That pirate post is also wrong because the captain was often times *not the helmsman*. The captain was elected based on leadership, the helmsman elected based on their ability to steer a ship. This is the same in a Monarchist navy.
The crew can vote on a new captain anytime except in the middle of battle The captain is a combo of Manager, HR, brand rep and maybe strategist/tactician
To be fair, the captain is likely to be an experienced mariner who has done multiple jobs sailing requires. So i would expect a captain to be able to be at the helm just fine.
I like how the 2 broad community replies seems to be "These are X. Here is a link." And "This post is so wrong I am gonna ask you to sit down for this."
7:23 I love it when someone is like "[Insert Social Media here] is loaded with [Something that would likely spark outrage]" and then the comments or community notes in this case says "No, you're just addicted to this type of content"
in fairness tiktoks algo is completely f***ed. precovid my feed was all trucks and gaming never interacted with political shit, then cause a couple accounts i follow made a couple out of the ordinary videos tiktok was like "oh you happened to stumble upon out of the ordinary stuff in your following feed? lets force that shit down your throat full throttle for the rest of time" same with the OF chicks. never interactive with em but cause a couple creators i follow made thirst traps a couple times or took up OF feeds been bombarded with it and seemingly no amount of "stop showing me this" clicking fixes it lol.
@@Rocker-1234 In extra fairness, the response "it shows what you've been actively searching for" is kinda moot since you have no choice but to intentionally expose yourself to the content you want to prove that there is a lot of to begin with. If you know there's a lot of content of a particular type and you want to show people there is, how would you do so without interacting with it, outside of just telling people to do their own research? It's a complete nothing-burger argument to use as an attempt discredit with.
I understand community notes as the contemporary equivalent of the chorus of ancestral greek plays. Always watching. Always judging. Always anonymous. Always ready to absolutely dunk on the performers.
An extra note on the rabies post: If you think there's a chance you got rabies from an animal, do not hesitate. Get to a hospital right away and get the treatment started. By the time symptoms even start to manifest, you are already dead.
2:30 Kotaku out here accidentally revealing they don't actually care enough to actually research anything they say and just screech what they think will get clicks.
I absolutely die whenever the community notes go site Wikipedia. It’s like “this is SO fucking obvious, you just have to type ONE word into google and click on (most likely) the FIRST FUCKING google result”.
With car theft, not only is there a victim, but if the car is found, the victim has to pay out of the nose to get it out of impound. I've seen it twice recently where a person who's car was stolen racked up hundreds of dollars in impound fees because they got the notice that it had been found late, and those fees build up more every day. Saw someone in my own town got the call that their stolen car was dumped in another city four hours away, no way of getting there to get their vehicle back and owing over $500 already.
I rarely correct grammar, but you seem like type to care. It's "whose car was stolen," not "who's car was stolen." Autocorrect even grabbed that for me once I typed it out. "Who's" is short for "who is," whereas "whose" denotes ownership.
Impounds absolutely suck. Even not accounting for the matter of punishing victims, they're a slap on the wrist for the rich and potentially devastating for the poor. My brother had his car impounded a few months ago and he straight up doesn't make enough money to get it back, so he had to just abandon it there and get a new one.
Kotaku actively destroys games. And I actually mean that. An interview _by Kotaku_ with a Nintendo lawyer revealed that said lawyer was able to send out DMCAs to fangames because he was sent links to Kotaku articles featuring said fangames. Knowing this, Kotaku still makes articles on Nintendo fangames. Kotaku fuckin sucks.
@Kitten_Kadoodleit means they also like to virtue signal and dont want to be called out on it. like how karens try to make karen a slur, so people wont call them karens.
I was actually looking at articles about Saturns poles a few days ago! Scientists were able to recreate a similar result to the hexagon storm in a test they did but got a shape with 9 sides rather than 5, and were (as far as I know from the article I read) unable to get an actual hexagon. I like space :)
@@OzMediaOfficial He runs a creating team thats litterally known for creating souless extreme demons litterally made for view farms. The GD community has basically stopped caring about him.
9:12 thats like saying "Oh!!, you think your soldiers are strong for having m16's, WELL MINE ARE BETTER BECAUSE THEY GO TO WAR WITH STONES AND STICKS!!"
It would have been even more violating for Community Notes to have also said "Rolex is an expensive brand of plated watches, though it is not the only brand."
10:30 There’s also a tiny detail that history is filled to the brim with incompetent kings. And most democracies are at the top of economic, technological, social, and millitary development. While most modern monarchies are…. Not that. Now of course this is a complicated topic, but safe to say that monarchies have just as many (but from my understanding more) flaws compared to democracies. At least in the modern age.
I think the point the pirate meme was trying to make is that monarchies are built upon generations of people groomed for the job, like a captain of a ship passing down the ship and experience across generations, while a democracy is at the whims of numerous elected people not all may be competent or able to work together but um... monarchies historically were incompetent as well as they were built upon nepotism, but that aside the fact he used a pirate hat for the captain a symbol associated with a crew that elects a captain by democratic means completely threw off his post and made him look even more like an idiot.
@@renmcmanus It was a multi-faceted issue, but the fact they wanted money is what led them to this democratic system where all are equal, on the kings ship they would have been payed a pittance but on one voyage aboard a pirate ship where they make the rules and don't have a king to pay tribute to, they could retire and live in relative luxury for the rest of their lives, this isn't even mentioning the pirate ports which were legitimate towns albiet run down ruled by the same democratic system, plus most pirates were originally privateers who did the same thing under the crown during wartime, when the war ended they were given poor paying navy jobs which were a far cry from the killing they were making as privateers, so they had legitimate reason to hate the crown after rewarding their loyalty like this, in truth they were a type of revolutionary and were treated as such as they broke off from the royal fleets and began attacking them it's why the crime charged at pirates was treason, they definitely believed in democracy just not for noble reasons. I highly reccomend CPG Grey's two videos on the subject but mostly the quartermaster one as that's the one that tackles the economic system of pirates and why democracy was used onboard and is more well researched and put together than I could ever explain in a comment section.
