Show of the Weekend: Ellen vs Luke's Kingdom Come Deliverance Survival Simulation

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ย. 2024

ความคิดเห็น •

  • @outsidextra
    @outsidextra  6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Ellen battles to remain alive in Luke's Kingdom Come Deliverance Survival Simulator! (patent pending) -- does she have what it takes to make it in medieval times? Plus Monster Hunter gets too real, your comments, art and so much more. Enjoy!

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Outside Xtra "We have come to this beautiful island to find new and interesting creatures, and kill them."

    • @goonerOZZ
      @goonerOZZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patrik Hjorth in the name of science!

    • @ExtremeHell
      @ExtremeHell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hii

    • @ValentinoSparx
      @ValentinoSparx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know what you mean about the guilt thing, it’s quite bad when they drop “Wyvern Tears” too, who’s the real monster?

    • @mooniejohnson
      @mooniejohnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke having to kill dinosaurs is an awful thing... I want to start a charity to help rehabilitate the species he's knocked over!

  • @Floppysnurp
    @Floppysnurp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Even in the oxtra version Yoshi is still sacrificed by Mario.

    • @defiantmopar
      @defiantmopar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The greater good. The greater good. *chanting

    • @f4rr3r
      @f4rr3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t blame Mario, it was Cappy in the driving seat.

  • @ARKumalarkey
    @ARKumalarkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    There is literally no other show, from TH-cam to Netflix, that packs in so much fun in 30 minutes as you guys do. You are doing excellent work. Please, for the love of cats and flamingos, keep it up.

  • @demonwarb1
    @demonwarb1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    We have been mis-interpreting the title all along! We do not hunt the monsters, we are the monsters who hunt...
    Now, get over here, you adorable fuzzy balloon bird! I need a furry hat!

    • @mikeshogunlee
      @mikeshogunlee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is exactly what I felt like when I went Dragon Hunting in Dragon Age Inquisition.
      *It is so beautiful!*
      But I need a the demon rune...
      *But it is so vibrant and full of life!*
      But I could use it's bone to make better armor for my wifu....

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      part of why I LOVe Dragon Quest. In some of the later games you get to befriend monsters. And in the monsters titles that's the main focus. There is something supremely satisfying about finally finishing the massive amount of work needed to create some colossal beast and then tell it to smash your enemies for you. :D dragonquest.wikia.com/wiki/LordDraco

  • @sc2_Nightmare
    @sc2_Nightmare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Again a "Choose your own Adventure" quiz and Ellen is wearing a Pingu shirt? Nice callback to her being a penguin.

  • @pixelettee
    @pixelettee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Luke: You have eight lives.
    Ellen: That's not realistic.
    Ellen has nine lives.

    • @nickm-s
      @nickm-s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Miss Teak you didn't hear about the Ice-Cream truck incident? Well she DID have 9 lives. Now she's down to 8.

  • @shannonolivas9524
    @shannonolivas9524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Luke's elaborate plan to get Ellen's fingerprints on the "weird knife" they found in the dumpster: Complete.

    • @sahilhussain7328
      @sahilhussain7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not a great plan, he touched it last.

    • @user-xy6yj3fo9y
      @user-xy6yj3fo9y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sain 7417 unless he's got mad Jedi mind trick skills... Or thin gloves...?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      actually... if you handle something enough all the prints get smudged and mixed together.

  • @lorenzoabrick5188
    @lorenzoabrick5188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Forgetting that you're ill doesn't mean you're not ill!"
    I think Luke's running this on the cartoon laws where if you don't realise you're walking off a cliff, you can walk in mid-air

    • @davidjames4890
      @davidjames4890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Homestuck Obsessor That law is called Coyote Time.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David James i thought that was the name given to the time lag developers put into platforming games to allow you to still jump even though you actually just missed the jump point.
      Probably both true

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Video game Coyote Time comes from cartoon Coyote Time. I don't know if traditional _animators_ ever called it Coyote Time, but video game developers started calling it that after realizing that the slight overhang it allowed was just like when Wile E. Coyote ran off a cliff.

