"Is it even in?" "He he, that tickles." "Ah, felt something that time..." "Oh, so deep..." "AAHHH!!!" ...I mean, do I even *_need_* to say anything else? The jokes just write themselves at this point.
@@Cendrail0001 Well, he didn't show the end screen, where she has a very... "slayed" look on her face, all right. @@izzqyhere: do keep in mind... the hole was already there. Just waiting for him to put his big long sword deep into it. Also remember what his end goal was. That's right. A pussy. 😏 The innuendo was a very deliberate part of the game.
The world record for Just One Boss is super impressive, it's 3:35 which is actually a theoretically perfect time, being tied with the TAS. Also, you should totally check out some other PICO-8 games! They have a really unique style and they're super fun to speedrun!
Just one boss and deepest sword are amazing games. I played both a ton in school. Just one boss has a hardmode, which is really cool. I hope you decide to speedrun it!
Holy shit, i used to play one more bossfight ALL THE TIME in 2021. Im so glad you found it and played it. Its such a charming game and with great music to boot!
I saw my sister had Pineapple on Pizza on her library, so I tried to play it. I was very surprised at how good it was, even if it had barely any content. Favourite part was the turtle. Then setting off the volcano was the tip of the peak. I have never felt so happy seeing innocent people BURN.
one of these games reminded me of a silly old game called "you have to burn the rope". there is only one enemy, that cannot be killed in a conventional manner, although you CAN try to fight him in a "normal" manner. if you win, the game sings a very silly song: "you are a hero, you managed to beat the whole damn game!" that's just the first line, the full song is actually longer than the game itself!
Just One Boss has very interesting and fun glitched categories along with a hard mode to boot. It would be great to see you give one or all a try. Thanks for playing the game, it's great to see it get some recognition after so long.
Poor dragon already has a massive gapping wound that leads directly to their heart. It's clearly not healing. Poor girls doomed. She just had to give up the cat.
I love that the Just One Boss run is barely a speedrun, it's just a perfectly regular run of the game.
Until you run the glitched categories
I need more Just One Boss Content
There's....theres glitches in that game for speedruns...@@whosaidiwantedahandle
@@whosaidiwantedahandle the what now?
@@goosifyed9717same
"No, it's okay, the big swords hurt!"
they're supposed to cause they're sharp?
@@DemonAltAlt no one tell lil bro
@@DemonAltAlt😔wish I could tell you bro
@@DemonAltAlteither he’s joking or is like 5 💀
@@DrGiggleTouch67”DemonAltAlt” username makes me think he’s innocent/5 years old
"Is it even in?"
"He he, that tickles."
"Ah, felt something that time..."
"Oh, so deep..."
"AAHHH!!!"
...I mean, do I even *_need_* to say anything else? The jokes just write themselves at this point.
I might play this game.
@@Tolbert-c9mbro Wydm why do u want to play it 💀
@@Tolbert-c9m💀
Why does it sound sus☠️
@@JayIvoI'm pretty sure it's intentional. It's supposed to sound like that.
The premise of the Deepest Sword in a nutshell:
_"I said you slay the dragon, not lay the dragon."_
I mean the dragon WAS slain
It just so happens the dragon was a severe masochist
I'm looking for a quest to lay a pack of wolves.
Sir this is a Wendy's
We do not care
@@catnap-zm5pg I care.
“Is it even in?” 20 seconds in and we’re triggering flashbacks:(
im sure you have a great personality
696 likes LMAOOO
It’s not about the size is what you do with it
The endscreen makes it worse.
@@Sanstheskeletonreal Sadly wasn't shown here...
I love how the entire comment section is talking about deepest sword and not the other speedruns
Well to be fair, it is the thumbnail, along with the title.
proves how many people actually watch the video
@@dayingmuckCan you blame them when the title and thumbnail are specifically related to only one game?
What other speed runs
@bobbananaman2509 Bro did you even watch the video he also played pineapple on pizza and the game called Just one boss in the video
Indie games are so fun
Just one boss is on cool math games
@@SuperlexPlaysbro, stop yapping
@@SuperlexPlaysstfu no one cares bot
Games are so fun
Peak*****
Thank you eazyspeezy for penetrating the dragon with your sword 😊
👀
😧
👁👄👁️
💀
Just gonna ignore that....
