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  • Today we take a brisk flight in a tip-top-tier MiG Jet fighter! Bravo!
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  • @Nogu3
    @Nogu3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "Farther back then a British field Marshall at the Somme" XD mate you killed me with that

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Redgum Good ol' Squire prides himself on historical accuracy.

    • @terracroft2239
      @terracroft2239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok the last thing you want is a mig on your tail

    • @SKY_7766
      @SKY_7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redgum you did not die just say hahahahaha instead of XD and stay you crakes me up instead of you killed more or I’m dieing little kid

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SKY_7766 You're pissing into a tidal wave there, bud.....

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I must protest Sir. A Field Marshal would never be that close to the smelly Hun, Sir. And if you people keep up with that attitude you´ll find yourself in a ship back to Blighty faster than a German on Sauerkraut Day at his dinner table.

  • @LoenDebr
    @LoenDebr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "more cannons than Napoleon's right flank"
    "I think we got him, there's bits of him going into orbit"
    xD this is why i'm subbed, Sir Squire!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Phoenix Tunes Haha! Glad you enjoyed the show, mate!

    • @suntzu3905
      @suntzu3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      someone respond to this in 4 years

    • @Thecodytree
      @Thecodytree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@suntzu3905 no

    • @junoex7449
      @junoex7449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Thecodytree k

    • @ayaanqureshi8444
      @ayaanqureshi8444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Done

  • @andrewp.8278
    @andrewp.8278 8 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "As high as a Dutch astronaut"
    I have to remember that

    • @Chocoladeknetter
      @Chocoladeknetter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In dutch

    • @cody-killer1079
      @cody-killer1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im also Dutch

    • @Aleks_493
      @Aleks_493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am belgium

    • @Aleks_493
      @Aleks_493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am the black sheep

    • @cromwell4029
      @cromwell4029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s no way squire was able to come up with that on the top of his head, if so I will applaud him XD

  • @user-dr7ki3fd8v
    @user-dr7ki3fd8v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Hey! We DID pay for the engines!!! Years after the cold war we paid for all 40 engines. We had thousands of copies though...

    • @dreamtree1510
      @dreamtree1510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Андрей Ромашов He was just making a joke :) He does it to every nation.

    • @user-dr7ki3fd8v
      @user-dr7ki3fd8v 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Henry McDaniel I know i was joking too:D

    • @101bluedrop
      @101bluedrop 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Андрей Ромашов *slavic squatting*

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least you guys payed for it...

    • @eraofgaming1721
      @eraofgaming1721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Андрей Ромашов didnt pay when you shouldve tho

  • @jaxeel3627
    @jaxeel3627 8 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "High as a Dutch astronaut" hahahahahahah

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +JAxeel :)

    • @timmetjetum
      @timmetjetum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL ikt

    • @timmetjetum
      @timmetjetum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tim van Uden ikr*

    • @Noah04922
      @Noah04922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get the joke explain it plz

    • @phlyislyfe8130
      @phlyislyfe8130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Noah Schulte weed is legal in the netherlands,so the astronauts is high

  • @tmaxx5758
    @tmaxx5758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "playing with my stick quite vigorously" lol.. that what she said

    • @johnbutler7233
      @johnbutler7233 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why would she be playing with "her" stick quite vigorously? hahaha

    • @stews407
      @stews407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +John Butler she's genderless

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch out, chaps! We've got a Canadian in our ranks!

    • @officerhughdowning1711
      @officerhughdowning1711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh bugger a Canadian!

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnbutler7233 because it has batteries and makes as buzzy noise

  • @MagzGTV
    @MagzGTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Fantastic *Cough* carrier landing there Squire! I must say your repair crew skill must be incredibly high, All your damage simply vanished before you even touched down.
    Great vid mate.

