Henry, dressed in a blood stained tunic absolutely riddled with stab wounds: Can I have the wine now, please The trader: UH...YEAH SURE HERE YOU GO BUDDY HAHAHA PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
"The Lord save you. What do you need?" If you're able to grant a pardon for murder, that would be great! My mission got a little...stabby toward the end.
Actually, exclusive rights _were_ a thing in medieval times. Kings held the exclusive right to hunt in the royal forests, for instance. Kings held the exclusive right to decide who got executed. Kings held the exclusive right to-okay, most exclusive rights were held by kings, but _some_ were given to other people!
+Jeff B You're so right jeff! These days we only have the exclusive rights to spend most of our time working, to pay much of our salary as taxes, to use up the rest of our salary in keeping the greed machine running, to basically act as corporate slaves and political pawns that are only considered when the elections are coming up. At least we still have some rights, right?
Trying to escape the guards after committing murder: Mike: "shall I change my clothes?" Jane: "yeah, wear your fanciest clothes" [changes into murder victim's clothes] "the perfect crime!"
1) Sure, you think it's easy feeding yourself in medieval times because anybody can stick their hand in every food pot. But then consider the death rate and feel free to wonder if there's any connection. 2) Lord Divish might not know, but every servant saw him go in there, stay for an inappropriate length of time, and then leave the room.
When she's suddenly pregnant and the kid looks exactly like Henry, then they might say something. Depends if they are more loyal to him or her. Lots of the male traders etc seemed to like her, maybe this isn't her first dalliance?
Well, realistically there'd be someone who said "Hurrah, Lord Divish _finally_ has an heir? Isn't that _great,_ my lord? Especially since you're not likely to get another chance at getting an heir?"
I lost it when he was in the guys house asking for the wine again, but in the other guy's blood stained shirt full of stab holes. Yeah mate, you can have the wine!
I like how you guys charge ahead without looking at tutorials. Your homes must be goddamn horror shows of Ikea furniture. "The box indicated it was a bookshelf but clearly it was seven benches and these eleven four-inch tall side tables."
Ya know, I still have very little interest in this game... but this play through is one of the most entertaining things I've watched in a while thanks to the commentary.
Lance Perchance really the only way to get entertainment out of these open world, dialogue heavy, uneventful, tedious games.. need good commentary to fill the large gaps of nothing.
One of the most realist games release at the moment, the compeditors at the archery competition actualy know how to shot a bow and the scrub with no training can't compete, wow what a concpt.
It's a nice shirt tbh. Dunno if it gives an armour boost but it'd definitely help them look more charming without having to wear blood stained clothes?
Pfft, that's not the known world. The Known World goes all the way from Hispania and the land of the Franks (or even the mythic isle of Avalon) to territory held by those heathen Huns, and from the isle of Scandinavia in the north to the Moorish lands to the south. There are even those who say they have visited the distant land of Cathay, and they're getting those silks _somewhere._
I imagine medieval CSI going 'what was the motive behind the archery master's murder? There wasn't anything of value taken. Maybe the motive was revenge? Did he know too much?? Whyyyyy??' Oxbox: 'Oops.'
Steven Müller if I remember rightly, there was no police during those times and the gaurds really didn't care who killed whom, they just randomly arrested people
+Darsh Jalan while that did happen sometimes it was as common as you would think. They actually did have groups like the inquisitors to investigate things.
Mike commits adultery with a noblewoman, Jane broke up Morticia and Gomez Addams in the sims. What's next? Is Andy going to break up John and Abigail Marston? Oh wait...