  • @GhengisJohn
    @GhengisJohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I like that that's the tape that they're willing to send in. Which means that it must be the BEST one. That just makes you wonder what sort of gems they didn't submit doesn't it...

    • @prophet1390
      @prophet1390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GhengisJohn why do you think Jane and Mike were not in it? They always have two yoshi I costumes in the closet why is Andy not dressed up?

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Since you reached 400,000 subscribers, Kingdoms Of Amalur part 3? Yes?

    • @rkbrillant5265
      @rkbrillant5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Caitlin RC for president of suggesting stuff! those who oppose go away!

    • @danielthomas7193
      @danielthomas7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To her credit, Ellen did her job and I plan on checking out this game now. Along with a few other last-gen games that went under my radar.

    • @elliottwatt5297
      @elliottwatt5297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caitlin RC agreed

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ginj I will never be able to not read that as Best of the Worst. I'd like to see Ellen and Tall Ellen watch bad movies with Red Letter Media.

    • @ComanderScar
      @ComanderScar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESS!!!

  • @Gibsonmaniac57
    @Gibsonmaniac57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Forget *Kingdom* *Come* I've been playing *Luke's* *Medieval* *Survival* *Simulation* for 3 hours now, I've died of dysentery 47 times..
    Historical Accuracy - 10/10

    • @sandymangamin7159
      @sandymangamin7159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      only 47 times?

    • @nguyenhuuvinh6492
      @nguyenhuuvinh6492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't know why oxbox keep focus on the survival aspect of the game. I mean it is a pretty overwhelming feature to be sure but a lot of other games has gone a whole lot deeper. For one, the game doesn't even has disease mechanic that I know of. Most of other survival game also have stuffs like temperature, mining resources, building and crafting system (piss me of that despite being a son of blacksmith the main character can't actually craft a weapon/armor for the sake of realism)
      The real selling points of this game are the historical values, one of a kind realistic combat that make Dark Souls looks like Skyrim and best of all, being able to play just a normal guy and not another chosen one that change the course of history . In fact you are so insignificant in this very real time period that if you don't finish a quest, the npc gonna resolve it by themselves. This is something rarely been done in other games (the only example I can think of is The End died of old age in Metal Gear Solid). It seem to be a game full of innovation, ideas that no other games have accomplished and yet they only describe this game as another action survival game, "Skyrim but without magic" :(

    • @prophet1390
      @prophet1390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nguyen Huu Vinh ... I died 240 times in Luke’s quiz

    • @shannonolivas9524
      @shannonolivas9524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's like the Oregon Trail, only with more dysentery.

    • @nguyenhuuvinh6492
      @nguyenhuuvinh6492 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually you can't die of dysentery or any disease for that matter, at least not in the beta that I played. After all this is not a survival game.

  • @lorenzoabrick5188
    @lorenzoabrick5188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    *Luke when preparing for SotWE:* Hey Jane can I borrow a knife prop for this medieval thing I'm preparing?
    *Jane gives his a real knife* sure, just give it back.
    *Ellen discovers it's a real knife*
    *Luke* . . .

    • @Thunder2Clan
      @Thunder2Clan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Would you really expect anything else but real when Jane is providing the weaponry?

    • @PhantomJokerX
      @PhantomJokerX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's just Prudence's Stiletto

  • @rkbrillant5265
    @rkbrillant5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I say the only thing wrong with that audition tape was casting Bud Fensler as Yoshi.

    • @aidancallahan4217
      @aidancallahan4217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He should stick to being an agent, not an actor.

    • @rkbrillant5265
      @rkbrillant5265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ClockBasher Oh well at least its not Mike. He'll probably just get confused and make car noises while Ellen's on his back

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They needed a third person and he's a dedicated agent dammit

  • @estennison
    @estennison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Lowest Chance of Death" - yeah that is one of the things I look for in a job.

  • @lathamsmith4171
    @lathamsmith4171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I never knew I needed Ellen speaking in a high pitched Italian accent and Luke saying “wahoo”

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truthfully, that was a very good impression of the latest Mario games' voice.