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    What a beautiful video if i do say so, a yaktastic display indead

    • @fordfokas9230
      @fordfokas9230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs Shrek is love, Shrek is life

    • @Videogame-Matt
      @Videogame-Matt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He did not credit you for the title

    • @braydendomanick1053
      @braydendomanick1053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just came from your video even though ive been subbed to you both for a while 😂

    • @HenryOfSkalitz7786
      @HenryOfSkalitz7786 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait a minute... I know you!

    • @classongrass8484
      @classongrass8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Communist Propaganda wait a minute I know you aswell

  • @jessebruner398
    @jessebruner398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Dispatch a like via carrier pigeon"
    ...
    "And I shall eat it. Cheerio!"

    • @nobodyimportant9127
      @nobodyimportant9127 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      With 10,000 men being killed a day who's gona miss a pigeon?

  • @jianng7795
    @jianng7795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    British is now the new bias of Gaijin....

    • @NarcassiticGamer
      @NarcassiticGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I still have ptsd with trying to kill crusader tanks

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're shitting me right? 5.0 Brits and above are USELESS thanks to the mighty wisdom of Gaijin!

    • @jianng7795
      @jianng7795 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wellingtons - Now the Best machine for a gentleman's duel!

    • @jayson3266
      @jayson3266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +FireWarrior2013 Tis only good old fashion banter lad!

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jayson Walden I hope so, had me worried there.

  • @kimfucku8074
    @kimfucku8074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:52 "..and as such has all the turning grace of a concrete pillbox, relying mostly on continental shift..." -Squire, 2016. Thank you for that!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Capitano Americo My pleasure!

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:16-11:34 Quite possibly Squire's funniest collection of lines to date.

  • @Evan-ef7tk
    @Evan-ef7tk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Me: Sees "1" next to Squire's subscription. *Loads service revolver, shoots monitor six times*. IT'S AS FAULTY AS BASIL FAWLTY'S HOTEL, AN UPLOAD? FROM SQUIRE? IMPOSSIBLE SIR.

  • @leftcoaster67
    @leftcoaster67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What sickens me, is they gave the Russians these jet designs. But when Avro built the Jetliner in Canada. They wanted to use Rolls Royce Avon engines, and said it wasn't going to be certified for civilian use, so they had to use Derwent engines instead. What did De Havilland use in Comet's Mark 2-4? Rolls Royce Avons!

    • @themarkedone715
      @themarkedone715 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +leftcoaster67 Wow

    • @gideonokun5538
      @gideonokun5538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Forget about the avon, use the Siddley Saphire!

    • @dalsosegno
      @dalsosegno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@psychosculptor wat

  • @robskipworth3526
    @robskipworth3526 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Squire! I demand you fly the Sea Fury, or I will disrupt your tea supply!
    Thank you for your consideration,
    The Fleet Air Arm.

  • @anthonychojvang
    @anthonychojvang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    How does Squire come up with this stuff? More cannons than Napoleans right flank? Can't make this stuff up

  • @johnwilksbooth7462
    @johnwilksbooth7462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Nigel thornberry is a good pilot

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +Gage Sharber SMASHING!

    • @officerbanjo4916
      @officerbanjo4916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Squire Exactly my good sir

    • @shlevbomb2356
      @shlevbomb2356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Squire will you be playing a bloody good game aka battlefield 1

    • @alxyt8480
      @alxyt8480 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      could you do some more verdun gameplay pls

    • @origamimaster8739
      @origamimaster8739 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gage Sharber e

  • @Kobalt47
    @Kobalt47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You've parked your car down lunatic drive squire

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Nathan Kline Haha! Bugger!

    • @theminipetabyte4610
      @theminipetabyte4610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Squire You've parked you car in the French Channel,

  • @jon-pauluriarte4680
    @jon-pauluriarte4680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss vids like this where Squire actually plays war thunder instead of doing sketches

  • @mikebarktic7416
    @mikebarktic7416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "& finally the wings, that're sat further back than a British Field Marshall at the Battle of the Somme" - very good. Sub'ed on that.

