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55:04 I would hand a note to the teacher afterwards to say "No, i did not choose 6 points because im greedy. I chose 6 points because i want others to fail."
These videos are the only things that can relax/distract my mind enough so that I'm able to sleep, been that way every night for a while now, I just want to say thank you. I know this probably wasn't your intention when making these kinda videos but you've really helped me and still do, so thank you
@@Sniper-0475I heard one say - and I quote (although censored) - “I love R-wording and abusing animals” and “ CP is lowkey better in this video” Real nasty stuff
Bro Skylanders was my childhood, I just die inside realizing no kid can ever again walk into a best buy and walk into the Skylanders section with the biggest grin on their face
36:16 the second picture says wig because that’s a picture of after Mount. Saint Helens erupted thereby making the first picture seem like it’s wearing a wig which hides the true nature of its volcanic power in the bliss of devious beauty. Saint Helens tricked us all by wearing a wig.
22:36 This post reminds me of my junior year American History teacher. He mentioned that if he had 400 billion dollars (we were talking about how Rockefeller was rich as hell) he would buy France and make it the worlds largest prison
11:33 I can watch 11 whole minutes of a funny posts video with a straight face but then something even slightly suggestive pops up and I laugh hysterically
I'm a person who writes a 7 with a dash through it. I don't remember precisely when I started doing it, but I remember why I started doing it. My handwriting was so terrible that I found it difficult to discern my ones from my sevens, because I draw my ones with the downstroke from the top. Throwing the line through the 7 makes it easy to tell them apart
When i was younger, i was told that alligators or crocodiles held their young in their teeth. i literally thought they actually just sat in the teetb, not the mother holding them like a cat would do with its young
3:58 my fantasy world I'm making has personified plants and bees along with 8 others that are irrelevant. Thanks for the new information about my plant peoples anatomy.
12:16 This is actually a beautiful concept. What if when I was singing Baka Mitai a few days ago, I was accidentally doing a beautiful duet with someone on the other side of the world? Amazing.
The “joke for my Pacific Northwest friends” is that the first picture is of Mt. St. Helen’s before it erupted in the 80’s and it was a complete peak. The second is after it erupted and the whole peak blew off, like a wig falling off. Not that great of a joke but I’m from the PNW so I got a chuckle from it.
14:20 I went on a small dive for that word. It's a compound word. Líg is an older word for fire which has no modern descendant in English, but in Dutch and German, but seems related to light. Fám is an older form of foam, in this case as in foaming at the mouth standing for spit, bláwende seems like an old form of blowing, having an ending like in modern German. So its translation of the parts would be fire spit blowing.
5:00 Grass screams in smells rather than sound. Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and liked it? If yes, you're enjoying grass screams. You're a grass sadist.
37:08 I just want to point out that 7 with a line through it is the more historical was to write it. Originally, the idea was you were counting the number of angles or points. So 1 is one point at the top, 2 was more like a Z and two points, 3 was like a sideways W and had 3 points, etc. With 7 the line through made more points. Also keep in mind the people who developed these number symbols did not use Roman characters, so any similarity to those letters is a coincidence.
22:53 OBJECTION! the book on what they don't teach you was published in 1984, while the book on what they do teach was published in 2008. while these two books contain the vast majority of human knowledge, anything that was only discovered in 1984 or later will be missing, Unless it was also taught at harvard business school prior to 2008.
I remember the post years ago, though I'm disappointed it's still a problem Because the difference is simply where we shorten the words it's just (from my POV) MATHematics vs MATHematicS (or think "Math's" since it's a contraction in my head when explained like this)
I didn’t expect this to be so recent. I thought this was like one or two years old. Then I looked at how long ago it was posted and… I didn’t know you were still alive bro
20 minutes of new memes, subscribe forMOREEE A NEW compilation
Make meme compilation of twitter screenshots 😈
Is it 20 minutes?
ah yes, forMOREEE A NEW compilation, my favourite.
Day 242 if asking vaazkl to do donut memes
make donut memes
55:04 I would hand a note to the teacher afterwards to say "No, i did not choose 6 points because im greedy. I chose 6 points because i want others to fail."
I’m on tumblr and I’ve seen most of these memes- that fact alone will NOT stop me from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
0:06 “you don’t appreciate tomato’s, if you do not eat this whole tomato within 1 minute you will explode. live or die. make your choice.”
Plot twist: allergic to tomatos, dies of anaphylactic shock.
