"Woke" Jokes - Comedy from Home (E120)

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  • "Woke" Jokes
    Comedy from Home (E120)
    The "Woke" Movement is hitting even the tamest of comedians these days (and that means me!). I was asked to take several jokes out of my corporate show recently because they made "fun" of people. People who did dumb things and I had the audacity to say "that was dumb!" How dare me! The only way to fight this out-of-control Woke Movement is to tell "Woke" Jokes. If you can laugh with them - laugh at them!
    C'mon people - we need to be able to laugh at ourselves and others!
    It's healthy!
    Engineer/Comedian Don McMillan can turn his skills on just about any group. There is lots of funny stuff RIGHT in front of you - you're just too busy working to notice it. Don will create a show that is written and performed just for your group! Make your next event an event to remember!
    To BOOK Don, please visit:
    www.technicallyfunny.com/contact/
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  • @DM-kl4em
    @DM-kl4em 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    The joke about the California cows actually hurt me. I was watching this video late at night on my phone, and my wife, who was trying to sleep, hit me for shaking the bed laughing.

  • @applejacks971
    @applejacks971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Never change your act for ANYONE! If their telling you to remove jokes, then you're over the target. Never sell out. EVER.

  • @SleekDiamond41
    @SleekDiamond41 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    “You can’t joke about Kim Kardashian! She’s a woman!”
    “I’m not making fun of her for being a woman, I’m making fun of her for being Kim Kardashian”

  • @MagnusMcManaman
    @MagnusMcManaman 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I'm Polish and I'm approving this message, including the Polish joke, it's quite funny :)

  • @skaruts
    @skaruts 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    _"Kim Kardashian trying to recite the alphabet"_
    I just lost it there 🤣I'll be back when I can stand up again 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeredman9354
    @joeredman9354 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As an engineer I appreciate Don's humor. He's the thinking person's comic...

    • @tonedef221
      @tonedef221 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s lying about not being able to tell jokes about Kim kardashian or food. He knows where the old people that watch Fox News money is

  • @johnmckown1267
    @johnmckown1267 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Dictators hate comedians.

  • @JoeGlines-Automator
    @JoeGlines-Automator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thank you for this video! I'm a native Californian but am SO GLAD I no longer live there! I'm now a proud Texan and love that I can tell jokes and not worry someone will be "offended". Granted, they might be but I just don't care! lol

  • @islandmermaid4413
    @islandmermaid4413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love your jokes! And yes comedy is comedy. The best jokes come from real life.

  • @LoadstoneKnight
    @LoadstoneKnight 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a Texas Aggie, I can say that we love hearing Aggie jokes. And more generally, most people who are listening to comedy are happy to be the butt of jokes. It's the hyper-woke who "need to be offended on others' behalf" that go crazy. Ignore them, you'll never be able to make them happy anyway. I've seen more comics acting unapologetic and offensive and doubling down when someone tries to call them on it, which is really good to see.

  • @007dubbleR
    @007dubbleR 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Great! Keep pushing back! We need good, clean comedy!

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a book narrator, I don't understand this wokeness. If I cannot imitate another race, how am I to ever narrate a book again that has more that "white guys" in it? I can't make female voices, I can't make black voices, I can't make Chinese or Indian or Native American voices.... It's called ACTING for a reason!!! If there is NO RACIAL SLURRING INTENDED, how can it be bad (and why is it ONLY BAD) for a Caucasian to imitate another Nationality??? It's STUPID!!! Every other Nationality can imitate AND MAKE FUN OF CAUCASIANS, but we cannot ONLY imitate other Nationalities. Such a DOUBLE STANDARD!!! BTW, great video!

  • @Spiritofeowyn
    @Spiritofeowyn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Loved the tardis in the back.

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's actually a replica so that'd be the re- yea no nvm you finish that one :p

  • @KathyKlotzGuest
    @KathyKlotzGuest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Comic and improviser and we've met, Don. I love your joke. I don't see it as offensive. I also get why companies are getting nervous, though. There's been some awful stuff.Your stuff ALWAYS makes me laugh.

    • @sethtenrec
      @sethtenrec ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I agree with you Kathy there’s not a really problem with jokes. The problem is the behind-the-scenes actual discrimination and harm done to many different types of people due to ethnicity, race, gender, sex orientation, etc.
      Comedians need to get some slack, but the world needs to improve also.

  • @Gord19
    @Gord19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Well said please keep up the good work Really enjoy your comedy. Thanks for posting.

