"Woke" Jokes - Comedy from Home (E120)
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- "Woke" Jokes
Comedy from Home (E120)
The "Woke" Movement is hitting even the tamest of comedians these days (and that means me!). I was asked to take several jokes out of my corporate show recently because they made "fun" of people. People who did dumb things and I had the audacity to say "that was dumb!" How dare me! The only way to fight this out-of-control Woke Movement is to tell "Woke" Jokes. If you can laugh with them - laugh at them!
C'mon people - we need to be able to laugh at ourselves and others!
It's healthy!
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The joke about the California cows actually hurt me. I was watching this video late at night on my phone, and my wife, who was trying to sleep, hit me for shaking the bed laughing.
LOL!!!
That's funny
Never change your act for ANYONE! If their telling you to remove jokes, then you're over the target. Never sell out. EVER.
“You can’t joke about Kim Kardashian! She’s a woman!”
“I’m not making fun of her for being a woman, I’m making fun of her for being Kim Kardashian”
I'm Polish and I'm approving this message, including the Polish joke, it's quite funny :)
_"Kim Kardashian trying to recite the alphabet"_
I just lost it there 🤣I'll be back when I can stand up again 🤣🤣🤣
As an engineer I appreciate Don's humor. He's the thinking person's comic...
He’s lying about not being able to tell jokes about Kim kardashian or food. He knows where the old people that watch Fox News money is
Dictators hate comedians.
Thank you for this video! I'm a native Californian but am SO GLAD I no longer live there! I'm now a proud Texan and love that I can tell jokes and not worry someone will be "offended". Granted, they might be but I just don't care! lol
I love your jokes! And yes comedy is comedy. The best jokes come from real life.
As a Texas Aggie, I can say that we love hearing Aggie jokes. And more generally, most people who are listening to comedy are happy to be the butt of jokes. It's the hyper-woke who "need to be offended on others' behalf" that go crazy. Ignore them, you'll never be able to make them happy anyway. I've seen more comics acting unapologetic and offensive and doubling down when someone tries to call them on it, which is really good to see.
Great! Keep pushing back! We need good, clean comedy!
As a book narrator, I don't understand this wokeness. If I cannot imitate another race, how am I to ever narrate a book again that has more that "white guys" in it? I can't make female voices, I can't make black voices, I can't make Chinese or Indian or Native American voices.... It's called ACTING for a reason!!! If there is NO RACIAL SLURRING INTENDED, how can it be bad (and why is it ONLY BAD) for a Caucasian to imitate another Nationality??? It's STUPID!!! Every other Nationality can imitate AND MAKE FUN OF CAUCASIANS, but we cannot ONLY imitate other Nationalities. Such a DOUBLE STANDARD!!! BTW, great video!
Loved the tardis in the back.
That's actually a replica so that'd be the re- yea no nvm you finish that one :p
Comic and improviser and we've met, Don. I love your joke. I don't see it as offensive. I also get why companies are getting nervous, though. There's been some awful stuff.Your stuff ALWAYS makes me laugh.
I think I agree with you Kathy there’s not a really problem with jokes. The problem is the behind-the-scenes actual discrimination and harm done to many different types of people due to ethnicity, race, gender, sex orientation, etc.
Comedians need to get some slack, but the world needs to improve also.
Well said please keep up the good work Really enjoy your comedy. Thanks for posting.
Howdy Doodie and Lurch, Bwahahahaha. Great rant, totally agree.
I respect your stand on common sense💪😁
I'm glad your channel showed up in my recommendations. I really needed a good laugh.
I feel much better now and I'm a new subscriber. Be well Don!
I loved all your jokes. My favorite was the difference between a wake and a woke person. 😂 Funny stuff!
That Kardashian alphabet joke is GOLD. :)
I like your jokes Don. Keep going!
"we must be able to laugh"
You are right... Carry on!!
"I think you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke." - George Carlin
RIP the legend 🙏
Don sure got funny bones, he should do a movie at some time I think he will be great.
