Max and George discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2023
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i love max trying to subtly say he’s more famous than elphaba💀
Facts though
I always dread Sunday afternoons before I have to go into work the next day, these podcasts keep me sane and make it just that little bit better
when i remembered they posted td suddenly my horrible sunday was not as bad
@@lexi1481 I know right suddenly all my problems disappear and I’m good again hahah
😊 22:09 😊 22:10 22:12
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24:20 timestamp for when they start talking about elphaba drama
my king
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Thank you bestie!! 😅❤
the 2 things i care about on a sunday is: sidemen sundays and this podcast
i feel like i may be insane but im home alone so often at the minute i join in the conversations lmao
i love these two so much. Georges laugh makes my day and max is just bloody hilarious. literally wish they were my bestfriends:(
I followed max during lockdown and during one of his lives I commented something like “I loved Simon Cowell in the scooby do movie” and he started to read it then rolled his eyes, never forgot that and to this day I have no idea what was wrong with that lmao
5:33 George: “Like a square, but that”
Max: “Ah! Much to think about… DODECAHEDRON”
How on Earth did George fit that massive tentacle up his....?😂 I love you both and looooove this podcast. Your great work is reaching round the world including Seattle! Wish you would make a trip out here!
just found your podcast.......REALLY ENTERTAINING.....look forward to the next one
Max I’m expecting to see you on strictly in September!!
This is the first podcast I’ve watch.. and I’m addicted 😂😂😂 10/10
Was actually waiting for this🎉
Maxs Welsh impression has me crying
17:12
I’m so happy I found your channel
The best thing about Sundays is this podcast. 😊
the way max says karate isn’t even northern it’s just … max 😭💀 his own little language bless
This is genuinely the only entertaining podcast, I normally can’t sit through podcasts without also watching tiktok simultaneously but I don’t with this (the bar is on the floor)
We are the third person. We are in a nice inclusive triangle formation 😊
i love Georges laugh and maxes story's😊
Crying at the triangle conversation
I love this sm
u guys look amazing today
I used to be obsessed with friends when i was younger and i’ve probably watched the whole series 4 times. Don’t get me wrong i love it and it’s so comforting but it’s not really anything special in terms of production quality 😭
I have never felt it's funny.
the ukulele hotline? i'll call up, only if you play a song to serenade me 😌
how on earth DID george fit that tentacle so far up tho
Why do they both match their computers
The fact I didn’t notice this until now 😂
Omg they really do 😂😂😂
As someone who speaks welsh maxs impression wasn’t bad
3:10 he's right I got sent to the hospital for that. Thankfully it was just a blurry bit on the photo
Love the podcast
George is a chandler and Max is a Phoebe and Joey mix
Kinks are fine as long as they are 1 legal and 2 consensual
not the geometry talk 😭😭
George is so cute man I love him and Max is sweet
I wanted to go but I was quote on quotes “too young” 😢
Kink shaming should 💯 be allowed
We’re doing this in maths lol, sohcahtoa is triangles, trigonometry 😂😂 5:02
Loved this podcast 😘 I genuinely don’t think Elphaba means any harm to anyone at all, cancel culture is such a crazy thing, she seems to have had a crazy upbringing and she’s 19 so she’s clearly just figuring herself out and we all probably did worse at that age (just not online for people to screen record). People should never be telling you to speak out on it, that’s such a reach 😂 even if you were best friends you wouldn’t need to say anything, tiktok has turned FERALLLL
Means no harm but self diagnosed autism (has no diagnosis) and self diagnosed tourettes (no diagnosis) when it's just aniexty tics which is BIG difference. End of day if she wants to be on social media and famous on stage she needs to learn how to behave and that lieing and faking is not the way. She is a full on attention seeker, any attention is good attention to her.
Ive never even heard of elphaba until now, and people are saying max used her for clout like bffr😭😭
army hammer story giving me deja vu
I'm going to the live show and meet and greet !!!! Nervous - they said never to meet your hero's .....
this is giving me anxiety what on earth is going on i love it
literally me
no but how did George actually fit that up…
24:00 Elphaba discussion starts
I’m crying at them not knowing their shapes 😭
love you
Love the pod, but how come it's always girls that phone in 😂
George?!?! how did you manage to put that tentacle up there???
I have been watching these podcasts for a few months now… I enjoy the two imbeciles hosting. The young Mr. Clarkeey really gets me laughing everytime he looks away into the behind camera; asifto look at his lawyer, questioning with his eyes. _”shit. Is this really O.K. To say.” Oh BLESS! 🎉😊😊😊
I will admit, i am a Jennifer Aniston Stan 😂❤
george can serenade us with a ukele anyday xxx
So funny🤣
7:12 me not going bc I can't fly out of the country cause it's expensive 🧍🏻♀️
The tentacle d1ld0 is actually quite common now lol
UKULELE HOTLINEE💀
thats a trapezium not a rhombus
love the pod
but know ICE in your drinks?!?
I dont know shapes but i couldn’t trust what George was saying after he mistaken a Trapezium for a Rhombus😢
Hi
that's not what a rhombus is george
It's a shame he needed to downplay her bad behaviour. whoever she is.
i’m 14 almost 15 and i’m a mega fan of jennifer aniston but it definitely is bc of my mum
Friends is about 19% good
About 11% hahaha
extreme earliness
15:00 they invented the word commando
How on earth did George fit the entire tentacle 🐙 up his….
I Adore Max, but a bit MORE GEORGE!
But wait… how did George fit that entire tentacle up his…
George is so leng
i stand with jorts!
hi
NikNak and Bagwettey big time boys.
slay
i’m a jennifer aniston superfan
Im too early
Big fat NO to jorts
SORRY BUT THE JORTS SLANDER??? as a woman i love them don't see the issue. yes i am complaining about this a month late but don't chnage urself for anyone george. i am with max JORTS JORTS JORTS
how on earth did george fit that giant tentacle up his nose
im a jennifer aniSTAN
you definitely can get aressed for blackmail
What max said. Tissues & condoms man stop being gross people 🥲
Dydw i ddim yn hoffi max a george yn neid hwyl o’r cymraeg😢
I literally can’t believe this is a real language it looks like you’ve head butted ur keyboard (respectfully)
Personally I don’t appreciate the Friends hatred boys 😢
george*
Nah George is right and he should say it, friends is mid af
@@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy everyone is allowed an opinion 🤣
Love the podcast but think the intro is getting a bit old, maybe try change it up? X