He's not a reporter. He's an actor playing a broadcast media personality. Most reporters do in fact report the news, with a few exceptions like, everyone at The Sun. It's when they are asked to write an opinion that's careful not to affect their sponsors' share price negatively that all the trouble starts...
I like how he represents the selfish people who bough food they usually don’t buy , don’t need , don’t eat . it’s the small things I appreciated in this video.
@@aureliuszeta3037 "Used toilet paper, who would throw that away?" - Scaptron from Fallout 76. Though it's sad how hypocritical people like Pie can be at times.
@@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 Pie is a satirical character who's currently making fun of the hoarders in the Coronavirus epidemic. The humor is in the hypocrisy, that's the whole point.
@@aureliuszeta3037 Oh, i didn't know that. Thanks for pointing that out to me. Also, I gave my best toilet paper quote from a video game... Hope that was good enough for the [insert toilet paper joke] part.
Normies: "You work in IT so I don't have to" IT people: "You answer on stack overflow so I don't have to figure it out myself" ??? (Probably aliens): *speaks in binary while answering on stack overflow*
yeah don't know if its the same for you but if someone is having trouble and i say to them check the router make sure the ethernet cables are all in just seems like second nature till they look like a deer in headlights and you have to explain it or end up doing it xD
On a serious note, the job of IT is to create and maintain the IT infrastructure and help users. That only works when people do still educate themselves about technology to a decent degree, imagine if staff that provided stationary had to explain how to use pens and paper to everyone, it wouldn't function.
He's not alone. Oodles of weed, lots of vod and it'll be all reet. Great vid. Huge respect for your work. When lines need crossed, your fucking all over it. Emailing you a pint and some aloe Vera... Something tells me your not into crystals. Keep safe brother!
I was half-expecting this new vid to be a regular news broadcast because of how he's working from home. There won't be any time to rant with a camera literally in your house Jonathan 😅
@@derpimusmaximus8815 Where I live, the government owns the liquor stores. The government here has announced that the liquor stores are an essential business.
Different sort of VPN. The goal isn't privacy. The goal is that your laptop thinks it's connected to your office wifi instead of your home wifi. Same technoledgy, different application. BTW if you connect to a work VPN do not expect privacy. They DO keep logs.
@@E1craZ4life Sorry, wasn't thinking. I should have said it's not there to protect your privacy. It's there to protect your bosses while infringing on yours. Sorry for causing confusion and thank you for correcting me.
Yeah most people especially Pie's age can understand what a VPN does, etc... Some just closed off their mind entirely to it. I blame the education system.
@@frantic5679 Yes, it goes a bit both ways. I don't expect my mum to configure a VPN, or even to stop calling emails "faxes", but I still can walk her through most issues over the phone since she is prepared to give it a go.
@@MrTomtomtest A VPN is a way to make money of ignorant peoples fears, it's completely pointless and does nothing beyond adding another bottle neck to your internet connection. One more jump isn't going to keep you safe from being tracked by the forces of evil no matter what the people selling VPN' says. Only way a VPN would actually be useful is if you set it up yourself with computer nodes that used other peoples internet subscription. But as it stands VPN's are run by corporations that a required to follow laws in order to operate and these laws state that they have no authority to hide users or the data that goes trough their network. Hence it's completely worthless at doing what it claims to do. These things can't even trick Netflix into thinking you're in another country anymore which was the only thing they used to be good for.
@@daniel4647 corporate networks are usually (and sensibly) not accessible from the internet at large, VPNs (virtual private networks) allow you to tunnel through the firewalls to appear as though you're actually on the corporate network.
I coughed the other day, (clearing my throat) while queueing outside of the pharmacy - two dozen heads whipped around so quickly that I heard them. We're now being cough shamed.