As a Pole, I find Polish jokes to be FUNNY!
Vermontsters! I love it! I'm still laughing.
For what it is worth, I agree with you. I am fed up with this stupid woke ideology. The difference between wake and woke - brilliant! 😂😂😂
I would contribute to a Go Fund Me
for Don to go FULL RICKLES from now on
First of all, I'm glad to see that you are a Whovian, and as a systems administrator/engineer, I find your humor hilarious and spot on. You're absolutely right about the "woke" crowd. They have no sense of humor and thrive on ruining everything for the rest of us. Keep up the comedy!
I’m Latino and I love the cultural jabs in non-pc material.
Did you hear about the Latino that was a dimwit?
Love the Doctor Who in the background!
You're so damn right, Don! please keep up your absolutely brilliant work. Greetings from over the pond.
By the way:
(our equivalent of) Joan Rivers - makeup = weathered Louis Vuitton handbag
4:56 The Polish space agency announced to the world that they were sending a manned mission to the Sun. A reporter stood up and said the spaceship wpould burn up in the heat of the Sun. The spokesman for the agency said they had takencare of that, they were going at night.
Oh, man, it's an old vintage joke about khruschev's soviet government and soviet spacemen after they heard apollo mission success )))
I say and have said many "If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you expect others to laugh at you"
After 40 years in theater there's one thing I'm sure of, if it doesn't offend somebody then it's not comedy.
Recently found you, absolutely love your comedy!
Lerch + Howdy Doody had me cracking up--should be your last multi-media math joke... would be perfect timing and a great way to end a set.
Digital high-five!
Funny is funny. I've always loved your act. And as a bonus I am also a fan of Doctor Who.
Love your work.
Love the police box!
Love your comedy! We need more of this, stop wokness!
If you keep cutting your jokes, you'll be left with (enters stage) 'Hello! I'm Don, alright, well, thanks for coming out, good night!' (exits stage). Channel your inner John Fetterman for that one lol!!! You're welcome :)
Don, I absolutely looooooovvvveeeee your videos!!! They are so funny and intelligently crafted. Also, that rant about woke people had me in splits 😂😂 People be getting so butthurt these days, it’s actually sad. Come on people, laugh a little 😊
Don't give up the fight!
Dame Agatha predicted Woke and the impact it would have on literature and speech. That's why she made Poirot a Belgian instead of her first choice, an Hawaiian. 😅
Finally someone talking reason! You should stand for a president!
We engineers loves your jokes, keep on going….
super funny guy. watched some of the videos. he is proof that you dont need vulgarity to be funny
I saw Don on America's Got Talent. Funny Stuff.
That had me google "joan Rivers with no makeup" and well... yea.. he is not wrong
Im with you Don! More jokes to the people :)
Southern California. The woke capital of America. And you love it there.
I love your humor -
Dear Don, thank you for your jokes, videos and explanation why WOKISM kills the Joke and HUMANITY
Back in the 1990s, I was traveling to Germany on business and working with a lot of twenty somethings pretty fresh out of university (I was a couple of years older than them). Being Germany, most "ethnic" jokes were off limits. So, all of the "old standby jokes" used Opel Manta drivers as the butt instead of Polish people or whatever. "How many Opel Manta drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
My high school Algebra teacher loved Polish jokes. He told them as "Martian" jokes.
You are funny. I should have finished my proof reading.
Don,Kim the K knows exactly what her talents are. She tucks them in to her bra when she dresses.
Don, you give me the same joy as Tommy Cooper gave me. You even look a bit alike ❤❤❤
It's a compliment because you are both adoreble and very handsome! Real man 😊
Thank you Don!
Superb!
👍 for ‘yo birthing parent.’ 😆
There are people who actually say that arithmetic is racist. They should be marginalized through biting humor.
Political correctness is all or nothing with the woke lunatics. Love your material. You hit the nail on the head every time with the ppt comedy
You are so funny!!!!
Anybody with the periodic table on their wall is OK by me!
Yes but women think it's all about them and get offended.
