Redoing the Game of Thrones Finale | Sundance Rejects

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    Final episode of Game of Thrones was bad.
    So SumitoMedia, Fredrik Knudsen, PSA Sitch and Ranton redid the whole thing the way it should have gone.
    Please have Corridor Crew try to figure out how we did the special effects. Think we've finally got them stumped.
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  • @bentneatly7839
    @bentneatly7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4252

    "Are you ok?"
    "I was. but I'm not."

    • @cheeseclover
      @cheeseclover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      “I’ve been meaning to ask you if I could ask you something” same energy

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spOwOky ・ get your energy away from me

    • @BentNeatly
      @BentNeatly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont know how youve done this, other Bent..... But i see you...

    • @praviksingh2056
      @praviksingh2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #howGirlsTalk

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bent Neatly my QwUuEEEEeeeEen!¡!¡

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9931

    "Say something romantic"
    "I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4 to 6 hours"
    Nailed it

    • @SuperPhunThyme9
      @SuperPhunThyme9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @Keegan Young "...ahhg I cahn't believe ahy sucked yoah jaeggon"
      You mean like that?

    • @bluerhana1479
      @bluerhana1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Huh...Huh! I can't breathe!
      Holy shet, that part was golden!

    • @larrylentini5688
      @larrylentini5688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@bluerhana1479 Crap, did I really write this 6 months ago? Did 2020 really exist?

    • @alaricblack9788
      @alaricblack9788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@larrylentini5688 Unfortunately. But hey, wishful thinking has served us well enough thus far.

    • @amethyst_dawn
      @amethyst_dawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly that is a really romantic line, I'm not even memeing.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    I don't want it

    • @rodrin1262
      @rodrin1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are u swedish

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rodrin1262
      He‘s German

    • @TheVividKiWi
      @TheVividKiWi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw this comment as he said it at like 15 minutes in

    • @arigat-s0244
      @arigat-s0244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Hydrouzz You're probably joking...but it was a joke.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's ma qween

  • @chronobeard2101
    @chronobeard2101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

    "I don't want it"
    Dear god, that just annihilated me. Had a legit spit take and just got done cleaning out my keyboard and wiping down my monitor.
    This is pure gold.

    • @ethanh6370
      @ethanh6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I lost my breath laughing so hard at that.

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That is the first and only time I've ever fallen out of my chair laughing.

    • @rivaldealer__
      @rivaldealer__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does anyone have a timestamp?

    • @imvanas574
      @imvanas574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@rivaldealer__ 14:47

    • @samuelrs5138
      @samuelrs5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How much spit do you have in your mouth at any given moment? Geez

  • @eternaCabelera
    @eternaCabelera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3552

    “You might be on to something there, Baldy-No-Nuts”
    - Peter Dinklage, 2019

    • @jirdan4870
      @jirdan4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Honestly, quite in line with Season 8 writing.

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Probably, Fuck Midget."

    • @ImpassiveCanine
      @ImpassiveCanine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      read that as he said it fucking hell

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even witches can have kids

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not Tyrion, specifically the actor, Peter Dinklage

  • @halo7372
    @halo7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4281

    “I can’t wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours”

  • @Nellsism
    @Nellsism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    "I can see things of the past, and of the future... but Ive got no idea whats going on in the fucking moment"
    This PERFECTLY summarizes Bran's character for like the last 3 seasons of the show

    • @oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798
      @oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp?

    • @gnev1215
      @gnev1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 this is like looking at comments on a fan site page for the lord of the rings before actually watching the first scene of the first movie or even reading the first sentence of the book.

    • @Soul-OnFire
      @Soul-OnFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im i dunno im here for whatever this is right now...

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, we really wonder why the night king ever gave a flying frick about Bran since he did shit to stop him. Never saw that artillery as frontline would not work, or that frontal charges to an enemy immune to fear never work, or that there were people burried IN the crypts of Winterfell... like, i mean, DEAD people....He could have left ambush parties around the castle to stop them from resupplying, then march his entire army south, eradicate all Westeros, and keep sending a few hundred thousand dead up north to keep them busy while he made sure no food would EVER reach Winterfell again...