@@renmcmanus Money was definately the driving factor, but you also have to remember that working conditions and punishments on a navel/merchant ship were usually awful, because the officers were backed up by whatever country the ship belonged to. Now on a pirate ship, officers are obliged to be lighter on their men because there's nothing stopping an unhappy crew from mutinying. So I think it'd be fair to say that most pirates probably did support democracy, but out of self interest more than any moral principles.
@@renmcmanus It seems like you're splitting hairs a bit, they believed in democracy, they fought for it. They risked their lives so they wouldn't answer to their former leaders, just because it was in their own self interest doesn't diminish that. In every revolution, people generally only side with it if it benefits them. The US founding fathers were the ones with the most to gain from independence, and they did very well for themselves out of it. Does that mean they weren't real democrats? Necessity is always what drives ideology, people tend not to risk their lives overthrowing governments unless they feel they need to. And regarding the label of pirates as common thieves, it does seem a bit unfair. Given that most pirates were just doing what they'd done when they were part of a navy without giving a cut to their monarch and sometimes robbing him too. So I don't think turning pirate could really be seen as anything but a morally lateral move on the part of the average sailor. I'm not saying they were good people, but revisionism works both ways. Saying that they were dirty punderes and therefore could not have been idealists implies that they were "the bad guys" and the people fighting them were "good guys".
@@renmcmanus Did anyone ever say they were ideological heroes championing democracy or even driven by the ideology? We said the literal opposite they were villains that used democracy for selfish and ignoble reasons purely within the confines of their own organization, this is all anyone has ever said, nobody is revising history about this historians are just learning how pirates actually operated.
1:50 I usually use stone pickaxes to mine out all the stone because they're more disposable than my iron and diamond pickaxes. Steve could have a iron or diamond pickaxe in his inventory specifically for any ores he finds.
1:40 another thing about the community not here is that there is iron ore right next to steve anyways, meaning he could craft an iron pickaxe to mine the diamonds anyways
@@supercharged5-39 It was multiple things, but they got blacklisted from Nintendo for it. Things they did included: 1. Endorsed piracy of Metroid Dread 2. Posted leaks of a Nintendo game 3. Indirectly compared Nintendo to one of the most vile political figures of the 20th century And more…
@@supercharged5-39I suspect they’re referencing Kotaku posting an article about the Persona 5 music when Joker was added to Smash saying it contained the r slur for learning disabilities (which wouldn’t even make any sense with the rest of the song and it’s hard to tell but people generally think the actual line was “retort it” which makes a lot more sense with the game’s themes). What makes it worse is that the writer they assigned the article to wanted to be a good journalist and wait for more information and a response from Nintendo before publishing it but Kotaku released it anyway because they just wanted to get it out early, probably so it would be “hot” still.
@@KestrelDCI thought the general consensus was the lyric was actually "get started" since it makes sense in context and was in the song "wake up, get up, get out there" (Vanilla Persona 5's opening) towards the beginning (iirc.)
To make you feel better, there IS someone who watches the outros there IS someone who very much enjoys the sprite motion animation and the expressions you give it and there IS someone who knows the pain. (that person is me)
@@ElleriaZermany languages do this actually. It's just that modern English is an unholy abomination of two different language families, both mashed in twice at different points
@@dominiklehn2866 Once upon a time, the Germanics and Romantics lived in ignorance of the other. Everything changed when the Romantics attacked... then conquered, assimilated, and subsequently fell apart. Then, everything changed when the Germanics attacked... then conquered, assimilated, and subsequently fell apart. Then the Romantic Germanics invaded the Germanic Romantics, giving us bacon and, eventually, Queen Elizabeth. Thus was the birth of English.
I'm pretty sure these "semen retention" freaks don't think about women at all. Too busy thinking up BS about how not touching themselves makes them superior.
"working on the sprite motion [...] none of you pay attention to this" OBJECTION I see it while eating. I am actually incapable of eating as I laugh at everything in the video Thanks Oz !
7:28 Oz, buddy, that's ha-RAM, being prohibited by Islam, what you said is ha-REM, when a bunch of people are married to one person, also known as, the thing Isekai protagonists have in common
You're thinking polygamy. A _harem_ is where you keep your wives. It can also mean said wives, metaphorically. It implies a distinctly one-sided version of polygamy in which one spouse has all the power.
@@Relyksboa - no they're actually right, islamic law allows men to marry up to 4 women. I don't get the appeal because the women _probably_ aren't allowed to pursue more than one relationship/marriages with either other men or even with their sister-wives
@@lazyperfectionist3978 Combine was describing the mispronunciation that Oz had made. Cera however had misinterpreted this as Combine having said that Islam has forbidden harems.
@@ValeriaPaper the title of the article was something clickbait-y and stupid like "Last Surprise Says The R Word in Smash Ultimate?!" You should be able to find it pretty easily, provided the article wasn't deleted out of embarrassment.
15:03 wow ... did he actually just told someone "You're less educated and more bigotted then someone from Idaho"?! xD That's rough, I mean, this is actually worse then calling someone a troglodyte
Idaho ranks 51st in education funding. There are only 50 states. (They were counting District of Columbia as its own thing, but it's funnier when you don't consider that.)
For the NFT thing, Saberspark actually explains how it seemed so successful and made so many advertisements without actually investing. I haven't watched the full detail but it sounds like something the "investors" would say "You just don't understand culture" about and not explain because they don't understand it themselves.
At 13:30, I spat out my drink - that prononciation was so on point, and HATEFUL, that I'm still giggling. Keep on the work OZ, as a French Québécois I approve of you making fun of us! Edit : almost a year later I come back, and once again, spit out my drink at the same thing. This time however, when I open the comments to leave a comment, I see my own. Well played, past me. Well played. Also, here's some random trivia (more of a likely theory) : Fr*nch is so f*cked because an old king didn't know how to read and thus paid his scribes by the amount of letters they wrote, so they just added extra letters in every word. That's how we ended up with oiseau (pronounced "wazo"), AKA bird. I swear if I ever write a book I'm re-making French from scratch with my own alphabet.
yeah, and he wants to abolish our free health care, schooling and economic help to those in need, pretty fuck up but at the same time he is just silly i can't take anything he sais seriously
Trump but less transphobic and less homophobic and less racist and just kind of a silly ol' buffoon who's horrendously bad with economics. An odd little specimen worth putting under a microscope.
