I really thought he was gonna threaten to piss on him like “you can’t piss on hospitality, but I can piss on you!” like why make him do that with his belt like that right after 😂
Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you *literally a minute later* Elliot: can i come on your family vacation? Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!
*like 5 mins later* "we waited an HOUR & a HALF off schedule for your beau, & no sign of him ever showed up." when tf has a family ever spent 90 mins waiting for a daughter's bf they didn't even like? that's awfully nice of them
i had vip for danny and drew’s tour and danny asked us who our favorite youtubers besides them are and when i said you, he was like “how is your favorite youtuber someone who only uploads once every two months”
"But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich
when I first watched this movie I wanted the sister’s Garfield astrology sleep shirt so badly that I found it on eBay. I’m now the proud owner of a Sagittarius Garfield sleep shirt where he’s holding a bow and the arrow is pizza
Fun Fact: In the documentary "Best Worst Movie" it was revealed the actor that played the shopkeeper was in the midst of a manic episode and stumbled on to the film set without the director's knowledge. His performance was so good because he was in the middle of a manic episode.
that makes sense, I thought he was just the best actor in this film. but also, how does one...stumble onto set and the crew just rolls with it?? Who was the original actor going to play him?? did they just hand him a script?
@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseformehe stumbled onto the set manic without the director knowing he was having a manic episode, not that he was a random guy who showed up to the set
Fun fact: the original screenplay for Goblin was conceived by the screenwriter Rossella Drudi to be a twist on the traditional vampire story, in which the vampires were vegetarian, which is why the goblins fanatically hate meat. He did this because, and I quote, "at that point in my life, I had many friends who’d become vegetarians and it pissed me off."
@@AndysJackson Yeah, he didn't escape (his counselor or whatever recommended that he do the film) but he still was a patient at a mental hospital and he was high on Marijuana while doing this.
Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell. This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.
Imagine having a film where the wise old dude shows up with an axe, a molotov cocktail, and magical lightning from hell to slay vegetarian goblins. Oh wait...
Eddie: Do you think Joshua will A. Throw food in trash B. Spill juice on the food C. Move his frozen family D. Throw food out window Joshua: I pick option P
At least a very negligent one, like the kid was having hallucinations about his dead granfather that were causing him to misbehave and put himself in dangerous situations and they didn't give a shit
This movie was actually filmed on my great grandparents farm and in the party scene features a lot of my relatives including my grandma playing the piano 😂 We play this movie at almost every family reunion. May or may not have traumatized me as a child, but it’s a great effing time 👌
I love how Josh has a moment of hesitation before he bites into that abomination of a sandwich. Like he's thinking if he should do it or just let the goblins eat him
Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?
I thought you were going in a different direction with that. Honestly, with Grandpa's abilities, the movie has no conflict. He is some sort of powerful interdimessonal being. He could just solve it himself without involving anyone.
The way the actors present their lines sounds as if they don't actually speak english..... They just rehearsed the sounds they were supposed to make. Because the grammatical structure of almost every one of their sentences is driving me nuts.
I'm really late to this comment, but the actors have said that they actually brought up how weird the lines were as written as well as how they sounded, but the director just shot them down every time. Also, said director still thinks the film is a misunderstood masterpiece as opposed to the hot if entertaining garbage that it is.
i've loved this movie since i was a kid, and one of my favorite fun facts about it is that it was originally conceived as anti-vegetarian propaganda, which puts a lot of stuff, like the double decker bologna sandwich, into context, and yet somehow makes it even more absurd
Because he is..... Sadly he suffers from a condition where he can not actually grow facial hair. And he lost his nose in a tragic kite surfing accident. *flys away*
IN EDDY’S DEFENSE: yes, the “oh my goooooooooood” scene is a dead meme, but that’s the only thing I had seen from this movie before I watched this, while pretty much the entirety of The Room has been and continues to be memed to death.
okay i did recognize the fact that nilbog is goblin backwards only because an early version of D&D featured some sort of capricious fey god named nilbog who possessed goblins and made them perform ungoblinly acts
My uncle showed me this movie when I was 9 and I didnt want to watch it but for some reason decided to sit through it. I remember it being the scariest movie I had ever seen, and now I'm watching this. I feel ashamed of myself
"You know when one of your boys wants to intrude on his girlfriend's family vacation and you're just along for the ride." This actually happened to me once. It ended as badly as you would expect.