    • @roseboxx4657
      @roseboxx4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 4:25

  • @war2theren227
    @war2theren227 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "NO that's not what would happen!" is quintessential kids playing with toys. This is A+ work

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All that was missing was the argument of who’s playing what character

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It just reminds me of Ding Dong indignantly going “He wouldn’t say that!” on OneyPlays

  • @Marcara081
    @Marcara081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8120

    this is the digital equivalent of finger puppets

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I appreciate that snow was moving across the screen though

    • @chefofthetrash
      @chefofthetrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It’s kinda like potter puppet pals or whatever it was called

    • @Cheers_Motherfucker
      @Cheers_Motherfucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *fingering puppets Mr. Cat

    • @HolyFurryFish1998
      @HolyFurryFish1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chefofthetrash screams of Harry Potter and the Pipe Bomb

    • @yourdoom9868
      @yourdoom9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its like 'if the emperor had a text to speech device'

  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9492

    Man, that really was a game of thrones

    • @Awsomeisimo
      @Awsomeisimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Bastard ZORD, Dragon ZORD
      COMBINE INTO
      MEGAZORD

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I don't want it...

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      The true game of thrones was the friends we made along the way.

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      outFuckinSTANDING!!!

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The game of thrones was inside you all along.

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    I Don't Want It is probably the greatest meme to come out of this travesty.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What about "She kinda forgot"?

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont want it.

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment aged well

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    You can tell how much Sumito understands the crapy parts of GoT's writing by how well he improvises on the spot.

  • @anttitheinternetguy3213
    @anttitheinternetguy3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4882

    First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
    Now we mock and laugh at internet historians cringy fan fiction stories

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      What do you mean "cringy"?! This was much better than the original!

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
      Now we mock and laugh at the actual story

    • @takashikamiyama4607
      @takashikamiyama4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      One day we become the cringy fan fiction stories

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      how the turn tables

    • @garlicmayonnaise8615
      @garlicmayonnaise8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's still laughing at a 12 year old's fanfiction

  • @nathanarnette
    @nathanarnette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9575

    This is the only episode of game of thrones I’ve ever seen

    • @pickle1699
      @pickle1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      SAME lmaooo, never watched the actual show before.

    • @alphabetaed3007
      @alphabetaed3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      1 year ago I would have said watch it it's fantastic, now it's like "don't fucking bother." Visually stunning and 1-4 are genuinely great seasons of Television, but I'm going read the books.

    • @pickle1699
      @pickle1699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@alphabetaed3007 yeah not really any point to dedicate so much time to watch a show that's about to end. I'd rather read the books as well if I were to invest time into the story.

    • @Awsomeisimo
      @Awsomeisimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @yvette4948
      @yvette4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Skip the show, this is all you need.
      I like seasons 1-3 and I’d like to imagine the show ended at 3.

  • @postman6553
    @postman6553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    " Mission _aborted_ "
    I have found peak comedy.

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "I'm glad that you can admire a quality prosthetic."

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6280

    This feels so much like children playing with their toys, (including Frederick having to leave because his mum came to pick him up) but also somehow it's better than the actual ending of GOT?

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Christian Morgan aah. thanks. should have been able to figure that out on my own

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LeadFaun Sex I agree

    • @eumel8090
      @eumel8090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Being better than actual ending was the easiest they did in this masterwork

    • @Fabianwew
      @Fabianwew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fredrik

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fabianwew kanutsen

  • @peterdeak6932
    @peterdeak6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    "The father is indeed a bastard, and the mother is indeed a dragon, but together...together they might become... Megazord. "

    • @cosmeokid
      @cosmeokid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      *"fuck if i know"*

    • @chodeoriki4113
      @chodeoriki4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      “I dônt want et”

    • @ahofmann1577
      @ahofmann1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Together... thogether they might become a dragster

    • @fredjonson5781
      @fredjonson5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was really hoping for, "Bastard Dragon"

    • @TKE198
      @TKE198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally made me spit up my drink. 10/10, would do again

  • @cyncynshop
    @cyncynshop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Even in fanfictions Ayra and the Hound has hilariously childish conversations. Its honestly the best interactions in the show or fiction.

