@James Moran You do know he's 'pretend', right? But who doesn't love a curry, Chinese take away or even a pizza? I love multiculturalism, British food is better for it. But today is Friday, time for good old fish & chips, and some sloppy mushy peas. Gawd bless ya, guvnor! Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...
Being on the verge of losing my only income I literally cried with this one. And I'm a single person with no mouth to feed... I can only imagine how bad it is for people with families. I hope we can all survive this. We need protection more than ever
@@DtotheAtotheN unfortunately the 'vaccine' neither prevents one getting coronavirus; nor prevents you passing it along. The point of the old vaccines, like the TB vax, is to prevent people catching it and becoming ill - thus protecting the population, including the more vulnerable ones and those on whom the vaccine does not 'take' - or those who are allergic and could die from it. This isn't Trump's fault though.
When there's mention of "some of you are going to die" I think more The Knife by 70s prog rockers Genesis Some of you are going to die - Martyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide
In Sainsbury's a lot of the toilet roll section was empty, but there was plenty of their own brand, the cheap version, so people aren't panic buying toilet roll, they're panic buying LUXURY toilet roll.
Let’s see how Spain and Italy do with Coronavírus and their public system. Hint: very badly. Italy has a mortality rate worse than 3 world counties so far.
@@rvanzo925 seems they're at least reporting honestly on their CV figures. US is 1. Not testing for CV effectively and 2. Lying about the amount of people affected.
@@rvanzo925 because Italy was hit first and reacted, while French, Belgian, Spanish did fuck all nothing till TODAY! Italy so far it has been WAAAAY more transparent with its numbers, hence the higher rates! However the Italian social care and health system is screening and treating everyone FOR FREE while I can't wait to hear how many americans will be left out in the dark, thanks their predatory society which relies on private healthcare. IGNORANCE is a bliss in your case, I guess!
SARS-COV-2 COVID-19 CURE 400MG OF HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE PER DAY TAKEN WITH ZINC FOR 5 DAYS. SOUTH KOREA HAS SAME NUMBER OF DIAGNOSED BUT LESS DEATH BY ORDER OF MAGNITUDE LOWER THAN ITALY AS SK ARE TAKING THIS TREATMENT ITS CHEAP TO MAKE EASILY AVAILABLE AND NOT PATENTED SPREAD THE WORD journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1001176 www.clinicaltrialsarena.com/news/coronavirus-covid-19-choroquine-data/ www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32075365/
And you're the reason the average Joe that works can't find any fucking bread or pasta for a single meal let alone for the year that you've stock piled
I get why people are reacting negatively to this -- trust in institutions is incredibly important when you have a threat at this scale -- but when you have leaders like Boris Johnson and Donald Trump failing to pick up the ball and provide for their people, you really have to consider your own safety and your own well being, as well as the safety and well being of your community. You cannot blindly trust the government (though blind distrust isn't helpful either).
@@one_smol_duck I agree with your sentiments about taking responsibility for yourself. Government can't provide for the people despite their empty promises of surrender more and more and we'll promise to take care of you. The government has no resources or money. They can borrow or print, which they are doing already and are about to do even more so. There seems to be the misunderstanding that the government are sat on a pile of treasure and are just refusing to hand it out. They can only take from other people. If they took it from all the "rich" people, those people would be forced to liquidate investments which would collapse businesses and cause massive unemployment. If you took their already liquid assets and divided it between everyone else, it would hardly make a dent. It's pretty clear they are about to bail everything out via new currency issuance, then later everyone will complain about sky-rocketing prices and demand price controls.... then shortages. People have relied on the state being mother, the state being father more and more and more for so long now, that we are an incredibly fragile country currently, with massive debts and no savings thanks to central banking. We have almost no economic resilience. We moved away from free markets and the consequences of risk years ago. We have central banking, fiat money, fractional reserves, legal tender laws, capital gains taxes, deposit insurance; a whole swathe of distortions and moral hazards. And we have artificially controlled interest rates that mis-price risk and reward bad investments, punishing the prudent who want to save, by transferring wealth from the bottom to the top, via inflation. Ever more punitive and costly regulation and state control. We have so much state-managed capitalism, that we're not far away from communism or fascism. And worst of all, free markets will get the blame for it... and people will demand ever more control and government power in return for surrendering more liberty. We've given up on the ideas of liberty and prudence and the rule of law that made us such a wealthy country. We've been burning away our capital like a lit fuse.
Oh Hi It'sAGundam, glad to seen you comment on Jonathan Pie. How are you though, still depressed? Still subbed to your channel bro. Take care of your self
All it needed was for govt to say. "1) Jobs will be protected, we will not allow employers to sack people for following govt advice on cv19. 2) Income will be protected. The government will fund universal statutory sick pay for any and all workers on any kind of employment roll including zero hours contracts, who have to self isolate without delay. 3) If you have any kind of cough or fever, self-isolate for a minimum 7 days or Until you are nolonger coughing. 4) If you have any repiratory illness or are over the age of 70 self isolate until further notice. 5) Self isolate means. Stay in your home. Stay 6 ft from other people if possible. 6) Everyone wash your hands with soap following medical methods for doing so, and avoid touching your face unless your hands are clean." But no. We get ambiguous advice and people are left wondering if their cough is 'new' or 'continuous' and whether they can afford to follow government advice at all.
@Aaditya Oh do FUCK OFF being so overly dramatic. Do you wish people "good luck" and "godspeed" every time they leave the house to drive somewhere? Because FAR more people are killed on the roads every single day than by Covid has thus far. Jesus, as a species we really are pathetic.
@@leosheldon9725 A comment indicative of the panicked-rabbit mindset of the retarded masses. Especially puzzling considering the video to which it's attached. Also, surely what I said was "only a comment"?
I like to imagine an onlooker, not realizing that Pie is a persona and thinking he is a real new reporter, and being *fucking blown away by how real and empathetic he is.* Stopping Pie afterwards to tell him how much his report really meant to them.
American here. Thank you pie you’ve made me smile and I haven’t done that in a while. I hope that everybody stays home from work and doesn’t participate in the economy anymore than necessary. To bring these oligarchs to there knees. Anyway thanks for the laugh and good luck to all of my brothers and sisters around the world.
So introvert u spend ur live on the dole bumming of society? In complete isolation... sorry o forgot was internet comment, God love the 7 likes, who actually believe.. btw soapy hands work....
@@crashingdown6924That is so amusing, so introverts don't work and bum off society do they, I think you need to start reading, or getting an education of sorts, or maybe you hate yourself so much that you cant even spend time being alone with yourself? I feel for you, this will be a great opportunity for you to learn to love yourself. At least this intorvert can spell, and also string a sentence together.
@@NottheotherbitchassCruorVult didn't disconnect the drive and wheel it round to the back, went for the powered move instead. Crazy shit! Nearly lost it and ended up on his arse 😯
@Kim Bardgett You're right but they are not trying to fix it, they are attempting to soften the blow of the economy. Things like not shutting schools down are to help the economy and parents. If we kneejerk everything without thought you're great british pounds you keep in your wallet may as well be monopoly money. We need to be extremely careful with brexit happening that we do not fall too much into the red now more than ever.
being an introvert has never been so beneficial. this is kind of what we deserve, we've voted for this, time and again. humanity is, in many ways, deeply stupid. and we're still taking it, there is no fight to change anything. we sit and moan but we don't change anything. people still go to work for the man, pay their taxes, day after day after day, nose to the grindstone, to ensure that THEY are OK , that THEY can feed THEIR kids. someone else should stand up, not them, they have too much to lose. and so it goes on and nothing changes, nothing ever changes. i include myself in this btw, i am not claiming to be any different, or have any answers. a general strike, by everyone, is the only non violent thing i can think of that might be enough to initiate some kind of change. like, everyone. every worker in the world. anyone up for organising that shit?
