Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #13

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  • @hmwoof6272
    @hmwoof6272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    “There’s no such thing as a best friend. It’s just something hello kitty made up to sell more hello kitties!!!” 😂

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    Constance looks so cute when she says "I'm mad, I'm super mad. I'm just waiting until tomorrow when everybody leaves". She's the engine that runs this show.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Briguy1027 Yeah, I wish the Dad were a better actor. And that they were all more expressive (its not 30 Rock, it’s a slice of life: Asian in 90s USA, they don’t have to do it deadpan), I blame the director for that.

    • @lllllllllarose
      @lllllllllarose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      seededsoul I think the dad is awesome! He paints a very typical Asian dad

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mom Lipstick character is fine, writing is “OK”. Actor is bad.

    • @sanzuu1004
      @sanzuu1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly, I felt that in my gut as soon as she said it. It's a terrifying saying.

    • @deathendz
      @deathendz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the way she said it reminds me of exactly how my parents would act when we were with other friends/family members and I was misbehaving. They would smile and act like everything is ok but would give me that EXACT same look which told me I wasn't going to feel my hand for the next few days once we got home (they would hit it with a cane)

  • @alfajosefannygabriel431
    @alfajosefannygabriel431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2367

    Louis and Jessica is like hufflepuff and slytherin .. love it

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Well, louis is kinda unreliable, so jessica have to control everything. If louis is the one charge, jessica will ask divorce instead 😂

    • @alfajosefannygabriel431
      @alfajosefannygabriel431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mymagicloulou4394 oof ,,, well yes lmao

    • @balsam4161
      @balsam4161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @bebekkurus
      @bebekkurus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      eventhough man is the leader of the family, woman in chinese family manage everything and most of the time control everything.

    • @googleassistant4070
      @googleassistant4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And their sons being a ravenclaw

  • @suncore598
    @suncore598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3036

    A calm angry Jessica is a scary Jessica

    • @JohnDoe-rw4hl
      @JohnDoe-rw4hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also, was that line by Jessica an example of breaking the fourth wall or a meta description, if not _the_ "Meta Description?" Also, edit the timestamp of the line into your comment, please: 5:56.

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @lilyyang831
      @lilyyang831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aka passive aggressive

    • @tanyamarkova4071
      @tanyamarkova4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well most of the womaen does.

    • @spicypineapplez9445
      @spicypineapplez9445 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every Jessica is a scary Jessica

  • @amann-jg5yy
    @amann-jg5yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Why do you still have this picture? "
    "Because I look good. "
    Love her confidence 😂😂❤️

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    We have a dishwasher that has not been used in the 20 years that we've lived here. I thought it was a dryer rack for dishes until I went to one of my white friends house for dinner. After we finished the food his mom placed the dishes in what I thought was the dryer rack and pressed some buttons and it started to make noises. Never in my 15 years of being alive was I so confused at the time.

    • @neojenshi4055
      @neojenshi4055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My uncle does that too

    • @wesley2508
      @wesley2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I never used a dish washer until junior year of college. It's magical

    • @merveilla
      @merveilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Relatable.

    • @sct4040
      @sct4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought it was just my crazy family who had a perfectly good dishwasher that we were not allowed to use.
      We also used it as a dish rack.

    • @failedmycaptchatest
      @failedmycaptchatest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't notice that my grandparents use their dishwasher as a drying rack until fresh off the boat. I thought that I just never happened to be in the room while it was running 🤣

  • @fantasyland3646
    @fantasyland3646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Who pets a dear ,what is she snow white"
    Love this Line

  • @duckduckgoose_2425
    @duckduckgoose_2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Why do you even have this photo?"
    "Cause I look amazing, "
    I felt that.

  • @harveyph1962
    @harveyph1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Who pets a dear?!
    *WhAt iS sHe SnOw wHiTe?!*
    LMAO

  • @coldslugger8219
    @coldslugger8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Pearl Jam?! That’s what I’m calling mayonnaise from now on” lol

    • @burnthetrolls5971
      @burnthetrolls5971 ปีที่แล้ว

      The stare Eddie gives him.means he knows what it means 🤣🤣🤣

  • @purplecatinlove1900
    @purplecatinlove1900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I'm mad I'm just waiting till everybody leaves sounds like my mom growing up

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr!

