Flood That's not my point. My point is simply that I love Gorgasm. I'm not participating in the everlasting battle over which band is the badassest, i just say what I like.
I laugh my ass off on every single video! You're just spot on on every cliche, which is really weird, considering you're still very young, and your sense of humor is awesome in general. +1 power/epic metal vocalist
Three weeks later "hey people are killing themselves sweet I'm in. Wait where'd everybody go. Aw man oh we'll I guess I'll just sodomize some corpses. Sigh."
"glen benton... its so nice to meet you, i fucking love cannibal corpse, i love what you did on rust in peace. great grindcore album" thats fucking funny as fuck and so much wrong with it XD
Jokes aside, I was on the bus and I actually saw a girl wearing the same Cannibal Corpse T-shirt as me; We just smiled at eachother as I pased by. Saddest moment of my life.
I laughed so much, my teeth hurt now. An excellent dissection of death metal. RIP Chuck Eddy... Billy... Shredder... Schroeder... Schlesinger... Schroedinger... Schlamadamadingdong!
This was the very first Jhofffilms video I ever saw way back several years ago, and I actually thought this was a legit tutorial up until around the combat boots part. Then I realized it was satire. Still loved it, and I still love it now.
i don't really mind if people nowadays don't appreciate death or any other metal music in this world cuz it all just a matter of perspective...just like how i really hate hip hop and K-Pop
Lol! I remember when I was in a Death metal band in my 20's I went to the graveyard for band pics. We all dressed in black cloaks and pretended to pray on peoples graves. Now when I see those pictures I feel like a piece of shit for using peoples graves as decorations for my old website on the bio page. Lol. I guess I turned into a pussy. =)
I used to watch your videos at 16 and laugh my ass off. Now I'm 20 and I just rediscovered you and your videos are still fucking hilarious man you're definitely underrated
I have seen the part with combat boots and it's actally funny, because here in Poland all the mosh guys are wearing the same boots. Everyone, all kinds of metalheads, punks, skinheads, whatever. And we're totally cool with that. If you'll google "glany" you'll see exactly what I mean.
did he just eat a cigarette???????
LOST. MY. SHIT.
Oh, sweet Freud.
The brutal way
fucking BRUTAL
he replaced it with candy. :P
'Do you have any Cryptopsy?'
'Is that a game?'
legit answer tbh............
Geddy Knee it does sound like a game tbh
Yes.
A doom mod.
"You're from Cannibal Corpse! I love what you did with Rust In Peace, great grindcore album!"
LOL
211Appolo it’s the same of brutal death metal s Pink Floyd it’s on TH-cam
Glenn Tipton
Frank McDoodle Glen Benton*
I love how he can play hammer smashed face on piano
Really? U think it was hammer smashed face
Sona Balogova it was
He's awesome 😂😂😂😂
Not a joke but Karpizzle is actually a classically trained pianist. He is a child prodigy too.
He just fucks around a lot lol
@@daoyang223he's not much of a child anymore though is he
Underrated TH-camr
True
+Miguel Azevedo trve
Too true.
*****
U look really cool. Just sayin
+Maya Ash Thanks!
core? Core? CORE?!?!? *eats cigarette*
Ferretclaw444 it’s the same of brutal death metal vs Pink Floyd it’s on TH-cam
"Do you have goreguts?"
"No"
"Why?"
Gorguts*
Owen Horecny Gorguts is nice. But Gorgasm is the best
***** Gorguts has innovated more than any death metal band ever though
Flood That's not my point.
My point is simply that I love Gorgasm.
I'm not participating in the everlasting battle over which band is the badassest, i just say what I like.
Pipsqueack Jr. Gorguts*
i think i would like slipknot better if they were actually called slapnuts
+RadBrad Official xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxxdxdxdxdxddxdxdxxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxdxdxxddxxddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxxddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx
Chuck schuldingro
I like them anyways
What do you mean they're not actually called slapnuts?!?
Lol
Hammer smashed face piano!
Hammer Smashed Piano
Piano Smashed Person
Piano Smashed Face
is everyone ignoring the fact he Rick rolled us???
Morbid Marduk i'm pised
BR00CKROLLED
NOT SIDEWAYS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No i just saw it
fukin slayer
"Do you have any cryptopsy?"
"Is that a game?"
XD
rip chuck shuldingro
Joe Murphy RIP Chuck Billy from testemant
Chuck handelbar xD
Harbinger of the apocalypse Chuck Billy from testament? My god, i gotta say he is the sexiest woman i ever met. - 🅱️hilip H Anselmo
I hate that
What happened to how to be a depressive suicidal black metal vocalist?
riiight
That incarnation of Karpizzle killed himself because he listens to dsbm.