Yeah can't fault the 'dream' in that. The problem is that if you can find anyone with the guts, drive and nouse to kick start it, they will soon realise that, they are very likely to come out of it richer more powerful, sooner and with less effort if they take the 30 pieces of silver that is bound to be offered by the already rich and powerful elite! That is if these extremely moral world 'leaders' can't see a way to quietly whack this lion of a man or woman! It's all been done before many times over whether it be called communist revolution, social capitalism, dictatorship or whatever. The same crud rises to the surface, to lord it over the hoi poll-oi below! The stupid comes in because the many can't ever seem to grasp the fact that people they vote into power, don't ever give a fryer tuck about the welfare of the morons who put them there in the first place, other than to see how much can be screwed out of their loyal voters to enrich themselves! Cynicism rules!
"nothing changes, nothing ever changes" - We first need to figure out the changes we want. (Also need to figure out who "we" are.) Then, we can push for those changes to be implemented and in this second phase, the options can vary immensily from lobbying politicians to general strikes as You mentioned. First of all though, we need clarity and unity in our intent. Best of luck!
@@Eusantdac for me, at least, there is a one word answer to that - equality. How to get there is a rather more complicated proposition. I'm not sure humans really have the brains to come up with a scenario that would work for everybody. When I say brains, I don't mean intelligence, I mean brains - maybe we are not an egalitarian species at the end of the day?
@@jonnylumberjack6223 "Equality" sounds nice. We already had the cry of: "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" in the French Revolution, of 1789. One would have thought that after that we would not be once again crying out for equality but that is where we are. So, we have to define what equality means, in terms of opportunity, or wages, or whatever we mean by equality and then it can be translated into legislative options. That is the main problem with protests nowadays: they are fractured in their intent/goals. One has to be specific in their demands, in my opinion.
Pete Coe, famous folk singer, wrote a lovely song called Paper Zhou’s es or The Seven Warnings. One verse says: If the wealthy would be more sharing, if the powerful would be more caring” Just those two things and all the ills of the world would disappear.
Absolutely brilliantly said Tom! My ultimate disappointment is, however, unfortunately, that I can't get a new dose of your beautifully written and presented comedic insights every day. Keep up the great work! You are a gem of righteous indignation that brightens my day every time I hear you.
“Keep Calm and Catch COVID-19” “Move along, nothing to see here” “Keep Spending”.We have done everything we can...to protect you..I mean (the economy).The lack of early intervention in the UK clearly highlights which scenario was chosen in January. Basically, the Herd Immunity scenario and they’ve written off more than 1% of infected people. Cold but at least the UK Gov has found a (final) solution for both its pension shortfall, and its housing crisis.
Chris D Jesus Christ that’s some truth rite there we are all going to get it then become immune so I’m told by BJ I mean Boris . Well that’s me f#%^ed then .
Well someone had to say it..... The gov actually _want_ people to die from this virus. .... So far I'm not impressed with PM Doris's premiership. Total lack of leadership.
@Robert Muldoon bad actors in all govs ideologies and systems. Communism silences donnies so the system survives. Cuck overlords use us as canon fodder to sell more guns and big pharma chuck benzos, srris and opioids to kids. This world profits from suffering and addiction
Jonathan Pie for President. And Prime Minister. A comedian has a better grasp of the situation than half the world leaders combined. We are all so very deeply fvzked.
@M N His point is the US health system is based on people being ill so the insurance companies and hospital trusts can profit from it rather than make sure people are healthy so as to not need such expensive or intrustive care. Many people won't be able to afford to get treatment, many can't even afford to get tested, insurance companies are refusing some and many are refusing treatment even if they're covering the testing. Because they're a bunch of monstrous CUNTS. Basically, if you're poor you die, or go bankrupt.
@M N WTF are you on about? The US Health care system has been a complete joke since Nixon, unless you're referring to that impeachment? Better dead than red eh? Non of that socialist crap for me! I like the military though, and police, and education... they're not socialist right? Oh wait... Anybody who doesn't think free or at the very least affordable, readily available at the point of need health care should be a basic human right, and especially in such a super rich nation, needs their right to vote revoked and should be mocked at any given opportunity for holding such a despicable belief.
Josh Upton I bet 98% of us will still be here for a long time to come, the end of the world has been predicted many times and it’s not happened, yet, we will be fine. ✌️✊🏼🌅
L N no one thinks the world’s gonna end. However many of the most vulnerable could die and many many more could have their lives shattered through collapsing small business and sectors such as music or flight, layoffs from big businesses, unable to afford medical bills in US or unable to financially survive a quarantine. Also, brand new research from Hong Kong suggests that some of those who recover (including non- at risk groups) will sustain damage to their lungs resulting in 20-30% reduction in lung capacity, and it’s unknown how permanent that is or whether there are other health issues post-recovery. This is more serious than you suggest and an ‘I’ll be alright Jack’ attitude is quite frankly selfish. The world’s not going to end, but for many people it might as well have done. - from someone who’s an at risk individual with many friends and family who are also at risk...
Kris Moodley ~ Barrack Obama, Bernie Saunders, Jeremy Corbyn, Benedict Cumberpatch & Russell Brand. Just if you were collecting more names for the list.
He's so right about the healthcare. I'm not bothered about coronavirus, Trump bashing, Boris bashing, that's your right but thank God for the NHS we're so fortunate.
Now the rich depend on the poor to save their lives 😂 Delivery, supermarkets and food providers, pharmacy employees, healthcare staff (yes even cleaners and porters). I hope the increase their wages from now on! 😂😅🤣
Nah! Back in the 20 s after world war I when they tried to bring in a minimum wage they labelled them communist and starved them out, it's what most people don't get, it's not that they don't know we are suffering, we've been doing that for years! We haven't accepted they're not like us, they don't care! In fact, they find it funny, sick isn't it.
Not a chance, we will get pay cuts, higher taxes and bills will go up! We have to make sure the financial elite get their profit margins back inline... they’ve had it really hard during lockdown not making their millions 😂 that’s why they’re pushing to get everyone back to work, the virus is still here but their bonus’s arent! At least we got a clap 🤔
People did indeed show their true colours during this lockdown. The mere fact the shelves got emptied and people couldn't buy the basics due to stockpiling, really did show the madness of the masses. People haven't come out in a good light at all.
If people actually had brains and weren’t pure cretins, the first things to fly off the shelves would’ve been tinned food and long-life milk. But no Bog roll 😂😂😂
Alexander Cipher Absolutely, mate. Can’t wrap my head around it personally. Maybe we’re the stupid ones🧐 they obviously know something we don’t. Just watching the news & GoodMorning came on. They’re actually doing a big fat section on how people are gonna get hair dye. Oh the horror
@James Parker Starving to death Venezuelans broke into zoo's to eat the animals and you're giving us a veganism bullshit blurb on milk during a pandemic lol...
@James Parker Look you're preaching to the choir here, I know meat takes gigantic amounts of energy to produce and a lot of virus's come from animals. This isn't the time for a dumbass cry about how drinking milk is unethical though.