The concept of a summer farmer exchange program is brilliant. Who wouldn't want to move into a farm during the busiest time of year and spend your vacation doing manual labour. And which farmer wouldn't want to have some account from the city taking care of their farm during the most critical time of year which your entire livelihood depends on.
your account... ...Like you can't be a robot (or car) if you want to make a profile. does that mean whenever you are driving... ...think of it like A person who wants to be a train and identifies as one... They are driving in a hollowed-out, much larger, same species dude. So how do you get around... ...WAIT CARS CAN THINK AND TYPE!!! so how many people have maked-out in you or your friend and you were just like: "okay".
when me and my best friend go out and wake up hungover the next day our favourite thing to do is crack open amazon prime and find the WORST movies we possibly can.
I remember seeing this movie when I was 7 at my cousin's place and I was hiding for a while thinking it was going to be scary. I then witnessed the most Looney toons bullshit I had ever seen on film to that point, came out from behind the couch and asked my aunt with indignation "is this supposed to be scary?" She looked at me and said, "This is a failure in fear." I then began to just laugh at the rest of the movie and it was a great time!
Abilene and Midlothian are cities out here in Texas and honestly they fit right next to Nilbog. I totally didn't notice. It was the farmer exchange that gave away that stupid shit was going to happen.
Madison Sido it was fashion they went to the hairdressers and there like one perm please and then they gave them a perm and everyone’s like that looks goood I want a perm
I saw Nilbog in the captions and there’s another comment talking about “Numah” (didn’t grasp what they meant tho, its late lol) and my brain went “GOBLIN” Cause two weird names?? If shit’s weird its spelling backwards
You didn’t touch on the best scene - the popcorn sex scene that makes absolutely no sense. I watched this movie in high school with the boys and oh man that scene had me in tears. Love your content btw man
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 There’s a scene where the goblin witch disguises as a pretty girl and seduces one of Elliot’s friends, and the ensuing romance scene is so ‘hot’ that it pops all the popcorn in the cabinet and he drowns in it.
Fun fact: the guy who plays Eliot was my mom's teenage crush from church. Fast forward to the mid-2000s, and he's a NY Times bestselling author. He moved to the area where we went to church and I had a feud with one of his daughters that started because I didn't like Hannah Montana 😂
I don't know why, maybe the type of cameras used, but a lot of movies made from late 70's to early 90's will sometimes give me the creeps just by the look of the film. This movie has that look. I can't even articulate it properly. Weird vibes. Edit: I always dreamed of going on a vacation where I could work on someone else's farm. What a swell time that would be.
The fly was actually cast and made more than the entire rest of the cast combined. There was actually a sexual harassment controversy that almost got the movie cancelled when the studio sided with the fly. Those were the days.
You know what, having all the options in the world and still deciding pissing on the table to stop people from eating it is extremely dungeons and dragons.
But why is “here it is, the Stonehenge magic stone, the goblins magic power” going to be my new “ it’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock, a big, beautiful, rock”
The abstract idea of monsters deceptively turning people into plants to eat them is, in concept, kind of scary. The execution, however, is endlessly laughable.
There's a manga series called Hell's paradise that's basically that concept but in feudal Japan with Ninjas and Samari and stuff. It's quite terrifying I'd recommend it.
I disagree as why the fuck would you need to turn people into plants when you could just eat the plant-life around you or just grow and cook your own vegetables?
And vice versa: don’t abandon your friends because your bf wants you to Basically, if ANY person demands that you cut other people out of your life for the sake of a romantic relationship… that’s toxic 🎵
Kate Kursive definitely true. Even though the guy in this movie IS really weird about his friends and it isn’t ridiculous or abusive to just want some alone time. And just like romances friendships can be toxic so they genuinely could be looking out for you, just like the vice versa versa.
Can we talk how super red flag and manipulative the "your friends or me" shit is? If your partner forces you to just abandon your friends for no real reason (like they aren't enabling him to like idk gamble or get into dangerous stunts or something they are just his friends) that's not ok, leave! She even tries to manipulate him with sex to leave his friends.
Yeah exactly! I think the implication is that his friends are jackasses who probably get him into trouble but it's still a super manipulative and gross strategy.
Would just like to point out that he broke into her bedroom for sex first and brought his friends along to...watch or something...and lied about it. Then he brought all of his friends along on a vacation she invited only him to and was over an hour and a half late to show without a word. He also sucks. I don't think it was really necessarily supposed to be a "have a relationship with me OR have friendships" situation, but it just came off that way.
