Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic. 1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!" 2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!” 3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!” 4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!” 5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.” 6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally! 7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better! 8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls! 9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts! 10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers! 11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!” 12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock! 13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!” 14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!” 15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door! 17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!” 18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.” 19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!” 20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion! 21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!” 22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies! 23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!” 24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*! 25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone! 26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!" 27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!” 28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls! 29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!” 30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues. 31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!” 32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!” 33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!” 34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left! 35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.” 36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!” 37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers! 38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!” 39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!” 40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit! 41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.” 42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives? 43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets! 44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone. 45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!” 46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!” 47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap! 48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose! 49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!” 50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally! 51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*! 52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.” 53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo! 54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.” 55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left! 56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!” 57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!” 58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!” 59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved! 60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real! 61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?” 62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!” 63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!” 64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it! 65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally! 66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!” 67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!” 68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!” 69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!” 70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion! 71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!” 72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!” 73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!” 74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?” 75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter! 76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!” 77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?* 78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses. 79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!” 80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*! 81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!” 82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers! 83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!” 84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*. 85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!” 86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*! 87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way! 88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock! 89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!” 90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!” 91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah? 92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever! 93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls! 94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!” 95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!” 96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?" 97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!” 98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!” 99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!” 100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*! Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic. 1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!" 2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!” 3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!” 4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!” 5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.” 6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally! 7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better! 8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls! 9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts! 10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers! 11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!” 12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock! 13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!” 14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!” 15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door! 17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!” 18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.” 19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!” 20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion! 21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!” 22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies! 23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!” 24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*! 25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone! 26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!" 27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!” 28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls! 29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!” 30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues. 31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!” 32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!” 33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!” 34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left! 35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.” 36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!” 37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers! 38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!” 39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!” 40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit! 41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.” 42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives? 43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets! 44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone. 45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!” 46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!” 47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap! 48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose! 49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!” 50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally! 51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*! 52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.” 53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo! 54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.” 55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left! 56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!” 57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!” 58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!” 59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved! 60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real! 61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?” 62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!” 63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!” 64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it! 65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally! 66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!” 67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!” 68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!” 69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!” 70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion! 71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!” 72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!” 73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!” 74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?” 75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter! 76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!” 77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?* 78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses. 79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!” 80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*! 81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!” 82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers! 83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!” 84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*. 85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!” 86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*! 87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way! 88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock! 89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!” 90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!” 91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah? 92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever! 93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls! 94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!” 95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!” 96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?" 97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!” 98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!” 99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!” 100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*! Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
@@deebee4575 of course it's stone age. So is Christianity by the way, and by the way, Judiasim goes back further than both Christianity or Islam. Wanna talk about stone age ideology, start there!!
@@xrptrust2817 well israhell is a CRIMINAL terrorist regieme. An APARTHEID TORTURE state. Their end is near. They're leaving in droves back to the countries they came from.
Albert Einstein was against the creation of this Zionist state. He spoke out against it and saw in advance what it would become and what we are seeing today. He never lived there and never wanted to.
A lot is going on here. Paranoia is a big part of it. They're too scared to use phones, and for good reason, and now they do not even trust their pagers. They're left with messager pigeons, and you can't trust them either, lol.
@@eleanormaxwell721 oh you seem to know a lot about the history of Israel. Could you please make a quick introduction on why Israel never respected international law about occupied territories? I always wondered.
Israel did start this fight when they invaded Palestine 75 yr ago. The Europeans have invaded and colonized the holy lands for decades. The Palestinians are fighting for their homes and lands.
Coz the occupied territories are not occupied so much by Israel but are rather occupied by Arab Colonists. Israel has right to reclaim it's land from the vestiges/remnants of the Arab Empire.
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic. 1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!" 2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!” 3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!” 4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!” 5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.” 6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally! 7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better! 8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls! 9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts! 10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers! 11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!” 12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock! 13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!” 14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!” 15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door! 17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!” 18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.” 19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!” 20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion! 21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!” 22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies! 23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!” 24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*! 25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone! 26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!" 27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!” 28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls! 29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!” 30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues. 31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!” 32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!” 33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!” 34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left! 35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.” 36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!” 37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers! 38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!” 39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!” 40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit! 41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.” 42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives? 43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets! 44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone. 45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!” 46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!” 47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap! 48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose! 49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!” 50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally! 51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*! 52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.” 53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo! 54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.” 55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left! 56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!” 57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!” 58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!” 59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved! 60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real! 61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?” 62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!” 63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!” 64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it! 65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally! 66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!” 67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!” 68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!” 69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!” 70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion! 71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!” 72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!” 73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!” 74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?” 75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter! 76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!” 77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?* 78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses. 79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!” 80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*! 81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!” 82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers! 83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!” 84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*. 85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!” 86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*! 87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way! 88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock! 89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!” 90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!” 91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah? 92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever! 93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls! 94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!” 95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!” 96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?" 97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!” 98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!” 99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!” 100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*! Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
