Everyone talking about when Jessica took her belt off to whip the boys but nobody is talking about when she took that shoe off. *Scared Asian children noises*
Is it wrong that I agree with a lot of Jessica's comments on parenting? "We're your parents we don't have to tell you anything... Plus I forgot." Lolol
@@prg4647 At a certain point its counter productive. Once the kid is a teenager all you doing by intentionally hiding thing from them is building a lack of trust or hurting yourself by not mentioning some serious issue.
I might be wrong, but they didn't really vandalize it, no? They just drew a dick in the dust of her car. You can just wipe it off, or wait for it to rain.
Jessica’s fear of sleepovers is not unfounded. My next door neighbor was a secretary for a lawyer who practiced family law. He had many child abuse cases and 9 times out of 10 the first time the child was molested it was at a sleepover. It wasn’t just sleepovers with friends but sleepovers with relatives too. She doesn’t allow sleepovers at all and now we don’t either.
My parents didn't let me sleepover until they met and actually trusted the parent and always gave me the whole talk before about this topic. During my way through college, my sister was a lawyer in family law too and I was the babysitter of many of her workmates because they literally trusted no one else. I get it, many times at the beginning my sister would come crying, they see horrible stuff. I was actually sad to stop babysitting those children bc I cared for their well being and was afraid of other people who had them when they are this vulnerable
Honey, I swear...Just let Jessica whoop those kids' asses, like they all deserve. Also, thank you Random Clipz for the compilations. There aren't much fanmade fotb content on yt, so I appreciate your uploads even more :)
@@1000guy1I doubt those kids' fathers or mothers have even tried to raise their children, let alone discipline them. Because any slightly well brought up child knows you're not supposed to touch a stranger's car, especially at the age those boys were at (probably 16-18.) There's a reason why Jessica's children would never EVER do anything of the sort. I grew up in a neighbourhood with kids like those and my dad's car was scratched/keyed and even painted on. Indeed those kids' parents never tried to teach them anything about their behaviour - some even said their kids could do what they wanted because 'it's a free society.'
@@antonioyazzie4615:-) My heart is still a little broke, But I wont let him know that. I try not to cry when he leaves after he visits me. It's rough being a mom lol.
"Hey! Shut your mouth. Nobody cares what you have to say!" Wish I was still in school so I could say that to my classmates who always butts in when the teacher is talking
When she took her belt out 😂😂😂 You know it was about to go down 😂
She whipped it out fast too, so you know she was used to it.
When the belt comes out, and it’s the type of leather that is rough on the skin, you know blood is about to be shed...
#asianmoms lol
And then the shoe! It reminded me of my abuela and her chancla!
😂😂couldn't stop laugjing at that scene
Everyone talking about when Jessica took her belt off to whip the boys but nobody is talking about when she took that shoe off.
*Scared Asian children noises*
IIPixel *Scared Latino noises*
@@vinu_veralu somali kids crying
White mamma laughing till I pee.
Eastern European kids start running.
Thats when my childhood trauma got real
when she took the belt off the hispanic kid in me bolted
^^^^^this
Bro I felt the same. That look she gave when she took the belt, was a crazy look.
So did I
The Asian kid in me flew out of the window the moment that belt showed up
The Greek in me shat itself
Honey is just lowkey annoying tryna prevent jessica from smacking em’, I really wanted her to say “you hit my belt with your bodies”
She is gonna get in trouble for hitting minors as an adult. Honey is just looking out for her.
Chingiz Zhylkybayev didnt she once hit a group of boys with her car? Just saying
@@the1iguess they hit her car with their bodies
B.S H I am fucking dead 💀😂😂
B.S H LOL I know what’s so hard to understand???
Is it wrong that I agree with a lot of Jessica's comments on parenting? "We're your parents we don't have to tell you anything... Plus I forgot." Lolol
I do too. Then again, Hispanics have the same belief in hard parenting
@@prg4647 At a certain point its counter productive. Once the kid is a teenager all you doing by intentionally hiding thing from them is building a lack of trust or hurting yourself by not mentioning some serious issue.
eldon498 i got a headache just from reading that
@@eldon498 HA! no, that doesn't happen
@@prg4647 in Norway we have something called "spanking law". Its illegal to hit your child
Jessica seeing the positive, then being Jessica again.
*“You will thanked me for not getting Pedophiled.”*
Does that actually happen ?
