Why don't you drink Wlkins Coffee? I do not approve in the violence in the television commercials. (A gorilla grabs Wontkins and starts attacking him) Violence, what violence?
*Waldorf:* Wilkins should be on the Muppet Show! *Statler:* Are you crazy? Why would you invite him to the show? *Waldorf:* Nobody in the cast drinks the Wilkins Coffee! *Both:* Do-hohohohohoho!!!
Wilkins: want some orange nectar with your dinner? Wontkins: is it Frank's? Wilkins: of course! (Wilkins sprays on Wontkins with hose that is filled with Frank's beverages) Wontkins: thanks!
Wilkins: how about a delicious cup of Wilkins coffee? Wontkins: yes! Crowd: (cheering and clapping) Wilkins: nice things happen to people who do drink Wilkins.
Wontkins: what kind of coffee, do you sell. Wilkins: wilkins coffee! Wontkins: don't you have any other kind? Wilkins: sure we have it, but we don't sell it!
(Wontkins in an electric chair) Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale? Wontkins: Is it Franks? Wilkins: Yeah! Wontkins: No thanks! Wilkins: How Shocking! (Wilkins pulls the lever killing Wontkins)
Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale? Wontkins: Is it Frank's? Wilkins: Indeed it is. Wontkins: Thanks! Wilkins: Too bad he's in for a big shock.
Wilkins:do you like Wilkins coffee? Wontkins:No! (A wierd spider thing eats wontkins) Wilkins:things seem to happen to people who don't like wilkins coffee!
Wontkins: Why are we holding a bomb? Wilkins: For Wilkins coffee Wontkins: I don’t like it! *BOOM!* Wilkins: Without Wilkins, you’ll blown up into bits
Look out, here comes my trainload of Dugan's Bread. Why would you want a whole trainload... (A train filled with Dugan's Bread arrives) I like Dugan's.
My idea of a Wilkins Commercial: Wilkins: Want some Wilkins coffee with your breakfast? Wontkins: No I do not like Wilkins Coffee. Wilkins pushes Wontkins' face onto the place of pancakes and sausage. Wilkins: A breakfast without Wilkins is a mess. Cut to the Wilkins Coffee can and Wilkins Instant Coffee Jar.
All of my favorites PSA (1:02) Because It’s True (1:24) Saw (1:54) Band Wagon (2:27) Nowhere (2:43) Taking The Fifth (3:53) Fountain (4:33) Camera (4:42) Hammer (6:33) Swim (7:35) Soak Your Head (7:46) Magic Wand (7:55) Eggs (8:26) Autumn (8:39) En Garde (9:01) Quiz Show (9:24) 5 Aces (9:33) Just Kidding (10:11) You Can’t Win (10:21) Taxi (10:48) Jail (10:59) Cut Up (12:04) Trainload (12:49) Whale (13:33) Good Guy Or Bad Guy (14:37) Knives (15:01) Howdy Stranger (15:36) Swimming Pool (16:56) Cheap (18:33) It Pays To Drink Wilkins (19:37) Get A Bang (20:09) Cannibals (20:29) Truckload (21:23) New Car or Wilkins Coffee (22:06) 80 Whole Days (22:17) Stab in the Dark (22:40) Baloney (23:50) Won’t Cost You A Cent (25:22) On The Ball (26:03) Baseball (27:01) Last Cup (27:34) Submarine (27:49) Downfall (28:06) Race (28:38) Bell (28:50) Close Shave (29:48) Brand X (29:58) Bank Robber (30:30) Yum Yum (30:54) Why Not (31:17) Noah’s Ark (31:28) Flat (31:41) Cut The Kidding (32:02) Mountain (32:12) The British Are Coming (33:06) Anti-Violence (33:14) Elevator (33:42) Hand of Fate (34:25)
Shrimpy:want some gilbeck water with your pie? Wonty:no just give me the pie (Shrimpy puts the pie on Wonty's face) Shrimpy:sure you wouldn't like a glass of gilbeck to wash it down?
I have a hunch I'm being followed. Have you started drinking Latouraine coffee? No!(Wontkins is snatched by a shadow) I have a hunch he'd better start.
Wilkins: "Care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "Sure." (A nice bouquet of flowers is given to Wontkins) Wilkins: "Nice things happen to people who drink Wilkins Coffee-" Wontkins: "Now pay me the 10 (ten) bucks!" (Wilkins looks shocked at Wontkins' response.)