@@schadowfighter4705 it's not about sinwar this resistance is unbreakable. It would last even after we were dead and gone. Hopefully I would get to see a free Palestine in my lifetime 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic. 1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!" 2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!” 3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!” 4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!” 5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.” 6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally! 7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better! 8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls! 9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts! 10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers! 11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!” 12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock! 13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!” 14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!” 15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door! 17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!” 18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.” 19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!” 20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion! 21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!” 22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies! 23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!” 24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*! 25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone! 26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!" 27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!” 28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls! 29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!” 30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues. 31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!” 32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!” 33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!” 34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left! 35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.” 36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!” 37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers! 38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!” 39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!” 40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit! 41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.” 42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives? 43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets! 44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone. 45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!” 46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!” 47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap! 48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose! 49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!” 50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally! 51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*! 52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.” 53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo! 54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.” 55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left! 56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!” 57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!” 58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!” 59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved! 60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real! 61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?” 62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!” 63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!” 64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it! 65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally! 66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!” 67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!” 68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!” 69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!” 70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion! 71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!” 72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!” 73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!” 74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?” 75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter! 76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!” 77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?* 78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses. 79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!” 80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*! 81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!” 82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers! 83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!” 84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*. 85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!” 86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*! 87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way! 88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock! 89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!” 90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!” 91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah? 92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever! 93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls! 94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!” 95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!” 96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?" 97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!” 98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!” 99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!” 100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*! Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic. 1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!" 2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!” 3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!” 4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!” 5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.” 6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally! 7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better! 8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls! 9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts! 10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers! 11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!” 12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock! 13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!” 14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!” 15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door! 17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!” 18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.” 19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!” 20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion! 21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!” 22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies! 23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!” 24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*! 25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone! 26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!" 27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!” 28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls! 29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!” 30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues. 31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!” 32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!” 33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!” 34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left! 35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.” 36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!” 37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers! 38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!” 39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!” 40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit! 41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.” 42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives? 43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets! 44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone. 45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!” 46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!” 47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap! 48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose! 49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!” 50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally! 51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*! 52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.” 53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo! 54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.” 55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left! 56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!” 57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!” 58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!” 59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved! 60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real! 61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?” 62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!” 63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!” 64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it! 65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally! 66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!” 67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!” 68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!” 69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!” 70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion! 71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!” 72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!” 73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!” 74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?” 75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter! 76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!” 77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?* 78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses. 79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!” 80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*! 81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!” 82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers! 83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!” 84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*. 85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!” 86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*! 87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way! 88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock! 89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!” 90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!” 91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah? 92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever! 93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls! 94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!” 95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!” 96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?" 97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!” 98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!” 99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!” 100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*! Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic. 1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!" 2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!” 3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!” 4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!” 5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.” 6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally! 7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better! 8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls! 9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts! 10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers! 11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!” 12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock! 13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!” 14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!” 15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door! 17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!” 18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.” 19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!” 20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion! 21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!” 22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies! 23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!” 24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*! 25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone! 26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!" 27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!” 28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls! 29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!” 30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues. 31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!” 32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!” 33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!” 34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left! 35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.” 36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!” 37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers! 38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!” 39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!” 40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit! 41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.” 42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives? 43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets! 44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone. 45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!” 46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!” 47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap! 48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose! 49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!” 50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally! 51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*! 52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.” 53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo! 54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.” 55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left! 56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!” 57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!” 58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!” 59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved! 60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real! 61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?” 62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!” 63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!” 64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it! 65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally! 66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!” 67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!” 68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!” 69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!” 70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion! 71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!” 72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!” 73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!” 74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?” 75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter! 76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!” 77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?* 78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses. 79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!” 80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*! 81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!” 82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers! 83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!” 84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*. 85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!” 86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*! 87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way! 88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock! 89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!” 90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!” 91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah? 92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever! 93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls! 94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!” 95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!” 96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?" 97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!” 98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!” 99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!” 100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*! Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
@@aliboyaldrichabreu7798 absolutely and israel really are pushing their luck now, not surprised thousands of israelis are leaving every day, so much for converging in the holy land for the end times lol
@@Loading12368 not jews , it is zionists who r lapdogs of USA. Without USA , they can not stand a chance. see , how Netanyahu was crying when UK cancelled the fresh arms export orders.
Israel is great with techno. We saw this with Pegasus. As I keep saying Israel has its agents trained in arabic and islam and are in positions inside enemy organisations. So someone managed to talk Hezbullah into using such pagers packed with explosives that just need to be sent a set text to trigger the explosions.
This is probably the most obvious example of why self-driving cars are dangerous. Because one hacked car is hundreds of times more dangerous than a pager.
Battery cars are dangerous, as they can be hacked to overheat the battery. Internet connected cars are dangerous too, and the EU mandated internet connection since july 2024. Buying a new car is dangerous.
@@csuporj The problem with cars is not even the battery. It is that a self-driving car is a projectile with high kinetic energy, it also navigates in space and can recognize people. A million cars hacked at the same time can lead to the collapse of human civilization.
@@csuporj What if, in a city of a million, 50,000 cars started acting like an organized swarm? How many pedestrians could they kill? Would it be enough to paralyze all the hospitals, police stations, airports?
@@goodness_graciousme I hate islamic in Sweden.. moving to Jews, now, its their land to began with it and you shouldn't done serious crimes towards Jews and Samaritans, who are natives to land, for centuries and bigger in 1920s to now. Arab made it happen then they coping because they lost. Unbiased history that Arab Palestinians cause this by mistreated them causing them to fought back then rose for freedom in 1940s recreating Israel since 700 BC and first jewish nation in centuries.
Israel has no country, it's a nomadic community, who went where they could profit at someone's expense. Time the world woke up to the gypsies of the middle east.
ZIONIST OCCUPIERS don't believe in GOD ZIONISM SEEMS TO THINK IT'S A RELIGION IT'S NOT IT'S A EXTREMELY RIGHT WING IDEOLOGY NATIONALISM AND IS FASCIST ZIONISM
As long as this conflict goes on, I understand israel is not the bad guy. The proof for that is that their actions are actually successful in compare to all of the pro palestine group. Allah is definitely with the israelis.
True, real miracle! The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The God of Israel is living and powerful and He's with His only chosen nation on earth. I strongly stand with and without ceasing praying for Israel and IDF. God continue to bless, protect and fight for Israel and IDF!
@@GGKamona i said Palestinians, not Palestine. Most Palestinian in the US and Latin America are Christians because they were the first to be ethnically cleansed.
Holly Bible : Numbers 24:9 The nation is like a mighty lion; When it is sleeping, no one dares wake it. Whoever blesses Israel will be blessed, And whoever curses Israel will be cursed.”
