Wilkins: Oh Grandma, I brought your Wilkins Coffee. Wontkins: I'm the big bad wolf, and I just ate your grandma! Wilkins: Well have some Wilkins Coffee to wash her down.
Wilkins: I have Nash's Coffee and another kind of coffee. Wontkins: I want the Cheap stuff! (birds cheeping) Wilkins: Sorry but that other coffee is for the birds.
6:46 Larry: have some wilkins tea get on top. Bob: I'll take the tea on the bottom. (All the tea fall down) Larry: ah another man who thinks for himself.
*Wilkins:* OKAY BUDDY HOW’BOUT SOME WILKINS COFFEE? *Wontkins:* BUT I NEVER TOUCHED THE STUFF! *gets blasted by Godzilla shooting his Atomic Breath* *Wilkins:* YOU’LL GET A NUCLEAR BLAST IF YOU DON’T TAKE SOME WILKINS! =D
List of brands (in no particular order): Wilkins Coffee (incl. Instant, Decaffeinated, and Wilkins Tea), Faygo Strawberry, Nash's Coffee, Community Coffee, SOHIO, Jomar Instant, Dugan's Bread, Calso Water, La Touraine Coffee, Taystee Bread, Frank's Beverages (incl. Ginger Ale and Orange Nectar), Kraml Milk, Merita Bread, and Red Diamond Coffee
4:44 larry: think the Indians will attack us? Bob: nah All we've got is a shipment of community coffee. (Indians attacking) larry: someday you'll learn that everybody drinks Community coffee!
Honestly I’m amazed nobody had tried to revive the Wilkins coffee brand. If it really was this good, I would honestly try it just to see how good it is if there get brought it back.
6:15 Haruka: I Like Homestyle Bread! :-D Minami: I Don't! |:-( Haruka: I Love Dugan Homestyle Bread! :-D Minami: I Don't! |:-( *Explosion* Minami: Just Kidding Mr. Dugan!
Wilkins: want wilkins coffee? Wontkins: No Wilkins: [puts a pin into wontkins voodoo doll, then flings it] Wontkins; OUCH! Wilkins: Wilkins coffee stops you from being pinned to the bed!
What if there was a reverse version of these commercials, like this: Callie: I can use my wand to grant one of you 3 wishes, and one of you only one wish. Wontkins: Why dont you choose Wilkins, because he drinks more Wilkins coffee than me. Wilkins: That is true! Callie: Actually, since i've seen in the past whats happen to your Wontkins, you'll get three wishes. *Both Wilkins and Wontkins are shocked* Wontkins: (says to camera) I guess even though Wilkins got unlucky, Wilkins Coffee can still bring you good luck at times.
Wilkins: Want some Wilkins Coffee with your pie? Wontkins: No, just give me the pie! (Wilkins throws a pie on Wontkins) Wilkins: Sure you would like a cup of Wilkins to wash it down?
3:10 Community Coffee! Baton Rouge and New Orleans’s own! 4:44 rare color Commercial (most likely aired 1956-1960. The Community Coffee home market of New Orleans was among the first to get Live Local Color TV capabilities in the United States (and most possibly the first Color tv market in the Southern States) in 1956 (Though the Local NBC Affiliate WDSU (to this day, WDSU has always been the NBC affiliate in New Orleans, dating back to their founding in 1948, making them not only one of, if not the longest tenured NBC Affiliates South of DC, they’re also the first TV station in the Deep South
4:12 bob robber: this is a stick up give me the money! Larryboy: sorry I'm on my community coffee break. Bob robber: come on let me have it! (Machine gun fireing) Larryboy: I hate interruption.
I really want to make this puppet out of paper but there's only one problem there's no videos of how to make it so if you are great paper puppet maker sent in a link
12:04 bob: old man donovan just hire me to sell his crummy red diamond coffee. (Mario lights bob on fire🔥) Bob: oh woh woh woh! Larry: i think he just fired you too.
All the brands they promoted besides Wilkins coffee- Faygo strawberry Nash’s coffee Community coffee Sohio jackpot Jomar coffee Dugans bread Calso water Latouraine coffee Taystee bread Franks soda Kraml milk Marina bread Red diamond coffee
8:49 Larry: taystee is will be the first bread on the moon! (💥space shuttle exploded💥) Bob: now what? Larry well taystee is still the best bread on earth.