  • @EnigmaticPenguin
    @EnigmaticPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    I would love to go back to 1989 and show this to the creators of photoshop with no context.

    • @maraileres9302
      @maraileres9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They'd probably be blown away that consumer-grade computers could do all this and completely ignore the contents of this video.

    • @Cymes
      @Cymes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dude , spoiling the show years before it's inception is not cool.

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Cymes Even George dosent know the real ending... yet (yikes).

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tbh I think they'd be more confused by the Game of Thrones plot than the actual Photoshop work.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd love to go back to 1989 and tell George R. R. Martin that this video is the result of a story he hasn't started writing yet.

  • @crydunkey5982
    @crydunkey5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Actual ending: *"A DOOONT WUNT ET"*
    This ending: *"A WUNT ET!"*

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7592

    I’m not convinced Raid actually sponsors IH.

    • @rageagainstthehygiene2357
      @rageagainstthehygiene2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      This here is Canc....RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @cynic5183
      @cynic5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He's a shill.

    • @Kalleesto
      @Kalleesto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      *Puts an ad in the middle of his video*
      orangeapples: not convinced
      *Puts an ad via link in the downbar*
      orangeapples: not convinced
      *Link is legit*
      orangeapples: posts anyway

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@cynic5183 People need money to survive you know.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Cynic TH-cam is a shaky way of getting income, and if RAID is silly enough to sponsor him even though his ads basically make fun of the game, why not take it?

  • @TheJolle
    @TheJolle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    This sounds like a Monthy Python adaptation of Game of Thrones

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I *was* kinda expecting a comment about hamsters or elderberries when they approached the gates of King's Landing in this.

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2503

    Hey cmon; man. You cant just reupload the full last episode of GoT just like that; dont you know about copyright? :(

    • @rockyroad7848
      @rockyroad7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Truer words never spoken"

    • @y1inae160
      @y1inae160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The worst part is that one was worth millions in production, and the other one a bottle of cheap booze.

    • @PlatinumLemur
      @PlatinumLemur 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@y1inae160 and we all know which one was better money well spent! 😂

    • @aldorias
      @aldorias 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I admire your excellent use of semicolons

  • @InfectedBeats
    @InfectedBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5678

    Wow, this really makes you FEEL like an HBO subscriber

    • @advaithbala3087
      @advaithbala3087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I love the inability of dunkey fans to function on other channels' comment sections

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ARGG, mate GOT was the first time I felt bad for my profession. If it was for my nautical expertise since I had not got the HBO aye might not have seen it.

    • @dhruvdatta1055
      @dhruvdatta1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@advaithbala3087 don't know whether to take this as an insult or compliment

    • @alexandervastardis4056
      @alexandervastardis4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You magnificent bastar.d..

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@advaithbala3087 You know, that is just paraphrasing game journalists which have overused the phrase of "it really makes you feel like batman, Spiderman etc"

  • @Haiphong778
    @Haiphong778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "I scream...
    You scream...
    We all scream...
    For Ice Queen!"
    That really was the song of Fire and Nice

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know what song would be perfect for the HBO adaptation? "Through the Ire & the Fame" y'know that song by Non-consensualWyvern?

  • @naamhellsroth
    @naamhellsroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    actually a better ending than the actual one.
    "bran the fast pass to any theme park" . genius

  • @Ultimataco
    @Ultimataco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    “Danny, lets make a dragon”

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      DEHNNY

    • @Ultimataco
      @Ultimataco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Toni Jebroni “I don’t want it”

    • @mekudu-man3804
      @mekudu-man3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@largecupofsalt962 bad dragon edition on p0rnhub soon

    • @asd-ro5yk
      @asd-ro5yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@superdooper50 LEHTS MAEK UH DRAGGEN

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danneh Les mak A dragon

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    8/10, not enough "She's my queen".