Wilkins: Let's ride the T.Rex to get a cup of Wilkins Coffee. Wontkins: That stuff shouldn't even exist. T.Rex: Raaahhh...chomp!!!! Wilkins: Looks like he went extinct.
Wilkins:have a cup of wilkins coffee sir? Wontkins:if that's all you serve i'll get off of the next town (Wilkins pushes Wontkins out of the plane) Wilkins:NEXT TOWN IS 5 MILES,STRAIGHT DOWN!
Wontkins:have anything for people who don't drink Wilkins coffee? Wilkins:certainly! Here you are friend! (Wilkins bonks Wontkins on his head with a wooden hammer) Wilkins:and it won't cost you a cent!
Wilkins instant coffee soothes the headaches of life. I don't have any headaches. (bonk! Wilkins hits Wontkins with a sledgehammer) Care for cream and sugar?
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No, give me a bottle of Ginger Ale" Wilkins: "Okay.." *hits bottle on the head* "But he would've liked the Wilkins" Wontkins: "Hey, that bottle you hit me on the head with, is it Franks?" Wilkins: Yeah! Wontkins: Thanks... *faints*
Wilkins: Have some Nash's Coffee, sir? Wontkins: Is that all you serve, i'll get off to the next town (Wilkins push Wontkins out the plane) Wilkins: Next Town, 5 miles, straight down.
@@muppetsandpvzfan Fair enough. I'll be more than happy to keep you updated if any very rare Wilkins and Wontkins commercials are found. Is that a deal?
@@funshine97 Yup! And all the other vintage Jim Henson commercials, too (especially Linit, we only have that one that the Jim Henson Company's TH-cam channel uploaded)
@@funshine97 And you ought to see my Wilkins and Wontkins, Mack and Kermit, and Kern's Bread, but they're all voiced by Spongebob and Squidward video, too
Wilkins:wilkins coffee is like music to my ears! Wontkins:what are the symbols for? (The symbols both hit Wontkins,making him shake) Wilkins:this is a very symbolic commercial
Wilkins: On a diet absolutely no calories in Calso water. Wontkins: Just give me the pie. (Wilkins hit the pie into Wontkins mouth) Wilkins: Wanna Calso to wash it down?
Wontkins: What do you mean Kern’s bread is baked while you sleep? I’m awake! (Wilkins hits Wontkin’s head with a hammer) Wilkins: Like I said, Kern’s is baked while you sleep.
I'll wave my magic wand,(Wilkins makes a small loaf of Dugan's Bread appear)I'll wave it twice.(He makes the bread bigger) I don't eat Dugan's. I'll wave it again(Wilkins makes Wontkins disappear into thin air)
Ash: Come On Long!, The PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale Ready! :D Goh: I Don't Like That Game! |:( Ash: Okay!, Goh-san Have Some Water! :D Goh: I Must Have Said The Wrong Thing! :|
If Wilkins doesn't like coffee... Wilkins:vote for me and we won't drink wilkins coffee! Wontkins:confused:But i like Wilkins. Wilkins:Elect to me and you'll learn to HATE Wilkins!
Yum Yum this Frank's Orange Nectar is delicious. (Wontkins eats the cereal in the bowl with Frank's Orange Nectar in it) And it's even better when it's mixed with boilng water.
Climb below, the Wilkin's coffee is ready. I don't like coffee. Ok Mac, have some water.(gets in the submarine which goes underwater) I must have said the wrong thing.
If you don't drink Faygo Strawberry, your not all there. Oh, that's a lot of... (Wontkins has disappeared) In fact, your not Faygo Strawberry your nowhere.
Wilkins: grandma's little red riding hood with your diet with no calories for calso water Wontkins: I'm a bad wolf and I just ate your grandma Wilkins: We'll have some calso to wash it down
Wilkins Coffee ABC Song A is for airplane, And B is for bandwagon, And club and cannon start with C. D's for dog, (lion beast) E's for election, And F is for fired, That's a guillotine, and it starts with G! H stands for house, And I for I have a hunch, And J is for just kidding. It's fun to sing About each advert and thing From the Wilkins Coffee. K stands for knife, L's for Little Red, lost my head, And last cup--very little lies. M's for magician, N's for new car and nowhere, O's for on the ball and P is for pie. Q's for quiz, R's for rose, And S for stagecoach, And tar and feathers start with T. Uptown has a U at the beginning, and violence starts with V. W's for Wilkins, X for Brand X, Y's for yum yum, and we're up to Z. And we'll catch some Z's, too. Now it's goodbye to you From the Wilkins Coffee! We're proud to be from... The Wilkins Coffee! We're A to Z in... The Wilkins Coffee!