I’ve been saying “YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY” with not a soul knowing that reference for years and now finally I can be vindicated for knowing that
The reference, Mason. What does it mean?
I really thought he was gonna threaten to piss on him like “you can’t piss on hospitality, but I can piss on you!” like why make him do that with his belt like that right after 😂
I WONT ALLOW IT
For years I remembered The Princess Bride as having a scene where the grandad disappears and turns out to be a ghost. This movie is why
I thought you were talking about "A Little Princess" for a moment and I was hella confused
Hot Dog French Fries none of us can remember movies correctly
@@neal2399 Yeah right, I remember movies perfectly. Obviously the six-finger goblin killed Josh's grandfather, so prepare to have bologna.
Looool
Loool
I kinda thought that his dad was going to piss on him and I got really scared.
me too!
STRAIGHT UP THOUGH
ME TOOOOOO
I was like 666
Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you
*literally a minute later*
Elliot: can i come on your family vacation?
Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!
thats what i was thinking
*like 5 mins later*
"we waited an HOUR & a HALF off schedule for your beau, & no sign of him ever showed up."
when tf has a family ever spent 90 mins waiting for a daughter's bf they didn't even like? that's awfully nice of them
Dude when he went to “tighten his belt to prevent hunger pains“ I dead ass thought he was going to Piss on his son
Lol same
It's how you assert dominance
I'm glad I wasn't the only one cuz everyone here also thought that
well i mean, the kid pissed on the food so, even steven.
100%
"I wonder what Holly's up to right now."
Holly: *vogue-ing in the mirror to hype herself up for the breakup she is planning*
Alsha Brown queen behavior
as she should 💅
If it works...
holly's my queen
I honestly need a Holly in my life
i had vip for danny and drew’s tour and danny asked us who our favorite youtubers besides them are and when i said you, he was like “how is your favorite youtuber someone who only uploads once every two months”
Quality over quantity big dawg.
Nerd Nasty you’re absolutely right and that’s what i told danny
mine is filthy frank. point irrelevant
Well boys support boys
And then Danny violently slit my throat in front of all the other Gregs to set an example.
"But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich
in the daddy scene I really thought he was gonna piss on his son
me too lowkey
i’m glad to hear that i’m not the only one who thought that
We all did
ME TOO
LMAO lowkey high-key me too
when I first watched this movie I wanted the sister’s Garfield astrology sleep shirt so badly that I found it on eBay. I’m now the proud owner of a Sagittarius Garfield sleep shirt where he’s holding a bow and the arrow is pizza
Bro, I have the Scorpio one for the exact same reason, this is some otherworldly level coincidence.
Congratulations you have made an excellent decision
Do you have an Instagram? I Cannot stress how badly I NEED to see that shirt
I immediately tired to find that shirt where can I get one
I could only find Pisces and Aries one... 😭 No libra
And they're not sleepers.. they're normal t shirts..
I don’t like how sweaty everyone is in this movie...
Ikr
Even sweatier than a fortnite player
Hazel Mass **oh**
For some reason everyone sweats buckets in 80's movies
The set was probably humid as fuk
Fun Fact: In the documentary "Best Worst Movie" it was revealed the actor that played the shopkeeper was in the midst of a manic episode and stumbled on to the film set without the director's knowledge. His performance was so good because he was in the middle of a manic episode.
that makes sense, I thought he was just the best actor in this film. but also, how does one...stumble onto set and the crew just rolls with it?? Who was the original actor going to play him?? did they just hand him a script?
please, i need answers
@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseformewhy do you think he'd know?
@@Mobiom idk I'm asking the world
@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseformehe stumbled onto the set manic without the director knowing he was having a manic episode, not that he was a random guy who showed up to the set
I THOUGHT THE DAD WAS GOING TO PEE ON HIM AND THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BELT FHE CHILD AND THEN HE JUST TIGHTENED IT WHAT
Ok good I wasn't the only one
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
I thought he was gonna clap his kids cheeks?... was i wrong for thinking that??
Oh I thought it was going to go way darker
You pissed on my humility
*NOW IM GONNA PISS ON YOUR'ES*
Fun fact: the original screenplay for Goblin was conceived by the screenwriter Rossella Drudi to be a twist on the traditional vampire story, in which the vampires were vegetarian, which is why the goblins fanatically hate meat. He did this because, and I quote, "at that point in my life, I had many friends who’d become vegetarians and it pissed me off."