0:14 The dragon is wild for this one
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
What happened
@@Taodddddit happened
The sword and the dragons kidneystone
you foolishly fooled fool
*open heart surgery noises*
He didn't show the end screen of the game. She looked "slayed" in a certain way all right.
Remember, the hole was already there 😏
@@Nyerguds Ain't no way
Dont i know you from somewhere????
Fun fact: the turtle from the archivement in Pinapple on Pizza is a reference to the youtuber "DEValen"
Ah... I see you're a man of culture as well (or Spanish)
English or spanish
confirmo
Todavía estás ahí?
@@unfandechandelure8280 alva majo :v
Eazy explaining this game in a way where its family friendly is amazing. The sword game. Props to eazy
Ah yes, Deepest Sword, totally not an euphemism game
By the way, the dragon's name is Long the Dragon
She's Longing for something, all right.
@@Nyerguds you pronounce 龙 as long in Chinese and 龙 means dragon
@@staticvitality146 yes
@staticvitality146 drag on deez nuts
@@Duothimir wdym
*crying* *sob* i think that that first sword is plenty big enough
is it enough to grind an ơrpĥan?
just asking for a friend.
Yea, but, c'mon, man, you gotta understand. She's a big girl.
It's not the length of the sword, is how you use it.
... Unless it's a dragon.
@@lolliii5477 what?
😢
The dragon's expression going from condescending to amused to scared is fantastic
We actually tied in the deepest sword I used to play that game in school and I got really good at it
freaky ahh
@@izzqyhere Excuse me, have you seen the game in the video? It's a giant innuendo
@@Cendrail0001 Well, he didn't show the end screen, where she has a very... "slayed" look on her face, all right.
@@izzqyhere: do keep in mind... the hole was already there. Just waiting for him to put his big long sword deep into it. Also remember what his end goal was. That's right. A pussy. 😏
The innuendo was a very deliberate part of the game.
I beat it below ten minutes and in my school that was a achievement
@@TH-camWithoutstuff Nah bro that's slow I last only five minutes
3:28 yeah... the... heart
Wait it’s not the heart? What is it then her kidney?
@@Thomasgamer9403 i think the game's joke is pretty obvious
why did it take me this long to realize the deepest sword is just getting over it dragon porn edition
Dirty mind lag
yeah the dev new what they were doing
monster, are you 8? you used the wrong knew.
@@bingussigma-m5b Bro is accusing my age just because i accidentally missed ONE letter.
@@Monst3erCube Real
The world record for Just One Boss is super impressive, it's 3:35 which is actually a theoretically perfect time, being tied with the TAS.
Also, you should totally check out some other PICO-8 games! They have a really unique style and they're super fun to speedrun!
Ayy fancy seeing you here haha, nice to see my time being mentioned before I got around to it
The hard mode WR is also TAS tied
@@sassymcbassy4351 goat
yeah i love PICO-8 :D
DUNGEON! by deklaswas is one of my favs
After all the Karl Jobst I seen I don't trust it.
ive been trying to beat 3:30 seconds on this game for almost 2 years now i just cant learn the tricks with the larger swords
For 2 years and not beat 3:30 is crazy but hey i belive you will get is soon
Don't feel ashamed about it, bro. The larger swords hurt anyway.
Just like real life, except you DO have a big sword...
Dont worry bro , you dont need to learn tricks with larger swords when you can just use your own sword on that dragonesse 😊
Just one boss and deepest sword are amazing games. I played both a ton in school. Just one boss has a hardmode, which is really cool. I hope you decide to speedrun it!
0:53 OH GOD i GET IT
There's important lore reasons for the dragon to have eyelashes.
She is secretly a mammal.
(I know it's to characterize her as female and this game is one big innuendo of what donkey did to the dragon in Shrek.)
8:04
My brother used to speedrun that game! You can get the damage spot to double-spawn if you collect one right as it gets crushed by a coin.