I think this crossover would be funny Wontkins: What's that? Mack: A sandwich made with Claussen's Bread want a bite Wontkins: Of course not *Crunch* Wontkins: OOOCH!!! that's smarts.
Wontkins: "Whichever one of us gets the big piece gets good luck." Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No!" (Wilkins and Wontkins break the wishbone. Wilkins gets the big piece while Wontkins gets the small piece and sent flying) Wilkins: "You're out of luck when you don't drink Wilkins."
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale." Wilkins: "Okay." (Bash!) "But he would've liked the Wilkins." Wontkins: "That bottle of ginger ale you hit me with. Is it Frank's?" Wilkins: "Yeah!" Wontkins: "Thanks." (Passes out)
Wilkins:why don't you drink Wilkins coffee? Wontkins:i don't approve of the violence in their commercials (A gorilla grabs Wontkins and beats him up) Wilkins:violence? What violence?
Merita Bread is like music to my ears. What are the cymbals for? (Wilkins crashes his cymbals between Wontkin's head) This is a very cymbalic commercial.
Say, did you bring the Community Coffee? No,(Wilkins lets go of the rope causing Wontkins to fall)I forgoooooot!!!!! When you come back up, don't forget the Community Coffee!
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" Wontkins: "No!" Crowd: (Booing and throwing vegetables at Wontkins) Wilkins: "If you start drinking Wilkins, everyone will love you."
Wilkins: “say did you get to see Godzilla vs Kong yet?” Wontkins: “what will Godzilla do if i don’t?” *gets blasted by Godzilla’s atomic breath* Wilkins: “well he’ll probably fire his atomic breath at ya!” ;)
You want a bottle of Calso Water? No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale. Ok(Wilkins smashes the bottle of ginger ale on Wontkin's head)but he would have liked the Calso.
But, But...
What's wrong?
Mr. Latouraine says "Cut the kidding and tell them Latouraine Coffee is the best you can buy".
What? What?
What’s wrong
Mr Wilkins says “Cut the kidding and tell them Wilkins Coffee is the best you can buy!”.
Why don't you drink Wlkins Coffee?
I do not approve in the violence in the television commercials.
(A gorilla grabs Wontkins and starts attacking him)
Violence, what violence?
*Waldorf:* Wilkins should be on the Muppet Show!
*Statler:* Are you crazy? Why would you invite him to the show?
*Waldorf:* Nobody in the cast drinks the Wilkins Coffee!
*Both:* Do-hohohohohoho!!!
*That was last time both Waldorf and statler appeared on the show, their bodies were later found in a river*
@@gwstuff4174*Autopsy results show that the both of them had drown, more specifically, drowned in Wilkins Coffee*
Wilkins: want some orange nectar with your dinner?
Wontkins: is it Frank's?
Wilkins: of course!
(Wilkins sprays on Wontkins with hose that is filled with Frank's beverages)
Wontkins: thanks!
Wilkins: how about a delicious cup of Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: yes!
Crowd: (cheering and clapping)
Wilkins: nice things happen to people who do drink Wilkins.
Let's go up to the surface for some Nash's coffee
I wouldn’t touch the stuff.
@@jilliantavares8249 you should it's a whale of a coffee
Okay buddy, what do you think of minute maid fruit punch?
I never tasted it
19:08 the only time when Mr.Wontkins attempts to escort the birds out of the cheap coffee with his nose on camera
I'm sinking! I'm sinking! Save me!
Have some Wilkins Coffee.
Why?
It's a sinking man's coffee!
*sinks*
(Shows the coffee)
@@harryb1804 do you drink juicy juice?
Wontkins: what kind of coffee, do you sell.
Wilkins: wilkins coffee!
Wontkins: don't you have any other kind?
Wilkins: sure we have it, but we don't sell it!
Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
No!
(A spider like monster eats Wontkins)
Things seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins.
(Wontkins in an electric chair)
Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale?
Wontkins: Is it Franks?
Wilkins: Yeah!
Wontkins: No thanks!