James Parker HAHAHAHA wind your little neck in, lad Cow’s milk is well-nice and harmless. Drink it up instead of gargling spunk. Are you actually blaming animal products for obesity? Funny you should say that... I was 18stone this time last year. Switched to a diet high in eggs, dairy, meat etc and now I’m 14stone, fitter, faster & stronger than I’ve ever been and actually a healthy human being.. Cholesterol, heart, blood pressure, liver & kidney functions, all PERFECTLY HEALTHY. Complete U-turn. I was obese and high-risk PRE meat/fish/eggs/dairy... and in excellent shape POST both inside and out. Mostly, obesity is a result of being a greedy, lazy slob (experience), and certainly has NOTHING to do with what foods you eat. Now when it comes to vegetarianism, veganism or whatever, I’m usually an “each to their own” kinda guy. Honestly couldn’t give a shit until twats like you come along thinking you’re taking the moral high ground. Screaming and shouting whilst wearing t-shirts, trousers, socks, shoes etc made in the Middle/Far East that a little Chinese, Pakistani, or Bangladeshi lady was paid £0.50 an hour to make for you. But you’re nice people because they aren’t made of leather and you don’t drink milk 😂😂😂😂 Get in the bin, you absolute lettuce leaf🌱 P.S Do you give your boyfriend these lectures whilst he’s choking on your meat?
James is the solution, everyone. All this world hunger is bullshit and this guy is the fucking Messiah🙏🏼 Take all of the *shit* that we feed to our livestock and go feed it to the hungry. They dine on grass too but shhhh don’t tell James... he still thinks he has a point to make 🤫
“get ill and go bankrupt, it’s the american dream!” never heard something so true, as one of the greatest comedians of all time said “it’s called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”
@@andreitarkovsky3214 It was also used in a Monty Python sketch. The Blancmange(s) from space eat 1970s tennis stars while the rest of the people of England are turned into Scotsmen. Then, at the Wimbledon tennis match a single tennis-playing Blancmange is thwarted when it is chased and eaten by a couple armed with forks, spoons, and napkins. The couple, Mr and Mrs Samuel Brainsample, were snubbed as boring in the first scene, but they too just happen to be from the Blancmange(s)' home planet of Skyron. With all the famous players and the Blancmange eaten, the only remaining tennis player is kilt salesman Angus Podgorny who becomes that most unlikely of things - A Scotsman who wins Wimbledon.
He is spot on. I work in an airport in the UK. Alot of my friends have lost their jobs today. Really sad times. And the way it has been dealt with is shocking.
Heard Tom Walker (Jonathan Pie) being interviewed on the radio this morning. Came across as a very nice guy. A jobbing actor who came up with a winning formula, after many years struggling away to make ends meet.
Are we talking about the guy who packs up the mobility scooter and puts it in the car after the disabled person struggles to get in a rear passenger seat? If we are then clearly I noticed something different! After the disabled person entered the car the guy clearly struggled to take apart the scooter to fit it in the back of the vehicle, maybe he doesn't do it very often, I suspect he is a volunteer driver who picks up disabled people from the hospital because it wasn't a taxi and they didn't interact like they were related in any way. so, maybe, just perhaps, this was a decent guy doing someone vulnerable a favour (badly as it happens) but ... is this exactly what JP is saying though, how the vulnerable are laughed at?
@@simonbaxter8001 Was like a scene from Little Britain with Andy & Lou 😉 After watching the zombie on the left of the screen for the first half, then the driver fold up the mobility scooter I missed most of what Pie was saying!
Lost thread when the late Terry Jones suddenly appeared in the background (around 1:50) as an old lady. I was expecting her (him) to come forward and take over, and was a little disappointed he eventually changed his mind and didn't.
I’m Australian and I lived over in the UK for 2 years, back in 2013-14. I worked as a teaching assistant at special school and I was with a teaching agency. Man if I was over there now and schools shut down I’d be completely fucked.
Classic case of someone insulting someone else (who's really a character) because they deny the fact that the person they're insulting is making very good and valid points that you can't argue with. "I can't argue his points, so I'll insult him." That's most people these days...
So true . I was thinking the same , this will expose the hypocrisy in America’s health care system for sure.. So glad we have what’s left of the NHS . not so glad that I’m on a zero hours contract... (still you never know might have some inheritance coming my way 😂😂 every cloud and that... (joke))
Not only the lack of an nhs, but also a country where they accept the mass murder of children so they can play at being dirty Harry aint going to allow their freedom to spread the virus about be curtailed.
This was one of Pie's best. I wonder if the next pandemic is a more deadly one, what the f**** are people going to do. A wimp of a virus, is causing such mass histeria smh
Let's get through this one first. "Wimp of a virus"? Have you heard the saying "The only sin the gods will never forgive is hubris"...? No? Thought not. Just a heads-up, then.
@@colaboytje Compared to ebola, it is a wimp. Even to SARS, or MERS it is still a wimp. Doesn't mean it's not dangerous, but just to keep things in perspective.
@@colaboytje It will be widespread and many of us will contract it over the next 12 to 18 months and get better, thus building up the herd immunity. That is the only way to fight this infection until our scientist develop an effective immunization for it. But it really is a pretty wimpy virus compared to some other past and future viruses. And our technological and practical skill at dealing with disease in general is much better than it was even a few decades back, let alone a century ago when we were faced with the Spanish Flu pandemic. The experts say there is around a 1% mortality rate for those with other comorbidities. Small comfort for those exceptions in the 1% and their families, but as long as you don't smoke, aren't obese, and are under 70 you're most likely going to be alright - helps not to be poor either. Just be smart if you do get it. Stay in bed and get lots of rest, drink plenty of fluids, and take medications to help ease your symptoms. Do the same things you'd do if you came down with the regular seasonal flu. Of course, if your respiratory symptoms get too bad then yes, call an ambulance and get admitted to a proper facility where they can put you on a respirator and start you on serious meds. We really are going to be okay. This isn't Captain Trips or some real world disease like Ebola or a high mortality super flu.
The main think right now is to take care of your own problem like to be ready for an "apocalyptic but wiping disaster"... Great man, great speech and loads to add. Not many left with this way of view, which is right. This guy is much more advanced intelligently then Boris Johnson.
I have a friend working on just over £300 a week on zero hour contract, while he is doing a heavier workload to keep our society afloat in a warehouse. While these middle-class twots want to get more than that off the government to sit on the arses. Even Hancock said he couldn't live on sick pay, same people that have frozen benefits to £70-odd for 5 years, while delaying payment and refusing to pay altogether in some cases. Just need to fairly give everyone £1000 a month for six months - and if you can't live on that then you deserve to perish.
urbanimage just like that prick Varadkar cowering behind his podium in his “mansion” in Washington, absolutely disgusted to have such a coward for a ‘leader’ of my beautiful country 👎🏻
Meanwhile all the preppers are just chilling muttering "told ya so" and chuckling they didn't need the government to prepare for them, they prepared themselves.
The UK government has closed by law every cafe , restaurant , cinema and leisure centre in the land . I don't know whether it was necessary or not , but it does show us the immense power of the State , how easily those in power can disrupt our lives.
Pie has articulated just as it is; funny and depressing at the same time.
@James Moran And what's wrong with different cultures mixing in without giving up their individual identities?
Pie isn't real. What's the point of insulting an exaggerated caricature for not supporting your racist agenda?