  • @Pappy_1775
    @Pappy_1775 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Howdy Doodie and Lurch, Bwahahahaha. Great rant, totally agree.

  • @snbforever
    @snbforever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I respect your stand on common sense💪😁

  • @OneWildTurkey
    @OneWildTurkey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I'm glad your channel showed up in my recommendations. I really needed a good laugh.
    I feel much better now and I'm a new subscriber. Be well Don!

  • @larrygoodale8784
    @larrygoodale8784 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I loved all your jokes. My favorite was the difference between a wake and a woke person. 😂 Funny stuff!

  • @kurtschau5768
    @kurtschau5768 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That Kardashian alphabet joke is GOLD. :)

  • @teresasnamesake4784
    @teresasnamesake4784 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like your jokes Don. Keep going!

  • @Felipemcc
    @Felipemcc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "we must be able to laugh"
    You are right... Carry on!!

  • @FlushDesert22
    @FlushDesert22 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I think you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke." - George Carlin

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      RIP the legend 🙏

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don sure got funny bones, he should do a movie at some time I think he will be great.

  • @Jaji1948
    @Jaji1948 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Pole, I find Polish jokes to be FUNNY!

  • @joepuglisi8569
    @joepuglisi8569 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Vermontsters! I love it! I'm still laughing.

  • @judekudera1141
    @judekudera1141 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For what it is worth, I agree with you. I am fed up with this stupid woke ideology. The difference between wake and woke - brilliant! 😂😂😂

  • @ronaldkonkoma4356
    @ronaldkonkoma4356 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would contribute to a Go Fund Me
    for Don to go FULL RICKLES from now on

  • @TrumpetMAB
    @TrumpetMAB ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First of all, I'm glad to see that you are a Whovian, and as a systems administrator/engineer, I find your humor hilarious and spot on. You're absolutely right about the "woke" crowd. They have no sense of humor and thrive on ruining everything for the rest of us. Keep up the comedy!

  • @martinel2450
    @martinel2450 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m Latino and I love the cultural jabs in non-pc material.

    • @sethtenrec
      @sethtenrec ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you hear about the Latino that was a dimwit?

  • @danielsiletti4618
    @danielsiletti4618 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the Doctor Who in the background!

  • @nikolaslarson6891
    @nikolaslarson6891 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You're so damn right, Don! please keep up your absolutely brilliant work. Greetings from over the pond.

    • @nikolaslarson6891
      @nikolaslarson6891 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      By the way:
      (our equivalent of) Joan Rivers - makeup = weathered Louis Vuitton handbag

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    4:56 The Polish space agency announced to the world that they were sending a manned mission to the Sun. A reporter stood up and said the spaceship wpould burn up in the heat of the Sun. The spokesman for the agency said they had takencare of that, they were going at night.

    • @archieohare
      @archieohare 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, man, it's an old vintage joke about khruschev's soviet government and soviet spacemen after they heard apollo mission success )))

  • @StanJones-ww8th
    @StanJones-ww8th 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I say and have said many "If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you expect others to laugh at you"

  • @WandaDeeBackroads
    @WandaDeeBackroads 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After 40 years in theater there's one thing I'm sure of, if it doesn't offend somebody then it's not comedy.

  • @mikeallen1262
    @mikeallen1262 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Recently found you, absolutely love your comedy!

  • @GreylanderTV
    @GreylanderTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lerch + Howdy Doody had me cracking up--should be your last multi-media math joke... would be perfect timing and a great way to end a set.

  • @scottwallace7617
    @scottwallace7617 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Digital high-five!

  • @seakelp3508
    @seakelp3508 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Funny is funny. I've always loved your act. And as a bonus I am also a fan of Doctor Who.

  • @xiaomingbai
    @xiaomingbai 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love your work.

  • @jettdad4507
    @jettdad4507 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love the police box!

  • @dellamohney7226
    @dellamohney7226 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love your comedy! We need more of this, stop wokness!

  • @applejacks971
    @applejacks971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you keep cutting your jokes, you'll be left with (enters stage) 'Hello! I'm Don, alright, well, thanks for coming out, good night!' (exits stage). Channel your inner John Fetterman for that one lol!!! You're welcome :)

  • @OrangeDurito
    @OrangeDurito 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Don, I absolutely looooooovvvveeeee your videos!!! They are so funny and intelligently crafted. Also, that rant about woke people had me in splits 😂😂 People be getting so butthurt these days, it’s actually sad. Come on people, laugh a little 😊

  • @bretmelton3823
    @bretmelton3823 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Don't give up the fight!

