If the right and the left were the same, then you could just pick either, but they are opposite and thus complementary. Go read Heraclitus (or about him since all we have are fragments) if you think opposites can't coexist.
If you ignore a lot of inconvenient shit, yes, the horseshoe theory is right. It's the same tactic used by modern conservatives who call themselves liberals.
Auto-translate says “I don’t like people who look different from me” is “But I can’t stand Ham’s descendants *Bible Theory*” so they might not even be real translations
@@aquatintedchan, they are real, albeit with some creative liberties. Still, translators did a good job, the words decently rhyme and it's clear that some thought went behind the lyrics Edit: The line "Ham's descendants" refers to a racist theory used in the past as a justification for slavery. Basically, Nazbol hates black people
Hey Jreg, I just want to thank you for your art. I feel like you're putting so much of what we've been thinking and absorbing into a format that does not give us any easy answers. We gotta think for ourselves, and have compassion for others (aside from those filthy centrists). Nazbol gang.
@@meganaxelia Jreg liked his comment.I think that this gives him an automatic pass👍.I wish someday he could like one of my comments too😤.Probably all of the people in the comments wish that.
@Andrea Yeah, Le Hi and Stern gang are among the most chameleon ideology, Zionism in it's conceptions and development are somehow being Schrodinger centrist and anti-centrist at the same time
A T I have just invented totalitarian marshmallow centrism, it is where the state enforces a universally centrist opinion by force, failure to adhere results in being burned with a flaming marshmallow.
Actually, this is not a contradictory philosophy. Nazism is an Authoritarian Right-Wing (Culturally) Left-Wing (economically) ideology Marxism-Leninism is an Authoritarian Left-Wing (Culturally) Far-Left (economically) ideology Combine them, you get: NazBol is an Authoritarian Right-Wing (Culturally) Far-Left (economically) ideology This could actually be combined in the opposite way, but then you'd just get a moderately left-wing culturally and economically, which would just be a slightly socialist egalitarian-based ideology which is not uncommon. You see how NazBol is not contradictory?
@@user-qn5ku7gs3rexataly this, also others persons are covert to her ideas( its not me a strassenist, um just sayn than the stressanism principal ideas is create after the long Knight night)
@@younggamer7218of course it exists. The entire third position movement is just a continuation of strasserism and national bolshevism is just the most edgelord version of strasserism which is why natbol ideology doesn't make sense outside of the context of russia
Think of it as a fetish. No one considers themselves "authoritarian." There are Americans and Chinese both who think the other is "oppressed" and they are "free."They're both correct. Some people are Tops, some Bottoms. Some fetishize fairness, some fetishize structure, some fetishize materialism, some fetishize esoteric abstracts, myths and traits.
@@tonylawson2222 Well authoritarians usually have an "in group" of people. It's usually their rights they care about, and nobody else's. A lot of them use faulty logic to justify still calling themselves freedom fighters.
@@anarchistjesus7354 Imagine if such a group of people were exiled to somewhere uninhabited by humans, like another planet or a satellite in orbit. Then, everything but their "in group" *really would be* a hostile "other." Space is cold and unforgiving. The problem is that *they want the fight.* That's the fetish they want to guide their lives: "Us vs. Everything." It isn't my kink. It probably isn't a healthy kink even in its less extreme iterations. While we're at it, the way their tribes are structured hierarchically can be looked at as a bdsm polycule. They all defer to common "daddy"s.
@@roundduck7005 There's plenty of fashy tg channels. I don't know if there's one specifically dedicated to Mosley though. Telegram seems like they might be caving to antifa censorship like everyone else though, which sucks.
@@a_random_person_ This means that russian nazbols are the best, and Dugin, the most powerful of them all! (If you don't know, who Dugin is - th-cam.com/video/sl2--OHvxK4/w-d-xo.html )
Hey Jreg, I have two friends who already know about your channel, so now they’ll hopefully understand my political ideology. You see, one of my friends is the naz in nazbol, the other one is the bol. Hopefully now they’ll understand my stillbirth of a political ideology.