  • @RomanBaker23
    @RomanBaker23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    GoT Finale: George furiously rewrites the last book
    IH publishes this: George furiously rerewrites the last book

  • @MrStephenRGilman
    @MrStephenRGilman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "It's such accurate garbage." I'm stealing that line.

  • @gw9828
    @gw9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    George R.R Martin has officially declared his private dwelling unsafe after this video conclusively proved his notes for the final book have been compromised

    • @sally232
      @sally232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first reply

    • @northatlanticcommonwealth1188
      @northatlanticcommonwealth1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sally232 why the fuck is this the only reply?

    • @sally232
      @sally232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 yeah thats why I replied lmao

    • @northatlanticcommonwealth1188
      @northatlanticcommonwealth1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sally232 you fucking changed your comment from "lol" to "first reply"

    • @TAKEYOURCREATINE
      @TAKEYOURCREATINE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@northatlanticcommonwealth1188 fuckin exposed that poor man

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    "I can see things of the past, and visions of the future, but I Have idea what's going on in the fucking moment"
    That is legit a great line, stealing that.

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ento: The Chesnaut Knight you stole a line

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tou forgot the word no in that

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I can see the past, *and* the future, but I've no idea what's going on at the fucking moment"
    -Brandon Stark

  • @yoshimitsu8922
    @yoshimitsu8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Sumito was the perfect choice to be casted in the 5 roles he played throughout this season

  • @alyf3661
    @alyf3661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4831

    Bran: Making my way downtown, rolling fast, kingdoms ash, I'm wheelchair bound

    • @DraxonTehWarrior
      @DraxonTehWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Aly F “Bran! How’d you get up all them stairs?!”

    • @nicknamesarepointless5770
      @nicknamesarepointless5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The nobody meme is dead

    • @eceacar1741
      @eceacar1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@nicknamesarepointless5770 apparently not sadly

    • @cameronhopewell641
      @cameronhopewell641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The meme fucks the joke up, fuck I’m getting old

    • @lesliewhite6784
      @lesliewhite6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bran:"They see me rollin,they hatin"

  • @basiliskboy17
    @basiliskboy17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    Every Hound line is 100% in keeping with his character.

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The Hound's Cuntucky Fried Chicken

    • @CoDxMassacre
      @CoDxMassacre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I read this before the Hound lines came up and heard it in his voice, holy shit I really does. I could see him using cunt that much at the end of all of the shit he's been through, it's poifect

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds cunt about right!

  • @Cymes
    @Cymes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The Mountain's dialogue going from Schwarzenegger to Chewbacca is a thing of beauty.

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    For the last time, they should have just ended the whole series with John Cleese arresting everyone. It still would have been a slap in the face, but then everyone would have been like "Holy shit, I can't believe they actually did that". If you've given up, give up all the way, is what I say.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    James Cameron needs to go to take a page out of IH’s book!

    • @mpmcarthur1371
      @mpmcarthur1371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Matsimus lol I didn't think I'd find you here

    • @tapestapes0
      @tapestapes0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And pay for it as well

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt what are you doing here

    • @trevor3194
      @trevor3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matsimus great to see my favorite non American military TH-camr here.

    • @thejonathan130
      @thejonathan130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh hey Matt!

  • @bouya283
    @bouya283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    Ive been meaning to ask you; if i can ask you something

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I don't want it" summed up GoT ending perfectly

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The actual ending has faded from my brain and been entirely replaced by this-i’m not complaining

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    it took me way too long to notice that the intro song was a seriously cursed version of the Halo theme

    • @tarabletv
      @tarabletv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cursed? I think it was a masterpiece

    • @thelurkingpanda3605
      @thelurkingpanda3605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      which intro?

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@thelurkingpanda3605 i just rewatched the entire video looking for it and i have no idea.

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The bootleg game of thrones one

    • @MrKingfisher
      @MrKingfisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, isn't every other song a cursed version of the Halo theme?

  • @tomtommerson6320
    @tomtommerson6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "Oh my wife's dead. Who's gonna play Raid Shadow Legends with me now?"

