Key & Peele - Bagels Are for Sales Associates (ft. Rob Riggle) - Uncensored
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- The boss has very specific rules about who can and can't eat the bagels at a work meeting.
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"bagehs foh sahs assohh"
I died
ikr
oh god.
Ron! Handle your bagel!
indeed assocs ondy
lmfaoooooooooooooooo
this comedy sketch made me feel the exact opposite of what a comedy sketch is supposed to make you feel
Yeah this just pissed me off lol
Why? Because a Black guy is playing a Mexican?
I because he's been fired for doing what he's supposed to do... and black people aren't even good black people how can they be Mexican
I think the joke is that Ron is a spineless ass-kisser with no personality, so the boss gives him a ridiculous job to fuck with him, Ron doesn't realize he's being fucked with so he just goes with it and takes it way too seriously (something that probably happens at corporations like this every day). In the end the boss just gets so pissed off at how much of a bitch Ron is that he fires him
At least that's how I interpreted it. Maybe I'm just an asshole
Jericho Yang exactly!!!...ugh...
Plot twist: He's not really a janitor. He's a guy hired to help the boss with firing employees.
been looking for this!
Seems odd, why would some foreigner or customer of the business enter a dark room uninvited where there is a meeting taking place only to find food to their right...? Unless they have a super strong sense of smell. I believe this 100% was to fire the guy.
@@TheNuclearBolton he was the janitor... lol it was pretty obvious.
@@DanteYewToob looking at how 'shit' the presentation was, a janitor was needed😂😂
Exactly
"Cells make up our bodies but selling makes our bodies come alive..." lmaooo
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
you heard that too
The Lysosomes are the kill switches of the cell.
Plot Twist that janitor was a Sales Associate.
It seems like at the end.
The guy that fired Ron. Said he's right, When the janitor told Ron that the bagels was for Sales Assistance.
+delreydavid But why did the janitor try to grab one, When he told ron he can't have one.
+maxoutfun the boss just didn't like ron, he probably didn't care if the janitor wanted a bagel
+Meccarox Maybe your right, I just thought the janitor was one
But is it against the law though?
LEGAL! LEEEGALLL!
LE-GALL!
@@KingStr0ng ok. Thats not a word.
That's just a tongue twist
No this is a word
@@cenaandmiz you are not saying a word, sir.
_How come is not for me why_
Hahahahhaahhaaha
Jordan is the best...he's got the broken english down pat "how come is not for me why"......brilliant!
That part
"You're an alcoholic Ron"
Benjamin Cooper I’m not sir
" That's not true "
🙊😂
Fucking hilarious the way he just asserted that,
I didn't really get that
Damn, Rob Riggle plays a great douchebag.
He's one good actor.
TheWumboTrolley or just naturally a douche
I mean he’s a Marine so It’s natural for us
"plays"
just like in modern family
@@juju-kn6rx thorpedooooo
Boss: You want to do the presentation and I'll go back there and be a Jack@$$?
Why not he seems to have more experience.
+Shawn Chong ...actually it's a take on "coffee is for closers only" nothing to do with what you mentioned....
+Coby Michaels I made 150K last year, my watch is worth more than your whole year .....
+Chuck.Raney Raney And where do you live?
+Chuck.Raney Raney every caught cancer? Try buying chemo with that ego.
Donkey Face It's a movie line guys, from the same movie that this SKIT is a parody of .......
But since you guys aren't Sales Associates and can't CLOSE SALES, you wouldn't know.
These leads are GOOD LEADS !
I like how the music adds to the tenseness of the situation
tension
@@KasioGames tentionation
After 2 years of non stop Key and Peele binging, this is without a doubt my favourite sketch. The drums make it so intense.
its top 5!!!
- FOR SALES ASSOCIATES ONLY-
''For me maybe''
Anybody know who the lady at 1:02 is?
that what the fucking sign say
these two can pull anything together... class act!!!
FIRST CAVEMAN SOLD ROCK TO THE SECOND CAVEMAN
are you Russian?
Jordan no
+not_a_russian really? You type like a Russian
In Soviet Russia rock sells you.
+Daniel Nichols XD
"How come this no for me why?" xD xD
NakedFOX LOL
Laughed when he said that too
ParmesanCheese rawr xd
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT DID IT FOR ME!!!