He is a man we need...
But not one we deserve.
@James Moran You do know he's 'pretend', right? But who doesn't love a curry, Chinese take away or even a pizza? I love multiculturalism, British food is better for it. But today is Friday, time for good old fish & chips, and some sloppy mushy peas. Gawd bless ya, guvnor! Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves...
@@lewilewis3944 absolute heathen! Mushy peas ruining a good meal...
Being on the verge of losing my only income I literally cried with this one. And I'm a single person with no mouth to feed... I can only imagine how bad it is for people with families. I hope we can all survive this. We need protection more than ever
If you mean, "Protection from the rich and powerful," I'm with you.
Do let me know if you need any sorta help now.
"In the manner of a dyslexic blancmange being forced to read the eulogy of someone he's never met after having taken a huge line of cocaine"
My favourite line as well!
Trumps bailout is far more fucking generous than ours in Canada or uk.
Vaccine for you, you and you. Trump did that.
@@DtotheAtotheN unfortunately the 'vaccine' neither prevents one getting coronavirus; nor prevents you passing it along. The point of the old vaccines, like the TB vax, is to prevent people catching it and becoming ill - thus protecting the population, including the more vulnerable ones and those on whom the vaccine does not 'take' - or those who are allergic and could die from it. This isn't Trump's fault though.
To quote that great 21st century social commentary, ‘Shrek’, “Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice that I am willing to make.”
Like Bush, who said "Someone has to make the hard decisions!" Then went backstage and laughed for an hour.
Shrek for PM.
That was Lord Farquaad, though!
When there's mention of "some of you are going to die" I think more The Knife by 70s prog rockers Genesis
Some of you are going to die -
Martyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide
@@odolwa099
The whole of Shrek was a Social commentary!
In Sainsbury's a lot of the toilet roll section was empty, but there was plenty of their own brand, the cheap version, so people aren't panic buying toilet roll, they're panic buying LUXURY toilet roll.
In Germany they are skipping the ones made of Recycled Paper. Make what you will of that
Luxury bog roll? How soft can you get like...
I'd rather wipe with my hands than use Sainsbury's budget bogroll
Damn wtf? Their panicking to wipe their arses with silk texture?
They will not survive the coming zombie apocalypse
I use the Guardian.
"Survival of the richest" Never a truer word was spoken even if it was in satire.
Ray Tillman lol it’s not satire
A virus knows no boundaries economic or otherwise.
Survival of the most adaptable
You mean 'the truth' Ray Tillman.
I.m.o what Pie has said in this video clip, is bang on.
MURDER THE RICH
AS George Carlin said: It's called the American dream... because you have to be asleep to believe it.
This guy is in the UK... But the same rules apply to the USA. Something to do with inbreeding/heredity/manifest idiocy.
Let’s see how Spain and Italy do with Coronavírus and their public system. Hint: very badly. Italy has a mortality rate worse than 3 world counties so far.
@@rvanzo925 Italy also has an older average population.
@@rvanzo925 seems they're at least reporting honestly on their CV figures. US is 1. Not testing for CV effectively and 2. Lying about the amount of people affected.
@@rvanzo925 because Italy was hit first and reacted, while French, Belgian, Spanish did fuck all nothing till TODAY! Italy so far it has been WAAAAY more transparent with its numbers, hence the higher rates! However the Italian social care and health system is screening and treating everyone FOR FREE while I can't wait to hear how many americans will be left out in the dark, thanks their predatory society which relies on private healthcare. IGNORANCE is a bliss in your case, I guess!
Finally. A word from our lord and saviour.
PIE FOR PM
BLASPHEMY
SARS-COV-2 COVID-19 CURE 400MG OF HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE PER DAY TAKEN WITH ZINC FOR 5 DAYS.
SOUTH KOREA HAS SAME NUMBER OF DIAGNOSED BUT LESS DEATH BY ORDER OF MAGNITUDE LOWER THAN ITALY AS SK ARE TAKING THIS TREATMENT
ITS CHEAP TO MAKE EASILY AVAILABLE AND NOT PATENTED
SPREAD THE WORD
journals.plos.org/plospathogens/article?id=10.1371/journal.ppat.1001176
www.clinicaltrialsarena.com/news/coronavirus-covid-19-choroquine-data/
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32075365/
The title of Lord snd Savior has already been taken by Foamy the Squirrel. He's a wise tree rat however so it's all good.
All praise Pie!
I advise everyone to not count on their government helping them when things get really bad. You're on your own. Prepare accordingly.
And you're the reason the average Joe that works can't find any fucking bread or pasta for a single meal let alone for the year that you've stock piled
I get why people are reacting negatively to this -- trust in institutions is incredibly important when you have a threat at this scale -- but when you have leaders like Boris Johnson and Donald Trump failing to pick up the ball and provide for their people, you really have to consider your own safety and your own well being, as well as the safety and well being of your community. You cannot blindly trust the government (though blind distrust isn't helpful either).
PANIC!?
@@one_smol_duck I agree with your sentiments about taking responsibility for yourself. Government can't provide for the people despite their empty promises of surrender more and more and we'll promise to take care of you.
The government has no resources or money. They can borrow or print, which they are doing already and are about to do even more so. There seems to be the misunderstanding that the government are sat on a pile of treasure and are just refusing to hand it out. They can only take from other people. If they took it from all the "rich" people, those people would be forced to liquidate investments which would collapse businesses and cause massive unemployment. If you took their already liquid assets and divided it between everyone else, it would hardly make a dent.
It's pretty clear they are about to bail everything out via new currency issuance, then later everyone will complain about sky-rocketing prices and demand price controls.... then shortages. People have relied on the state being mother, the state being father more and more and more for so long now, that we are an incredibly fragile country currently, with massive debts and no savings thanks to central banking. We have almost no economic resilience.
We moved away from free markets and the consequences of risk years ago. We have central banking, fiat money, fractional reserves, legal tender laws, capital gains taxes, deposit insurance; a whole swathe of distortions and moral hazards. And we have artificially controlled interest rates that mis-price risk and reward bad investments, punishing the prudent who want to save, by transferring wealth from the bottom to the top, via inflation. Ever more punitive and costly regulation and state control. We have so much state-managed capitalism, that we're not far away from communism or fascism.
And worst of all, free markets will get the blame for it... and people will demand ever more control and government power in return for surrendering more liberty. We've given up on the ideas of liberty and prudence and the rule of law that made us such a wealthy country. We've been burning away our capital like a lit fuse.
Laura Phelps You are why MY 74 year old grandparent can’t go to the shops and buy a loaf of fucking bread - thanks for being so fucking nice 🖕
Coronavirus: Battle Royale
Chinese Corona Pandemic = CCP
without cute Japanese schoolgirls who will beat you to a pulp.
Where we droppin’ boys?
@@charelpeffer52 China
@@frog706 that's a lil vague bro
I've been washing my hands while singing "Ring a Ring of Roses". It seems appropriate.
Neil Wilson obscure but funny 🙌
Neil Wilson great one lol
Fair enough 😂
@@KatharineOsborne not really the songs about the black death ,
chris kershaw I think she knows.
"Donald Trump he's a bit of a maverick" Oh I never laughed so hard feels like I got punched in my rib cage
Oh Hi It'sAGundam, glad to seen you comment on Jonathan Pie. How are you though, still depressed? Still subbed to your channel bro. Take care of your self
i feel out of a chair while sleeping and actually tore a muscle in my rib cage . no it damn hurts like hell to laugh, sigh .