@@sarkybugger5009 That was an old tuberculosis mantra was it not? Or am I mistaken? Seeing old photos of sanitariums I'd always thought that there's no way we'd see scenes like that again - how wrong I was, and how quickly things change. Take care,✌️
I have a weak immune system and this shit scares me. Being a transplant patient and hearing people I've known my whole life say for weeks(its only the old and sick) pisses me off. Watching this helps . So thanks to Johnathan pie and keep on keeping on.
Unfortunately you judge the strength of a virus on who it kills, survival of the fittest and the old and weak die first. You are unimportant for the future of the human race, we all are...
@@davidkemp5798 that shit sounds cute to say and has some truth to it . Here's the thing if you was the one in the crosshairs I think it would ring home a little different. So yes while none of us are important some of us weak and old just might survive this and bet your ass we will remember the ones who rubbed it in our faces.
My extended family, and I have been self isolating for over a week now to do our part in containing the spread. There's so many selfish arseholes out there who only think of themselves. Thankfully they are starting to worry about themselves now though so that will keep them in. Best of luck to you. Keep yourself safe.
I hope all the best for you and above all that arseholes not playing the "keep everyone safe" rules don't stop you from being and feeling safe, protected, valued and thought of. Lots of good vibes (even if that sounds hippy dippy) being sent your way!
There is no Corona virus it's fake news invented by Boris Johnson and Donald Trump so that they can cover up the disaster that is Brexit. If there was a virus then everyone would die because all the EU doctors have been rounded up and put in jail. I love the internet you can literally write any old shit.
@@catscats50 ✔️ Ok if I can write any old sh*t how about this; Corona virus orignated from a _"western superpowers"_ military installationn near Wuhan? And! It'll all be cleared up in time for the trumpmeisters re-election in Nov. ?🤷
I love this. Thank you. I’m on the west coast USA and we’ve been inside for a while now. The insanity is real. Be safe out there everybody. Love and kindness, patience and morality are needed now more than ever. 💜
''You work in IT so that I don't have to.'' "It's a box with wires coming out of it" Imagine working in IT and having to deal with people like this all the time...
YOU wankers imagine working in a pub and listening to drunken idiots. Or as a cashier listening to unfounded complaints. Or in any customer service. That's what the IT-worker he's phoning is supposed to do. Customer service. Not writing code. Fuck!
If you have to go out and someone gets too close, ask them how they know you don’t have the virus and watch them back off... Stay safe and well and a huge thank you to our NHS staff! 👏👏👏💙💙💙
Don't flush baby wipes down the toilet unless you want drainage problems or days later, your shitter will fill up with shit. Wipes don't brake-up and will get stuck, especially in housing estates
IT guy: "do x" User: "can't you bloody do it?" IT guy: *connects remotely and does it* User: "what the hell are you doing?" IT guy: *silently thanks himself on users behalf*
When historians look back at this Covid pandemic in 500 years (if the human race survives that long) Jonathan Pie's lockdown series is going to be the document that defines all our experiences. He's going to be seen as the Herodotus of the early 2020s.
IN DARK TIMES, HUMOR HELPS: Have some Pie! This is a brilliant piece of Pie. He spoofs the "stay at home, work at home" situation for many and using his particular style of brilliant SATIRE he shows some of the things that are affecting millions of people around the world. This is cross-cultural humor. The short video is loaded with snarky one-liners and dry humor.
@@mapexblack My point is he isn't an American citizen and he's complaining about the leader of a country he doesn't live in. That's kinda bad if you ask me. I'm not referring to race as much as I'm referring to citizenship. And, Scotts-Irish, Italian, British aren't races, the race is Caucasian.
Most relatable lines! "WHY DOES EVERYONE IN I.T THINKS THAT EVERYONE ELSE WORKS IN I.T !" "Why do you need to see my face on a phone call" "I'm not doing Coronavirus sober"
I've had people ask why their pc wasn't working. Only for it to be off. They literally never used to turn off their pc at work. a co-worker used to turn them on every morning and shut them down in the evening. All this person did was logout...