Wilkins: When did you have your last cup of wilkins Wontkins: Alaska and it wanst wilkins *gets hit by a hammer* Wilkins: He said his last cup! Years later..... Wait wait wait weher you going? Elmo: ALASKA Its faster when you drive Elmo: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
10:42 Larry: merita is gonna be the first bread on the moon! (💥space shuttle exploded💥) Bob: now what? Larry well merita is still the best bread On earth.
"Why were you speeding?"
"I was going for a soda!"
"Was it Franks?"
"Yeah!"
"You're free to go!"
"Thanks!"
Buy some Wilkins coffee today!
Or that frog will appear in your bed tonight.
It got discontinued I’m COOKED
For your own health.
I love both the bank robber skit and the stagecoach skit.
Since I was born in 2000, I never saw any Wilkins Coffee in any store. I thought Jim Henson just made that coffee up.
I was born in 2007 and thought the same thing. Then I found out it was a real beverage and it was discontinued.
That's too bad, I would have loved to see what the coffee looked like in person
.
Wilkins Coffee has been defunct since 1992.
“Wanna try some Wilkins coffee?”
“No I only drink Nash’s”
*reality collapses*
Wilkins: Oh Grandma, I brought your Wilkins Coffee.
Wontkins: I'm the big bad wolf, and I just ate your grandma!
Wilkins: Well have some Wilkins Coffee to wash her down.
Actually it's "Grandma it's Little Red riding hood with you're Wilkins coffee"
0:58 Thank you for providing the full version of that particular ad. The one I found was incomplete.
Poor Tim, trapped in an endless loop of commercials, with different products, forever
Wilkins: I have Nash's Coffee and another kind of coffee.
Wontkins: I want the Cheap stuff!
(birds cheeping)
Wilkins: Sorry but that other coffee is for the birds.
6:46 Larry: have some wilkins tea get on top.
Bob: I'll take the tea on the bottom.
(All the tea fall down)
Larry: ah another man who thinks for himself.
I'm just convinced at this point that Wilkins is just looking for reasons to commit crimes against humanity.
Aren't we all?
I am, too.
Fun fact: Decades later Jim Henson complained the original TMNT movie was too violent :/
*Wilkins:* OKAY BUDDY HOW’BOUT SOME WILKINS COFFEE?
*Wontkins:* BUT I NEVER TOUCHED THE STUFF!
*gets blasted by Godzilla shooting his Atomic Breath*
*Wilkins:* YOU’LL GET A NUCLEAR BLAST IF YOU DON’T TAKE SOME WILKINS! =D
2:44 birds: cheap cheap cheap
List of brands (in no particular order):
Wilkins Coffee (incl. Instant, Decaffeinated, and Wilkins Tea), Faygo Strawberry, Nash's Coffee, Community Coffee, SOHIO, Jomar Instant, Dugan's Bread, Calso Water, La Touraine Coffee, Taystee Bread, Frank's Beverages (incl. Ginger Ale and Orange Nectar), Kraml Milk, Merita Bread, and Red Diamond Coffee
There is a particular order: The one in which the brand appears.
4:44 larry: think the Indians will attack us? Bob: nah All we've got is a shipment of community coffee.
(Indians attacking) larry: someday you'll learn that everybody drinks
Community coffee!
The anti tv violence one got me.
Now I'm not gonna drink anymore Wilkins coffee
@@reubenguttenberg7405
(PISSED MODE: 20000%)
AAAAAAAAA-
(one moment please)
(Boom!)
Now He's Not Gonna Drink Any More Coffee!
I’m glad the dude got his revenge on Kermit in the Bread and sausage commercials.
That's a Different Guy
@@deionpehowdy Ever heard the definition of a joke.
@@ZombieN8YT I Know.
I love Wilkins and Wontkins!
Kermit and Grimace be like! 😂😂
1:41 bob: help help my parachute won't open!
Larry: try some wilkins instant coffee! I'll give him a lift.
Wilkins You know, people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee just blow up sometimes.
Wontkins: Oh that's a lot of...
(BOOM!)
Wilkins: See what I mean?