Wilkins: How Shocking!
(Wilkins pulls the lever killing Wontkins)
Wilkins: Any last requests like for a bottle of Ginger Ale?
Wontkins: Is it Frank's?
Wilkins: Indeed it is.
Wontkins: Thanks!
Wilkins: Too bad he's in for a big shock.
Wilkins:do you like Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins:No!
(A wierd spider thing eats wontkins)
Wilkins:things seem to happen to people who don't like wilkins coffee!
Wontkins: Why are we holding a bomb?
Wilkins: For Wilkins coffee
Wontkins: I don’t like it!
*BOOM!*
Wilkins: Without Wilkins, you’ll blown up into bits
8 seconds......short, to the point and gets to the needless violence even quicker😂😂😂😂
The British are coming, The British are coming!
I say splendid old chap, I just stocked up on Wilkins tea.
Look out, here comes my trainload of Dugan's Bread.
Why would you want a whole trainload...
(A train filled with Dugan's Bread arrives)
I like Dugan's.
Merry Christmas, it's a joy to serve Faygo Strawberry to so many people at Christmas.
If it's a joy to you, you're not pulling the sled.
My idea of a Wilkins Commercial:
Wilkins: Want some Wilkins coffee with your breakfast?
Wontkins: No I do not like Wilkins Coffee.
Wilkins pushes Wontkins' face onto the place of pancakes and sausage.
Wilkins: A breakfast without Wilkins is a mess.
Cut to the Wilkins Coffee can and Wilkins Instant Coffee Jar.
All of my favorites
PSA (1:02)
Because It’s True (1:24)
Saw (1:54)
Band Wagon (2:27)
Nowhere (2:43)
Taking The Fifth (3:53)
Fountain (4:33)
Camera (4:42)
Hammer (6:33)
Swim (7:35)
Soak Your Head (7:46)
Magic Wand (7:55)
Eggs (8:26)
Autumn (8:39)
En Garde (9:01)
Quiz Show (9:24)
5 Aces (9:33)
Just Kidding (10:11)
You Can’t Win (10:21)
Taxi (10:48)
Jail (10:59)
Cut Up (12:04)
Trainload (12:49)
Whale (13:33)
Good Guy Or Bad Guy (14:37)
Knives (15:01)
Howdy Stranger (15:36)
Swimming Pool (16:56)
Cheap (18:33)
It Pays To Drink Wilkins (19:37)
Get A Bang (20:09)
Cannibals (20:29)
Truckload (21:23)
New Car or Wilkins Coffee (22:06)
80 Whole Days (22:17)
Stab in the Dark (22:40)
Baloney (23:50)
Won’t Cost You A Cent (25:22)
On The Ball (26:03)
Baseball (27:01)
Last Cup (27:34)
Submarine (27:49)
Downfall (28:06)
Race (28:38)
Bell (28:50)
Close Shave (29:48)
Brand X (29:58)
Bank Robber (30:30)
Yum Yum (30:54)
Why Not (31:17)
Noah’s Ark (31:28)
Flat (31:41)
Cut The Kidding (32:02)
Mountain (32:12)
The British Are Coming (33:06)
Anti-Violence (33:14)
Elevator (33:42)
Hand of Fate (34:25)
0:02 0:12 0:22 0:33 0:43 0:53 1:03 1:13 1:25 1:34 1:44 1:55 2:04 2:15 2:27 2:43 2:56 3:07 3:19 3:32 3:44 3:54 4:04 4:14 5:05 5:17 9:33 11:11 16:56 17:06 17:27 19:57 21:44 22:29 23:21 25:52 26:26 33:15 33:32
Now that was what I can agree with. Sorry about my ranting.
14:22
Wilkins is a maniacal entity with godlike powers.
Who wants to see these 2 in a Muppet movie
I love theses Wilkins Coffee ☕️ commercials don’t you
I'm tired of them! (boom!) JUST KIDDING, MR. WILKINS!
@@muppetsandpvzfan I Christian Thee!
@@luigisworld7694 That bottle of ginger ale, is it Frank's?
@@muppetsandpvzfan Yeah!
@@luigisworld7694 Thanks
Shrimpy:want some gilbeck water with your pie?
Wonty:no just give me the pie
(Shrimpy puts the pie on Wonty's face)
Shrimpy:sure you wouldn't like a glass of gilbeck to wash it down?