Poilievre doesn't even pronounce his name correctly: "Poliver." As in Oliver, with a P. He's the leader of the Conservative Party, and widely reviled across Canada. He's a hyper-conservative p.o.s, and makes past PC leaders look almost Liberal in comparison.
@@wilyriley_ If he is, then we're doomed as our Southern neighbours. HELP. Yes, Screw Trudeau and whatnot, but Pollievre's not only going to undo any progress for rights done in the past few decades but also probably make it worse. I'll sooner have his face in a prison ledger than believe he's fit for the position.
@thomaslacroix6011 he, like most conservatives in Canada, is running on the platform of Trudeau bad, he is considered extreme right since he has been pictured many times supporting the Freedom convoy "protests" in which truckers, neo nazis, and other right wing nutjobs decided to block off all of downtown Ottawa (federal capital of Canada), honking throughout all hours of the day, in order to protest needing vaccinations to cross into the US (most truckers were already vaxxed, and this was a law both in Canada not to let them out, but also in the US not to let them in). It was kind of Canada's January 6th, but it lasted for months and was just truck horns and no passage as opposed to a raid of the whitehouse
@@sebastien5956 that's not a policy. I don't want to be pedantic, but the ideological alignment depends on their policies, not whether or not they supported a protest. Supporting the protest could be anarcho-communism or monarchism, I want to know what defines him as hyper-conversative.
Imagine saying another language is a joke while at the same time speaking a language where "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence and where bullshit like "thorough" exists.
And why is this dude mining by clearing out a 2x3 tunnel with no poke-holes to roughly quintuple the number of blocks he can see per block moved forward? Or actually, given the 2x3, each block forward uncovers an additional 16 blocks at the cost of mining 6, each poke hole uncovers 17 additional blocks at the cost of mining 4, so for him it'd be tripling the number he can see.
13:22 Oh, that was supposedly a spaceship? The post should have said so, instead of putting up a pic of what looked like a cross-section of some precious stone.
the fact that they’re actively doing this very intimate personal act without consideration for their partner and whether or not the entire experience is pleasurable for BOTH of them is actually BEYOND me. wouldn’t it be better if all the participants enjoyed the experience instead of just one? it gives weeeeird vibes
best response i saw to this (i think it was this?) was "you couldn't waterboard this information out of me and here he is putting it on the internet for free"
7:05 this is Javier Milei the current president of Argentina and a Libertarian. he also is a fan of Chainsaw man and has an anarchco - capitalist superhero he cosplays as.
@@TheGoldenJay637 The pronunciation is _consistent_ but it is consistently _weird-looking._ French is one of two languages I am immediately inclined to learn if my executive functioning would carry me more than a few weeks, but my appreciation for how it feels in my mouth has done nothing to diminish my incredulity at the spelling. tl;dr - I agree but I'm still going to laugh at it anyway
@SirRebrl when i was young i was always butting my head against the teacher, because all the words that were written and said differently were a nightmare. Im from the french side of Canada btw
Exactly, the grey is too light for a stone pick. I see that community note in every compilation, I would have guessed that someone would have debunked it but apparently not? Anyone who plays Minecraft should have been able to tell from a glance. Edit: If I had a guess It's probably the lighting making people mistake it for a stone pickaxe.
I like the outro sprite edits because not only do you make it so the next video is not on screen at the same time as your content but also it shows the effort you put into your work
Bold of you to assume I don’t pay attention to your animation. It’s quite good and I appreciate the work you put into it. Thank you Oz. Keep up the good work.
10:35 I added context One of the most powerful naval superpowers of pre-colonial history was Venice, which was a republic (and therefore a democracy) for the majority of its existence. What does electing your ruler have to do with your ability to captain a ship?
I swear was thinking about your videos again a few minutes ago and lo and behold you put out a new upload. Twitter community notes are an amazing addition to ensure people's bad takes look worse.
6:20 in Germany, the age of consent is 14, and prostitution is legal, so, in a way, this is allowed (but I have no idea why do parents have a say in this)
13:57 You saying this, while speaking in the language where tear and tear are not only different words that mean different things, but are also pronounced differently, is incredibly ironic 😂
"ea" has multiple possible interpretations, phonetically. But please, tell me more about where the "r" in paw-lee-ev is (This is rhetorical, and there are much better examples we could both use to make our terrible, terrible points)
@@averywhitaker3513 i know this is rethorical, but i want to explain it anyways: it's pronounced "PWA-LEE-EV-RE" although there is next to no emphasis on the end, as french is not a language with emphasis on certain parts of words.
“Just because they can use power tools better than you doesn’t make it gay” No it makes them hotter, I’ve built a plane and if they use those tools better (not hard) then it’s dope and often hot
5:20 you know the worst thing that will happen is the magnetic poles shift is skin cancer rates will increase for a while. While yes that is bad, it's not the end of the world.
8:01 cats making half-life noises are my favorites on TH-cam. I didn’t know they were on TikTok also! Anyone have channel recommendations for TH-cam or TikTok? I need more cats making half-life sounds. If you know of any opossums making half-life sounds, that would be even better!!!
I love how you animated the sprite motion when, according to you!, you don't need to. I love your sprite and your laugh gets me to laughs (snort when it's for French)
I acknowledge it Oz it's a much appreciated part of the end video that I wish more people do so that video suggestions aren't interrupting the actual video
Kotaku has the amazing ability to make everyone from every political persuasion angry. They are singlehandedly creating world peace by offering themselves as a common enemy.
I thought a watch was called a watch because you watch it to see the time
The Watch watches time so it can tell you accordingly
You watch the watch watch time
That's genius
Hey click
But who watches the watch? Men????
