Google Translate Sings: "Friend Like Me" (ft. BRIAN HULL) (PARODY)

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    ISN'T BRIAN HULL AMAZING??? Be sure to check him out, we've basically adopted him into the GTS family.
    What should I do next??

    • @featherthefoxxo6260
      @featherthefoxxo6260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Translator Fails hai! I love ur channel and your really funny! Your a great singer too!

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To think I ws just wondering yesterday about the fact you haven't had guests in GTS for the past good while. Always nice to see some familiar faces to go with my favorite!

    • @King-cv2gb
      @King-cv2gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Translator Fails do happier by marshmellow plzzzzzz i love that song

    • @amalkaslavikova8005
      @amalkaslavikova8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love your channel! 😆

    • @Sorrelpaw
      @Sorrelpaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      is it possible to translate golden afternoon from alice in wonderland please o3o

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    There is a pattern with google translate and making all pro-friendship songs anti-friendship. We should maby look into this more.

    • @kecomamaplunkett7150
      @kecomamaplunkett7150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Maybe saying you have a friend in some hows make it not friends and you never had a friend like me turns into no friends because it never friend’s but I didn’t did notice it we should really look into that

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      At least this one sort of makes sense since the original was using a double negative.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Too much Internet has made the translator AI depressed and pessimistic.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      On that note, GTS should do Girlfriend. That would be entertaining.

    • @AaronTheBlackDragon
      @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jbcatz5 That would be amazing.

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    "Male Harry Potter head"... how on earth does Google get that from Aladdin?!

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nobody knows

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Theres no way that's the strangest line

    • @oliviagruss2378
      @oliviagruss2378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jareth The Goblin King it is because google translate doesn’t usually translate words into peoples names.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@oliviagruss2378 I don't think his surprise is that it wasn't translated back into Aladdin, only that it got translated into what it did.
      P.S. You tagged the guy who was saying that it wasn't strange rather than the original poster.

    • @oliviagruss2378
      @oliviagruss2378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael Hill that’s because I was replying to Jareth. I wasn’t replying to the original comment😉

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Disney: "Everybody wants to be a cat!"
    Google Translate: "So I do not want to be a cat!"

    • @Eeveeismypatronas
      @Eeveeismypatronas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brentalfloss: "You furries better hurry."

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that an aristocats reference?

    • @ShadowFireclaws
      @ShadowFireclaws 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@superpokemonbros.9441 I think so. There's a song in "The Aristocats" that says "Everybody wants to be a cat."

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShadowFireclaws oh, ok

  • @georgspielberger9780
    @georgspielberger9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    I don't know who I feel more sorry.
    Malinda who is called friendless
    Or Brian whos Girlfriend likes Malinda more than him

    • @erincornelius2260
      @erincornelius2260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Rodimus Supreme true, true

    • @erincornelius2260
      @erincornelius2260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He's probably insulting her because she took his girlfriend!

    • @stevesome1202
      @stevesome1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Somebody make fanfic on that scenario

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Rodimus Supreme I know right

    • @zerocreation2406
      @zerocreation2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Someone make a fan fiction of this right now!! In Wattpad!

  • @taythree5549
    @taythree5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    The ending made the entire song make sense
    it's CLEARLY a song sung by a man filled with nonsensical jealous rage at a lady who stole his girlfriend and is clearly more popular then him.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      So it's the Incel Theme song!

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Love the accidental bi representation

    • @taythree5549
      @taythree5549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Accidental, yeah
      that's totally what it was XD

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      a male yandere with limited weapons, so instead of killing his rivals, he deprives them of friends

    • @thefiretruck9604
      @thefiretruck9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hazakurasuyama9016 And his lover can't wear any bra!

  • @pan-opticon
    @pan-opticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    YOU.
    DO.
    NOT.
    HAVE.
    A.
    FRIEND!!!
    Me: Jeez, I know, no need to rub it in...

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nicolás Emmanuel Franco aww...thanks! (I guess lol)

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luna ! Aww thx🖤💛

    • @gabcard2767
      @gabcard2767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In other words, we pride ourselves in slavery.

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luna ! Lol!