EDIT: found lyrics: My name is Little Naz Little NazBol Hitler and Stalin are both my bros I want equality but not for the jews Equality for me But not for you The leftists call me fascist The rightists call me commie And honestly they're both right Got a bit of the two in me Culturally right Economically left But please crush me with the state Oh baby please crush me to death Andrew Yang is NazBol Gang Yang is NazBol Gang Everything is NazBol Gang It's all NazBol gang I spend to much time obline I love dictators of all kind I love the taste of boots on my Fuckin' face please stomp on mine Canada is NazBol Gang Switzerland is NazBol Gang Everything is NazBol Gang Everyone is NazBol Gang The Nazis call me Cuck The Commies call me Fash There's no home for me No I'll never make a splash I'm just a lonely Naz I'm just a NazBol I'm two parts of one whole I'm just a lonely Naz I'm just a NazBol I fell down the rabbit hole One part Nazi One part Commie What even am I Who made this of me One part Nazi One part Commie What even am I Who made this of me I like the Commie's Economy I don't like people who look different from me Communism had a lot of good ideas Except for the part where we don't commit genocide They say I prove Horseshoe Theory I say Horseshoe Theory proves me Equality but just for me (I believe this unironcally) Can't nobody tell me nothing They can't tell me nothin' Can't nobody tell me nothing They can't tell me nothin'
This is why they don’t let me pick the songs at parties anymore
Damn they still let you go to parties after you picked this?
You're going to the wrong parties
Why?
Relatable
come to my party🎉
Some gay black dude made a parody of your song
Disavow o/
How can you parod a parody
what's the name of the video?
What is the name of the video
@@Bane_Diesel "old town road"
"I'm just two parts of one whole"
ARE YOU IMPLYING HORSESHOE THEORY IS REAL, CENTRIST?
No wonder the song involves doing stuff with a horse... I hope to god the horse isn’t centrist.
That's it I'm getting my gulag gas molotov nuke
If the right and the left were the same, then you could just pick either, but they are opposite and thus complementary.
Go read Heraclitus (or about him since all we have are fragments) if you think opposites can't coexist.
If you ignore a lot of inconvenient shit, yes, the horseshoe theory is right. It's the same tactic used by modern conservatives who call themselves liberals.
1:41
I think we all feel for the guitarist.
Hey,.. Nobody can't tell him nothing.. I'ma jus saying 🙄😂🤣😂
@@eljestLiv I think the person is a girl, but the voice does get masculine every once in a while...
@Graig Simmonette same
Issa dude.
description has channel link
To be fair, I don't think jregs wants to be in jregs videos anymore either
StablizdBlodd 5 men in a man
@@rubemcorreia7988 no homo
I’d like your comment, but it already has the perfect number of likes.
@@hamhawk2401 836?
Lennart Petersen when I said that, it was 666
Nazbols: _"I'm not a Fascist! Some of my best friends are Communist!"_
They get to be hated by both fascists and communists, it's beautiful.
Nazbol=bolshevism+egoism
@@evrazistcrusader Doesn't make sense.
Me, unironically.
TypowJanusz nazbol with egoist characteristics?
Centrists: "Nationalists and communists are exactly the same."
Nazbols: "Yes."
It just got more true than before
Assad has his own nazbol gang now even though communism is an anti nationalist ideology
Not all nationalists in history were communists but all real communists in history were nationalists.
@@simoneidson21 national bolshevism is not marxist socilaism
@@simoneidson21 Marx could be considered a nazbol by modern standards
"Stalin is senpai but Hitler-chan is just UwU
-weird ass nazbol, 2019"
-evil centrist fencesitter, 2019
@Oilen , lemme take a totally not changed in any way quote from the entire country of Japan, from about 1904.
"How about I don't, anyways?"
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK WHO SAID UWU FURRIES ARE THE JEWS.
Umm, Weird A. Nazbol according to Evil Centrist, you dummy.
Yeah, just put on boobs big enough to kill all centrists and yeah... That's true.
Very good, my anti-centrist comrade.
this but unironicaly
sounds like something i would promote
sad chɨll Checkmark spotted.