One of my favorite youtubers commenting on one of my new favorite youtuber's videos
"Community Notes completely dunking on delusional twitter kiddies" is my new favorite form of video
My eye sight is so poor that I thought it said delusional twinkler kiddies... I might need glasses
@@RosePanda42yeah, glasses’ll do you good my friend.
@@RosePanda42 what I see without my glasses:
"Community Notes completely dording an delusional tmitter kiddles" is my hew favome fom of viden
Then where are the community notes pointing out there's only two genders? :/
@@Szriko awful bait
That pirate post is also wrong because the captain was often times *not the helmsman*. The captain was elected based on leadership, the helmsman elected based on their ability to steer a ship. This is the same in a Monarchist navy.
The crew can vote on a new captain anytime except in the middle of battle
The captain is a combo of Manager, HR, brand rep and maybe strategist/tactician
Hot take: A ship captain is a mascot you listen to.
@catherinephan2311 ...but LEGO told me the mascot was actually the parrot that came with every pirate ship, though...?
@@TheDarwinProject1 The parrot is the mascot everybody on the ship LIKES
To be fair, the captain is likely to be an experienced mariner who has done multiple jobs sailing requires. So i would expect a captain to be able to be at the helm just fine.
I like how the 2 broad community replies seems to be
"These are X. Here is a link."
And
"This post is so wrong I am gonna ask you to sit down for this."
The second type is the most entertaining one!
"Welcome back you lovely degenerates" is my biggest yearly pickup
It‘s what every teacher should say
It‘s what every teacher should say
It's what every teacher should say
It’s what every teacher should say
It’s what every teacher should say
7:23 I love it when someone is like "[Insert Social Media here] is loaded with [Something that would likely spark outrage]" and then the comments or community notes in this case says "No, you're just addicted to this type of content"
in fairness tiktoks algo is completely f***ed. precovid my feed was all trucks and gaming never interacted with political shit, then cause a couple accounts i follow made a couple out of the ordinary videos tiktok was like "oh you happened to stumble upon out of the ordinary stuff in your following feed? lets force that shit down your throat full throttle for the rest of time" same with the OF chicks. never interactive with em but cause a couple creators i follow made thirst traps a couple times or took up OF feeds been bombarded with it and seemingly no amount of "stop showing me this" clicking fixes it lol.
@@Rocker-1234 and that's why i try my best to watch actual videos even if they're short
@@Rocker-1234 In extra fairness, the response "it shows what you've been actively searching for" is kinda moot since you have no choice but to intentionally expose yourself to the content you want to prove that there is a lot of to begin with. If you know there's a lot of content of a particular type and you want to show people there is, how would you do so without interacting with it, outside of just telling people to do their own research? It's a complete nothing-burger argument to use as an attempt discredit with.
Well what if they JUST downloaded it though
I'm "susceptible to seizures" and I genuinely crackled when Oz said "WAH grow up!"
Yeah is pretty funny.
I understand community notes as the contemporary equivalent of the chorus of ancestral greek plays. Always watching. Always judging. Always anonymous. Always ready to absolutely dunk on the performers.
How many were they?
I'm about to get creative
@@Ramsey276one at least 12, but could be much more (a quick search says "up to 50"), please DO get creative!
@@mormornie Will check! But I mean chorus members, FYI. I'm starting with 3 and adding more between stages...
XD
@@Ramsey276one nw, nw, and I was also talking about the amount of members!
@@mormornie FIFTY?!? 0_o
... I'll stick to 12 max.
XD
00:36
“It’s me, EYES!”
Eye see!
Irish person when you pepper spray them
@@enricohepnerincorrect, there would be significantly more swearing.
Finally someone says it
@@cupcakewithatophat1131that comes before and after
I love it when Oz says “It’s Ozzing time” and Ozzes all over the place
-_-
Oozes*
@@nfwramboi think you missed the idea
me too
Quirked up oz goated with the media
An extra note on the rabies post: If you think there's a chance you got rabies from an animal, do not hesitate. Get to a hospital right away and get the treatment started. By the time symptoms even start to manifest, you are already dead.
And rabies can take anywhere from days to month for symptoms to develop so treatment should be started immediately
That is absolutely terrifying.
@@macgaming1654And it has like a 98% mortality rate.
What if you think you got it from a person?
@@ChknKng That’s a fair point, can it spread from human to human?
knoweledge..... is stored.... IN THE BALLS !
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
You are thinking of pee
sending my neuron to the ground. _😎_
technically it would be the prostate, as that is where semen is made. the balls are where pee is stored
2:30 Kotaku out here accidentally revealing they don't actually care enough to actually research anything they say and just screech what they think will get clicks.
I absolutely die whenever the community notes go site Wikipedia. It’s like “this is SO fucking obvious, you just have to type ONE word into google and click on (most likely) the FIRST FUCKING google result”.
I mean, I am gay for liking tomboys. The fact that I am a woman has nothing to do with this information.
+2
The tomboys made you gay, you've got to escape before they make you one of their own
I also like femboys
you n me both sista 🤝
GHEY
With car theft, not only is there a victim, but if the car is found, the victim has to pay out of the nose to get it out of impound. I've seen it twice recently where a person who's car was stolen racked up hundreds of dollars in impound fees because they got the notice that it had been found late, and those fees build up more every day. Saw someone in my own town got the call that their stolen car was dumped in another city four hours away, no way of getting there to get their vehicle back and owing over $500 already.
Like the Pokémon daycare :X
I rarely correct grammar, but you seem like type to care. It's "whose car was stolen," not "who's car was stolen." Autocorrect even grabbed that for me once I typed it out. "Who's" is short for "who is," whereas "whose" denotes ownership.
Impounds absolutely suck. Even not accounting for the matter of punishing victims, they're a slap on the wrist for the rich and potentially devastating for the poor. My brother had his car impounded a few months ago and he straight up doesn't make enough money to get it back, so he had to just abandon it there and get a new one.
@@RandomInternetStranger Appreciate it. I think my brain skipped out for a moment on that one.
@@GinkgoBalboa142Only you can't breed cars there.
