Guys when I was a young man, i never had a strong father figure nor did I have a strong mother, so I taught myself how to wipe, and well, I wad my toilet paper, I sit like a gentlemen, but I do indeed wad my toilet paper, I’ve been trying to change but the urge to refrain from my barbaric past is nearly impossible. And for that I’m sorry
I'm shocked people who stand while wiping are like "WTF??? BUT HOW?" Meanwhile, im sitting here like how tf does you standing up not make it harder to wipe because you're literally smushing it all together
As a used to stand wiper I will say that I didn’t stand straight up I stayed in a squat so I didn’t squish it, also made sure I was over the toilet,but since I have experienced both I’d say standing is more fun, but not ideal for optimum ass wiping capabilities
Bruh, I didn’t think I’d end today finding out that A. There fucking loads of ways of wiping ones back cheeks B. That apparently I’m doing it the ultra nightmare mode lmfao 🤣
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
The beauty of Charlie's content is that you never know what topic is gonna be covered. It could be a speedrun of a game, ass wiping techniques, a cooking disaster video or anything else!
The universal agreement is to look at the paper every time you wipe and use it as a when-to-stop-measurement. If you do that much , all techniques get a pass
So basically every master from a turtle to a frog? Thats not very many masters lmao (Just a joke i don't want to see any comments saying i don't get the joke)
Same I sit for the front to back stand for the back to front and always finish on a sit. I do this to get all the shit crumbs and anything left over is on the front to back wipe. I don't full stand I squat and never squat in public because the stalls have that window at the bottom. Plus I try not to shit in public
I mean as a stander, the sitting technique is like at least 20% more efficient but I’m so used to standing that I can’t switch over, I have developed even more advanced techniques to make up for the efficiency loss.
FAKE: as a sitter, your opinion is invalid, therefore,- (please send help, I'm actually a standing wiper but my uncle is very insane and makes me tell people that I'm a sitting wiper, share your techniques, SHARE THEM) I'm better than you, end of discussion.
@@thethreeofus7036 as a standing wiper I can see why you would sit I just don’t prefer it it’s more comfortable to stand and not like feel the cold backseat of the toilet with your wiping hand as you prepare the sitting wipe
That’s not even wiping. It’s washing.. with a bidet. Like majority of world population do.. I mean America is usually ahead in everything. It just baffles me how they still choose to rub their ass with toilet paper.
@@phoeberrie for men this is less of an issue (still insanity tho), but women can and do get urinary tract infections this way, by wiping colon bacteria into their golden shower tube.
I was a stander up until maybe age 10, then something clicked in my brain and was like, this is fucking stupid. That’s some next level character development
I was a stander until the age 23 when i watched jchlatt video about the subject (which was 2 only 2 months ago i think) and i learnt how to properly wipe sitting down which i always thought was difficult because you'll have to get your hand inside the toilet, now I'm a sitter and i feel embarrassed that some dude on the internet had to teach me and that it took this long 😭
The thing about ass wiping is that there’s so many different criteria’s, like some of the most usual examples being the setting and quality of toilet paper but sometimes there’s more dangerous factors like contamination, and quantity of toilet paper.
@TenLetters Where did you learn to stand while wiping? Did your parents teach you that? I'm not sure if it's just the state that I live in, but I've never met someone who stands while wiping, and I've always been curious where that phenomenon came from. It just seems so gross and inefficient
Remember this guy who was streaming accidentally revealing that he puts the toilet paper on his hand and shits on it and that's how he was taught to use a toilet by his mom and never tried shitting directly in the toilet.
*PRO TIP:* To stop splashback, use 1 to 2 kleenex tissues and gently place them over the water, these will catch the poo as it smoothly falls into the water and you will never have to deal with a soaked asshole again. (note: this only works if you have healthy, stress-free, solid log shits)
Okay here's my take on this: I was a standing wiper soley for about 19 years, don't ask me how or why, I just learnt that way. I am 24 now, about 5 years ago I spent a night at my friends house after a party. We somehow got into a conversation about wiping after a dump. Out of the 4 of us that night, we realized I was the only one who wiped standing, as soon as they told me they wiped sitting I instantly acted shocked and confused, because the idea of wiping while sitting had never crossed my mind at the time. They shuned me and outcasted me, I felt like a reject. The next day after a nice 17 minute dump I decided to give it a try since they had told me to do so for the rest of that night. As soon as I lifted my right cheek and slid that tp from front to back, I had felt like my entire life changed in that moment, My chocolate starfish was almost completly cleaned after a single wipe. Now as a long time standing wiper I can confirm it took many wipes to make sure I was clean as can be. Over the years since learning of sit wiping I have implemented a new way. A hybrid way of wiping. You start with sit wiping for the first few wipes, and once you are generally clean, I stand wipe by wetting a load of tp and slighty wiping enough to wet my chocolate starfish enough to then use some dry tp to make sure I am beyond clean. I do not own a Bidet, and I am someone who needs to see nothing on the tp to classify as clean. Thank you for reading this.