Rip dead!
Tommy Magnus Killed himself before the video could he made I guess
Ok how do I put this
1:57 I really thought he ate a lit cigarette for a second XD
He didn't eat a lit cigarette?
+Mister Babadook lol they cut it, it looked like he ate it. but he didnt
+Mister Babadook lol they cut it, it looked like he ate it. but he didnt
Yeah if you listen you can hear a crunch, could be like chalk or some shit
slapnuts.... i fucking died at slapnuts
Same!
Weoh AYYY LMAO
Mustaines Hair OwO
Canada is fucking metal \m/
hellDevil14 Damn straight, metal as fuck here!
4:29 "Sometimes I come alone here at night and think about how cool it'd be to be dead." FUCKING LOST IT.
Do how to be a slam metal vocalist
I wanna see that so fucking bad lol
+Seth The Metalhead \m/
same
Oh hey! I remember you lmao. Maya Ash
Seth The Metalhead \m/
Vocals??
Fuck yes man, that would be fucking glorious
"How to be a Meme Theater admin"
fucking died laughing
Is it just me or does he sound like Patrick from spongebob doing the ledle ledle ledle thing?
Gary Clark III 😂😂😂so true
1:57 did he just eat his cigarette??
+Trev x thats brutal.
+Cas The skinny tough guy i guess he was trying too take "metal" to the next level lol
Trev x It already has been taken to the next level since Hatebeak, a grindcore band whose singer is a parrot.
+Trev x Popeyes cigarette candy yes.
LOSING MY SHIT STILL
Slapnuts hahahaha
( just going off on a tangent..) I call them that... or slingknot.. or knotslip.. slipkorn
th-cam.com/video/Ry9SVx-U9w0/w-d-xo.html
I laugh my ass off on every single video! You're just spot on on every cliche, which is really weird, considering you're still very young, and your sense of humor is awesome in general. +1 power/epic metal vocalist
Hmmmm, not enough pentagrams in that logo.
I agree.
That's black metal.
Nice.
We also need some blood
god lacht zwarte schaap it’s the same of brutal death metal vs Pink Floyd it’s on TH-cam
I feel trolled by the link in the end ._. someone plz kill me
Rip Kurt Cocain
Bjarke Andersen Kurco Bayne?
Yeash
OMG YOUNGMETALSOLDIER YOU'RE SO RIGHT... I should probably go kill myself even more know )))):
Three weeks later "hey people are killing themselves sweet I'm in. Wait where'd everybody go. Aw man oh we'll I guess I'll just sodomize some corpses. Sigh."
RIP Chuck Sheldingro.... You will be forever missed.
Rip chuck
Rip Jimmy Sullivan. :D
"R.I.P. schindlers List"😂
Make how to be a Progressive Vegetarian Grindcore vocalist. (ex. Cattle Decapitation)
Vegetarians are posers, only vegans are trve
@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 death in my metal, not my meals
Slipknot:
It's my favourite progressive-technicore-deathmetal-grindshit-bitch-deathcore band EVER.
:D
"do you guys have gore guts?"
"no."
" *WHY* ?"
6:16 Don't click your life's in danger !
OH GOD KARPIZZLE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
"glen benton... its so nice to meet you, i fucking love cannibal corpse, i love what you did on rust in peace. great grindcore album" thats fucking funny as fuck and so much wrong with it XD
Ok
So the box around Carolyn leads to a FilthyFrank video. And the link is a fucking Rick Roll.
So many good death metal references. You know your shit
Thanks man
nice profile pic bro
@@johnwaynegacy4904 Haha, nice. Thanks
4:06
Don't worry dude, she reeked of poseur.
Yeah, but she qt bro.
fucking lost it when he said "OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT"
"Fuck you Jesus, I will eat your feces."
That is the funniest thing I've heard for a long time. I am totally stealing it.
"do you listen to cannibal corpse," " no?" " posers! " but Gary Wright kicks ass.
I don't think you understand how amazing you are. Hats off good sir.
Jokes aside, I was on the bus and I actually saw a girl wearing the same Cannibal Corpse T-shirt as me; We just smiled at eachother as I pased by. Saddest moment of my life.
Rip headphone users
Using a slayer, a fucking slayer
Peppe Frasca it’s the same of brutal death metal vs Pink Floyd it’s on TH-cam
"No."