9:34 Classic "BATMAN could not have beaten this information out of me" post right here.
For real. Bro burned himself for no reason.
The CIA couldn't get me to admit that.
The US government could not waterboard this information out of me
"I AM HEADED FOR THE CAVES"
Absolute hermit speak
5:34
I briefly forgot that hermits are a thing that exists in real life and was thinking what this has to do with hermitcraft.
Hermitmaxxing
@@troyklein6379 Sage-pilled, even
Community notes may be the best feature of Twitter, hands down.
It baffles me that ol' musky hasn't had it removed.
Definitely better than posts
Truth
Le Nerds be like “🤓Twitter is now called X🤓”
Community notes are almost always better than the posts, especially when Twitter blue posts get priority.
the kotaku one is definitive proof that they never cared about disabled people when crying for easy modes
they just wanted to use them as a cudgel
Kotaku has always been a dumpster fire of virtue signaling.
Kotaku actively destroys games. And I actually mean that. An interview _by Kotaku_ with a Nintendo lawyer revealed that said lawyer was able to send out DMCAs to fangames because he was sent links to Kotaku articles featuring said fangames.
Knowing this, Kotaku still makes articles on Nintendo fangames.
Kotaku fuckin sucks.
@@stargazer378unironic use of the term virtue signaling is a red flag fyi
@Kitten_Kadoodleit means they also like to virtue signal and dont want to be called out on it.
like how karens try to make karen a slur, so people wont call them karens.
Kotaku must die!!!
4:19 I love how the notes on that page seem so fed up with its BS that they have resorted to one-word responses
Poilievre is probably up there with Peugeot as Oz's best pronounciations
He doesn't deserve to have his last name pronounced correctly anyways
“Pway-get.”
had to google it, yea definitely@@Nawakooo0
He got it right too
Also reading “is haram” (as in bad/sinful under Islam) as “is a haram” (as in polyamory) 😂
I love cats dubbed with half life sound effects. Definitely the best subsection section of the internet
Do you smell what I- *[node graph out of date. Rebuilding.]* smell- smell- smell?
I was actually looking at articles about Saturns poles a few days ago! Scientists were able to recreate a similar result to the hexagon storm in a test they did but got a shape with 9 sides rather than 5, and were (as far as I know from the article I read) unable to get an actual hexagon. I like space :)
wouldn’t a hexagon have 6 sides
@@papastalin69 that’s my bad, penta not hexa
@@richcapybara4728 i too forget many things. your sins are absolved
@@papastalin69I have feelings about this response chain.
I just choked when I heard the post about no fap
Does...does this person think physically female people just don't have spinal fluid????
Women don't have spines 👍
Worst part it's that that's what ancient greek phisycians thought at the time. Its like 2500+ years of misinformation
minor nitpick but saying AFAB would be better
@onlykflow true true, I do mean female as in the scientific term but AFAB is both more accurate and less clunky to say 😅
It just mean women don't have the ability to drain the semen from their spinal fluid .
The context of the intro clip being OP acting all high-and-mighty over ppl in the geometry dash community makes it for me, tbh
OH COME ON
@@OzMediaOfficial He runs a creating team thats litterally known for creating souless extreme demons litterally made for view farms. The GD community has basically stopped caring about him.
9:12 thats like saying
"Oh!!, you think your soldiers are strong for having m16's, WELL MINE ARE BETTER BECAUSE THEY GO TO WAR WITH STONES AND STICKS!!"
It would have been even more violating for Community Notes to have also said "Rolex is an expensive brand of plated watches, though it is not the only brand."
10:30
There’s also a tiny detail that history is filled to the brim with incompetent kings. And most democracies are at the top of economic, technological, social, and millitary development. While most modern monarchies are…. Not that.
Now of course this is a complicated topic, but safe to say that monarchies have just as many (but from my understanding more) flaws compared to democracies. At least in the modern age.
I was about to dispute, but then I remembered I mistook Capitalism for Democracy for a second.
12:45 what’s funniest about all of this is that the hexagon is one of the most commonly recognisable shapes in nature
I think
I think the point the pirate meme was trying to make is that monarchies are built upon generations of people groomed for the job, like a captain of a ship passing down the ship and experience across generations, while a democracy is at the whims of numerous elected people not all may be competent or able to work together but um... monarchies historically were incompetent as well as they were built upon nepotism, but that aside the fact he used a pirate hat for the captain a symbol associated with a crew that elects a captain by democratic means completely threw off his post and made him look even more like an idiot.
@@renmcmanus It was a multi-faceted issue, but the fact they wanted money is what led them to this democratic system where all are equal, on the kings ship they would have been payed a pittance but on one voyage aboard a pirate ship where they make the rules and don't have a king to pay tribute to, they could retire and live in relative luxury for the rest of their lives, this isn't even mentioning the pirate ports which were legitimate towns albiet run down ruled by the same democratic system, plus most pirates were originally privateers who did the same thing under the crown during wartime, when the war ended they were given poor paying navy jobs which were a far cry from the killing they were making as privateers, so they had legitimate reason to hate the crown after rewarding their loyalty like this, in truth they were a type of revolutionary and were treated as such as they broke off from the royal fleets and began attacking them it's why the crime charged at pirates was treason, they definitely believed in democracy just not for noble reasons. I highly reccomend CPG Grey's two videos on the subject but mostly the quartermaster one as that's the one that tackles the economic system of pirates and why democracy was used onboard and is more well researched and put together than I could ever explain in a comment section.
And monarchs loved inbreeding back then
@@renmcmanus Money was definately the driving factor, but you also have to remember that working conditions and punishments on a navel/merchant ship were usually awful, because the officers were backed up by whatever country the ship belonged to. Now on a pirate ship, officers are obliged to be lighter on their men because there's nothing stopping an unhappy crew from mutinying. So I think it'd be fair to say that most pirates probably did support democracy, but out of self interest more than any moral principles.