Help, I've been imprisoned!
Why fair damsel?
I don't drink Latouraine coffee.
Well, that's the way the old ball bounces
Awake sleeping beauty, it's prince charming with Faygo strawberry 🍓.
0:12 Bro switch sides real fast.
I'm so glad these old muppet commercials were posted onto TH-cam. They're so funny
Wilkins: darling if I marry you will you keep me some Nash's coffee
Wontkins: well is must be soggy romance.
Next Question:What do you think of Faygo Strawberry?
It's wonderful, delicious.
You see friends...
Now, pay me the 10 bucks.
*gasp*
Just kidding Mr wilkins! 10:15
Wilkins:I love these Wilkins Coffee commercials, don't you?
Wontkins:I'm tired of them.
BOOM!
Wontkins:JUST KIDDING MISTER WILKINS!!!!!
Those Wilkins Coffee Commercials!
You don't like them?
No!
@@deionpehowdy then let me fix your set! *BOOM!*
@@TylerdiggerProductions You Can't win.
Hey Wilkins!
The Terran Empire called. They want their coffee mascot back!
I have a hunch I'm being followed.
Have you started drinking Latouraine coffee?
No!(Wontkins is snatched by a shadow)
I have a hunch he'd better start.
Wilkins: "Care for a cup of Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "Sure."
(A nice bouquet of flowers is given to Wontkins)
Wilkins: "Nice things happen to people who drink Wilkins Coffee-"
Wontkins: "Now pay me the 10 (ten) bucks!"
(Wilkins looks shocked at Wontkins' response.)
Wilkins: Let's ride the T.Rex to get a cup of Wilkins Coffee.
Wontkins: That stuff shouldn't even exist.
T.Rex: Raaahhh...chomp!!!!
Wilkins: Looks like he went extinct.
Hey taxi, where can I get cold soda.
Frank's?
No, just any old kind. Hey taxi! Taxi!
Wilkins:have a cup of wilkins coffee sir?
Wontkins:if that's all you serve i'll get off of the next town
(Wilkins pushes Wontkins out of the plane)
Wilkins:NEXT TOWN IS 5 MILES,STRAIGHT DOWN!
Wontkins probably: Thanks
Wontkins:have anything for people who don't drink Wilkins coffee?
Wilkins:certainly! Here you are friend!
(Wilkins bonks Wontkins on his head with a wooden hammer)
Wilkins:and it won't cost you a cent!
Wilkins instant coffee soothes the headaches of life.
I don't have any headaches.
(bonk! Wilkins hits Wontkins with a sledgehammer)
Care for cream and sugar?
Kraml is gonna be the first milk on the moon.
(the rocket ship explodes)
Now what?
Kraml is still the best milk on earth.
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No, give me a bottle of Ginger Ale"
Wilkins: "Okay.." *hits bottle on the head* "But he would've liked the Wilkins"
Wontkins: "Hey, that bottle you hit me on the head with, is it Franks?"
Wilkins: Yeah!
Wontkins: Thanks... *faints*
GIMME THE EGGS AND FRANK'S GINGER ALE
Give him the eggs, boys!
This is definitely Kermit's origin commercial.
Sam and Friends exist
It's not kermit. Kermit and Wilkins have differences about each other
Modern commercials should be more like this
Wilkins: Have some Nash's Coffee, sir?
Wontkins: Is that all you serve, i'll get off to the next town
(Wilkins push Wontkins out the plane)
Wilkins: Next Town, 5 miles, straight down.
Did you find more Wilkins and Wontkins commercials or something?
Just set this as a premiere, that's all
@@muppetsandpvzfan Fair enough. I'll be more than happy to keep you updated if any very rare Wilkins and Wontkins commercials are found. Is that a deal?
@@funshine97 Yup! And all the other vintage Jim Henson commercials, too (especially Linit, we only have that one that the Jim Henson Company's TH-cam channel uploaded)
@@muppetsandpvzfan Great! 😊
@@funshine97 And you ought to see my Wilkins and Wontkins, Mack and Kermit, and Kern's Bread, but they're all voiced by Spongebob and Squidward video, too
Wilkins:wilkins coffee is like music to my ears!
Wontkins:what are the symbols for?
(The symbols both hit Wontkins,making him shake)
Wilkins:this is a very symbolic commercial
Wilkins: On a diet absolutely no calories in Calso water.