It is true, standing is a refined procedure. The initial advantage sitters get can also be their downfall, its that they might end up thinking that every angle is clean after that one swig. Not knowing a crust patch is left inside the bun. Standing techniques are more difficult to master but offers the power of safety and self awareness. Continue on your wiping discipline, keep inventing techniques!
bruv, just get flushable wet wipes. wipe sitting with dry paper first, to remove the large crud, then finish up with a wetwipe, while still sitting. you can get a real SCRUBBING action going that way, your mind will be blown. its the next best thing to bidet (which i still only use AFTER first using dry wipe to remove most crud, and finish up with dry pat down after bidet). as long as you dont use septic tank anyway (flushable wipes will ruin a septic tank)
Also I know I’m not the only one who looks at the toilet paper after to make sure it’s still white and know your done so if you’re standing it makes it easier to check compared to breaking your neck sitting down.
My toilet paper method is more of a hybrid. The barbarism of wadding isn’t present, but it isn’t as refined or time consuming as folding. It’s more of a roll, I wrap it around my hand and slide it off
The standing wipe is as refined as any other. The step Charlie’s missing is that you have to put your leg on the counter or bathtub in order to achieve the best of spreads.
@@Epsilon7100 When you sit your ancestors who stood to wipe will whoosh the water at your hand when you wipe I just walk to another room, dig the crust out and throw it in the toilet
@@Epsilon7100 you have to stand up anyways after wiping. So it’s not adding a step it’s the same amount. Yet the proper way which I explained gives you maneuverability you don’t have while sitting. Giving you ample ability to clean even the dirtiest of shits. And you don’t have to reach around and flush with your fingers. You use your foot like a gentleman.
@@deleteduser84924 If you're serious, and I'm assuming you're talking about the hose or whatever of the bidet, they're retracted/hidden by default; you press a button and the hose will extend out and spray water at an angle.
Honestly, everyone should get a bidet. It's life changing. The HDI of every country would increase if they would employ mandatory bidets. We would have colonized the milky way by now if everyone used a bidet.
You cant blast off greasy poos with Only water! You would need toilet paper for testing and final wipe down. Do you just stick a finger on your bhole and smell it to check if its clean?
@@jibbz96 Exactly this. The others in the replies clearly do not have a bidet, and if they do the psi is absolute garbage. It is very much better to use a bidet to pressure wash all the shit off your ass as opposed to dry wiping and leaving your crack all crusty. And if your ass is wet after all that then you only need a bit of tissue to dry it.
@@devilsadvocate9208 Bidets are usually culprits in spreading a lot of bacteria. Also it certainly won't clean as large of an area as toilet paper would, not would it be a precise. I personally think bidets are disgusting but to each their own.
I used to be a stand wiper, but once I was enlightened about sit wiping I have never gone back. It is great to see such a populous figure as Charles White, known for his acting skills, to speak out about a important topic.
The fact that we as a species can simultaneously reach other celestial bodies and leave our planet, yet still have to debate how best to wipe off muddy dingleberries floors me.
Back to front is the only reasonable wipe, most efficient hand motion, you just wipe the poop in one motion, with front to back you have to first go forward & THEN back which is pure insanity. Also, people who make ball instead of folding the paper belongs in an asylum
Agreed, as a girl I figured out a way to do back to front without causing my 'area' any issues. Just gotta know when to stop moving forward with the wipe. It is just more comfortable.
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
Thank you Charlie, as a born sit-wiper my methods have been questioned many a times including the ones you answered today, I will be sending this video to my stand-wiper friends.
when the title said “don’t be mad at me” and he mentioned the wiping thing, i was scared for a moment that he was a standing wiper. i’m glad he’s not irredeemable garbage
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
Standing allows for better efficiency. Just think about it, either way your going to stand eventually so why not just skip to that step and then wash your hands. It's a faster process and nobody wants to spend more time than u need to in that situation.
Uh... I hate to be that one guy, but... 4:31 I do wipe like this, yes sitting down, and yes, back to front. How do I avoid dipping my hand in the toilet water? Simple: just don't. The toilet water is not that fucking high unless you've just clogged the toilet by clumping up the toilet paper in a wad and tried to flush. I wipe in the dangerzone going asshole to gooch, back to front.
I can't say that it's efficient, but yes, it's much more clean and much more comfortable. The first time I learned that people don't use water to clean actual smelly, disgusting, dirty shit and use toilet paper instead I seriously almost threw up.
@@dorian4426 yeah, it's weird. If you got poop on any body part you would take a shower or wash it with soap and water, but for our butts we just use crumbly paper
"Sitting is better" "No standing is better" Me who breaks my ribcage to fold my torso and lick my ass clean: *Peasants* Edit: Through years of hellish training, my ribcage now heals at inhuman rates and is able to contract and fold at will. Also my ass is squeaky clean.
I used to be a standing wiper. Then, one faithful day, when I was feeling open-minded, I decided to try to wiping while sitting. That was 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since then.
Was about to comment something like this. Bidet your all set, just maybe one dry wipe and all done none if this leaning sitting or standing nonsense. Also its way cleaner using a bidet. You don't have to sit wiping like it's a marker or melted chocolate down there wiping over and over and over again.....blah! Bidet for life!
Given the context of the subject matter. I wish to know if anyone else utilises kitchen roll as toilet paper like myself. If u don’t, then I’d like to list some advantages to you. - It’s thicker and sturdy (so you don’t finger yourself) - It’s just a soft - lasts longer because you only need 1-2 sheets to get the job done - And because it lasts you longer it saves you money. - has superior surface area - It’s also great for wiping down surfaces Thank you for reading.
