I got one for Mace: Anakin: "Master Windu tell me a joke." Windu: "The rank of Master." Anakin: "I don't get it..." Windu:..."I know" Windu: TAKE A SEAT.
I really like the small details they put in the Canon it makes it seem more immersive and you can see and read stuff that most people don't think of or wouldn't.
A conflicted Padawan tells his Jedi Master that he has turned to the Dark Side. Being a peaceful Jedi, the Master eventually wins the following battle by loving his former student to pieces.
I kind of like the small details that they are putting into canon it really make it seem more immersive and you see or read stuff that most people wouldn't think of.
As you say he's very calm and collected the only thing I could think of was maybe his friend Dax that four armed guy. Having him make a joke about how he tried to set him up with a girl or something like that and he shot her down cuz he was a Jedi and would rather sit there and play with his lightsaber. I think that would get at least a Snicker out of Obi One from Dax.
What if yoda was a grey Jedi and he study dark side powers like force lightning and forced drain etc he could possible learn how to focus his anger in a fight to help give him an advantage but also know how to control never letting the dark side take full control over him
How do you catch a wampa? You go to Hoth and cut a hole in the ice. You ring the hole with frozen peas and hide. Wait for the wampa to come to take a pea and kick him in the ice hole
Anakin: "Master, I'm so glad to see you made it out of the Base in time-I thought your entire strike team was killed" Obi-Wan: "No I'm afraid I'm the Obi Survivor " Anakin:"what was that?" Obi Wan: " What I'm saying Anakin, is that I am the only Wan survivor to make it out" Obi Wan smiles and walks away, as Anakin facepalms
"General Kenobi, Knock knock" "[Sigh] Who is there, Commander Cody" "Separatist, sir" "Separatist who?" "Separatist are approaching from the south" "Well then, we should go greet them"
"Hey, you see that 10 year old boy who just asked if Padme was an angel? Yeah, he's going to become a Sith Lord, destroy the Jedi and create a Empire that will rule the entire Galaxy."
Me if I had to make him laugh: Hey do you wanna hear a joke Obi Wan: Sure Me: (just sits there silently) Obi Wan: What is it? Me: what? Obi Wan: you asked if I wanted to hear a joke Me: I know Obi Wan: Well? Me: well what? Obi Wan: Aren't you going to tell me one Me: no.
Joke to Kenobi: "What person can't be killed, takes everything with a grain of humor, is calm, and battled his closest friend?" Answer, "Ewan a legendary story."
Obiwan and luke are eating dim sum. Luke tries to eat with chopsticks and keeps on dropping the food. Obiwan gets really fed up with the mess, leans over and says " use the forks luke".
Joke for Obi Wan: At the doctor: -Are you fertile? -Yes, i have very high ammount of sperm cell in my sperm, doctor. -Do you have test results? -I didn't do any. -Then how do you know that? -She needs to chew before swallowing.
high ground
*low ground
That would not make him laugh
Mystic Fire I agree
"Hey obi wan, have you seen anakin's new suit? He got it at the darth mall for half off. It still cost him an arm and a leg though."
nick stgelais
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nick stgelais nice :)
I busted out hard laughing from that one.
“Standing ovation “
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Only Imperial Stormtroopers can be so precise..........
From a Certain Point of View...
Which does anakin hate more: sand or the high ground ?
Rythlar . Sand
When the sand has the high ground
He doesn't hate the high ground, he just doesn't respect it.
chris telmeth
Joke for Obi Wan:
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
Gwyn, Lord of Sunlight aaaaayyyyyyy...
Because green thumb, he has.
Funyyyyyy JOK!
I got one for Mace:
Anakin: "Master Windu tell me a joke."
Windu: "The rank of Master."
Anakin: "I don't get it..."
Windu:..."I know"
Windu: TAKE A SEAT.
From my point of view Disney is evil.
"It's so uncivilized that you don't have the high ground"
There’s a sale at the maul, everything’s half off...
😂😂😂
I would tell Obi wan about the droid attack on the wookies
But you are obi wan
madbear3512 I think your confused my name is Old ben
I wonder if he talking about Old Ben
Or is there a ether
But his allegiance is to the republic to Democracy!!
Who can? Obi-wan Ken...
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I really like the small details they put in the Canon it makes it seem more immersive and you can see and read stuff that most people don't think of or wouldn't.