Ron, do you wanna come up here and do the presentation and I'll go back there and be a jackass??? lol
69
69
@@whyvlone3338 69 boo boo
Sign says "For sales associates only"
Janitor points at sign and reads it out "For me maybe?" LMAO
+TheCODster16 No way, you watched the video too...
+Ashley Sefton (AA Gaming) Savage, lol
TheCODster16 “For sales associates maybe.”😂
The ending made me so mad
I immediately had lots of flashbacks when I worked for Home Depot so I sure got mad, too. Plus the boss's name is the same name that the guy that's after my ex has. It's fucking bullshit!
Why?😂
why what?
+Carbon Bonds (HCN) smooth, buddy. (^:
+Carbon Bonds (HCN) Literally no one in the world wanted to know that.
This is what happens when the boss is too scared to tell you you're fired to your face
“You’re an alcoholic.”
Rob Riggle is so goddamn funny.
If you work in the corporate world, you get it. The hired middle guy will protect the smallest bit of power the boss man gives him as if his life depended on it, and at the expenses of his own fellow workers and even himself.
Mic Rophone #itsnotthatdeep
I seriously wonder what evolutionary psychology has to say about this. Ally yourself with the group leader even at the expense of isolating yourself from other individuals in your group? Seems risky.
hardBoss lol middle managers are the biggest losers I've met haha
this is his job!
Pretty sure anyone can get the joke, don't try to sound deep, my dude.
tbh this pissed me off more than it made me laugh
Ben Medrano Same
Same.
honestly me too -_-
Mind of Jordan Peele
Me too, I felt like the janitor should have gotten punch in the face 3 or 4 times
As a janitor, I've experienced getting the shaft when it comes to bagels, holiday cookies, etc. so I just wait til everyone goes home then and eat away. For me maybe? Yes I'm a Mexican, and I use a fake accent to my advantage as well
I'm a janitor too, but I never eat any food put out for the employees.
Even if they offer.
Nor do I ever let them see me eat my own lunch or drink anything.
A professional janitor needs to be invisible.
this sketch made me angry because i wanted the janitor to just have a damn bagel, why are they being stingy with the bagels, let the man eat one
Joe Rogers u dont need to be invisible. Ur just as much a part of the team/business as anyone
@@joerogers9413 Ooo u are a good janitor!
Joe Rogers you are the chosen one
"No it's not for you."
"It's just for me?" 😂😂😂
Just let him have a damn bagel
+John01ization NO!!!
+Studeb YES BITCH
+John01ization it's for sales associate only!
no way
bagels are for sales associates only
HANDLE YOUR BAGELS
I'm trying
@@toasterpastries5811 lol
So the "janitor" was a Sales Associate undercover? and was testing him to see if he would feed a poor janitor?
no the janitor was a sales "associate" and in they all are associated in some way to the sales company, so the bagels were for pretty much everyone haha, thats why when ron got fired, he wasnt allowed to have the bagels
kind of the answer I was looking for
No. He got fired because he was too loud.
@@l0l0ser are you fuckin high? janitors aren't "sales associates"
I would have knocked *EVERYTHING* on that table over after I got fired.
It will come out of your pay cheque.
@@thedollofthemonthseries Paychecks are irrelevant after getting fired.
@@thedollofthemonthseries Sometimes you can't put a price on personal satisfaction. I'd have definitely had some shit to say at least.
@@jar_knight But i wunna peh muh bills
I always hate the characters Rob Riggle plays!!!
That's a sign of a great actor when they can elicit such reactions.
The cop from The Hangover, the principal from 21 Jump Street 1 & 2, the businessman from Key & Peele...
+Jordan Blanchard Don't forget Step Brothers "POW!"
+diulikadikaday naw, that just means he's an asshole
IT'S THE MUTHAF*CKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!!
+Jordan Blanchard he's the gym teacher and track coach in 21 jump street actually... :)
"Behgelzareforsailzassociehhhs..."
Perfect delivery
"For me maybe" hahaha
"For us?"
funniest bit was at the end '' bagels only for shiehs shesss assosss '' looool
hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but theres a bagel
for me maybe?
+Jason Hassler ehhh
Lol if I were in Keegan's place I Would EXPLODE from anger I don't give a shit ... lol
That was so frustrating !!
*****
Uhhh.... You.... should be a therapist.
+Jason Hassler 4/10 good try though
+kylem1112 Thanks! Not my best for sure, but figured someone might get a chuckle out of it.
"Coffee is for closers only" is what comes to mind.