Bro your the last person i expected to be here, but still, u make great content
Your channel is awesome. That’s it
13 K
when you pick alliance with the USSR in hoi4
Wrong comment section
@@hanz2904 what do you mean?
@@hanz2904 SDSM is the only thing gayer then Tito
@@decade0240 not a HOI 4 meme oof.
Berlin - Moscow Axis bois. The Unholy Alliance!
I love how the subtitles are available in Chinese and Russian
It should be available on German and Italian .
Auto-translate says “I don’t like people who look different from me” is “But I can’t stand Ham’s descendants *Bible Theory*” so they might not even be real translations
Funny how both communism and fascism are forbidden in Russia.
@@aquatintedchan, they are real, albeit with some creative liberties. Still, translators did a good job, the words decently rhyme and it's clear that some thought went behind the lyrics
Edit: The line "Ham's descendants" refers to a racist theory used in the past as a justification for slavery. Basically, Nazbol hates black people
For some reason Jreg in r*ssian knows "who made this of [him]", instead saying "I won't forget who did this to me"
The Kulaks did 911
Bush did the holdomor.
@@AL-sd7uz The serbs did Blieburg.
This but unironically
@@lukatomas9465 Bleiburg was deserved
No capitalists did 9/11
Nazbols are the truly oppressed people of this world
No, it's gamers
@@itztrendz5282 No, it's Patrick.
@@itztrendz5282 Gamer nazbols*
Gamer Nazbols with they/them pronouns*
Antifa hates them. That's how I know Antifa are centrists.
That moment when you realize that Jreg is Unironically a good singer
@BAA4002 English/Español 41 people seem to disagree with you
@BAA4002 English/Español nah bro no centrism here
@BAA4002 English/Español That almost qualifies as civil dialogue. Someone's smoking Centrism 'round here and I'm going to find it!
Monroe Corp wow remember we have to keep this alliance around till at least when all the centrists are dead once that is completed then purge away
BAA4002 the way i see it, theres no difference between him being a good singer, and a bad singer
Hey Jreg, I just want to thank you for your art. I feel like you're putting so much of what we've been thinking and absorbing into a format that does not give us any easy answers. We gotta think for ourselves, and have compassion for others (aside from those filthy centrists). Nazbol gang.
Jake "ISRAEL" Herman
I don think you get to be in Nazbol gang my dude
@@meganaxelia Jreg liked his comment.I think that this gives him an automatic pass👍.I wish someday he could like one of my comments too😤.Probably all of the people in the comments wish that.
Please dont circumcise me
@Andrea Yeah, Le Hi and Stern gang are among the most chameleon ideology, Zionism in it's conceptions and development are somehow being Schrodinger centrist and anti-centrist at the same time
I like how uncomfortable the guitar player looks.
at the beginning
Jreg I don't think I want to be in your videos anymore.
"All [people] are equal, but some [people] are more equal from others."
-Animal Farm
Equality is directly proportional to the distance between your finger and the trigger of a gun.
-[People] Farm.
So Orwell was Anarcho-nazbol
@@gnas1897 this but unironically, he was a socialist but also a racist
@@nunkatsu a racist social Democrat who wrote anti authoritarian books. I feel cognitive dissonance.
Nazbol: for those whose Russian accent ends up sounding a bit German
Sounds like alt-centrism with extra steps.
Nah, the totalitarism is what makes him non centrist.
maybe the nazbol was the radical centrists we made along the way
A T I have just invented totalitarian marshmallow centrism, it is where the state enforces a universally centrist opinion by force, failure to adhere results in being burned with a flaming marshmallow.
It’s reverse centrism where you lie right between both ends of the horseshoe.
I just realized that Napoleon from Animal Farm is a Nazbol. "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."
To some degree, this is how communism manifest itself whether it's supporters debt that or not.
You know that Napoleon is Just a Metapher for Stalin right?
@@leobastian_ and snowball is trotskyism
@@leobastian_ STALIN IS NAZBOL GANG?!
George Orwell is Nazbol Gang
Truly the best Nazbol song I have ever heard.
Also the only one I've ever heard
/leftypol/ choir - Nazbol party, my friend
Centricide 5 has a good one.
D.B.S cabaret ?