As someone in the vulnerable category, with health anxiety and some minor symptoms, just settling down for the 12 weeks (whilst also recovering from a broken hip), I haven't laughed so much in a long time - really needed that. Thank you
This is great. Really really relatable and quite possibly the best example of how found footage content should be. This is alsova great snapshot of what self documenting really looks like in the modern day. I look forward to watching the rest of the episodes. :)
00:47 - I work from home as a news author these days and today the Ukrainian government prolonged the quarantine period (i.e. no public events, closed restaurants and schools etc.) to 24th of April. And I had 3 of my family members telling me that after we posted the news piece like there was a chance I didn't know. Sooo relatable.
I'm not native English speaker, I can manage the language, but this video made me run out of adjectives... to say it's "spot on", it's an understatement, "brilliant" is flat out inadequate. It's just we all needed and you've delivered it. #whatthefuckisVPN
Leszek Kadelski good sir, you may not be a native English speaker but you’re clearly more familiar with the language than many of these English people around me.
I just laugh at all the extroverts freaking out about what the hell they're gonna do without leaving the house for weeks. For me, it's just business as usual.
I saw this guy live a year or so ago - he was hilarious. I love him as he is left to my right in his views, but he makes sense sometimes and delivers the message with humour. Brilliant.
THIS PANDEMIC WILL KILL PORTAL, AND THE PEOPLE WHO USE IT. CHEERS DEAR...YOUR FURNISHINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL...VERY SWEET. LOVE TO YOU FROM AMERICA IN NEED OF COMEDY ALWAYS.
@ 1:47 "Why does everyone in I.T. think that everyone else works in I.T.?" Soooooo TRUE! And bloody hilarious! 😄😄👍 Keep up the great work 'Mr Pie' and carry on.... 😎
"Have you seen the news?" - No, mum. I'm just a reporter.
I'm sure he's probably heard that from his newscaster friends.
No, I’ve been presenting them!
He's not a reporter. He's an actor playing a broadcast media personality. Most reporters do in fact report the news, with a few exceptions like, everyone at The Sun.
It's when they are asked to write an opinion that's careful not to affect their sponsors' share price negatively that all the trouble starts...
Higginz1991 that’s funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I like how he represents the selfish people who bough food they usually don’t buy , don’t need , don’t eat . it’s the small things I appreciated in this video.
It's interesting that he didn't go crazy on the toilet paper. Insert shit joke here?
@@aureliuszeta3037 "Used toilet paper, who would throw that away?" - Scaptron from Fallout 76.
Though it's sad how hypocritical people like Pie can be at times.
@@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 Pie is a satirical character who's currently making fun of the hoarders in the Coronavirus epidemic. The humor is in the hypocrisy, that's the whole point.
@@aureliuszeta3037 Oh, i didn't know that. Thanks for pointing that out to me. Also, I gave my best toilet paper quote from a video game... Hope that was good enough for the [insert toilet paper joke] part.
''You work in IT so that I don't have to.''
Stealing that bit.
It amazing how little people know about IT
Normies: "You work in IT so I don't have to"
IT people: "You answer on stack overflow so I don't have to figure it out myself"
??? (Probably aliens): *speaks in binary while answering on stack overflow*
yeah don't know if its the same for you but if someone is having trouble and i say to them check the router make sure the ethernet cables are all in just seems like second nature till they look like a deer in headlights and you have to explain it or end up doing it xD
Just used it on my daughter with the added bit I supported you while you trained so I don't have to
On a serious note, the job of IT is to create and maintain the IT infrastructure and help users. That only works when people do still educate themselves about technology to a decent degree, imagine if staff that provided stationary had to explain how to use pens and paper to everyone, it wouldn't function.
“Two kilo Mong Daal, I panicked “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can’t stop laughing 😂
"I'm not doing coronavirus sober"
*looks at dozens of empty bottles on the counter*
Same
He's not alone. Oodles of weed, lots of vod and it'll be all reet. Great vid. Huge respect for your work. When lines need crossed, your fucking all over it. Emailing you a pint and some aloe Vera...