    • @mynameapp2909
      @mynameapp2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So TRUE

  • @KiaraLionessTM
    @KiaraLionessTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    “You do not have a friend”
    I know please don’t remind me I’m so lonely 😂😂

  • @sass-parilla3852
    @sass-parilla3852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “Now I stick to the wall”
    *GENIE IS SPIDER-MAN CONFIRMED*

  • @cadebowman4582
    @cadebowman4582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Me: i should go out more!
    Life: *_you do not have friends_*

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Big mood. XD

    • @tinabastarache2674
      @tinabastarache2674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was just gonna comment well that pretty much just summed up my life

    • @MarMarcy
      @MarMarcy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relatable

    • @IceePhoenix
      @IceePhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: Don't insult me
      Life: YOU AINT GOT REAL FRIENDS

    • @lydia1157
      @lydia1157 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'll be your friend!

  • @Kiania1234
    @Kiania1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    " My girlfriend likes you! " haha XD
    "Wait what"
    " She was mine!"
    Died laughing at this ending lol XD

    • @jesusguadalupe8396
      @jesusguadalupe8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      That's why he was being a jerk 😂

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Having seen the new movie, that line takes on a whole new light.

    • @naomiarkison5365
      @naomiarkison5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      II know, that part was VERY unexpected!

    • @Steven-pb4wn
      @Steven-pb4wn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Google translate is Gay

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    We pride ourselves on slavery.
    How did the entire rest of that line come out the same except slavery?

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Going from "service" to "slavery" is one of the least odd translations... at least you can see a rough connection between the two.

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jamesthesaiyan I still remember Be our Guestroom from the Beauty and the Beast video

    • @rietalley3756
      @rietalley3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Google was doing great until it let its AI agenda slip out.

    • @mylahobbit1815
      @mylahobbit1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wanna know something dumb? i think I know. in latin, the word for slave is 'servus' which is often incorrectly translated as 'servant' bc the latin verb for 'to serve' is 'servo, servīre' so you'd think it'd be servant but its not, even though the english word 'servant' is derived from the latin verb. ancient rome was messed up, y'all.

  • @CreeperKiller666
    @CreeperKiller666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    In stereotypical hillbilly voice: "In other words, we pride ourselves on slavery" - OMG, that line killed me.

  • @KitsukiiPlays
    @KitsukiiPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    Sequel to You Are Not A Friend, from Toy Story

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm lowkey hoping Georgia sees this video and your comment...

    • @alexxd2398
      @alexxd2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s what I said to my sister!

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Google translate was against friends in the "New Rules" song too...

    • @MeetMeatMo
      @MeetMeatMo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🎼Your not a friend with me.

    • @mizusenshi8172
      @mizusenshi8172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking that too

  • @vilipia6740
    @vilipia6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    “My girlfriend likes you!” Oml🤣 this one was hilarious

    • @lolymop333
      @lolymop333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That must by why he was insulting her

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Wow, what a plot twist...

    • @GigaPhoenix9001
      @GigaPhoenix9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That explains so much of how his song turned out AGAINST her. "You got no friends" ... except my girl. DX

    • @theawesomemepreussen
      @theawesomemepreussen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I tried not to laugh at this video but failed with the last sentence... it was too good. xD

    • @mallikamajumdar8763
      @mallikamajumdar8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now that's the sting in the tail!

  • @starwarzchik112
    @starwarzchik112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    “In other word, we pride ourselves on slavery...”
    *American South has left the chat*