WILKINS Have some Wilkins coffee
WONTKIN Why a I say a I take some
WILKINS Suprisinf how many people are switching to
Wilkins Coffee
0:00
Honestly I’m amazed nobody had tried to revive the Wilkins coffee brand. If it really was this good, I would honestly try it just to see how good it is if there get brought it back.
5:53 larry: I have Dugans bread and another kind.
Bob: I want the cheap stuff!
Birds: cheap, cheap, cheap.
Larry: that other bread is for the birds.
6:15 Haruka: I Like Homestyle Bread! :-D
Minami: I Don't! |:-(
Haruka: I Love Dugan Homestyle Bread! :-D
Minami: I Don't! |:-(
*Explosion*
Minami: Just Kidding Mr. Dugan!
I know Wilkins gives Wontkins some coffee!
Wonkins: Big Deal!
Wilkins: I like these punchy commercials.
If you don’t drink Wilkins coffee you don’t get subscribed
But I am subscribed!
[BOOM]
Maybe you should’ve checked
@@KaseyLeitch I subbed to you
Ah that's a lot of-
I drink it
6:15 Larry: I like homestyle bread.
Bob: I don't.
Larry: I love Dugans homestyle bread.
Bob: I don't.
(💥Gunshots💥)
Bob: just kidding Mr Dugans!
Wilkins: want wilkins coffee?
Wontkins: No
Wilkins: [puts a pin into wontkins voodoo doll, then flings it]
Wontkins; OUCH!
Wilkins: Wilkins coffee stops you from being pinned to the bed!
People who dont drink wilkins just cannot control themselves
What if there was a reverse version of these commercials, like this:
Callie: I can use my wand to grant one of you 3 wishes, and one of you only one wish.
Wontkins: Why dont you choose Wilkins, because he drinks more Wilkins coffee than me.
Wilkins: That is true!
Callie: Actually, since i've seen in the past whats happen to your Wontkins, you'll get three wishes.
*Both Wilkins and Wontkins are shocked*
Wontkins: (says to camera) I guess even though Wilkins got unlucky, Wilkins Coffee can still bring you good luck at times.
Looks like a clever idea for a commercial when the coffee is revived.
Wilkins: Want some Wilkins Coffee with your pie?
Wontkins: No, just give me the pie!
(Wilkins throws a pie on Wontkins)
Wilkins: Sure you would like a cup of Wilkins to wash it down?
After watching this, it has got me confused about what brand of coffee was in Kermit's mug on the Muppet Show
3:10 Community Coffee! Baton Rouge and New Orleans’s own!
4:44 rare color Commercial (most likely aired 1956-1960. The Community Coffee home market of New Orleans was among the first to get Live Local Color TV capabilities in the United States (and most possibly the first Color tv market in the Southern States) in 1956 (Though the Local NBC Affiliate WDSU (to this day, WDSU has always been the NBC affiliate in New Orleans, dating back to their founding in 1948, making them not only one of, if not the longest tenured NBC Affiliates South of DC, they’re also the first TV station in the Deep South
I like that black monster chomping! 3:03
5:10 Larry: buy community coffee or else.
Bob: or else what?
(💥tv exploded💥)
Bob: buy community coffee it's cheaper than the television set.
wontkins: what are seeing that community coffee?
Wilkins: Well, look for yourself!
5:46 Brand change to Jomar.
I think I will begin to drink Wilkins' coffee.
4:12 bob robber: this is a stick up give me the money!
Larryboy: sorry I'm on my community coffee break.
Bob robber: come on let me have it!
(Machine gun fireing)
Larryboy: I hate interruption.
1:09 bob: old man wilkins just hire me to sell his crummy wilkins coffee.
(Mario lights bob on fire🔥)
Larry: i think he just fired you too!
Older folks: "Nothing but VIOLENCE on t.v. these days!"
The t.v. they had growing up:
6:26 Brand change back to Wilkins.
10:10 Brand change to Kraml.
seeing how Jim Henson and inc made the money and his own inc had get bigger too, and his own workings with his art too,
1:20 bob: now I'm not gonna drink anymore wilkins instant coffee!
(One moment please)
(💥bang!💥)
Larry: now he's not gonna drink anymore coffee!
Now I'm not gonna drink Faygo strawberry 🍓!