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    So this was an episode full of Luke-ings, which are like Ellen-ings except you die if you get the answer wrong. Remind me not to go to one of Luke's pub quizzes.

    • @Lordpooz09
      @Lordpooz09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frodo Baggins it's only a matter of time before a Luke-ing becomes a thing just like an Ellen-ing. Be sure to quick save often so as to not have to start over.

    • @milese3620
      @milese3620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It looks like Ellen went Luke-ing for trouble!

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "We're affordable!" I'm dying. Love you guys

  • @theangel1975
    @theangel1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Kingdom Come: Deliverance quiz is still one of the funniest things on the channel

  • @aidancallahan4217
    @aidancallahan4217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    You could say Oxtra's hopes of being in a Mario movie are just a pipe dream.

  • @seanthebluesheep
    @seanthebluesheep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Because I do not say freaky-deaky"
    Au contraire, Ellen. That's the second time you've said it recently. It's almost like it's a catch phrase of some sort.

    • @sfoxhound
      @sfoxhound 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Rea which episode did she say it?

    • @seanthebluesheep
      @seanthebluesheep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scotty Nae Hotty I can’t remember exactly, but I think it was a feature in he past 2-3 weeks, and it’s come up in the livestreams a couple of times. I don’t think it was in Show Of The Weekend but I’m not certain

    • @Lordpooz09
      @Lordpooz09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk why but when they said freaky-deaky I immediately thought of Scooby-Doo.

  • @thecastawaydc
    @thecastawaydc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Luke is a braver man than me. Giving Ellen a sword then doing the quiz!? Run, you fool! Run!!!

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially considering how he is pretty much a colossus.

    • @murphsmodels8853
      @murphsmodels8853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I kept expecting her to take a swing at him every time he killed her with dysentery.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She did wave it around a few times like she was thinking about it.... maybe that was what they cut out? Ellen pretending to stab him.

  • @welshzecorgi7903
    @welshzecorgi7903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ellen, if your charades impression of Yoshi was sent to Nintendo, you'd get the part.

  • @MetabolicSpore0
    @MetabolicSpore0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "it's like the video game equivalent of going to the airport." .....Sold.

  • @joshthacker97
    @joshthacker97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    glad to see Mr. Fensler is still representing Luke. He does good work, that guy

  • @walterw8204
    @walterw8204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Fingers crossed that Sniper Luigi makes it into the gritty reboot of the Mario movie

  • @42percenthealth
    @42percenthealth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wuut? In Luke's story, it's presumably early spring, and yet everyone already knows that it's going to be a bad winter... Why isn't one of the choices for Ellen to say, "Let's plant some seeds and see how the summer goes"?
    Otherwise the story was great -- I died laughing! Er, wait, no... *loses a life*

  • @DeadmanHopping
    @DeadmanHopping 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sometimes I feel bad for the monsters. Of course, then I get paralyzed. Or poisoned. And then it charges me into a corner where I can’t get away
    And then it’s personal. Only the death of it and all its kin will suffice as reparation for this insult.

  • @sly382
    @sly382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Luke, you're a terrible hunter. I mean don't get me wrong, you've got the skills and the blinding good looks, you just got a big monster-sized heart.

  • @jefi1298
    @jefi1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I'm just trying to not get the plague!"
    "Aren't we all?"
    This hits different now...

  • @hazemalagha
    @hazemalagha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm nintendo's informant and Luke and Andy You get your parts , Ellen you get to be mini Mario

  • @nguyenhuuvinh6492
    @nguyenhuuvinh6492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How come Ellen never heard of the Dancing Mania? Did she live in a cave when Party Rock Anthem came out?

  • @debroizem
    @debroizem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Forgetting that you're ill doesn't mean that you're not ill". Ha! That's not what my doctor who lives under the bridge says!

  • @clintadams7455
    @clintadams7455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I literally was like "it's dancing mania, Ellen, don't dance!"