Hello there
General Kenobi!!!
You stole my joke
More Obi Wan please.He is my favorite Jedi.
Colleen Schmidt.... I'll not be needed in the LAST jedi then...
Don't be silly now. Luke is the only one that really matters in the whole movie. Obi Wan would just be a force ghost.
A conflicted Padawan tells his Jedi Master that he has turned to the Dark Side. Being a peaceful Jedi, the Master eventually wins the following battle by loving his former student to pieces.
Hey Obi-Wan, there's a sale at the Maul, and everything's HALF OFF.
You stoled this idea from the other guy
Kai Kas Linn Who?
Simple, I would look back on anakin thinking he could stand a chance at the high ground
You should have say you were my boyfriend I mean you were my brother
It would probably be 'The High Ground'. It needs to be something he'll get...
You were my boyfriend I mean my brother
Then I shouldn't make any 'Master' jokes around you then?
Anakin Skywalker I'm your biggest fan Anakin.
Rey Darkest knight really? You're favourite is the best father in the world?
Anakin Skywalker I am your commander
How to make him laugh?
"I have seen a security hologram of him... Killing younglings"
I kind of like the small details that they are putting into canon it really make it seem more immersive and you see or read stuff that most people wouldn't think of.
Anakin: Master the council granted me as Jedi Master! How was thy trip to Utapau?
Obi: *on the floor gasping about the joke*
How warm is the inside of a tauntaun? *Luke warm*
The force ghosts returning is my most anticipated moment for TLJ.
Me: Hey Obi Wan! Guess what?
Obi-Wan: What?
Me: Mace fell out the Windu
anakin was the choSAND one
Obi-Wan: cut's my limbs off because it is a terrible joke
What is hotter than a baked potato?
Your apprentice...
You really roasted him didn't you
Ayy.
Ima-Gun Di Darth Ben.
Ima-Gun Di I didn't really I made that I got bored
"What's a Jedi's favorite Italian desert?"
- "OBI-WAN KENNOLI!"
It's worth mentioning that he briefly communicated with Rey during her Force Vision.
I've got the high ground.
It’s over obi-wan I have the higher ground
Me: Hey Obi, what's red and black and killed the dutchess?
Yung Lime Yees.
Heheheheheheh
What’s a Jedi’s favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Kenollies! Haha
so a Jedi Knight, his padwan and a shapeshifter go to a bar...
Ha, someone releasing SW videos without Episode VIII spoilers 😂
As you say he's very calm and collected the only thing I could think of was maybe his friend Dax that four armed guy. Having him make a joke about how he tried to set him up with a girl or something like that and he shot her down cuz he was a Jedi and would rather sit there and play with his lightsaber. I think that would get at least a Snicker out of Obi One from Dax.
It would be awesome if someone made a video of Obi Wan seeing the events, it would be a nice visual.
What if yoda was a grey Jedi and he study dark side powers like force lightning and forced drain etc he could possible learn how to focus his anger in a fight to help give him an advantage but also know how to control never letting the dark side take full control over him
Whats the music playing during the video
Anakin has the high ground
Obi Wan: Laughs with pity on the HIGHER ground
How do you catch a wampa?
You go to Hoth and cut a hole in the ice. You ring the hole with frozen peas and hide. Wait for the wampa to come to take a pea and kick him in the ice hole
What to tell Obi? ''I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.'' He will most likely get triggered
Anakin: "Master, I'm so glad to see you made it out of the Base in time-I thought your entire strike team was killed"
Obi-Wan: "No I'm afraid I'm the Obi Survivor "
Anakin:"what was that?"
Obi Wan: " What I'm saying Anakin, is that I am the only Wan survivor to make it out"
Obi Wan smiles and walks away, as Anakin facepalms
this was the real reason Anakin became a -shitlord- sithlord
XD
I know I'm a year late but u know that wan is the Scottish term for 1? It's quite easy to spot if u r Scottish
"So Uncivilized."
"The ability to speak does not make one intelligent." -Qui-gon Jinn
Joshua Fredericksen True. Obiwan did not start wise.
"I don't mind flying but what you're doing is suicide" that's my joke
Joke for you I have, Kenobi
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where does a Jedi go to get a body art?
*Tatoo-ine*
Hmmmmmmmm funny joke
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavysaber
Gee, guess you could say Darth Maul is half the man you ever where.
