"I don't want it" Dear god, that just annihilated me. Had a legit spit take and just got done cleaning out my keyboard and wiping down my monitor. This is pure gold.
"I can see things of the past, and of the future... but Ive got no idea whats going on in the fucking moment" This PERFECTLY summarizes Bran's character for like the last 3 seasons of the show
@@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 this is like looking at comments on a fan site page for the lord of the rings before actually watching the first scene of the first movie or even reading the first sentence of the book.
Yeah, we really wonder why the night king ever gave a flying frick about Bran since he did shit to stop him. Never saw that artillery as frontline would not work, or that frontal charges to an enemy immune to fear never work, or that there were people burried IN the crypts of Winterfell... like, i mean, DEAD people....He could have left ambush parties around the castle to stop them from resupplying, then march his entire army south, eradicate all Westeros, and keep sending a few hundred thousand dead up north to keep them busy while he made sure no food would EVER reach Winterfell again...
1 year ago I would have said watch it it's fantastic, now it's like "don't fucking bother." Visually stunning and 1-4 are genuinely great seasons of Television, but I'm going read the books.
@@alphabetaed3007 yeah not really any point to dedicate so much time to watch a show that's about to end. I'd rather read the books as well if I were to invest time into the story.
This feels so much like children playing with their toys, (including Frederick having to leave because his mum came to pick him up) but also somehow it's better than the actual ending of GOT?
ARGG, mate GOT was the first time I felt bad for my profession. If it was for my nautical expertise since I had not got the HBO aye might not have seen it.
@@advaithbala You know, that is just paraphrasing game journalists which have overused the phrase of "it really makes you feel like batman, Spiderman etc"
George R.R Martin has officially declared his private dwelling unsafe after this video conclusively proved his notes for the final book have been compromised
*Puts an ad in the middle of his video* orangeapples: not convinced *Puts an ad via link in the downbar* orangeapples: not convinced *Link is legit* orangeapples: posts anyway
Cynic TH-cam is a shaky way of getting income, and if RAID is silly enough to sponsor him even though his ads basically make fun of the game, why not take it?
I read this before the Hound lines came up and heard it in his voice, holy shit I really does. I could see him using cunt that much at the end of all of the shit he's been through, it's poifect
"I can see things of the past, and visions of the future, but I Have idea what's going on in the fucking moment" That is legit a great line, stealing that.
For the last time, they should have just ended the whole series with John Cleese arresting everyone. It still would have been a slap in the face, but then everyone would have been like "Holy shit, I can't believe they actually did that". If you've given up, give up all the way, is what I say.
That Jon reaction to being a father was absolutely god tier, and I didn't expect it at all. I laughed harder at that than I have about anything in a long time. Thanks.
If you ever feel like getting into the show, just watch the first 4-5 seasons, stop, and pretend it stays that good from then on. You'll be much happier
18:50 - Now realizing that IH's voice already sounds EXACTLY like Tyrion Lannister, which kinda confused my brain for a sec. But uh, yeah, having the American dude play him with a Brooklyn accent was the braver artistic choice and I deeply respect it.
@@sleepypixel287 Depends on how the writers would handle it. Imagine if: the WWs somehow pushed Danny and the gang down South, allowing most of the north of Westeros to be taken. Jamey then betrays Cersei (because 'they all need to stand together' and she isnt having any of that and is batshit insane. Maybe also killing all her aids but being unable to kill her, because he still loves her) and forcing her up North to die at the hands of the WWs. Have her ambition, madness, and sheer hatred for humanity (since she has nothing left) warp her even further. And by the time the Night King or a general finds her, they dont register her as a human or just recognizing her malice/hatred of everything, and decide baptise her (Kind of like what they did with the kids but ++ version). Making her 'the Ice Queen' (but never giving her that name or saying it aloud, just having her be a WW with a sense of self or something. Though all that might ruin the political drama.IDK.
The mix of Witcher music in the background with the half-assed yet simultaneously fully committed performances of a crippled teen and STD ridden thicc lad makes this a truly unique and exciting film. 9/10 Why are you like this
Don't insult this dialogue like that. I'm an avid Kingdom Hearts fan and this makes far more sense and has far less loose threads and convoluted plot holes.