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean the North. There were actually more slaves in the north.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@michaeljenner2325 That's a lie, Michael. Slavery was never widespread in the North because it wasn't an agricultural society, all Northern states had banned it by 1804. By the Civil War, only Southern states and border states(slave states that sided with the Union; these were Delaware, Missouri, Maryland, and Kentucky and West Virginia after it split off from Virginia in 1863.) It was absolutely vital to the South though. Go back to American history class, you have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Hill Actually it’s true. The war was not about slavery and there were more slaves in the north. Lincoln himself said that his made aim wasn’t to free the slaves and that if keeping them was how he would save the union then he’d do so. Read the politically incorrect guide to the civil war and look up the historian Shelby Foote. Now I’m not saying slavery didn’t play any part in the war but it wasn’t the main reason for it or is it true that the south were the only ones with slaves.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@michaeljenner2325 Lay off the Lost Cause Revisionism. Read the secession documents and Alexander Stephens' Cornerstone Speech and I've heard of Foote, he's a lomgstanding supporter of the Lost Cause Myth and that's long been a controversy with him. He's defended Nathan Bedford Forrest and defended the early KKK which Forrest created(both if which have long been a part of the Lost Cause interpretation.) The war was about slavery, that's historical fact and again, the "North had more slaves" thing has no historical basis to it at all. Unless you're making the stupid "wage slavery" argument made by George Fitzhugh in defending slavery before the war, there was no legal slavery in the North by ths tims of the war. As I mentioned, the Northern states had all banned slavery by 1804, 56 years before the war.
      And Lincoln's aim at the beginning of the war is frankly irrelevant, what matters is why the South seceded because that's what caused the war and the documents are clear that slavery was the main reason. You're right that the North originally fought to preserve the Union but that does not change anything in regards to why the war happened because it wasn't the North that made the war happen. It's not "politically incorrect" to say that the war was not fought about slavery, it's a pervasive myth, developed by the South to defend themselves after the war. Slavery had been an issue since the Founders. And in the 1850s, all of the major controversies whether it was the Compromise of 1850, the Kansas-Nebraska Act and "Bleeding Kansas", or the Dred Scott decision were slavery-related. And if you bring uo the Morill Tariff as a reason, as many other Lost Cause Revisionists do, that is also not true. It was passed after the war had started and only because without the South, it wouldn't be blocked in the Senate. I can and will go history nerd on you to fight your historical lies. Lost Cause Revisionism is a lie and it is a pseudohistorical myth that needs to die.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@michaeljenner2325 I'd suggest reading James McPherson's "Ordeal by Fire" which was one of my textbooks for my Civil War and Reconstruction class, as an accurate representation of the Civil War, rather than a flawed one based on the Lost Cause Myth.

  • @josephh3644
    @josephh3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Brian: “This is a cookie!”
    Just that random sentence pared with the way that Brian said it makes me laugh every single time!

  • @emilybackscheider7922
    @emilybackscheider7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    "My girlfriend likes you!"
    "What?"
    "She was mine!" (sobs)

  • @deckardcanine
    @deckardcanine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Right up there with changing "Let It Go" to "Give Up," "Popular" to "Boring," and "You're Welcome" to "Never Mind" for totally missing the point.

    • @CrimsonPuppeteer
      @CrimsonPuppeteer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Despacito

    • @poyobox8301
      @poyobox8301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also Despacito to Quickly

    • @kjkhurana7062
      @kjkhurana7062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot you are not a friend

    • @IceePhoenix
      @IceePhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And "Can I stay the night?"
      "DENIED"

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair: Popular people sometimes tend to be Boring. So maybe, it's just Bias from GT

  • @Jcat_Nguy23
    @Jcat_Nguy23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Algebra test: YOU ARE WRONG!
    me: what'd I do?
    Algebra test: you have a temporary setup folder!
    Me: That doesnt make sense! Did we learn that

  • @Sam-lb8xs
    @Sam-lb8xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "This is is a cookie!"
    Ten thousand years by yourself in a confined space will make you rather kooky.

  • @lindaloftas5703
    @lindaloftas5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    I just love how the last line just ties it all together and tells us why he was so rude to Aladdin

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "My girlfriend likes you! She was mine!!"
    Wow that suddenly took a turn. Lol

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Maya Wolff Or she could be bisexual.

    • @killer92173
      @killer92173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No wonder he was insulting her lol

  • @danieldavid3766
    @danieldavid3766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    No one:
    Genie: We pride ourselves on slavery.

  • @valhersa29
    @valhersa29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “You do not have a friend.”
    WELL OKAY YOU DONT HAVE TO REMIND ME :’v

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    So what google translate wants to tell us is:
    Jasmine was Genie's Girlfriend but got a crush on Aladdin, so Genie made this elaborate plan to get Aladdin to come retrieve the Lamp just so Genie could deliver his epic Diss-Track on Aladdin "You do not have a friend."

    • @graceslade9408
      @graceslade9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ha ha like an adult version of Aladdin 😂

    • @holyshard530
      @holyshard530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But. . .

