"Take note, Troy. This is how you do it." Yes, I said a line in the Sonic IDW comics on a Mario Kart video. What you gonna do? Comments take 3 living frames to think up.
Retarded Bobo Omg you’re so stupid! How would they use 99,999c to get to the moon!? You’re so dumb, how does this have over 100 likes!? People are so dumb and can’t think with their brains!
3:00 OMG! That was one of craziest feats I've ever seen in MKWii, and I've seen a lot of crazy s*it! If you slow it to 0.25 speed, you can literally see the camera getting left behind as it can't catch up with the bullet bill, and you see a 3rd person view of the bullet bill actually flying though the air until it hits the finish line and warps the camera back! Dear Lord this is awesome! :D
@@poggatura That may be why, though you can't deny that at 3:02.5 the bullet's speed dramatically increased. Maybe it increased because the camera was stuck and no longer limiting it, or that over time it just picked up acceleration and flew into an open space instead of hitting those walls from before.
16:38 “This is a world record strat, guys.” *falls into abyss* This is me like, all the the time in games. I says I got a 500 IQ, world record strat, then I die immediately.
some highlights that I thought were funny 2:08 don't mind Birdo and the other AI going out of bounds 4:45 I think you went *too* fast for that shortcut 6:10 The face of someone who broke the bullet bill 8:18 I thought the biggest oof was seeing someone die at the last second of a round in a game, nope, this is it: you got flattened by a person using a mega mushroom. you also drove into their back 9:09 I love how that race gets crazier when the music gets to the good part (also there are posters with mii's faces on them. anyone else see those?) 9:20 yeah Birdo again. 9:54 and 10:06 Wh- I- Just how? 11:30 oh okay well I'ma head out of the universe twice in under ten seconds 11:49 therapist: walls are not real they can't hurt you 12:00 "I can't be stopped" It takes almost ten seconds for you to be stopped then you get stopped again by going out of bounds and again 12:48 Yeah you did something crazy alright 13:12 you get saved by the barrier 13:16 nevermind 13:43 I don't think many of us are losing to the CPU. though I did unlock Gannondorf with a mii gunner and 3 dash attacks 14:05 You're going the wrong way! Wait. 16:39 "This is the world record strat" ...Okay 17:58 "YES YES NO" 18:20 "He's a straight shooter" Well yes but no 18:46 Don't take risks like that 19:05 "That was perfect" I uhh... I don't think so 21:32 you sniped the ship. nice
@@JamesSmith-vm2pl With some routing I would bet over half the tracks are faster on 99999 CC. Luigi Circuit, Dry Dry, Grumble, Moonview, MCWii, Toad's Factory, MMM will all be blatantly favored by 99999 CC. So yes... definitely stupid.
12:53 Did y’all see Baby Mario shoot clear to the left of the screen?
Yeetus fetus
"Aight I'm bout to head out"
Home run!!
Yep
Juulian Hilser XD LOL
Troy: it’s very hard to go out of bounds
Birdo: hold my beer fam
02:12
Ye😂😂😂
Also baby Mario right before. He zooms straight up
Adityax26 aditya mom
Legend says Birdo is still going
:D
This is how I'm going to beat your MKWii speedrun
Bathaniel Nandy
LOL
Nathaniel 99,999cc Bandy every time
Waiting for NB to do MKWii backwards with this mod.
How 99,999 cc is mind blowing
17:46 Baby Mario: Bye-
LMAO
Baby Go Bye Bye
And then TROY laughs
@Tanner Brateng r/woooosh
@@zachatck64 you just.... woosh'd a joke.....
On rainbow road none of the cpu are going anywhere ...
43:00
Yep, traped in a loop of dying and respawning, what a cruel end for them D8
baby peach made it somewhere lmao
LMAO
uwu chan Wario to
Wario: Hold my beer
2:10 "There's nothing you can do, you can't get over the wall," says Troy, as Birdo's track icon flies rapidly to the top left of the screen
Want to like but it’s at 200
@@lucy9520 here you go, bud. 😉
HiFolksImAdam lol
5:44
The vehicle moved left exactly at the time troy’s finger hit dry bones
Coincidence? I think not
Lol
PERFECT TIMING XDDD
That is a bit tooooooo fast
Holy fuckin shit. Astute observation.