Wontkins: Just give me the pie.
(Wilkins hit the pie into Wontkins mouth)
Wilkins: Wanna Calso to wash it down?
😂 that one where the disembodied hand out of nowhere and shoots Wontkins cracks me up every time. That’s like the best one! 😂
7:55 "I wave my magic wand"
DING! I wave it twice! DING!
I don't drink Wilkins.
@@TylerdiggerProductions I wave it again! DING!
Wontkins: What do you mean Kern’s bread is baked while you sleep? I’m awake!
(Wilkins hits Wontkin’s head with a hammer)
Wilkins: Like I said, Kern’s is baked while you sleep.
Whaddya mean Kroger's bread baked while you sleep 💤? I'm awake.
There should be a store for all this stuff on Sesame Street and these guys should run it.
I'll wave my magic wand,(Wilkins makes a small loaf of Dugan's Bread appear)I'll wave it twice.(He makes the bread bigger)
I don't eat Dugan's.
I'll wave it again(Wilkins makes Wontkins disappear into thin air)
27:49 Wilkins Coffee Ad- Submarine (1961)
Ash: Come On Long!, The PlayStation All-Star Battle Royale Ready! :D
Goh: I Don't Like That Game! |:(
Ash: Okay!, Goh-san Have Some Water! :D
Goh: I Must Have Said The Wrong Thing! :|
Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
No!
(The crowd boos and throws tomatoes at Wontkins)
If you drink Wilkins Coffee, everyone will love you.
13:37 Not a whale, just a big fish.(Tail is facing wrong way)
Wilkins: darling if I marry you will you keep me some kramil milk
Wontkins: well is must be soggy romance.
If Wilkins doesn't like coffee...
Wilkins:vote for me and we won't drink wilkins coffee!
Wontkins:confused:But i like Wilkins.
Wilkins:Elect to me and you'll learn to HATE Wilkins!
It's funny cause Jim Henson hated coffee.
My Head's Stuck! Help! Help!
Do: Did you bring a cup of Wilkins Coffee?
@@gocartoongirl2352 Re: No!
(Do opens the window and Re falls to death)
Do: Why don’t you drop off to the shops for some. (Shrugs)
I just filled my whole swimming pool with community coffee! SPLASH
Help I'm drowning
I Told You End Up Drinking Community
Wilkins: Do you drink Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: No!!
(Tree breaks)
Wontkins: OW!
Wilkins: Things seem to happen if people don’t drink Wilkins.
Why are we climbing this tree?
@@deionpehowdy For Red Diamond COFFEE.
@@mario_gamer05 I Don't want any. Oop!
@@deionpehowdy It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.
@@deionpehowdyI’ve got 5 aces, can you beat that?
I have Frank's ginger ale and another kind of ginger ale
I want the cheap stuff.
@@funshine97 cheep cheep cheep
Sorry, but that other ginger ale is for the birds.
@@jilliantavares8249 I just filled my whole swimming pool with orange nectar
@D P try it
Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
No, I don't. Why?
@@muppetsandpvzfan (stamps check mark on you) Just checking.
@@muppetsandpvzfan Okay, buddy, what'd ya think of Minute Maid Lemonade?
i never tasted it
@@DeadChannelPleaseUnsubscribe (Blasts cannon then points it at the viewer) Now what do _you_ think of Minute Maid?
Okay, buddy, what'd ya think of Pace Thick and Chunky Salsa?
I never tasted it! (gets blasted)
@@wsu5171 Now what do _you_ think of Pace?
@@wsu5171Give him the eggs, boys!
(Splat!)
A meal without Pace is a mess!
@@funshine97 Yum yum this Pace Salsa is delicious (eats)
Yum Yum this Frank's Orange Nectar is delicious.
(Wontkins eats the cereal in the bowl with Frank's Orange Nectar in it)
And it's even better when it's mixed with boilng water.
Okay, buddy, what'd ya think of Red Diamond Coffee?
Never tasted it!
@@muppetsandpvzfan (Blasts cannon then points it at the viewer) Now what do _you_ think of Red Diamond?
@@funshine97 HELP!
@@muppetsandpvzfan Did you bring a can of Wilkins Coffee?
@@funshine97 NO!
3:34, OOOF!
Why were you speeding?
I want a cup of coffee.
Wilkins coffee?
No just coffee.
Next time I say Wilkins
❌: This is a stickup! Gimme the money!