It’sANigga
How many racist does it take to change a light bulb??
Plagues can be instigators of social change. Buckle up, everyone.
The creation of the middle class was due to a plague, broadly speaking. This should be fun...
@Benjamin Park really? Please elaborate?
Well yeah ... for the survivors ...
@Benjamin Park ...surreeeee.... Its all so simple isn't it?
When super markets run out of food, eat the rich.
Elderly woman in the back be like, "damn straight, am outta here."
It was Zelda from Terrahawkes
I think its anne widdecomb
Did you see how that person lifted that mobility scooter into the truck? good thing they have health insurance over there.
@@sprizer fuck, i knew she looked familiar.
oooooohhh so that's why everyone's hoarding loo rolls... it all makes sense now
I'M OUT OF SHIT TICKETS!
😱
🤔
I'm comin' for yours.😼
*the last point he made about the zero hour contract jobs is so true I can relate 🙏🏼*
All it needed was for govt to say.
"1) Jobs will be protected, we will not allow employers to sack people for following govt advice on cv19.
2) Income will be protected. The government will fund universal statutory sick pay for any and all workers on any kind of employment roll including zero hours contracts, who have to self isolate without delay.
3) If you have any kind of cough or fever, self-isolate for a minimum 7 days or Until you are nolonger coughing.
4) If you have any repiratory illness or are over the age of 70 self isolate until further notice.
5) Self isolate means. Stay in your home. Stay 6 ft from other people if possible.
6) Everyone wash your hands with soap following medical methods for doing so, and avoid touching your face unless your hands are clean."
But no. We get ambiguous advice and people are left wondering if their cough is 'new' or 'continuous' and whether they can afford to follow government advice at all.
That would be the kind of leadership advice we may have received if BJ wasn’t running the show.
But lets face it.... the people who make sense dont run the country. If they do, it wont be fun.
They want people self isolating more?
And here was me thinking the world was already lonely and depressing enough as it is...
They just don't want us getting together to start building those guillotines.
Good luck to all Pie fans. And good luck to Tom Walker.
Godspeed.
i thought you said wanker for a second
@@djam7484 Tom isn't a wanker. But his alter-ego might be
@Aaditya Oh do FUCK OFF being so overly dramatic. Do you wish people "good luck" and "godspeed" every time they leave the house to drive somewhere? Because FAR more people are killed on the roads every single day than by Covid has thus far. Jesus, as a species we really are pathetic.
Andy alright big Andy it’s only a comment
@@leosheldon9725 A comment indicative of the panicked-rabbit mindset of the retarded masses. Especially puzzling considering the video to which it's attached. Also, surely what I said was "only a comment"?
On behalf of Americans...I salute this man. Honesty is everything.
Agree!!
Pie speaking the truth when no on else will.
... if you are a socialist you might see it that way
Socialism will make a comeback after this. Every cloud & all that!!
@James Moran i don't understand how anyone with a decent education can support socialism .... you'd have to know nothing about history or human nature
@@stephendarcy9803 .... I think Bernie Sanders just showed it's going the other way
@@pablorages1241
Bear in mind a lot of older voters will die from coronavirus. Socialism might be creeping closer than is comfortable.
I like to imagine an onlooker, not realizing that Pie is a persona and thinking he is a real new reporter, and being *fucking blown away by how real and empathetic he is.*
Stopping Pie afterwards to tell him how much his report really meant to them.
American here. Thank you pie you’ve made me smile and I haven’t done that in a while.
I hope that everybody stays home from work and doesn’t participate in the economy anymore than necessary. To bring these oligarchs to there knees. Anyway thanks for the laugh and good luck to all of my brothers and sisters around the world.
That backfired horribly when small businesses were wiped out in the process.
@@Mikewee777 Because the gov gave tax breaks to the multi-billion dollar corporations instead of subsidizing said small businesses.
Its a great time to be an introvert, perhaps we shall inherit the Earth, and not the meek after all?
So introvert u spend ur live on the dole bumming of society? In complete isolation... sorry o forgot was internet comment, God love the 7 likes, who actually believe.. btw soapy hands work....
@@crashingdown6924That is so amusing, so introverts don't work and bum off society do they, I think you need to start reading, or getting an education of sorts, or maybe you hate yourself so much that you cant even spend time being alone with yourself? I feel for you, this will be a great opportunity for you to learn to love yourself.
At least this intorvert can spell, and also string a sentence together.
crashing down lmao GG get wrecked
crashing down damn you’re not very bright are you?
@@garylake1676 This is what we call a pro literate move.
Far too distracted by the Mobility Scooter being loaded into the back of the car. Sorry.
Fascinating isn't it, took a bit of effort to unscrew that seat and lift it off, but boy when he did, that thing flew into the boot, cosy as can be.
@@NottheotherbitchassCruorVult didn't disconnect the drive and wheel it round to the back, went for the powered move instead. Crazy shit! Nearly lost it and ended up on his arse 😯
@@ElectricMonk1983 l have been there and done that. Life in action.
Just as I read your comment the mobility scooter rolled into view....
@@nikolaki star of the show! Hopefully it'll be back making a cameo appearance in a future, possibly Post Apocalyptic, rant 🤞
Those 3 seconds of silence between when he finishes the news report and start ranting are always the most intense 3 seconds of my life
The worst thing about this covid 19, government putting the economy before it's citizens, the ones that pay their wages. 🤷🏼♂️ It's sickening.
But it's the Economy that pays for the NHS, no??!!
Do you know what the economy does? Lmfao
Not stabilising the economy will fuck us royally in the long run, whereas this virus will fuck us in the short run. Take your pick on what you want.
@Kim Bardgett You're right but they are not trying to fix it, they are attempting to soften the blow of the economy. Things like not shutting schools down are to help the economy and parents. If we kneejerk everything without thought you're great british pounds you keep in your wallet may as well be monopoly money. We need to be extremely careful with brexit happening that we do not fall too much into the red now more than ever.
ThisisRubbishlo not in Italy mate!
If George Carlin were British, chances are he would be it.
@Mekali Amayas Kaga I’ve just been watching George when this popped up. You’re so right x
I view Pie as a slightly more uptight, slightly less philosophical, British version of the late, great Class Clown Geo. Carlin.
RIP Georgy
@@sophiagrace7008 George was Allllll the way right
Apart from Carlin used his own material. This guy skims newspapers and satires the headlines.
@@cococherrymango1225 Jesus, I thought you were accusing Carlin of being right-wing for a second lol.
being an introvert has never been so beneficial. this is kind of what we deserve, we've voted for this, time and again. humanity is, in many ways, deeply stupid. and we're still taking it, there is no fight to change anything. we sit and moan but we don't change anything. people still go to work for the man, pay their taxes, day after day after day, nose to the grindstone, to ensure that THEY are OK , that THEY can feed THEIR kids. someone else should stand up, not them, they have too much to lose. and so it goes on and nothing changes, nothing ever changes. i include myself in this btw, i am not claiming to be any different, or have any answers. a general strike, by everyone, is the only non violent thing i can think of that might be enough to initiate some kind of change. like, everyone. every worker in the world. anyone up for organising that shit?
Nah not up for organising that, haven't got time, but I'll join in if someone else wants to organise it ay?