@@AshlynOne Kingdom Hearts is an anime fever dream with Disney characters and badass fight scenes, and I wouldn't want it any other way, except for maybe Kairi not being so useless all the time.
I mean, if you were adapting The Wheel of Time and halfway through the story, you were told you had to do a TL;DR of the other half, yeah it'd also be a tad rushed.
@@hughconings26 exactly; they thought they were doing star wars next and pretty much had GoT written off - it needed another full season to end properly
I was unloading the dishwasher and curled into a 90-degree angle standing up pressing the glasses to my gut so I didn't drop them. That got me real good as someone deliriously tired.
And the ending is slipping on an onion from the sausage sizzle cause they failed to follow the strict safety guideline by placing them under the sausage. Don't be an onion victim, demand all onions be placed under your sausage **ziiiip**
Got damn that "I don't want it" was the best the internet has ever used this meme. In case I run for future anything you can use this against me. 15:00
I genuinely feel like this could be made into a postmodern stage play. Keep the third person narration, the bad accents and the corpsing. It could be the first shitpost on stage. Just gotta find a way to simulate the photoshop style of movement.
"Are you ok?"
"I was. but I'm not."
“I’ve been meaning to ask you if I could ask you something” same energy
spOwOky ・ get your energy away from me
I dont know how youve done this, other Bent..... But i see you...
#howGirlsTalk
Bent Neatly my QwUuEEEEeeeEen!¡!¡
"Say something romantic"
"I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4 to 6 hours"
Nailed it
@Keegan Young "...ahhg I cahn't believe ahy sucked yoah jaeggon"
You mean like that?
Huh...Huh! I can't breathe!
Holy shet, that part was golden!
@@bluerhana1479 Crap, did I really write this 6 months ago? Did 2020 really exist?
@@larrylentini5688 Unfortunately. But hey, wishful thinking has served us well enough thus far.
Honestly that is a really romantic line, I'm not even memeing.
“You might be on to something there, Baldy-No-Nuts”
- Peter Dinklage, 2019
Honestly, quite in line with Season 8 writing.
"Probably, Fuck Midget."
read that as he said it fucking hell
Even witches can have kids
Not Tyrion, specifically the actor, Peter Dinklage
I don't want it
Are u swedish
@@rodrin1262
He‘s German
I saw this comment as he said it at like 15 minutes in
@@Hydrouzz You're probably joking...but it was a joke.
She's ma qween
"I don't want it"
Dear god, that just annihilated me. Had a legit spit take and just got done cleaning out my keyboard and wiping down my monitor.
This is pure gold.
I lost my breath laughing so hard at that.
That is the first and only time I've ever fallen out of my chair laughing.
Does anyone have a timestamp?
@@rivaldealer__ 14:47
How much spit do you have in your mouth at any given moment? Geez
this is the digital equivalent of finger puppets
I appreciate that snow was moving across the screen though
It’s kinda like potter puppet pals or whatever it was called
*fingering puppets Mr. Cat
@@chefofthetrash screams of Harry Potter and the Pipe Bomb
Its like 'if the emperor had a text to speech device'
“I can’t wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours”
DontHaveAName4Me “I don’t want it.”
a line for the ages
Man, that really was a game of thrones
Bastard ZORD, Dragon ZORD
COMBINE INTO
MEGAZORD
I don't want it...
The true game of thrones was the friends we made along the way.
outFuckinSTANDING!!!
The game of thrones was inside you all along.
"NO that's not what would happen!" is quintessential kids playing with toys. This is A+ work
All that was missing was the argument of who’s playing what character
It just reminds me of Ding Dong indignantly going “He wouldn’t say that!” on OneyPlays
"I can see things of the past, and of the future... but Ive got no idea whats going on in the fucking moment"
This PERFECTLY summarizes Bran's character for like the last 3 seasons of the show
Time stamp?
@@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 this is like looking at comments on a fan site page for the lord of the rings before actually watching the first scene of the first movie or even reading the first sentence of the book.
Im i dunno im here for whatever this is right now...
