Max Balegde and George Clarke Expose Fake Celebs, Sh*gging managers & Weird Xmas Traditions
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
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I wonder if there will be one, just one, episode where Max won't make a sexual joke about George's dad💀
Never
Impossible
max is actually one of the funniest people on this ball of mud and water that we call earth
ok
An hour and a half episode? 😌 You're spoiling us x
Cheeky 😂
This was definitely recorded before the fall of female gaze kevin. Also Max self diagnosing with multiple things is highly relatable
I love how Max constantly requires instant validation of his um… jokes
Nah that fake couple thing is gonna mess with me head for soooooo long
It was davide and ekin-su
I thought it was cole and crystal hahaha
@@ridajamil9976 no it wasn’t she just presumed lol
Honestly most pod casts I turn off within like 10 minutes but this one is just 👏 I now look forward to a Sunday 🤣❤️
22:19 the guy saying 'that might be too far' 😭😭😭
you know it’s a good day when the useless hotline post
Love the George’s Dad jokes 😂
I remember how does a blind girl know what's it a jar and I literally loved it so much it's such a bop.
I'm totally in love with George ❤❤❤❤
My actual favourite time of the week, is when you upload now
Max now that we know you have been taking the piss out of us with the Disney Pin Advent Calendar, please make a video creating the wreath
Mr tumble impression was perfect 😂😅
1:06:00 NO OMFG MY SIDE IS SORE FROM LAUGHING
as a person w adhd its so obvious that max has it💀
when max is showing off the song he gives me *when mum likes a top 40 song and sings it with you*
they are the best duo on yt 😭
George is very fit x
I can’t wait till Max meets George’s dad
Omg your friends with tia?!? So cool! Loved her in Drag Race UK
Merry Christmas episode 🎉
Max talking about the chapel was life changing cause I know exactly where he’s talking about
Yess love the longer episode! ❤️ merry christmas loves! ❤️
so intrigued to who the fake couple is
Davide and ekin su?
@@Laurenimaoo i was thinking it might me tgem
it’s dami and indiyah from love island, my friend works for itv
@@Laurenimaoo "find me a petite brunette with a tight pussy that I can throw around" Does that really sound like something Davide would say?! My Lord! Also, then he would have apparently gone and said to Ekin how nice Davide was about her?! Surely that would contradict everything he just said a minute earlier!? What the hell?!?!?
@@Mims118 he met Dami and Indiyah together in Ibiza at the same time so that story doesn’t make sense… also the running and paparazzi story he added is definitely not Damiyah lol- they don’t even go to the gym
Fucking love you both keeping my Sunday nights entertained 🙌😂❤️
It's Christmas next week guys xxxxxx
Why is no-one talking about the uncle one
Loving the Podcast!! Merry Christmas!!🎉🎉
my mum actually had a minor stroke a few years back and she couldn’t remember people’s names and couldn’t read so this was all sounding scarily familiar and google may have actually been right on this one
Max darling I too have undiagnosed ADHD as everyone and their nan has told me🤣 Feel you 🤪
🎶all I want for Christmas 🎶😂😂😂
I want to be their friend so bad!! 😂😂❤️
max is the funniest person on this earth 🤣😂🤣😂
the plates in the chapel are actually nice
You guys need GK Barry on here it'd be so funny
i love u both especially u george x
I need to know who the fake relationship is so bad
I'm guessing its Davide and Ekin Su
same
"find me a petite brunette with a tight pussy that I can throw around" Does that really sound like something Davide would say?! My Lord! Also, then he would have apparently gone and said to Ekin how nice Davide was about her?! Surely that would contradict everything he just said a minute earlier!? What the hell?!?!?
@@timbucktwo8528 idk but the running pic is 100% them so … also who knows what davide might say when he’s not on tv/not acting
@@octopusoptimusprime Haha! maybe he has an entirely different vocabulary when not on 'Love Island are any other appearance ever'... more likely to just be another clout chaser talking shit on a podcast!
22:43 crying
no bc the blind jar girl went to my school 😭
Tour of the North *West*
They’re so funny omd
1:12:40 was this central cee and madeleine
i think ekin su and davide. cause he referred to a reality tv show
These podcasters and their guessing games😴
Put a name on it or leave it on the playground! Idg the cryptic bs when you and the couple ain't friends like that, what they gon do to you🤨
LOVE THIS PODCAST
The pride on George’s face everytime he lands a joke is the best 😂😂
i dont have a phd but i do have adhd, and i am not even kidding, my adhd radar went off earlier in the episode so hearing max explain all of these (to me) extremely obvious signs was kind of hilarious. get screened bff it'll help if you know!
I beg of you guys to bring georges dad on the podcast to confront max lmaoooo
i also had one of those “im definitely having a minor stroke” moments i was trying to ask my mam if the car heating would be on and i started chatting about van windows ? like my brain and my mouth just didn’t want to work together but tbf i think it was cause i was scared of the piercing i was about to get
My face hurts from smiling and laughing the entire time 😂😂
Drinking game: Take a shot every time either of them say "and that's how we met"/"And you started a podcast with them."
There is something really hot about George! 🥵
George is so handsome max is so funny ❤
I’ve never heard of George before now but he’s a real life Will from inbetweeners 😅😅😂 love them
Yess extended Christmas edition. 🙌🏻 lets goo
no cause I was getting so mad watching people in the comments freak out about the disney pin thing
25:30 ma'am, what do you do??? you tell your parents and call the police!!🤢💀
there should be a compilation about max talking about George's dad
Max defo gives me adhd vibes
Omg I can't believe you faked not knowing the Disney pin calendar is a reef
You can thank Norse mythology for mistletoe kisses if I’m not mistaken 😂
what does george's name plate say?
Queef executive director
max with the your dad jokes is killing me off
I felt the suitcase thing a bit too hard 😭
I love this podcast my fave part is max making jokes about George’s dad. I can confirm cousins can get married although sibling relationships may fall apart (not me but two of my cousins got married when I was little lmao they got divorced tho).
I just knew he was talking about ekin su and davide
😄 yaaay another episode 🙌 loving this podcast!!
i’m thinking it was ekin su and davide
can’t believe max is from darwen!
Abdl is real guys 😭
I love this podcast sm
I think the fake couple thing is about ekin and davide 🫣