Another fun fact: the gas station attendant escaped a mental hospital for a day, walked onto the set and was high af when he played the part.
@@130rne oh my god i need a source on that that sounds amazing
@@StardustLegend Source: I made it up.
hahaha hilarious
@@AndysJackson Yeah, he didn't escape (his counselor or whatever recommended that he do the film) but he still was a patient at a mental hospital and he was high on Marijuana while doing this.
"I wonder what Holly's up to right now"
*cut to the most 80s sh*t possible*
the fly on the actor's forehead when he says "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" honestly sells the scene
why does the girl have sharpie freckles
Panic! AtMyBrain i thought i was the only one who noticed that
that's just what sexy goblin forest hoes look like
she’s an e girl
I was just about to comment, "Whyyy is that girl's fake freckles what bothers me most???"
Hah 1000th like
“I must do it
I must do it”
*pisses*
- Joshua, a true hero😍😪🤚
mad respect for jdawg ✊
"You must show the resolve to piss to your family's food" - Giorno Giovanni
@@heathc148 no
this movie should be called "The Horny, The Hungry and The Haunted"
Justus Scheetz underrated comment
Wow. That’s gold
Where do I remember this from?????
That’s badass
@@tri11is The Good, The Bad and the Ugly?
Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell.
This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.
Sure, that’s what all the ghost grandpas say
Imagine having a film where the wise old dude shows up with an axe, a molotov cocktail, and magical lightning from hell to slay vegetarian goblins.
Oh wait...
“What are you gonna do to me daddy?” “Tighten my belt loop to relieve hunger pains” that had me wheezing
MoshBolt it had me too...
Desk slapper
I'm fuckin crying tears right now, that shit was so funny, and the way he delivered the line made it even better
666ths like
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
How to get the guy: punch their groin, say “I like you,” and follow it up with a smooch.
Whose the pickup artist now Michael Fiore?
It's really that simple lol
Thats how i met my wife
"I just love the idea of naming your town what you are"
Petition to rename Earth to Namuh.
Signed✒✅
Numah numah numah yay
Add my signature
@@naooho9392
NUMAH NUMAH A-A-AH
Or tenalp toidi
Eddie: Do you think Joshua will
A. Throw food in trash
B. Spill juice on the food
C. Move his frozen family
D. Throw food out window
Joshua: I pick option P
_Plot twist, this is a movie about an emotionally abusive family & a child losing his grip on reality as a coping mechanism._
honestly its better than the actuall plot
In this plots timeline the dad didn't tighten his belt
Makes the movie a whole lot better.
At least a very negligent one, like the kid was having hallucinations about his dead granfather that were causing him to misbehave and put himself in dangerous situations and they didn't give a shit
I watched this as an emotionally abused child loosing my grip on reality and that is 100% how I read the movie
Before the infamous “what are you gonna do to me Daddy” line, I thought his Dad was gonna pee on him as punishment
Lol I was thinking the exact same thing.
*lmao i also thought that...*
That would have made more sense and that's saying something
SAME
I still thought he was even after the line
This movie is so 80's that the dad had his pajama collar popped.
Oh my goodness do you have to e time stamp?! I need to see this.
@@RWhite27 17:59
“Tight my belt so I don’t feel hunger pains”
Alright I’m convinced the writer is self aware and an absolute fucking comedic genius lol
"If you can't bring your boys to a romantic vacation with your girlfriend, where can you bring them?"
Damn right.
Nightmare Z I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t take the boys with me on a date
The third wheel legend, always in the way
Next I can’t kiss my boys
What next I can’t marry my boyz instead of my girlfriend? I can’t bring my boyz on dates with my girlfriend?
If you can’t bring your boys to your honeymoon, then what is even the point of getting married
I’m gonna establish a town called “Ydde”
Can we have a YYU (Yee Yee University) there?
@@kinnikkinnik no, YYU is already in Kurtistown
@@monalisa4878 there can be different branches of the same university
Is it customary to piss on food before eating?
Eldroy, for the ones that love the lol and the shortstaccs
To be fair to the goblins, I’m also grossed out by the double decker bologna sandwich
That does sound disgusting lmao
Bologna is the worst of the lunch meats hands down
I cant put into words how much i hate bologna
We are the Bologna Haters Club
@@r0tten.b0y YES bologna is garbage and I don’t know why people like it
"You trying to turn me into a homo?"