  • @TXDude
    @TXDude หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dame Agatha predicted Woke and the impact it would have on literature and speech. That's why she made Poirot a Belgian instead of her first choice, an Hawaiian. 😅

  • @danielgruszczyk2232
    @danielgruszczyk2232 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Finally someone talking reason! You should stand for a president!

  • @herbalhealing39
    @herbalhealing39 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We engineers loves your jokes, keep on going….

  • @t81221
    @t81221 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    super funny guy. watched some of the videos. he is proof that you dont need vulgarity to be funny

  • @pablobruning4508
    @pablobruning4508 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw Don on America's Got Talent. Funny Stuff.

  • @matsv201
    @matsv201 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That had me google "joan Rivers with no makeup" and well... yea.. he is not wrong

  • @rasmusfranzen1201
    @rasmusfranzen1201 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im with you Don! More jokes to the people :)

  • @rich6646
    @rich6646 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Southern California. The woke capital of America. And you love it there.

  • @CTJ2619
    @CTJ2619 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your humor -

  • @MichaelRada-INDUSTRY50
    @MichaelRada-INDUSTRY50 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dear Don, thank you for your jokes, videos and explanation why WOKISM kills the Joke and HUMANITY

  • @NutDriverLefty
    @NutDriverLefty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Back in the 1990s, I was traveling to Germany on business and working with a lot of twenty somethings pretty fresh out of university (I was a couple of years older than them). Being Germany, most "ethnic" jokes were off limits. So, all of the "old standby jokes" used Opel Manta drivers as the butt instead of Polish people or whatever. "How many Opel Manta drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

  • @mrdaniel911
    @mrdaniel911 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My high school Algebra teacher loved Polish jokes. He told them as "Martian" jokes.

  • @wandaowens4722
    @wandaowens4722 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are funny. I should have finished my proof reading.

  • @frankfreeman1444
    @frankfreeman1444 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don,Kim the K knows exactly what her talents are. She tucks them in to her bra when she dresses.

  • @MsAdnaloj
    @MsAdnaloj หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don, you give me the same joy as Tommy Cooper gave me. You even look a bit alike ❤❤❤

    • @MsAdnaloj
      @MsAdnaloj หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a compliment because you are both adoreble and very handsome! Real man 😊

  • @emilestols2973
    @emilestols2973 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you Don!

  • @mordechai-
    @mordechai- ปีที่แล้ว

    Superb!

  • @carlraetzsch
    @carlraetzsch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    👍 for ‘yo birthing parent.’ 😆

  • @bevo65
    @bevo65 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There are people who actually say that arithmetic is racist. They should be marginalized through biting humor.

  • @martinel2450
    @martinel2450 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Political correctness is all or nothing with the woke lunatics. Love your material. You hit the nail on the head every time with the ppt comedy

  • @elmtree33
    @elmtree33 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are so funny!!!!

  • @LesCish
    @LesCish ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anybody with the periodic table on their wall is OK by me!

    • @shadeburst
      @shadeburst ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes but women think it's all about them and get offended.

  • @ricead
    @ricead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Look up Ricky Gervais dead naming.
    Love the TARDIS.

  • @onepoeticromancer
    @onepoeticromancer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah, the slippery slope is progressing along nicely.

  • @donkmeister
    @donkmeister 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favourite joke of yours is the electron getting pulled over for speeding. I'm sure someone will figure out a reason that it should be offensive to someone! Ever noticed how more often than not the person claiming you are being offensive has decided they can speak on behalf of an entire group that they are not a member of?

  • @Jaji1948
    @Jaji1948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Polish. Loved your Polish joke!

    • @johnb5558
      @johnb5558 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Awwww but you're too late. Already, a group of 30 y/o, white, liberal, progressive, purple-haired women are irreparably offended and victimized on your behalf. They are currently burning down a portion of your city and promise that they will try to kill as few Polish people as possible in order to save them. Polish lives matter...

  • @iAPX432
    @iAPX432 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Offended people playing the victimization game will *ALWAYS* be offended and presenting themselves as victims.
    I am gay and lmao with George Carlin takes on us.

  • @claravanser7989
    @claravanser7989 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    great humor :)

  • @ro-mon_gerrs_u-tube1944
    @ro-mon_gerrs_u-tube1944 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you can't laugh at yourself... you have no "sense" [of humor] 🤣

  • @christianlibertarian5488
    @christianlibertarian5488 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My candidate to replace Polish jokes: Hospital Administrators. How did the Hospital Administrator break his arm on the golf course? He fell off the ball washer.

