Ah Russell, when I revisited the Motherland after a 22 year absence, and tried a Costco coffee, it was pissweak. The poms can make a good builder's tea, but know nothing about coffee. 😊
He's not wrong on the kiwi. Seriously... it can't fly, it's a poo-brown ball of fluff with a gigantic beak, and its standard defence tactic (apart from running away) is lying on its back and kicking its feet in the air.
Squeaky demons. Hearing them call to each other when feeding (Mrs Kiwi calls to Mr Kiwi to take a break from egg-sitting to come and join her worm-hunting) is a special moment.@@fergusporteous-gregory2557
Hitting your straps refers to harness racing....when a horse is running well he'll hit the straps of the harness that go over his shoulders in a sort of rhythm, he taps against it as he moves.
@joisagirlsname the rental scooters should have to have the helmet attached back on to get your deposit back/or cause a charge to your card. And there should be charger docks in the streets, again get a big discount if you get it back to a dock
20 years ago I was working on a Ward at Auckland hospital when he came in to visit a mate who was a patient. The Nurses collectively nearly swooned, just stood there desperately trying not to embarrass themselves.
Women have a hidden laugh is so great and so true! Mine is a kkkkkk sound ive just discovered through this. Also our coffee is perfect, all the eest is water. Also make the scooters smart so they know if the helmet is there or not before they charge your card. But make the per mile cheaper. Right now it is similar to a taxi. We need scooter docks so they are mostly charging not just littering the streets
Hahahahaha ... hilarious AF. Totally as funny as the Matt and Jerry show. Actually, it's just like the Matt and Jerry show. I wonder why? Stretch your humour into 7 Sharp. That'd be the shit. Subversion is the new black. 1:12 hahaha ... also that 'dark web' joke. Vunderbar!!!
it's incredibly important for people to talk about some random persons mind numbing drivel, but any political topic definitely needs to have it's comment section locked. thanks 1news
Along with the rife ageism, appalling employment market and zero prospects. I made a huge mistake coming to NZ and after 6 miserable years I am finally getting back to civilisation and real prospects. I cannot wait to NOT be bombarded with the never ending dissatisfaction of life in NZ. Goodbye and good riddance.
@@Fsrjtyttzma I agree I always thought our comedians were a bit lame,maybe Billy t james ,Peter Rowly,Dave Mcfay and John Gatsby were not to bad but the was a long time ago
hitting your straps' comes from horses in harness, they wear straps to keep them in the correct gait.
Ah Russell, when I revisited the Motherland after a 22 year absence, and tried a Costco coffee, it was pissweak. The poms can make a good builder's tea, but know nothing about coffee. 😊
Yes you have “coffee” well done….
"Blowing smoke up your arse" was, bizarrely, an early way to try and resuscitate drowning victims.
I came here to mention this. 👍
Which makes you as peculiar as I am ...@@TheAccidentalViking 😄
@@alfnoakes392 I'm just a spermologist.
He's lovely. Wish I'd made it to New Zealand.
He's not wrong on the kiwi. Seriously... it can't fly, it's a poo-brown ball of fluff with a gigantic beak, and its standard defence tactic (apart from running away) is lying on its back and kicking its feet in the air.
And they sound like demons
Squeaky demons. Hearing them call to each other when feeding (Mrs Kiwi calls to Mr Kiwi to take a break from egg-sitting to come and join her worm-hunting) is a special moment.@@fergusporteous-gregory2557
Watching Russel is the best antidote to a shitty day 😂😂
Hitting your straps refers to harness racing....when a horse is running well he'll hit the straps of the harness that go over his shoulders in a sort of rhythm, he taps against it as he moves.
The literal point of having a coffee in the morning is so you can take a dump 5 minutes later
Exactly. Cleans the system out before hopping in the shower 😂
Nothing worse than having to do one at work
He's not wrong about the coffee
I stopped drinking coffee when I came to NZ. 25 years of black tea.
Omg he’s right on with the grunting
He's great, love that interview with Greta cracking up
He's right about the helmets, spotted a stray one down the right hand side of the onramp south off Hobson street a couple of days ago.
I don't understand the helmet thing..
@@SO_DIGITAL people keep taking them off the rental scooters. It's annoying.
@joisagirlsname the rental scooters should have to have the helmet attached back on to get your deposit back/or cause a charge to your card. And there should be charger docks in the streets, again get a big discount if you get it back to a dock
@@wordzmyth I'm aware this is the system. I have no idea why/how they do it. But central city has LOADS of helmet-less scooters around.
Would he prefer coffee that doesn't make you shit? haha
News Boy needs soooooo much more credit!!!
20 years ago I was working on a Ward at Auckland hospital when he came in to visit a mate who was a patient. The Nurses collectively nearly swooned, just stood there desperately trying not to embarrass themselves.
At least we know how to keep our beer cold
Aww. Did he upset you ? 😂😂
@@timpope7274 nah, just some banter
Women have a hidden laugh is so great and so true! Mine is a kkkkkk sound ive just discovered through this.
Also our coffee is perfect, all the eest is water.
Also make the scooters smart so they know if the helmet is there or not before they charge your card. But make the per mile cheaper. Right now it is similar to a taxi. We need scooter docks so they are mostly charging not just littering the streets
John Cena is looking good 😊, it was nice of him to interview Russell Howard.
haha, hoooleeelyyy!
A strap is what you hit a horse with to get going
wells awkward strap hits
Hahahahaha ... hilarious AF. Totally as funny as the Matt and Jerry show. Actually, it's just like the Matt and Jerry show. I wonder why? Stretch your humour into 7 Sharp. That'd be the shit. Subversion is the new black. 1:12 hahaha ... also that 'dark web' joke. Vunderbar!!!
Unless, like so many other creatures in the world, the pelican used to exist in Denmark but is now extinct?
I wonder what Russell would make of Newsboy?
Same thing we did tall ,goofy, and classic nz dry humor
Bad coffee in NZ...America is 10 times worse ☕️😟
can I "sit"?
Jono and Ben are just as funny if not funnier 😁
it's incredibly important for people to talk about some random persons mind numbing drivel, but any political topic definitely needs to have it's comment section locked. thanks 1news
Along with the rife ageism, appalling employment market and zero prospects. I made a huge mistake coming to NZ and after 6 miserable years I am finally getting back to civilisation and real prospects. I cannot wait to NOT be bombarded with the never ending dissatisfaction of life in NZ.
Goodbye and good riddance.
Aotearoa doesn't suit everyone.
That's on you for staying that long and being misrable but all the best wherever you end up.
Haere ra!
Sounds like you just wanted citizenship.
Who😂😂😂😂
russell was cool till he platformed that bigotted wha quit jordan peterson
Cringe .
What do people find funny about him?
Someone pease let me know...
I think you need to look inside, not outside for that answer Bro...
Comedy is subjective
What do people find funny in top NZ comics? ….are there any!?
@@Fsrjtyttzma I agree I always thought our comedians were a bit lame,maybe Billy t james ,Peter Rowly,Dave Mcfay and John Gatsby were not to bad but the was a long time ago
People who have a sense of humour will find him funny, those who don't, will wonder.
Who cares