Actually exclusive rights were very DEFINITELY a thing. Kings and lords could (and frequently did) give exclusive rights to craftsmen and merchants to make or sell certain products in order to artificially increase their price, and manage fashion trends. Most medieval states had very heavily managed economies, and their economies grew very slowly such that inflation was almost nonexistent except in the case of a siege. This is because all the incentives for a medieval ruler favored keeping the status quo: in particular they had a strong incentive to protect their realm's traditional industry or industries. Also, they had incentives to make sure luxury products did not become too common, even given increased production capability. Exclusive deals were frequently a way to reward a merchant without increasing his social status, a way to pay back an ally for help against a rival, or a way to buy the political support of the merchant's liege lord. To a lord, an exclusivity deal was essentially free money (since the merchant's increased wealth meant he paid more taxes): and nobody was going to refuse that no matter how much s/he loathed the King. And yes, Kings needed the support of noblemen: assuming they preferred to keep their heads on their necks. The idea of kings ruling by Divine Right wasn't even a thing until the 15th century, and was never really anything more than a slogan.
I agree with this until the very end "it was never more than a slogan", this may be true in the case of James I of England and his successors (who crowned the term) but in other nations such as France and many of the HRE states it was a very real concept which is why Charles I execution was considered to be beyond barbaric.
I like how the second they kissed each other Andy just automatically screamed: ROMANCE OPTIONS, that's how you know you've played way too much Mass effect
Mike sarcastically: in medieval time everyone wore the same three piece of clothing. Me: I'm pretty sure that was the case, except for people at court.
Probably a good thing you didn't get gold for this. Completing a quest called "At your service, My Lady" by hooking up with her while wearing her Dad's shirt would just be awkward if she then paid you for it...
People couldnt usually just eat anyones food but these people have heard tell of the legendary bards of Oxboxia and their songs of the latest board games, and are glad to help out with a serving of stew
For future reference; your clothes/armour quality (dirt/damage) affects how people will think of you. In simple terms; it's easier to persuade someone while clean.
While I love that the crew's first reaction is to murder someone for the wine... I wonder if Lady Stephanie would have given you money for the wine if you had gone and explained what happened.
Damn, don't leave the oxbox team alone with anyone in a room. 50/50 chance of death or sex... ....something, something Eddie izzard skit. "Thanks for flying church of England, sex or death?"
Aaandy, as a history guy you were supposed to tell Jane that yes there were exclusive rights to sell stuff in medieval times! That's, like, the whole point of guilds.
Before GPS, we printed directions off of Google Maps or MapQuest. Before that, you asked someone for detailed directions, unless you had the ability to read maps.
Well technically there was only a net loss of one person because you made another with Lady Stephanie, after killing the two dudes. So...loophole I guess?
Poor Mike, as soon as they said archery I knew this was going down hill. I failed alone, Mike had to fail with all of us watching. But it's really hard to shoot a bow when you're drunk with arm strain!
So...I fled the town ASAP as the quest said to find a way out, and I missed all of this. I wonder if any of it is still open. That said, they are in for a rude awakening.
I look away for a minute and suddenly your killing a guy for a key to a chest that is no longer there and a hat. I know I should be surprised. But I'm not. Not at all.
Dear Jane, I'd love to meet you, Mike and Andy. But what are the chances of that happening? I designed an equation to calculate that. Could you check it please? Me+e>gx [rezz]Ed= Meeting Gold star?
You forgot to calculate the proximity to London, shipping containers, and the Gates of Hell. If your result is < = 1, then you you are guaranteed to meet them, if it's < = 0.5 you are guaranteed to meet them and survive.
I didn’t think this was actually a romance quest and that that was just a joke but I was infact rooting by the end and damn that was a surprisingly romantic for the time
Yknow this only interested me to start off with and then the game drifteted out of my mind as it was being developed for so long. But this actually looks fantastic! Might pick this up if it goes on sale at Easter or for my birthday!
You know a game has reached a new level of historical accuracy when people walk around under the eves of their thatched roofs while holding torches over there heads.
Order now, "Tunes from ye olde times" from OXBOX. It includes the best hits from medieval times, such as: Two Horses, The bear and the maiden fair, and rains of castamere. Only 19.99 plus shipping.
I don't know if you guys are looking for ideas for videos but if you do I've got one. So I was playing AC Brotherhood and 2 of the achievements was for 1. Collect a artifact in 2012 2. Check email in 2012. So i changed the year and got them, so an idea for a video could be X times achievements got Really specific or something. Basically achievements like that or like the Arkham City achievement with Calendarman where you have to visit him on specific dates
"This codpiece is too large for my husband." Funniest thing I've heard in ages, properly got me laughing, good job Andy, another classic.