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “You don’t know what kills you, it happens in the dark” wouldn’t be another infectious disease would it 😂

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eaten by wolves, like what Ellen expected.

  • @lorenzoabrick5188
    @lorenzoabrick5188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Okay, when planning that opening sketch, who was the one who broke it to Andy that he had to play Yoshi for Ellen? And how the hell did he react?

    • @Lordpooz09
      @Lordpooz09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Homestuck Obsessor how do we know they even asked... they just started filming & she ran & jumped on his back. He had no idea what was going on... that's why they fell....

  • @lorenzoabrick5188
    @lorenzoabrick5188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Um Luke did you just interrupt Ellen's fanfiction ramblings?
    Ellen will you *stand for this?*
    C'mon, you guys *know* we all just wanna read Ellen's fanfics!

  • @ironicdutchmoonshade
    @ironicdutchmoonshade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If Luke's simulator was really that realistic, the human race would've died out by the year 1500, but it uses Ellen's famous catchphrase "freaky deaky" so it must be somewhat true to life

  • @owlpharaoh7023
    @owlpharaoh7023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is Freaky Deeky - Classic Ellen

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I totally want Dob and Merilwen to start using "Freaky Deeky" as a catch phrase in the D&D games, now. :)

  • @karstvandervelde7327
    @karstvandervelde7327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a history teacher in the Netherlands and I have a confession to make: I stole Luke's story -- tweaked it a little bit -- and used it in class. Actually turned out to be one of the best lessons of the year. Many thanks! I guess I will be hearing from your attorney 😁

  • @Sayp
    @Sayp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ellen had a sword most of the show... still didn't kill the colossus, and he was sitting next to her.

  • @Dreadnought_XIII
    @Dreadnought_XIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    i totally understand the guilt of killing the monster but honestly? it is the better alternative, just think about what happens after you capture them: they get locked away just to wait for the day you decide to fight them again and finally kill them but this time in a arena with ballistas, cannons, rocks to drop on their heads and something that is called the dragonator....yeah killing them outright kinda feels like the lesser evil

    • @ryantempest-mitchell9386
      @ryantempest-mitchell9386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dreadnought666 in the lore they kill the animals to stabilise the ecosystem

    • @omega_zeta
      @omega_zeta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dreadnought666 as well you still get monster rewards from it

    • @Applejuiceisxxx
      @Applejuiceisxxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They said in the beginning they release them with tracking tags but they also said the stuff about the arena....

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dreadnought666 not to mention some are extremely dangerous to all other life there. Not only human life.

    • @mikeshogunlee
      @mikeshogunlee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the same feeling I had while Dragon Hunting in Dragon Age Inquisition.

  • @Harry-fn2qq
    @Harry-fn2qq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hoold on guys...
    In the quiz Ellens sword is the exact same as the one Mike was caught with in the time machine...
    Suspicious 🤔

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's because it takes place in the same universe! It's confirmed!!

  • @tylerkahle332
    @tylerkahle332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Upload alert at 4:31... a.m.....watched at 4:55. Take this as an "I love you guys" not insomnia

  • @jackrice1188
    @jackrice1188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's weird how Andy's their boss but he always forced to do things against his will

  • @Furko08
    @Furko08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Did you guys forget about the Super Mario movie from the early 90's?
    10/10 I tell you

    • @bunnynohoogle
      @bunnynohoogle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still have nightmares. *shiver*

  • @thurkelofwarwick926
    @thurkelofwarwick926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Having a masters in medieval history I was expecting to get an Andy level history rage on at you Luke....you almost nailed it, but stoney path? Between villages? I'm not angry I'm just disappointed.

  • @sethryan1397
    @sethryan1397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damnit Luke, I'm at the airport literally as I watch this!
    Did I remember my 3rd pair of headphones?

  • @speedwolf
    @speedwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Due to the historical accuracy I feel as though Andy should be the one giving us a play through of Kingdom Come at some point.

  • @theplummetingscotsman5874
    @theplummetingscotsman5874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not since watching Olivier have i wept at such an awe inspiring performance, i can see these two headlining Mario:The Musical on the West End.