"General Kenobi, Knock knock"
"[Sigh] Who is there, Commander Cody"
"Separatist, sir"
"Separatist who?"
"Separatist are approaching from the south"
"Well then, we should go greet them"
Me: goodbye old friend ... foreshadow
Obi wan: laughs .. good one old friend
But why would Maul want Kenobi to tell him that he was watching over the chosen one? Did Maul know something?
I’d say a terrible joke about Palpatine and then when he doesn’t laugh at all I’d say “Come on, give me a chance..ellor”
What do you call a severed living thing? Your padawan anakin Skywalker
I saved your life many times, you omi-wan
"I MAY NOT HAVE THE HIGH GROUND! BUT I WILL STILL WIN!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the high ground
obi-wan how high can you get when your on the high ground ? as high as you can go !
"Hey, you see that 10 year old boy who just asked if Padme was an angel? Yeah, he's going to become a Sith Lord, destroy the Jedi and create a Empire that will rule the entire Galaxy."
Me: Obi-win I have the high ground
Obi-win: I have the higher ground
Me: Crap
A joke for a newly knighted Obi-Wan... "A normal blaster pistol is going to save your life."
I would love to see Obi Wan in the Lat Jedi!
Me if I had to make him laugh: Hey do you wanna hear a joke
Obi Wan: Sure
Me: (just sits there silently)
Obi Wan: What is it?
Me: what?
Obi Wan: you asked if I wanted to hear a joke
Me: I know
Obi Wan: Well?
Me: well what?
Obi Wan: Aren't you going to tell me one
Me: no.
From my point of view the highground is evil!
Keizer Van Enerc WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!
I would tell obi wan that he was nice to "cut anakin some slack" when he turned to the dark side.
I feel like Obi Wan thought to himself
*"Okay, Anakin saw the future and only made it worst, I'll just let it all play out."*
Hey have you heard about the paddawan with one limbs well he is vader now
Knock knock, who's there, high ground, high ground who? Its over anikan, i have the high ground
I ha satine it but apparently Mandalore is very beautiful.
Most awesome vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
High ground
I would say YOUR WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
luke: how did my father die?obi-wan: a young jedi name darth vader... wasn't very good at playing the floor is the lava
Anakin having the high ground
How many Jedi does it take to replace the Kyber Crystal in a lightsaber? Only-Wan, Kenobi.
Joke to Kenobi:
"What person can't be killed, takes everything with a grain of humor, is calm, and battled his closest friend?"
Answer,
"Ewan a legendary story."
the right question is what joke can be said to make Anakin laugh....
Is the accent in the beginning real? I honestly cannot tell, you may be the master troll.
It would be a bit ‘shocking’ to find a joke that could ‘spark’ a laugh in Palpatin.
"Maul had the high ground."
Obiwan and luke are eating dim sum. Luke tries to eat with chopsticks and keeps on dropping the food. Obiwan gets really fed up with the mess, leans over and says " use the forks luke".
What is a jedi's favorite dessert?!, OBI WAN CANNOLI!!!
Not a joke but a poem
Mustafar is red,
Kamino is blue,
You were my brother Anakin,
I loved you.
Obi wan is so cool.I don't think it'd be that hard to make him laugh. I think if you hit him with one of his own puns, he'd at least chuckle.
*HELLO* *THERE* Bessy that was your intro
Thumbnail look like Star Wars mixtape droppin' in 2018.
WOW! I NEVER KNEW THAT.
Why don't force ghosts tell what they see
What do you call someone on death sticks on top of a skyscraper? The high ground
I would love to see old Ben show up and talk to Luke and Rey
Hell yes! More General Kenobi!!
I would tell him he was right about one thing, the negotiations were short!
I would say that... He trained Anakin good.
"What was you thinking about that side braid "?
Force Ghosts are our specialety
Me: Master Kenobi, you just left Anakin on Mustafar?
Obi-wan: Yes...why?
Me: I think that might have been a *grievous* mistake....
Joke for Obi Wan:
Anakin was a master.
A master of *GETTING CAUGHT* .
I find this depressing, poor Obi Wan
Joke for Obi Wan:
At the doctor:
-Are you fertile?
-Yes, i have very high ammount of sperm cell in my sperm, doctor.
-Do you have test results?
-I didn't do any.
-Then how do you know that?
-She needs to chew before swallowing.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your feet? Anakin
Amazing!