Joshua Beddow I DEMAND A PART 3! BEST OXBOX IN A WHILE!
Henry, dressed in a blood stained tunic absolutely riddled with stab wounds: Can I have the wine now, please
The trader: UH...YEAH SURE HERE YOU GO BUDDY HAHAHA PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
To be fair, most of the stab holes would have been in the back of the tunic.
"The Lord save you. What do you need?"
If you're able to grant a pardon for murder, that would be great! My mission got a little...stabby toward the end.
Murder and adultery. The Quality Content I come to Outside Xbox to see
Not to forget, Historically Accurate. :P
Patrick Long indeed
I'm not sure how historically accurate this is, I mean, Mike didn't die of dissentry even once!
“You’ve reached a new level in drinking” coincidentally that’s how we say ‘happy birthday’ in Australia
I am sad I can only like this once, so please accept this text as a second like.
Accepted gladly
"You've reached a new level in drinking." That's going on the wall of my kitchen. Or on a beer glass.
"He has no idea how close he came to being murdered!"
This seems like the sort of thing Jane would say a lot, during a typical day.
I'm commander Henry, and this is my favorite tavern in the kingdom.
Actually, exclusive rights _were_ a thing in medieval times. Kings held the exclusive right to hunt in the royal forests, for instance. Kings held the exclusive right to decide who got executed. Kings held the exclusive right to-okay, most exclusive rights were held by kings, but _some_ were given to other people!
Countless rights! Exclusive rights to get drafted, to get stabbed, to have your crops stolen... what a life, so many more rights than we have nowadays
+Jeff B You're so right jeff! These days we only have the exclusive rights to spend most of our time working, to pay much of our salary as taxes, to use up the rest of our salary in keeping the greed machine running, to basically act as corporate slaves and political pawns that are only considered when the elections are coming up. At least we still have some rights, right?
Thanks! We're learnding!
lol how much tax do you pay?
Also Popes had the exclusive right to decide what God wanted. Aaand that'll cover it.
Guards that _don't_ instantly know it was _you_ that did that crime? Such historical accuracy!
Nicholas Cross it's the dysentery. Messes with their memory and eyesight.
Trying to escape the guards after committing murder:
Mike: "shall I change my clothes?"
Jane: "yeah, wear your fanciest clothes"
[changes into murder victim's clothes]
"the perfect crime!"
I really hope you guys make this game a regular/semiregular thing because i f-ing loved the two videos so far
RIP
"I can't believe that all worked out in the end" - Jane Douglas with oxbox's new motto
David Loftus new motto? Have you not seen the GTA Heist videos 😂
1) Sure, you think it's easy feeding yourself in medieval times because anybody can stick their hand in every food pot. But then consider the death rate and feel free to wonder if there's any connection.
2) Lord Divish might not know, but every servant saw him go in there, stay for an inappropriate length of time, and then leave the room.
In different clothes, might I add
When she's suddenly pregnant and the kid looks exactly like Henry, then they might say something. Depends if they are more loyal to him or her. Lots of the male traders etc seemed to like her, maybe this isn't her first dalliance?
Well, realistically there'd be someone who said "Hurrah, Lord Divish _finally_ has an heir? Isn't that _great,_ my lord? Especially since you're not likely to get another chance at getting an heir?"
"My son is a strapping sturdy determined boy... obviously just like his father, right? RIGHT?! Thought so." Husband.
Ah the mass effect approach: ROMANCE EVERYONE
. . .Except Jacob.
And when romance is ineffective kill everything thats the commander Shepard way 👌
I lost it when he was in the guys house asking for the wine again, but in the other guy's blood stained shirt full of stab holes. Yeah mate, you can have the wine!
Great video all round, but the best bit was how irate all three of you got with Henry for trying to protest that he didn't need a reward.
I like how you guys charge ahead without looking at tutorials. Your homes must be goddamn horror shows of Ikea furniture. "The box indicated it was a bookshelf but clearly it was seven benches and these eleven four-inch tall side tables."