  • @brocksisson7128
    @brocksisson7128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It takes true love to suffer for your art like Ellen did in the intro.

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean Andy right? Lol. Although makes me wonder, Ellen can't be too heavy, she's tiny. :p maybe Andy tripped on purpose

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe Ellen is just concentrated.

    • @brocksisson7128
      @brocksisson7128 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He saw how awesome the audition tape was looking and knew that they couldn't let Jane lose test subjects.

  • @stevenmuller5324
    @stevenmuller5324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Here I was thinking Luke is the purest, then he dishes out dysentery and sweating sickness like it was going out of style

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That audition tape is hands down the BEST thing I have ever seen on the Internet. I think we need an episodic OXtra Mario adventure..."Warp Pipes of London"

  • @bokunokintama5523
    @bokunokintama5523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know exactly how you feel Luke. Every time the monster starts limping away my heart drops. Right before I go chop them up and wear their head like a hat.

  • @johnevans5706
    @johnevans5706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clicked the bell
    "We'll make the bell noise in 3...2.."
    Unclick bell so I get the satisfaction of the sound effect.
    Worth it!

  • @Harry-fn2qq
    @Harry-fn2qq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I hope sniper luigi gets a part (after getting out of prison for traitorous crimes) in the Super Mario Movie
    Oh... and you guys are the best!!! :)

    • @oisinmoylan8873
      @oisinmoylan8873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are going places I just want you to know that

    • @Harry-fn2qq
      @Harry-fn2qq 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??

  • @timberwolf3781
    @timberwolf3781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    anyone else notice some inconsistency here from Luke??
    I feel bad killing animals in monster hunter
    hey a game where we kill henry the 8th.... that would be sooo cool!
    LUKE...
    killing alpha predators is GOOD, killing Monarchs... BAD
    or
    Ellen you lose a life, your brother dies and you lose the farm.......... Then Luke cackles and says Oh that was really fun!

  • @McDDcM
    @McDDcM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel being forced to carry your colleague justifies this. Andy, have you had a work place accident that wasn't your fault? You could be entitled compensation.

    • @kylegray9334
      @kylegray9334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      call Digby brown, compensation lawyers for YOU

  • @Parbruek
    @Parbruek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dancing sickness is probably the result of two things in combination. The first is stress related mania - from people who habitually had too little sleep or nourishment. Mania of this sort is transferable through what's known as 'body-centered countertransference.' This is the effect which makes you yawn after someone else. The second probably cause is long term poisoning from organisms like ergot, or metals such as lead or arsenic.

    • @evecleroux8368
      @evecleroux8368 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something to do with fermented rhye flour aswell right? It's insane that that was a real thing.

  • @Lukecash2
    @Lukecash2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I learned that the leading cause of death in the Middle Ages was Luke's quizzes.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, it was forgetting that your sick and then immediately dying. Happened all the time ;)

  • @blesstherebel
    @blesstherebel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's so much talk about Ellen-ing in quizzes, but can we give a shout for all of the glorious Luke-ing's that have gone down. Also, this should totally be like a book series or something, because I would totally buy a choose your own adventure written by Luke "The Master Storyteller" Westaway.

  • @mistformsquirrel
    @mistformsquirrel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP Ellen, giggling sickness took her from us too soon. ... Luke why are you dancing this is not an appropriate time... ... oh. Oh we've lost Luke...
    We're gonna need new hosts...

  • @Brutaltronics
    @Brutaltronics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Ellen looks a little too natural with that knife.

    • @acemorologist398
      @acemorologist398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was that a knife? Since it fit Ellen's hand, I assumed it was the nail file from a Swiss army knife.

    • @paulwade5853
      @paulwade5853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd let Ellen stab me, seems like we're all headed for an untimely death anyway.

    • @Lordpooz09
      @Lordpooz09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's a knife in Luke's hands... it's a sword in Ellen's.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it DOEs actually look more like a short sword than a knife. As for why Ellen is comfortable holding it... you do know that she's a HUGE Assassin's Creed fan right?