Something tells me your not into crystals.
Keep safe brother!
'I'm not doing conoraviris sober'
I'm getting that on a T-shirt !
Oh wait. That place down the road that does that...
ken smit 😂
Exactly we're English and if we're going out we're going out pissed
I've been on lockdown for a week, I've already had to re-up my alcohol supply a couple times. I'm almost out of whiskey.
"The fridge has not been this stocked since I was married." 🤣🤣🤣
All of that food he bought and he's eating a pot noodle. LOL
One sentence tells a whole story about Pie's personal life. That touch of bitterness was the cherry on top of the cake :P
@@aureliuszeta3037 OOh we all love a cherry. Don't we?
Excellent use of a Mudhoney song.
‘I’ve tried oat milk... it tastes like feet.’
Learning so much about this character... divorced, living in a shitty apartment, has a son, likes to binge vodka... :P
4:03 the vodka is disinfectant obviously
@@Stadtpark90 obviously
@@Stadtpark90 and campfires, obviously
Character?
His apartment isn't that bad.
"What do you do with kale?" - put in your compost bin once it's gone off
Serious answer, roast in olive oil with salt, garlic, and chili flake.
pfft kale is delicious
I'm loving this, Pie just gets better and better
He captures things perfectly.
Is this supposed to be a bloopers reel or an obituary?
th-cam.com/video/0HzV10f2ilQ/w-d-xo.html This was elite
“I’m not doing coronavirus sober” is literally such a mood.
Seems to be government policy too tbh.
lol I'm so glad I made it to Groningen in time to stock up on weed!
I was half-expecting this new vid to be a regular news broadcast because of how he's working from home. There won't be any time to rant with a camera literally in your house Jonathan 😅
Best thing anyone has ever said about the virus.
@@derpimusmaximus8815
Where I live, the government owns the liquor stores. The government here has announced that the liquor stores are an essential business.
“Big brother is watching you. Or in your case Tim, annoying little brother with severe learning difficulties is watching you”😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a spastic that was one of the funniest moments in the entire video.
"What is a VPN?" welcome to TH-cam, Pie.
This family lunch is sponsored by NordVPN. We thank NordVPN for this meal. Amen.
Different sort of VPN. The goal isn't privacy. The goal is that your laptop thinks it's connected to your office wifi instead of your home wifi. Same technoledgy, different application. BTW if you connect to a work VPN do not expect privacy. They DO keep logs.
If you change you location to Italy you can watch Pornhub Premium for free!
I’m guessing it stands for Virtual Protection Network or something.
@@E1craZ4life Sorry, wasn't thinking. I should have said it's not there to protect your privacy. It's there to protect your bosses while infringing on yours. Sorry for causing confusion and thank you for correcting me.
CLASSIC classic classic PIE. Just what we need. Thanks Tom et al. We luv ya xxx
"You work in IT so I don't have to". Voice of the nation.
Sometimes IT means briefly looking up online resources to learn how to do someone else's job in passing.
Yeah most people especially Pie's age can understand what a VPN does, etc... Some just closed off their mind entirely to it. I blame the education system.
@@frantic5679 Yes, it goes a bit both ways. I don't expect my mum to configure a VPN, or even to stop calling emails "faxes", but I still can walk her through most issues over the phone since she is prepared to give it a go.
@@MrTomtomtest A VPN is a way to make money of ignorant peoples fears, it's completely pointless and does nothing beyond adding another bottle neck to your internet connection. One more jump isn't going to keep you safe from being tracked by the forces of evil no matter what the people selling VPN' says. Only way a VPN would actually be useful is if you set it up yourself with computer nodes that used other peoples internet subscription. But as it stands VPN's are run by corporations that a required to follow laws in order to operate and these laws state that they have no authority to hide users or the data that goes trough their network. Hence it's completely worthless at doing what it claims to do. These things can't even trick Netflix into thinking you're in another country anymore which was the only thing they used to be good for.