Ya know, I still have very little interest in this game... but this play through is one of the most entertaining things I've watched in a while thanks to the commentary.
Lance Perchance really the only way to get entertainment out of these open world, dialogue heavy, uneventful, tedious games.. need good commentary to fill the large gaps of nothing.
Am I the only one who was kind of uncomfortable with Mike having the torch out during the day or...
Benny Kwaakwah I was. I kept thinking, "Put the torch away you ding dong it's in the middle of the day!"
One of the most realist games release at the moment, the compeditors at the archery competition actualy know how to shot a bow and the scrub with no training can't compete, wow what a concpt.
No more guards will complain about being hit at the knee, because archery is so damn hard!
Well I was aiming for the head...
... of a doe...
... 90 degrees to the east...
"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the foot. I think he was aiming for my partner's heart..."
Henrry is a hero, he killed two men for his lady and when the lord couldn't conceive an heir he stepped forward and took one for the team.
"Why you no stab?" currently the best question in 2018!
Killed two people... travelled across the know world... faced death numerous times... FOR A SHIRT?!?!?!
Shirt. Sex. Scandal.
It's a nice shirt tbh. Dunno if it gives an armour boost but it'd definitely help them look more charming without having to wear blood stained clothes?
Pfft, that's not the known world. The Known World goes all the way from Hispania and the land of the Franks (or even the mythic isle of Avalon) to territory held by those heathen Huns, and from the isle of Scandinavia in the north to the Moorish lands to the south. There are even those who say they have visited the distant land of Cathay, and they're getting those silks _somewhere._
Never underestimate the power of boners.
Not a shirt, FOR ROYAL PUSSY
The end XD. Yelling for cash, laughing at the flirting then aw-ing at the romance then more laughing.
I imagine medieval CSI going 'what was the motive behind the archery master's murder? There wasn't anything of value taken. Maybe the motive was revenge? Did he know too much?? Whyyyyy??'
Oxbox: 'Oops.'
Steven Müller if I remember rightly, there was no police during those times and the gaurds really didn't care who killed whom, they just randomly arrested people
+Darsh Jalan while that did happen sometimes it was as common as you would think. They actually did have groups like the inquisitors to investigate things.
Mike commits adultery with a noblewoman, Jane broke up Morticia and Gomez Addams in the sims. What's next? Is Andy going to break up John and Abigail Marston? Oh wait...
He will split up John Marston and Arthur Morgan in the prologue of Red Dead Redemption 2.
Banquet42 lol oxbox ruining relationships one by one.
Some relationships just aren't meant to be. If John and Arthur had stayed together, John would never have met his true love i.e. Horson.
caitlin1998m Wait Gomez and Morticia broke up in the Sims? When??
Kathy Aird during the sims 4 livestream last year Jane made Bella and Mortimer Goth divorce and they're basically an Addams family parody.
Actually exclusive rights were very DEFINITELY a thing. Kings and lords could (and frequently did) give exclusive rights to craftsmen and merchants to make or sell certain products in order to artificially increase their price, and manage fashion trends. Most medieval states had very heavily managed economies, and their economies grew very slowly such that inflation was almost nonexistent except in the case of a siege. This is because all the incentives for a medieval ruler favored keeping the status quo: in particular they had a strong incentive to protect their realm's traditional industry or industries. Also, they had incentives to make sure luxury products did not become too common, even given increased production capability. Exclusive deals were frequently a way to reward a merchant without increasing his social status, a way to pay back an ally for help against a rival, or a way to buy the political support of the merchant's liege lord. To a lord, an exclusivity deal was essentially free money (since the merchant's increased wealth meant he paid more taxes): and nobody was going to refuse that no matter how much s/he loathed the King. And yes, Kings needed the support of noblemen: assuming they preferred to keep their heads on their necks. The idea of kings ruling by Divine Right wasn't even a thing until the 15th century, and was never really anything more than a slogan.