    • @missvnuna3623
      @missvnuna3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DISNEY! Please make a movie out of this storyline 😂

    • @lydiaboyle4158
      @lydiaboyle4158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or he's attempting to seduce Aladdin as a replacement girlfriend.

    • @stampedebuffalozz2024
      @stampedebuffalozz2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

  • @thomaswall1079
    @thomaswall1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    Is it too late to replace Will Smith?
    Unpon seeing the film Will Smith actually did a great job. Sorry for underestimating you Will 😁

    • @inkmaster5480
      @inkmaster5480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The reason they're using Will Smith is because he voiced the Genie when Robin Williams cut ties with Disney after the first Aladinn.

    • @thomaswall1079
      @thomaswall1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@inkmaster5480 I thought it was Dan Castellaneta?

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thomaswall1079 It is. Will Smith has never voiced Genie before.

    • @june012006
      @june012006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The past is past, give up

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@june012006 I read that and immediately went "giive uuuppp~! giive uuuupp~!" (GT Frozen)

  • @alexandernikitin2448
    @alexandernikitin2448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I died at:
    YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND!
    NYA NYA NYA OH MY
    NYA NYA NYA NO NO (keeps on doing Robin's impressions)
    It's soooooooo rude and hilarious xD

  • @franktatious2078
    @franktatious2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “Male Harry Potter head” WTF!!😂
    Edit: POTTAH! Can’t even go to TH-cam without making the recommended page!

  • @kyleshultz5481
    @kyleshultz5481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "If you're going to insult me, don't sing." XD

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm guessing she doesn't want him to make mini laughter either *;)*

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does this sound familiar?

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyle/Oancitizen: "Fine. I'll just say it's my time to shine, and shut the door on you."

  • @rosaandrachel2001
    @rosaandrachel2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "So I do not want to be a cat"
    Well, that explains why Scar was so relieved that he was finally a taxi.

  • @frogplush8071
    @frogplush8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    _The story of my life:_
    When I was born: 1:45
    Elementary School: 1:20
    High School: 0:37
    Got Cheated on: 2:25
    What I got my first job as: 1:11
    The rest of my life: 2:06
    _Me:_ "I swear 0:29"

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Brian was clearly having a ton of fun singing this XD

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    *Professor:* YOU ARE WRONG!
    *Me, a helpless student:* WHAT'D I DO?

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I loved how she made that fit with the rhythm of the music anyway

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A fellow asexual? Yay!!

    • @agathaplayziez4953
      @agathaplayziez4953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DANGANRONPA VIBES

  • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
    @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "You do not have a freind"
    *"why are you mad"*

  • @timnackson
    @timnackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Male Harry Potter, Head”
    “Male Harry Potterhead”
    That’s me!

  • @ottah483
    @ottah483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “So what does Cha mean? I’m very happy”
    Me: Cha or 차 means tea in Korean. Heh

    • @jswayne7546
      @jswayne7546 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's true for a few different Asian languages, actually.

  • @DeathGodRiku
    @DeathGodRiku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "This is a cookie" that is the most sense I've heard from a GTS

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "You're a chair!"
    And finally, Scar was a taxi! 😂
    And Glinda is still a sandal, I believe.
    "Yellow Harry" - A Harry Potter and Simpsons crossover?

    • @salthesalmonshark6849
      @salthesalmonshark6849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And Rapunzel is a Muffin

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *you are now a tv!*

    • @oiiimoji
      @oiiimoji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rapunzel as Lettuce😂

    • @mckenzieeby6971
      @mckenzieeby6971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yellow Harry is racist.

    • @theawesomemepreussen
      @theawesomemepreussen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Harry was demoted from Gryffindor to Hufflepuff. :(( poor Harry...

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “This is a cookie”😂
    “You’re a chair! Cut,cut!”😂
    “ I SAW THE ITALIANS!!!!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Also Brian’s face when he’s singing “You have a temporary set up folder”😆
    This is full of so many great lines

    • @jacobwilks9204
      @jacobwilks9204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody's talking about, "does this helmet eat your meat!?"