@@renmcmanus It seems like you're splitting hairs a bit, they believed in democracy, they fought for it. They risked their lives so they wouldn't answer to their former leaders, just because it was in their own self interest doesn't diminish that. In every revolution, people generally only side with it if it benefits them. The US founding fathers were the ones with the most to gain from independence, and they did very well for themselves out of it. Does that mean they weren't real democrats? Necessity is always what drives ideology, people tend not to risk their lives overthrowing governments unless they feel they need to.
And regarding the label of pirates as common thieves, it does seem a bit unfair. Given that most pirates were just doing what they'd done when they were part of a navy without giving a cut to their monarch and sometimes robbing him too. So I don't think turning pirate could really be seen as anything but a morally lateral move on the part of the average sailor. I'm not saying they were good people, but revisionism works both ways. Saying that they were dirty punderes and therefore could not have been idealists implies that they were "the bad guys" and the people fighting them were "good guys".
@@renmcmanus Did anyone ever say they were ideological heroes championing democracy or even driven by the ideology? We said the literal opposite they were villains that used democracy for selfish and ignoble reasons purely within the confines of their own organization, this is all anyone has ever said, nobody is revising history about this historians are just learning how pirates actually operated.
I actually cannot believe that you learned about bisexual Alexander the Great in Idaho of all places lmao I'm jealous
Utah could never
1:50 I usually use stone pickaxes to mine out all the stone because they're more disposable than my iron and diamond pickaxes. Steve could have a iron or diamond pickaxe in his inventory specifically for any ores he finds.
I adore oz’s sprite movements and emotes, especially the outro, just so wholesome and appreciated
1:40 another thing about the community not here is that there is iron ore right next to steve anyways, meaning he could craft an iron pickaxe to mine the diamonds anyways
Not to mention the whatever it called on the roof means he probably hasn't mined that much
He's going back to base to craft an iron pick, it just took him forever to get the iron ore
2:18 Who even takes them seriously anymore, they threw a tantrum about Nintendo.
what was it about?
@@supercharged5-39 It was multiple things, but they got blacklisted from Nintendo for it.
Things they did included:
1. Endorsed piracy of Metroid Dread
2. Posted leaks of a Nintendo game
3. Indirectly compared Nintendo to one of the most vile political figures of the 20th century
And more…
@@supercharged5-39 @silverflight01
If I had to guess, a lawsuit against a fan project (typical Nintendo behavior)
@@supercharged5-39I suspect they’re referencing Kotaku posting an article about the Persona 5 music when Joker was added to Smash saying it contained the r slur for learning disabilities (which wouldn’t even make any sense with the rest of the song and it’s hard to tell but people generally think the actual line was “retort it” which makes a lot more sense with the game’s themes). What makes it worse is that the writer they assigned the article to wanted to be a good journalist and wait for more information and a response from Nintendo before publishing it but Kotaku released it anyway because they just wanted to get it out early, probably so it would be “hot” still.
@@KestrelDCI thought the general consensus was the lyric was actually "get started" since it makes sense in context and was in the song "wake up, get up, get out there" (Vanilla Persona 5's opening) towards the beginning (iirc.)
To make you feel better, there IS someone who watches the outros there IS someone who very much enjoys the sprite motion animation and the expressions you give it and there IS someone who knows the pain. (that person is me)
13:55 Careful Oz, we do speak a language that's actually four languages in a trench coat pretending to be a language to sneak into an R-rated movie.
I usually just say English eats words from other languages when it doesn't have a word it needs and finds one in another language that does the job
@@ElleriaZermany languages do this actually. It's just that modern English is an unholy abomination of two different language families, both mashed in twice at different points
@@dominiklehn2866 Once upon a time, the Germanics and Romantics lived in ignorance of the other. Everything changed when the Romantics attacked... then conquered, assimilated, and subsequently fell apart. Then, everything changed when the Germanics attacked... then conquered, assimilated, and subsequently fell apart. Then the Romantic Germanics invaded the Germanic Romantics, giving us bacon and, eventually, Queen Elizabeth.
Thus was the birth of English.
And then refuses to pronounce said R
I wonder if that auto theft person thought it was like an autobiography, stealing from yourself instead of stealing cars.
1:22 wait so does this guy just think that women don't have cerebral spinal fluid?
I'm pretty sure these "semen retention" freaks don't think about women at all. Too busy thinking up BS about how not touching themselves makes them superior.
Nah, , it juts mean women don't have the ability to drain the semen from their brain.
I mean, probably.
LOL my post got yeeted but they still notify me of new replies.
@@remliqa oh god that sh=t always happens to me and it makes me want to shutdown youtube for an entire year
"working on the sprite motion [...] none of you pay attention to this"
OBJECTION I see it while eating. I am actually incapable of eating as I laugh at everything in the video Thanks Oz !
7:28 Oz, buddy, that's ha-RAM, being prohibited by Islam, what you said is ha-REM, when a bunch of people are married to one person, also known as, the thing Isekai protagonists have in common
>multiple people married to one person
Isn't that a thing in Islamic culture...
@@Cera_01 read that again, slowly.
You're thinking polygamy. A _harem_ is where you keep your wives. It can also mean said wives, metaphorically. It implies a distinctly one-sided version of polygamy in which one spouse has all the power.
@@Relyksboa - no they're actually right, islamic law allows men to marry up to 4 women. I don't get the appeal because the women _probably_ aren't allowed to pursue more than one relationship/marriages with either other men or even with their sister-wives
@@lazyperfectionist3978
Combine was describing the mispronunciation that Oz had made.
Cera however had misinterpreted this as Combine having said that Islam has forbidden harems.
I love that we all have just collectively agreed not to call Twitter "X" because it's clearly a dumb name.
I will deadname Twitter as long as Elon Musk deadnames his daughter
2:43 wasn't Kotaku the news company that published an article bc they thought a persona song said a slur
Yep, and they didn't make that article until Joker made it into Smash, after the song was already years old which reeks of drama manufacturing.
I'm sorry, what article?
Now i want to know lmao
@@ValeriaPaper the title of the article was something clickbait-y and stupid like "Last Surprise Says The R Word in Smash Ultimate?!" You should be able to find it pretty easily, provided the article wasn't deleted out of embarrassment.