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Great video Squire! I see you have been at the idea notebook again writing fantastic lines with sublime humor and precise confabulation. Good to see your alive as well!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ash007 Glad you enjoyed it, Ash! We should catch up at some point, it's been a long time!

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash Haig made the title joke.

  • @EPR2514
    @EPR2514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The wings, that are sat further back than a British field marshal at the Battle of the Somme" I died

  • @flashbaggins427
    @flashbaggins427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Oh.. the pun...
    *loads service revolver*
    :P

    • @saltdetected1756
      @saltdetected1756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Flash Baggins *LOADS SERVICE REVOLVER FURIOUSLY, YET POLITELY*

    • @gammafox5431
      @gammafox5431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You only have handguns? * loads .50 cal machinegun *

    • @joborbin4903
      @joborbin4903 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gammafox5431 loads hand held mig 37mm bludgeon

    • @gammafox5431
      @gammafox5431 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      (continuing from my last comment) on top of M109 tank. then loads main gun.

    • @gammafox5431
      @gammafox5431 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roy Shein into a B-29? or...

  • @joshuatumambo5674
    @joshuatumambo5674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Glory to the Squiredonian Empire! Long Live Squire!!!
    btw, please bring back the Air Marshall Hugh Messingbird-Messingbird or something, I forgot his long bloody name but please bring him back! He is a great chap and an important figure of the Squiredonian Empire.
    Long Live Squire!

    • @christopherhurford6931
      @christopherhurford6931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Panzer Kamper (PanzerKamper769) i agree

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Air Chief Marshal Sir Hugh Massingbird-Massingbird, VC, DFC and Bar

    • @jackofshadows8538
      @jackofshadows8538 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rubbish!! Sir Cecil Hogmanay-Melchard's the man for me.
      MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @tophmedia
    @tophmedia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:35 mmm those clouds. such high quality!!! so gorgeous!

  • @AimlessSavant
    @AimlessSavant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Where's Iron Armenian's credit :v

    • @truslew8089
      @truslew8089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ominethious Calistian
      Squidonian leader exposed, riots in the streets!

    • @bruleebois2046
      @bruleebois2046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *From the Ministry of Squires truth* Halt or be executed for treason

    • @Jollyyy_
      @Jollyyy_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Someone bring my service revolver!*

    • @MangoStudiosSounds
      @MangoStudiosSounds 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JollyShot *Brings and hands Service revolver to Jollyshot*

    • @truslew8089
      @truslew8089 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fear you have underestimated me... *Loads coffee bean gun*

  • @moravianmargrave6509
    @moravianmargrave6509 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:45 British bias! The greatest thing in War Thunder!

  • @legocon2004
    @legocon2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Further back than a British field marshal at the battle of the Somme." This is why I love Squire.

  • @Warfrae
    @Warfrae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You're alive

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Warfrae Yeees!

    • @jamesmulligan7413
      @jamesmulligan7413 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Squire thank god

    • @ryguy5436
      @ryguy5436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bloody Hell Squire I thought you ended up in a mass grave!

    • @jackfoxx6351
      @jackfoxx6351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Squire we missed you squire!!!!

    • @dobiem1
      @dobiem1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Squire
      So, you didn't CAP the aircraft carrier? Pity, that would have been something epic to tell us grand-kids about, don't you know? :)

  • @tobinrowe9558
    @tobinrowe9558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    lets make like Sputnik and blast ourselves into the BLOODY Stratosphere!!- Squire 2016

  • @_Yuga_
    @_Yuga_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It seems the Greek took yet another loan from Germany to reinforce his Vampire with some green.

  • @stuartnelmes348
    @stuartnelmes348 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ”we’re currently as high as a Dutch astronaut” had me “cracked” up 😂😂

  • @spooder1371
    @spooder1371 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally a splendid new episode !!!