    • @FewVidsJustComments
      @FewVidsJustComments ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont forget "Male Harry Potter head" 😂

  • @emma-louiseh3028
    @emma-louiseh3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I’m so happy”
    Me during this entire video😂
    Especially when he shouted “I have a cookie”

  • @sarahpanther
    @sarahpanther 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    1:40 But I thought *everybody* wants to be a cat?
    ......actually, now I kinda want to see a translated version of Everybody Wants to be a Cat, from Aristocats 😅

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I really need that as well!

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Knowing Google Translate, no one will want to be cats.

    • @LuckyLittleLoki
      @LuckyLittleLoki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well now that the cats trailer is out nobody wants to be a cat 😂

    • @sarahpanther
      @sarahpanther 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LuckyLittleLoki That is very true 😂

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LuckyLittleLoki Even us furries no longer want to be cats now that we've seen that...

  • @averyhanlon431
    @averyhanlon431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Now I understand why he's not her friend. She stole his girlfriend :D

    • @allana0017
      @allana0017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      because he doesn’t have a girlfriend anymore and wants to get revenge on his ex??

    • @thedarkoverlordofall
      @thedarkoverlordofall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sam zuriel he’s trying to steal his former girlfriend’s girlfriend

    • @Sam-lb8xs
      @Sam-lb8xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Although his claim that his girlfriend "likes her" seems to be news to her, given her perplexed surprise.

    • @annehessler7574
      @annehessler7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which is weird.. because he asked her to be his girlfriend at the beginning

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When a polyamorous relationship goes wrong.

  • @IronycheinPain
    @IronycheinPain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "So I do not want to be a cat"
    *Cats 2019, anybody?*

  • @tamasjambor8668
    @tamasjambor8668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why is nobody talking about "A lover can't wear any bra"

  • @zoguy6988
    @zoguy6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    What a plot twist ending.

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "You will be my girlfriend."
    I always had a feeling Brian had a crush on you. Didn't expect him to be so forward about it, though.

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      also his girlfriend likes her too, maybe he's aiming for a treesome.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm guessing he likes to branch out then?

    • @FallenAesthetics
      @FallenAesthetics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FoxHunter Some of the GTS songs (esp "You're Welcome") are fond of trees so...

    • @benjaminleewilliams42782
      @benjaminleewilliams42782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A new ship has set sail, all aboard!

  • @FineLifesrilanka
    @FineLifesrilanka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    nobody:
    not even me:
    my brain as soon as I enter school:
    You do not have friends, you do not have friends, You do not have friends, you do not have friends. YOU. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

  • @card2hy
    @card2hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    You should translate " friends on the other side" with Thomas Sanders
    Like if you agree

  • @killdozer7792
    @killdozer7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Wow, there's a love triangle and NOBODY knew about it?

    • @meowpoint1403
      @meowpoint1403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did Jasmine love the Genie once?

    • @Sam-lb8xs
      @Sam-lb8xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even Aladdin, apparently.

  • @alauddinbulbul6897
    @alauddinbulbul6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    'This is a cookie'
    Me:ReeeEAllY?
    'So I don't wanna be a cat'
    Me:....Um...whY NoT

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ima catttt
      And it's a bad thing

  • @maidominguez1123
    @maidominguez1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is about an hotel guy who is really ableist to Antonio, a wheelchair user.

  • @arabeth3173
    @arabeth3173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Genie: There is doubt about three miles away!
    Me: I'd say it’s a lot closer than that

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sure someone 3 miles away has doubt too so he's not exactly wrong.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@feiradragon7915 Unless they're in the middle of the desert, in which case there might not even be people who don't have doubt 3 miles away.

    • @justsomerandompotterhead2790
      @justsomerandompotterhead2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pineapple is a fruit

    • @VannyBeumer
      @VannyBeumer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomerandompotterhead2790 actually, its multiple

  • @orirrr8
    @orirrr8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    gotta love the google translate random rhymes xD
    Does this helmet eat your meat

    • @Tomsonic41
      @Tomsonic41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well considering what Google Translate has done to the other Disney songs, a helmet eating meat isn't all that unusual!

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am I safe with this on my head? *wears said helmet*

    • @georgiaz4351
      @georgiaz4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then it can have pudding too.