My guy, you can feel exactly how much shit will be on the paper with enough experience, at that point looking is purely optional, and just a way of confirming that you were correct in your calculations.
@@baulderos1950 Last time I didn't have access to a toilet I was comfortable with (no water, sqautting down) My butthole shut itself for the duration of 4 days I was there and I didn't feel anything. So I'm just counting on my anus to help me out. Which I feel like will betray me sooner or later.
The year 2025, the human race is divided into fractions based on the way we wipe. Sitters, Standers, Laying Downers going cheek to cheek on a quest to find the optimal way. Even in a time of war they can all agree. The back to fronts must be stopped.
@@DopeonaRope but secretly a higher power separated them as an experiment to exam the behavior of people when they're divided up into factions and and to see if anyone would transcend beyond the factions and become multi-technique, they are called the multi wipers
It’s not a standing wipe it’s more of a crouching wipe. Inbetween sit and stand. I wouldn’t expect you to understand Charlie I’m a man with a massive dumpie and I can’t fully sit and wipe and also can’t stand up fully to wipe. I’m inbetween
Oh you're just a squat wiper, that's a technique that actually works well especially when the room of operations isn't optimal (low bowl high water level, etc.) No shame in the squat wipe.
@@michaelsebastian914 squat gang for life, and don't pay attention to that troll, he stands up after a full blown splatter-fest and rubs his cheeks back and forth to spread it by the looks of it.
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"Born to shit, forced to wipe"
-yoda, replies confirmed it
No that's Yoda who said that
@Im_Quartz that's what I said
@Im_Quartz I think you meant
"He not did, Yoda that said."
@@Niko-ci8sw nah Im_Quartz is right
I remember ibz saying that
“Sitting is better!” “Standing is the correct way!!”
Me who still has my mom wipe my ass
*pathetic*
What are you 4? Hmph, Pathetic at 17 years old you cannot compare
Penguinz0 is a bad youtuber
@@ayoutubechannel2230 how does it feel to be wrong?
@@ayoutubechannel2230 A new spammer eh?
remember me when you BLOW UP
Folding is more refined but those who wad paper are true barbarians.
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WHY WOULD YOU WAD TOILET PAPER?
Facts
@@gojira6759 wth does "wad" mean?
Guys when I was a young man, i never had a strong father figure nor did I have a strong mother, so I taught myself how to wipe, and well, I wad my toilet paper, I sit like a gentlemen, but I do indeed wad my toilet paper, I’ve been trying to change but the urge to refrain from my barbaric past is nearly impossible. And for that I’m sorry
I honestly did not know just how differently everyone wipes lol.
same
If you wanna be grossed out look up how Indians wipe and I guess just look up India in general.
Disgusting lmao 😂😂😂😂
I avoid any conflict between wiping techniques just by never shitting
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he is the chosen one...
You must be Kim jong-un half brother then. He never shits
I could never be mad at you Jesus
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Don’t joke about Charlie being Jesus he actually is Jesus and this is making fun of it
I'm shocked people who stand while wiping are like "WTF??? BUT HOW?" Meanwhile, im sitting here like how tf does you standing up not make it harder to wipe because you're literally smushing it all together
Thank you that’s what I was saying like you lean on ur preferred side and it’s not like ur shoving the hand in the water
@@bamboozledpotat O_O
@@bamboozledpotat cuz if its a particularly dry shit you might pull a whole shit into your balls
@@bamboozledpotat Actually scientists do NOT say you should do this it could give yourself infections and diseases
As a used to stand wiper I will say that I didn’t stand straight up I stayed in a squat so I didn’t squish it, also made sure I was over the toilet,but since I have experienced both I’d say standing is more fun, but not ideal for optimum ass wiping capabilities
Her: He is probably talking about other girls with the boys
The actual conversation:
Haha YUP
Imagine not doing a backstand to wipe kinda cringe ngl
tru
But the blue bells.....
What's a backstand?
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@@gileee standing backwards
"You are literally wiping on ultra-nightmare mode." Gamers always go for the highest difficulty.
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i wipe on hurt me plenty mode
my man
Bruh, I didn’t think I’d end today finding out that A. There fucking loads of ways of wiping ones back cheeks B. That apparently I’m doing it the ultra nightmare mode lmfao 🤣
that's why i use single ply toilet paper
If Charlie was standing wiper, he wouldn't have let his guard down for the wasp to attack him
he was mid shit
ONE OF US, ONE OF US
@about you no
Facts
true
Charlie is also thinking that it's hard to wipe if there's a wasp near his chocolate starfish.
Bro ur literally everywhere 😭
@឵឵ ?
An absolute banger of a video
hello again
dude ur everywhere i was watching a vid from 3 years ago and u had a 1300 like comment
Actually a really fascinating point on the whole “the bathroom is one of the places where you don’t emulate what you see”
Nobody is truly, TRULY themselves, unless they're taking a shit. That's the purest form of "You" time there is.
Right? That had me pondering on it for a minute
Charlie expects us to trust him when he didn't even demonstrate with actual poo... Guess I'll keep wiping on the floor while I flop around like a fish
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Cool strat
They gave you a plastic shower curtain for a reason. I don't know why people were freaking out when people were hoarding the paper.
@@AKABattousai lmao mines clear plastic I can't unsee
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
The real sweet spot is a hybrid combination of the sitting and standing. Join me later this month as I will be streaming a Masterclass on the subject.