  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘As high as a Dutch astronaut.’ I come for the gameplay but stay for the quips. Yeeeassss.

  • @freshy1862
    @freshy1862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Legendary. This video should be preserved in the British museum

  • @filmonewaldeabsebhat
    @filmonewaldeabsebhat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Fix bayonets and Fire!!" Only a true Squidonian uses bayonets for ammo

    • @domdagamer5285
      @domdagamer5285 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeesss. Close to bayonet range, affix bayonets. FIRE

  • @benjaminmahan7423
    @benjaminmahan7423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Your videos are hilarious xD

    • @friedrichnietzsche2529
      @friedrichnietzsche2529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brother?

    • @howmuchmorecanItake
      @howmuchmorecanItake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DAS FUHER HAST SPOKEN

    • @dogspit959
      @dogspit959 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      fancy running into you here...

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GERMAN SPIES! Get out of this video, you sauerkraut-sucking swine! Or I'll fight you myself!
      *Loads service revolver*

  • @RahulReddy-eq5zy
    @RahulReddy-eq5zy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my new favourite quote from squire "has more cannons than napoleons right flank"

  • @Tepid24
    @Tepid24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your humour is just perfect for my taste, I really wish you'd make videos more regularly.

  • @xenopug6390
    @xenopug6390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bloody Nora, an upload from Squire? Jeeves, did you put LSD in my tea again?

  • @napalmparty592
    @napalmparty592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Epic video! YESSSSSSSS, yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @Spitflyer
    @Spitflyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A video from Squire? What is this madness?

    • @connorcarlin1893
      @connorcarlin1893 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spit_flyer lel

    • @Spitflyer
      @Spitflyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cozzer ;)

    • @vilas_pt
      @vilas_pt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Spit_flyer ikr

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Spit_flyer Leave the sarcasm to me, buster!
      ;)

    • @jihookwak6378
      @jihookwak6378 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Squire Please get some rest breath when speaking lol

  • @bigmanjaffers
    @bigmanjaffers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yees! Finally! Top work so far, sir :D

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ChickenNulty Yeeess! Cheers matey!

    • @saptorshikhan2256
      @saptorshikhan2256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Squire we want to see the Air Marshall again

    • @jacobseager4897
      @jacobseager4897 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Saptorshi Khan EVERYONE VOTE FOR THAT! ^

  • @JayDogGaming7
    @JayDogGaming7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We expect a video on the Wyvern... *whispers* word on the streets is that it comes complete with a tea kettle and a 437-page booklet on how to make jolly good biscuits, the only downside is the batteries for the kettle aren't included. Yeeeeesss Yeeeeesss

  • @foowashere
    @foowashere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's been in production for a bloody long time, but it was a damned fine episode! Well done!

    • @rankavik2651
      @rankavik2651 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FooWasHere It takes time to land Mig on a carrier :D

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ran Kavik I can attest to that. Yes, yes it does.

    • @foowashere
      @foowashere 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ran Kavik Ah, I understand. Well, and I suppose they had to repair the carriers between retakes.

  • @rre9121
    @rre9121 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yessssssss, the hit marker noise when you shoot at the vampire. Memetastic.

  • @Dan-sh8xg
    @Dan-sh8xg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the golden age of Squire

  • @soppdrake
    @soppdrake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Turned like a sausage, passed its sell-by date" oh my goodness lol

  • @calellis7613
    @calellis7613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yesss yesss yesss another video chaps

  • @Nikolay_Milenkov
    @Nikolay_Milenkov 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was told to listen and watch to comedians in order to improve my humor and you are the only one who I like so far 😁

  • @joe653
    @joe653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i fucking love this guy. also he lives in the same island as I do

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joseph Dutton Maybe I'll bump into you at some point!