The Nazbol Anthem is 10x better than the Soviet Anthem
Anthem of national-bolshevik party is also very good
This is the national anthem of literally everyone in victoria 2
When your reactionary party gives you more control over your industry than the socialist.
holy fucking based
People at work don't know my politics. They heard me play this and now im trying to explain that I'm not a nazi.
dont bother explaining. it doesn't work to normies
say that you're an anti-centrist.
Just tell them you are both a Nazi and a Bolshevik.
A bunch of my friends think im a nazbol because I make nazbol gang jokes every so often.
Well I mean of course you're not a Nazi. Duh. Nazis weren't communists.
This should be in a video titled "what you can do with a journalism degree"
I'm not a nazbol, I'm just a bol who is naz.
I'm not a nazbol, so stop calling me that.
get the fuck outaa hereeeee
@@JREG nazbol gang
Jreg nazbol gang
Im not a nazbol, im a strasserist, stop calling me a nazbol
Bolnaz gang
Who's here after nazbol absolutely destroyed horseshoe centrist?
NAZBOL GANG!!!!!!!
I am..
me
Me. :)
Me
this is playing on loop somewhere in the back of my mind at all times
Germany and Russia when they signed the Molotov Ribbentrop pact be like:
THANK YOU THANK YOU . I WAS GOING CRAZY HAVEING TO GO TO THE END OF THAT VID EVERY TIME I WANTED TO HEAR THIS SONG . THANK YOU !!!
Comrade Wojtek which one
whit robertson “comeing out as a nazbol “
"Except for the part where we don't commit genocide"
*Crimean Tatars glaring in the distance*
Lol but it wasn't really ideological
I mean, they were buddy-buddy with hitler in WW2, they gambled wrong there aren't they?
@@mikeoxsmal8022 Well the ability to purge people who you don't like is kinda goes hand to hand with stalinist state, so...
@@Ivan-qf4mt no they weren't there was always High tension, the nazi were always going to invade, it was to bye time
@@iojgoroyes, but isn't genocide, no it isnt a hard stretch to arrive at. it really is down to the communist and how nationalist there are
Yeah this checks out.
“I believe this unironically”
Workers of my blood unite!
Actually, this is not a contradictory philosophy.
Nazism is an Authoritarian Right-Wing (Culturally) Left-Wing (economically) ideology
Marxism-Leninism is an Authoritarian Left-Wing (Culturally) Far-Left (economically) ideology
Combine them, you get:
NazBol is an Authoritarian Right-Wing (Culturally) Far-Left (economically) ideology
This could actually be combined in the opposite way, but then you'd just get a moderately left-wing culturally and economically, which would just be a slightly socialist egalitarian-based ideology which is not uncommon.
You see how NazBol is not contradictory?
THIS SONG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NAZBOL GANG
THIS SONG IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NAZBOL GANG
We all underestimated him back then. Who could have predicted that our Lil Nazbol will be the one to defeat the powerful Horseshoe Centrist...
I think the worst part is that as a strasserist this pretty much sums up my mental state. "I fell down the rabbit hole"
Dear god you still exists. I thought all strasserists died in the night of long knives. How old are you even?
@@younggamer7218 no Otto strasser didn't die like his brother
@@user-qn5ku7gs3rexataly this, also others persons are covert to her ideas( its not me a strassenist, um just sayn than the stressanism principal ideas is create after the long Knight night)
@@abshiqeujrfo6671 I see
@@younggamer7218of course it exists. The entire third position movement is just a continuation of strasserism and national bolshevism is just the most edgelord version of strasserism which is why natbol ideology doesn't make sense outside of the context of russia
Im afraid jreg is one of those guys that just want to do music but are too scared to
Nazbol sounds like nazgul, the wraith kings that seek the one ring. Coincidence?
They are simply the heralds of The Anarchotheonazbol.
Nazgul is national gulagism
Equal distribution of boots under nazbolania
What if the molotov-ribbentropp pact was never dissolved: the song?
i love how this song is just a very long greeting
I love how you incorporated stuff from your old vids into centricide
"I believe this unironically."