    • @budgiessx7781
      @budgiessx7781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right! Omygosh brings back memory.. suddenly remember like it was yesterday

    • @lllllllllarose
      @lllllllllarose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mom: You’ll know what happens when we arrive home :)

  • @chonwai
    @chonwai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    most chinese people back then will never make a scene, but they will wait till they get home and then explode in anger...it was really hard for us kids back then, having to deal with the adults absolute authority...

    • @raymondhsu6407
      @raymondhsu6407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      william wan “Back then”? Don’t think it’s really changed haha

    • @mylingnovels8000
      @mylingnovels8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      koreans do the same thing....

    • @baganzabaganza2826
      @baganzabaganza2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never met actually, poor you guys

    • @binogogamez2897
      @binogogamez2897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think most Asian countries do that, I'm an Indian and boii nothing has changed

    • @dctang5555
      @dctang5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's very true

  • @TheMscandy123
    @TheMscandy123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "buy it!"
    "You landed on jai-"
    "SOLD"

  • @dayajr01
    @dayajr01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I kinda felt bad that Jess said "Should I become a Ventriloquist?"
    The puppet: So what she say?
    Jess: :,(

    • @Ludvig377
      @Ludvig377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jess. Like I’m a dog >:(

  • @lionblaze210
    @lionblaze210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    My mom in a nutshell: “Oh, I’m mad. I’m super mad. I’m just waiting until tomorrow when everyone leaves.”

  • @cindywang8852
    @cindywang8852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "What you still have this photo"."Because I look amazing!"

  • @justinthompson2817
    @justinthompson2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I’m gonna buy a house...for Connie.
    No thanks, it’ll just get repossessed.
    Dammmnnn! Lol 😂

  • @TheLadyTLF32
    @TheLadyTLF32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    RIP DMX ..Such a legendary talent gone too soon.. I forgot he guest star on here.

  • @inunekochan
    @inunekochan ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I nearly spay out my drink when it was revealed that the mother and sister were in the same room 😂😂💀💀

  • @jamesonholbrook3969
    @jamesonholbrook3969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jessica is honestly a good mom and my new favorite person

  • @andernaugle8962
    @andernaugle8962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    6:50 is the most accurate thing I’ve seen so far

  • @blablatoto5003
    @blablatoto5003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Who pet a dear?? Who is she snow white??" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ereagan4
      @ereagan4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blabla toto: Deer

  • @diwaghimire4062
    @diwaghimire4062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "You are not mad?" "Oh I am mad. I am super mad. I am just waiting till tomorrow when everybody to leave"
    When guests leave burst out of anger because you are breathing to loud 😂😂
    So like my mom or typical Asian mom 😂😊

    • @BoaConstrictor126
      @BoaConstrictor126 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of my Asian friends' moms are so sweet towards me but they admit they're not like that towards their own kids

  • @CT-bb4xv
    @CT-bb4xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That conversation about thanksgiving with all the hidden meaning behind each word... 😂 scary to say but it’s true. That’s just how we are. Had to witness my mother and aunt sneakily degrade each other about who was aging faster without actually saying it. When my father helped me analyze why they were so thorny with each other afterwards I was shook at how many underlying messages I didn’t catch. 🤭

  • @floradee4602
    @floradee4602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This comedy is just the best!!!!

  • @thnktank1
    @thnktank1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oscar is allergic to mangoes!😂
    It was at that moment I broke down.

  • @rubailey4888
    @rubailey4888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I've honestly watched all of these clips .
    Some more than you once.
    I love Jessica sm 😂💛💛

  • @workinprogress5887
    @workinprogress5887 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Pearl jam! That's what I'm calling mayonnaise from now on"..what a thought

  • @skippss01
    @skippss01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jessica is terrifying and I love it

  • @DidNotAppearInAustralia2018
    @DidNotAppearInAustralia2018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:57 “Aren’t you tried of having to fight over one measly roast duck?”
    *me now remembering that my aunt look like she wanted to hurt me bad on Chinese New Year when I took the roast duck thigh... one of the best bits of the whole dish...*

  • @angelstarfire
    @angelstarfire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    6:46 literally my mum whenever I do something silly

  • @NatsuDragneel07
    @NatsuDragneel07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    And those whale shorts........are appropriate for a man his age 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Behen786
      @Behen786 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      natsu dragneel I read this comment just as Jessica was saying it!!