As a gay man, I can say that punching someone in the nuts doesn't make someone gay - trust me ... I've tried.
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
...but how many times did you do it?
@@SuperWaffleMuffin at least three times for good measure in case they weren't gay the second time
Your not a girl, if a girl does it it just might . . .
Not with that attitude!
This movie was actually filmed on my great grandparents farm and in the party scene features a lot of my relatives including my grandma playing the piano 😂
We play this movie at almost every family reunion. May or may not have traumatized me as a child, but it’s a great effing time 👌
Wow, really???????
You can’t piss on grandmas piano!
Sorry g imma piss on ur table
You can't post this and not confirm it!!!!
@@Repetoire
Op: "This thing happened"
*1 month later*
Op: "This thing happened, confirmed"
16:45 "I wonder what Holly's up to" *cuts to Holly literally filming a TikTok dance*
This was 1990. People just danced for themselves instead of so 12 year olds can dream of banging them.
I'm just impressed the sister didn't drop the bar on her neck when her boyfriend snuck in
that was my first thought like my dude you don't sneak up on someone who's lifting without a spotter and scare them
Lmao she just fucking dies and the movie ends
"you can't piss on hospitality" is such a powerful line
"they're eating her and then they're gonna eat me oh my goooooooood!!!!", classic.
Gotta love the fly causually chilling on his forehead as he screams. Creme of the crop 👌
Lol
I love how Josh has a moment of hesitation before he bites into that abomination of a sandwich. Like he's thinking if he should do it or just let the goblins eat him
To be fair, it's made of bologna, not roast beef or something like that is that is an actual lunch meat. Like he's gonna die early either way.
I think he wanted to quit during the filming of the scene right then and there. If only the 4k HD Blu Ray had some directors/actors commentary on it.
Trying to be a hipster about the room when the “oh my gooooood” scene is already a meme
my thoughts exactly smh
A truly iconic scene
Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?
I thought you were going in a different direction with that. Honestly, with Grandpa's abilities, the movie has no conflict. He is some sort of powerful interdimessonal being. He could just solve it himself without involving anyone.
The way the actors present their lines sounds as if they don't actually speak english..... They just rehearsed the sounds they were supposed to make. Because the grammatical structure of almost every one of their sentences is driving me nuts.
You would be correct. I believe the movie was translated from... Italian or maybe French.
Oh my Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
You better watch out
Those nuts that youre driving might be eaten by this chicks dad
@@tylerjacobson4300 It was written by an Italian woman who knew english as a second language. She was also the director's wife.
I'm really late to this comment, but the actors have said that they actually brought up how weird the lines were as written as well as how they sounded, but the director just shot them down every time. Also, said director still thinks the film is a misunderstood masterpiece as opposed to the hot if entertaining garbage that it is.
The acting makes me feel like I'm watching a subpar high school play at a school that only allots 100 bucks to the drama department
I couldn't quite put my finger on it. But this is it!
slytherin's monster especially 17:25
*"I see the devil in you boi"*
-Eddy Burback, 2019
That should be made into a gif
@@rickfan7 ikr
V'Keigh Manabe I’m the 666th like lol
@@miab643 👊
I reached this comment JUST as he said it in the video. Good timing three years ago!
i've loved this movie since i was a kid, and one of my favorite fun facts about it is that it was originally conceived as anti-vegetarian propaganda, which puts a lot of stuff, like the double decker bologna sandwich, into context, and yet somehow makes it even more absurd
Why does Eddy look like he’s wearing those fake glasses that come with a nose and a mustache attached
aaaand I'm never going to unsee that, thank you :)
Oh shit he does
Damnit Sad Canadian Boy you ruined his manly dad mustache!!😂
Because he is..... Sadly he suffers from a condition where he can not actually grow facial hair. And he lost his nose in a tragic kite surfing accident. *flys away*
I CAN'T UNSEE IT
The actress playing the sister lITerAlLy TaLkS LIke ThIs
omg yesss 😂
I'm trying to get what that sounds like into my head just to see if you're explaining it correctly.
Holy shit that's exactly how you explained it.
she sounds like shes in an elementary school play trying to speak loud enough for all the parents to hear
Cigarette•Silhouette spot on.
I don't get it
IN EDDY’S DEFENSE: yes, the “oh my goooooooooood” scene is a dead meme, but that’s the only thing I had seen from this movie before I watched this, while pretty much the entirety of The Room has been and continues to be memed to death.
shut up
Disintegrate your fingers Not Ninja.
