My husband. “i did my laundry, and brought the kid his toothpicks”. Yup, just being a parent. No extra points. I should be like “I rubbed down his eczema with coconut oil” “cleaned the bathroom drains of all the hair” “add your dinner and plate” “starched and ironed your clothes” “fed and put the kids to bed before i left for work” “made sure you had the debt card so you could get gas and lunch today....” “cut out the coupons for all your favorite restaurants that you go to for lunch and alphabetized them in a nice plastic box that you can keep in the work truck” “made you and your work mates brownies” on and on and on
@@tinydough8746 Done both. Parenting is way harder than the vast majority of jobs, and I've done everything from aerospace to marine electrician to paper pusher.
I live in a Mexican household and when one of my 7 siblings has lice we don't get rid of any of the stuff we just wash them and get rid of our lice with a comb or by hand
Ah, yes, the 90's lice scare. I actually got to stay home for a week because my dad was afraid I'd get lice at school (to be fair, they were really going all around at the time). It was awesome. A week of nothing but videogames and TV shows. And then I got my homework backlash and it was... significantly less awesome. Managed to escape the lice, though.
Maria Silva after my stuff animals were washed the dryer distorted their fluffiness and they were never the same its like when you wash the fur on your coat the dryer makes it look like a cottonball
I remember the days vividly when my mom used to cut my hair when I was really little, but that was before she decided to take me to an actual barbershop.
"It's not babysitting if they're your kids!"
"That's just being a parent!"
yaaaas🙌🏻
8 ooo 8ball v889 but 8ball v889 is is is the most most important thing got the v889 8ball pool pool v8 into into an v
The
9
This line was in BBT when howard and bernadette were arguing
Yes it was copied from Big Bang theory
'Parents can get lice? That wasn't in the pamphlet!' LMAO
And looks like they do need an exterminator to burn two things: lice and cash
I thought he said, lice can get lice?
"I have lice."
*backs away with a scary music*
123haninhk “Bao bao”
“My baby”
Next thing you know you’re homeless
@0:52
now in 2020, when you are sick
"Dear teacher,
Paper is paper"
Arthur Awai fucking hell my own ma told me this
Kevin Yu IDKY but same as mine and I’m pakistani 😂
TRUE
She’s right.
I LOVE HER SIGNATURE ❤
Constance Wu is a national treasure
Not anymore
I love her so much
@@nguyenkaitlyn6364 why?
Jian Gao probably to the fact that the show isn’t airing anymore /:
@@nguyenkaitlyn6364 How dare you! She'll always be our finest and most talented and beautiful Asian American actress!
*bao bao*
M Y B A B Y
"the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few"
One of the best quotes in the series
utilitarianism
shakira that was a reference to Star Trek
It’s a quote from Star Trek
Real world talk.
“At least poke holes!”
“You mean lice doors? No!”
Laughing so hard I’m crying 😂😂😂
"PARENTS CAN GET LICE, THAT WASN'T IN THE PAMPHLET"
“I'm sorry. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” 😂😂
"They're the pedophiles of the insect world."
Epic!
0:28 lol dear teacher paper is paper
I laughed so hard!
lol i recycle paper too and i’m white
actually a lot of teachers do too where i live
why waste paper
Touché.
At least poke air holes
You mean lice doors
No! >:[
XD
1:45 the cutest part, Evan is so adorable
Everything on this show is so quotable lmao 😂
1:44 this had me on the floor, moms can't resist their favorites
Frankly, I admire her for doing the paper thing.
"Paper IS paper."
hahaahhaahhaha
That Star Trek reference 😂 😂
Ik, I loved it 👏👏
"All that soda made his blood sweet. You think the lice can resist that?"
Hahahaha.
1:45
Evan: Bao bao.
Jessica: My baby.
My head started itching while watching the video. It’s weird cause it was itching before the video too. Oh wait...
Dramatic background music
nani
*gasp* 😨👩🚀
Weird Random Videos: 😀😀😀😮
*P A P E R I S P A P E R*
1:59 Evan's scream tho ahahahaha
you mean lice doors? no.
I love how Honey's husband is just the archetypal boomer.
Paper is paper
That had me crying and laughing in my bed for 12minutes
My husband. “i did my laundry, and brought the kid his toothpicks”. Yup, just being a parent. No extra points. I should be like “I rubbed down his eczema with coconut oil” “cleaned the bathroom drains of all the hair” “add your dinner and plate” “starched and ironed your clothes” “fed and put the kids to bed before i left for work” “made sure you had the debt card so you could get gas and lunch today....” “cut out the coupons for all your favorite restaurants that you go to for lunch and alphabetized them in a nice plastic box that you can keep in the work truck” “made you and your work mates brownies” on and on and on
The Unsalted And worked 8 hours in an office.
And you did what again..? Lol, cute.
Hi I know I don't know you but I want you to know you're awesome.
Have a good day an I hope this message finds you well.
@@tinydough8746 Done both. Parenting is way harder than the vast majority of jobs, and I've done everything from aerospace to marine electrician to paper pusher.
@@ShredPenguins Jobs are more or less predictable. Kids? Yeah, good luck lol.