    • @joe653
      @joe653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Beth Williams the small one where we drink tea

  • @Ossi_Petteri
    @Ossi_Petteri 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was truly a glorious piece of entertainment

  • @MatalinoMSiraj
    @MatalinoMSiraj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *sips VODKA aggressively

  • @MorbidDesire860
    @MorbidDesire860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "F2H relies mostly on continental shift" haha this is why I'm subscribed

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Morbid Desire Haha! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

  • @CptPandy-tj9ty
    @CptPandy-tj9ty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did Squire's voice crack at 12:30 XD

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Cpt. Pandy Twas deliberate ;)

    • @carterjensen6193
      @carterjensen6193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Squire RAther nasty dents!

  • @tomislavpusic6216
    @tomislavpusic6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant maneuvering, had a good laugh watching the video.

  • @FC3STORMENTOR
    @FC3STORMENTOR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    (14:07) Never mind Never mind, I am an ace war thunder pilot. I shall make corrections, About a bit to the right and glide it in, here we go glide it in. Glide it in. *Coughs* / Deeply in water.

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +FC3STORMENTOR American propaganda! no such thing happened or ever would, for not only did we have an ace pilot, but Mig-17s are made of Sovietanium, which has been scientifically proven to be the most bouyant material known to man, and therefore a Mig-17 can land on water anytime it wants.

    • @rafiabiyyuanto6944
      @rafiabiyyuanto6944 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +233Deadman a recent uncovering of American Sekrit Dokumints said that MiG-17 is of the best and stronkest tenk in the world

    • @CrazyAlexer
      @CrazyAlexer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +233Deadman I thought it had Stalinium!

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stalinium is extremely stronk, but is also rare element only found in deepest Siberia, and was diverted to glorious space program and the building of statue of glorious leader. Sovietanium just as stronk, almost as light, and extremely bouyant, and also far easy to get.

    • @CrazyAlexer
      @CrazyAlexer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      233Deadman lel 😂😂

  • @AeroeGraphix
    @AeroeGraphix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That weird levery thing is for the gyro sight that it used, it's not modeled in war thunder. It's to set the enemies wingspan. You probably knew that though

  • @Slafeys
    @Slafeys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Dutch astronaut? WTF?

    • @Arthanias
      @Arthanias 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lekker wiet roke jonguh

    • @Slafeys
      @Slafeys 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja man

    • @slashbest1998
      @slashbest1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hollanders rise!!!

    • @kaz5707
      @kaz5707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      those crazy bastards are high as shit! parked up on the dark side of the moon, you see.

    • @jef_3006
      @jef_3006 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      In all seriousness, at least several Dutch have flown into space on the Space Shuttle and maybe Soyuz

  • @FlufflzGaming
    @FlufflzGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes I had not enjoyed a cup of tea in a while, this spectacular upload should make a good opportunity to break out the old teacup.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +FlufflzGaming Have one on me!

  • @masol3726
    @masol3726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    There should be like other nationality Squire versions like.Russian Squire, German Squire, British Squire, Japanese Squire, American squire.

    • @maximilienrobespierre7927
      @maximilienrobespierre7927 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yes. German Squire is very needed. Maybe he will help create Fegeleinium, a metal able to defeat Stalinium?

    • @rednovember2205
      @rednovember2205 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cory Branch Lol!

  • @fracturedhearts3734
    @fracturedhearts3734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending made me chuckle heartily. Good show old man.

  • @napalmparty592
    @napalmparty592 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "FOR THE SQIREDONIAN EMPIRE!"

  • @loftysentry6186
    @loftysentry6186 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nothing like watching a squire video and sipping some tea and watching you park your car on lunatic drive.

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know some people just don't understand puns. It's like these joke seems to just fly over their heads.

  • @nopens
    @nopens 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am having the heartiest of laugh watching these wonder-moving pictures of yours.

  • @zacharysahnger9621
    @zacharysahnger9621 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    does the vampire run on Earl Grey?