2:12 Eventually, Birdo stopped thinking
Birdo: 🗿
Is that a JoJo reference?
Yo birdo
All of these memes are making me dye of laughter
@@Tr1tay what colour?
is this how 50cc players see 200cc
Lol guess yes
Preach
Underrated
i can agree 😂
Who tf plays 50cc? I started on 150cc and never stopped until 200cc
3:02 when she says she's home alone
*” 8 T H P L A C E “*
FINISH
Lmaoo
OMG why am I in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
XD
5:55 Toad Abandons his Factory
(Some Year,Colourized)
Made my day. Congrats xD
Toad is going faster than the speed of light
You killed me
He abandoned it in 1947
Dez Random *2018
21:31 how the titanic really sunk
Lmao
LMAO the titanic got hit by a green shell
Lol
indeed
Green shell through the window with police chase music in the background
16:40 look at Rosalina doing that shortcut lol
Magician 539
Rosalina: Mr.Stark.. I don’t feel so good..
Bro, I need to do that
CandacePlays: I’ve gotta try this! I wanted to try it last week but then I got sick. Sucks.
Minimap
Whaaaaaaaat😂😂😂😂😂
6:13
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
Too true 😂
his face during that perfects it
You could have referenced his face or the game and it it's still perfect
CSquared Fil
Pahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: “These edibles ain’t shit”
Me 15 minutes later: 6:12
6:23
17:57
His face at the moment left me gasping for air
LMFAO YES
@@mist9798 it was so funny
16:38 “This is the world record strat”
Rosalina: nah fam this is the strat
You just copied two comments smh
And it has 182 likes vs your 1 lol
@@VishnuSrigirirajuit’s a comment, it takes like 2 seconds to come up with it
"Take note, Troy. This is how you do it."
Yes, I said a line in the Sonic IDW comics on a Mario Kart video. What you gonna do? Comments take 3 living frames to think up.
6:06 It appears there's a party outside the map, but I'm not invited
Matthew Brooks imagine if this was *PARKER PLAYS* PARKER WOUOD GO NUTS!!!
Omg
LOL
Flying across the map 😂
LOL
*[**12:13**]* "It's so friendly"
*Immediately gets chucked off the course*
"Almost.."
@@chasing9554 okay we didnt get the lap count there
ya alot
i’m dying at this comment lmao
Well that was interesting.
Part 2 th-cam.com/video/saU1kWEPeTc/w-d-xo.html
Yes
I'm hyyyype!
Yes Please XD
Yes
TWD98 plz do mk7 speed run
24:03 thank you Troy, for giving me motion sickness
Tails:Whoaa! My head's spinning
18:22 “This one is a straight shooter. Watch this.”
*Proceeds to...*
You know what, I’ll let this one explain itself.
We he reached where he needed to go in the end
Jacobomb but only just.
@@thegalaxycollector5387 me too
It proceeds to be unstraight
21:30 did you really have to throw the shell at the ship
Y E E T
@lxvelots AKA: the Titanic all over again
The shell flew threw a window at max speed putting 2 people in critical condition
It’s a Mario Yacht!
He threw that shell and YOU liked the video! Making you complicit in an act of terror!
21:31 *shell goes through window on ship*
Fbi open up. Alright guys, we got the hooligan
ohh
Waffle Person a
You just disrespected Justin. You said a yacht is a boat
7:56 He hit the wall so hard he lost his bullet bill.
Yo, he actually hit a character who had the star ability and i believed you for a second there
qwebbie we know
He is the rocket
@@Miraj1006 rip to u
@@Miraj1006 r/woosh
6:11 when she says her parents aren‘t home…
I was waiting for someone to comment on this
Best comment 😂
Or 2:49
LMAOOOOOOOO
YES 😂😂😂
31:36 "The most well put together track" is the one that slowly falls apart throughout the race.
❤❤
47:32
"Slow and steady wins the race"
Two seconds later: *NYOOM*
*NYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
nyoom
mooyn
Yes
18:29 When you’re laying in bed and get that falling feeling
I Can fully relate with that
In my dreams
Wooowww i didnt know anyone else had that😂😂😂
I thought I wa the only one😂😂
Yeeees! I dont feel more space and i freak out, its so strange!
