Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more

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[@hatetheusername]

elphabas gonna have a total meltdown when she sees this lmao.

[@TattooedLuna]

Is it awful that I can’t wait to see it?!

[@Lucie0908]

@@TattooedLunai’m actually looking forward to her kicking off

[@noaahhh_g]

hahaha and i’m here for it

[@Amieplayzz]

Ofc she will. In my opinion she should just leave social media for GOOD or come back when she sorted herself out

[@mily8353]

I love max, the whole time George is talking u can just tell he can’t wait to talk about himself

[@craivera_3886]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO I CANT EVEN

[@kay_Jay_94]

What are you talking about 😂 George interrupted, of course he's going to want to carry on with what he was saying hahaha

[@eghtesadnia]

Glad to see they got George's cgi working again

[@little_mix_vault4817]

I was worried last episode, it was looking a little dodgy

[@hereitszara1497]

its so sweet watching george excitedly show his pictures from sri lanka to max

[@georgialili21]

Max definitely needs to do a TH-cam series about his and Andrew’s house journey, from how it looks to when they moved in the process and the final product 🫢🫶🏻

[@GeoKinsASMR]

Yesz!!

[@minecraftnerd2175]

I love glen and greg so much, i cant wait for this episode

[@Itsjustlucy66]

18:05 is when they start talking about Elphaba ✨

[@JessicaPalmer-ll8qz]

Absolute queen for this

[@aoibhinnmoore6349]

May you eat well tonight, friend

[@jennamarsh4565]

Love you thank you x

[@chantelbenney4647]

Special place in heaven for you 😊

[@eleninewton4470]

i adore you🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[@Redredwine812]

Elphaba gets the views because she’s a car crash. She’s never going to get on the west end because her behaviour has ruined any chance of that. And realistically she’s not west end material.
She’s offended so many communities, promised gifts/funds to charities and not followed through. Lied about so many things I’ve lost count. She threatened to unalive someone, messaged minors disgusting things on discord(I’ve seen the screenshots )and always paints herself as a victim.

[@leahhamo19083]

Real

[@enarapinos7957]

Send me the screenshots if you have them please

[@positivami]

CRYING at “insurance doesn’t cover incest” 😭😭😭

[@petawilmot3019]

I just want to say thank you for speaking out max I've kept out of it but I have tourettes myself so it's got to me hugely and it's not something to lie about so thank you both of speaking about this topic

[@elliomm]

Max always has the wildest stories and I am here for it

[@MrMickybill]

maxes life needs to be a 3 season Netflix show i swear, i'm in tears !!

[@user-ru5cz1xs8v]

i’ve been waiting for this and i’m so happy it’s out just when i need to listen 😭😭

[@ShannonBallZ394]

Miss elphaba said “max you have a platform you shouldn’t be doing this”……… elphie HAD a platform & lied, made fun of people, impersonated tics and Tourettes as well as autism etc. take your own advice hunny.

[@rachelsellin814]

I can’t believe that George was ball gagged and his dads a priest 😂😂😂 Also voted for you guys x

[@SJ-cr6ke]

I just love how elphaba said she’s protected by tiktok then lost her main account 😅

[@Alicelauren890]

Yayyy george is back!!! Just voted for you guys xxx

[@kateswan809]

just in time perfect so excited to listen

[@Alicelauren890]

Max I cant believe how rude you were to those poor love islanders. Outrageous xxxx

[@Stellawaller16]

Just voted for u guys, you deserve to winnnnnn 🎉🎉🎉❤

[@morgie_2.0]

Can't believe George was ball-gagged and his dad's a priest 😲 Also love you guys sm and hope you win top podcast!!!

[@soph9093]

My mum died last week, this was an interesting episode to listen to 😂❤

[@Abxi_]

Literally paused it straight away and voted for you cus you guys honestly deserve it!