Yeah, we really wonder why the night king ever gave a flying frick about Bran since he did shit to stop him. Never saw that artillery as frontline would not work, or that frontal charges to an enemy immune to fear never work, or that there were people burried IN the crypts of Winterfell... like, i mean, DEAD people....He could have left ambush parties around the castle to stop them from resupplying, then march his entire army south, eradicate all Westeros, and keep sending a few hundred thousand dead up north to keep them busy while he made sure no food would EVER reach Winterfell again...
@@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 4:25
This is the only episode of game of thrones I’ve ever seen
SAME lmaooo, never watched the actual show before.
1 year ago I would have said watch it it's fantastic, now it's like "don't fucking bother." Visually stunning and 1-4 are genuinely great seasons of Television, but I'm going read the books.
@@alphabetaed3007 yeah not really any point to dedicate so much time to watch a show that's about to end. I'd rather read the books as well if I were to invest time into the story.
Same
Skip the show, this is all you need.
I like seasons 1-3 and I’d like to imagine the show ended at 3.
"The father is indeed a bastard, and the mother is indeed a dragon, but together...together they might become... Megazord. "
*"fuck if i know"*
“I dônt want et”
Together... thogether they might become a dragster
I was really hoping for, "Bastard Dragon"
Literally made me spit up my drink. 10/10, would do again
This feels so much like children playing with their toys, (including Frederick having to leave because his mum came to pick him up) but also somehow it's better than the actual ending of GOT?
@Christian Morgan aah. thanks. should have been able to figure that out on my own
@LeadFaun Sex I agree
Being better than actual ending was the easiest they did in this masterwork
Fredrik
@@Fabianwew kanutsen
You can tell how much Sumito understands the crapy parts of GoT's writing by how well he improvises on the spot.
" Mission _aborted_ "
I have found peak comedy.
You can call it... Plan B.
Actual ending: *"A DOOONT WUNT ET"*
This ending: *"A WUNT ET!"*
First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
Now we mock and laugh at internet historians cringy fan fiction stories
What do you mean "cringy"?! This was much better than the original!
First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
Now we mock and laugh at the actual story
One day we become the cringy fan fiction stories
how the turn tables
That's still laughing at a 12 year old's fanfiction
Wow, this really makes you FEEL like an HBO subscriber
I love the inability of dunkey fans to function on other channels' comment sections
ARGG, mate GOT was the first time I felt bad for my profession. If it was for my nautical expertise since I had not got the HBO aye might not have seen it.
@@advaithbala don't know whether to take this as an insult or compliment
You magnificent bastar.d..
@@advaithbala You know, that is just paraphrasing game journalists which have overused the phrase of "it really makes you feel like batman, Spiderman etc"
"I'm glad that you can admire a quality prosthetic."
Even in fanfictions Ayra and the Hound has hilariously childish conversations. Its honestly the best interactions in the show or fiction.
George R.R Martin has officially declared his private dwelling unsafe after this video conclusively proved his notes for the final book have been compromised
first reply
@@sally232 why the fuck is this the only reply?
@@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 yeah thats why I replied lmao
@@sally232 you fucking changed your comment from "lol" to "first reply"
@@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 fuckin exposed that poor man
“Cryptic crip” is an underrated line
“Danny, lets make a dragon”
DEHNNY
Toni Jebroni “I don’t want it”
@@largecupofsalt962 bad dragon edition on p0rnhub soon
@@superdooper50 LEHTS MAEK UH DRAGGEN
Danneh Les mak A dragon
I would love to go back to 1989 and show this to the creators of photoshop with no context.
They'd probably be blown away that consumer-grade computers could do all this and completely ignore the contents of this video.
Dude , spoiling the show years before it's inception is not cool.
@@cymes82 Even George dosent know the real ending... yet (yikes).
Tbh I think they'd be more confused by the Game of Thrones plot than the actual Photoshop work.
I'd love to go back to 1989 and tell George R. R. Martin that this video is the result of a story he hasn't started writing yet.
actually a better ending than the actual one.
"bran the fast pass to any theme park" . genius
Bran: Making my way downtown, rolling fast, kingdoms ash, I'm wheelchair bound
Aly F “Bran! How’d you get up all them stairs?!”
The nobody meme is dead
@@nicknamesarepointless5770 apparently not sadly
The meme fucks the joke up, fuck I’m getting old
Bran:"They see me rollin,they hatin"
I’m not convinced Raid actually sponsors IH.