@@farahanshaik8860 my mom never let me sleepover when i was young for that reason so i guess it does
@@leena7961 Oh my gosh same. I thought I was the only one.
@@leena7961 SAMEEE I COULD NEVER GO BC OF THAT REASON
A good friend holds you back, a great friend gives you an alibi
The belt came off so smoothly. I can respect that.
She should sue the teenagers for vandalizing her car.
It will cost her money which she hates
@@noobmaster1166 Then she should become a prosecutor herself x)
She should smack their parents for vandalizing her car. Kidding, i prefer report
I might be wrong, but they didn't really vandalize it, no? They just drew a dick in the dust of her car. You can just wipe it off, or wait for it to rain.
They only drew in the dust, it's not like they scratched it or painted on it. She wouldn't have a case for vandalism.
"Eclipse?!"
What episode was that in??
ARMY
Jessica’s fear of sleepovers is not unfounded. My next door neighbor was a secretary for a lawyer who practiced family law. He had many child abuse cases and 9 times out of 10 the first time the child was molested it was at a sleepover. It wasn’t just sleepovers with friends but sleepovers with relatives too. She doesn’t allow sleepovers at all and now we don’t either.
Little Blizzard well, I’m sold.
I wonder if her children is molested, she will come to smack molester instead
My parents didn't let me sleepover until they met and actually trusted the parent and always gave me the whole talk before about this topic. During my way through college, my sister was a lawyer in family law too and I was the babysitter of many of her workmates because they literally trusted no one else. I get it, many times at the beginning my sister would come crying, they see horrible stuff. I was actually sad to stop babysitting those children bc I cared for their well being and was afraid of other people who had them when they are this vulnerable
PolliitoAle I believe you. I hope they stay safe
jadeyes914 good. Keeping your babies safe is the most important thing in the whole world
"TIC TACS IN YOUR FACE!" may possibly my new favorite Jessica quote
I would love to watch the show.. but for me it is all about Jessica. If they had a show centered on her I would watch it in a heartbeat
There is honestly only one interesting or funny character in this entire show. I guess there is also grandma but she gets no screentime.
90 percent of the show is around her character
She didn't want the show to be renewed for the new season.
"Well thank you Mindy, and we will check back with you, in a few hours for an update.
Wait Wha--"
🤣
Jessica: *literally about to kill the teens with brutality*
Teens: lAuGhS
Tic Tacs to the FACE! TIC TACS
Honey, I swear...Just let Jessica whoop those kids' asses, like they all deserve.
Also, thank you Random Clipz for the compilations. There aren't much fanmade fotb content on yt, so I appreciate your uploads even more :)
I wounder what thoses kids fathers are like
@@1000guy1I doubt those kids' fathers or mothers have even tried to raise their children, let alone discipline them.
Because any slightly well brought up child knows you're not supposed to touch a stranger's car, especially at the age those boys were at (probably 16-18.)
There's a reason why Jessica's children would never EVER do anything of the sort.
I grew up in a neighbourhood with kids like those and my dad's car was scratched/keyed and even painted on. Indeed those kids' parents never tried to teach them anything about their behaviour - some even said their kids could do what they wanted because 'it's a free society.'
" don't get pepper in your eye ! "
That's some good advice for life.
I'm gonna put some dirt in ur eye
2:54 “You will thank me when you don’t get pedophiles.” My Hispanic mom is like this with sleepovers too 😂
Jessica...
Fine.
Jessica...
Fine.
Jessica...
Louis... 😡
I love Jessica sometimes children that are not Discipline by their parent need to be disciplined by society
Jessica and Honey are honestly one of the best friendship dynamics ever
Honey is such a good friend and honestly wonderful character. She's the bimbo we all strive to be
4:26
Honey is such a good friend. Jessica comes to spy on ppl, she bring snacks. XD
She whipped out that belt faster than Pootie Tang
*time for some smacks*
*pulls belt out*
Shits about to go down 😂😂
I've never seen this show but after a few clips... I FREAKING LOVE JESSICA!!!!
It's a sting operation!!!!! It's Captain CJ of the New York City Police!!!
Noine-noine!!!!
Neil Patrick Ambayec oh yes Brooklyn nine nine noice
What cracks me up laughing is when honey pass her chips lol
4:16 This was me when my son moved out a month ago LMAO
This comment hit my heart.