@@onthebattlefront125 who wrote this bible, it wasn't written whilst Jesus's and the virgin mother Mary were sat helping the narrative. No!!!! It was wrote by monks and rabbis 100s of years later, and you know what these people believe is facts, when they are clearly word of mouth from 1 generation to the next..stories grow extra arms and legs, until a bet most of these statements are nonsensical and propaganda. Like the Egyptians with the pharaohs, each pharaoh was written into history with more and more propaganda added.. More and more people have woken up to the blessed bibles propaganda throughout the years. But if you believe there is a higher position for you when you depart this planet. Then good luck with that..but you will be worm food...like me and everyone around you will.
@@nwankwosampson-xk3jc 😅 such a silly childish game to play with remote controls. What did they gain from this other than proving how childish they are?
Don't cry for them Al Jazeera, we know the truth will make you so sad, with all their rockets and your reporting you kept on hoping with all your lying.
I feel sorry for AlJazeera how will they replace all their journalists?
@@timomarieshely lmao
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D**k
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They will use pagers
Israel is offering free replacement of pager for the survivors
@@Oort1900 😂 you are putting salt on their wounds!
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Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic.
1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!"
2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!”
3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!”
4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!”
5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.”
6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally!
7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better!
8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls!
9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts!
10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers!
11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!”
12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock!
13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!”
14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!”
15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door!
17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!”
18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.”
19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!”
20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion!
21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!”
22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies!
23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!”
24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*!
25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone!
26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!"
27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!”
28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls!
29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!”
30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues.
31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!”
32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!”
33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!”
34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left!
35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.”
36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!”
37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers!
38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!”
39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!”
40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit!
41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.”
42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives?
43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets!
44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone.
45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!”
46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!”
47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap!
48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose!
49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!”
50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally!
51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*!
52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.”
53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo!
54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.”
55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left!
56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!”
57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!”
58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!”
59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved!
60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real!
61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?”
62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!”
63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!”
64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it!
65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally!
66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!”
67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!”
68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!”
69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!”
70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion!
71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!”
72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!”
73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!”
74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?”
75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter!
76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!”
77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?*
78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses.
79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!”
80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*!
81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!”
82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers!
83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!”
84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*.
85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!”
86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*!
87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way!
88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock!
89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!”
90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!”
91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah?
92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever!
93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls!
94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!”
95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!”
96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?"
97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!”
98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!”
99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!”
100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*!
Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂 Why does an amabassador have a hezbollah pager?
@@facehugger3 because he is one of them
Safe to say anyone carrying one is colluding with terrorists. Smart move on many ways by Israel.
@@aliboyaldrichabreu7798 and so are many of the "civilians" they claim are being killed by Israel
I wonder ?
Mothers of Khavaran calling
Al Jazeera Reporter also wounded? 😂
Al Jazeera is one of the problem in the middle east
انشالله
😂😂😂😂😂
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic.
1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!"
2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!”
3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!”
4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!”
5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.”
6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally!
7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better!
8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls!
9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts!
10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers!
11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!”
12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock!
13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!”
14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!”
15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door!
17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!”
18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.”
19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!”
20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion!
21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!”
22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies!
23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!”
24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*!
25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone!
26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!"
27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!”
28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls!
29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!”
30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues.
31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!”
32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!”
33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!”
34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left!
35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.”
36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!”
37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers!
38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!”
39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!”
40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit!
41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.”
42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives?
43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets!
44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone.
45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!”
46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!”
47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap!
48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose!
49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!”
50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally!
51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*!
52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.”
53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo!
54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.”
55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left!
56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!”
57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!”
58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!”
59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved!
60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real!
61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?”
62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!”
63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!”
64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it!
65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally!
66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!”
67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!”
68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!”
69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!”
70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion!
71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!”
72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!”
73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!”
74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?”
75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter!
76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!”
77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?*
78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses.
79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!”
80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*!
81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!”
82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers!
83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!”
84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*.
85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!”
86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*!
87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way!
88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock!
89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!”
90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!”
91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah?
92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever!
93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls!
94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!”
95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!”
96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?"
97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!”
98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!”
99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!”
100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*!
Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
Why is that funny to you?
Al-Jazeera losing all its employees 😮😮😮😮
Because lsrael attacks journalists and civilians of course.
World should be free of apartheid and occupation don't you think so Callahan. Be fair.
@@harrycallahan6623
Sh ut up you drunkard
😂😂😂
Funny cause true
Analysis: Hezbollah dying in every part of Lebanon without a single Israeli gunshot.
Appropriators occupy
Says the 6 month old Hasbara bot. Source: Trust me bro im a paid Ziotroll.
@@F90M5 you sad bro?
@@F90M5 She is a child. Thinks only gun shot can kill you..
@@F90M5 Yeah I'm a bot too be scared 👹👺
Stone Age ideology versus modern technology.
@@deebee4575 Violence is Stone Age ideology
@@deebee4575 of course it's stone age. So is Christianity by the way, and by the way, Judiasim goes back further than both Christianity or Islam. Wanna talk about stone age ideology, start there!!
@@mikesmythe3423 The difference being, Christians and Jews never believed there were 72 goats waiting for them in heaven,
Now they will stupidly use their cellphones to communicate and expose their locations
😂😂😂
Pigeons
Bibi ...now the troll master!
Which they buyed from the same source as the pagers...
😅😅😅😅
Many Al Jazeera reporters are among the ones injured.
@@mayank8716 bbc as well?
@@UltraTrev obviously no, it was a iran-axis communication devices 😇
😂😂😂
@@UltraTrev
Sh ut up
Are you drunk?!
Crazy what the Israeli can do
sick society
@@punapeter🎻
It’s criminal. They couldn’t know where these things would explode.