I don’t think Wilkins cares about the coffee, he just wants Wontkins to suffer
Wilkins coffee was bought out by Folgers
4:43 4:42 (SCREAMS)
Wilkins coffee is cool
2:20 Brand change to Nash's.
9:09 Brand change to Frank's.
0:00 Larry: you know people who don't drink wilkins coffee just blow up some time.
Bob: oh that's a lot of...(💥boom!💥)
Larry: see what i mean?
8:08 Brand change to Taystee.
To make this short, if you don’t drink Wilkins coffee, you’re not drinking anything at all
Imagine wilkins and wontkins appeared in modern muppet shows like sesame street, Elmo's world, etc...
You’re last Wilkins video.
1:19
5:53 Brand change to Dugan's.
7:00 Brand change to Calso.
I really want to make this puppet out of paper but there's only one problem there's no videos of how to make it so if you are great paper puppet maker sent in a link
the main reason why there’s no video about how to make a wilkins / wontkins puppet is because they're pretty obscure,
@@strangesphereoidcreature no, the reason is that we never asked
Aw yes... mister master paper puppet maker
wontkins: oh that's a lot of
Just kidding Mr Dugans! 6:21
12:04 bob: old man donovan just hire me to sell his crummy red diamond coffee.
(Mario lights bob on fire🔥)
Bob: oh woh woh woh!
Larry: i think he just fired you too.
All the brands they promoted besides Wilkins coffee-
Faygo strawberry
Nash’s coffee
Community coffee
Sohio jackpot
Jomar coffee
Dugans bread
Calso water
Latouraine coffee
Taystee bread
Franks soda
Kraml milk
Marina bread
Red diamond coffee
2:00 Brand change to Faygo.
Embaassing Windy
3:10 Brand change to Community.
11:20 Brand change to Red Diamond.
I saw that the kraml milk had staples when Wilkins said he loves his Kraml milk also there was one small and one big
I Wonder How Many Times Wonkins Had To Be Cleaned Or Replaced In These Ads
5:30 Brand change to Sohio.
7:29 Brand change to La Touraine.
Lid close on wontkins nose 2:45
This is the Segata Sanshiro of puppets.
6:34 Wilkins Pond
(Not an official name, it's just one I gave it)
Y’know sometimes when people don’t drink Wilkins they just fly somewhere oh my ooof wow man
8:49 Larry: taystee is will be the first bread on the moon!
(💥space shuttle exploded💥)
Bob: now what?
Larry well taystee is still the best bread on earth.
What creatures were Wilkins and Wontkins
@D P thank you
@@mugenfightnight1934 what were they, the reply was deleted
@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden he said they were a blob thing and some lizard type thing I can't remember
@@mugenfightnight1934 Wilkins is a frog and I think wonkins is a blob thing just like how you said
Wilkins and Wontkins are muppets.
Wilkins Coffee
9:44 Wontkins is me.
Wilkins: Drink Wilkins coffee!
Wontkins: no
Wilkins: 179 Roberts Ln. Chicago, IL, USA 60605
gee I wonder why these brands are no longer around...
Wilkins: When did you have your last cup of wilkins
Wontkins: Alaska and it wanst wilkins *gets hit by a hammer*
Wilkins: He said his last cup!
Years later.....
Wait wait wait weher you going?
Elmo: ALASKA
Its faster when you drive
Elmo: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
If you dont drink commuity coffee i make you nickelodeon logo
Why is this making me want to drink coffee? I’m only 15.
10:42 Larry: merita is gonna be the first bread on the moon!
(💥space shuttle exploded💥)
Bob: now what?
Larry well merita is still the best bread
On earth.
The Mlg 2 Chica Show
Kermit endorsed Faygo? I didn't know he was hood like that.
Why do I get a 5 second ad before playing? That's useless
Birds: Cheep cheep cheap 2 5:58
i like wilkins coffee yaaaaaay
Did you eat eggo mini pancakes for breakfast?
Fa: No just let me sleep.
(BOOM!) SORRY BUDDY TIME FOR SCHOOL
@@parisjacobs7633 what are you eating
Want some Frank's ginger ale with your pie
1:02 Okay… that one is pretty psychotic
I'll take the tea on the bottom. 6:48
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