NOT SPLATOON
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ต.ค. 2024
- Look, I get it. You are absolutely fed up with Alpharad forgetting to upload the Not series... well don't worry, faithful viewer! I've said this before, but there's like a 75% chance I mean it this time! The Not series is back, I just need your help finding these games to play. :D
Anyways, enjoy Not Splatoon: Crayola Scoot.
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imagine growing up playing this without knowing splatoon exists
Why would you say something so terrible haha
My heart ached while reading this
once i find splatoon, i would commit siocide.
Kody Jordan exactly
roy from papa louies ...?
My eye twitched when he said 40 dollars
R.I.P. wallet
F for wallet.
Welp
Its not even half that much now. Lol
No one needs to know right now it’s on sale on switch for 3 bucks lol
4:58 that is definitely sounding like Splatoon music 👀
HEY LOVE YOUR VIDS
I can kinda see where you’re coming from
Look like the victory theme from Splatoon 1
Viantastic yeah, just less good
Viantastic I guess you are everywhere, love your channel btw
Rule 35:
If it exists, there's a knockoff of it.
true
rule 36: and thou shall not search rule 34
Rule 34:if it exist,there's a porn version of it.
@@vaigarplayer9086 oh my....
Vaigar Player if it doesn’t, there will be
Alpharad: "Why doesn't this game have online multiplayer?"
Because it is so bad they can't get anyone to test it. Not even the dev team.
Imagine if it did though. It would just be a contest of who can grind for the longest.
@@tonk4601 This game will have a lot of cheese.
Guy gamin ur so right. SOOO right!
😂😂😂
they literally named the zombie, dead but in French
you have to be scooting me
Not only in french but in romania
what your godscooting language
@@adrianmustata7743 and italian
you're wrong, it translates to d̷̡̨̫̳̳̫̪͓͍̜͍̻͌̆̔̈̑͛̍͘ͅe̴̮͉̓̑ą̸̹̯͚̬͕̯̥͍̣͓͉̎̀̅́ͅț̶̛̟̣̣̳͈͑͋́͑̎͆̏́̚͠ḧ̵̳͐̿͋͌̃͂̅̒̾͝
Excuse me what the scoot?
I feel bad for the kid who asks for splatoon for Christmas and ends up getting this
Like parents would know about game titles.
Bet it would go something like "I want Splatoon! It's a game where you're a kid that shoots colorful ink all over the place yeah!"
"Which game did he say, again?"
Sorry honey, it was just in the discount section! I don’t value your life anyways.
@Rantorian r/woooosh
Scoot splatoon
Tomato King scootoon
Mort falling on his face every time he tried to do a trick is probably the only entertaining thing about this game.
The thing about Crayola Scoot is I like the concept but Jesus Christ the gameplay looks atrocious
Check out Decksplash
It's this but with skateboards and soooooooooo much better
They at least did change it a lil. Instead of guns it’s splatoon x tony hawks pro skater which is an interesting combination you gotta admit
@@perkypears yeah which is why Decksplash was great
Decksplash being actually tony hawk's pro skater + splatoon's map control element, with actual skateboards instead of creepy children on scooters.
I really wish Decksplash didn't end up in the trash after the Alpha testing stage, it was so much fun.
Fuck i miss Decksplash... It was the only game that i feel like i was trully good, i never lose a match on it!
@@noobshrine okay so like i just checked decksplash out and now i really hope vehicles are a thing in splatoon 3, but rather than like tanks or shit we just have skateboards or other 80/90's kid things (maybe even aside ink... tank things??) that function like decksplash and there's a whole gamemode for it. if this doesn't happen i'm holding you accountable for getting my hopes up.
I feel like there is potential in the idea of a Splatoon-like skating game but uh... Not crayola branded, not scooters, and not without online.
Branded games like this are always shovelware tbh. shame it’s clearly a low budget/effort cash grab game cause even if it is stealing ideas it is an interesting concept combining skating & splatoon
Well you can play THUG PRO online and play graffiti mode, it is the trully splatoon inspiration.
Sunset overdrive
"Crayola Scoot: Splatoon for people who didn't want to pay for Nintendo Switch Online"
Ehhh, Crayola would get away with a Splatoon game if they made it good. Or at least included Online Multiplayer/etc.
"Male, female, no attack helicopter."
Gee, I never heard that joke before.
Ever.
They have the same two jokes. Nothing else.
The right only has as many jokes as they believe genders there are
Veronica Kirtley that’s the same joke
Veronica Kirtley I just realized I’m illiterate haha
Yeah that joke is horrid and transphobic.
4:24 he is taught how to dab in a game, your character can dab. Faith in humanity lost
Oh no
That’s not a reason-
splatoon 3
i will allow the not series to come back, but ONLY if you continue being a wonderful and entertaining content creator.
yes that is obvious.