@@daniel4647 corporate networks are usually (and sensibly) not accessible from the internet at large, VPNs (virtual private networks) allow you to tunnel through the firewalls to appear as though you're actually on the corporate network.
"There is a time when one has to be sensible and take care of oneself, now is not the time. I'm not doing the Corona virus sober" ~ Jonathan Pie- 2020
when your mom is talking to you you don't get a chance to say anything even if you're the best orator in the universe 😂😂😂
😅
Haha! So true. :p
Fuck that bitch!
deeply concerned for u that u think hes the best orator in the universe.
"Why does everyone in IT, assume everybody else works in IT?" Classic. Made me laugh.
I panicked and bought five cases of wine. Don't judge, I'm in isolation with four kids.
Lol only 5???
Who’s drinking the wine? 😎😊🤣💙
For you? Or the kids? Toss up, innit?
There are two more on the way, you can't be too careful.
@@standup2982 Kids or wine?
The fridge hasn’t been that stocked up since I was married... brilliant 😂
"There's a time to be sensible and look after yourself. And now it not that time" :D
Seeing that bottle collection I know I am woefully underprepared.
It's nice how you can estimate in what proportions he likes his martini, 8:1 to my eye
Sounds like US Senator Rand Paul.
Fuck, I knew going drunk was going to be the only solution, but I'm glad others think so too.
I'll drink to that! ;)
I wish he was real not a comedian, he should be Prime Minister.
NINJA12R ninja12R yes sir
I wish he was not a real Prime Minister - he could be a comedian.
Pieminister
Prime Minister = Comedian = Ukraine..........TRUE
You used to cough to cover a fart. Now it's the other way around.
I coughed the other day, (clearing my throat) while queueing outside of the pharmacy - two dozen heads whipped around so quickly that I heard them.
We're now being cough shamed.
I smoke like a turk, some say. I cut down because i got the same reaction ... one cough means i MUST be carted off ... ?
Neil Wilson - Clever !
✌️✊🏼👍🏼🌅
@@alexpmK3 It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in. ;o)
@@sarkybugger5009 That was an old tuberculosis mantra was it not? Or am I mistaken?
Seeing old photos of sanitariums I'd always thought that there's no way we'd see scenes like that again - how wrong I was, and how quickly things change.
Take care,✌️
Ha! Just revisited this because I suddenly had Pie withdrawals. Comedy gold! 😂 what a flippin’ time that was.
I have a weak immune system and this shit scares me. Being a transplant patient and hearing people I've known my whole life say for weeks(its only the old and sick) pisses me off.
Watching this helps . So thanks to Johnathan pie and keep on keeping on.
Unfortunately you judge the strength of a virus on who it kills, survival of the fittest and the old and weak die first. You are unimportant for the future of the human race, we all are...
@@davidkemp5798 that shit sounds cute to say and has some truth to it . Here's the thing if you was the one in the crosshairs I think it would ring home a little different. So yes while none of us are important some of us weak and old just might survive this and bet your ass we will remember the ones who rubbed it in our faces.
Stay safe Anthony
My extended family, and I have been self isolating for over a week now to do our part in containing the spread. There's so many selfish arseholes out there who only think of themselves. Thankfully they are starting to worry about themselves now though so that will keep them in. Best of luck to you. Keep yourself safe.
I hope all the best for you and above all that arseholes not playing the "keep everyone safe" rules don't stop you from being and feeling safe, protected, valued and thought of. Lots of good vibes (even if that sounds hippy dippy) being sent your way!
I actually felt it when they started judging his house.
"Two kilos of Mung Daal...I panicked." - LMFAO
Good thing protein maintains good health and brain functioning. Tan France has got a recipe for it already lol
hoogmonster - Did that too, makes me 💨 so that will be the last thing I pull from the cupboard 😂
That had me in tears laughing.
Superb ! Possibly one of the very best videos at the moment. Tom Walker - a master.
Pie: the cursor is moving by itself, how is that possible.
