55:04 I would hand a note to the teacher afterwards to say "No, i did not choose 6 points because im greedy. I chose 6 points because i want others to fail."
These videos are the only things that can relax/distract my mind enough so that I'm able to sleep, been that way every night for a while now, I just want to say thank you. I know this probably wasn't your intention when making these kinda videos but you've really helped me and still do, so thank you
@@Sniper-0475I heard one say - and I quote (although censored) - “I love R-wording and abusing animals” and “ CP is lowkey better in this video” Real nasty stuff
Bro Skylanders was my childhood, I just die inside realizing no kid can ever again walk into a best buy and walk into the Skylanders section with the biggest grin on their face
36:16 the second picture says wig because that’s a picture of after Mount. Saint Helens erupted thereby making the first picture seem like it’s wearing a wig which hides the true nature of its volcanic power in the bliss of devious beauty. Saint Helens tricked us all by wearing a wig.
3:58 my fantasy world I'm making has personified plants and bees along with 8 others that are irrelevant. Thanks for the new information about my plant peoples anatomy.
When i was younger, i was told that alligators or crocodiles held their young in their teeth. i literally thought they actually just sat in the teetb, not the mother holding them like a cat would do with its young
5:00 Grass screams in smells rather than sound. Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and liked it? If yes, you're enjoying grass screams. You're a grass sadist.
22:36 This post reminds me of my junior year American History teacher. He mentioned that if he had 400 billion dollars (we were talking about how Rockefeller was rich as hell) he would buy France and make it the worlds largest prison
I'm a person who writes a 7 with a dash through it. I don't remember precisely when I started doing it, but I remember why I started doing it. My handwriting was so terrible that I found it difficult to discern my ones from my sevens, because I draw my ones with the downstroke from the top. Throwing the line through the 7 makes it easy to tell them apart
14:20 I went on a small dive for that word. It's a compound word. Líg is an older word for fire which has no modern descendant in English, but in Dutch and German, but seems related to light. Fám is an older form of foam, in this case as in foaming at the mouth standing for spit, bláwende seems like an old form of blowing, having an ending like in modern German. So its translation of the parts would be fire spit blowing.
The “joke for my Pacific Northwest friends” is that the first picture is of Mt. St. Helen’s before it erupted in the 80’s and it was a complete peak. The second is after it erupted and the whole peak blew off, like a wig falling off. Not that great of a joke but I’m from the PNW so I got a chuckle from it.
11:33 I can watch 11 whole minutes of a funny posts video with a straight face but then something even slightly suggestive pops up and I laugh hysterically
22:53 OBJECTION! the book on what they don't teach you was published in 1984, while the book on what they do teach was published in 2008. while these two books contain the vast majority of human knowledge, anything that was only discovered in 1984 or later will be missing, Unless it was also taught at harvard business school prior to 2008.
the fact that you cant pronounce centaur makes me madder than i have ever been watching one of your videos. also you should a "Memes from the Comments" video.
I didn’t expect this to be so recent. I thought this was like one or two years old. Then I looked at how long ago it was posted and… I didn’t know you were still alive bro
12:16 This is actually a beautiful concept. What if when I was singing Baka Mitai a few days ago, I was accidentally doing a beautiful duet with someone on the other side of the world? Amazing.
My FIP is so out of pocket. I was just watching a video about the end of TH-camr’s careers and the last one was technoblades and now I see this funny crap and I don’t know what to feel.
8:25 weren't those made by Quaker? I remember having this oatmeal a couple times and those dino eggs seemed so cool, how do they melt perfectly from the egg to the dino?
20 minutes of new memes, subscribe forMOREEE A NEW compilation
Make meme compilation of twitter screenshots 😈
Is it 20 minutes?
ah yes, forMOREEE A NEW compilation, my favourite.
Day 242 if asking vaazkl to do donut memes
make donut memes
55:04 I would hand a note to the teacher afterwards to say "No, i did not choose 6 points because im greedy. I chose 6 points because i want others to fail."
I’m on tumblr and I’ve seen most of these memes- that fact alone will NOT stop me from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
0:06 “you don’t appreciate tomato’s, if you do not eat this whole tomato within 1 minute you will explode. live or die. make your choice.”
Plot twist: allergic to tomatos, dies of anaphylactic shock.