[@alaiyageorge9055]

Love this podcast

[@sascharoelink9277]

Just voted for you guys! Your pod is actually hilarious and is the only thing that gets me through my runs keep it up ❤

[@kellyannebayley7193]

Voted for you guys, best of luck i love this podcast!!❤️❤️

[@yuckyscary]

george looks gorgeous in this i’m almost disgusted, also voted for you guys 🖤

[@lewisgrande4101]

You two are so chaotic and it's funny af 😂

[@lee-annecollinsuk]

Voted! Good luck guys!

[@caryscornford3477]

go one then lads, well done being in the top 20 🎉

[@elliexo21]

i give it a week before max gets a hot tub, also hes defo using one of the spare rooms to house all of his Disney memorabilia

[@the3amwatcher]

It'll be the Disney room! 😝

[@LittoLispyLawl]

We need more of max’s stories!!

[@3xclusive_sash292]

Voted for you two!! Hope yu win♥️good luck!!

[@TanyaRachel_]

Just voted. Awaiting George’s kisses 😘

[@JBW27]

I was waiting for George to tell his own wild story at the end. Still, I can't believe George was ball-gagged and his dad's a Priest. He's definitely received the father, the son, and the holy spirit at least 😂😂
52:00 That happens quite a bit. I had the same in York when I was at Popworld. A massive, middle aged, bald builder guy tried to get me to go back to his hotel room to fill him before he went back to his wife the next morning. Mad what some people think of as being appropriate. Had something similar with a sex worker approaching me at like 4am in York, bear hugging me and asking me to go with her to pick her kids up in a few hours. I'm sure you're lovely, but no thanks 😅😅

[@leahnorrish1621]

You’ve got my vote

[@valegrodiaz9023]

can't believe George's dad is a priest ... crazy times - this was a brilliant ep!!!!!

[@leahhamo19083]

55:14 I’m brushing my teeth and I can’t stop laugjing 😭

[@lydiau9950]

that last story was the funniest thing ive heard in a while 😭😭

[@isobel_r4712]

All of the question stories were clearly lies surely!!! Love the podcast 😅xx

[@violetbblair5266]

Heheheh I love you guys so much

[@hazelb.t]

the pure shock and dissapointment on georges face at 40:35 is sending me

[@bloepblep4287]

This entire episode was just Max trauma dumping lol

[@johnking5174]

I have just voted for you

[@mariaglennie83]

I’m listening stoned and I love this lol 😂😂

[@paulpalmer74]

BEST! STORY! EVER!

[@shortyclaire]

Didn't even get a minute in before i paused to get my vote in! I love ypu guys! Ohhh George if i hadnt already id have definitely done it when you got all firm with us 😜 i want a hug as my partner is already somewhat jealous of you.
Max you did so well last pod, i normally would boycott due to one of the guests but i had to watch you and i am glad i did it was funny Xx

[@shortyclaire]

Ps I am a mum and I have a small jar of my boys teeth! X

[@amyfoulkes8927]

Voted ✔️

[@onllydaisyy]

Voted!!

[@Hope_x06]

I voted good luck 🤞 x😆

[@0530evan]

when will this be on youtube?????
NOW...lets have ARTHUR TV on the podcast

[@bigmaaan]

53:54 i had to do a quick pause and gasp.

[@towardsdespair3492]

There's no link in the description lads

[@paige_1234]

voted!

[@lucyshaw9063]

Use need to have Arthur tv on the pod x

[@KARAEDIE]

Just voted 🎉

[@Duh_itssophie90]

I absolutely fucking love George

[@insertjokehere3430]

OH MY GOD GEORGE OWES US A LINK TO THE AMAZON VIDEO

[@TattooedLuna]

Where’s the link?