Coolbule 123 huh?
I guess
Jonathan Phillips “Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards” has been quoted to death for like 20 years now.
okay i did recognize the fact that nilbog is goblin backwards only because an early version of D&D featured some sort of capricious fey god named nilbog who possessed goblins and made them perform ungoblinly acts
Actually, these are in 5th addition 2! They’re mentioned in Volo's Guide to Monsters!
YES!! THESE GUYS!!
Yes, but fuck 5e.@@casperg.8603
My uncle showed me this movie when I was 9 and I didnt want to watch it but for some reason decided to sit through it. I remember it being the scariest movie I had ever seen, and now I'm watching this. I feel ashamed of myself
This reminds me of when I would watch TV before going to sleep and I would watch this on my own when I was like 8 and I would be terrified
It would scare the holy shit out of me as a 9 year old too
Your uncle huh
Is this your weird uncle
Or your regular uncle
Or the uncle who isn’t allowed to see the rest of the family anymore
Kinda weird for an uncle to show this to his nine year old nephew. Hmm.
@@TathD how?
"You know when one of your boys wants to intrude on his girlfriend's family vacation and you're just along for the ride."
This actually happened to me once. It ended as badly as you would expect.
Whole story?
It’s been seven months, Dr Bright. Give us the story or no more amulet, alright?
Farnsworth would've told us by now.
We'll never know the whole story
I’m gonna need the whole story.
When I get a notification that eddy uploaded
“What are you gonna do to me daddy”
The concept of a summer farmer exchange program is brilliant. Who wouldn't want to move into a farm during the busiest time of year and spend your vacation doing manual labour. And which farmer wouldn't want to have some account from the city taking care of their farm during the most critical time of year which your entire livelihood depends on.
the sister ends every sentence on an exclamation point
Truth.
The director and producers were like: “if theres not synth constantly playing in the background, are we even making a movie?”
your account... ...Like you can't be a robot (or car) if you want to make a profile.
does that mean
whenever you are driving... ...think of it like A person who wants to be a train and identifies as one...
They are driving in a hollowed-out, much larger, same species dude.
So how do you get around...
...WAIT CARS CAN THINK AND TYPE!!!
so how many people have maked-out in you or your friend and you were just like: "okay".
LE POTATO of TRUTH what the fuck
So did holly's boyfriend choose her or the boys
You gotta choose the boys.
RMS id choose the boys holly is an annoying dumb bitch
The boys died, soooo
Hannah Thoms too bad, still choose the bois
@@dhawkeye4439 Gotta choose the bois. The bois will always be there for you if things get rough.
Right as he said "I wonder what Holly's up to" I got a US Air Force ad.
There’s something so satisfying about watching a terrible and cringey movie, and I have no idea what it is.
It's shadenfreude.
Watch hausu
Oh you’re gonna love Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst
It’s the satisfaction of survival
when me and my best friend go out and wake up hungover the next day our favourite thing to do is crack open amazon prime and find the WORST movies we possibly can.
I'm just here to snitch to Gus if Eddy stands on his chair.
12:48 Oh boy, Eddy is so screwed.
Lmaoooooo Eddie just can't help himself
"they're eating her" 😟
"and then they're gonna eat me" 😟
*"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"* 😲
I don't think that was enough O's
My great aunt is the lady that hands them the keys at 10:44 and they spell her name wrong in the credits
No kidding
13:40
I was 100% sure he was about to piss on his son
And the very last thing I would have guessed was that he was going to tighten his belt to stop the hunger
@@jesse1086 I think we were supposed to assume he was gonna hit the kid with his belt, and yet the last scene did not help
Eddie. That "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" meme is so much older and so much deader than any Tommy Wiseau meme. That's like a 2010 meme my dude.
Yeah I thought this movie had already come and gone...?
yeah the whole intro is just ironic
Yeah but normies haven't ruined that meme like they have with The Room. I think thats the point he was trying to make.
Everyone:
Eddy Burback: I know more about good-bad movies than you do genius.
Nice reference there 👌👌
I like how u said everyone: instead of no one: bit it kinda sounds wrong
I doubt it I watch RLM
I remember seeing this movie when I was 7 at my cousin's place and I was hiding for a while thinking it was going to be scary. I then witnessed the most Looney toons bullshit I had ever seen on film to that point, came out from behind the couch and asked my aunt with indignation "is this supposed to be scary?" She looked at me and said, "This is a failure in fear." I then began to just laugh at the rest of the movie and it was a great time!