I'd pay for that.
I'd also be down for a masterclass on manscaping, cause I'm basically just hacking away down there...
This man speaks the truth.
the infamous squat wipe
Finally, where I belong
Amen. The holy half-squat.
When you said “I can’t believe I’m teaching chat how to wipe their ass”, I felt that
The beauty of Charlie's content is that you never know what topic is gonna be covered. It could be a speedrun of a game, ass wiping techniques, a cooking disaster video or anything else!
karen, dhar man haha anything
The best ones are where it’s just an extremely ambiguous title so you have absolutely no clue what your about to see
He is a Schrodinger's TH-camr
@@Garro0 yeah and in Charlie’s case, he is a mastermind of content and humour. So he gets loads of attention.
I expected an apology vid with this one
The universal agreement is to look at the paper every time you wipe and use it as a when-to-stop-measurement. If you do that much , all techniques get a pass
Lmao factual. Although, I still don't accept back to front wipers.
@@chals39 I do not understand what “back to front wipers” are, I’m a sitter
Agreed. No brown, no frown
Wiping is much like driving, honestly. Don't stop until you see red.
Actually a true fact
“Born to shit...
Forced to wipe...”
-every master ever from Oogway to Yoda
😂 i can’t man this is too funny
So basically every master from a turtle to a frog? Thats not very many masters lmao
(Just a joke i don't want to see any comments saying i don't get the joke)
Hello Gordon!
@@thatoneguy2288 lmao i love that your fear's enough to clarify its a joke. fully understandable tho with some people xD
@@BlackyChan123v ikr lmao i made a joke in the past and ppl were all like i didn't get the joke when i was joking myself haha
Bidet is the true way.
I feel sorry for those who don't use it
Bidet gang
but which bidet? portable handheld bidet? cheap sitting bidet? or that Japanese original one?
Gay
I use a spray setting on the kitchen sink
I use a pressure washer
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I dual wield both techniques for the most efficient wiping method
Same
if the poo is dry then i stand
@@ahtomogger9969 lol🤣
Same
Same I sit for the front to back stand for the back to front and always finish on a sit. I do this to get all the shit crumbs and anything left over is on the front to back wipe. I don't full stand I squat and never squat in public because the stalls have that window at the bottom. Plus I try not to shit in public
I mean as a stander, the sitting technique is like at least 20% more efficient but I’m so used to standing that I can’t switch over, I have developed even more advanced techniques to make up for the efficiency loss.
FAKE: as a sitter, your opinion is invalid, therefore,- (please send help, I'm actually a standing wiper but my uncle is very insane and makes me tell people that I'm a sitting wiper, share your techniques, SHARE THEM) I'm better than you, end of discussion.
You got that standing wipe set, respect the grind man its a though dungeon to go through
@ItsNoxLac Same here
yeah me too
As a stander, I was just taught to be that way lmao
"If you don't use wet wipes your nasty"
- someone in chat
he's true
Wet wipes clog the pipes. Not a good idea
@@eventerminator1382 you're right it will. Imagine walking into ur bathroom and smelling the shit u wiped off your ass in the trash
Wet the folded toilet paper
@@eventerminator1382 they make the flushable ones that are safe
Sitters can’t comprehend standing and standers and comprehend sitting, it’s like Republicans vs Democrats. Pertaining to the argument I do both
Goddamn CENTRISTS are at it again.
i absolutely agree
NO. Sitters have tried standing and its horrible, but sitting just makes sence
@@thethreeofus7036 as a standing wiper I can see why you would sit I just don’t prefer it it’s more comfortable to stand and not like feel the cold backseat of the toilet with your wiping hand as you prepare the sitting wipe
I do left to right 👁👄👁
Me who wash instead of wipe: "I am four parallel universes ahead of you"
I might try that
That’s kinda weird
Wash with a bidet, pat dry with toilet paper
@@that.one.guy.377 yeag
@@that.one.guy.377 but i do that with my hands in soap
"the bathroom is the one place without meta"
He single handedly challanged speedrunners...
depends on the shits quality
Nah, the depending on the shitty situation your gonna need to use different wiping techniques
The speedrunners just dont wipe man
Green shit any%
Most superior wiping system: Japanese water toilet
That’s not even wiping. It’s washing.. with a bidet. Like majority of world population do.. I mean America is usually ahead in everything. It just baffles me how they still choose to rub their ass with toilet paper.
You feel like a king when bidet washes and dries your ass and you don't touch that disgusting paper ever.
It's not even Japanese it's just what the rest of the world does.
It's kinda gay
Then one day, everything changed when the back-to-front wipers attacked.
Dear god
I thought everyone used back to front
@@andrest6698 you monster
I have never felt so much fear from reading a sentence before this comment.
@@phoeberrie for men this is less of an issue (still insanity tho), but women can and do get urinary tract infections this way, by wiping colon bacteria into their golden shower tube.
I've tried sitting, just feels wrong. I don't really stand I do a nice little crouch like an ass goblin.
The superior way, the elevated squat goblin
OMG I AM GLAD I AM NOT ALONE
SQUAT GOBLINS RISE UP!!!!
bro can i get a pic 😞
LMFAO
I was a stander up until maybe age 10, then something clicked in my brain and was like, this is fucking stupid. That’s some next level character development
lmao same
OMG ur like an anime character.