@@NEETKitten okay thank you
@@NEETKitten If they had the capacity to be embarrassed, they wouldn't post the articles they do in the first place.
15:03 wow ... did he actually just told someone "You're less educated and more bigotted then someone from Idaho"?! xD
That's rough, I mean, this is actually worse then calling someone a troglodyte
Idaho ranks 51st in education funding. There are only 50 states.
(They were counting District of Columbia as its own thing, but it's funnier when you don't consider that.)
@@autisticwitch7581 Holy fuck that's crazy 😭
4:00 I interpret this account is being a panicked alien trying to get help identifying things
Also ticks are pretty creepy
It's funny when the person writing the community note gets extra sassy about it, like that auto theft one.
For the NFT thing, Saberspark actually explains how it seemed so successful and made so many advertisements without actually investing. I haven't watched the full detail but it sounds like something the "investors" would say "You just don't understand culture" about and not explain because they don't understand it themselves.
At 13:30, I spat out my drink - that prononciation was so on point, and HATEFUL, that I'm still giggling.
Keep on the work OZ, as a French Québécois I approve of you making fun of us!
Edit : almost a year later I come back, and once again, spit out my drink at the same thing. This time however, when I open the comments to leave a comment, I see my own.
Well played, past me. Well played.
Also, here's some random trivia (more of a likely theory) : Fr*nch is so f*cked because an old king didn't know how to read and thus paid his scribes by the amount of letters they wrote, so they just added extra letters in every word. That's how we ended up with oiseau (pronounced "wazo"), AKA bird.
I swear if I ever write a book I'm re-making French from scratch with my own alphabet.
7:11 it’s Javier Millei, the president of Argentina. He is basically Trump, but more of a silly little guy.
yeah, and he wants to abolish our free health care, schooling and economic help to those in need, pretty fuck up but at the same time he is just silly i can't take anything he sais seriously
Certified knob he is
Trump but less transphobic and less homophobic and less racist and just kind of a silly ol' buffoon who's horrendously bad with economics. An odd little specimen worth putting under a microscope.
Poilievre doesn't even pronounce his name correctly:
"Poliver." As in Oliver, with a P.
He's the leader of the Conservative Party, and widely reviled across Canada.
He's a hyper-conservative p.o.s, and makes past PC leaders look almost Liberal in comparison.
aren’t they almost certain to win the next election though?
@@wilyriley_
If he is, then we're doomed as our Southern neighbours. HELP.
Yes, Screw Trudeau and whatnot, but Pollievre's not only going to undo any progress for rights done in the past few decades but also probably make it worse. I'll sooner have his face in a prison ledger than believe he's fit for the position.
Pure curiosity, what policies does he advocate for that you would consider hyper-conservative?
@thomaslacroix6011 he, like most conservatives in Canada, is running on the platform of Trudeau bad, he is considered extreme right since he has been pictured many times supporting the Freedom convoy "protests" in which truckers, neo nazis, and other right wing nutjobs decided to block off all of downtown Ottawa (federal capital of Canada), honking throughout all hours of the day, in order to protest needing vaccinations to cross into the US (most truckers were already vaxxed, and this was a law both in Canada not to let them out, but also in the US not to let them in). It was kind of Canada's January 6th, but it lasted for months and was just truck horns and no passage as opposed to a raid of the whitehouse
@@sebastien5956 that's not a policy.
I don't want to be pedantic, but the ideological alignment depends on their policies, not whether or not they supported a protest.
Supporting the protest could be anarcho-communism or monarchism, I want to know what defines him as hyper-conversative.
*Pleasantly surprised Idahoan moment*
Willing to bet Cleetus and Karen are working to undo that.
mood
It is odd it see Oz posting more regularly. I got used to seeing a notification from Oz very rarely
There was a whole _scenario_ going on. It was covered. From multiple angles.
It’s nice that he can and is willing to post more. I hope victory is his.
Imagine saying another language is a joke while at the same time speaking a language where "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence and where bullshit like "thorough" exists.
Ah I needed this, I'm sick with a real bad stomach bug today and seeing this has given me a much needed laugh and smile. Thank you Oz
2:02 _also_ note - where did those dripstone come from?
And why is this dude mining by clearing out a 2x3 tunnel with no poke-holes to roughly quintuple the number of blocks he can see per block moved forward? Or actually, given the 2x3, each block forward uncovers an additional 16 blocks at the cost of mining 6, each poke hole uncovers 17 additional blocks at the cost of mining 4, so for him it'd be tripling the number he can see.
& who tf is the the woman on the top side 😭
I appreciate your sprite animations! It gives your channel tons of personality!!
9:24 ask him what the purpose of his immune system is
I think you have the wrong time stamp
2:13 i would also like to add that diamonds don't spawn in veins that big
_Thank you._ Finally somebody said it!
I would also add, I don't think diamonds spawn in the surface (based on the fact that theres a lot of dirt)
13:22 Oh, that was supposedly a spaceship? The post should have said so, instead of putting up a pic of what looked like a cross-section of some precious stone.
Why would anyone be proud to say and scream "i have never plasured a woman in my entire life" ?
the fact that they’re actively doing this very intimate personal act without consideration for their partner and whether or not the entire experience is pleasurable for BOTH of them is actually BEYOND me. wouldn’t it be better if all the participants enjoyed the experience instead of just one? it gives weeeeird vibes
maybe they're trying to stand in solidarity with Ben Shapiro.
best response i saw to this (i think it was this?) was "you couldn't waterboard this information out of me and here he is putting it on the internet for free"
7:05 this is Javier Milei the current president of Argentina and a Libertarian. he also is a fan of Chainsaw man and has an anarchco - capitalist superhero he cosplays as.