I guess that means the NOT series will never die.
Your profile pic tho
@@danielb2463 TRUE
I absolutely lost my marbles at the part with mort just ragdolling over and over again holy SHIT
This game looks as painful as Razor scooter to the ankle.
*Hissssss*
*OoOoOoOoOoOoFfFfFfFfFfFf!*
And every time it hit my ankle, I died a little bit inside
@@baconx330 I know, right?
Especially when you are in motion
Me: Mom,can we get splatoon?
Mom: We have Splatoon at home.
(Splatoon at home)
The not series in a nutshell
😬
@@foof6498nigga chill
I JUST SAID THAT
Hey that’s my joke 😂
8:58 “meow! Purfect” Judd reference
I got the battle cats ad when I clicked that
They’re not even trying...
🖕
Firebreather47 woah calm down
"we can be a boy and a girl, but no attack helicopter"
*YIKES*
Transphobes really have only one joke huh?
@Addict c: if you don’t understand why making fun of trans people with the attack helicopter joke then you should maybe do some reasearch
@@ChristianD5661 it’s not funny it’s transphobic and gross, alpharad literally makes a joke in this video about how it’s a gross bad joke
@@ChristianD5661 stfu my identity isn’t a joke or something to make fun of and alpha agrees based off what he said stfu
@Addict c: yes except some things are inherently fucked only incels would use your logic
Fun fact:
Mort in french translates to dead
And Mort is dead.
What a pun form Crayola.
Did you know that Mort from Madagascar is actually 35 and has been married twice?
You dont pronounce the T, its pronounced m-ar
Mort in romanian means dead aswell
Nevermind the same pun being made by Pokémon with Morty, a Ghost gym leader, and the words Post Mortem and Mortician also exist through these words. It's a really easy pun to both make and get.
Seal Sixfour Oh I always thought it was a pun on morgue
"But no attack helicopter." Huh I just threw up in my mouth a little. Wow.
@@bramble6584 What, the early 1940's?
I mean the other not splatoon video was made by a guy Named Trinity RBG
‘‘Twas an old video, the guy’s other stuff is pretty good imo
Gotta say as a trans person I appreciated the "yikes"
Ah, back when attack helicopter jokes were funny.
If Sakurai brings back the Smash Bros. Fighter ballot, I'm voting for the Scootling.
Trunk Fresh Green 34 I’m voting for Mort
When Dillon falls it looks like blood
TrinityRBG
It is blood
@@sprousprou it's red crayon liquid
Yes
0_0
An alpharad series is never over it is just on a very very long break
story for glory?
A beginners guide to...?
101?
Challenge mode with only 1 episode in season 2?
balloon world?
6:14
OMG, when scootling falls I swear he mutters woomy. anybody else hear it?
I hear “GIBBY”
Gibbah
I hear “NGYES” 😂
I heard something like Ngyee.
I hear it.
2:53 tfw you main a human fighter in Smash and you decide to take a look at the tier list
Advanced Trick!
Dab
4:25
Omfg why Crayola?
Lol....dab
NOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NO
@@bm42069 Dab on the haters
Oof
I guess the series is *NOT* back
I see what you did there
Not Mega Man
mcBUFFfluff
I guess you're *NOT* mcBUFFfluff
@@TheShadow1347 *"DUN DUN DUN!!!"*
@Taffy/TManX/Tafara
*NOT* Smash Bros. (either Brawlhalla or Super Smash Flash 2)
*Look I get it, you can't wait for Super Smash Bros Ultimate*
'a boy, a girl, but no attack helicopter'
* pause *
" Yikes. "
same alpha
same
LMAO
But they’re not being inclusive to the trisexual community 😡😡😡😡 racist
Listen, Crayola has to stop. Dillon is NOT a crocodile. He is a dragon, and he actually wouldn't look too out of place in a Sonic game, just without the crayon tip on his tail.
*Theory: Dillon the Dragon is the next great supporting character for Sonic*
Hay you have in A in your thing and I have in J in my thing
Johnny Soto wat
@@nathaelblais6249 who are you
@@johnnysoto7518 a guy asking a legitimate question
*This seems extreamly familiar...*
I get it, you're tired of TrinityRBG
@@Dripple-zk9mf I was looking for this comment 🤣
@@johnrodriguez1922 lol same
Rip trinity
Still upset Crayola Scoot doesn’t have online, we could’ve 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐝. Right? No? Ok.
Still great video 11/10 would watch again lol
If only there was online so we wouldn't have to make two separate videos. 😉
look, i get it. you're tired of alpharad
@@Alpharad lmao
@@Alpharad Do a fake scripted online video where it looks like you're playing against eachother lol
I was just wishing for it to be a reupload but with a voiceover
7:11 Just watching him go up and do a bunch of fancy movements in the air, with the funky music playing and then the music abruptly stops when he face-plants makes me crack up every time.