✔️: Sorry, I’m on my Wilkins Coffee break.
@D P I hate interruptions!
@@muppetsandpvzfan
If you don’t start drinking Community Coffee I’ll make you into Tube of Floors!
I should've seen this coming...
He always was a cut up
@@luigisworld7694It's "I'll make you into two by fours." As in, 2"x4" lumber.
“This is a stickup! Gimme the money!”
"Sorry, I'm on my Community Coffee break."
@@TylerdiggerProductions “C’mon lemme have it!”
@@bloodood406 *boom!* "I hate interruptions."
Climb below, the Wilkin's coffee is ready.
I don't like coffee.
Ok Mac, have some water.(gets in the submarine which goes underwater)
I must have said the wrong thing.
*sinks with the submarine*
Wontkins: The indians won't bother you, all you've got a shipment of Nash's coffee.
Wilkins: Someday he's gonna learn that everybody drinks Nash's.
Think the Indians will attack us?
I’m tired Of Them (Boom) Just Kidding Mr Wilkins!
Okay, buddy, what'd ya think of A.1. Steak Sauce?
“I never tasted it!”
@AlastorAltruistGaming (blasts cannon and points it at the viewer) Now what do _you_ think of A.1. Steak Sauce?
This has been a public service announcement
This is Frank's ginger ale the finest
Aw go soak your head.
@@jilliantavares8249 in Frank's ginger ale? A pleasure.
*Drinks the Frank's Ginger Ale*
@@reubenguttenberg7405 The taste of Wilkins Coffee is like music to my ears
@@muppetsandpvzfan what are the symbols for?
"I have a hunch I'm being followed."
Have you started drinking Calso Water?
No! *gets grabbed by a shadow* HELP!
I have a hunch he'd better start!
If you don't drink Faygo Strawberry, your not all there.
Oh, that's a lot of...
(Wontkins has disappeared)
In fact, your not Faygo Strawberry your nowhere.
Wilkins: grandma's little red riding hood with your diet with no calories for calso water
Wontkins: I'm a bad wolf and I just ate your grandma
Wilkins: We'll have some calso to wash it down
You getting on the Frank's ginger ale band wagon?
Never. *gets ran over by the bandwagon*
@@jilliantavares8249 you either go with Frank's ginger ale or you just don't go
Wilkins Coffee ABC Song
A is for airplane,
And B is for bandwagon,
And club and cannon start with C.
D's for dog, (lion beast) E's for election,
And F is for fired,
That's a guillotine, and it starts with G!
H stands for house,
And I for I have a hunch,
And J is for just kidding.
It's fun to sing
About each advert and thing
From the Wilkins Coffee.
K stands for knife,
L's for Little Red, lost my head,
And last cup--very little lies.
M's for magician,
N's for new car and nowhere,
O's for on the ball and P is for pie.
Q's for quiz, R's for rose,
And S for stagecoach,
And tar and feathers start with T.
Uptown has a
U at the beginning,
and violence starts with V.
W's for Wilkins,
X for Brand X,
Y's for yum yum, and we're up to Z.
And we'll catch some Z's, too.
Now it's goodbye to you
From the Wilkins Coffee!
We're proud to be from...
The Wilkins Coffee!
We're A to Z in...
The Wilkins Coffee!
Your family is safe
I Approve This Comment!! 🎉😁👍
A parody of the Between the Lions Busterfield Library A to Z song!
@@calvinlam7272 You're right!
I think this crossover would be funny
Wontkins: What's that?
Mack: A sandwich made with Claussen's Bread want a bite
Wontkins: Of course not
*Crunch*
Wontkins: OOOCH!!! that's smarts.
Wontkins: "Whichever one of us gets the big piece gets good luck."
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No!"
(Wilkins and Wontkins break the wishbone. Wilkins gets the big piece while Wontkins gets the small piece and sent flying)
Wilkins: "You're out of luck when you don't drink Wilkins."
The Indians won't bother you. All you got is shipment of frank's ginger ale
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Someday he's gonna learn that everybody drinks Frank's!
@@funshine97 what happened to you
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I lost my head over Wilkins Instant Coffee! Have a cup?
@@funshine97 YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWW 😱!
Aw heck! My flying saucer is out of atomic fuel!!
I’m even worse off! I’m out of Wilkins Coffee!
i love these wilkins coffee commercials
I’m tired of them
*BOOM!*
Old Man Jomar Just Hired Me To Sell His Crummy Jomar Instant!