+Chiko Tembo Person of Interest!?
+Lupe Jedi Glengarry Glenn Ross
That was my first impression. I thought it was gonna be a spoof on that scene.
+Chiko Tembo PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!
Dallas Jokic''your name is Levene? you call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?''
This sketch made me angry
Julian Collot How?
Because he was trying to say the fucking bagels are for certain people and the stupid janitor wouldn't listen while the cunt boss was blaming it on the guy.
This is pretty much real life (the jerk boss)
tenorsaxophone2012 I was imagining my boss throughout the whole video
@@762demon some people are like janitor they could be slower with their mind.. so the boss is the issue shouldnt be angry at such people
Q: what kind of bagel knows how to fly?
A: a plane bagel
HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!!!!
TheChemistryShack 😂👍
"RON HANDLE YOUR BAGELS!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Firing someone in the middle of a meeting?
Way to throw that meeting out of the window.
he played the hispanic man perfectly 😂😂 "for me maybe? not even smell?" emotionless, determined but somehow cute
The sound editor of this video deserves an award. Those scores just added fuel to the flames of each scene.
im craving the hell outta some bagels now
+cate carter me toooo I'm takin my ass straight to dunkin donuts in the morning.
***** :c
KabutoSushi who goes to dunkins for bagels like, wtf?, go to a bagel shop
I'm buying an egg and cheese on a bagel from my bodega tomorrow am lol
just give him a bagel god dammit
+KYLE EVANS fuck up
+KYLE EVANS where's ur photo bitch r u too ugly?
aww look at the keyboard warrior, he got upset
na im good
Jah.M.eSS nah i think you are upset, dont cry now
"Your a alcoholic"
"I'm not sir I'm not"
*Death Stares*
"THATS WHAT THE FUCKING SIGN SAYS " Hahaha I died
3:32 The way Peele said "Bagels are for sales associates" killed me LOL
that janitor is doing the real selling to get a bagel.
So by definition the janitor was a sales associate. The boss made Ron so willing to do a task he didn’t do it.
Handle your bagels !! 😂😂😂
I'm going to have to unsubscribe to CC once Key and Peele is over.
lol..ikr
+RogueDemonZ But there's bound to be another season of Another Period, and also Inside Amy Schumer.
Shinigami The only reason I ever subscribed, the only videos I have ever watched on this channel, (and I'm sure this accounts for many others) is Key & Peele.
+RogueDemonZ Scorpio...We meet again.
Yeah, ikr. Their other videos keep flowing my inbox. Boring as hell videos too
IT WAS A SETUP!!!
Rob really plays the perfect sales director.
I thought this was going to be a Glengarry Glen Ross parody.
I was disappointed too.
Same here lol just like the coffee pot
Who said it wasn't?
same, I was hoping for an Alec Baldwin cameo or something
Put that coffee down
how come not for me why
This is so much like working retail.
Boss: Go put out the merchandise.
Worker: I'm trying to but these customers keep cal-
Boss: You want me to hire them and fire you?
I like to think the janitor knew what he was doing and the boss put him up to it to see how he handles it.
The boss and janitor were in it all along to work together and give a reason to fire Ron
lmfao Idk if it's because I'm high as hell, or this shit really was as deep as I thought it was. like middle class, trynna kiss the high class ass, by treating low class like shit. then gets fired, in a plan between high class ,and low class. to push middle class out. lol damn that really is this world we live in.
that's the conflict sociological theory
Key and Peele are ALOT smarter than they let on.
this is what weed does, right there.
If you ever start a comment with "Idk if it's because I'm high as hell," then it is.
This is EXACTLY the way my history major roommate talks when he's high. So yeah
i can totally relate to the situation that Key was in with talking to someone who doesn't speak english well and ends up twisting the conversation for their own gain
I chuckled because it's a painful representation of my actual life, like only I'd have thrown 15 bagels at the dude who fired me for doing what he said and then, knowing my luck, I'd get arrested. just sitting there, in county. rocking back and forth muttering to myself, "he said bagels are for the sales associates "
Wow that's messed up
"handle your bagels"
Thumbs up to keep Key & Peele on for another season !
Are you for real???
They quit
Yea this is their last season
what an idiot
hell yeeee boi
Just the fact it builds up to be serious is what made this bit perfect. "Handle your bagels"
This video really pisses me off on Ron's behalf for some weird reason
Agreed 😂 troll of a video.