Look up Ricky Gervais dead naming.
Love the TARDIS.
Ah, the slippery slope is progressing along nicely.
My favourite joke of yours is the electron getting pulled over for speeding. I'm sure someone will figure out a reason that it should be offensive to someone! Ever noticed how more often than not the person claiming you are being offensive has decided they can speak on behalf of an entire group that they are not a member of?
I'm Polish. Loved your Polish joke!
Awwww but you're too late. Already, a group of 30 y/o, white, liberal, progressive, purple-haired women are irreparably offended and victimized on your behalf. They are currently burning down a portion of your city and promise that they will try to kill as few Polish people as possible in order to save them. Polish lives matter...
Offended people playing the victimization game will *ALWAYS* be offended and presenting themselves as victims.
I am gay and lmao with George Carlin takes on us.
great humor :)
If you can't laugh at yourself... you have no "sense" [of humor] 🤣
My candidate to replace Polish jokes: Hospital Administrators. How did the Hospital Administrator break his arm on the golf course? He fell off the ball washer.
Please come to Australia
The first guy joke I hear was from my guy uncle in 1993! Him and I became good friends as I grew into adulthood, despite being different on so many levels! We're adults. We can have fun and be honest! He changed my world view in 1993 by telling me its okay to have fun with our differences.
On a side note, ironically, I seen a Disney on YT tonight for the new Dr Who movie...Dr Who is now a black preppy English guy. Talk about going woke. I prefer the Dr Who from the 70's.
Reminds me of the "Jokes about deaf people" bit by Trevor Noah. The whole thing is hilarious, but the relevant bit starts around minute 7 or 8. I really recommend it.
Promise us you keep telling the jokes you want!
More Power To You!!!
Good for you. Enough already with WOKENESS!
Honesty rules!
You could you a Martian. What do you do if a Martian throws a pin at you?...
I live in San Diego and I can't stand wokeness, it is destroying our state and country and even the western world. Ur comedy is hilarious. Please don't ever change for anything. Go woke, go broke.
Wokeness is simply a response to nasty prejudice and discrimination. You want to get over your holding other people down, we will let go of our wokeness.
I am thankful too
Thank you
Thanks for sharing. On the handgranade joke you could always use a fat man. We have never been a protected species. Or maybe a male smoker?
Totally agree bro!! people that can not take a joke, is because they are the problem...
It is funny. How you are telling those "forbidden" jokes. You are still online!
okay, WEF minion
@@niarlatotepbasset I am quite sure in your circles that counts as a AAA-reasoning
I'll make fun of stupid people all day. You can change your intelligence, and if you have no desire to do so, then I have no reason to apologize for making fun of you. Love your material Don!
You can't really change your intelligence. Knowledge and wisdom for sure but intellect, the ability to learn, doesn't budge much. Let me supplement that saying I don't think that means you shouldn't be able to make fun of it still though. Making fun of shit is part of society. If people truly want to be part of society they gotta not take themselves so seriously and be open to a little joking around from time to time. Not society's fault if they choose to eject themselves from it.
We cannot be identified as a number. 😂.
Being Polish I love Polish jokes.
this is so true!
Today, the Polish joke should be, " What do you do if a Woke person throws a pin at you? Run, because...."
The problem with "wokeness" is that the people who are offended are never the "victims", just trying to unsolicited defend them, which is incredibly demeaning. And humor should never be censored. If you can't stand it, stop listening!
I think you missed something crucial: your examples all referred to corporations trying to be or to enforce "wokeness" while the very same organisations will underpay women and discriminate against minorities. Corporate wokeness is a fig leaf.
Don't let them spoil your sense of humor!
Tahitian poi is better. They put pineapple juice in it.
They come from everyone in the end.
The movie office space ages so well. Perhaps someone makes a sequel with all the straight lines that only wokeness can provide.
Don't ever let them cancel you, Don.
Appreciated today's show Don. Have a great 4th !!
So Kim K thinks being famous is a talent? Lol