  • @Hashbrowniepie
    @Hashbrowniepie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Not gonna lie, that Ice Queen ending was actually good.

  • @paulmaher7683
    @paulmaher7683 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    18:55 "I'm cripple Rick!"

  • @st4nh633
    @st4nh633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    “Cryptic crip” is an underrated line

  • @EnigmaMachinist
    @EnigmaMachinist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Dany: "Here I am with a beautiful baby boy. What do you think of it?"
    Jon Snow (Pause) "I don't want it"

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "The witch said I'll never have a child, but look at our adorable little boy"
    ...
    Dany, you are holding a baby dragon

  • @TommyNir
    @TommyNir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I liked it when Bran turned himself into a pickle funniest shit I ever did see

  • @JimJamMS
    @JimJamMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    You can either raise a child or you can raze a town. Your choice, Daeny.

    • @MCLuviin
      @MCLuviin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Underrated af

    • @dedeedo9355
      @dedeedo9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kino

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I don’t really want anymore
    But what I do want
    Is to be able to want some more

    • @twistedpear18
      @twistedpear18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I don’t want it

    • @theredbastard
      @theredbastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sounds like actual season 8 writing

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that sounds very much like it could've been a great Jpop song about depression and youth struggles

    • @michaeljohnlee8036
      @michaeljohnlee8036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN

  • @spiwolf6998
    @spiwolf6998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I scream. You scream. We all scream for the Ice Queen.
    HBO: Write that down!

  • @robofistsrevenge3288
    @robofistsrevenge3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Hello...it's me...J A I M E L A N N I S T E R...atcher service."

  • @theforgottencompanion
    @theforgottencompanion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This is even better considering the fact that I haven’t seen a single episode of GOT

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same here

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've seen a few episodes of SpongeBob.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, for the first few minutes I didnt even realize Danny was the girl lmao.

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trust me, it's even better if you've seen the series.

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But I wouldn't recommend watching it.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons

    • @honeybea3650
      @honeybea3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      wow spoilers

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Yeah, I was kind of shocked. I,was like, "I came here for humorous trash, not legitimately interesting / good ideas!"

    • @sleepypixel287
      @sleepypixel287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It is the biggest trash, in the fanfiction it's funny but in GOT it would be awfull.

    • @j.c.9192
      @j.c.9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@sleepypixel287 Depends on how the writers would handle it.
      Imagine if: the WWs somehow pushed Danny and the gang down South, allowing most of the north of Westeros to be taken. Jamey then betrays Cersei (because 'they all need to stand together' and she isnt having any of that and is batshit insane. Maybe also killing all her aids but being unable to kill her, because he still loves her) and forcing her up North to die at the hands of the WWs. Have her ambition, madness, and sheer hatred for humanity (since she has nothing left) warp her even further. And by the time the Night King or a general finds her, they dont register her as a human or just recognizing her malice/hatred of everything, and decide baptise her (Kind of like what they did with the kids but ++ version). Making her 'the Ice Queen' (but never giving her that name or saying it aloud, just having her be a WW with a sense of self or something.
      Though all that might ruin the political drama.IDK.

    • @sleepypixel287
      @sleepypixel287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@j.c.9192 That is the biggest trash, how should Jon and the rest even reatret from Winterfell when the NK takes it.

  • @alias588
    @alias588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That Jon reaction to being a father was absolutely god tier, and I didn't expect it at all.
    I laughed harder at that than I have about anything in a long time.
    Thanks.

  • @Theodoric99
    @Theodoric99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    18:18 Tyrion's voice is spot on

  • @DreadSnortt
    @DreadSnortt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    *Unironically better than all of the final season*

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This is both ironically and unironically the superior product.