"Ok guys this is the World Record strat" *phases out of existence*
Dragonflew He said it in the video right as I read your comment.
9:13 birdo looks like has wings and his control of his speed is incredible
Luis 5283 HAHAHAHHAHAHA LMAOOO
IM DYING
LMFAO, THAT'S LITERALLY THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN 😂
Birdo is a she
nintendo said trans rights
42:54 welcome to Europe, we dont get that many visitors
Andrux europe is the most visited place in the world
In Mariokart, you usually just drop in Greenland or Canada lol that was a joke
@@amyruss4828 woooooooosh
Just like Troy
From a fellow coin collector, hello.
"This is the world record strat"
16:38
MkWii: "Oh is it now?"
LMAOOO
Baby peach just committed suicide
Also how u get that speed tho
Rosalina: someone hold my pepsi, i'm about to end this whole man's career
@@joescicchitano3120😂
The Apollo space program should’ve used 99,999c to get to the moon quicker
45:40 so close
Nasa: wants to know your location
*_ACCEPT_*
Harvard: You wanna scholarship?
Retarded Bobo
Omg you’re so stupid! How would they use 99,999c to get to the moon!? You’re so dumb, how does this have over 100 likes!? People are so dumb and can’t think with their brains!
9:57 When the teacher tells to read the paragraph and you don't know what page it's on.
Luke Pixel same
strikeminer same here dude
I don't get it
Me neither
@Keegz 64 I got it
34:13
Troy: "We're not even first, dude. Rosalina's beasting it"
Rosalina: *slips on her own banana
3:00 OMG! That was one of craziest feats I've ever seen in MKWii, and I've seen a lot of crazy s*it!
If you slow it to 0.25 speed, you can literally see the camera getting left behind as it can't catch up with the bullet bill, and you see a 3rd person view of the bullet bill actually flying though the air until it hits the finish line and warps the camera back! Dear Lord this is awesome! :D
The bullet phazed through the wall and hit the out of bounds, that's why the camera was left behind
@@poggatura That may be why, though you can't deny that at 3:02.5 the bullet's speed dramatically increased. Maybe it increased because the camera was stuck and no longer limiting it, or that over time it just picked up acceleration and flew into an open space instead of hitting those walls from before.
Listening to troy go ohhh at 0.25 is weird
@@shaggymotionless4269 Yeah, but it's worth it to see this epic Mario Kart moment!
Snookie BassZilla what about the sound
5:55 uh look at the mini map
Toad: WHAAAAAAAAAAA
*he yeet himself out of the world*
@@MittensWichen XD YEETUS TOAD DELETUS
@@zachatck64 *deleted*
ItsJust Me9066 goodbye toad
Toad abandons his factory
Let's be honest, we all came for 42:12
Thanks for the timestamp.
xd VorteX no
I just came for crazy weird stuff
xd VorteX oh yeah yeah
Oh yea
43:09 fly me to da moon
And let me play among the stars !!!! Bayonetta loves this video
41:20 "I don't know why I'm going for an item box, what am I gonna get that's gonna help me?"
Me: A Warp Whistle
6:11
how it feels to chew 5 gum
look at his face
Lol
*STIMULATE YOUR SENSES*
16:38 “This is a world record strat, guys.”
*falls into abyss*
This is me like, all the the time in games. I says I got a 500 IQ, world record strat, then I die immediately.
Too relatable man :(
Rosalina on the other hand…
18:43: I know where to use the bullet bill now, ya know what? Imma be risky and use it right now
Famous last words
Daisy had a star then commited suicide.
Everybody gansta
Until they go up the wrong escalator.
Yeet
Nice
Doesn't matter at all in this cc
50cc wrong escalator: snail
99k wrong escalator: I am speed
Let’s be honest. The best part of this video is the CPUs on the minimap!
True
No
True
XD
Lol. So cuzy
You r correcc
43:18 BACK TO REALITY, OH THERE GOES GRAVITY
LG GamingLeaf how does gravity work on rainbow road
I love eminem ❤️
16:38
''This is the world record strat''
*Instant 12th*
Every time he goes out of bounds
- play "we're blasting off again"
- 1 pushup
- 1 shot of whisky
d r u n k a n d s w o l e
more like wine due to your pfp
@@kuromifytheworld008 apple juice
9:54 Slow down, dude! You're already climbing walls!