I agree with this until the very end "it was never more than a slogan", this may be true in the case of James I of England and his successors (who crowned the term) but in other nations such as France and many of the HRE states it was a very real concept which is why Charles I execution was considered to be beyond barbaric.
huh, ok, that's very interesting. I suppose that sort of thing would have been more acceptable/approved of on the continent. Thank you!
She only gave Henry her dad's shirt because she saw his one was covered in blood and starting to smell.
So if we see Andy eating a pretzel, we can assume he's celebrating a smoochening? He said it with such authority I can only assume it's a thing.
I like how the second they kissed each other Andy just automatically screamed: ROMANCE OPTIONS, that's how you know you've played way too much Mass effect
There is no such thing as too much Mass Effect
I find it adorable how much the gang was shipping Henry and Stephanie, it got me invested too. ^_^
I didn't think the title ''Kingdom Come Deliverance'' was meant so literally. So you actually play a delivery boy?
Amazon of the 15th century.
Brendan Mc hahaha. Clever.
What inspired Amazon.
Honestly the Archery guy had it coming... I don't know why he had it coming... but saying that helps me sleep at night.
Mike sarcastically: in medieval time everyone wore the same three piece of clothing.
Me: I'm pretty sure that was the case, except for people at court.
Probably a good thing you didn't get gold for this. Completing a quest called "At your service, My Lady" by hooking up with her while wearing her Dad's shirt would just be awkward if she then paid you for it...
You guys shipping these two is the best thing Ive ever heard
Things go wrong.
Andy's option: "can you crouch & sneak?"
Mike's option: "I'm running to my horse"
Jane's option: "kill him!"
People couldnt usually just eat anyones food but these people have heard tell of the legendary bards of Oxboxia and their songs of the latest board games, and are glad to help out with a serving of stew
Talking to someone with a burning torch in the middle of the day makes you look like a raider, probably why the guy started moonwalking away...Lol
For future reference; your clothes/armour quality (dirt/damage) affects how people will think of you. In simple terms; it's easier to persuade someone while clean.
I don't know why more people in the medieval times didn't follow the OxBox guide of living: stab & fast travel. Words to live by.
Art thou up, my lady?
Bailey Alexis Snow clever. I get it.
Ah yes, a ye olde Hindquarter Beckon.
and whom is asking?
Tis not much that occureth here
While I love that the crew's first reaction is to murder someone for the wine... I wonder if Lady Stephanie would have given you money for the wine if you had gone and explained what happened.
Don't worry, a wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.
Damn, don't leave the oxbox team alone with anyone in a room. 50/50 chance of death or sex...
....something, something Eddie izzard skit. "Thanks for flying church of England, sex or death?"
Andy and Jane are like the angels on Mike's shoulders, Jane is all about the murder while Andy talks to the man.
Hmmm things haven't changed much over time.
Murder clothes: +5 persuasion!
I love that you play this game like Hitman. "What, you mean after I murder someone, I CAN'T just get away with it by changing clothes? Rubbish!"
Well, they _did_ only change the _hat,_ not the bright red, bloodstained armor and shirt.
do i spy a hidden dagger in your trousers is thine blacksmith just happy to see one such as I
I am Lady Stephanie. How can I not LIKE this video? :)
lol
If that 1 hour and 1 minute was due to daily savings time?
A Dothraki wedding is thought to be a dull affair without at least three people dead.
After doing this quest, I always felt nervous when talking to Sir Divish.
This was one of the best playthroughs I have seen! So entertaining!!! Please do more of these for Kingdom Come Deliverance!
You can choose how long you want to make love for? I thought this was supposed to be historically accurate.
"You'll be back though" said the guy before he walked away backwards. Medieval times were much more surreal than contemporary times.
It’s amazing how this game can make errands seem as exciting as being a mythical dragon hero of legend.
Aaandy, as a history guy you were supposed to tell Jane that yes there were exclusive rights to sell stuff in medieval times! That's, like, the whole point of guilds.
Before GPS, we printed directions off of Google Maps or MapQuest.
Before that, you asked someone for detailed directions, unless you had the ability to read maps.