[@toireasa.h.32]

voted for yous x

[@grippahrippah-tq6xo]

love u guys but pls coordinate ur outfits💀 max wearing his skintone t shirt and george wearing a neon green hoodie and beige hat is draining the lifebout ofbme max looks naked and george looks like hes on the run😭😭😭 love u thoxx

[@Amieplayzz]

In my opinion she should just leave social media for GOOD or come back when she sorted herself out.

[@DarrenDayo0903]

Elphaba: Max is quite HUGE on tiktok
George: you should see him person
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soniablaggan4123]

Just to clarify now that I'm voting for the useless hotline podcast to win, if George does not kiss me when/if I see him, I will kiss him regardless because he solemly swore

[@TaliaJones-vo1wc]

FINALLY

[@alicehopexo_]

VOTEDDD

[@Callowm]

I voted ❤❤

[@dianabardhoshi3466]

Voted

[@willmarshall7]

Guys I love your podcast but why is the volume always so low! I have to turn it up all the way and then when I go to any other app after my ear drums get assaulted

[@Scott_McKin]

Yeah the audio balance isn’t the best

[@jemmadenman8107]

voted❤

[@kirastone2601]

George you owe me a kiss on the lips

[@peliel3867]

Why isn't the link working for me- stop

[@hlw28tandl]

Where’s the link to votes please besties

[@caoimhehall5750]

The description

[@mollywhite9966]

I stopped and voted 💪

[@lott1e]

I just voted

[@MrTigerFarago]

I did stopped ✅
but that website is not working… 🤷🏼‍♂️🙄🤬

[@bigmaaan]

should’ve stayed curious about maxs wiki feet pictures 😐

[@willowmoon3461]

I can’t believe George was ball-gagged and his dad is a priest 😂

[@Alexdoesstuff396]

get me to the awards i need to go see george

[@danabuckley-smith2936]

You could have votes on what thing you’ll be sat at next to add some fun to it 😂😁

[@killel1438]

I love that max doesn’t know HE uploaded these pics himself (on his ig)

[@Leegracexx]

I voted

[@m1scha]

george looks so real in this :(

[@kirastone2601]

I can’t believe that George was ball gagged and his dad is a priest

[@paul4586]

Don’t ask Joanne 😂

[@Handleisstoopididea]

I agree with the CGI in front of Max. Some of the stories are just to bizarre to be true.

[@JBW27]

11:25-11:34 My brain couldn't NOT go there. Such a dirty mind, sorry.....not sorry 👀😅🤦🏻‍♂️
17:30 Max doing an Amber 😂😂
EDIT: I voted multiple times, using all my different email addresses. A verbal agreement is a verbal agreement guys 😉😂😂

[@0530evan]

GEORGE...when will the S/L episode be uploaded?????? and where??????

[@oliviaaa....]

Cgi back and working for george then ?

[@bigmaaan]

i can’t believe that george was ball gagged??? and his DAD is a PRIEST…?!?! he kept that one quiet

[@maevedoyle7112]

I’ve voted George 😉😏💋

[@leo_azrael]

I voted for you, where’s my kiss?

[@antonliverpool1]

Cant vote. Submit button broken ?!

[@yuckyscary]

sometimes it doesn’t load right, try again and try to scroll
down. its weird on mobile

[@m.m.m.0925]

George’s cgi is back up and running 😚

[@danica6145]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@lucymunn1960]

yes max you were sooo right Phoebe left phalange friends!!!!!

[@willowmoon3461]

I have been and voted. Good luck lovelies…
Re Elphaba: she is a total mess and the only way she will stop is when the attention stops. A true narcissist who will do LITERALLY ANYTHING for attention and she doesn’t care who gets caught in the crossfire as she pursues views, clicks, ???relevancy. I would say she should get off the internet and put her phone down before she irreversibly damages her life, but I feel she sprinted past that line some considerable time ago

[@0530evan]

MAX has the most interesting situations.....

[@callump93]

The Useless Hot Tub Podcast 🤣

[@vilmamakinen5657]

I can't believe George got ballgagged and his dad is a priest!