4:56 Look at the minimap toad flew off screen
NoctaRacer how did that even happen? Hahahahaha
@@CarlDillynson it happend alot actually
watch the minimap 6:01
@@alexmaclellan5631 lol
0:38
play that 8 hour "desert road" map on 99,999 CC
Dahbus yes
_taps accelerate lightly_
*ZOOMS TO END*
desert bus
It would still take about 20-25 minutes (and that's using a constant bullet bill)
Lol I love that map
6:12 The face reaction of Troy
He really said 👁👄👁
Ikr so priceless
3:03
31:46 the Dry Bones icon on the back of the vehicle has been replaced with Mario's face XD
XD
wOw
Actually is Mario going away from the map
@@Sueta2016 r/woooosh
@@Sueta2016 Can't take a joke?
6:11 Me when there's free food.
Troy, or the bullet?
Troy is me when I realise how bad my internet is
Omg wow so funny
Troy’s face...
When the free food was poison and you run to the toilet
43:10 Hey! It’s Dry bones 11! The first living dead koopa to go to the moon!
22:14
Troy: we stayed in the pipe
Mk wii: oh no you don't.
17:17 Vladimir Lenin speech, 1917 colourised
I expected this to be insane, BUT NOT THIS INSANE!
Yea, me too THIS IS NUTS!!!!!!!!!
Finally, a new F-Zero game
This game has the blue falcon in it too right? If so than it's really like f-zero
Ik this is a joke but
This will never compare to a new F-Zero
When you want to play mario kart in under 6 minutes before going to school
Ironically, N64 Rainbow Road is about that long 😂
@@samuelitooooo true 😂
18:19
My favorite part!
Calthecool “he’s a straight shooter.”
some highlights that I thought were funny
2:08 don't mind Birdo and the other AI going out of bounds
4:45 I think you went *too* fast for that shortcut
6:10 The face of someone who broke the bullet bill
8:18 I thought the biggest oof was seeing someone die at the last second of a round in a game, nope, this is it: you got flattened by a person using a mega mushroom. you also drove into their back
9:09 I love how that race gets crazier when the music gets to the good part (also there are posters with mii's faces on them. anyone else see those?)
9:20 yeah Birdo again.
9:54 and 10:06 Wh- I- Just how?
11:30 oh okay well I'ma head out of the universe twice in under ten seconds
11:49 therapist: walls are not real they can't hurt you
12:00 "I can't be stopped" It takes almost ten seconds for you to be stopped then you get stopped again by going out of bounds and again
12:48 Yeah you did something crazy alright
13:12 you get saved by the barrier
13:16 nevermind
13:43 I don't think many of us are losing to the CPU. though I did unlock Gannondorf with a mii gunner and 3 dash attacks
14:05 You're going the wrong way! Wait.
16:39 "This is the world record strat" ...Okay
17:58 "YES YES NO"
18:20 "He's a straight shooter" Well yes but no
18:46 Don't take risks like that
19:05 "That was perfect" I uhh... I don't think so
21:32 you sniped the ship. nice
More people need to see this
someone clip all of these into an animation, pleaes
5:59
Look at the map!
Looks like that one map in F-Zero X xD
SO LONG, -GAY- DRY BOWSER
"Oh, this ramp can cause complete chaos, I already know it." *character sprinkler going on in minimap* Eyes in the wrong spot, man. XD
Nocturnal Butterfly lmao ive seen that video
“Slow and steady”
*hits boost panel*
“Aw shit here we go again...”
Loving MKW after 10 years, thank you troy 👍🏻👍🏻
That jump at 10:23 was very satisfying.
Jeah he jumped over the hole upstairs
He says it is impossible to glitch outside moo moo meadows but at 2:07 mario Yeets out of bounds
Dolphinplays Roblox baby mario
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then 4 seconds later Birdo goes to space.
39:29 baby Mario wants to be a Thwomp when he is older 🥶
Lol
0:57 あー追いつけない(絶望)
What
Jalda
Ah oitukenai
@@user-sd2vn7tp4e nani
たしかにww
草
When you move out I’m ready for cooking with TWD98
Cooking Mama TWD98 Mod
@@custardbuni no Nintendo should making a Game called Cooking Troy
TheLynnster HEY TROY you want this spaghetti?