Yeah can't fault the 'dream' in that. The problem is that if you can find anyone with the guts, drive and nouse to kick start it, they will soon realise that, they are very likely to come out of it richer more powerful, sooner and with less effort if they take the 30 pieces of silver that is bound to be offered by the already rich and powerful elite! That is if these extremely moral world 'leaders' can't see a way to quietly whack this lion of a man or woman!
It's all been done before many times over whether it be called communist revolution, social capitalism, dictatorship or whatever. The same crud rises to the surface, to lord it over the hoi poll-oi below!
The stupid comes in because the many can't ever seem to grasp the fact that people they vote into power, don't ever give a fryer tuck about the welfare of the morons who put them there in the first place, other than to see how much can be screwed out of their loyal voters to enrich themselves!
Cynicism rules!
"nothing changes, nothing ever changes" - We first need to figure out the changes we want. (Also need to figure out who "we" are.) Then, we can push for those changes to be implemented and in this second phase, the options can vary immensily from lobbying politicians to general strikes as You mentioned. First of all though, we need clarity and unity in our intent. Best of luck!
@@Eusantdac for me, at least, there is a one word answer to that - equality. How to get there is a rather more complicated proposition. I'm not sure humans really have the brains to come up with a scenario that would work for everybody. When I say brains, I don't mean intelligence, I mean brains - maybe we are not an egalitarian species at the end of the day?
@@jonnylumberjack6223 "Equality" sounds nice. We already had the cry of: "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" in the French Revolution, of 1789. One would have thought that after that we would not be once again crying out for equality but that is where we are. So, we have to define what equality means, in terms of opportunity, or wages, or whatever we mean by equality and then it can be translated into legislative options. That is the main problem with protests nowadays: they are fractured in their intent/goals. One has to be specific in their demands, in my opinion.
They need to learn that you can actually wash your butt after using the toilet.. nasty bum wipers, make sure you wash your hands guys.
I've not used loo paper since travelling in India in '92. It's an awful thought to rub it in rather than to wash it off.
They need to stop everything, mortgage payments rent loan payments etc so that people can do the right thing and take care of themselves
@ Fuck socialism!!🖕
Capitalism 💪🇬🇧
@@andycole366 why not something in between? Best of both worlds.
Agree. More chance winning the lottery
I bet you're buying a shit ton of toilet roll you muppet.
@@politicalprophecyuk I'm at university so toilet roll is free, try again muppet
Heh as the elderly woman exits car on cue and hovers in the background.
Isn't that Miriam Margolyes? 1:45
@@adamgill Nah, mate. Rod Stewart
@@jimbomacroth3400 😂
hahahaha what a monster, hilarious lol
Pete Coe, famous folk singer, wrote a lovely song called Paper Zhou’s es or The Seven Warnings. One verse says: If the wealthy would be more sharing, if the powerful would be more caring” Just those two things and all the ills of the world would disappear.
This needs to go viral! Everyone in UK needs to see it.
it needs to go COVID
Phrasing ;)
Exactly, more bankruptcies than deaths. Zero hours contracts are terrifying. Help others. Be kind.
in the coming months kindness is going to go out of the window.......
"dyslexic blancmange"...genius :D I started self-isolating today but you, sir, have put a smile on my face.
This man is my spirit animal, this guy gets it
Flexing in 2019 was all about airpods and new iphones,
Flexing in 2020 is owning toilet paper and handwash...
I may not have any toilet paper come next week, but at least I can still listen to music on my airpods when I take a shit...
Amanul Islam fukinell 😂🤣🤣 so true the luxury kind 😂 triple quilt to wipe away the shits snd snots as I die 👍
The new [_daily mail materialistic_] middle class definition has now moved from the wide-screen tv + sky TV.
To toilet rolls and alcohol hand cleaner?
@@stuartd9741 that and bleach.
@XxzstormzxX and what happens when water doesn't come out of the tap?
Shout out the person in the background trying to load the motor-scooter, well done!
I was interested in the little old lady getting out of the car in the background and wondering what it was all about.
My Goldfish has suddenly developed a Look Of Doom about itand wont look me in the eye anymore.....!🤔🤔
Hit the nail on the head, I literally got made redundant a few days ago while all this is going on.
Same here
I’ve been waiting for this rant all week 🤣
Yeah I work at CostCo and our stores have been blown through. I've never seen anything like it.
Welcome to CostCo. I love you.
@@joeythehat9 From idiocracy rigth?
Thanks for doing your best
@@icedshadow5789 Yes of course. Unfortunately I think we're living the prequel right now...
@@icedshadow5789 that movie was racist but it was a accurate depiction of USA .
Absolutely brilliantly said Tom! My ultimate disappointment is, however, unfortunately, that I can't get a new dose of your beautifully written and presented comedic insights every day. Keep up the great work! You are a gem of righteous indignation that brightens my day every time I hear you.
“Keep Calm and Catch COVID-19”
“Move along, nothing to see here”
“Keep Spending”.We have done everything we can...to protect you..I mean (the economy).The lack of early intervention in the UK clearly highlights which scenario was chosen in January. Basically, the Herd Immunity scenario and they’ve written off more than 1% of infected people. Cold but at least the UK Gov has found a (final) solution for both its pension shortfall, and its housing crisis.
Chris D -😂Exactly!
The Tories, colder and bluer than hypothermia.
Chris D Jesus Christ that’s some truth rite there we are all going to get it then become immune so I’m told by BJ I mean Boris . Well that’s me f#%^ed then .
Well someone had to say it.....
The gov actually _want_ people to die from this virus.
....
So far I'm not impressed with PM Doris's premiership.
Total lack of leadership.
I know which 1% of Her Majesty's Government I'd like to see get it
The pie has spoken
And we didn't even need LSD this time
The visuals I got from this comment
Nailed it. Only sense I've heard about the whole corona situation
We’re in the “Endgame” phase now.
I’ll go now.....
... and I don't feel too good.
People are strange lol
Oh snap!
@Robert Muldoon bad actors in all govs ideologies and systems. Communism silences donnies so the system survives. Cuck overlords use us as canon fodder to sell more guns and big pharma chuck benzos, srris and opioids to kids. This world profits from suffering and addiction
The Grand Potato - Yeah, life without toilet roll, not worth living😂
Jonathan Pie for President.
And Prime Minister.
A comedian has a better grasp of the situation than half the world leaders combined. We are all so very deeply fvzked.
"Get ill, go bankrupt" USA in a nutshell.
People are going to die on a grand scale over there. The result of a health system that's not geared towards prevention.
@M N Yeah, actually I do.
M N Self isolation.
@M N His point is the US health system is based on people being ill so the insurance companies and hospital trusts can profit from it rather than make sure people are healthy so as to not need such expensive or intrustive care. Many people won't be able to afford to get treatment, many can't even afford to get tested, insurance companies are refusing some and many are refusing treatment even if they're covering the testing. Because they're a bunch of monstrous CUNTS. Basically, if you're poor you die, or go bankrupt.
@M N WTF are you on about? The US Health care system has been a complete joke since Nixon, unless you're referring to that impeachment? Better dead than red eh? Non of that socialist crap for me! I like the military though, and police, and education... they're not socialist right? Oh wait...
Anybody who doesn't think free or at the very least affordable, readily available at the point of need health care should be a basic human right, and especially in such a super rich nation, needs their right to vote revoked and should be mocked at any given opportunity for holding such a despicable belief.
The first time I watched this I was angry. But the second time it was just pure sadness. Good luck everyone.