I went in expecting a deepest sword speedrun. I left satisfied having watched multiple interesting speedruns
Just One Boss was (and still is) my favorite Coolmath game so imagine my excitement seeing a youtuber I like playing it :)
“Ah So Deep” 💀
I love how he can penetrate the dragon so quickly 😊
Hey, some -girls- dragons like it a bit slower, you know!
I like the speedrun too :)
Bro knew what he was doing 💀
And who.
No way really?!?!!,
so corny
I love the mirror guy from Just One Boss! I love his magician asthetic and even when he's losing he still has a smile on his face
I feel like this game is supposed to be one big sexual innuendo.
That's cause it is
@@FieryBlazer9r/wooosh
naaah, you trippin
im ngl i think only you thought that
Yeah
That sword was UNREALISTICALLY long, most dragons prefer smaller swords anyway
I'm sure the first sword had a great personality
1:16 this is the thumbnail if anyones wondering
Thanks? Wait why is there no replies?
@@Frieza-eq9rzidk
@@Cherrygachacapy welp ima make some replies
No way bro. It is kinda obvious though
@@antoineallen3413 well she’s or he is just saying
The first game is basically Getting Over It, but it's about slaying a dragon. Or laying her, if you know what I'm saying.
wish i was the dragon
@@TH-camAccount7135nah that’s wild
@@TH-camAccount7135 you do you i guess
@@ZanderB227 and you have a caeso pfp
@@thisguyisfine1512 indeed i do
31 seconds ago, eazyspeezy is speedrunning youtube recommended now
"Is it even in?" Hits hard man.
Holy shit, i used to play one more bossfight ALL THE TIME in 2021. Im so glad you found it and played it. Its such a charming game and with great music to boot!
6:14 yoooooooooo, I love that game
Same
My elementary students loved playing Deepest Sword. I kept reading the dialogue from the dragon and kept wondering if I should be stopping them.
i remember playing deepest sword when i was like 13. i didn’t pick up on ANY of the jokes back then it’s crazy 😭
I saw my sister had Pineapple on Pizza on her library, so I tried to play it. I was very surprised at how good it was, even if it had barely any content. Favourite part was the turtle. Then setting off the volcano was the tip of the peak. I have never felt so happy seeing innocent people BURN.
That dragon had me acting unwise (got drunk, komodo wife)
one of these games reminded me of a silly old game called "you have to burn the rope".
there is only one enemy, that cannot be killed in a conventional manner, although you CAN try to fight him in a "normal" manner.
if you win, the game sings a very silly song:
"you are a hero, you managed to beat the whole damn game!"
that's just the first line, the full song is actually longer than the game itself!
That dragon was down bad for it doe 💀
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The funny part about this game is that this game is just one big innuendo
The first one
My school banned cool math games were done “There’s nothing we can do” *French music starts playing*
OH GOD NOT THE FR**CH!!
The dragons reactions to having a sword... inserted in her are a bit weird lol
Well, you should be suspicious from the start about the fact the hole is already there.
@@Nyerguds monkaS
@@Nyerguds *Me:* WHAT EVOLUTIONARY BENEFIT DOES HAVING A GIANT HOLE ON YOU BACK THAT LEADS TO YOUR MOST VITAL ORGAN SERVE!?!?
Im getting a... feeling. that im missing a hint. an inuendo one could say.
You know what they say, it's not about the length of your sword... Ah, who am I kidding
yeah girth is important too
for uh swords yeah
It's about the motion of the ocean.
Its about how good you can swing it
It's about how long it is
Just One Boss has very interesting and fun glitched categories along with a hard mode to boot. It would be great to see you give one or all a try. Thanks for playing the game, it's great to see it get some recognition after so long.
BRO just one boss gave me some crazy nostalgia goated game
6:13 I love Just One Boss so much that it was so surprising watching you talk about it.
That dragon looks kinda HOT
chill
donkey from Shrek moment
Only the eyebrows ok? Not ok
@@yaboitrae45nah that dragon bouta warm me 😈
I mean duh, she breathes fire
“Is it even in” is a bit crazy to say to someone with such a small sword. 1 centimeter kings rise!