    • @aidancallahan4217
      @aidancallahan4217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's been taking lessons from Jane.

  • @nguyenhuuvinh6492
    @nguyenhuuvinh6492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Luke: ... and then you died of dysentery.
    Me: You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.

    • @error404usernamecannotbefo8
      @error404usernamecannotbefo8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nguyen Huu Vinh from what I know, it means pooping to death...??
      Idk

    • @Lordpooz09
      @Lordpooz09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone played to much Oregon Trail

    • @autochton
      @autochton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While dysentery has been around for millennia, so have methods of treating it. People actually survived things, even in the Middle Ages!

  • @DevilboyScooby
    @DevilboyScooby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saving Henry's wives? Ellen is basically describing a Tudor special of Quantum Leap...I'd play that.

  • @BeacherSurf
    @BeacherSurf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't worry Luke you're conducting research on those monsters just like Dutch sailors did on the Dodo... With the heavy end of club...

  • @fluroflash2803
    @fluroflash2803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You didn’t lie in the live stream...that was an absolute banger of an episode

  • @ashdee24
    @ashdee24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I knew it was the dancing mania!! I had a feeling!

  • @thestormlord3896
    @thestormlord3896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can I just have the essence of Ellen and Luke cause they are quiet possibly my fav 2 people I just need their hilarious and funny antics in just any time or situation like washing dishes, riding the bus, or random fights to the death

  • @romanoonamor7690
    @romanoonamor7690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Prepare to step inside Luke's medieval survival simulation! You have 8 lives". Simulation, huh?

  • @lewayprevis
    @lewayprevis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way Ellen holds that sword...the last time I saw a look like that, Jane was about to conduct lethal experiments on her Oxbox compatriots.
    Luke, run, if you value your life and unperforated body.

  • @edwardnigma9756
    @edwardnigma9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who instantly knew all the people dancing was going to be a reference to Dancing Mania?

    • @edisonmichael6345
      @edisonmichael6345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As soon as he started that description I went: "I won't dance, don't ask me..." .
      Sadly the power of Astaire compelled me and I started to dance.
      Verily.

  • @ellebibyk382
    @ellebibyk382 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably wouldn't have clicked on the bell (since they don't work anyways) but the promise of a noise timed with my exact clicking was too tempting to pass up.
    Worth it.

  • @saunderss25
    @saunderss25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice of Jane to let you borrow her ritual sacrifice knife.

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just don't ask her about the dried stuff on it.

  • @ClumsyByFact
    @ClumsyByFact 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Luke's quiz was one of the funniest things I watched in my life, so many tears were shed laughing. Thank you so much, you all are best.

  • @antonarevalo1918
    @antonarevalo1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:23 BUD FENSLER

  • @EnemyOfEldar
    @EnemyOfEldar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That description of the airport is so true and apt I think you may have discovered a truth of the universe. Keep up the philosophising Luke.

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm shaking with laughter from watching this. Which, if my memory serves, is a symptom of dysentery dancing sweats!
    *dies*

  • @gratrunka6479
    @gratrunka6479 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm only catching up on new videos now since I've been so busy with uni that when they mentioned my twitter handle I fell out of my chair and straight my head goes to the floor. Worth it tho! I'm so happy that you guys liked it!

  • @VIPassasain
    @VIPassasain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You need justification for monster murder? Well I heard that Rockstar delayed Red Dead 2 because of all those monsters attacking their camp.

  • @flika1052
    @flika1052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also Luke please publish a choose your own adventure book, every time you write one of these it's incredibly entertaining and actually really good

  • @Gibsonmaniac57
    @Gibsonmaniac57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the Detective Pikachu audition all over again.. Just don't let Nintendo break your heart a 2nd time, Guys.
    Especially since I heard Mario & Luigi will be played by Chris Pratt & The Rock.

  • @xstarsystemsx
    @xstarsystemsx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Luke is single-handedly bringing back choose your own adventure stories.

  • @ryanfrounks
    @ryanfrounks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8 lives? ELLEN IS A CUTE CUDDLY CAT SO SHE SHOULD HAVE 9 LIVES

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More likely she *had* nine lives. Must have done something that brought her down to eight.