Josh Upton I bet 98% of us will still be here for a long time to come, the end of the world has been predicted many times and it’s not happened, yet, we will be fine.
✌️✊🏼🌅
L N no one thinks the world’s gonna end.
However many of the most vulnerable could die and many many more could have their lives shattered through collapsing small business and sectors such as music or flight, layoffs from big businesses, unable to afford medical bills in US or unable to financially survive a quarantine.
Also, brand new research from Hong Kong suggests that some of those who recover (including non- at risk groups) will sustain damage to their lungs resulting in 20-30% reduction in lung capacity, and it’s unknown how permanent that is or whether there are other health issues post-recovery.
This is more serious than you suggest and an ‘I’ll be alright Jack’ attitude is quite frankly selfish.
The world’s not going to end, but for many people it might as well have done. - from someone who’s an at risk individual with many friends and family who are also at risk...
We were never "all in this together"
Hilarious! He's right about all of it, especially about people.
I never know whether to laugh or cry while listening to Pie's rants!
"Dyslexic Blamonge" 😂😂😂😂
Blanc mange. ...sort of a tasteless white porridge, common in medieval times
3:05
It’s like you’ve taken everything I’ve been thinking and articulated it perfectly in phrasing and energy! Perfect!
I like this guy....he should be the one the media should be broadcasting in the US.
Depends, he fires shots at both sides lol
@@voin5371 That's what a reporter should do, they shouldn't choose a side but instead lay out the facts and call them all out on their bullshit.
We have the same problem over here. Greedy evil pricks who only care about their money and don't care about the suffering of others.
Bet your glad the majority got up every day and went to work away from their family and to pay their taxes with which you support your life choices.
And what is wrong with being rich?
Kris Moodley ~ Barrack Obama, Bernie Saunders, Jeremy Corbyn, Benedict Cumberpatch & Russell Brand. Just if you were collecting more names for the list.
Kris Moodley - did you want Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with her $174,000 a year salary (not counting speeches money) or the Clintons bringing into this?
Kris Moodley ~ interesting... how much did Corbyn give last year?
It's difficult to remember sometimes that Pie is supposed to be comedy. Lies from our leaders and truth from our comics, it's a funny old world.
esentially it's the same as in medieval times
You are right. I live in Italy. Believe me, this virus is extremely contagious and dangerous. It is not a simple flu, it is pneumonia.Good luck
That's satire for you...
@@lilianadatola5067 Piss off!
That's what Billy Connolly said. Listen to your comedians and not the Politicians...
Can’t fault a single word here.
He's so right about the healthcare. I'm not bothered about coronavirus, Trump bashing, Boris bashing, that's your right but thank God for the NHS we're so fortunate.
LOL when I first started watching I thought this was a news article and then I realised it wasn't
"Every society is three meals away from chaos."- Vladimir Lenin
Now the rich depend on the poor to save their lives 😂 Delivery, supermarkets and food providers, pharmacy employees, healthcare staff (yes even cleaners and porters). I hope the increase their wages from now on! 😂😅🤣
Nah! Back in the 20 s after world war I when they tried to bring in a minimum wage they labelled them communist and starved them out, it's what most people don't get, it's not that they don't know we are suffering, we've been doing that for years! We haven't accepted they're not like us, they don't care! In fact, they find it funny, sick isn't it.
Well said, Chrysa!
I doubt it. It will be more years of austerity due to how much has been spent during lockdown.
and maybe we shouldnt
Not a chance, we will get pay cuts, higher taxes and bills will go up! We have to make sure the financial elite get their profit margins back inline... they’ve had it really hard during lockdown not making their millions 😂 that’s why they’re pushing to get everyone back to work, the virus is still here but their bonus’s arent! At least we got a clap 🤔
People did indeed show their true colours during this lockdown. The mere fact the shelves got emptied and people couldn't buy the basics due to stockpiling, really did show the madness of the masses. People haven't come out in a good light at all.
People are still more insane than ever. Being scared of a shit disease that basically does fuck all
If people actually had brains and weren’t pure cretins, the first things to fly off the shelves would’ve been tinned food and long-life milk.
But no
Bog roll 😂😂😂
Alexander Cipher Absolutely, mate. Can’t wrap my head around it personally. Maybe we’re the stupid ones🧐 they obviously know something we don’t.
Just watching the news & GoodMorning came on. They’re actually doing a big fat section on how people are gonna get hair dye. Oh the horror
@James Parker Starving to death Venezuelans broke into zoo's to eat the animals and you're giving us a veganism bullshit blurb on milk during a pandemic lol...
@James Parker Look you're preaching to the choir here, I know meat takes gigantic amounts of energy to produce and a lot of virus's come from animals. This isn't the time for a dumbass cry about how drinking milk is unethical though.
James Parker HAHAHAHA wind your little neck in, lad
Cow’s milk is well-nice and harmless. Drink it up instead of gargling spunk.
Are you actually blaming animal products for obesity? Funny you should say that... I was 18stone this time last year. Switched to a diet high in eggs, dairy, meat etc and now I’m 14stone, fitter, faster & stronger than I’ve ever been and actually a healthy human being.. Cholesterol, heart, blood pressure, liver & kidney functions, all PERFECTLY HEALTHY. Complete U-turn.
I was obese and high-risk PRE meat/fish/eggs/dairy... and in excellent shape POST both inside and out.
Mostly, obesity is a result of being a greedy, lazy slob (experience), and certainly has NOTHING to do with what foods you eat.
Now when it comes to vegetarianism, veganism or whatever, I’m usually an “each to their own” kinda guy. Honestly couldn’t give a shit until twats like you come along thinking you’re taking the moral high ground. Screaming and shouting whilst wearing t-shirts, trousers, socks, shoes etc made in the Middle/Far East that a little Chinese, Pakistani, or Bangladeshi lady was paid £0.50 an hour to make for you. But you’re nice people because they aren’t made of leather and you don’t drink milk 😂😂😂😂
Get in the bin, you absolute lettuce leaf🌱
P.S
Do you give your boyfriend these lectures whilst he’s choking on your meat?
James is the solution, everyone. All this world hunger is bullshit and this guy is the fucking Messiah🙏🏼
Take all of the *shit* that we feed to our livestock and go feed it to the hungry.
They dine on grass too but shhhh don’t tell James... he still thinks he has a point to make 🤫
Insightful, angry, poignant, and with a killer last line. Thank you Mr Pie.
Love this guy. Nothing but truth, no bias, and always funny!
“get ill and go bankrupt, it’s the american dream!”
never heard something so true, as one of the greatest comedians of all time said “it’s called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”
I see you're a fan of Carlin as well.
"In the manner of a dyslexic blancmange..." - damn, that was Pythonesque.
whats a blancmange?
@@andreitarkovsky3214 It's a wobbly dessert a bit like jelly but with dairy products
@@andreitarkovsky3214 It was also used in a Monty Python sketch. The Blancmange(s) from space eat 1970s tennis stars while the rest of the people of England are turned into Scotsmen. Then, at the Wimbledon tennis match a single tennis-playing Blancmange is thwarted when it is chased and eaten by a couple armed with forks, spoons, and napkins. The couple, Mr and Mrs Samuel Brainsample, were snubbed as boring in the first scene, but they too just happen to be from the Blancmange(s)' home planet of Skyron. With all the famous players and the Blancmange eaten, the only remaining tennis player is kilt salesman Angus Podgorny who becomes that most unlikely of things - A Scotsman who wins Wimbledon.