Well technically there was only a net loss of one person because you made another with Lady Stephanie, after killing the two dudes. So...loophole I guess?
We must hear the tale of how Horson, Sr., made the long journey from Bohemia, to seek his fortune in the frontier of New Armadillo.
PLEASE play more!
OX videos keeping me entertained while the snow traps me in the house....
I just love how you guys run around with an extinguished torch. It should look pretty stylish by day)
I remember when I tried to woo someone with a horse. Didn't go very well
Only a blacksmith's son can sleep in an active smithy. KLANG KLANG KLANG
lmao! When he first refuses a reward. their reactions are hilarious
The game sure has a fitting name, the kingdom definitely came after delivering.
Everyone remember where I parked the horse
am i the only one who's imagining their D&D characters on this adventure of finding wine, horse and crown (and a girlfriend for Egbert)?
Last Stephanie did pay you lol. Trust you Mike to mention the posing pouch
Commander Shepard the medieval years.
Looks like Henry and Stephanie just made a little Jon Snow
Aw, I felt bad for Andy feeling sick from Mike riding the horse.
Um.. guys the point of stealth kill is that nobody sees you. Not to stab him repeatedly while shouting "stealth kill"
Poor Mike, as soon as they said archery I knew this was going down hill. I failed alone, Mike had to fail with all of us watching. But it's really hard to shoot a bow when you're drunk with arm strain!
Nothing better after an extramarital affair, than a piping hot, twisted, bread snack. With lemonade!
So...I fled the town ASAP as the quest said to find a way out, and I missed all of this. I wonder if any of it is still open.
That said, they are in for a rude awakening.
This codpiece is too large for my husband has to be the single greatest come-on line ever.
I look away for a minute and suddenly your killing a guy for a key to a chest that is no longer there and a hat. I know I should be surprised. But I'm not. Not at all.
Historical accuracy means leveling up in drinking.
Dear Jane, I'd love to meet you, Mike and Andy. But what are the chances of that happening? I designed an equation to calculate that. Could you check it please? Me+e>gx [rezz]Ed= Meeting
Gold star?
You forgot to calculate the proximity to London, shipping containers, and the Gates of Hell. If your result is < = 1, then you you are guaranteed to meet them, if it's < = 0.5 you are guaranteed to meet them and survive.
You'd think Mike's skills of persuasion would be higher, given he's waving a torch around in the middle of the day. I mean, I'd give him a bow.
If getting laid only required two murders I'd be like Mike playing Hitman 24/7
This is the only playthrough that makes me want to play this game!!
I didn’t think this was actually a romance quest and that that was just a joke but I was infact rooting by the end and damn that was a surprisingly romantic for the time
Mike will die of arrows to the knee.
Oh, wrong game.
Yknow this only interested me to start off with and then the game drifteted out of my mind as it was being developed for so long. But this actually looks fantastic! Might pick this up if it goes on sale at Easter or for my birthday!
You know a game has reached a new level of historical accuracy when people walk around under the eves of their thatched roofs while holding torches over there heads.
Order now, "Tunes from ye olde times" from OXBOX. It includes the best hits from medieval times, such as: Two Horses, The bear and the maiden fair, and rains of castamere. Only 19.99 plus shipping.
I don't know if you guys are looking for ideas for videos but if you do I've got one.
So I was playing AC Brotherhood and 2 of the achievements was for 1. Collect a artifact in 2012
2. Check email in 2012. So i changed the year and got them, so an idea for a video could be X times achievements got Really specific or something. Basically achievements like that or like the Arkham City achievement with Calendarman where you have to visit him on specific dates
Kingdoms of Amalur Come: Deliverance.
**visible confusion**
Did anyone notice during the "asking for wine" cutscene, that the torches flames were still there even though he wasn't holding during the scene? XD
Cant have a wedding without a few murders, Red Wedding seems like a popular theme back in the day.
So did the last 30 seconds of that video constitute a walk of shame?
Please more of this, i'm loving it
I love how historically accurate that everlasting torch is... I mean that thing burned for like 30 hrs!
The first minute of this was the most British thing I've heard and I've been to Liverpool!