    • @brandonmeng6138
      @brandonmeng6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean our head our meat so I guess helmets do eat our heads

    • @graceslade9408
      @graceslade9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 Mum: sweetie don't forget to put your helmet on when going for a skateboard
      Child: I can't, the helmet will eat me

  • @flickerflight6681
    @flickerflight6681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how this perfectly fits genie if he was drunk

  • @lydiaboyle4158
    @lydiaboyle4158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So the genie is being rude because his girlfriend likes Aladdin- but he also wants Aladdin to date him to replace said accidentally-stolen significant other.

  • @Vulphrahm
    @Vulphrahm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Brian literally should be recast as Genie before Alladin comes out in theaters 😂

  • @mizusenshi8172
    @mizusenshi8172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Well the song totally changed.
    The line "I do not want to be a cat" just makes me think of the song "Everybody Wants To Be A Cat" from The Aristocats.

  • @decidueyefan3844
    @decidueyefan3844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Male Harry Potter head”
    As if it could be any other gender

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You might wanna take a look at this 😉
      th-cam.com/video/uSUmEe1ApRM/w-d-xo.html
      No offence ment.

    • @roomfullofpigeons
      @roomfullofpigeons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Potterhead sometimes can refer to a fan of Harry Potter. People of any gender can like Harry Potter.

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well there are fanficts

    • @ad_1926
      @ad_1926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, the creator of Harry Potter is a female. JK Rowling. Almost everybody loves Harry Potter movies and novels , gender doesn't matter.

  • @randomdev9576
    @randomdev9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You don't have a friend"
    Wow Google translate is sooooo supportive 😍

  • @mycomputersucks7602
    @mycomputersucks7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "You are wrong"
    "What did I do"
    "You have a temporary setup folder"
    Thats one reason to get mad at someone
    (Edit: this is the most likes I think I've ever gotten on a comment omg )

  • @chrysopelea1986
    @chrysopelea1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When a Google translate song is better than the most recent trailer for the actual film. Seriously though, this is pretty great.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Petition to create a new google translated movie with Malinda and Brian being cast as the genie and Aladdin? Signed.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      huh? שחר א.

  • @dawndipierro373
    @dawndipierro373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    All I’m going to say is that Robin Williams would’ve loved this.

    • @ShiloAllard063
      @ShiloAllard063 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most definitely he would have.

  • @shydreameress264
    @shydreameress264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought my headphones had a problem when the sound suddenly stopped after "cut, cut" and I felt so stupid xD

  • @FoxEllaAnimation
    @FoxEllaAnimation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Malinda looks so done

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    It's impressive that he's able to sing all that with a straight face!

  • @SryBut
    @SryBut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Plottwist at the end! OMG SO EPIC :D
    And sung great by Brian :D

  • @tekecoles5982
    @tekecoles5982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how much he can change his voice so suddenly. I wish I was that talented. 😁

  • @20Unbelievable06
    @20Unbelievable06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    why does GT ALWAYS turn friends into not friends?! this is hilarious!

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    It’s not surprising GT is taking its loneliness out on others

  • @cdesigner9178
    @cdesigner9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Genie had too many drinks in the lamp. "Oy! Ten thousand years can give such a horrible hangover!"

  • @filenotfound2600
    @filenotfound2600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What did i do?"
    "You have a temporary set up folder"

  • @zoe-uf8bu
    @zoe-uf8bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    You don't have a friend....
    Sums up my entire life basically
    Edit: I forgot about this comment and kept getting notifications and I was like wat?

    • @The_one_goblin
      @The_one_goblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sims Design saaaaame

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yo #lonelysquad, where you at?

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @dj_artscape
      @dj_artscape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@koolkitty108 we're here

  • @Jones209
    @Jones209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love that the main line is replaced by something that means the exact opposite.

  • @armandchainier5400
    @armandchainier5400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've listened to this so much that I actually forgot the original lyrics

  • @amanimango
    @amanimango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Idk: WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!
    Me: You had a temporary setup folder, *NOW GET OUT!*
    God, thats a dumb reason to get mad at someone ..

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only time it might not be dumb is if the one getting mad is a sentient AI.

  • @dillonbrett9259
    @dillonbrett9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "So I do not want to be a cat"
    Hmmm... but the Aristocats say EVERYBODY wants to be a cat...

  • @ConnorMinix
    @ConnorMinix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I’ve become addicted to this channel.