  • @MarshalBeard
    @MarshalBeard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The jet Yaks actually used Jumos that were used in the 262s while the BMWs in the the He 162 were used in the Mig 9.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Marshal Beard Correct! Something I learnt soon after making the video, haha! This is why I need my own historical-accuracy department.

  • @Leon-le4st
    @Leon-le4st 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Nice video Squire as always but please can someone different start doing top 5 epic plays? Your TOP 5 is good I like your editing etc but like I said top 5 is rare now. For example PhlyDaily always did atleast 1 top 5 per month but you did last top 5 maybe.... 5 months ago. That´s why someone different should do it. No offense
    #SorryForBadEnglish

    • @macaco2245
      @macaco2245 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi (sorry for bad american)

    • @nicklong4291
      @nicklong4291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the Gaijins Thunder Show has taken over from the top 5 for this reason

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Leon Yeah, I had a big talk with a few of the Gaijin guys and they asked me what I wanted to do. I said I'd probably drop it, in favour of something else later down the line, because of how irregular it was. I have a severe problem regarding the release of content that doesn't meet my own standards, which held back the release of many Top5's. I was meant to release a tea time a few weeks back explaining this, but alas I had stuff on my plate. Question is, what do I replace Top5 with? Gaijin have asked if I want to run a series with them.

    • @nicklong4291
      @nicklong4291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Squire A actual historical series backed by Gaijin would be amazing with you and Magz, covering aces and development of aircraft, like Magz Anzac day video. Sure it would take a lot of effort but it'd be good

  • @woodruff4241
    @woodruff4241 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:45 the moment squire nearly gets killed by the Attacker xD

  • @cstorres9383
    @cstorres9383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh I wish that there was an app for IOS Free Golden Eagles. YESSS

    • @NOGRIZZGUY
      @NOGRIZZGUY 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Christian Torres me too, but i got it on my windows PC with this thing called Blue Stacks thats a android emulator

  • @Skydrag.V60
    @Skydrag.V60 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant tactic using the recoil of your cannons to slow the mig down 🤣

  • @bruleebois2046
    @bruleebois2046 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Will you be plays Battlefield 1 Squire?

    • @bruleebois2046
      @bruleebois2046 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shh aboot das grammer

    • @bruleebois2046
      @bruleebois2046 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No eh Im canadian so it's aboot right

    • @Khazandar
      @Khazandar 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's hope not.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +nathaniel desjarlais Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

    • @sportacker
      @sportacker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Squire yayayayayayayayayayayayayyaya

  • @austin57
    @austin57 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bayonet is a great idea that must come to fruition.

  • @curiouswraith8069
    @curiouswraith8069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the only thing that would make it faster....paint it red

    • @c.l.4936
      @c.l.4936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Bailey Farmer Every Ork know: Dä red ones go fasta.

    • @curiouswraith8069
      @curiouswraith8069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and abit more dakka would be nice XD

    • @doesitmatter1667
      @doesitmatter1667 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bailey Farmer I see a red plane and I want it painted black

    • @fredthebear277
      @fredthebear277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Cooke hey a rolling stone reference

  • @warwolf2996
    @warwolf2996 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    WarThunder flying tip if you get some one on your 6 bring them close then chop power. deploy flaps. pull up. pull back down. then shoot.......
    And chop power. deploy flaps.
    nose up slightly. then kick hard left rudder. then shoot

  • @aceofnone7306
    @aceofnone7306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    WHERE IS THE IRON ARMENIAN CREDIT?!

    • @truslew8089
      @truslew8089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aceofpiolts GamingYT
      RIOT

    • @Jollyyy_
      @Jollyyy_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Someone bring my service revolver!*

    • @dok3304
      @dok3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Komrades, grab the Vodka. We’re driving the T-34s to Squire’s house if he doesn’t give the credit soon.

  • @Its__Cole
    @Its__Cole 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Squire! we missed you!! :D Im so happy you released a new video!