Him:"my mum likes to reuse paper"
Me being Chinese:"isn't that normal "
Smith. A well known Chinese family name dating back to the Ming dynasty. Sure.
@@buckcheep hes half, look at his shorts video
i swear everything Jessica says is brilliant
"lice doors" I'm dying!!!
"Exactly what! Louis I thought we were a team"
And I appreciate that?
That's....
"my mom likes to recycle paper, she wrote a note on the bottom"
"dear teacher, paper is paper" 😂
“Dear Teacher,
Paper is paper.”
I’m having flashbacks LOL
“House good! You buy!”
Lmao😂
Kid: HAAH at least poke air holes at the top
Jessica: YOU MEAN LICE DOORS NO!?!?!?
0:33 yaaahh my mom did that too and wrote her signature hahahahaha
1:45 This is the most emotional Jessica I've seen
The more I watch these videos clips the more I want to watch the whole show.
I live in a Mexican household and when one of my 7 siblings has lice we don't get rid of any of the stuff we just wash them and get rid of our lice with a comb or by hand
Plus...lice don't like us.
In a slavic household, you just completely shave all the infected. No hair, no lice!
Her handwriting is LIT ✨✨😍
1:48 😂😂😂😂
I love Evan
He's so cute!
He's sooo cute
Ah, yes, the 90's lice scare. I actually got to stay home for a week because my dad was afraid I'd get lice at school (to be fair, they were really going all around at the time). It was awesome. A week of nothing but videogames and TV shows. And then I got my homework backlash and it was... significantly less awesome. Managed to escape the lice, though.
"paper is paper"
- constance wu (2019)
0:38 dear teacher , paper is paper
‘Baobao’
‘My baby’
*me with my doggy*
I can't get over that recycled paper 😂 Because that is so true.
🖖🏻
🖖🏻
I'm sorry. The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few
I know... I've always known😂😂😂
Lisa Kimoni as I saw your comment I was up to that part
“Then we’ll have lice together.”
... that is the most disgusting and romantic line I’ve ever heard in my life.
I got lice in summer school my parent cut my hair short and I lost my favorite toys😭
Why did you loose your toys?
Maria Silva after my stuff animals were washed the dryer distorted their fluffiness and they were never the same its like when you wash the fur on your coat the dryer makes it look like a cottonball
I never got lice but my parents cut my hair anyway and i lost my toys too.
I remember the days vividly when my mom used to cut my hair when I was really little, but that was before she decided to take me to an actual barbershop.
@@mylingnovels8000 z
"parents can get lice? that wasn't in the pamphlets" PLEASE HHSHAHAHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂The long live and prosper sign had me
Jessica's character is awesome. She's great and absolutely beautiful. ❤
"FOTB Funny Moments #19" aka "Constance Wu telling all the jokes and looking fine as hell for 4 minutes"
Dear teacher
Paper is paper
Sounds like something I do 😂
having lice together sounds like the perfect solution
Imagine you were looking at a property description and all it said was, "House good. You buy."
No one is going to talk about the coming dear part? omg I'm dying
0:30 true, my mum saves all the blank side of the paper, and use it as normal paper
0:16 At first I heard Louis saying Jewish 😂😂😂
I had lice and my grandma combed it out.
JudyTheAlien that’s how people in Asia do
Constance Wu is hilarious
team Lessica😂😂😂😂
the paper part is so like my household
Biggest fan ever
you just have to put vinegar on the head and that's it, no biggie (and for whatever reason i can't stop scratching my head)
Great job 👏
Great job
0:34 I can totally relate to this
“Eddie it’s the middle of the day what are you doing here”
The needs of the many out weighs the needs of the few
please don't cancel this show its one of the last good shows on tv
So this is what John Krasinski did after The Office?
😂😂
first time ever seeing this sitcom but I love it
2:09
That squirm in her voice
That's hard to mimic
"you mean lice doors? No"
I love Jessica's hoodies
Luiseca 😂❤️
She was right. When they mentioned live, my head begun getting itchy.
When Eddie gets the corona virus 0:58
0:56 I have lice😂
i love how she went my babyyy
lmao it's just like the pandemic where we are avoiding each other because we're scared of contracting "lice"
Dear teacher paper is paper: *I actually can't* 😂🤣🤣😂
1:46 hold baby
Constance Wu is hooot! 😍
1996: i have lice
2020: i have corona
0:56 When you have COVID
She always looks gorgeous, but with that hair cap, DAYUMM!!!
"They're the pedophile of the insect world."
Hahahaha xD
"house good, you buy"
Ok the Star Trek Spock reference was great.
0:36 imagine being ginger and a browns fan. God can be cruel
Paper is paper. Lol 😊😊😊😂😂😂
All time favorite Louis wong is a funny guy Jessica Wong is funny too and lots of goosebumps
Sue Leung *huang
The noise at 0:05 and 0:11 sounds like when you hit a Minecraft boat
Jerry jerry jerry🤣😂
"You mean lice doors?? NO"
Why is Louis wearing grandma glasses? Lmao
The lice episode is my favorite
The lice episode was the funniest episode