"eat your tomatoes chiyo"
Me, who can eat pizza, spaghetti and tomato soup, but will still not eat a whole tomato: "guess I'll die-"
(person dies when they eat tomato, @@samiraperi467 please respond)
I will gladly eat a whole tomato
0:11 clearly the replier has never seen the SAW movies
These videos are the only things that can relax/distract my mind enough so that I'm able to sleep, been that way every night for a while now, I just want to say thank you. I know this probably wasn't your intention when making these kinda videos but you've really helped me and still do, so thank you
You gotta deal with the bots again
every video i remove them and they keep on coming back its sooo annoying
I like how yt does nothing about them either I saw some spamming slurs and saying "I love hearing the crys of kittens I smush" or something like that
@@Sniper-0475I heard one say - and I quote (although censored) - “I love R-wording and abusing animals” and “ CP is lowkey better in this video”
Real nasty stuff
@@3MB3Rx134 wait UTTP
@@VaazkLShorts WOAH UR A SMART ONE
28:33 its so ugly i choked on my own spit and had to take a minute to calm myself down while tears streamed down my face
When you accidentally drink Bleach instead of Acid : 😢
Bro if you're taking enough acid that it needs to be drunk, you're probably still dying
wtf
0:47 I would just buy 2 skylanders, I would have spent it all in seconds
Bro Skylanders was my childhood, I just die inside realizing no kid can ever again walk into a best buy and walk into the Skylanders section with the biggest grin on their face
just buy stock, and after you spend whole bilion, you take the money back. Profit.
36:16 the second picture says wig because that’s a picture of after Mount. Saint Helens erupted thereby making the first picture seem like it’s wearing a wig which hides the true nature of its volcanic power in the bliss of devious beauty. Saint Helens tricked us all by wearing a wig.
cow drawing got me SOBBING
I LOVE YOUR PFP SO MUCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
Tbhk fan spotted!? @@RoseSiren-nq7kr
28:33 it's a beautiful drawing, amazing, i'm getting it tattooed on my forehead
8:15
The same way the Rock once accidentally flipped off the camera instead of doing the eyebrow raise
2:32
Do I still get the money if I am already actively gay? Or do I need to go gay squared or something?
if your actively gay² at that point, you have to go a step further into gay³
@@limoncheto thanks
3:56 Bro summoned all the Hazbin Hotel fans
3:58 my fantasy world I'm making has personified plants and bees along with 8 others that are irrelevant. Thanks for the new information about my plant peoples anatomy.
41:12 this minion say “Bazinga” because it is a Sheldon minion from big bang theory, you need to learn American culture
16:36 Vsauce here you can run very fast .....
Or can can you? (Music intensifies)
16:17 actually relateable😂
41:41 that was educational. now those rich people know what too much potassium does to your body
The cow drawing is fire 🔥🔥🔥
When i was younger, i was told that alligators or crocodiles held their young in their teeth. i literally thought they actually just sat in the teetb, not the mother holding them like a cat would do with its young
5:00 Grass screams in smells rather than sound. Have you ever smelled freshly cut grass and liked it? If yes, you're enjoying grass screams. You're a grass sadist.
I was eating cheese while watching this when I moved my hand I forgot how to hold thing and then I accidentally threw it and now I can't find it
ONLY REAL KIDS KNOW ABOUT THE DINO OATMEAL BRO THAT WAS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
22:36 This post reminds me of my junior year American History teacher. He mentioned that if he had 400 billion dollars (we were talking about how Rockefeller was rich as hell) he would buy France and make it the worlds largest prison
I just got an ad for a lawnmower that dances when your national football team score
5:24 Attack on Titan Be like
True in some way
18:15 i caught you boy, you said cereal
The fact that I would also die if I had to eat a tomato 😭
Earlier tonight I saw a woman in her car singing loudly to Katy Perry’s firework and honestly, that where I wanna be
4:36 This made me choke on my own spit.
DA DA PRESS BUTTON GET RUBLE
21:11 one time my teacher accidentally gave me 195% in science
It's pronouced g̵̴̼͓̪̤͐ͪͭ͗̎ͅͅî̟f̡̨̛̰̹̗̥͍̭̍͗ͦ̄ͫ̄̒͑
I'm a person who writes a 7 with a dash through it. I don't remember precisely when I started doing it, but I remember why I started doing it. My handwriting was so terrible that I found it difficult to discern my ones from my sevens, because I draw my ones with the downstroke from the top. Throwing the line through the 7 makes it easy to tell them apart
5:03 when he says 'turn off computer' he sounds like he's about to cry 😭
Love the content, might be unpopular opinion but have you ever considered using a dark background to not burn retinas?
New Vaazkl lore unlocked: his grandmas name is Quora, i guess??? did i understand that correctly
54:28 they names the crow EDGAR I love that sm
42:05 my grandpa almost lost an arm to a goat
2:21 bioshock infinite says bring us the girl wipe away the debt
The hole man (trevor henderson creatures) vs The spot (spider man)
27:48 this is surprisingly accurate for Australian history
0:44 Me buying stock: I am four paraller universes ahead of you.
14:20 I went on a small dive for that word. It's a compound word. Líg is an older word for fire which has no modern descendant in English, but in Dutch and German, but seems related to light. Fám is an older form of foam, in this case as in foaming at the mouth standing for spit, bláwende seems like an old form of blowing, having an ending like in modern German.