@@antonioyazzie4615:-) My heart is still a little broke, But I wont let him know that. I try not to cry when he leaves after he visits me. It's rough being a mom lol.
You have a son who moved out? how old are you? 😳 you look too young
When Jessica thought the drawing in the dust of her car was a rocket ship XD
It's clearly squirting fuel out of the top of...
4:09 and this is when I finally discover his name is louis
OMG I'm rewatching this 2 years later and i don't remember it at all🤣 going on a FOTB binge rn
I need a laugh track there
These videos are the best.
“Looouuuiiissss” 😂😂
As an Asian , I'm super proud of Jessica especially about the belt and shoe part ..
Your channel gives me life
“You will thank me when you don’t get pedophiled” 😂
2:35 everyone at the local Taco bell at 7 AM, right on the dot
“We’ll check in in a few hours”
Reporter :
“Wait wh-“
Who else was pissed off with Honey?
Ayu Thakur meeeee
To be honest she protected her the law or the d bags parents would favour the kids over Jessica specially since she isn't American as the kids
@@budani1473 True bro 😂
Omg I remember the tic tac part. Got me laughing so hard!
Why isn't this on Netflix damnit!?
When she whipped out the belt I got flashbacks
0:58 When your inner Robert Freeman kicks in.
Why is this just accurate representation of cultural lifestyles
The sleepover scene is so relateable. Oh, mom. 😂
The part when she threw them tic tacs was to funny
broooo I cant with jessica
Aliyah Tolar what do you mean?
She took her belt off.......childhood flashbacks 😭
The Mom in this show is amazing!
2:31 She says this like it’s some clever play on words when that’s literally just what “Drive-Thru” means.
Coffee!
the moment she took off her belt **shudder** 🥺
1:49 when your crush talks to you at school
“It a rocketship blasting from two balls of smoke!!!”
The belt ultimate Asian/Eastern approach. It means serious and it works. Hence why become much better behaved
Because we're your parents. You tell us everything. We don't tell everything or we forgot.
Lol
"Hey! Shut your mouth. Nobody cares what you have to say!" Wish I was still in school so I could say that to my classmates who always butts in when the teacher is talking
Biggest fan ever 😊
these are really putting me into the rabbit hole.
lmao the intense music that started playing when she glared at them they were so lucky honey was there i swear
I love how she said Louis at 4:09
3:57
The subtle jessica jessica is so funny
Lol
"I wouldn't joke about that, I saw that happened to a french boy in a documentary. Flew right in to the sun." 🤣🤣🤣
Angry Driver: I NEED HASHBROWNS!
Reporter: Of course everyone’s concern is for the safety of the tortoise
Angry Driver: COFFEE!
😂😂😂😂
Great job 👏
When she said hey 0:09
The boys knew this lady was not going to take their attitude
Lol
"Why didn't you tell us there's no party?" "Because we're your parents we don't have to tell you things. You have to tell us things- plus I forgot."
" Eclipse! , oh " 😂
2:45
That cut was legendary.
The rocket one oh my God lmao
I love drama 🎭 acting because I took drama class in high school 🏫
the eclipse part 😭😭😭😭
4:08 lmao
Jessica: pure inspiration
its a rocketship 😂😂😂
Just realized the Good Morning Orlando host is captain CJ on Brooklyn Nine Nine!
Tictacs to the face!! 😂😂😂
When you accidentally talk back to your mom but your dad is out here Tryna save his kids life. 0:57
Dave’s father inspired the “my dad left to get the milk” thing
the secne where jessica said time for some smack it got me laughing so haaard
Jessica may be my favourite sitcom character of all time
Eclipse.. I love that one
When Jessica thought it was a Rocketship😂
But the boys got lucky cuz hunny was there everyone was there 💀💀
I have exact same see through shirt that Jessica wears at the end of the video.🥰
"its an rocket ship" 🤣
You’re in control not them!! 😂
0:53 Never make Asian mom pissed or this will happened.
Aww, tortoises are so cute~
she whipped out the mf belt😂
Jessica gets the best lines.
flawless took her belt off lol 😂
Yeah...I’m with Jessica in disciplining those kids
3:02 well damn 😂😂😂
My parents when I get less than a 90 : 0:55
Big fan
2:22 Mindy? That's Carla!
“THIS IS HAPPENING!!”
I love all the 90s references.
Okay Jessica is everything.... Case closed