This is ur tragic anime backstory
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i literally dont even know how to sit and wipe i just stand
I was a stander until the age 23 when i watched jchlatt video about the subject (which was 2 only 2 months ago i think) and i learnt how to properly wipe sitting down which i always thought was difficult because you'll have to get your hand inside the toilet, now I'm a sitter and i feel embarrassed that some dude on the internet had to teach me and that it took this long 😭
Sitting, wiping front to back, using the seat to spread cheeks and paperfolded wipes is the best strat.
You’re cultured as fuck
Can confirm this is the top tier method, but one step above is using a wet wipe first and then folded paper so then it's clean and not wet. God tier
Facts man.
Add wet paper to that and your in the clear..
Never expected you to stoop down to such a level. Everyone sane knows the carpet slide technique is the best.
Eat your cereal
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Everyone knows the undeniable truth.
Twitter arguments are to be left alone
The thing about ass wiping is that there’s so many different criteria’s, like some of the most usual examples being the setting and quality of toilet paper but sometimes there’s more dangerous factors like contamination, and quantity of toilet paper.
Honestly. Its an art.
Contamination?
It's like being a good pitcher in baseball. You throw different pitches depending on the circumstance, not just a fastball every time, yknow?
What you do a handstand wipe when the quality of paper is low? Explain
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as a sitting wiper, I agree it is superior
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@TenLetters Where did you learn to stand while wiping? Did your parents teach you that? I'm not sure if it's just the state that I live in, but I've never met someone who stands while wiping, and I've always been curious where that phenomenon came from. It just seems so gross and inefficient
As a water hose user in an Asian country, y'all wipers are weird.
Gay
Remember this guy who was streaming accidentally revealing that he puts the toilet paper on his hand and shits on it and that's how he was taught to use a toilet by his mom and never tried shitting directly in the toilet.
that sounds awful, but he wouldn't get splashback
I hate this with a burning passion. So so so much I hate all of it
@@MrWalksindarkness plus he'd be able to admire the huge turds that you name... and have a closer attachment to them that none of us would ever have
@yes the fuck is this?
That could be the new meta
"you are literally wiping on ultra nightmare mode"
i fucking lost it
Same lmaoo
*PRO TIP:* To stop splashback, use 1 to 2 kleenex tissues and gently place them over the water, these will catch the poo as it smoothly falls into the water and you will never have to deal with a soaked asshole again. (note: this only works if you have healthy, stress-free, solid log shits)
I think sitting and wiping is generally the most common way people do it.
But I just stand anyway. It's like hardwired into my brain
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Calling you a "person" is disrespectful to actual humans
Someone should make a bot battle LOLZZZZZZZZ
I’m there with u man
I was a stander for 16 years before this whole debate thing started a few months ago. I tried sitting, and now I will never return to standing
Okay here's my take on this:
I was a standing wiper soley for about 19 years, don't ask me how or why, I just learnt that way.
I am 24 now, about 5 years ago I spent a night at my friends house after a party. We somehow got into a conversation about wiping after a dump.
Out of the 4 of us that night, we realized I was the only one who wiped standing, as soon as they told me they wiped sitting I instantly acted shocked and confused, because the idea of wiping while sitting had never crossed my mind at the time. They shuned me and outcasted me, I felt like a reject. The next day after a nice 17 minute dump I decided to give it a try since they had told me to do so for the rest of that night. As soon as I lifted my right cheek and slid that tp from front to back, I had felt like my entire life changed in that moment, My chocolate starfish was almost completly cleaned after a single wipe. Now as a long time standing wiper I can confirm it took many wipes to make sure I was clean as can be.
Over the years since learning of sit wiping I have implemented a new way. A hybrid way of wiping.
You start with sit wiping for the first few wipes, and once you are generally clean, I stand wipe by wetting a load of tp and slighty wiping enough to wet my chocolate starfish enough to then use some dry tp to make sure I am beyond clean. I do not own a Bidet, and I am someone who needs to see nothing on the tp to classify as clean.
Thank you for reading this.
It is true, standing is a refined procedure. The initial advantage sitters get can also be their downfall, its that they might end up thinking that every angle is clean after that one swig. Not knowing a crust patch is left inside the bun. Standing techniques are more difficult to master but offers the power of safety and self awareness. Continue on your wiping discipline, keep inventing techniques!
bruv, just get flushable wet wipes. wipe sitting with dry paper first, to remove the large crud, then finish up with a wetwipe, while still sitting. you can get a real SCRUBBING action going that way, your mind will be blown. its the next best thing to bidet (which i still only use AFTER first using dry wipe to remove most crud, and finish up with dry pat down after bidet). as long as you dont use septic tank anyway (flushable wipes will ruin a septic tank)
how do i unread something
It was almost a story of reform. The inner demon still remains in an arguably more twisted form, corrupting all that could be pure.
17 minute dump!? How in the world does it take you so long? 3 minute tops!
Man shitting in public stall.
Charlie: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Next would be how people shower.
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I assume the "Crouching Tiger" stance because it's the best of both worlds.
I'm crying 😂
Please, do consider going into detail about this stance and describe it to us 😂
underrated comment
It’s also the most intimidating which is a plus
Anahahahahaha how is this not a pinned comment 😂
Also I know I’m not the only one who looks at the toilet paper after to make sure it’s still white and know your done so if you’re standing it makes it easier to check compared to breaking your neck sitting down.