Tech support : the machine spirit has awoken. PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
SACRED OIL APPLICATION REQUIRED
He has blessed us with know- Guadsman Pie, why are their images of naked biological on your machines memory banks!?
@@voin5371
HERESY.
*Loads bolt pistol*
Prepare for summary *BLAM* -ing!!
WE PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH FOR THESE TOASTERS
Jonathan ..."WE ARE BORG"
It’s so annoying my sister had a temperature and now I’m stuck in the house for a fortnight
With six people. I hate them all
Try being on your own
How was it?
@@davehoward22 I’m glad I live alone, I couldn’t stand to lockdown with my parents!
The best part of self-isolation is that Jonny Pie is in self-isolation. Jonathan Pie vs Corona - Coming 2020.
There is no Corona virus it's fake news invented by Boris Johnson and Donald Trump so that they can cover up the disaster that is Brexit. If there was a virus then everyone would die because all the EU doctors have been rounded up and put in jail. I love the internet you can literally write any old shit.
@@catscats50 OMG!
@@catscats50
✔️
Ok if I can write any old sh*t how about this;
Corona virus orignated from a _"western superpowers"_ military installationn near Wuhan?
And! It'll all be cleared up in time for the trumpmeisters re-election in Nov.
?🤷
@@stuartd9741 That goes without saying.
@@stuartd9741 OMG!
"I'm not doing Coronavirus sober"
Genius
Jonathan doesn't know what a VPN is, meanwhile mine is set to Italy
Jasper N 😂
because of the free premium porn, right?
Wouldn't that have more latency with everyone at home?
@@IndiBrony are you serious
@@nabilyassin1742 yes
"You work in IT so I don't have to!" Magical line.
I love this. Thank you. I’m on the west coast USA and we’ve been inside for a while now. The insanity is real. Be safe out there everybody. Love and kindness, patience and morality are needed now more than ever. 💜
Thank you. Also inner strength as there's a lot of other stuff as well. This is not the only thing we are facing individually and collectively. 🙏🏽💚📿
skyejacques Amen.😊🙏🏽💜🌎🕊
''You work in IT so that I don't have to.''
"It's a box with wires coming out of it"
Imagine working in IT and having to deal with people like this all the time...
YOU wankers imagine working in a pub and listening to drunken idiots. Or as a cashier listening to unfounded complaints. Or in any customer service. That's what the IT-worker he's phoning is supposed to do. Customer service. Not writing code. Fuck!
Imagine people in IT assuming that everybody has the same level of know how as them...
"No, I stole Jeff's lunch money..
Oi, give it back! xD
and "I'm not doing corona virus sober...."
@@Furykidxxx Its only 10 pennies. Stop being stingy.
“It’s bad enough that I have to talk to you, why should I have to look at you too?”. Going to use this one in my next video conference!
I can’t wait for next episode. Hope it’s out tomorrow.
Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou for the laughs. So needed right now. You are a legend...
'2 kilos of Mung Dal ... I panicked' 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm still chuckling! Thank you Jonathan you are fantastic!
“I’m not doing corona virus sober” I felt that. Thank you for this, much needed 😂🤣😂
We love Jonathon pie, can’t have enough of him
If you have to go out and someone gets too close, ask them how they know you don’t have the virus and watch them back off... Stay safe and well and
a huge thank you to our NHS staff! 👏👏👏💙💙💙
A little cough helps too 👍
catalinacurio ...if you either piss or shit your pants that will also ensure they keep their distance......unless they are weirdos.
As someone who works with internal IT services; This was my whole week.
"Have I seen the news? No, is something going on?"
Don't flush baby wipes down the toilet unless you want drainage problems or days later, your shitter will fill up with shit. Wipes don't brake-up and will get stuck, especially in housing estates
"I'm not doing this!" Said by every worker when remotely accessed.
Angela Richter I’ve said that
Yet again.....blind society millennials
IT guy: "do x"
User: "can't you bloody do it?"