    • @AgVossIRL
      @AgVossIRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Connor Minix same

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only a matter of time before you start quoting the actual, translated lyrics said in these videos along with acknowledging the issue that must be addressed.

    • @Rin_Morris
      @Rin_Morris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think we all have.

    • @ConnorMinix
      @ConnorMinix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kitty Love Oh, that’s already happened for most. Lol!

    • @carolyn_h9218
      @carolyn_h9218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good.

  • @KastsEcho
    @KastsEcho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:04 "I am not working." - Google Translate, 2019

  • @WarriorDan
    @WarriorDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We pride ourselves on slavery," that bit made me burst out laughing unexpectedly lol.

  • @rachaelelizabethbam5087
    @rachaelelizabethbam5087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Apparently Aladdin = Harry Potter. Okay

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to the Book Parade hey, I’m not complaining...😅
      P.s. love your name📚

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Y E L L O W H A R R Y*

  • @Ella-gh7qh
    @Ella-gh7qh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Please contact your hotels Knight at this number (random phone number) ok, thanks, bye

    • @whatismylife3226
      @whatismylife3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How to be creative with a sponsor 101

    • @s0urceda49
      @s0urceda49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes

  • @beatrixvali9248
    @beatrixvali9248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "My girlfriend likes you *crying*" "She was MiNe!"

  • @Factor.X
    @Factor.X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    No one
    Not a single soul
    Cave of wonders : YoUdOnOThaVEaFRieNd

  • @alivangel
    @alivangel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    'My girlfriend likes you'
    That's a bit awkward.

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:34 I thought 'Everybody Wants To Be A Cat'

  • @thebestauthor8212
    @thebestauthor8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If a genie popped out of a lamp and started singing that.. I’d be scared for their mental health-

  • @Emily-eq1ts
    @Emily-eq1ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was hilarious! “My girlfriend likes you” “wait what?” “She was mine!” I love that end!😂

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Brian’s Genie makes Robin Williams look completely focused.

  • @exist_much5625
    @exist_much5625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how the Genie's goal in the movie was to get Aladdin's trust and be his friend, and now it's just shaming Malinda for not having friends and asking a whole bunch of pointless questions.

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "There is doubt about 3 miles away" still has me chuckling.

  • @Crazy-zl4mw
    @Crazy-zl4mw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just wanted to say that I think Robin Williams would have really enjoyed this.

  • @sunnysorrel
    @sunnysorrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    **wants to write witty comment but hadn't watched the video yet and doesn't know what to write and knows if they watch the video first it will be too late so just gets a panic attack**

    • @solventman8307
      @solventman8307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      literally story of my fame at comments section

    • @ConnorN22
      @ConnorN22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also hufflepuff!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shmood.

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LITERALLY *THE* MOST RELATABLE THING I HAVE READ!

    • @FreakHarryPotter
      @FreakHarryPotter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hufflepuff here, too!

  • @ambermt
    @ambermt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "you do not have a friend" story of my life

    • @WatermelonLord_
      @WatermelonLord_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi there hufflepuff. i dont actually know what house im in but if i knew i would say something that has to do with that house.

  • @imballeraddy
    @imballeraddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Male Harry Potter head"
    I started dying laughing. I'm almost done with the second Harry Potter book and am SUCH a PotterHead. As you can tell by my Hermione picture

    • @ellienorman8662
      @ellienorman8662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! Im OBSESSED!

    • @totalhufflepuff203
      @totalhufflepuff203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What house? Just out of curiosity.

    • @connie5421
      @connie5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have read every book at least 3 times

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You look like you've read a bit further...

  • @kelp7060
    @kelp7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't get over "we pride our selves on slavery. You're a Chair. Cut Cut". lol
    Like it was just spiraling out of control faster than usual ^^

  • @alphawolfdoggo354
    @alphawolfdoggo354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:40: "So I don't wanna be a cat"
    You should Google Translate Everybody wants to be a cat from the movie The Aristocats..🐱🐈

  • @flerkencat
    @flerkencat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The ending had me cracking up. XD

  • @ethnictendo
    @ethnictendo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has been Google Translate's honest attempt at turning a Disney song about becoming friends with a wish-granting overlord into a roast.

  • @nancysweetland1221
    @nancysweetland1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If you don't know who Brian is.... what are you doing???" XD so true!!!