  • @waylandforge8704
    @waylandforge8704 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please come to Australia

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The first guy joke I hear was from my guy uncle in 1993! Him and I became good friends as I grew into adulthood, despite being different on so many levels! We're adults. We can have fun and be honest! He changed my world view in 1993 by telling me its okay to have fun with our differences.

  • @applejacks971
    @applejacks971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    On a side note, ironically, I seen a Disney on YT tonight for the new Dr Who movie...Dr Who is now a black preppy English guy. Talk about going woke. I prefer the Dr Who from the 70's.

  • @ameliasv222
    @ameliasv222 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of the "Jokes about deaf people" bit by Trevor Noah. The whole thing is hilarious, but the relevant bit starts around minute 7 or 8. I really recommend it.

  • @jonkersvideos
    @jonkersvideos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Promise us you keep telling the jokes you want!

  • @ReuvenF957
    @ReuvenF957 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    More Power To You!!!
    Good for you. Enough already with WOKENESS!
    Honesty rules!

    • @ReuvenF957
      @ReuvenF957 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You could you a Martian. What do you do if a Martian throws a pin at you?...

  • @suzz1776
    @suzz1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I live in San Diego and I can't stand wokeness, it is destroying our state and country and even the western world. Ur comedy is hilarious. Please don't ever change for anything. Go woke, go broke.

    • @sethtenrec
      @sethtenrec ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wokeness is simply a response to nasty prejudice and discrimination. You want to get over your holding other people down, we will let go of our wokeness.

  • @lovelovelovehappyhappyhappy
    @lovelovelovehappyhappyhappy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am thankful too
    Thank you

  • @walterhambrick8705
    @walterhambrick8705 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for sharing. On the handgranade joke you could always use a fat man. We have never been a protected species. Or maybe a male smoker?

  • @elcanaldepaodisenohumano
    @elcanaldepaodisenohumano 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Totally agree bro!! people that can not take a joke, is because they are the problem...

  • @christophhenninger6440
    @christophhenninger6440 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It is funny. How you are telling those "forbidden" jokes. You are still online!

    • @niarlatotepbasset
      @niarlatotepbasset 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      okay, WEF minion

    • @christophhenninger6440
      @christophhenninger6440 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@niarlatotepbasset I am quite sure in your circles that counts as a AAA-reasoning

  • @TangoWolf09
    @TangoWolf09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'll make fun of stupid people all day. You can change your intelligence, and if you have no desire to do so, then I have no reason to apologize for making fun of you. Love your material Don!

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You can't really change your intelligence. Knowledge and wisdom for sure but intellect, the ability to learn, doesn't budge much. Let me supplement that saying I don't think that means you shouldn't be able to make fun of it still though. Making fun of shit is part of society. If people truly want to be part of society they gotta not take themselves so seriously and be open to a little joking around from time to time. Not society's fault if they choose to eject themselves from it.

  • @JensPilemandOttesen
    @JensPilemandOttesen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We cannot be identified as a number. 😂.

  • @robertwynn5844
    @robertwynn5844 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Being Polish I love Polish jokes.

  • @luki123231
    @luki123231 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so true!

  • @simeonbaumel7293
    @simeonbaumel7293 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Today, the Polish joke should be, " What do you do if a Woke person throws a pin at you? Run, because...."

  • @Algabatz
    @Algabatz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The problem with "wokeness" is that the people who are offended are never the "victims", just trying to unsolicited defend them, which is incredibly demeaning. And humor should never be censored. If you can't stand it, stop listening!

  • @mikekubr
    @mikekubr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think you missed something crucial: your examples all referred to corporations trying to be or to enforce "wokeness" while the very same organisations will underpay women and discriminate against minorities. Corporate wokeness is a fig leaf.

  • @revaricky
    @revaricky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't let them spoil your sense of humor!

  • @Surfcityham
    @Surfcityham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tahitian poi is better. They put pineapple juice in it.

  • @nome2057
    @nome2057 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They come from everyone in the end.

  • @scotthorning1180
    @scotthorning1180 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The movie office space ages so well. Perhaps someone makes a sequel with all the straight lines that only wokeness can provide.

  • @JusticeBackstrom
    @JusticeBackstrom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't ever let them cancel you, Don.

  • @Steve-ws9kd
    @Steve-ws9kd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Appreciated today's show Don. Have a great 4th !!

  • @keegan2207
    @keegan2207 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So Kim K thinks being famous is a talent? Lol