You can still do it sitting down. I do it. You just gotta lean a bit forward
"The human brain is super complex and advanced."
- The Human Brainㅤ
I can’t believe that everyone in Canada hoses themselves out with maple syrup instead of wiping, pretty wild
As a Canadian I can confirm that this is accurate
Pretty... sweet
Yea im canadian and its true!
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Is the ensuing ant infestation that must result a benefit to the cleaning process?
My toilet paper method is more of a hybrid. The barbarism of wadding isn’t present, but it isn’t as refined or time consuming as folding. It’s more of a roll, I wrap it around my hand and slide it off
the mummy tactic
I've wanted to pick up this technique, but my dexterity level is too low
Same, I used to wad but now i just make a little roll. Super easy and there less chance of it coming undone while your wiping
So do I
People who wad are animals
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
This has increased humanity's capacity to understand each other by tenfold
5:05 his use of the word “poopy” directly after the word “shit” 😂😂😂
It wasn't directly after, the word "and" was.
The standing wipe is as refined as any other. The step Charlie’s missing is that you have to put your leg on the counter or bathtub in order to achieve the best of spreads.
Jesus Christ 🤣
That’s not needed if you sit. Why take the time to stand and then find something to stand on when you can just sit and bend forward a little to wipe?
@@Epsilon7100 When you sit your ancestors who stood to wipe will whoosh the water at your hand when you wipe
I just walk to another room, dig the crust out and throw it in the toilet
@@oofmcoofy6769 to stand just is unnecessary. It’s obviously inferior
@@Epsilon7100 you have to stand up anyways after wiping. So it’s not adding a step it’s the same amount. Yet the proper way which I explained gives you maneuverability you don’t have while sitting. Giving you ample ability to clean even the dirtiest of shits. And you don’t have to reach around and flush with your fingers. You use your foot like a gentleman.
Front to back then side to side, dig two fingers in if you think it’ll hide.
Most will let it slide
Just get your dog to lick it out goofy
Sitting while wiping is ineffective against the toilet bandits. Standing let's you properly defend yourself.
Exactly
Same, I hate being robbed by the infamous toilet bandits whenever I'm trying to take a shit 😫
there's no hygienne discussion when there's bath, bidet and sink.
Hol up... I'm sorry, sink?
@@UpperRobin29 u dont shit on your sink???
Yeah if ur rich u have a bidet
@@Sheridan2LT bidet is cheaper than you think
@@Sheridan2LT I have a bidet in my bathroom and I'm still not rich, am I doing something wrong?
People who use Soap and Water: *is this some filth joke I'm too hygienic enough to understand?*
Uhh that doesn't make sense it is more likely that wipers have ass that smells like shit remains
YOO SAME. dawg soap water and hand is THE META if im being real with ya chief
bruh you guys should try the shower method
litterally pewds the #1 shitting master use that method
@A A M it doesn't lol
In Philippines, we call this one tool "tabo" to use for washing our arse with soap and water.
just get a bidet and you'll realize this whole conversation is pointless
But wont you have literally shit in your bidet ?
@@deleteduser84924 If you're serious, and I'm assuming you're talking about the hose or whatever of the bidet, they're retracted/hidden by default; you press a button and the hose will extend out and spray water at an angle.
Honestly, everyone should get a bidet. It's life changing. The HDI of every country would increase if they would employ mandatory bidets. We would have colonized the milky way by now if everyone used a bidet.
@@petersansgaming8783 This, but unironically.
Not everyone can afford a bidet.
This comment section is the official Battle of Armageddon the book of Revelation was talking about.
The great shit wars have started
I’m an ambiwiper. Whatever feels right in the moment I do.
…you’re too powerful to be kept alive
Shut up
is this what they call an "endangered species"?
@@moshimoshi6158 nah, its called a "sociopath"
Same depends if in the mood, definitely if im in a rush im standing but if I got nothing better to do im sitting and relaxing
Public bathrooms I avoid
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
I was casually trying to eat and I'm just sitting here listening to Charlie talk about how to wipe. I am complete now
same dude
You dont stand and eat? Weirdo.
You don't crawl and eat? Weirdo.
You don't fly and eat? Weirdo.
You don't moon walk and eat? Weirdo.
The bidet solves all of our problems. True enlightenment and world peace.
Jschlatt enjoyers: Ah shit, here we go again
Ludwig approves
Hi guys u are the best i love u all
Exactly if you don’t use water and tp your fucking disgusting
Unironically, they are really nice. Just use a little less tissue when its wipe time to get the water. Cuts down toilet paper costs.
This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment.
This is a "This is a 'truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing' moment." moment
This is a "This is a "This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment." moment." moment
This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment
This is a "truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing" moment
chain breaker!
As someone who has transitioned from a standing to a sitting wiper, sitting is far more superior
How dare you, you rapscalion you nimwad you dare oppose me good sir come have it👿
The main superior way is having a hose next to the toilet so you can wash yourself,theres no risk of leaving any shit on yourself that way
You're so brave for coming out 🙏
sitter shitter supremacy
@Joshua Lee you fool what was thus art done😳
As a Malaysian mastering in water cleansing, I'm gonna start another debate, water is more superior than paper.
You cant blast off greasy poos with Only water! You would need toilet paper for testing and final wipe down. Do you just stick a finger on your bhole and smell it to check if its clean?