  • @treidon2591
    @treidon2591 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No crash YES YES YES

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +AdrianGaming Romania Yeeess yeess

    • @blecandy1232
      @blecandy1232 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i saw thek/d ratio

  • @ivanplavljanic1057
    @ivanplavljanic1057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mig-9,15,17 have 2 types of kills first are normal ones. Those are with 23mms. And there are those with 37mm which are mignificent.

  • @friendo1357
    @friendo1357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yeeeeeessssss

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +‫محمد العراقي‬‎ Yeeees

    • @7bodysnatchers7
      @7bodysnatchers7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Squire Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

  • @nitehawk230
    @nitehawk230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes Squires voice makes me annoyed, but they amount of energy and fun he makes the commentary makes it so easy to watch

  • @happalula
    @happalula 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    a splendid showing of the vampires magnificent strength, my dear Squire!
    now the only thing we need is some livestream from squidonia! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss

  • @OREOGAMINGUSA
    @OREOGAMINGUSA 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't even stop laughing your combination of sarcasm and love for britain is perfect!

  • @Iamdrewbowen
    @Iamdrewbowen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is this live recording?! You're so well spoken with all the witty snarks. If it is bravo to you sir you have a real talent :)

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Bot Geoff I go into recordings with a few jokes lined up, I assure you. Thanks for the nice comment though matey!

  • @BCJAZZZ
    @BCJAZZZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    yup... Vampires, Meteors and Venoms are impervious to 23/37mm cannons... Tested out with Mig-9... 90° angle, 150 meters and still sparking :D

  • @fakepivot
    @fakepivot 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best work.. Laughed my ass off on that vampire part :D.. All hail Vampire.

  • @feverdon279
    @feverdon279 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was just thinking that Squire had not made a video in quite a while. Then I was pleasantly surprised to find that he is a mind reader and uploaded a video today. Good show!

  • @lukeshinde8459
    @lukeshinde8459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Squire!!!!! Have you forgotten, vampires can only be killed by stakes and golden bullets?!!!! Cmon chap, they don't die to krumpets or saur kraut!

  • @JP-mg2rf
    @JP-mg2rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vampire made out of hardened crumpets.. I laughed so hard! 🤣

  • @pawned4617
    @pawned4617 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For those of you who come back here in 2 weeks time to ask where squire is, he is merely hibernating. Yeeeeeessss the beloved creature that is squire, requires much rest after the top notch editing that he provides us with. He will be back, never fear.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +PawnedStaR Haha! Yeeeess!

  • @daanbronkhorst200
    @daanbronkhorst200 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Higher than a Dutch astronaut' bloody hell Squire that's amazing

  • @152mmgulag7
    @152mmgulag7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Enough murder talk, lets kill this bastard!!”
    XD

  • @borisxanovavich4466
    @borisxanovavich4466 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That landing was as brilliant as a P-47 turnfighting a Zero! Amazing work Squire!

  • @Kinglorrecom
    @Kinglorrecom 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bloody hell Squire your video's are turning out more propper every week :D. Slick edditing sah.

  • @eight10aaronn
    @eight10aaronn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's got more cannons than Napoleons right flank!"
    *Rather!"*

  • @user-fk6jr2nu6q
    @user-fk6jr2nu6q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I would turn off a video and just enjoy the voice over. Well done!

  • @pezz_pezzer
    @pezz_pezzer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right, I will excuse your conspicuous absence of late due to the shear quality of this latest upload. Missed you mate, quit slacking. Some of your Squiredoian mentally ill, like myself, enjoy the therapeutic laughter we get from these good sir. Your citizens expect a bit more output from our supreme leader. You meet a girl or something? They do tend to eat of a bit of your attention...

  • @tonisukles858
    @tonisukles858 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boy did that rudder get fixed quickly.

  • @nicomarin6887
    @nicomarin6887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somehow that Vampire didn’t die, England stronk 💪