This here is Canc....RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
*Puts an ad in the middle of his video*
orangeapples: not convinced
*Puts an ad via link in the downbar*
orangeapples: not convinced
*Link is legit*
orangeapples: posts anyway
@Cynic People need money to survive you know.
Cynic TH-cam is a shaky way of getting income, and if RAID is silly enough to sponsor him even though his ads basically make fun of the game, why not take it?
I know I’m late but Raid on Twitter confirmed they sponsored no one on TH-cam ever
Every Hound line is 100% in keeping with his character.
The Hound's Cuntucky Fried Chicken
I read this before the Hound lines came up and heard it in his voice, holy shit I really does. I could see him using cunt that much at the end of all of the shit he's been through, it's poifect
That sounds cunt about right!
"I scream...
You scream...
We all scream...
For Ice Queen!"
That really was the song of Fire and Nice
You know what song would be perfect for the HBO adaptation? "Through the Ire & the Fame" y'know that song by Non-consensualWyvern?
GoT Finale: George furiously rewrites the last book
IH publishes this: George furiously rerewrites the last book
Hey cmon; man. You cant just reupload the full last episode of GoT just like that; dont you know about copyright? :(
"Truer words never spoken"
The worst part is that one was worth millions in production, and the other one a bottle of cheap booze.
Lol
@@y1inae160 and we all know which one was better money well spent! 😂
I admire your excellent use of semicolons
"I can see things of the past, and visions of the future, but I Have idea what's going on in the fucking moment"
That is legit a great line, stealing that.
Ento: The Chesnaut Knight you stole a line
Tou forgot the word no in that
Dany: "Here I am with a beautiful baby boy. What do you think of it?"
Jon Snow (Pause) "I don't want it"
This sounds like a Monthy Python adaptation of Game of Thrones
I *was* kinda expecting a comment about hamsters or elderberries when they approached the gates of King's Landing in this.
"It's such accurate garbage." I'm stealing that line.
"Maybe the real game of thrones were the friends we made along the way" such wise words!
it took me way too long to notice that the intro song was a seriously cursed version of the Halo theme
Cursed? I think it was a masterpiece
which intro?
@@thelurkingpanda3605 i just rewatched the entire video looking for it and i have no idea.
I mean, isn't every other song a cursed version of the Halo theme?
"Oh my wife's dead. Who's gonna play Raid Shadow Legends with me now?"
The Mountain's dialogue going from Schwarzenegger to Chewbacca is a thing of beauty.
You can either raise a child or you can raze a town. Your choice, Daeny.
Underrated af
kino
James Cameron needs to go to take a page out of IH’s book!
Matsimus lol I didn't think I'd find you here
And pay for it as well
Matt what are you doing here
Matsimus great to see my favorite non American military TH-camr here.
oh hey Matt!
“I’ve been meaning to ask you if I can ask you something.”
- Sam the Brave
Sumito was the perfect choice to be casted in the 5 roles he played throughout this season
For the last time, they should have just ended the whole series with John Cleese arresting everyone. It still would have been a slap in the face, but then everyone would have been like "Holy shit, I can't believe they actually did that". If you've given up, give up all the way, is what I say.
Ive been meaning to ask you; if i can ask you something
Damn, left on read
Timestamp is 02:29
Ask away
Yes BRAAAAAAAAAAN
8/10, not enough "She's my queen".
10/10 "I don't want it"
Shemuhqeen
"My QUEEN! My wife..."
MuH KwEEn
A NEVA HAV
''I duu''
''Daneh''
''let's make a dragon''
oh ffs lmao
The actual ending has faded from my brain and been entirely replaced by this-i’m not complaining
"I can see the past, *and* the future, but I've no idea what's going on at the fucking moment"
-Brandon Stark
I don’t really want anymore
But what I do want
Is to be able to want some more
I don’t want it
Sounds like actual season 8 writing
that sounds very much like it could've been a great Jpop song about depression and youth struggles
TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN
"I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours"
this must be the most underappreciated line in here lmao
>Underappreciated
>Quoted in dozens of comments
....what?
@@ShroudedWolf51 when I made it I didn't see any other comments quoting that lmao
I Don't Want It is probably the greatest meme to come out of this travesty.