Another word I added to the vocabulary of my foreign language.
He is spot on. I work in an airport in the UK. Alot of my friends have lost their jobs today. Really sad times. And the way it has been dealt with is shocking.
Nothing like telling it like it is.
Heard Tom Walker (Jonathan Pie) being interviewed on the radio this morning. Came across as a very nice guy. A jobbing actor who came up with a winning formula, after many years struggling away to make ends meet.
The Person in the Background, who packs his Rolator up in the Car summs it up, in my Opinion
He got off that thing better than I can get out of bed in the morning or get up off the sofa ... and I'm classed as fit and healthy!
@@simonbaxter8001 XD Jup, that he did :-)
Are we talking about the guy who packs up the mobility scooter and puts it in the car after the disabled person struggles to get in a rear passenger seat? If we are then clearly I noticed something different! After the disabled person entered the car the guy clearly struggled to take apart the scooter to fit it in the back of the vehicle, maybe he doesn't do it very often, I suspect he is a volunteer driver who picks up disabled people from the hospital because it wasn't a taxi and they didn't interact like they were related in any way. so, maybe, just perhaps, this was a decent guy doing someone vulnerable a favour (badly as it happens) but ... is this exactly what JP is saying though, how the vulnerable are laughed at?
@@simonbaxter8001 Was like a scene from Little Britain with Andy & Lou 😉
After watching the zombie on the left of the screen for the first half, then the driver fold up the mobility scooter I missed most of what Pie was saying!
@@Santipolo-uk don't worry your brain is just fine.
jonathan is the best person with most common sense i heard since 1967 when i born!
Pie has stated how it really is, a complete genuine this `reporter`, we need more of this guy!
Found myself nodding in agreement to this entire video.
You gotta love comedians for speaking the truth!
Lost thread when the late Terry Jones suddenly appeared in the background (around 1:50) as an old lady. I was expecting her (him) to come forward and take over, and was a little disappointed he eventually changed his mind and didn't.
Looks more like Eddie Izzard than Terry Jones
I’m Australian and I lived over in the UK for 2 years, back in 2013-14. I worked as a teaching assistant at special school and I was with a teaching agency. Man if I was over there now and schools shut down I’d be completely fucked.
Ironic his name is Whitty, he’s just about the most bland individual since the man on the front of the Quaker Oats box
😂🤣😂👍
Classic case of someone insulting someone else (who's really a character) because they deny the fact that the person they're insulting is making very good and valid points that you can't argue with. "I can't argue his points, so I'll insult him." That's most people these days...
So true . I was thinking the same , this will expose the hypocrisy in America’s health care system for sure.. So glad we have what’s left of the NHS . not so glad that I’m on a zero hours contract... (still you never know might have some inheritance coming my way 😂😂 every cloud and that... (joke))
Haha - love it!😆
Darragh Redmond - 😂✌️
Not only the lack of an nhs, but also a country where they accept the mass murder of children so they can play at being dirty Harry aint going to allow their freedom to spread the virus about be curtailed.
Are the people in the background actors? The Monty Python lady on the left and the runaway electric chair on the right. Genius
This was one of Pie's best. I wonder if the next pandemic is a more deadly one, what the f**** are people going to do. A wimp of a virus, is causing such mass histeria smh
Let's get through this one first.
"Wimp of a virus"? Have you heard the saying "The only sin the gods will never forgive is hubris"...? No? Thought not. Just a heads-up, then.
Seems it's only the first of many. I hope trump is out before the next one or were all shafted.
It is not a wimp of a virus. You should start listening to experts instead of politicians and social media posts.
@@colaboytje Compared to ebola, it is a wimp. Even to SARS, or MERS it is still a wimp. Doesn't mean it's not dangerous, but just to keep things in perspective.
@@colaboytje It will be widespread and many of us will contract it over the next 12 to 18 months and get better, thus building up the herd immunity. That is the only way to fight this infection until our scientist develop an effective immunization for it. But it really is a pretty wimpy virus compared to some other past and future viruses. And our technological and practical skill at dealing with disease in general is much better than it was even a few decades back, let alone a century ago when we were faced with the Spanish Flu pandemic. The experts say there is around a 1% mortality rate for those with other comorbidities. Small comfort for those exceptions in the 1% and their families, but as long as you don't smoke, aren't obese, and are under 70 you're most likely going to be alright - helps not to be poor either. Just be smart if you do get it. Stay in bed and get lots of rest, drink plenty of fluids, and take medications to help ease your symptoms. Do the same things you'd do if you came down with the regular seasonal flu. Of course, if your respiratory symptoms get too bad then yes, call an ambulance and get admitted to a proper facility where they can put you on a respirator and start you on serious meds. We really are going to be okay. This isn't Captain Trips or some real world disease like Ebola or a high mortality super flu.
The main think right now is to take care of your own problem like to be ready for an "apocalyptic but wiping disaster"... Great man, great speech and loads to add. Not many left with this way of view, which is right. This guy is much more advanced intelligently then Boris Johnson.
Its healthy to awaken my inner pie once in a while😊
I was distracted by the guy behind Jonathan packing the mobility scooter into his van.. What was that about washing my loo rolls again?
This is more relevant now than ever!!
Been waiting 35 years to go on a killing spree, thank you...
1:30 watch out for ageing Rod Stewart photobomb. Kicking that car door open like a bad-ass.
I have a friend working on just over £300 a week on zero hour contract, while he is doing a heavier workload to keep our society afloat in a warehouse. While these middle-class twots want to get more than that off the government to sit on the arses. Even Hancock said he couldn't live on sick pay, same people that have frozen benefits to £70-odd for 5 years, while delaying payment and refusing to pay altogether in some cases. Just need to fairly give everyone £1000 a month for six months - and if you can't live on that then you deserve to perish.
The problem is, everyone else is stockpiling, if I wait until I need it, there won't be anything left!
And yet not one snowflake didn't feel responsible for the avalanche :(
"Wanking to Mumford & Sons" Dying! 🤣
George A Romero delt with these issues in his film's. Shane we didn't realize it at the time.
You may have DM Shane.
@@aaroningl *shame
Boris Johnson will soon be teleworking from a private island in the West Indies.
urbanimage just like that prick Varadkar cowering behind his podium in his “mansion” in Washington, absolutely disgusted to have such a coward for a ‘leader’ of my beautiful country 👎🏻
Do you think Boris will take all his kids with him?
@@emmametcalfe4410 I doubt he'd take any of them - the dogs probably toast as well.
10 months on and this is still so, sooo on point.
"This virus will create more bankruptcies than it will deaths."
THAT remark isn't going to age well.
Hes right though
Yes it will
Wait and see
Yes it will. It’s dead accurate.
@@ruthslone2992 yet crash related suicides may go up as well.... i personaly am really tired of beeing existentionally threatened for decades on end.
Meanwhile all the preppers are just chilling muttering "told ya so" and chuckling they didn't need the government to prepare for them, they prepared themselves.
Told ya so ;)
18 months on. Nothing has changed.
The UK government has closed by law every cafe , restaurant , cinema and leisure centre in the land . I don't know whether it was necessary or not , but it does show us the immense power of the State , how easily those in power can disrupt our lives.
As usual pie nails it in all its horrifying and hysterical reality.
Good thing the UK has the NHS... with their even fewer acute care beds per capita than Italy.