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SEASONS

    • @jasonhill2879
      @jasonhill2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bandito dorito this is in no way shape or form better than all of game thrones just the final season

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jasonhill2879 got has been trash since 6 and that comment was a joke

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I don't want it" ROFL

  • @problematicmonika3723
    @problematicmonika3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I need more Sansa/Morty and Bran/Rick in my life

    • @itamarbar7611
      @itamarbar7611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @Awtsuu
      @Awtsuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Include terminator mountain too

    • @uncomfortablecat
      @uncomfortablecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your Profile picture

    • @calmdown5559
      @calmdown5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It didn't go on long enough, that shit was hilarious

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes please 🤣

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I really liked that random Rick and Morty cameo. That was funny.

  • @mobtek
    @mobtek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "ello it's me, jamie lannister." perfect

  • @LobarRobotic
    @LobarRobotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    "Maybe the real game of thrones were the friends we made along the way" such wise words!

  • @James_F_Ewart
    @James_F_Ewart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “I’ve been meaning to ask you if I can ask you something.”
    - Sam the Brave

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242
    @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    IH laugh’s are so genuine, it’s hard to not laugh when he is laughing.

  • @lmanproductions8680
    @lmanproductions8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The way Bran was inspiring mass genocide... I think Littlefinger never died, learned the many faced thing from Arya... and put Bran’s face on.

  • @fetch300
    @fetch300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    As someone who has never seen Game of Thrones, I'll have to admit, this *Has Got To Be* one of the most entertaining endings of all time.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fetch300 Same

    • @The_Punisher_969
      @The_Punisher_969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sadly it's a much better ending than the actual show had

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If you ever feel like getting into the show, just watch the first 4-5 seasons, stop, and pretend it stays that good from then on. You'll be much happier

    • @sagebias2251
      @sagebias2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was way better than the last couple of seasons.

  • @Fredfredbug4
    @Fredfredbug4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    This dialogue is pretty much on par with Kingdom Hearts

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Fredfredbug4 Not enough darkness
      But the crypticness is hilariously accurate

    • @siyaamhussain6180
      @siyaamhussain6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah and kh3 makes me laugh

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I do know hurt

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Don't insult this dialogue like that. I'm an avid Kingdom Hearts fan and this makes far more sense and has far less loose threads and convoluted plot holes.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@AshlynOne Kingdom Hearts is an anime fever dream with Disney characters and badass fight scenes, and I wouldn't want it any other way, except for maybe Kairi not being so useless all the time.

  • @spankymonsterr
    @spankymonsterr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I can see thing of the past and of the future, but I've got no idea what's going on right at the fucking moment" - literally Brann's entire character arc lmfao

  • @chuchisneko
    @chuchisneko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    IH's and Sumito's friendship is all I ever aspired in life

  • @oddlem
    @oddlem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours"
    this must be the most underappreciated line in here lmao

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      >Underappreciated
      >Quoted in dozens of comments
      ....what?

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShroudedWolf51 when I made it I didn't see any other comments quoting that lmao

  • @FacePomagranate
    @FacePomagranate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I was expecting the child of a bastard and a dragon to be... A Baggins.

  • @neathizar9743
    @neathizar9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Person: Tries to show me actual GoT
    Me: I don't want it

  • @mgonzalez21986
    @mgonzalez21986 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is gold. You should make a part two for some other TV show or movie that ends badly

    • @poshdan4071
      @poshdan4071 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They should redo the Star Wars sequels

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @klafsen
      @klafsen ปีที่แล้ว

      Mandalorian, Boba Fett, MCU, Velma, etc etc

  • @dylanrheuark3722
    @dylanrheuark3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Dany: What is it...
    *looks at smudged writing on hand*
    Missandei

  • @michaelhaydenbell
    @michaelhaydenbell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    18:50 - Now realizing that IH's voice already sounds EXACTLY like Tyrion Lannister, which kinda confused my brain for a sec. But uh, yeah, having the American dude play him with a Brooklyn accent was the braver artistic choice and I deeply respect it.

    • @SumitoMedia
      @SumitoMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Thank you

    • @paintlightshine3655
      @paintlightshine3655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons

    • @tombingus3984
      @tombingus3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "YEah, cut she's been DRAGON her TITs all over Jon snow!"