You also forgot to mention he wants to legalize the human organs trade
Typical gnome activities as you can see
For the record, we all pay attention to and love your sprite motion
As a person that had to study French verbs, I wholeheartedly agree that French is a joke
As a native francophone, while i will defend with my heart that words like oiseaux makes sense, french conjugation can go f itself 😂
@@TheGoldenJay637 The pronunciation is _consistent_ but it is consistently _weird-looking._ French is one of two languages I am immediately inclined to learn if my executive functioning would carry me more than a few weeks, but my appreciation for how it feels in my mouth has done nothing to diminish my incredulity at the spelling.
tl;dr - I agree but I'm still going to laugh at it anyway
@SirRebrl when i was young i was always butting my head against the teacher, because all the words that were written and said differently were a nightmare. Im from the french side of Canada btw
@@SirRebrl Oh that's perfectly fair lmao
1:43 THAT IS NOT A STONE PICK THAT IS SO CLEARLY IRON
Exactly, the grey is too light for a stone pick.
I see that community note in every compilation, I would have guessed that someone would have debunked it but apparently not? Anyone who plays Minecraft should have been able to tell from a glance.
Edit: If I had a guess It's probably the lighting making people mistake it for a stone pickaxe.
Also, there's iron behind them in the wall right there!
@@gregantus595actually, it’s much darker in the actual post, there it does really look like a stone pickaxe
@@vanilla_lice - this is the "black and blue/white and gold" dress all over again
@@gregantus595 That is ABSOLUTELY not too light. It’s the exact shade of gray the stone picks are. Check the minecraft wiki.
5:45 also, the poles have shifted in the past. theyve completely switched before. has the world ended? no lol
We're in the middle of one
@@SuperHGB exactly. the world's still not ending
When the poles do completely shift it will cause some big problems, but it definitely won't be world ending.
The amount of joy I feel whenever I see Ozwald upload something
I like the outro sprite edits because not only do you make it so the next video is not on screen at the same time as your content but also it shows the effort you put into your work
Came for the crackhead energy, stayed for the sprite motion in the outro. Love you Oz
Bold of you to assume I don’t pay attention to your animation. It’s quite good and I appreciate the work you put into it. Thank you Oz. Keep up the good work.
10:35 I added context
One of the most powerful naval superpowers of pre-colonial history was Venice, which was a republic (and therefore a democracy) for the majority of its existence.
What does electing your ruler have to do with your ability to captain a ship?
Rome was also a republic for ~500 years
I swear was thinking about your videos again a few minutes ago and lo and behold you put out a new upload.
Twitter community notes are an amazing addition to ensure people's bad takes look worse.
Easily my new favorite subreddit. Also the new technical difficulties screen is amazing.
The community notes and Oz calmly replying with a one-word answer and the Wikipedia link will never get old
Thank you so much for the hard work that you put into the sprites Oz. It adds soooo much to the hilarity of the posts
6:20 in Germany, the age of consent is 14, and prostitution is legal, so, in a way, this is allowed (but I have no idea why do parents have a say in this)
"none of you end up seeing this"
foolish oz. thinking that i don't watch till the very end
Oz's sprite at 8:13 looks like those Nissan's from the 90's that had the really thin headlights.
5:06 He just doesn't want to mess up his nails. He just got a mani-pedi with the girls!
the little shake with the ough in the outro was top tier ngl. Also Oiseax is one of my favorite readings of all time
Hope you're doing ok Oz, dealing with the delusional one. Hoper it ends soon and favourably for you. Great vid btw.
I absolutely love all of the work you put into your sprite animations Oz, especially for the endcards. Keep up the great work, we all appreciate it!!
13:36 yeah, it it pronounced “pwa-lee-ey-vr”, you pronounced that wonderfully 😊😂
Oz I’ve always been a huge fan of your work and I wish you the absolute best! ❤❤
I was half asleep when you sent this but now Im awake! Thank you so damn much… this is awesomely generous..
A new Oz video! What a wonderful early birthday present! Thank you Oz!
7:15 That's Cesar Milei ... a self proclaimed anarcho capitalist that is the current president of Argentina
13:57 You saying this, while speaking in the language where tear and tear are not only different words that mean different things, but are also pronounced differently, is incredibly ironic 😂
"ea" has multiple possible interpretations, phonetically.
But please, tell me more about where the "r" in paw-lee-ev is
(This is rhetorical, and there are much better examples we could both use to make our terrible, terrible points)
@@averywhitaker3513 i know this is rethorical, but i want to explain it anyways: it's pronounced "PWA-LEE-EV-RE" although there is next to no emphasis on the end, as french is not a language with emphasis on certain parts of words.
@@TheGoldenJay637 it's actually pronounced pwa-lee-ev-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do, but there's very little emphasis on some syllables
hey real quick how do you say "89 pineapples" in french
“Just because they can use power tools better than you doesn’t make it gay”
No it makes them hotter, I’ve built a plane and if they use those tools better (not hard) then it’s dope and often hot
Also! Oz, your sprite work is one of my favorite parts of your videos. ^^b
Thank you for putting in so much hard work for us!!!
3:57 At least ticks are actually creepy for a good reason; damn parasites give you lyme’s disease.
My dude threw shade at French as if English isn’t a language with no rules and is a mishmash of like 10 other languages.
5:20 you know the worst thing that will happen is the magnetic poles shift is skin cancer rates will increase for a while. While yes that is bad, it's not the end of the world.
13:13 not me thinking it's a half a jawbreaker 😭
8:01 cats making half-life noises are my favorites on TH-cam. I didn’t know they were on TikTok also! Anyone have channel recommendations for TH-cam or TikTok? I need more cats making half-life sounds. If you know of any opossums making half-life sounds, that would be even better!!!
11:26 What does someone gain from being pro-monarchy these days? Deeply strange view to hold.
They think they will be the king
I love how you animated the sprite motion when, according to you!, you don't need to. I love your sprite and your laugh gets me to laughs (snort when it's for French)
Community notes be noting
They do be noting
I acknowledge it Oz it's a much appreciated part of the end video that I wish more people do so that video suggestions aren't interrupting the actual video
Kotaku has the amazing ability to make everyone from every political persuasion angry. They are singlehandedly creating world peace by offering themselves as a common enemy.
I watch and appreciate the end notes. The sprites are really good. Keep up the good work, Oz :)