IT guy: *connects remotely and does it*
User: "what the hell are you doing?"
IT guy: *silently thanks himself on users behalf*
“Okay, now I’ll do this.” Said by every worker when remotely accessed.
When historians look back at this Covid pandemic in 500 years (if the human race survives that long) Jonathan Pie's lockdown series is going to be the document that defines all our experiences. He's going to be seen as the Herodotus of the early 2020s.
And they'll understand that Curry Pot Noodles shit all over the rest (as long as you have a chicken and mushroom break approx every 40 CPN's)
This is the best thing in the whole world. A+ brilliance
IN DARK TIMES, HUMOR HELPS: Have some Pie!
This is a brilliant piece of Pie. He spoofs the "stay at home, work at home" situation for many and using his particular style of brilliant SATIRE he shows some of the things that are affecting millions of people around the world. This is cross-cultural humor. The short video is loaded with snarky one-liners and dry humor.
While i love the regular pie sketches these new ones with different format are brilliant
Love, love, love you Jonathan! You are THE BEST!
I am not doing the Coronavirus sober!
I’m so envious, he got a mum who’s alive, a flat, and a job.
And he still has time to complain about Trump being POTUS when he's British
@@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 Trump is German and Scottish and you are Irish/scottish.. whats your point??
@@mapexblack My point is he isn't an American citizen and he's complaining about the leader of a country he doesn't live in. That's kinda bad if you ask me. I'm not referring to race as much as I'm referring to citizenship. And, Scotts-Irish, Italian, British aren't races, the race is Caucasian.
Robert-Joshua McFaddin it’s because trump is a disgrace and the laughing stock of the world
Robert-Joshua McFaddin The POTUS affects the whole world .
Isolated Pie: The Motion Picture
The life of Pie.. .
The latest tech for those stuck in their flat? The iPie from Apple
@@Exoticgirl1 Boom! Good one! 😂
@@ZnenTitan Haha 😂
@@Exoticgirl1 Piesolation
Most relatable lines!
"WHY DOES EVERYONE IN I.T THINKS THAT EVERYONE ELSE WORKS IN I.T !"
"Why do you need to see my face on a phone call"
"I'm not doing Coronavirus sober"
I've had people ask why their pc wasn't working. Only for it to be off. They literally never used to turn off their pc at work. a co-worker used to turn them on every morning and shut them down in the evening. All this person did was logout...
Damn. If you were my Witcher, I'd toss a coin to you.
“Two kilos, of mung dal.......... 😐 ........ I panicked”
Hahaha
As someone in the vulnerable category, with health anxiety and some minor symptoms, just settling down for the 12 weeks (whilst also recovering from a broken hip), I haven't laughed so much in a long time - really needed that. Thank you
Please keep posting stuck in Spain in lockdown we need a laugh
"Pie's Apocalypse". lovin it, keep em coming. The world needs u now brother! Respect.
Who else is watching this whilst _"working at home"_ ?
Used to only work at home half the day. Now I'm full-time!
I'm waiting for a zoom meeting to start. Forget camera, I dont even want to turn my mic on if i dont have to -.-"
'working?' one does not work when working pornhub ;D
This is great. Really really relatable and quite possibly the best example of how found footage content should be. This is alsova great snapshot of what self documenting really looks like in the modern day.
I look forward to watching the rest of the episodes. :)
"Just a cough, Tim !"
00:47 - I work from home as a news author these days and today the Ukrainian government prolonged the quarantine period (i.e. no public events, closed restaurants and schools etc.) to 24th of April. And I had 3 of my family members telling me that after we posted the news piece like there was a chance I didn't know. Sooo relatable.
“Have i seen the news? No, is something going on?”
This mans level of sarcasm is truly out of this world 🌍 😂
Nope. It's pretty much the same all over the UK.