“She was a beautiful girl with huge... uh... EYES”
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that
great big... tracts of land
@@helix2331 and big ol' jugs... of milk
@@nathanmond6508 huge fuckin milkers, they were.
@@ironwraith852 you’re talking about her cows, of course
I love how they showed “nilbog” in the mirror’s reflection like it would spell goblin like that’s not how mirrors work hahaha
Wtf are you talking about? Yes, that’s exactly how mirrors work. How about giving it a try before commenting something you don’t know.
ThatOneMovieGuy this comment made me sad :(
Dan Krauth aww i totally got what you meant, that’s pretty funny, boys support boys y’all
ThatOneMovieGuy You good, dude? The text is backwards in the mirror is all, no need to get worked up 😂
Ellie S this is the type of nice comment that will save youtube, thank you
who knew that N-i-l-b-o-g is gonna be a town with a Goblin issue
Residents of Llort
Abilene and Midlothian are cities out here in Texas and honestly they fit right next to Nilbog. I totally didn't notice. It was the farmer exchange that gave away that stupid shit was going to happen.
*RUDE*
Well what did you expect it to be called? Gnigassem lanimilbus?
I'm gonna name a town Namuh (NAM-u)
I love how even after I watched this video once, I still didn't realize nilbog was goblin spelled backwards until eddy pointed it out again
4:09 She looks like she followed a freckle tutorial and ALMOST got it.
Shoelace Kink that’s exactly what i thought lmaoo
She was so close to getting it right too lmao
69th like let's go
@@donalreynolds7925 And it matches your name!
How did all the young women in the 80's manage to have the Exact. Same. Hair.
Madison Sido it was fashion they went to the hairdressers and there like one perm please and then they gave them a perm and everyone’s like that looks goood I want a perm
Trends that's why
When the Title card said "Goblin Spelled Backwards" I thought about it, then was like "Oh my god, how did I not notice this."
Same
Same
I saw Nilbog in the captions and there’s another comment talking about “Numah” (didn’t grasp what they meant tho, its late lol) and my brain went “GOBLIN”
Cause two weird names?? If shit’s weird its spelling backwards
@@DeathnoteBB “Numah” is “human” spelled backwards. He said it should be an alternate name for Earth because humans control Earth.
'No one's ever moved SLOWLY out of curtains and had good intentions '....these are straight facts 🤣🤣🤣
I read this as he said it.
You didn’t touch on the best scene - the popcorn sex scene that makes absolutely no sense. I watched this movie in high school with the boys and oh man that scene had me in tears. Love your content btw man
The WHAT scene?
@@gayjayyseconded
Listen I know it’s been 2 years but what does this mean
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 There’s a scene where the goblin witch disguises as a pretty girl and seduces one of Elliot’s friends, and the ensuing romance scene is so ‘hot’ that it pops all the popcorn in the cabinet and he drowns in it.
@@Natediggetydog Wait WHAT!!!???!!!
The way he introduces "Joshua's sister and her boyfriend" sounded like they were entering to be guests on his talk show
was kinda holding it together until "-bUT THEN HE PULLS OUT A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL"
i woke up the whole house
I read this as it happened
As a teenage girl I can confirm that the way Holly dances in the mirror is really accurate
My favorite character is The Bois™️
ThE bOIS
Fun fact: the guy who plays Eliot was my mom's teenage crush from church. Fast forward to the mid-2000s, and he's a NY Times bestselling author. He moved to the area where we went to church and I had a feud with one of his daughters that started because I didn't like Hannah Montana 😂
seems legit
and then everybody clapped
That is the most 2000s thing I've ever heard 😂 Hannah Montana and Disney channel was such a big deal back then.
…And I took that personally
@@grubby9486 r/nothingeverhappens
Did this come out after Princess Bride? I feel like they took the whole, "grandpa reads me a story" idea and ran way too far with it 🤣
Lol just commented something about that!
Morgan Ashley I just thought about that lol
I don't know why, maybe the type of cameras used, but a lot of movies made from late 70's to early 90's will sometimes give me the creeps just by the look of the film. This movie has that look. I can't even articulate it properly. Weird vibes.
Edit: I always dreamed of going on a vacation where I could work on someone else's farm. What a swell time that would be.
It might be because the aesthetic of old VHS stuff has been largely coopted by horror these days.
