice over!😂😂😂
My God, I've watched this a dozen times already. I can't get enough of it!
Watched it a couple dozen more times now. So good...
The way the bald guy falls never fails to make me laugh.
You mean Timbo?
Stands to attention on the way down 😂😂
@@galvindhaliwal2721 yeah Timbo, he's my favourite comedian by far
I keep coming back to watch this moment and it gets me every time.
Rude. His name is Tim
Timbo: I paid for the full throttle, I'm gonna use the full throttle.
Timbo chugged a few bottles and used the full throttle
Timbo likes getting his money's worth.
Drink a whole gin, make the wheels spin
Drink a whole beer, forget how to steer
Down some spiked Coke, ran that slowpoke
Drink another beer, hit another deer
Unless there’s a cop, don’t frickin stop
havent watched this in a while. its time for a refresher and lots of laughs
That crash was classic. Glad to catch the aftermath to ensure there was no serious injury so we can watch it over and over and and it keeps getting funnier!
There were absolutely serious injuries. Four of the seven were hospitalized, and two of them ended up with broken bones. One was quite serious. Sorry to buddy your bubble. It’s still funny though.
@@MikeySkywalker Source
2:34 I can't stop laughing at the fact that tim fell like a lifeless statue
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
He planked like he was knocked out before he hit the ground lol. I had to rewatch to see if he hit his head on something before he went down
the kind of captain to go down with the ship, respect
Holy moly thnx for da likes dats a new record ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve come back to this after two years and I’m still crying after watching it. Best commentary ever
it is that good aint it? this is over ....maybe 13yrs old?
It’s from 2012 I reckon
Just showed it to my kids after showing them the original footage. Hilarious!
i'll go with that..."every "wa####" down......
I'm still watching this in 2023. It's the funniest thing i have seen on youtube 😂😂
luv the commentary with tears of laughter...going to watch again and again.... i can't stop
Okay, okay, this was hilarious. We all agree on that. Could we delve into the technical aspects of this crash? .. More specifically how the hell did this happen? I think Timbo didn't know the gear shifters from the throttles and was clueless that this VERY powerful boat was at full out. I estimate they were going about seventy miles per hour.
The Captain was pissed because the girls look so bored
I come back to this every few months to have one of the greatest laughs of my life. This shit absolutely kills me every time 😂
I just got killed by it!
Me too!
totally, I keep coming back. Fantastic story arc and perfect finale, I literally am about to fall of my chair watching this even for the 50th time!
☝️ same!
@@loudawg907 all wankers down !
The funniest part is when TIM GOES DOWN! most epic face plant I've ever seen
I start howling every time I see it 🥴🤣
Rusty isn't moving...
REDNESS THEN OUCHIE!
The look of growing concern on Teresa's face is so palpable its hilarious
Almost each frame in this video is packed with beautiful and dramatic renaissance-like drama lol.
It’s clear Timbo has no idea what he’s doing the whole time. Epic.
😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Legend has it the driver is still looking for his teeth.
And process servers are still looking for him...
O lol cracked my ass open with this one.
Did you see his face during last 2 seconds of the clip? His face is completely smashed, just watch him as he turns, before the clip ends.
His hair also turned gray, but noone could tell.
@@BogdanEmilBunica yeah man ! I paused it. He would of got off that boat with a black eye and half a puffy face lol. Dickhead. He could of killed somebody or badly hurt them. Creepy bunch.
I was laughing throughout the video! I love the zombie fall the pilot took; priceless!
Seen this clip a bunch. Loved your added play by play commentary.
02:28 - Noone gunna talk about those glasses that barely stayed in the boat?
Yep, that was the real miracle here!
At first they flew out the boat then a wave throws them back in!
That was some crazy physics, had to look twice for that!
Yep, the shades live to boat another day.
Or at 2:36 where pink bikini bashes her face off of yellow bikinis ass
The best thing about this video is rewatching it seven times and focusing on a different person each time. Nothing beats Timbo's impersonation of a bowling pin though, with hair to match.
😂😂😂😂😂
Best comment byfar😂😂😂🙏👌
Perfectly noted!!!
Hahahahaha!
Some people fall...then some people FALL.
I have not laughed this hard in ages! You keep on keepin' on Ozzy Man! You're doin' tha Lords work.
I've watched this video more times than I can count (and have enjoyed each viewing) but this has got to be the best version of it. Well Done!! 🏆🏆
We all owe Blue Shirt guy a debt of gratitude. He recorded this for the sole purpose of having a vid of the bikini ladies, and we all got so much more.
you mean Davo? LOL
You can tell from the very first moments that the guys on this boat are all idiots, no clue why the girls agreed to this
The middle Sheila thought that a broken nail was the worse painful thing that could happen in that day.
True.
At 3:32 her face bounced off the other sheila's butt
Haha most injured player of the day
Brilliant review mate!! Perfectly narrated! I'm going to watch it again.
I remember the first time I ever saw this video, but Ozzie makes it even more fun with his commentary.
Ive watched this so many times. I generally don't laugh at people getting hurt. But Tim checking out like he just had his soul sucked out just kills me. And not one of these people seem comfortable with each other or anything going on.
Yeah, exactly, everyone is so awkward. Why even do something like this with people you’re not comfortable with? It didn’t look like they were having a good time even before the crash.
Watching humans getting hurt is the best, I too love rewatching this and laughing at them spanking their faces in all directions
I'm fine laughing at Tim because he was the one driving recklessly!!! (Also because he didn't die)
@@Bruceylancer I'm getting sugarbaby/escort vibes
@@Bruceylancer They're probably just a dysfunctional family.
2:34 is nobody gonna talk about how lucky it was that those glasses didn't go overboard? XD
Me too i caught that.
good catch
And hers did
The hit the rail , he was bleeding from forehead. 🤕
🎯
this is pure gold and comedy at its best. i think i watched this 100 times in the last years, always brings me to tears :D
Watched this so many times and still cracks me up!!
It's July 4. Everyone is outside eating hot dogs and my wife is wondering why I'm in the bedroom laughing like a little girl 😂😂
Happy 4th of July!
Exactly the same haha I’m on the toilet 🚽
Join the club buddy
This was great
Trent McTrump sorry though he said bathroom 🤣🤣 I was referring to laughing in the bathroom and my partner wondering what’s going on