"Why?"
that piano did sound like hammer smashed face in major scale
Diminished or augmented you should say
I love slam and brutal death metal and found this fucking hilarious. This kid is nuts. Keep that shit up man.
4:05 You can see Karpizzle start laughing
0:34 Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:40 I like how this guy just smiles and plays along. Such a good sport :)
I laughed so much, my teeth hurt now. An excellent dissection of death metal.
RIP Chuck Eddy... Billy... Shredder... Schroeder... Schlesinger... Schroedinger... Schlamadamadingdong!
3:58- 4:17 is the story of my life lmao
"Do you guys have Gorguts?"
"no"
"why"
These videos are getting better every week :)
just my 15th time rewatching this
This channel is the best thing I've found in ages! xD
Slapnuts
To today this is still the most important Video in musical education
Man his screams are on point!!
This was the very first Jhofffilms video I ever saw way back several years ago, and I actually thought this was a legit tutorial up until around the combat boots part. Then I realized it was satire. Still loved it, and I still love it now.
i died at slapnuts
If I was at the cemetery at night and I heard him growling, I would run so fucking fast
3:00 this is Hammer Shmashed Face !!
“FUCKING SLAYER!
Uh I mean
FUCKING.. CARCASS”
OUT TAKES GOD DAMN IT JHOFF UPLOAD THE OUT TAKES
The part where he growls at the graveyard is my favourite scene
Funniest shit i've seen in a long time! All REAL metal heads need to see this. This dude is the future of metal comedy!
LOST MY SHIT WHEN HE ATE THE CIGARETTE
Grindcore Vocalist ??????
carolyns channel does not go anywhere ...i want more carolyn !
DEATH METAL PIANO
her channel is awesome...............
i don't really mind if people nowadays don't appreciate death or any other metal music in this world cuz it all just a matter of perspective...just like how i really hate hip hop and K-Pop
i like that girl she's metal \m/
Core , core , CORRRRRE *eats cigarette
5:50 That moment when what sounds like a joke turns out to be an actual song
Did I just get rickrolled?
Him eating that cigarette might be the hardest I've ever laughed at something
Slapnut: The well-known "progressive-technocore-deathmetal-grindshit-bitch-deathcore band"
Used to love this channel back in the day this guy was a freaking trip!
at 1:59, holy shit he ate the cigarette!!!
I'm fucking crying. These videos make my life complete
This video inspired me to write a essay about some of the things said in this video XD Rip Chuck Billy From Testament
I hope your grammar in said essay is better than in this comment
"Core? Core?!! COOOOORE?!!!" XD
Love your growls, love your humour... Fucking love your videos :D !!
i died at that cigarette part
This guy is a genius. See that's all it takes to be a pro death metal singer.
The keyboard to hammer smashed face 3:00
I like how you really touch on every aspect of living that death metal life
The intro holy shit my ears.
Thank you for existing
0:19 the Lord Worm way
All of the None So Vile record 😂😂😎😎
Lol! I remember when I was in a Death metal band in my 20's I went to the graveyard for band pics. We all dressed in black cloaks and pretended to pray on peoples graves. Now when I see those pictures I feel like a piece of shit for using peoples graves as decorations for my old website on the bio page. Lol. I guess I turned into a pussy. =)
Great Video
I used to watch your videos at 16 and laugh my ass off. Now I'm 20 and I just rediscovered you and your videos are still fucking hilarious man you're definitely underrated
I just can't stand it, why is everyone laughing? If I have no humor sense, then how to differ jokes from insults?
4:12 I think it would've been way funnier had she responded back with growls of her own...
I have seen the part with combat boots and it's actally funny, because here in Poland all the mosh guys are wearing the same boots. Everyone, all kinds of metalheads, punks, skinheads, whatever. And we're totally cool with that. If you'll google "glany" you'll see exactly what I mean.
Holy shit this is incredible
Antonio Petrole it’s the same of brutal death metal vs Pink Floyd it’s on TH-cam
Carolyna channel....ive been bamboozled
carolyns*
Death metal and most of modern rap are two genres I will never understand.
Death metal is one of the only genres i do understand
both of those are very easy to understand
I dont even care if jesus liked my comment, im still a Nihilist/Atheist
wouldn't those likes just be imaginary if you were a nihilist?
I think you should listen to more death metal then.
Best part "Do you listen to cannibal corpse? no? posers!"
What is the song at 5:18?
"Rip Dio, Rip Chuck Schuldingo, Rip Chuck Handlebar, Rip Chuck Billy from Testament, Rip Dio." FUCKING DEAD!!!!