What about "She kinda forgot"?
I dont want it.
This comment aged well
"I don't want it" summed up GoT ending perfectly
That Jon reaction to being a father was absolutely god tier, and I didn't expect it at all.
I laughed harder at that than I have about anything in a long time.
Thanks.
I need more Sansa/Morty and Bran/Rick in my life
Yes
Include terminator mountain too
Your Profile picture
It didn't go on long enough, that shit was hilarious
Yes please 🤣
My favourite part of GOT was when Maisey Williams left with Leif Erikson and his Vikings to meet Eskimos in America
This is even better considering the fact that I haven’t seen a single episode of GOT
Same here
I've seen a few episodes of SpongeBob.
Same, for the first few minutes I didnt even realize Danny was the girl lmao.
Trust me, it's even better if you've seen the series.
But I wouldn't recommend watching it.
"The witch said I'll never have a child, but look at our adorable little boy"
...
Dany, you are holding a baby dragon
I liked it when Bran turned himself into a pickle funniest shit I ever did see
Dany: What is it...
*looks at smudged writing on hand*
Missandei
As someone who has never seen Game of Thrones, I'll have to admit, this *Has Got To Be* one of the most entertaining endings of all time.
fetch300 Same
Sadly it's a much better ending than the actual show had
If you ever feel like getting into the show, just watch the first 4-5 seasons, stop, and pretend it stays that good from then on. You'll be much happier
This was way better than the last couple of seasons.
18:50 - Now realizing that IH's voice already sounds EXACTLY like Tyrion Lannister, which kinda confused my brain for a sec. But uh, yeah, having the American dude play him with a Brooklyn accent was the braver artistic choice and I deeply respect it.
Thank you
Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons
"YEah, cut she's been DRAGON her TITs all over Jon snow!"
IH's and Sumito's friendship is all I ever aspired in life
I really liked that random Rick and Morty cameo. That was funny.
I was expecting the child of a bastard and a dragon to be... A Baggins.
Dany: Jon, I'm having a baby!
Jon: ... *I dohn' wah eh*
Bran rolling through Kings Landing with squeaky wheels had me in tears.
Not gonna lie, that Ice Queen ending was actually good.
I scream. You scream. We all scream for the Ice Queen.
HBO: Write that down!
Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons
wow spoilers
Yeah, I was kind of shocked. I,was like, "I came here for humorous trash, not legitimately interesting / good ideas!"
It is the biggest trash, in the fanfiction it's funny but in GOT it would be awfull.
@@sleepypixel287 Depends on how the writers would handle it.
Imagine if: the WWs somehow pushed Danny and the gang down South, allowing most of the north of Westeros to be taken. Jamey then betrays Cersei (because 'they all need to stand together' and she isnt having any of that and is batshit insane. Maybe also killing all her aids but being unable to kill her, because he still loves her) and forcing her up North to die at the hands of the WWs. Have her ambition, madness, and sheer hatred for humanity (since she has nothing left) warp her even further. And by the time the Night King or a general finds her, they dont register her as a human or just recognizing her malice/hatred of everything, and decide baptise her (Kind of like what they did with the kids but ++ version). Making her 'the Ice Queen' (but never giving her that name or saying it aloud, just having her be a WW with a sense of self or something.
Though all that might ruin the political drama.IDK.
@@j.c.9192 That is the biggest trash, how should Jon and the rest even reatret from Winterfell when the NK takes it.
John going "I don't want it" and Bran & Sansa as Rick & Morty is the funniest shit
These videos with Sumito are literally the situations where someone keeps adding to a joke while everyone around them are dying laughing
And he just keeps leaning into the New York accent.
"Hello...it's me...J A I M E L A N N I S T E R...atcher service."
"ello it's me, jamie lannister." perfect
*Unironically better than all of the final season*
This is both ironically and unironically the superior product.
SEASONS
bandito dorito this is in no way shape or form better than all of game thrones just the final season
@@jasonhill2879 got has been trash since 6 and that comment was a joke
"I don't want it" ROFL
The mix of Witcher music in the background with the half-assed yet simultaneously fully committed performances of a crippled teen and STD ridden thicc lad makes this a truly unique and exciting film.