TheLynnster u
“Slow and steady wins the race”
*immediately hits a boost panel*
The Undying Fighter 47:30 is the time stamp for anyone wondering
This just popped into my recommenced. TH-cam finally did their job right
I did a while ago, I just got the 1cc one
Same
25:59
*Troy solving a Rubick’s heptahedron*
A megaminx
Tonkao87 Conan NAH A TERAMINX
22:50
Toad got the shortcut.
69 likes wys
The Pink Guy Next Door
Well yes I’m going to stop commenting because I finished the video.
no one:
troy: I have very delicate hands
14:41
troy:
moving out
his only worry:
having to make his own steak
Underrated
mood.
3:02 Me when I’m late for school
Nice profile pic
@@lacyoden Thx
You’re not lying lmao😂
6:11 Me running home from school
But shool sox!
99,999 CC Baby Booster vs 150 CC Flame Runner CLAN WAR?!?? Now that's an idea
Apart from flame runners getting all the points
Yeah
in simple tracks like Luigi circuit, flame runners would die
Are you stupid? How would that be a competition? The Flame Runner would obviously win.
it would be great on tracks like rainbow road if half the 99’999cc people raced and half just bumped the flame runners off to delay them
@@JamesSmith-vm2pl With some routing I would bet over half the tracks are faster on 99999 CC. Luigi Circuit, Dry Dry, Grumble, Moonview, MCWii, Toad's Factory, MMM will all be blatantly favored by 99999 CC. So yes... definitely stupid.
That bullet bill on MMM LOOOOOL
Edit: and the one on TF DUUUUUDE
Edit 2: 11:28 oh my god
Edit 3: the music on KC got glitched out wowww
What's KC?
@@thesilenceryoshi6124 koopa cape
Music got glitched out?
Got enough edits there bud?
I wanted about to comment about 11:28. It's so crazy looking.
Basically "Driving when her parents aren't at home" simulator.
26:56 Funky Kong Said The F-Word.
It actually sounds like he said that but he said "FUNKY"
Dry bowser died
Hey daisy, what happened? !
He said ‘OH NUUUUUUUU’
1:13 the timer was on 23 minutes lmao
That is how the anti cheat system works.
Guys! We are racing at 99,999 cc and you won't believe what happened!
*Ali-A music plays*
Troy: presses the drive button for not even a millesecond
Dry Bones: Understandable, have a nice day
"We're still losing to Rosalina, last race guys"
*Rainbow Road*
*8 minutes of video left*
oh boy
Look at the timer when he goes in goal at 1:11
What
The time changes a lot
Wtf
It glitched
He really took his time
31:47 I guess this is mario’s vehicle now...
OMG thank you guys so much for the likes!!! I have never gotten even a fraction of this EVER!
I had to rewatch it three times the mario icon from the map perfectly lines up with dry bone's on his cart that's amazing.
Halaffa Pokemagician same
You have 198 likes it's nothing special kid. You're just stopping yourself getting liked by saying: ONG THANKS FIR THE LIKES OMG
JACK HEPPNER yeah lol
LOL
6:13 Troy.exe has stopped working
The system has crashed. Please wait....
TAS with this would be the best thing ever.
26:54
That Funky Kong had me laughing after he launched himself after you did.
02:12
"It's hard to go out of area"
*Birdo: "Hold my beer"*
Stolen fk nolifer
11:28 Mario Kart physics at it finest
2:12 how did no one see birdo flying off the map😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I did
LMAO
i did it was so hilarious
"I'm gonna try to make every race as entertaining as I can"
*doesn't try the mario circuit ramp*
Temmy9 literally wtf
2:06 LMFAO Baby Mario
21:56 Sneeze 'n' Dab! lol
99,999 speed mariokart 8 deluxe smart steering
Thats so op
24:03 扉が開いた洗濯機
みょみょみょみょみょ I don’t speak Japanese but that was amazing
Washing machine whose door is opening.in English.
English speak it
日本人いた！
ヘイガイズで反応した俺氏
You should make a "99,999cc Expert Shortcuts" vid
Niek Warnas agree
That was solid
Troy:
Solid snake
Troy: *war flashbacks*