@@mr.wookiesack you can use both, water initially then tissue. No residual poop and a nice clean dry bungus
@@jibbz96 Exactly this. The others in the replies clearly do not have a bidet, and if they do the psi is absolute garbage. It is very much better to use a bidet to pressure wash all the shit off your ass as opposed to dry wiping and leaving your crack all crusty. And if your ass is wet after all that then you only need a bit of tissue to dry it.
Hear me out, add soap to the water
@@devilsadvocate9208 Bidets are usually culprits in spreading a lot of bacteria. Also it certainly won't clean as large of an area as toilet paper would, not would it be a precise. I personally think bidets are disgusting but to each their own.
this means nothing to me without a wipe your ass tier list
Agreed
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I used to be a stand wiper, but once I was enlightened about sit wiping I have never gone back. It is great to see such a populous figure as Charles White, known for his acting skills, to speak out about a important topic.
"Don't wipe, let it crust" Sigma male
Octrillionaire grindset
Let it crust and then pressure wash it off
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit peel it off like a scab
Let it crust, then after a few hours just do a few squats so that the ass cheeks expands/contracts and all the crust falls.
The fact that we as a species can simultaneously reach other celestial bodies and leave our planet, yet still have to debate how best to wipe off muddy dingleberries floors me.
the race for perfection
That was a cosmic blast of reality how sad the general populace is. Lmao
Back to front is the only reasonable wipe, most efficient hand motion, you just wipe the poop in one motion, with front to back you have to first go forward & THEN back which is pure insanity. Also, people who make ball instead of folding the paper belongs in an asylum
Back to front is the only way I ever knew. But people who make the balls of toilet paper deserve death row. Folding is the only answer
Agreed, as a girl I figured out a way to do back to front without causing my 'area' any issues. Just gotta know when to stop moving forward with the wipe. It is just more comfortable.
I wipe back to front, and I'm not afraid to admit it...
I’m more of a side-to-side wiper myself, but whatever makes you happy.
um no
bro. What.
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
@@davedave3520 yeah might be better tbh but thats kinda weird
dawg.
i thought just about everybody wiped while sitting down.
Same
I thought everybody stood
It’s such a private thing, it’s not like people compare and contrast methods
I used to stand, I thought it was normal.
I still don't even believe there are people who wipe standing up. I still think they're all trolling. They have to be trolling... Right?
I am a shower wiper, no paper needed
Ese verga!!!
Just get a bidet pelo smh
@@jadenquesinberry8146 That's for lazy me, we, the shower wipers, get up and do it bear hands, no fear against the shit
@@SrPelo same bare hand supremacy
Hi pelo
Thank you Charlie, as a born sit-wiper my methods have been questioned many a times including the ones you answered today, I will be sending this video to my stand-wiper friends.
You had me at "mixed martial arts" when talking about the different ways you wipe your ass.
when the title said “don’t be mad at me” and he mentioned the wiping thing, i was scared for a moment that he was a standing wiper. i’m glad he’s not irredeemable garbage
Same, I was like "please dont be a standing wiper" lol
Well sitting is dumb not saying I agree with standing either
Sitting wipers, standing wipers, all of you are pathetic. I get on the floor and just scoot my ass on it until all the shit is gone
Only Americans use toilet paper us Asians use soap and water its much more hygienic. Think of it as washing your hands as opposed to just wiping them lmao it doesn't remove the dirt fully
as an offensive, I find this standing wiper.
The truly superior ass cleansing technique is called a “Shower”
ah yes the forbidden technique
Yes
What about in a public restroom?
@@andrex2372 shower in the sink
@@Jjb-gk4ce A true genius
Standing allows for better efficiency. Just think about it, either way your going to stand eventually so why not just skip to that step and then wash your hands. It's a faster process and nobody wants to spend more time than u need to in that situation.
What if someone wiped from left to right?
That would be real crazy.
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Oh god, oh no, pls dont tell me this is real
🙄 I do this, but also I like to wet the towels with water.
Just getting crap all over there cheeks
@@crabemane towels... you said towels
Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.
@@ohno3736 nice and we share jjba pfps
Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.
@@ir7pf282 lmao didnt even realise
@@ohno3736 lol
Uh... I hate to be that one guy, but... 4:31 I do wipe like this, yes sitting down, and yes, back to front. How do I avoid dipping my hand in the toilet water? Simple: just don't. The toilet water is not that fucking high unless you've just clogged the toilet by clumping up the toilet paper in a wad and tried to flush.
I wipe in the dangerzone going asshole to gooch, back to front.
And then there are the people who use water, the most efficient way.
The superior way. Especially those water hose gun thingy.
I can't say that it's efficient, but yes, it's much more clean and much more comfortable. The first time I learned that people don't use water to clean actual smelly, disgusting, dirty shit and use toilet paper instead I seriously almost threw up.
@@dorian4426 yeah, it's weird. If you got poop on any body part you would take a shower or wash it with soap and water, but for our butts we just use crumbly paper
@@dorian4426 I use wet wipes, so best of both worlds ?
Its optimal to use a hybrid
Imagine this was someone's first Charlie stream and their introduction was talking about sitting vs standing to wipe.
Couldn’t think of a better introduction
my second and the first was about a wasp trying to get on his hole🤣 yet I returned
I would assume that's what most twitch streamers were talking about that day
@@TheSchuyler75 Lmao. You're in for some good stuff.