I'm not native English speaker, I can manage the language, but this video made me run out of adjectives... to say it's "spot on", it's an understatement, "brilliant" is flat out inadequate. It's just we all needed and you've delivered it. #whatthefuckisVPN
Leszek Kadelski good sir, you may not be a native English speaker but you’re clearly more familiar with the language than many of these English people around me.
what the fuck is VPN LOL
Yeah I loved "Why do people who work in I.T think EVERYONE ELSE works in I.T?"
I just laugh at all the extroverts freaking out about what the hell they're gonna do without leaving the house for weeks.
For me, it's just business as usual.
Yep same, doesn't really bother me at all.
As a social recluse myself, I don't even know what they're complaining about.
WH-WJS BokA I mean for some people seeing friends and shit is the only thing they look forward to so thats why people are upset about it
My daughter never wants social distancing to end. She's extremely anti-social.
That pot noodle slurp had me laughing my ass off, so relatable xD
"I can't do it while being sober." He still talking about lockdown or marriage?
So relatable. Locked down and alone, you and us all man.
Thank you for being so bloody funny, really cheered me up
How can he keep a straight face doing this, its hilarious!
My god this just keeps getting better and better. How does he keep this so fresh and original.😆
Want to see his slow decent into madness from day 1 to day X as more of the loo roll is used as well as the vodka
Conan O Brian has already accomplished that successfully. I am concerned for him.
Stephen Lewis . Its easier to get vodka now,then it is loo rolls.
Going from Jonathan Pie to Amy Winehouse...
Kevin Harrison - that was 2 days ago, they are equally absent now ☹️
I saw this guy live a year or so ago - he was hilarious. I love him as he is left to my right in his views, but he makes sense sometimes and delivers the message with humour. Brilliant.
Pie coughs, I cough. LOL
Intermittent viewer here, this episode of JP is the best I've seen in a long time. Will be tuning in more regularly for a while!
Holy moly this video is packed to the brim with jokes and oneliners, think I'll run out of my storage and goods sooner.
Brilliant. Working from home I can so relate
"oh no mum, they make your arsehole all greasy!" 😂
Not necessarily a bad thing...
A black box with wires!! Love you Jonathan.
Why has this man not got 1mil subs yet.
Thank the lord! At last the voice of reason, I will be glued to my set awaiting updates...
I strongly believe the toilet roll shortage is being funded by the Daily Mail - well, I've got to wipe my arse on SOMETHING, right...?!😷
If all else fails let the Daily Mail be the first paper we use to wipe our bums on or just wash the darn thing.😩😩😩
Add the sun to that list of shit rags!
The daily mail gave my computer a virus.
There's no need for all that toilet paper. Here, in the civilized countries, there's a bidet in almost every single house. 😁😅
Lol same, but I used the Guardian. Finally a use for it as bog roll.
Loved the Mudhoney bit... that song has been on my mind for a while now.
“This is Oat Milk...it tastes of feet!”
probably the only drink that leave a dry feeling in your mouth
Thank you for this. Thank you... SOOOO much. I needed this.
You’re bloody great. Cheered me right up today
THIS PANDEMIC WILL KILL PORTAL, AND THE PEOPLE WHO USE IT. CHEERS DEAR...YOUR FURNISHINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL...VERY SWEET. LOVE TO YOU FROM AMERICA IN NEED OF COMEDY ALWAYS.
"Get your ugly face out of my home, Tim"
I love this guy wish he was the prime minister and the queen
Yes Pie Daily uploads much needed in these crazy times...
@ 1:47 "Why does everyone in I.T. think that everyone else works in I.T.?" Soooooo TRUE!
And bloody hilarious! 😄😄👍
Keep up the great work 'Mr Pie' and carry on.... 😎
Love the use of Mudhoney for the "title" song. Perfection.
One of your best. Well done Sweetie.
Based Pie likes the Moomins too
You are the best man. Keep up the great work LOL "Tim you are little brother with severe learning difficulties." 😅🤣😂
"2kilo of mung dal................ I panicked" 😂
Once again Pie nails it. Thank you Tom for bringing some joy to my world :-D