@@xrptrust2817 well israhell is a CRIMINAL terrorist regieme. An APARTHEID TORTURE state. Their end is near. They're leaving in droves back to the countries they came from.
@@keepitsharp7231
Al Jazeera is in pain right now while reporting this., HAHAHAHA
no they aren’t
Are you drunk?!
zionazi
Are we watching the same news?
@@punapeter An Iranian ambassador had a terrorist organization’s pager. That is not very diplomatic, is it?
Mossad has announced that "No Chickens" were harmed in this operation .
😂😂
What to expect from a peoples whose Grandpa is Albert Einstein..
Albert Einstein was against the creation of this Zionist state. He spoke out against it and saw in advance what it would become and what we are seeing today. He never lived there and never wanted to.
@@MohimanReang-hz4zv Yes he steals teories and discovering from Genius Nicola Tesla
Jews have their own problems but based on their brains , they'll win.
@@samsmajic4399 tesla is also jew
@fuzzywuzzy0549 tesla was serb
Losing a hand or fingers in this part of the world makes you look like a thief. So maybe psychology is behind this.
A lot is going on here. Paranoia is a big part of it. They're too scared to use phones, and for good reason, and now they do not even trust their pagers. They're left with messager pigeons, and you can't trust them either, lol.
@@Gallowglass7 Mossad pigeons
@@pallasathena1369 But they lost their eggs...
And a lot of genital mutilations.
@@MrSchuetzendorf 😂😂 now what they will do with promised 72 without egg ?
the kingsman: hebrew edition
My condolences to the Al Jazeera editorial team.
😂😂😂 Israel always surprising us while Iran and Its proxies make too much noise 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂true dat true dat😂😂
@@nixondaniel1674genocidal moron
Beyond sick.....
Yeh surpising us with how they get away with genocide
Those suicide vest wearers aren’t going to want to wear the vests anymore
Jewish terrorist spotted
Those 1400 kid lovers won't be doing things with kids anymore
Hahaha
@YakrifZee yes mohammed married her when she was 6, how is yr little caliphate doing 😂😂😂😂
@@YakrifZee You talking about jews?
Israel did not start this fight. If you grab the tail of the tiger, at the other end are the teeth.
@@eleanormaxwell721 oh you seem to know a lot about the history of Israel. Could you please make a quick introduction on why Israel never respected international law about occupied territories? I always wondered.
Israel did start this fight when they invaded Palestine 75 yr ago. The Europeans have invaded and colonized the holy lands for decades. The Palestinians are fighting for their homes and lands.
@@reptilestudios433 Could you cite the law?
@@sauronthegreat5799 3000 years of history, documented and proved in archaeology against 72 years of lies.
Coz the occupied territories are not occupied so much by Israel but are rather occupied by Arab Colonists. Israel has right to reclaim it's land from the vestiges/remnants of the Arab Empire.
Free Lebanon from iran
Also Free UK from islam.
Tommy Robinson ❤
The Israelis are geniuses
Israel does things which no one can do.
Jewish brain blessed by God Almighty
0.2% of the world's population, 22% of all Nobel prize recipients.
Meanwhile the Arabs 🤐🤐
@@jabotniskyabraham4766 delusional 😂😂😂😂
@@jabotniskyabraham4766 blessed by the synagogue of satan.. lets get it right shall we
They blessed with brains and a tiny country while Arabs is blessed with huge land and wealth but still not happy
Hezbollah lost cohones...literally
The clock ticks Sinwar. Or, your phone ticks, please answer it. Israel is calling.
Yeah right so goes with satanyahoo. Has he got out of his bunker yet????
Träum weiter!!!
Auch wenn, als ob das die Hamas brechen würde!
Du hast Gott vergessen!!
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic.
1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!"
2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!”
3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!”
4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!”
5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.”
6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally!
7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better!
8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls!
9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts!
10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers!
11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!”
12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock!
13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!”
14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!”
15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door!
17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!”
18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.”
19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!”
20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion!
21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!”
22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies!
23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!”
24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*!
25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone!
26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!"
27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!”
28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls!
29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!”
30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues.
31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!”
32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!”
33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!”
34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left!
35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.”
36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!”
37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers!
38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!”
39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!”
40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit!
41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.”
42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives?
43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets!
44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone.
45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!”
46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!”
47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap!
48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose!
49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!”
50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally!
51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*!
52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.”
53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo!
54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.”
55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left!
56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!”
57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!”
58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!”
59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved!
60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real!
61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?”
62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!”
63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!”
64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it!
65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally!
66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!”
67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!”
68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!”
69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!”
70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion!
71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!”
72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!”
73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!”
74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?”
75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter!
76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!”
77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?*
78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses.
79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!”
80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*!
81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!”
82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers!
83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!”
84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*.
85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!”
86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*!
87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way!
88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock!
89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!”
90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!”
91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah?
92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever!
93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls!
94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!”
95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!”
96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?"
97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!”
98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!”
99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!”
100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*!
Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
Sinwar is just a living corpse walking. He just prolongs the inevitable.
@@schadowfighter4705 it's not about sinwar this resistance is unbreakable. It would last even after we were dead and gone. Hopefully I would get to see a free Palestine in my lifetime 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Pay your phone bill on time
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@@nancyo6342
People died and you are making a joke?! SICK IDIOT! WHY DOESN'T YOU&TUBE SUSPEND YOU?!!!
How did the Mossad pull this off??
@@TheOneAndOnly61300 More skilled people and far superior technology. That’s what focusing on economics gets you
0.2% of the world's population, 22% of all Nobel prize recipients.
Meanwhile the Arabs 🤐🤐
@@TheOneAndOnly61300 probably sold them the pagers
Not only how they hacked but how they manage to make it to explode?
They know their cyber hh
All terrorists will have no place to hide
@@LwangaAli-n2u Israel too
If children are terrorists than you have no place on this earth pal
Neither is Israel 😅😅😅😅
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@@LwangaAli-n2u kids are terrorists ?