Jreg, 5.7.2019
and here I come again, unironically listening to it
Why I'm unironically listening it? 😢😢
coming back to this considering the recent drama truly is an experience like no other
huh?
@@shipclip1092 lil nas x is currently experiencing drama from alt-right people for making a music video that is “satanic”
@@alexhunter6225 Huh. How does that affect this video?
@@shipclip1092 it’s just kind of funny considering nazbols are half authleft
@@alexhunter6225 the alt-right is idiotic
I Googled Nasbol, your video showed up.
This man is running for mayor of ottowa
The Molotov-Ribenntron Pact was the best thing to happen to nazbols and Barbarossa the worst.
0:10...that’s when she realized she didn’t know what she signed up for
The guitarist is actually a he. His name is Liam.
No way @@francisknives2099
Why are the vocals more passionate then the original song
the auto-generated captions thought Lil' Nazbol was saying either "naspo gang" or "Nashville gang"
Everyone is Nashville gang
Another one is Ness whole gang
And the guy actually was never in his videos again
OrchidAlloy He has a second channel called Greg Guevara, he uploads sometimes?
Press 2 for Everything is Nazbol Gang
Press 3 for Nazbol Gang
Press 4 for Na-azbol!
Finally.. a song I can play near the campfire
This guy is gonna keep me entertained all the way towards election days xDD
His election, for the supreme leader!
Greg for emperor of Earth 2020.
i like that the only subtitles on this are in russian, and chinese
КИТАЙ НАЦБОЛЬСКИЙ
If I ever become an Authoritarian it'll probably be Jregs fault for making it seem so cool.
Think of it as a fetish.
No one considers themselves "authoritarian." There are Americans and Chinese both who think the other is "oppressed" and they are "free."They're both correct.
Some people are Tops, some Bottoms. Some fetishize fairness, some fetishize structure, some fetishize materialism, some fetishize esoteric abstracts, myths and traits.
@@tonylawson2222 Well authoritarians usually have an "in group" of people. It's usually their rights they care about, and nobody else's. A lot of them use faulty logic to justify still calling themselves freedom fighters.
@@anarchistjesus7354
Imagine if such a group of people were exiled to somewhere uninhabited by humans, like another planet or a satellite in orbit.
Then, everything but their "in group" *really would be* a hostile "other." Space is cold and unforgiving.
The problem is that *they want the fight.* That's the fetish they want to guide their lives: "Us vs. Everything."
It isn't my kink. It probably isn't a healthy kink even in its less extreme iterations.
While we're at it, the way their tribes are structured hierarchically can be looked at as a bdsm polycule. They all defer to common "daddy"s.
@SlimyKlerburt Well technically it's both.
@@anarchistjesus7354i, a authoritarean right: yes, os very cool.. i guess
Jreg your videos are so entertaining to watch bro. Pretty underrated
Whoah you actually have friends
"The Nazbol empire will rise again!" Wait a minute.....
I just now realized that this song is about Lil’ Nazbol, and the singer of Old Town Road is named Lil Nas... I feel dumb and smart at the same time.
Unironically better than old town road.
agreed
@user-mt2yc3uk3y if you watch jreg in the year of our Lord 2023 you need to sort your shit out
...and we never heard from the guitarist again.
"The commies had a lot of good ideas except for the part where they don't commit genocide"
uhhh
@@roundduck7005 who's we, bro?
@@TomorrowWeLive
You're a mosliete as well, aren't you?
@@roundduck7005 There's plenty of fashy tg channels. I don't know if there's one specifically dedicated to Mosley though. Telegram seems like they might be caving to antifa censorship like everyone else though, which sucks.
They never did...And Pol was nazbol
*laughs in holodomor*
I love how the two non-automated subtitles are Chinese and Russian
nazbol party existed in russia
This is much to edgy for a wholesome Monarchist like myself
The world's most marginalised group...
#NazbolLivesMatter
you are quickly becoming my favourite youtuber
Imagine being liked by literally no one
@@mnm1273 oh snap havent heard that one half a dozen times. Get some better material
At least someone’s giving Yang a platform😔👌
this hits different after centricide 5
As a Pole, I've always wondered why is this even a meme. One of our two dominant political parties is straight-up nazbol-lite.