    • @ryanfrounks
      @ryanfrounks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jocose Sonata good point 🤓

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan A Frounks She probably had nine, but finding out Kingdoms of Amaulur wasn't getting a sequel and the developers going bankrupt must have knocked a life off!!

    • @ShurueViridian
      @ShurueViridian 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mhJazz93 Too soon, man! Too soon!

  • @ALPHARHYTHM0
    @ALPHARHYTHM0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've got to admit as far as consoles go the only Microsoft product I own is an Xbox 360... but it's the quality of content that consistently brings me here. I watch Playstation Access as well, and I'm really happy both of the channels get along!!

  • @connn1723
    @connn1723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ellen is the cutest human being I have ever seen

  • @Garf426
    @Garf426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judging by Lukes “Wahoo” at the beginning I believe that he would play a better Waluigi then a normal Luigi.

  • @annne6539
    @annne6539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like ellen's shirt. Noot noot

  • @gremlin4304
    @gremlin4304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That actually sounds like a really fun premise, Ellen!

  • @Dracomancili
    @Dracomancili 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, I see I jumped the gun. I saw kingdom and immediately thought it was something to do with Kingdoms of Amalur.
    Edit: is it seriously 4 in the morning?

    • @eloquentlyemma
      @eloquentlyemma 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, not any more. It’s about 10:30 just now.

  • @Cetega
    @Cetega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For some reason, though I've always watched the list shows, I've never really watched Show of the Weekend until the last couple weeks. I now see that was an absurd mistake on my part that I should correct. This stuff is awesome.

  • @eloquentlyemma
    @eloquentlyemma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dear Luke. Please stop trying to make Freaky Deaky’ a thing... it’s just... look, just... just please don’t. Sincerely - the rest of humanity.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, it is just so... freaky deaky.

  • @nithin143ash
    @nithin143ash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Luke is like a nice big brother playing with his sister. Giving just enough lives for her to reach the end of the games even with all wrong options. Also win with even only one correct option.

  • @aaronmcdonald4685
    @aaronmcdonald4685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi, I'm Nintendo and every other studio involved in the making of this Mario film. Ellen, Luke, you are hired!

  • @JabesMcJabesface
    @JabesMcJabesface 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope they saw my review, you all talking about Kingdom Come (and also Stardew Valley) in some of your videos is why I bought both of them. Far better than just reading random reviews, I find your insights on games so useful to understand if I want to play something.

  • @Furko08
    @Furko08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Luke, do you remember when european settlers in North America thought "hey, there's lots of Bison here. Let's hunt them" and then they went extinct? That's what you're doing.

  • @deahtwind
    @deahtwind 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Luke if it makes you feel better, in the monster hunter novel (light novel) is explained that when the hunters guild post a quest to "go hunt X monster" is only after serveral studies and deliberation on how it will affect the ecosystem, and it also explains that the reason you only carve 3 times, is because you are leaving the rest of the monster to return naturaly the ecosystem (via decomposition or as food for other creatures).
    The monster hunter Lore is suprinsingly related to the balance of nature and human intervention and stuff like that.

  • @TrevdawgBD
    @TrevdawgBD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was my favorite quiz so far. I actually (somehow) knew about the dancing mania beforehand and loved it when that was what the dancing was. Good work, Luke!

  • @thepsychicgaymer9888
    @thepsychicgaymer9888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being in my time zone I usually miss any uploads when they arrive for it gets late... Needing to poop got me under the hour. Never thought I'd be so happy to grace the porcelain throne in my life.

  • @juliusneb273
    @juliusneb273 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Luke‘s adventures.
    The tarantinoesque Dialogue espescially...
    You, Mister Westaway, have true talent!

  • @SebastianWeinberg
    @SebastianWeinberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:10 - *“You chose all the things I wanted you to.”*
    She didn't choose to take the rusty sword, which would undoubtedly have given her tetanus (a.k.a. ‘lockjaw’).