How many AlJezzera members and UN were hurt while wearing them
They will keep that number hidden
Sh ut up you Zionist drunkard
press and journalists from big media companies likely carry phones, not pagers.
@theyearis1706 if they are connected to terrorists, then they'll have that pager.
@@theyearis1706 unless if they actually cooperate with hezballa, just like happens is gaza.
am here to see how Al Jazeera mourn😂😂😂
Are you drunk?!
Do you know what the Talmud says about black people?
Huyu nugu ni mkisii mkenya @Nyakundi
Same here man. You can see their reporters wearing long faces
Same
The trendy expression today in Lebanon: "Where are my balls?"
😅😅
mental...🤮
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic.
1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!"
2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!”
3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!”
4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!”
5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.”
6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally!
7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better!
8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls!
9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts!
10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers!
11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!”
12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock!
13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!”
14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!”
15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door!
17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!”
18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.”
19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!”
20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion!
21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!”
22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies!
23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!”
24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*!
25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone!
26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!"
27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!”
28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls!
29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!”
30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues.
31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!”
32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!”
33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!”
34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left!
35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.”
36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!”
37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers!
38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!”
39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!”
40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit!
41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.”
42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives?
43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets!
44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone.
45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!”
46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!”
47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap!
48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose!
49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!”
50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally!
51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*!
52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.”
53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo!
54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.”
55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left!
56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!”
57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!”
58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!”
59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved!
60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real!
61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?”
62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!”
63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!”
64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it!
65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally!
66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!”
67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!”
68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!”
69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!”
70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion!
71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!”
72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!”
73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!”
74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?”
75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter!
76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!”
77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?*
78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses.
79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!”
80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*!
81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!”
82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers!
83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!”
84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*.
85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!”
86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*!
87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way!
88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock!
89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!”
90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!”
91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah?
92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever!
93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls!
94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!”
95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!”
96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?"
97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!”
98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!”
99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!”
100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*!
Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
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Dogs may bark, Lion walks alone 🦁
Israel may be supported to commit crimes against humanity thanks to people like you
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Israel🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 genius.. 🎉🎉🎉
Ful sapport saar
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@@lb8965Muslim: I got no boll Yaallaah 😢
Don't mess with Israel.
@@punapeter calling Israel troll when your profile pic is of the united states? Serious lol
@@deantroy5936 get your eyes checked troll, those aren't stars on my flag.
@@deantroy5936 So?
If you order your pager from mossad 😂
Or alibaba?
Cheap Chinese products
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic.
1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!"
2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!”
3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!”
4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!”
5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.”
6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally!
7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better!
8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls!
9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts!
10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers!
11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!”
12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock!
13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!”
14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!”
15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door!
17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!”
18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.”
19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!”
20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion!
21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!”
22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies!
23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!”
24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*!
25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone!
26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!"
27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!”
28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls!
29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!”
30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues.
31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!”
32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!”
33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!”
34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left!
35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.”
36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!”
37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers!
38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!”
39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!”
40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit!
41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.”
42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives?
43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets!
44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone.
45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!”
46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!”
47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap!
48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose!
49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!”
50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally!
51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*!
52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.”
53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo!
54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.”
55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left!
56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!”
57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!”
58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!”
59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved!
60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real!
61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?”
62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!”
63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!”
64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it!
65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally!
66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!”
67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!”
68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!”
69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!”
70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion!
71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!”
72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!”
73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!”
74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?”
75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter!
76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!”
77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?*
78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses.
79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!”
80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*!
81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!”
82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers!
83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!”
84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*.
85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!”
86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*!
87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way!
88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock!
89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!”
90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!”
91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah?
92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever!
93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls!
94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!”
95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!”
96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?"
97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!”
98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!”
99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!”
100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*!
Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
They were produced in Taiwan through an Israel company in Hungary---- according to ABC
GOD BLESS ISRAEL AND JEWS
Sure! Here’s a list of jokes inspired by your original style. I’ll keep the humorous tone while respecting sensitivity to the topic.
1. Did you hear about Hezbollah's new safety guidelines? "Always check your pager before your pulse!"
2. The new Hezbollah recruitment ad: “Join us, we’ll teach you how to lose your balls and keep your pride!”
3. Looks like Hezbollah's new motto is “We’re all ears… well, part of us is!”
4. After the explosion, Hezbollah’s motto should be “Less is more… the more you lose, the lighter you float!”
5. I heard Hezbollah is starting a self-help group: “Ball-less but Bold.”
6. When Hezbollah's pagers blew up, it sent shockwaves across the region… literally!
7. Hezbollah is now officially in the game of “Hide and Seek”-but their hiding spots just got a whole lot better!
8. Hezbollah should consider a career change to beekeeping; they've already mastered the art of “buzzing” without their balls!
9. It’s hard to plan a surprise attack when half your team is in shock… and missing parts!
10. Hezbollah might want to invest in noise-canceling headphones; too much static from those exploding pagers!
11. Newsflash: Hezbollah is now offering guided tours-“Experience the caves of the ball-less brigade!”
12. After that explosion, Hezbollah’s secret weapon seems to be “shock and awe”… mostly shock!
13. The new Hezbollah slogan: “No balls? No problem! We prefer to operate in silence!”
14. Looks like Hezbollah has to rethink their strategy… “All bark, no bite, and definitely no balls!”
15. Hezbollah just launched a new line of merchandise: “I survived the pager explosion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!”