(Burns Wontkins.) I Think He Just Fired you Too!
Wilkins: "You want a can of Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale."
Wilkins: "Okay." (Bash!) "But he would've liked the Wilkins."
Wontkins: "That bottle of ginger ale you hit me with. Is it Frank's?"
Wilkins: "Yeah!"
Wontkins: "Thanks." (Passes out)
Watcha eating?
@@wsu5171 A sandwich made with Taystee Bread. Want a bite?
@@funshine97Yeah! (CRUNCH) ÆÆÆÆÆ he's a sharp salesman 🤕
Hey fella! (smacks)
Oh!
🎶 if this pool of wilkins ice tea and I were a 🦆 I swim to the bottom and never come up🎶.
Coffee break! Want a cup of Wilkins?
@@muppetsandpvzfan no thank you
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Now all our workers drink Wilkins
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Got any Community Coffee in your house?
@@reubenguttenberg7405 After much research, I found that the best coffee is
"These are the eyes of a psychopath." -Dr. Samuel Loomis, Halloween (2007)
If You don't Drink Calso Water, You'll Miss Out On All The Fun!.
Oh that's a lot of...
@@TylerdiggerProductions *Splash*
See what I mean?
I'm sinking I'm sinking save me
Have some Wilkins Coffee.
@@jilliantavares8249 why
It’s a sinking man’s drink.
@@jilliantavares8249 what happened to my car
@@reubenguttenberg7405 Do you drink Nash's Coffee?
Wilkins: Anybody who doesn't drink LaTouraine Coffee, ought to be tared and feathered, right.
Wontkins: Wrong!
Wilkins: He always was a bad sport.
If this works, this’ll taste better than Wilkins Coffee. (BOOM!)
I guess nothing will taste better than Wilkins!
@@xboxgamesxbox9455 Why are we climbing this tree?
@@jasongrape4920 for Wilkins coffee!
@@xboxgamesxbox9455 I don’t want any.
@@jasongrape4920 (kicks wontkins off tree) its autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.
Brrrr! Gimme a cup of coffee!
Wilkins?
No any old coffee.
Step right this way!(Wilkins opens the door that got Wontkins back out in the freezing snow)
Wilkins:why don't you drink Wilkins coffee?
Wontkins:i don't approve of the violence in their commercials
(A gorilla grabs Wontkins and beats him up)
Wilkins:violence? What violence?
Merita Bread is like music to my ears.
What are the cymbals for?
(Wilkins crashes his cymbals between Wontkin's head)
This is a very cymbalic commercial.
7:35
I have a hunch, I'm being followed.
Have you started drinking Wilkins Instant Coffee yet?
@@muppetsandpvzfan no. HELP
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I have a hunch, he'd better start
@@muppetsandpvzfan coffee break. Want a cup of Nash's?
@@reubenguttenberg7405 No thank you. *gets pushed off of the building*
Look out! here comes my train load of Wilkins coffee!
Why would you want a whole train load--
I like Wilkins!
What'd ya see in that Nash's Coffee?
Well look for yourself!
@@wsu5171 (BANG!)
(BANG!)
Say, did you bring the Community Coffee?
No,(Wilkins lets go of the rope causing Wontkins to fall)I forgoooooot!!!!!
When you come back up, don't forget the Community Coffee!
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?"
Wontkins: "No!"
Crowd: (Booing and throwing vegetables at Wontkins)
Wilkins: "If you start drinking Wilkins, everyone will love you."
What do you mean tayste bread is baked while you sleep? I'm awake. Bonk ooh 😵.
Like I said, Tastee is baked while you sleep
@@jilliantavares8249 the British are coming the British are coming
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I'd say spend it, old chap. I just stocked up on Wilkins Tea.
@@funshine97 have some Frank's ginger ale, sir
Wilkins: “say did you get to see Godzilla vs Kong yet?”
Wontkins: “what will Godzilla do if i don’t?”
*gets blasted by Godzilla’s atomic breath*
Wilkins: “well he’ll probably fire his atomic breath at ya!” ;)
You want a bottle of Calso Water?
No, gimme a bottle of ginger ale.
Ok(Wilkins smashes the bottle of ginger ale on Wontkin's head)but he would have liked the Calso.
Does Wilkins coffee exist anymore?