And then it happens AGAIN at 7:40.
0:44 Look I get it... you’re tired of alpharad
Is it even possible?
super nice to hear alpharad yikes the transphobic shit from the other dude tbh
@@59hawks haha making fun of trans people is sooooo funny, it's pathetic when you have to go to harassing trans people for a 'joke'
@@bitrates the thing is tho, I’m trans and I’m not offended.
4:23 Thank god Alpha didn't notice this.
Flavored Bleach *Dab*
Can u point it out im blind
No one:
Literally no one:
Teagan: Catch this scooter!
“I’m finally feeling good about this game.”
*[press R to dab]*
“Never mind I don’t want to play this game”
1:12
You gotta love Nintendo giving Crayola the go ahead on this by putting it on their system. It’s basically the corporate equivalent of saying “oh? did you want to rip us off? That’s adorable, here take our system and see how well you fare, idiot.
SCOOT THE BURBS
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING PLEASE YOU
SO I'LL JUST SCOOT THE BURBS
Dio Drando
SCOOT ZA WARUDO!
@@TheShadow1347 you ruined it.
I'VE NEVER PLAYED SPLATOON
“Mort” means “dead”. There’s a fun fact. Also, I really love the name Mortimer, but now all I think of is _this._
That’s only a fun fact for the monolinguals/non-polyglots and non-linguists here. meanwhile, there’s me, who just so happens to be the exact opposite of the latter 🦑💅💅💅✨
(If anyone somehow manages to take this rather obvious joke personally, I might lose faith In Humanity.)
7:10 I died of laughter
"You know what, I'm DEAD!"
Perfect line, you should be a video game journalist.
Honkai Impact 3rd: Not Bayonetta
yeah but that game isn't horrible
But Honkai really isn’t like Bayonetta because I can actually have fun without being a sweaty action game player
Not Mario Party #2 Pac-Man PARTY for the Wii.
Not Mario Kart #3? Mickey’s Speedway USA for the N64
Not Kirby: The Legendary Starfy for the DS
Funnily enough, Mickey's Speedway USA was made by Rare, on the same engine as Diddy Kong Racing. It'd be a WEIRD Not installment.
Legendary starfy wouldn't work as good games aren't meant to be on the not series , we need something terrible like flying rocket pig ( Kirby star allies clone )
Not Mario party #3 Block Party on the Nickelodeon website
Not Mario Bros. Giana Sisters DS
sp00ky SPahGeTT He played Freedom Planet and said he liked it for this series
Dude, you should of just played "De Blob" on the Wii.
De Blob is fun. I believe I have the second one for DS.
I played the blob when I was little good game love it
I played it
I apologize for what I’m about to say. Divert your eyes folks.
It’s “should have” not “should of”
I wouldn't be surprised if Mort WAS dropped as a baby and just grew up a zombie. Wait I think I saw him in a Nerf commercial.
I propose:
Not funny: "But no attack helicopter."
Thank you, thank you
Not funny
Didn't laugh
mort= baby dropped by parents
morty= baby dropped by grandpa
Daniel Jun dis an in-toe-lek-two-al joke 4 smar-tae pantsus like i & u
@@felixstone3.14 I feel like you're trying to get on r/boneappletea
When Mort said, "You know what, I'm dead!" I felt that
I was at target today and I saw crayola scoot next to splatoon 2, and I just stopped, rethought my life, and walked out of target
CyberPlayS omg! That’s so weird
so is target reccomending rip-offs now...?
What if that one grandma picked the Crayola Scoot instead if Splatoon 2 for her grandchild.
Look, I get it...
We're all waiting for Smash Ultimate...
Piranha Plant I’m waiting for pikmin 4 so I guess I’m no where near y’all people
@@NinXuS I'm with ya
@@bloxer2963 you won't be thinking that when I'm s+ tier
@@rock_pikmin Im maining you
@@Fluffy_W I mean, who isn't?
NOT BANJO-KAZOOIE: Play Yooka-Laylee
>yooka laylee in 2018
lol
NOT SPLATOON.
me: *looks at the tags* uh, is it not splatoon?
And you you are not neko puppet
Alpharad I present:
‘Cartoon Network superstar soccer goal!!!’
It’s a mobile game, it’s not mario strikers, it’s cancer. Good luck.
4:25 excuse me does that say DAB? This game is even more cursed already
Nintendo Navigator *DAB (RIGHT)*
but the dab is wrong
I’m desperately hoping that it’s the brush stroke kind of dab.
I have Craybola
would you look at that, I almost share a name with a crocodile that inks turf with blood
If you were Australian to
*dragon
@@taliacarter5802 an *Australian* crocodile
"But no attack helicopter"
That's a no from me friend
Did alpha win that one minigame
wow i just came here from watching that vid...