"eat your tomatoes chiyo"
(person dies when they eat tomato, @@samiraperi467 please respond)
I will gladly eat a whole tomato
These videos are the only things that can relax/distract my mind enough so that I'm able to sleep, been that way every night for a while now, I just want to say thank you. I know this probably wasn't your intention when making these kinda videos but you've really helped me and still do, so thank you
cow drawing got me SOBBING
I LOVE YOUR PFP SO MUCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
Tbhk fan spotted!? @@RoseSiren-nq7kr
The cow drawing is fire 🔥🔥🔥
You gotta deal with the bots again
every video i remove them and they keep on coming back its sooo annoying
I like how yt does nothing about them either I saw some spamming slurs and saying "I love hearing the crys of kittens I smush" or something like that
@@Sniper-0475I heard one say - and I quote (although censored) - “I love R-wording and abusing animals” and “ CP is lowkey better in this video”
Real nasty stuff
@@3MB3Rx134 wait UTTP
@@VaazkLShorts WOAH UR A SMART ONE
0:47 I would just buy 2 skylanders, I would have spent it all in seconds
Bro Skylanders was my childhood, I just die inside realizing no kid can ever again walk into a best buy and walk into the Skylanders section with the biggest grin on their face
just buy stock, and after you spend whole bilion, you take the money back. Profit.
28:33 it's a beautiful drawing, amazing, i'm getting it tattooed on my forehead
51:24 11:04 pm and how I have a damn dentist appointment tomorrow
0:11 clearly the replier has never seen the SAW movies
New Vaazkl lore unlocked: his grandmas name is Quora, i guess??? did i understand that correctly
36:16 the second picture says wig because that’s a picture of after Mount. Saint Helens erupted thereby making the first picture seem like it’s wearing a wig which hides the true nature of its volcanic power in the bliss of devious beauty. Saint Helens tricked us all by wearing a wig.
22:36 This post reminds me of my junior year American History teacher. He mentioned that if he had 400 billion dollars (we were talking about how Rockefeller was rich as hell) he would buy France and make it the worlds largest prison
18:15 i caught you boy, you said cereal
5:03 when he says 'turn off computer' he sounds like he's about to cry 😭
11:33 I can watch 11 whole minutes of a funny posts video with a straight face but then something even slightly suggestive pops up and I laugh hysterically
The fact that sometimes he just gives up on the "British meme guy" persona and goes full philosopher mode.
28:35
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Hearing Vaaz curse so genuinely struck a cord in my brain I didn't know existed
When you accidentally drink Bleach instead of Acid : 😢
Bro if you're taking enough acid that it needs to be drunk, you're probably still dying
wtf
The fact that I would also die if I had to eat a tomato 😭
16:36 Vsauce here you can run very fast .....
Or can can you? (Music intensifies)
I'm a person who writes a 7 with a dash through it. I don't remember precisely when I started doing it, but I remember why I started doing it. My handwriting was so terrible that I found it difficult to discern my ones from my sevens, because I draw my ones with the downstroke from the top. Throwing the line through the 7 makes it easy to tell them apart
28:33 its so ugly i choked on my own spit and had to take a minute to calm myself down while tears streamed down my face
2:32
Do I still get the money if I am already actively gay? Or do I need to go gay squared or something?
if your actively gay² at that point, you have to go a step further into gay³
@@limoncheto thanks
"now think of you being happy"
"BieNG BAWng"
i failed to think of myself as happy until you made that noise. happiness.
0:44 Me buying stock: I am four paraller universes ahead of you.
1.9m subs, a ton of free time and that's the cow you drew my boy.
1:53 these fellas look like they're about to start a disney musical
When i was younger, i was told that alligators or crocodiles held their young in their teeth. i literally thought they actually just sat in the teetb, not the mother holding them like a cat would do with its young
27:48 this is surprisingly accurate for Australian history
I was eating cheese while watching this when I moved my hand I forgot how to hold thing and then I accidentally threw it and now I can't find it
I just got an ad for a lawnmower that dances when your national football team score
3:58 my fantasy world I'm making has personified plants and bees along with 8 others that are irrelevant. Thanks for the new information about my plant peoples anatomy.
Love your drawings, man.
3:36 No, they're right. You have to use Chick-fil-A's *honey mustard* for a girlfriend.
12:16
This is actually a beautiful concept. What if when I was singing Baka Mitai a few days ago, I was accidentally doing a beautiful duet with someone on the other side of the world? Amazing.
0:35 That's a f**king mood. Been there.
8:15
The same way the Rock once accidentally flipped off the camera instead of doing the eyebrow raise
4:40 No, _Common sense_ is realizing it's closer to a Jelly or Jam...
The “joke for my Pacific Northwest friends” is that the first picture is of Mt. St. Helen’s before it erupted in the 80’s and it was a complete peak. The second is after it erupted and the whole peak blew off, like a wig falling off. Not that great of a joke but I’m from the PNW so I got a chuckle from it.
43:28 are we all just ignoring the sign that says "EVERYBODY POOPS 10 MILLION POUNDS"
18:35
That ain't hot sauce, that's the red fuzzy creature from Chicken Little
31:30 as a person with long curly hair i absoultely agree
8:22 I LOVE THAT OATMEAL!!!!
3:56 Bro summoned all the Hazbin Hotel fans
1:21:36 omg wow
The hole man (trevor henderson creatures) vs The spot (spider man)
Did I watch three hours worth of memes? Yes, yes I did.