16. They say communication is key, but Hezbollah seems to have lost the key… and the door!
17. Hezbollah’s training manual just got updated: “How to stay solid when things get explosive!”
18. Heard Hezbollah is writing a new book: “Men Without Balls: A Cautionary Tale.”
19. Hezbollah’s new slogan is “We came, we saw, we lost our balls!”
20. They say laughter is the best medicine; I guess Hezbollah could use some after that last explosion!
21. I think Hezbollah should update their tagline: “The Middle East's most *explosive* fails!”
22. Looks like Hezbollah needs a hearing aid after that blast; they’re missing a few frequencies!
23. Hezbollah just launched their new podcast: “Ball-less After Dark!”
24. The new secret weapon of Hezbollah: *self-destructing pagers*!
25. Hezbollah has now officially entered the “no balls allowed” zone!
26. I wonder if Hezbollah will start offering therapy sessions called “Finding Your Inner Balls!"
27. Hezbollah’s new flavor of ice cream: “Cherry Explosions!”
28. Good news: Hezbollah is hiring! Bad news: You might leave with fewer balls!
29. Hezbollah should start a new trend: “The Great Ball Recovery Campaign!”
30. I heard they’re considering a career in space travel to escape their *grounded* issues.
31. Hezbollah’s combat strategy now includes “strategic running away!”
32. Every time Hezbollah checks their pagers, they remember: “One more blow, and it’s curtains!”
33. Hezbollah's motto now: “When life gives you explosions, make sure you have a plan B!”
34. It’s not about how many fighters you have, but how many balls you have left!
35. I think they should rename their headquarters to “The Land of the Lost Balls.”
36. Hezbollah’s new workout routine: “Explosive Cardio!”
37. Hezbollah’s survival plan includes *running* and throwing away their pagers!
38. Word on the street is Hezbollah is starting a new diet plan: “Lose your balls… and a few pounds!”
39. Hezbollah’s new marketing strategy is “Just blow it up!”
40. I’m guessing they won’t be using pagers any time soon… talk about an explosive exit!
41. Hezbollah’s upcoming documentary: “Where All the Balls Went.”
42. Hezbollah could really benefit from some communication upgrades-how about *not* using explosives?
43. The best defense? Not having your balls blown off by your own gadgets!
44. Hezbollah is now officially a “No Stress, No Balls” zone.
45. It wouldn’t surprise me if Hezbollah invented a new game: “Ball-less Bingo!”
46. Hezbollah’s new mission: “Finding the Lost Balls of the Middle East!”
47. I’m guessing Hezbollah will rethink their gadget choices after this mishap!
48. They say laughter is the best medicine; maybe Hezbollah is in need of a dose!
49. Hezbollah’s new battle cry: “For honor, and what’s left of our balls!”
50. I hear Hezbollah is now *transparent* about their problems-literally!
51. They say every cloud has a silver lining; apparently, Hezbollah's is just a *scattered debris*!
52. Hezbollah might want to consider renaming their unit to “The League of Extraordinary No-Balls.”
53. Communication should never be explosive, but it seems Hezbollah missed that memo!
54. Hezbollah in the kitchen: “No meatballs left, just chunks of despair.”
55. They might change their headgear to helmets; gotta protect what’s left!
56. Hezbollah on a date: “I used to have balls, but they’re somewhere out there… floating!”
57. I’m sure Hezbollah will look back on this incident and think, “what a blast!”
58. Hezbollah could offer tours of their “Explosive Experience Zones!”
59. Looks like Hezbollah’s strategy is to “soften the blow”-for everyone involved!
60. I guess Hezbollah needs to update their battle plans… the *ball-less dilemma* is real!
61. Hezbollah just released a new game called “Guess Who’s Missing Their Balls?”
62. Hezbollah’s new book club selection: “The Art of Letting Go… of Your Balls!”
63. Rumor has it Hezbollah's new diet consists of “Less is more… because less is all they have!”
64. I wonder if there’s a hotline for lost balls… Hezbollah could use it!
65. It seems like Hezbollah’s communication is now *out of reach*-literally!
66. I’d love to see Hezbollah’s new dance move: “The Ball-less Bounce!”
67. I hear Hezbollah is considering a new show: “Survivor: The Ball-less Edition!”
68. The new resolution for Hezbollah: “No more explosive communications!”
69. Hezbollah’s new PR campaign: “Let’s talk about our ball-less issues!”
70. I guess Hezbollah should’ve taken the batteries out before the explosion!
71. Hezbollah's motto: “We may be down, but we’ve got heart… and what remains of our balls!”
72. Can’t believe Hezbollah is now teaching a seminar on “How to Lose Your Balls and Your Peace!”
73. I hear Hezbollah is hosting a panel discussion: “Living with Less-A Ball-less Life!”
74. The new goal of Hezbollah: “Finders keepers, losers weepers-where are our balls?”
75. Hezbollah might want to patent that explosive pager; it's quite the conversation starter!
76. After that explosion, Hezbollah is rethinking their motto: “More is not always better!”
77. Hezbollah’s new interest: *soul searching or ball searching?*
78. I hear Hezbollah is now offering meditation classes to deal with their losses.
79. Hezbollah has decided on a new strategy: “Less technology, more sanity!”
80. It seems the only thing Hezbollah can rely on now is *their imagination*!
81. Hezbollah’s next big hit: “The Ball-less Blues!”
82. I really think Hezbollah needs a group hug… or just a new set of pagers!
83. The new trend in Hezbollah: “Bald is the new beautiful… ‘cause we lost our balls!”
84. I wonder how long it’ll take Hezbollah to find their *missing pieces*.
85. Hezbollah's motto in the face of adversity: “Laughter is the best response!”
86. I guess Hezbollah is making changes to their *balance sheet*!
87. It's hard to stand tall when you’ve lost your balls… Hezbollah learned that the hard way!
88. They say communication is the key; Hezbollah just threw away the lock!
89. I heard they’re opening a new fitness center called “Ball-less Boot Camp!”
90. Hezbollah’s motto now: “Bigger explosions, smaller problems!”
91. I wonder if there’s support for *ball-less individuals* in Hezbollah?
92. “Lost and Found” in Hezbollah just had its busiest day ever!