The cream cheese is what ignited my laughter @2:19 The emphasis on the slow methodical creamy spoon slashing sound efx... 🥺
Poor Ron....
How badly this sketch made me want to punch the boss and janitor god damn key and peele!
+Henry Le yup its very frustrating and really pissed me off. You can also thank the great acting to accomplish that
it shows real talent when you are the star and you take heckling bravo
Rob Riggle is the master of being loud and obnoxious in the best way possible.
2:26
I'm so using this next time someone declines me food haha 😂😂
Bagels getting people fired, I declare war on every bagel out there!
"Ugghh sign says" my names Ron i like to get drunk and listen to signs all day 😂😂
I like to pretend im working but then i just watch these guys all day! love them
That's corporate America for ya
When he read the sign, "for sales associates only" and then reads it as "For me maybe" I was too through lolol!!! :-)
Watch this first listening to key and peele, then rewatch it again listening to what the presenter is saying
The audacity of the janitor at the end. Like, how dare you 😤
I couldn't watch this till the end. It was making me too nervous.
Rob should have just taken a bagel and gave it to the janitor, that way the janitor gets a bagel, and Rob technically followed the rules
Rob isn't a sales associate
Ron
RON should’ve followed the rules of his awesome boss, but in a quieter way
"Cells make up our bodies, but sales makes us alive"
He said let them know not stop them from eating !!
Gil Thorpe at it again!
I know!!!!!
+LegoStopMotion! Somewhere in an open house, Phil is frustrated rn. 😂
Gill pickles!!!
"How come there's no for me why"
Secretly this was a plot set up by the boss to have a reason to fire Ron.
Rob Riggle is one of the most underrated comedians of all time. I love his style.
Hyperbole is one of the most overused styles of internet comments of all time. I hate your style.
lmao did anyone else catch that first sale ever in history? 1:12 "the first caveman out there sold a rock to the second caveman." lol, classic line...
I went to the kitchen and ate a bagel after watching lol
Dani s made me want one too
I'd have just let him take the bagel if he wouldn't quit trying for one
+General Coma not a pushover, just don't wanna cause a scene and lose or damage my job
I wouldn't call giving him a bagel being bullied. Just knowing that my job is more important than my pride
Consequences.
LORD FLACKO if your job is to keep people who are not sales associates from taking bagels then it has nothing to do with pride.
antonio gomez If I know that my boss is a dick that doesn't like getting interrupted, and that not giving the dude a bagel is going to interrupt him, then giving the dude a bagel is less of a risk
Looks like the janitor is the 'undercover boss'of the company
An all he had to do was slowly shepard the cleaner out of the room
All while keeping his voice down.
Or just give the guy a bagel. It's not a crime.
But... the bagels are for sales associates only.
For me maybe?
Jonathan G
No I think that was they're whole point , that maybe he wasn't a cleaner , maybe he WAS a sales associate .... js tho
Hahaha I love this skit !
"Handle your bagels!"
That's what the fucking sign says!!! Hahahaha!
Ha ha ha. It was dropping the "f" bomb in this skit that was sooooo funny to you. Puh! and how old are we?? (I'm being mean because it's passed my nap time. Deal with it).
For Sale?
For Free?
Oh, For me?
greatest sketch of all time
I just pulled an all nighter and I need some thing to keep me up
I just pulled an all nighter and need some sleep.
I just pulled an all nighter and need some crack
+Carole Burris i just pullee a crack and i need some all nighters
Tavian Edwards these nuts just pulled an all nighter on your chin
LOOOOL this had me in tears man
The music makes this scene so epic
That Saturday Ron came back to work wearing a Kevlar vest, armed with a illegally converted fully auto AR-15 and 13 homemade pipe-grenades. 22 people did not come home from work that evening. In the end, Ron was found dead, lying amongst the dead, a self inflicted gun shot wound in his temple and a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese spread hanging out of his mouth.
cool story bro
I'm normally not a sales kinda person but I would become a sales associate if I can have those bagels which are for sales associates only.
I love when Key always act as an old man, and when he acts like he doesn't know what he is hearing or saying!!! LMFAO!!!
That's Peele, not Key.
What the Mexican janitor did at the end is exactly what Ron should've done at the beginning. Grabbed his hand PHYSICALLY stopping him from getting a bagel and very quietly told him only for sales associates.
When your starting to run out of Key and Peele.... Uncensored versions, starts to pop up on the recommendations.....