  • @mahtimonni97
    @mahtimonni97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I genuinely feel like this could be made into a postmodern stage play. Keep the third person narration, the bad accents and the corpsing. It could be the first shitpost on stage. Just gotta find a way to simulate the photoshop style of movement.

    • @1000drman
      @1000drman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe images on sticks?

    • @mwachalaeric2577
      @mwachalaeric2577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Perhaps, electroshock therapy?

    • @RaSkipper
      @RaSkipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actors holding life size cardboard cutouts

    • @charlesnathansmith
      @charlesnathansmith ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're thinking too small. Shitposts on Ice

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      corpsing?

  • @TheBigmobe
    @TheBigmobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Got damn that "I don't want it" was the best the internet has ever used this meme.
    In case I run for future anything you can use this against me. 15:00

  • @DIGITALMEAT
    @DIGITALMEAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    oh god that had me in F**king stitches, "such accurate garbage" lololol

  • @gil4335
    @gil4335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    so Ranton just did some chewbacca impressions and just left.

  • @lukastaylor9544
    @lukastaylor9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "cryptic crip" as bran was just swept under the rug

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    19PM:
    "One beer?"
    "Sure, one beer."
    4AM:

  • @TheLifesach33z
    @TheLifesach33z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    ''I duu''
    ''Daneh''
    ''let's make a dragon''
    oh ffs lmao

  • @AppiusOS
    @AppiusOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    My favourite part of GOT was when Maisey Williams left with Leif Erikson and his Vikings to meet Eskimos in America

  • @LukeFancher
    @LukeFancher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:51 This “camera” movement killed me.

  • @Wunderbarcreepypasta
    @Wunderbarcreepypasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    internet historian is a international gem

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Bran rolling through Kings Landing with squeaky wheels had me in tears.

  • @Tiago88Alves
    @Tiago88Alves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    “A Megazord.”
    Couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was unloading the dishwasher and curled into a 90-degree angle standing up pressing the glasses to my gut so I didn't drop them.
      That got me real good as someone deliriously tired.

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When you had never watch Game of Thrones, so you don't know any of the characters and just accept this as their canonical characteristics.

  • @Ian_sothejokeworks
    @Ian_sothejokeworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "This truly is a game of thrones."
    I pissed myself.

  • @PorterEX
    @PorterEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I just wanted to point out, that at Bunnings Warehouse - Lowest prices are just the beginning

    • @sirtra
      @sirtra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And the ending is slipping on an onion from the sausage sizzle cause they failed to follow the strict safety guideline by placing them under the sausage.
      Don't be an onion victim, demand all onions be placed under your sausage **ziiiip**

    • @fuzzy4461
      @fuzzy4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you can find a lower price on a stocked item, we'll beat it by 10%

    • @tarrabruh
      @tarrabruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jumbuck Delta 2 Burner Flat BBQ With Folding Legs now only $98

    • @klandalfthewhite9859
      @klandalfthewhite9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Total tools - Every tool, every trade, guaranteed

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kings, its recently come to my attention that at Mitre 10 - we'll see you right.

  • @korvynknightway
    @korvynknightway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    "You're not a warrior anymore. You're mah wife."
    I'm using that 😂😂😂😂

  • @MilleniumActress
    @MilleniumActress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Let's make a dragon, Dany." Lmao.

  • @amhk5918
    @amhk5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Fucking love the Witcher 3 soundtrack in the background

  • @OdinComposer
    @OdinComposer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    John going "I don't want it" and Bran & Sansa as Rick & Morty is the funniest shit

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Dany: Jon, I'm having a baby!
    Jon: ... *I dohn' wah eh*

  • @darnchacha1632
    @darnchacha1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was watching this at work and I lost my shit when Arya put on Jamie Lannester's face, everyone looked at me, good video.

  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think if IH had a British accent, he could legit sound like Tyrion

    • @DirtyPoul
      @DirtyPoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he's better at doing British accents than Peter Dinklage.

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dirty Poul true

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    These videos with Sumito are literally the situations where someone keeps adding to a joke while everyone around them are dying laughing

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And he just keeps leaning into the New York accent.