    • @bobwashere4863
      @bobwashere4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot that her sister said, “I bought those shorts”

  • @kidrauhlBiebzX
    @kidrauhlBiebzX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I got a mini heart attack when I read published in 2019 don’t know why, it has t sunk in that it’s 2k19 yet maybe

    • @wendy_u_sleep
      @wendy_u_sleep 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I always see you lol

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A cup of Tae with two Sugas and a Kookie
      Someone call the mini WAHHHH-mbulance!

    • @usnaarka
      @usnaarka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R8 now I wish it was still 2k19, 2020 is kinda gross

  • @yikeslmaook9612
    @yikeslmaook9612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lol “and she tried to out-do me with her hair-do” me 😂

  • @dominicdo2719
    @dominicdo2719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm super mad I'm just waiting for tmr after everybody leaves"
    I felt that one

  • @TheWolfmanC
    @TheWolfmanC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Louis: 1,2,3,4,5 Buy It
    Connie: you landed on Jail
    Louis: Sold!
    😂😂😂

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Buy it!”
    “You landed on jail...”
    “SoLd!”

  • @tomaf
    @tomaf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the subtitles when she's talking to her sister. ""swamp dungeon" ;-P

  • @mymyj1968
    @mymyj1968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Awww rest in paradise DMX

  • @joeychan8783
    @joeychan8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm scared by how accurate these funny moments are. I grew up in a western asian household. I also had to sleep in a closet because my parents wanted to impress my aunts and uncles. And many more things...

  • @TastyGamingQc
    @TastyGamingQc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    L: Y-you're not mad ?
    J: Ooh I'm mad, I'm super mad. I'm just waiting until tomorrow when everybody leaves. *Smile*

  • @aydantat8724
    @aydantat8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Just wait til Louis finds out eBay blew up across the world

  • @tesscrelli783
    @tesscrelli783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Why do you even still have this photo?"
    "BECAUSE I LOOK AMAZING." **angry scribbling**

  • @navodanikm637
    @navodanikm637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jessica is so Calm even though she is soo angry 😂

  • @Piwork69
    @Piwork69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just discovered this show. This compilation was hilarious.

  • @J.P.Robles
    @J.P.Robles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That “yeah” sounded different when Eddie showed them the Pearl Jam cd 😂

  • @ashashrestha4054
    @ashashrestha4054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jessica is my mom when she says 'i am mad I am super mad and I am just waiting for tomorrow when everyone leaves" 😂😂😂

  • @mariaerrai3299
    @mariaerrai3299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the translation of the sisters conversation

  • @conniechang9318
    @conniechang9318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "It'll just get repossessed" 😂😂

  • @LiLgPnoy15
    @LiLgPnoy15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The DMX caught me off guard!

    • @ymharun
      @ymharun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here!

  • @mrwiseass9191
    @mrwiseass9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao the sisters sub lines are hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @grateink6891
    @grateink6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:52 when you thought anime eyes weren’t possible

  • @viviviviivii1908
    @viviviviivii1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that man with his orchids is literally me with my plants lmaoo

  • @jayson9171
    @jayson9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oml Oscar is my life I would live with him😂

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "So, what did she say?" Lol 😂😂😂

  • @cherryblossom7120
    @cherryblossom7120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:35 those orchids were so lovely.🌺

  • @lailacarson4633
    @lailacarson4633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:03 literally me

  • @mythicalgod3731
    @mythicalgod3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Because I’m gorgeous” yass queen

  • @danlogrono8675
    @danlogrono8675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Slappy Goosebumps cameo!! Lmao

  • @ryleewaller7761
    @ryleewaller7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:45 when my dad does something stupid in front of people including my mom

  • @osmirod1
    @osmirod1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ohhhhhh DMX definitely smoked them 🥺🤌🏼

  • @TheShandukie
    @TheShandukie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    True sisters. They understand each other. Lol