So its translation of the parts would be fire spit blowing.
4:40 No, _Common sense_ is realizing it's closer to a Jelly or Jam...
No views in 23 seconds, that’s just fine. 😊👍
0:35 That's a f**king mood. Been there.
1.9m subs, a ton of free time and that's the cow you drew my boy.
That thumbnail was personal💀💀💀
7:34 YAY I LOVE ERGOCALCIFEROL
Muck.
9:50 between heaven and earth I alone am the good boy
I made a similar comment then saw this one and deleted it, yours is better
@@JogoatTheStrongestCurse don't doubt yourself, although I do appreciate the complement, it shouldn't be at the expense of your self worth
@@greenowl3062you dropped this 👑
46:57 I thought I was the only one
I called them combs
43:28 are we all just ignoring the sign that says "EVERYBODY POOPS 10 MILLION POUNDS"
The “joke for my Pacific Northwest friends” is that the first picture is of Mt. St. Helen’s before it erupted in the 80’s and it was a complete peak. The second is after it erupted and the whole peak blew off, like a wig falling off. Not that great of a joke but I’m from the PNW so I got a chuckle from it.
5:24 so just become Attack on Titan. Got it.
I don’t have many dreams. I think most versions of me have committed suicide by now, not even joking
Don't try it. It has a 90% chance of death
You’re the last one. Complete the mission.
14:25 THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IDK WHY IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY
12:36 is so fucking relatable.
5:54 I see a hole uuuhhhmmmmm but I’m a minor-
35:25 Worm fan spotted
1:43:03 CAN I GET THIS AD PLEASE
11:33 I can watch 11 whole minutes of a funny posts video with a straight face but then something even slightly suggestive pops up and I laugh hysterically
9:04 Looks like an average bike parking lot in Tokyo
yall i seriously just decided not to get sick one day. i havent been sick for about two years.
22:53 OBJECTION! the book on what they don't teach you was published in 1984, while the book on what they do teach was published in 2008.
while these two books contain the vast majority of human knowledge, anything that was only discovered in 1984 or later will be missing, Unless it was also taught at harvard business school prior to 2008.
3:36 No, they're right. You have to use Chick-fil-A's *honey mustard* for a girlfriend.
8:22 I LOVE THAT OATMEAL!!!!
bear memes pls
the fact that you cant pronounce centaur makes me madder than i have ever been watching one of your videos.
also you should a "Memes from the Comments" video.
3:55 *was (Past terms)
2:28 thats free money for me
Who says maths?
Like do you say readings? Sciences? Lunches? Please no.. lmao
This is better EmKay.
I don't know about that. EmKay don't whiz though memes so fast that you don't have time to read them.
@@QueenMonny fair enough.
0:43 isn’t this the plot of a movie or am I crazy
Hi.
7:07 My niece turned five in June and she was born in 2019. SHE STILL CAN'T FUCKING READ
I didn’t expect this to be so recent. I thought this was like one or two years old. Then I looked at how long ago it was posted and… I didn’t know you were still alive bro
12:16
This is actually a beautiful concept. What if when I was singing Baka Mitai a few days ago, I was accidentally doing a beautiful duet with someone on the other side of the world? Amazing.
5:06 mine is from 2009 it's windows 7 Toshiba and my dad used I for work untill he gave it to me
5:20 I wonder what this could be a reference to? Hmmmmmmmmmm, SASAG-
Rumbling rumbling the school year is coming
30:27 I laughed at this for 12 minutes 😭
My FIP is so out of pocket. I was just watching a video about the end of TH-camr’s careers and the last one was technoblades and now I see this funny crap and I don’t know what to feel.
Your cow drawing . s beautiful
2:20 is most definitely a Bioshock Infinite reference (or i just have brain rot-- probably the brain rot)
0:04 Im already laughing
I think I'm depressed I didn't laugh at this video at all when normally I would I'm sorry
10 minutes in before I realized this video was 3 hours long…
8:25 weren't those made by Quaker? I remember having this oatmeal a couple times and those dino eggs seemed so cool, how do they melt perfectly from the egg to the dino?
Tumblr is an.....interesting place
The one about getting injured well I drive tractors and I'm only 10 years old so I like iron and steel
8:30 might just be an american thing but WHO COOKS CEREAL
18:35
That ain't hot sauce, that's the red fuzzy creature from Chicken Little
8:40 bros math isnt mathing.
1 billion seconds isnt 35 years, its 31.7 years
vaazkl has an army of bots and an army of sigmas
what
you mean 2 armies of mentally null people?
@@stickman69420"Mentally null" is a new sentence but completely accurate
@@stickman69420i didnt know those words could go together
@@stickman69420 Yes, null and void
0:33 man in the suit vibes,,,,
that's so funny to me because it's as controversial as a lukewarm glass of milk.
51:45