9/10
Why are you like this
oh god that had me in F**king stitches, "such accurate garbage" lololol
This is one of the few youtube videos that I keep coming back to to rewatch and it never gets old
IH laugh’s are so genuine, it’s hard to not laugh when he is laughing.
This dialogue is pretty much on par with Kingdom Hearts
Fredfredbug4 Not enough darkness
But the crypticness is hilariously accurate
Yeah and kh3 makes me laugh
I do know hurt
Don't insult this dialogue like that. I'm an avid Kingdom Hearts fan and this makes far more sense and has far less loose threads and convoluted plot holes.
@@AshlynOne Kingdom Hearts is an anime fever dream with Disney characters and badass fight scenes, and I wouldn't want it any other way, except for maybe Kairi not being so useless all the time.
It’s official, two guys messing around in photoshop made a better final episode then the ones getting paid to do it.
I mean, if you were adapting The Wheel of Time and halfway through the story, you were told you had to do a TL;DR of the other half, yeah it'd also be a tad rushed.
@@ShroudedWolf51 Benioff and Weiss actually could have had more time, it was their decision to rush through it. And it was a bad decision lol.
@@hughconings26 exactly; they thought they were doing star wars next and pretty much had GoT written off - it needed another full season to end properly
The thought of the Hound, a well established burn victim, on tinder had me laughing harder than it should have.
This is gold. You should make a part two for some other TV show or movie that ends badly
They should redo the Star Wars sequels
yes
Mandalorian, Boba Fett, MCU, Velma, etc etc
The way Bran was inspiring mass genocide... I think Littlefinger never died, learned the many faced thing from Arya... and put Bran’s face on.
I got an ad in the middle of your Raids: Shadow Leggings ad.
Was it for Raid: Shady Legumes?
raid: shadow legs
Raidy shady
Adception
I love how all of the images you picked gave them all fish eyed stares.
Also holy shit I think I pulled something laughing.
so Ranton just did some chewbacca impressions and just left.
yes
@@RealRanton it was a nice Cameo
Person: Tries to show me actual GoT
Me: I don't want it
"Dude. We just survived... death. What do you guys wanna do now?"
"Now we live."
“A Megazord.”
Couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣
I was unloading the dishwasher and curled into a 90-degree angle standing up pressing the glasses to my gut so I didn't drop them.
That got me real good as someone deliriously tired.
Sam: "How do you know all that?"
Bram: "I has TeleKinesis" he say smiling with with his pale gothic face that he was wearing contact lenses on
[Preps commence flaming]
@@ChaplainTappman [Bram puts their middle finger at them]
@@thehermit8618 And then takes out his AK.
I just wanted to point out, that at Bunnings Warehouse - Lowest prices are just the beginning
And the ending is slipping on an onion from the sausage sizzle cause they failed to follow the strict safety guideline by placing them under the sausage.
Don't be an onion victim, demand all onions be placed under your sausage **ziiiip**
If you can find a lower price on a stocked item, we'll beat it by 10%
Jumbuck Delta 2 Burner Flat BBQ With Folding Legs now only $98
Total tools - Every tool, every trade, guaranteed
Kings, its recently come to my attention that at Mitre 10 - we'll see you right.
Got damn that "I don't want it" was the best the internet has ever used this meme.
In case I run for future anything you can use this against me. 15:00
18:55 "I'm cripple Rick!"
"You're not a warrior anymore. You're mah wife."
I'm using that 😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't recommend it. Unless you want to be told to fuck off.
ShroudedWolf51 fuck off
ShroudedWolf51 fuck off
Fuck off
"See Jon? The real Game of Thrones was inside you all along!"
This looks like an unfinished script outline being comically storyboarded by season 8 artists taking the piss at D&D
TheChaoscard no this just looks like D&D
I genuinely feel like this could be made into a postmodern stage play. Keep the third person narration, the bad accents and the corpsing. It could be the first shitpost on stage. Just gotta find a way to simulate the photoshop style of movement.
Maybe images on sticks?
Perhaps, electroshock therapy?
Actors holding life size cardboard cutouts
You're thinking too small. Shitposts on Ice
corpsing?
"cryptic crip" as bran was just swept under the rug
Nothing beats working to the sounds of shenanigans and men giggling