Bro was speedrunning trough the parts that I struggled on. The pain I feel
Ghost Trick pfp!
When it said “is it even in” I started dying😂💀
PINEAPLE ON PIZZA SHOULD BE THE GOTY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Once you see someone repeatedly head towards you with a longer and longer sword, maybe just give them their cat back? XD
Oh, she _wanted_ that sword deep inside her. He didn't show the end screen; she looked "slayed" all right.
Oh…no..the memes of this game with how long the sword is with the dragon….
Listening to eazy say. “And we’re gonna stick it into the ground and lift” 6 times in a row feels like an April fools joke
Donkey from Shrek would be proud xD
Not pineapple on pizza! Run baby!! At least the turtle is safe 🤣
nyoom
"They told you to slay the dragon, NOT LAY THE DRAGON!" But lucky guy.
1:59 What the hail "so deep" is this even a speedrun
Pineapple on Pizza is one of the few games I have 100% on. Thank you for showing the world the beauty of Hawaiian culture
Would.
I mean swould.
I mean sword!
Donkey would be proud
I love games that are just a giant innuendo
Getting over it but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ing over it
👅
Omg my comfort streamer eze peze (thank you for helping me fall asleep all the time)
Deepest Sword speedruns may be very hard, but they aren't the only thing that's hard 😏
"is it even in?"
me: now that just hurts
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Honestly, that dragon looks pretty voluptuous and bad tho
Would.
Poor dragon already has a massive gapping wound that leads directly to their heart. It's clearly not healing. Poor girls doomed. She just had to give up the cat.
Very good choice of words
"oh so deep." away dirty thoughts away!!
4:03 no you are just dead
Does it look like he’s dead?
He isn’t dead, that is extreme room temperature IQ
@@IBZogTheGreatyes.
@@advance64brohe is dead. Y’all never played the game
The dragon just lets it happen, she doesn’t even try to ensure bro is dead
She asked for it
I respect you, for only playing the game for the merit of it speedrun potential and physics puzzles.
Damn i love the 3 in 1 offer thanks eazy!
Bro destroyed the whole entire pineapple on pizza island 🔥🔥💀🔥🔥 5:33
I’ve been waiting for this game to be on here for a while! It’s so fun
A wise man once said "if there is a hole there is a goal" that's all ima say...
So many people don't seem to realise how odd it is that the hole _is already there._ 🤔
You basically have to hit the g spot of the dragon to win lmao😂😂
I didn't understand this game about 2 years ago
Needed to double check if i left this comment, i think my mental state has only deteriorated since then 😭
Three games I've never heard of, and am itching to play all of them now.
Thanks, mate. ❤
Remember size matters 👍💀
So cool that you speedrun deepest sword, I remember playing it in like 20 minutes and then seeing a speedrun :0 Love the game
I feel like i recognise this game from SOMEWHERE like some youtuber but i cant determine exactly
Pointcrow was suggested it by his chat and played it. Hope this helps!
@@phantomlyaxolotlNah not him. I think it was a game dev youtuber but they didnt make this game but they did participate in that game jam iirc
@@Drag0nmaster huh. idk then...
personally I recognized from captainsauce's 3 random games
Someone on the Vinesauce team played Deepest Sword
"Watch the world record here: [former WR]"
Someone's been busy
I beg you play/speedrun rain world... it is truly a peak world
Play the peak world
You won't regret it
“Thankfully we might be immortal because we don’t burn up.”
Actually, you can see your body fall into the lava for a split second. You’re a ghost.
Speedrun idea: speed running a card building rogue-like game called Balatro
I remember playing this when it released and suggesting it to a small streamer. I caused him a lot of pain.
Speezy never fails to penetrate us with giant swords 😊
The devs knew what they were doing with the monologue
5:17 "Unfortunately, there is an old lady on the ground, hope she's ok, but we still dont have time to worry about that" -EazySpeezy 2024
What are we doing with the dragon today?
The second game took 'pinapple on pizza is a disaster' way too serious 💀
More like 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 sword am I right lads or am I right lads?
👅
you are right lads!
You are right lad
I am so happy someone knows about Just One Boss! I thought no one knew this existed!