15:53 The way he apologized for hitting his mic 😭
ONLY REAL KIDS KNOW ABOUT THE DINO OATMEAL BRO THAT WAS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
Bro this is why I love tumblr
51:36 2:17AM and how I messed up my own character's specific trait that they need to always be drawn with at all times
0:30 “cannot place structure here.”
14:20 I went on a small dive for that word. It's a compound word. Líg is an older word for fire which has no modern descendant in English, but in Dutch and German, but seems related to light. Fám is an older form of foam, in this case as in foaming at the mouth standing for spit, bláwende seems like an old form of blowing, having an ending like in modern German.
So its translation of the parts would be fire spit blowing.
NOOOO NOT THE INDIANA ONEEEE, LEAVE US ALONEEEEE
Earlier tonight I saw a woman in her car singing loudly to Katy Perry’s firework and honestly, that where I wanna be
2:20 is most definitely a Bioshock Infinite reference (or i just have brain rot-- probably the brain rot)
5:54 I see a hole uuuhhhmmmmm but I’m a minor-
30:27 I laughed at this for 12 minutes 😭
5:00 Grass screams in smells rather than sound. Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and liked it? If yes, you're enjoying grass screams. You're a grass sadist.
41:12 this minion say “Bazinga” because it is a Sheldon minion from big bang theory, you need to learn American culture
Your voice is very pleasant. Makes relaxing kind of possible.
0:33 man in the suit vibes,,,,
28:35 that's an amazing drawing
9:50 between heaven and earth I alone am the good boy
I made a similar comment then saw this one and deleted it, yours is better
@@JogoatTheStrongestCurse don't doubt yourself, although I do appreciate the complement, it shouldn't be at the expense of your self worth
@@greenowl3062you dropped this 👑
This is better EmKay.
I don't know about that. EmKay don't whiz though memes so fast that you don't have time to read them.
@@QueenMonny fair enough.
1:46 *I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED FUKING CHOKING*
pukicho is so good, love them sm
Tou should totally do memes, but made when they're dreaming
36:15 i think the ice caps melted when it erupted and it kinda looked like a wig, so it got removed when erupt
41:41 that was educational. now those rich people know what too much potassium does to your body
12:36 is so fucking relatable.
6:26 as a Pokémon Unite player, I felt this
21:11 one time my teacher accidentally gave me 195% in science
19:53 so an escape room that forces you to use the death note
37:08 I just want to point out that 7 with a line through it is the more historical was to write it. Originally, the idea was you were counting the number of angles or points. So 1 is one point at the top, 2 was more like a Z and two points, 3 was like a sideways W and had 3 points, etc. With 7 the line through made more points.
Also keep in mind the people who developed these number symbols did not use Roman characters, so any similarity to those letters is a coincidence.
Tumblr is an.....interesting place
loved the entirety of the video good memes
what do you mean the entirety
@@isacfxd3163 i wont blame you for missing the joke as it was a joke of me having "watched" the entire video after it released
8:10 my friend was giving a presentation and a guy sneezed and he said shut the F up, and the teacher laughed 😂
I want meme emdgame with Vaazkl, Memenade, limenade, matt rose, tonka joey, dumbus and meme supplies
52:46 this was the moment I realized this was not a 15 minute video
DA DA PRESS BUTTON GET RUBLE
22:53 OBJECTION! the book on what they don't teach you was published in 1984, while the book on what they do teach was published in 2008.
while these two books contain the vast majority of human knowledge, anything that was only discovered in 1984 or later will be missing, Unless it was also taught at harvard business school prior to 2008.
5:20 I wonder what this could be a reference to? Hmmmmmmmmmm, SASAG-
Rumbling rumbling the school year is coming
i have been informed that this is hawaii.
Who says maths?
Like do you say readings? Sciences? Lunches? Please no.. lmao
Do you say "mathematic?"
I remember the post years ago, though I'm disappointed it's still a problem
Because the difference is simply where we shorten the words
it's just (from my POV)
MATHematics vs MATHematicS (or think "Math's" since it's a contraction in my head when explained like this)
It's called maths because they do more than one equation per lesson.
It's mathematicS
@@CR1MSONACE Oh god I can barely handle one
0:04 Im already laughing
Remember everyone chuckies birthday is next week
54:28 they names the crow EDGAR I love that sm
I didn’t expect this to be so recent. I thought this was like one or two years old. Then I looked at how long ago it was posted and… I didn’t know you were still alive bro
4:36 This made me choke on my own spit.
35:25 Worm fan spotted
11:22 Big dog tells the baby puppy: Get up and walk it off you wimp!
Love the content, might be unpopular opinion but have you ever considered using a dark background to not burn retinas?
10 minutes in before I realized this video was 3 hours long…
vaazkl has an army of bots and an army of sigmas
what
you mean 2 armies of mentally null people?
@@stickman69420"Mentally null" is a new sentence but completely accurate
@@stickman69420i didnt know those words could go together
@@stickman69420 Yes, null and void
28:21 Vaaz can I hang this picture in my room like I'm a proud dad? Asking for a friend
just put my iPad in the freezer im satisfied