Why the flip nobody ever says anything about the fly on the forehead in the Oscar winning performance by the magnificent Darren Ewing at 16:35
Bcuz why would they
The fly was actually cast and made more than the entire rest of the cast combined. There was actually a sexual harassment controversy that almost got the movie cancelled when the studio sided with the fly. Those were the days.
Gabe Jones-Lang man the fly needs to be in every movie coming out for the rest of the times movies exist
De si Guziceee
This is like a kid's dungeon and dragons campaign meets hollywood
You know what, having all the options in the world and still deciding pissing on the table to stop people from eating it is extremely dungeons and dragons.
But why is “here it is, the Stonehenge magic stone, the goblins magic power” going to be my new “ it’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock, a big, beautiful, rock”
The abstract idea of monsters deceptively turning people into plants to eat them is, in concept, kind of scary. The execution, however, is endlessly laughable.
There's a manga series called Hell's paradise that's basically that concept but in feudal Japan with Ninjas and Samari and stuff. It's quite terrifying I'd recommend it.
I disagree as why the fuck would you need to turn people into plants when you could just eat the plant-life around you or just grow and cook your own vegetables?
Sisters boyfriend: has friends
Sisters boyfriend: is a virgin
Me: has no friends
Me: still a virgin
*_SOMETHIN AINT ADDIN UP_*
Maths
Wait. That's illegal.
same
There’s only one conclusion........YOUR FUCKED
@@XR-rf2tf he's not unfortunately :(
Just realized this was filmed in Utah coffee being “the devils drink” makes a lot of sense now
Eddy saying "I'm a man." is the most adorable noise ever he sounds like a five year old.
oh it took me till 10:05 to realise that nilbog is goblin backwards
Tbf, you realized it a lot faster than the protagonists did
Pretty sure Elliot's boys were cracking more than a cold one together.
If a girl ever makes you choose between her and the boys, always pick the boys
TheGodlySodium boys support boys boi
I wish I knew better
And vice versa: don’t abandon your friends because your bf wants you to
Basically, if ANY person demands that you cut other people out of your life for the sake of a romantic relationship… that’s toxic 🎵
I'm a full grown woman and I'll always pick my boys over some girl. ALWAYS PICK THE BOYS.
bros before hoes
grandpa seth is freaking me out ngl
edit: oh my god hes a ghost
You missed the BEST PART! After Holly gets upset about leaving Elliott behind, the family starts singing "row row row your boat"
"This movie has everything!" Except..like.. actual trolls.. but sure its got like everything else besides the titular creature.
Daniella Hunt i read the first part as stefon from weekend update on snl lmao
“I mUst do it! I mUsT dO iT!!” No Joshua you mUSTNT
remember, kids: ALWAYS CHOOSE FRIENDS OVER ROMANTIC PARTNERS if pressed by the latter
Kate Kursive definitely true. Even though the guy in this movie IS really weird about his friends and it isn’t ridiculous or abusive to just want some alone time. And just like romances friendships can be toxic so they genuinely could be looking out for you, just like the vice versa versa.
Generally avoid anyone who makes you choose
No it's not just "friends" dude, it's THE BOYS
Da Bois
12:32 to quote the Cat in the Hat, _”I can’t believe you whizzed on my taco!”_
"That's a sequel to a movie that this has nothing to do with."
So the Cloverfield approach?
yes, except Cloverfield is good
How to overcome a tricky situation Josh style
- Pull out a double decker stack of meat
- Pull out your meat
mad respect for josh
wat an innovator
the real question is where i can get that Garfield aries shirt
Can we talk how super red flag and manipulative the "your friends or me" shit is? If your partner forces you to just abandon your friends for no real reason (like they aren't enabling him to like idk gamble or get into dangerous stunts or something they are just his friends) that's not ok, leave! She even tries to manipulate him with sex to leave his friends.
Yeah exactly! I think the implication is that his friends are jackasses who probably get him into trouble but it's still a super manipulative and gross strategy.
Would just like to point out that he broke into her bedroom for sex first and brought his friends along to...watch or something...and lied about it. Then he brought all of his friends along on a vacation she invited only him to and was over an hour and a half late to show without a word. He also sucks. I don't think it was really necessarily supposed to be a "have a relationship with me OR have friendships" situation, but it just came off that way.
@@MariaTex3 true they are both terrible
NGL I really don't think this dumb movie from almost 50 years ago is that deep