"Except the part they don't commit genocide."
Stalin: *Doubt*
@@Gnomelander1400 Holocaust deniers? Armenian genocide deniers? Literally Japan
Starlin, mao and nicolau ceaçur and pol pot: Im a home for you?
What of the anarco-Nazbol's
the state is run by judeo-capitalists so it must be removed
When you fall into both rabbit holes at the same time
A leg in both rabbit holes... Then when you bend your knees, you find they're connected.
...now you're stuck in this position.
Send help plz.
*Subtitles:*
Chinese
Rusian
English (auto generated)
“Where do you see yourself doing when your older”
Great required reading, I got a seizure. Thank you, Jreg.
Surprised Nazbols are just considered a meme their policies make sense
Thats how you win
Pov you're singing this out loud in public, and you hear the fbi:
Да здравствует Александр Гельевич Дугин, великий русский вождь!
לא יודע מה זה אומר אבל זה מאוד משכנע
@@a_random_person_ This means that russian nazbols are the best, and Dugin, the most powerful of them all!
(If you don't know, who Dugin is - th-cam.com/video/sl2--OHvxK4/w-d-xo.html )
"associated with communism"
Russophobes use that excuse, to get rid of Cyrillic script altogether.
Лимонов>Дугин
a sick nothing, truly a loathsome creature. Harder to read too lol
Played this in the college campus, for some reason nobody likes me anymore.
*ITS HAPPENING! OMG!*
ty Jreg :) ty
edit: also I love how im not even nazbol, but that song was too good, ty for extending it
Hey Jreg, I have two friends who already know about your channel, so now they’ll hopefully understand my political ideology. You see, one of my friends is the naz in nazbol, the other one is the bol. Hopefully now they’ll understand my stillbirth of a political ideology.
the hill be like: yeah dis me actually unironically
EDIT: found lyrics:
My name is Little Naz
Little NazBol
Hitler and Stalin are both my bros
I want equality but not for the jews
Equality for me
But not for you
The leftists call me fascist
The rightists call me commie
And honestly they're both right
Got a bit of the two in me
Culturally right
Economically left
But please crush me with the state
Oh baby please crush me to death
Andrew Yang is NazBol Gang
Yang is NazBol Gang
Everything is NazBol Gang
It's all NazBol gang
I spend to much time obline
I love dictators of all kind
I love the taste of boots on my
Fuckin' face please stomp on mine
Canada is NazBol Gang
Switzerland is NazBol Gang
Everything is NazBol Gang
Everyone is NazBol Gang
The Nazis call me Cuck
The Commies call me Fash
There's no home for me
No I'll never make a splash
I'm just a lonely Naz
I'm just a NazBol
I'm two parts of one whole
I'm just a lonely Naz
I'm just a NazBol
I fell down the rabbit hole
One part Nazi
One part Commie
What even am I
Who made this of me
One part Nazi
One part Commie
What even am I
Who made this of me
I like the Commie's Economy
I don't like people who look different from me
Communism had a lot of good ideas
Except for the part where we don't commit genocide
They say I prove Horseshoe Theory
I say Horseshoe Theory proves me
Equality but just for me
(I believe this unironcally)
Can't nobody tell me nothing
They can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothing
They can't tell me nothin'
A shame this isn't on Spotify
liking watamote is a thoughtcrime
"That's catchy" -guitarist, 2019
JREG is the Paul Revere of this modern age. You told us the nazbols were coming.
I wonder what his neighbors think
pls upload this to spotify jreg
I literally couldn't sleep last night because this song kept replaying in my head, I think I am losing control of my life.
so is this what happens after centricide 5
Guys I figured it out. Nazbols are clearly Polish.
Why is this a banger
This is unironically better than the original version.😐
Richard Nixon is Nazbol gang
This feels a rucka parody
i love ur pfp
2:09 That's quite a big nose you got there, Jreg. Or should I call you, Jewreg!!
Can't stop listening to it
I see that ad at the end 🙄🙄
Congrats mate!
Or the TH-cam Overlords (praise them) just haven't found out about the video yet