Yea he one that mini game
Of course he did mortal
yeah man, he sure did beat it
Yes
It's like if splatoon and jet set radio had a child.
and the child is those deformed ones that the spartans throw off a cliff
And it was a horribly deformed child.
This mans better keep this “crayola scoot” series because he is a good content creator.
5:57 good thing that his color was red so we didn't have to see blood when he broke his neck
"You know what, I'm dead!"
Okie dokey
I am so glad to have another episode. I love this series.
Me : mom can we get splatoon?
My mom : no we have splatoon at home.
Splatoon at home :
Nice copy.
"You want more episodes of the NOT Series?"
YES YES YES YES YES!
OH MY GOD
Yare yare...
I wonder how many Splatoon't comments there will be on this video
Where's broken coral?
splatoon't
Splatoon't
well bucko, consider this the first
Please bring back Clickbait too!
Appreciated the “yikes”
fun fact:
mort means death in French
wait mort from madagascar's name is really death? Also, my dad told me caillou means stone in french. I think, I might not have been listening.
@@starrycat1445 I guess so
as for caillou according to google translate and wordreference it means pebble
i crave mort.
Finally, a non-sexualized kids game.
What do you mean this is the most sexualized kids game
The Derp Chaos "guy wins game by drawing dicks"
I'm gonna disprove this comment very soon
Damn straight
i wanna fuck the zombie
‘‘Tis no longer “skeet skeet” ‘‘tis now “scoot scoot”
0:00 "Look, I get it, you're tired of the *n a z i s* "
"Wait, you aren't?"
6:34 heres a bit of free advice... Talk less, smile more
1. It's a knockoff splatoon
2. Those borders look familiar... Oh yeah JSRF
3. Nah
4:24 "Move the right stick during a bar spin to be made fun of in school."
4:12 i feel like you deserve a prize for crashing so hard your scoot gets stuck in the ground
Mort laterally means "dead"'in french... #creativity
From the moment I saw the title I knew exactly what it was gonna be
Kid:I want splatoon
Mom:we have splatoon at home
Splatoon at home:
7:40 has to be the best bit. How he immediately fails to beat A SINGLE OLLIE for points.
I WANT TO SEE A 'NOT ALPHARAD' VID PLZ
It could be hosted by Major
Not alpharad
Tutel
That actually sound like a decent idea. If he plays a game for the Not Series, and it isn't quite entertaining enough, he could just have someone else play it and call it "Not Alpharad".
SCOOT THE BIRBS
2:29 is officially my favorite part of this video.
Look, I get it, your tired of Alpharad *not* uploading...
Can we just ban the word "scoot" from the dictionary?
Edit: I love the new channel banner.
No thanks, how else would we be able to name our favorite Animal Crossing duck/horrible mistake?
no because then i can't whisper "let me scoot you" in my friends ears in an extremely gay manner.
I get it, you’re getting tired of alpharad. So I bring you Alpha of Rad.
Alternatively, we also have Betadoozie and Omegagroovy
This series is the entire reason i found your channel, shame to see it dead, but also glad to see better content.
I’m really scared this is horrifying.
Me: I want Splatoon 2!!
Mom: No, honey, we have Splatoon at home
*Splatoon at home:*
Rayman Rabbits = Not Mario Party
Got a few suggestion for the "Not" series: Power Stone could be a "Not" smash, Sonic Shuffle being a "Not" Mario Party, Phantasy Star being a "Not" Final Fantasy. APB Reloaded being a "Not" GTA. Anyway love this series as well as your others keep it up!
Me: Can I have Splatoon? And Splatoon 2?
Mom: We have Splatoon at home.
Splatoon at home:
God, i hope this neveer gets a sequel. And I don't say that a lot.
I await the day we get NOT rock band
And it’s just the naked brothers band game for the Wii
Imagine thinking attack helicopter jokes are funny in the year of our lord, 2019... Or, 2018, I guess. You know what I mean.
Alpha said trans rights
trans; rights
Here from traaaaa?
ns rights
When
@@justajely7372 At 0:48 The Not Not Series Poster made a, albeit naive and uninformed, transphobic joke. Alpha really only responds with a yikes, but a lot of commenters have interpreted this as Alpha sort of defending or acknowledging Trans rights, which he later confirms on an Alpharad Plus Video
"Yikes" I ALREADY LIKE THIS GUY
For another not mariokart, you could do All-star Fruit Racing
:0 i am gonna have to look it up, it doesn't sound real
5:30
This laugh gonna haunt me
"mom can we get splatoon?"
"we have splatoon at home
splatoon at home:
Every map is Blackbelly Skate Park
And equally as garbage!