"Sitting is better" "No standing is better"
Me who breaks my ribcage to fold my torso and lick my ass clean: *Peasants*
Edit: Through years of hellish training, my ribcage now heals at inhuman rates and is able to contract and fold at will. Also my ass is squeaky clean.
this just made me laugh so fucking hard since it was more then just unexpected
i wish I could give this more than a like
@@pitypride floats
I’m guessing this is why your an exiled ronin now
If this was Reddit, I'd give you platinum.
I pissed myself laughing.
standing is superior
I used to be a standing wiper. Then, one faithful day, when I was feeling open-minded, I decided to try to wiping while sitting. That was 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since then.
Amen...
You disgust me
I sometimes stand or sit. I usually stand to make sure all the poop on my buttcrack is gone.
Good man 👏
I was the same way
I think Charlie should write a book about his teachings.
Benjamin ketchup?
The Bible 2
@@thehashslingingslasher6931 I'm exited
White’s Wisdom
169 nice
People who use bidet: I don't shit like a peasant, I shit like a king.
"Holy" shit.
*Badumtss*
Bad joke ik...
Bidet Master race. Our buttholes are the cleanest.
Was about to comment something like this. Bidet your all set, just maybe one dry wipe and all done none if this leaning sitting or standing nonsense. Also its way cleaner using a bidet. You don't have to sit wiping like it's a marker or melted chocolate down there wiping over and over and over again.....blah! Bidet for life!
Amen brother. Bidets are for the upper class. Such debates like wiping direction are frivolous
I bet people who do use those are like a dog wiping their ads in public without their little squirter.
Given the context of the subject matter. I wish to know if anyone else utilises kitchen roll as toilet paper like myself. If u don’t, then I’d like to list some advantages to you.
- It’s thicker and sturdy (so you don’t finger yourself)
- It’s just a soft
- lasts longer because you only need 1-2 sheets to get the job done
- And because it lasts you longer it saves you money.
- has superior surface area
- It’s also great for wiping down surfaces
Thank you for reading.
i bet it kinda depends on what kinda paper towel tho, some of that shit is hella rough
@@efo19wire Personally I Use Plenty. I’d recommend them highly.
there are some truly deplorable people out there who don't look at the toilet paper and just wing it
My guy, you can feel exactly how much shit will be on the paper with enough experience, at that point looking is purely optional, and just a way of confirming that you were correct in your calculations.
@@BreadCancer sorry shit sensei
@@BreadCancer i don't think it is optional, it is shit after all. You can never take that chance, no matter how small.
yeah for example blind people
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The water and hand combo peoples:
PATHETIC! WE DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESS.
Eeyyyyy
living in a 3rd world country, wondering what went wrong in 1st world countries that they still wipe their butts dry...
This is why hand and water users are the superior race.
I sometimes wonder what I'll do if I ever encounter a toilet with only paper.
I've never wiped my ass with a paper my whole life.
@@noobnoob8922 That's why you should always bring wet wipes, it's way better than dry toilet paper
@@baulderos1950 Last time I didn't have access to a toilet I was comfortable with (no water, sqautting down)
My butthole shut itself for the duration of 4 days I was there and I didn't feel anything.
So I'm just counting on my anus to help me out. Which I feel like will betray me sooner or later.
I will never shake your hand. You're telling me you wipe the crap away with your own skin?
@@joelanttila7927 yeah that's how it is in some countries, I'm not comfortable too, I just end up using a lot of water with minimum touching.
I’ve wait 20 years for information like this
Used to be a stander couple of years ago, some once said try sitting and haven’t looked back. U are literally not cleaning properly if you’re standing
And then there is the most important way of wiping:
Zeke Yeager's secret technique.
If anyone inherits the beast titan, let us know the secret!
Shinzo wo Sasageyo!!
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Twitter: How do you wipe your ass?
Me: Im not a man of politics
“Oh I’m not brave enough for politics”
CIVIL WAR: Standing wipers Vs. Sitting wipers
People who squat while wiping their butt: "My goals are beyond your understanding".
Persians
I'm using every chance I get to increase my gainz
we are Separated into factions based on the way we wipe.
Imagine reading that at the beginning of a book or hearing that at the beginning of a movie
@high creative blood.. what is this
The year 2025, the human race is divided into fractions based on the way we wipe.
Sitters, Standers, Laying Downers going cheek to cheek on a quest to find the optimal way.
Even in a time of war they can all agree.
The back to fronts must be stopped.
@@DopeonaRope but secretly a higher power separated them as an experiment to exam the behavior of people when they're divided up into factions and and to see if anyone would transcend beyond the factions and become multi-technique, they are called the multi wipers
That is a book I would read
It’s not a standing wipe it’s more of a crouching wipe. Inbetween sit and stand. I wouldn’t expect you to understand Charlie I’m a man with a massive dumpie and I can’t fully sit and wipe and also can’t stand up fully to wipe. I’m inbetween
its kinda like bending over to wipe I think
Oh you're just a squat wiper, that's a technique that actually works well especially when the room of operations isn't optimal (low bowl high water level, etc.) No shame in the squat wipe.
@@jayzell3687 squat gang
@@michaelsebastian914 squat gang for life, and don't pay attention to that troll, he stands up after a full blown splatter-fest and rubs his cheeks back and forth to spread it by the looks of it.
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