93. Hezbollah is definitely in a *tight spot*-and not just because they lost their balls!
94. I can see the next meeting now: “How to avoid premature explosions!”
95. The new Hezbollah motto: “Here’s to hoping for a *non-explosive* future!”
96. Hezbollah’s favorite game: "Where's Pagers?"
97. The new motto for Hezbollah: “We don’t need no stinking pagers!”
98. I guess their new motto is: “It’s not the size of the team, but what’s left of it!”
99. Hezbollah is now a proud member of the “Ball-less Brotherhood!”
100. Hezbollah will rise again, hopefully with more communication and fewer *explosions*!
Feel free to share or modify these as you like! Just bear in mind the context and audience when sharing these types of jokes.
Leave Israel alone. Let them live in peace
Israel must leave alone Palestinian people, Israel is s terrorist state
What? Israel is the aggressor here...why can't they let other people live in peace ?
@@patroney2438 You are really blind, you seem like a good person, just misinformed.
@@patroney2438 are you really such an idiot? Israel didn't start this war.... wth is wrong with you people
@@patroney2438 Israel is the aggressor?
When you play with fire, you burn your hands
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Paging all violent appropriators … please report to the devil now
@@aliboyaldrichabreu7798 absolutely and israel really are pushing their luck now, not surprised thousands of israelis are leaving every day, so much for converging in the holy land for the end times lol
Your balls
What about all the innocent people hurt and killed? Israel is going to push people too far.
This is amazing Israel doesn’t play
A mosquito wants to fight a cyberspace superpower. 🤦♂
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@@nixondaniel1674при чем евреи это американцы
@@Loading12368 not jews , it is zionists who r lapdogs of USA. Without USA , they can not stand a chance.
see , how Netanyahu was crying when UK cancelled the fresh arms export orders.
@@Loading12368Christians and jews together in the Bible and in the physical realm. The name Jerusalem has the USA in it. God is good.
@@DvanteDealmeida-b9xChristians don't support murder
God is with the people of Israel.
Let's get real.
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Then where is God in 2006?
This is an open war with mockery.
@@mt6611 ... compared to mortor and rockets that terrorize civilians?
@@mt6611 That's what you live for , so now you got it !
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Israel is great with techno. We saw this with Pegasus. As I keep saying Israel has its agents trained in arabic and islam and are in positions inside enemy organisations. So someone managed to talk Hezbullah into using such pagers packed with explosives that just need to be sent a set text to trigger the explosions.
Pegasus did not see the october attack preparation?
@@csuporj Pegasus is in the mobile to spy and send location signals. Lock out phone, no spy.
Israel isnt great but they give money to buy Americans and Europeans, these two people working like dogs for isrsel
@@csuporjmay be they allowed Hamas to invade Israel , later planned them to wipe them off along with Gaza. Who knows.?
Islam armies are really ridiculous😂😂😂
This religion is sooo bad!! Full of lies!
@@Bolo-nr5nq 7th century vs 21st century 😂
Condolences for Al Jazeera for their loss
@@AntaoMeneses 😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Don't try to mess with Israel 🇮🇱🦁
@@prashantapal5055 you mean the toilet paper nation that's a real piece of 💩!?!
😂😂 isnotreal= 💩💩💩💩
Israel is unstoppable - Iran is nervous
Unstoppable? Do you mean they just failed in 2006?
@@tiglishnobody8750 Sure they did...who is the one that never leaves his Bunker? 🤣
@@LiorTobias Who is the one who killed hundred of civilians just to get one militant
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Please answer your phone Israel would like to speak with you. Israel has spoken.
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The person who thought of this is a Genius.
where is "sister from yemen"? lol
@@pittuk6500 She's busy with her OnlyFans.
😂😂🤣 She's enjoying the recent donation she received, at a beach resort in Qatar.
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Israel are next level straight of a James Bond Movie scene Glad America are Allies with Israel & we support Israel
1.5 million Christian Armenians crucified and death marched
What's that got to do with the price of soup?
This is probably the most obvious example of why self-driving cars are dangerous. Because one hacked car is hundreds of times more dangerous than a pager.
Battery cars are dangerous, as they can be hacked to overheat the battery. Internet connected cars are dangerous too, and the EU mandated internet connection since july 2024. Buying a new car is dangerous.
@@csuporj The problem with cars is not even the battery. It is that a self-driving car is a projectile with high kinetic energy, it also navigates in space and can recognize people. A million cars hacked at the same time can lead to the collapse of human civilization.
@@Смотрительютуба Yeah, the mandatory safety features since july 2024 can get you into other cars or into the fence, if hacked.
@@csuporj What if, in a city of a million, 50,000 cars started acting like an organized swarm? How many pedestrians could they kill? Would it be enough to paralyze all the hospitals, police stations, airports?
Check out the movie "Leave The World Behind" scene "cars" with Julia Roberts. So scary!
now thousands are tagged for assignation from israreal . FVck around a find out .....
Israel turned Hezbollah into GayBullah 😂
"Where's my balls" Trending in Lebanon rn
Israel never mess with. I admire Israel from Sweden.
Åk dit då , din dåre . Vi klarar oss fint utan folkmords anhängare!
And you can take that to the bank.
Maybe take Israelis to be part of Sweden since you love them so much while the rest of the world can sleep in peace, lol
@@goodness_graciousme I hate islamic in Sweden.. moving to Jews, now, its their land to began with it and you shouldn't done serious crimes towards Jews and Samaritans, who are natives to land, for centuries and bigger in 1920s to now. Arab made it happen then they coping because they lost. Unbiased history that Arab Palestinians cause this by mistreated them causing them to fought back then rose for freedom in 1940s recreating Israel since 700 BC and first jewish nation in centuries.
The israelis are supersmart
ehehehe.... pagers had instructions on them: "carry in a front pocket at all times" lol
Oof. I was actually wondering how many have been suddenly castrated.
Bet they will think twice before grabbing another pager.
Or buying a battery car. Or a new car.
Or answering a phone call
Another News: Al Jazeera suddenly huge short of staff and management
a good example of how education and science reflext the battlefield
i want to know how many UN agents now have similar injurys, or democrats for that matter.