  • @jeshanlepcha3097
    @jeshanlepcha3097 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “ Last year I got the beak “ jesussssssica

  • @barrydavis1808
    @barrydavis1808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:40 lol my favorite part 🤣🤣

  • @asiandoll6826
    @asiandoll6826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:50 “Dat bitch” 😂 I cant

  • @gorgessa
    @gorgessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I may seem calm but it’s a calm anger which is a much scarier type of anger

  • @Cris-qn2ii
    @Cris-qn2ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:19 "should I get matching bangs?"
    0:23: _Jessica has matching bangs_

  • @Wolfsbane909
    @Wolfsbane909 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how the guy names his orchids

  • @asmaqueen5844
    @asmaqueen5844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this show 🥰 it’s funny 😂😂

  • @잔나Jannah
    @잔나Jannah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "oh im mad, I'm super mad I'm just waiting for tomorrow and everybody to leave"

  • @sektor_ghost_live
    @sektor_ghost_live 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rip DMX u will be missed 😭

  • @TwistedAdventures42
    @TwistedAdventures42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Constance got all the best lines!

  • @richs4878
    @richs4878 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “So….what’d she say…?” 😂😂😂

  • @bobbyjones6668
    @bobbyjones6668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jessica is so adorable, and realistic

  • @jap1971
    @jap1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Lol spending 500$ on fortune telling but cannot spend a dollar for a candy (relatable)

  • @YogeshKumar-kf3yl
    @YogeshKumar-kf3yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how they give translation lol 3:27

  • @OwenRona
    @OwenRona 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    @6:45 ... absolutely 100% accurate LOL 😆

  • @urj210478
    @urj210478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Connie is the aunt we all wanted but could not have.

  • @explosionboy6821
    @explosionboy6821 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the chillest chinese family i’ve ever seen lmao

  • @saranneam1754
    @saranneam1754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Juice-secca

  • @daniellemhall1358
    @daniellemhall1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    DMX loving orchids is the best thing 😀😀😀😀😀

  • @Rajput-r5b
    @Rajput-r5b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The orchid guy is awesome af

  • @TheCaveman46
    @TheCaveman46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh!" Paula Abdul!" THUNK!

  • @YoshiBoi750
    @YoshiBoi750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really bummed that this show doesn't go forever, favorite show. They could've had at least 10000 season's....just my opinion

  • @wardasaqib6650
    @wardasaqib6650 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    waiting for everybody to leave is the real asian character

  • @D3bs1109
    @D3bs1109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She’s like my mom when she’s mad at my dad at a family dinner but act super calm and wait tomorrow to explode 😅 when it happens my dad drink all night and have fun because he knows it’s gonna be hard tomorrow 😝

  • @princessana2000
    @princessana2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    connie looks like the "i just wanna be appreciated" lady

  • @maye-annewaynewayne9223
    @maye-annewaynewayne9223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:27 to 1:30: the reason why l don’t have best friends but only companions.

  • @ArcticFalcon
    @ArcticFalcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:45 a replay button for me

  • @Mr.Badree
    @Mr.Badree 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funny thing is that the way jessica acts in the show is the way my mom actually is irl lol

  • @rayhollander
    @rayhollander 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom 1:27 "There are no best friends"

  • @yudoball
    @yudoball 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Juicica hahahahah
    That's a dad for sure

  • @noobmaster1166
    @noobmaster1166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Who pets a deer? What is she, snow white?

  • @leonleon2021
    @leonleon2021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ''Juicyca'' XDDDD

  • @mr.gabriel8024
    @mr.gabriel8024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    R.I.P to DMX Mehn...

  • @anakinskywalker2942
    @anakinskywalker2942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Should i marry Luis
    Me: Hahahahahhahaha😂😂🤣

  • @nicholaslawrence6926
    @nicholaslawrence6926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They should make a spin-off comedy with Connie and Steve as the main characters!

  • @katie-oy7wn
    @katie-oy7wn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Pearl Jam? That’s what I’m calling mayonnaise from now on!’

  • @deathrow5261
    @deathrow5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:34 oh it’s that meme guy

  • @adinmozingo6084
    @adinmozingo6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rip DMX