Never mess with people defending their ancestral land
U mean Palestinians right
@@irfannawas5878How are they defending Saudi Arabia ?
Israel has no country, it's a nomadic community, who went where they could profit at someone's expense.
Time the world woke up to the gypsies of the middle east.
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Joke
Obadiah 1:4
Though you ascend as high as the eagle,
And though you set your nest among the stars,
From there I will bring you down,” says the Lord.
Repeat after me: ISRAEL IS TECHNOLOGY SUPER POWER!!!! DON'T F WITH THEM😠😠
Yet still lost in 2006?
7th century vs 21st century
Lmao
Justice ⚖️ God is for Israel
Congratulations Mosad 🎉
I have laughed all the way across all the news sites.
Bravo Israel 🫶
The Mossad is a pro squad playing with amateurs
israelis are the people of god the true god stop messing with them
ZIONIST OCCUPIERS don't believe in GOD ZIONISM SEEMS TO THINK IT'S A RELIGION IT'S NOT IT'S A EXTREMELY RIGHT WING IDEOLOGY NATIONALISM AND IS FASCIST ZIONISM
War between Intelligence vs Idiots
Confused Al-Jazeera side
We love you Israel. ماشالله ماشالله، باریکالله
Copy paste working for you 😂
As long as this conflict goes on,
I understand israel is not the bad guy.
The proof for that is that their actions are actually successful in compare to all of the pro palestine group.
Allah is definitely with the israelis.
Moral of the Story: Never Mess with ISRAEL 🇮🇱
How cold, how far does Israel have to go before people see how evil they are? A lot of innocent people and children were hurt or killed.
Any Al Jazeera journalist injured from Hizbul pagers
Back off . Loud and clear warning . ! 💯
DON'T JOKE WITH ISRAEL, JESUS WAS BORN THERE, WE PRAY FOR JERUSALEM
True, real miracle! The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. The God of Israel is living and powerful and He's with His only chosen nation on earth.
I strongly stand with and without ceasing praying for Israel and IDF. God continue to bless, protect and fight for Israel and IDF!
Never under estimate the IDF
Everyone clap your hands. Stand strong against the Muslim world!
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Palestinian are 15% Christians and Lebanon is 50% Christian.
@@soulsmouls And terrorists are 100% scumbags.
@@soulsmouls Buit in Gaza only one percent of the population is Christian as the rest were driven out.
@@GGKamona i said Palestinians, not Palestine. Most Palestinian in the US and Latin America are Christians because they were the first to be ethnically cleansed.
57 countries is in pain.😭😭😭
The real question that still stands is….How many Al Jazeera male employees still retain testikles ?
Hez bolls ah're gone.
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But isreal hasn't claimed it....😂. And Aljazera already calling out Israel* what if its a technical error by Aljezera technical team🎉
Israel still hasn't claimed the Embassy bombing dawg. Just cause you're dumb doesn't mean everyone else is.
Israel são pior Assassinos😂😂😂😂
Al Jazeera is a propoganda channel for all the terrorist in the middle east
They still haven't claimed the Embassy bombing... -_-
@@SincerelyYoursAK74 There was no Embassy bombing.
Unless you talk about the Israel embassy bombed in Argentina by Iranian agents.
The pager send you to your maker!
‼️9 Death and +2750 wounded..
Lebonan, Ministry of Health,calls all doctors and Bld.Donaters...
Yall are terrorists, f$uck you
Fear Israel, leave israel alone
Shame on you
You have no idea what you are talking about!
@@yhamilajojo8847shame on you for supporting terrorism not anti terrorist nation israel
@@yhamilajojo8847no Islamist shame on you , what fone are you using ?
Idiot
Holly Bible :
Numbers 24:9
The nation is like a mighty lion;
When it is sleeping, no one dares wake it.
Whoever blesses Israel will be blessed,
And whoever curses Israel will be cursed.”
Hahaha, the bible a work of science fiction... lpl
@@djmartin5240100 percent 😂
@@SenatorAgrapa Amen
Revelation 3:9
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie
@@onthebattlefront125 who wrote this bible, it wasn't written whilst Jesus's and the virgin mother Mary were sat helping the narrative.
No!!!!
It was wrote by monks and rabbis 100s of years later, and you know what these people believe is facts, when they are clearly word of mouth from 1 generation to the next..stories grow extra arms and legs, until a bet most of these statements are nonsensical and propaganda.
Like the Egyptians with the pharaohs, each pharaoh was written into history with more and more propaganda added..
More and more people have woken up to the blessed bibles propaganda throughout the years.
But if you believe there is a higher position for you when you depart this planet. Then good luck with that..but you will be worm food...like me and everyone around you will.
You people thought that Israel is disunited and can't crush Hezbollah, oops you made a mistake
@@nwankwosampson-xk3jc 😅 such a silly childish game to play with remote controls. What did they gain from this other than proving how childish they are?
Allah hands 🙌
Not fair !!!
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@@ers5802 genocidal lunatic people
@@nwankwosampson-xk3jc you people think you are chosen by God when you are of the synagogue of satan, you cant get more deluded than that
Taiwan: we are the ally of the USA. And you still buy pagers from us….it’s not our fault…
Incoming text Shabbat shalom 💣
nobody likes Israel.
Qatar.... Is crying😢
Aljezera journalist also injured 😂😂😂
When your wireless service provider is named '72 Virgins Mobile'
This incidents is a show and foretaste of the reality coming upon Lebanon if this confrontation results to a full blown war with Israel.
This isnt even a snippet, the restraint shown in Gaza will not be shown in Lebanon.
Don't cry for them Al Jazeera, we know the truth will make you so sad, with all their rockets and your reporting you kept on hoping with all your lying.
Al Jazeera lost their journalists... 😢
G-d has picked a side.
You think pathetic people operating technology has anything to do with God?
hilarious, imagine attributing a technological tool to a deity
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Certainly pathetic people use pagers…
@@EsutM pay attention.
Much more than pagers at play…