Not Among Us
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ค. 2024
- Look, I get it. You're tired of Among Us... Imagine a world pretenders are conspicuous and computers mine bitcoin. Welcome to Pretend.
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New outro art made by Nova1Duke!
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#Alpharad #AmongUs #Pretend
0:00 Intro
1:02 Mining my computer for bitcoin
5:10 Playing "Pretend"
13:36 Epilepsy Warning (Outro) - เกม
When the conspirator is questionable
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when the pretender is mistrustful
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When the perpetrator enacts suspicious tendencies!😳
😳
Why are you here Josh, shouldn’t you be taking care of your dogs?
conspicuous...
yooooooooooooo indeed
mistrustful, if you will...
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Poo
when the impostor is not confiable!
_Let's say, hypothetically, I am mining bitcoins remotely on your computer_
O_O
A I'm mining bitcoins remotely on your computer, and I Dance dance dance😎
@@sui11106 for the sake of the argument of course
@@personifiedtoast4869 when the pertender conspicuous hehe
Im watching this on ARM Linux lol
I just find it funny how jerma's face is associated with among us yet he never played the game.
who is jerma
@@m4gg0tbr41nz the "when the imposter is sus" face guy
Jermamoment
@@m4gg0tbr41nz Jerma balls!!!
@@m4gg0tbr41nz jer mom
The more CPU % it takes, the better the game
Then since zoom raises my CPU% to 80 does this mean it’s good
Pat!!
yeah, it's a well known fact that old computer make games better since it takes more cpu
vanilla minecraft: trash game
minecraft 4k ultra hd realistic shader mod: game of the century
well did not espect to see patterz here
This game is mighty quizzical...
TRUUUUUUEEEEE
so true!!
Trueeeeee
Power rangers got cash???
One piece?
That one review: "Don't buy it, even for the joke."
Alpharad: "How bout I do anyway?"
@Asja Halilovic i wonder why
but he didnt buy it as a joke, he bought it for the content.
1:00 The comment: This is a bit coin miner "don't buy it for a joke"
Alpharad: *Oh No! Anyway,*
"I'm going to pretend (get it guys please laugh) i didn't see that"
@@InsertFunnyThingHere a slow clap and a hat tip to you, my worst friend
He's back, kiddies.
And that is a good thing
Are you sure, I think he could be a pretender
Yep, and better than ever
wooooo hooooo im 7
700
When the disguised intruder is not born yesterday on the lookout
Not born yesterday on the lookout 11!1!1!1!1! 😳😳
When the traitor is cheeky
Hmm
8:56 Bro I died when he said that
hello i promised to not watch your videos because of a dumb joke
When the pretender was born yesterday on the lookout
I thought the pretender was supposed to be sus?
@@bluecrood2720 no, the pretender is showing signs of untrustworthy activity
@@bluecrood2720 Did you not watch the video? 7:58
Why does this stupid no effort comment have 300 likes?
@@CHILLIN2540 Oh what I meant was, the phrase was originally "not born yesterday on the lookout" being a synonym for suspicious. To say someone was "born yesterday on the lookout" (notice the exclusion of the "not" at the start of the phrase) would imply that they are not suspicious. Although it's a TH-cam comment, so phrasing doesn't really matter that much.
Sucks I couldn't be the 300th like though.
Hacker- (Eating)
Vinny- Is that bread roll?
Alpha- WHAT?
Sara- I want bread roll
9:57 Those damn redditors...
Those Redditors doing.......what Redditors do.
Ello
Poggers, I wish i was as cool as you Axxl
@@AxxLAfriku never change axxl, never change...
The “clean the vent” actually seems like a cool task
If impostor crawls up behind you, you die with no hope of anyone finding your body hidden in the vent, however you can try and stop the impostor by quickly tapping to crawl out of the vent
the task could have a vent animation as a joke and you could change it in settings
So does the “kill” button
Yea I thought it was cool too, maybe thats could be an actual thing in among us but I guess they would be stealing from their pretenders so...
I think that wouldn’t be fun, just annoying
"Your honor my client was simply pretending"
Alpharad 2021
quote of the year right there
Your honor my client was not born yesterday on the lookout
The greatest deduction of this video was Vinny suddenly calling Hacker out for eating a bread roll
Bruh this ain’t among us this “within them.”
Inside him
@@thewholecircus amid her
in the midst of this gender-neutral person
amidst the unidentified group
We - You
"Look I get it. You're tired of having no malware on your computer."
holy shit pretend got removed from steam cause the devs weren't born yesterday on the lookout
I am tired of Among us, but that is why I love it now…
Everyone knows a standard office ac is powerful enough to freeze people to death.
Amogus
especially in a giant ship lmao
@@Wangrock_hardJohnson pooooooooo 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🫁
Why are my eggs and bacont burned
Shame this is a nonstandard game
I’ve lived to see 3 Alpharad outros now
You spoiled it for me );
@@t1sd3d When will people stop reading comments before finishing a video? lol
New outro do be slapping
New outro music is hella clean, but do you know what the track is by any chance?
As have I
I do have to say though I like the idea of the vent cleaning task. Just have that as a togglable option in among us and boom now you have to consider the circumstances around someone's 'venting' to figure out whether they're actually impostor or not.
Me: hears background music
Also me: OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!!1!
YESSS
Oh my god I need to go replay the Stanley Parable. I can’t remember any of the jokes now. Thank you for giving me something to do tomorrow
Your welcome I guess
"Look, I get it." - Alpharad returning to TH-cam in the only way he knows how (2021).
Monkey gang
The return to the not series we never knew we needed
I feel a whoosh coming.
Look I get it. You're tired of not having Alpharad. So welcome to Not not having Alpharad.
I'm your 1000th like,pog
> 80% CPU usage
"It might just be poorly optimized"
< 3 windows
Am I the only one that's noticing that "Pretend" uses the Stanley Parable Music instead of just background noise?
I think alpha may have been playing it actually but idk
Wait...
It plays the kill animation even on cooldown.
Me: Don't think of it as a bug, think of it as Golden Experience Requiem.
Is that a JoJo reference?
“Believe it or not, i do pretend sometimes” - JaidenAnimations 2021
This dude's in the future.
@@geovoid my bad lmfao
what…?
12:24
13:40 WAIT, You're telling me it also disables the rest of their UI, so they can't even report bodies either!?!
LMAO, The designers of this game couldn't care less if they tried!!!!
Wait wtf are you doing here
No, the footage is zoom in.
They PRETEND (i said the name of the game i get millions of likes right?) Its a good game
Hi Bladed 🖐️
Love the new vid!
Vinny, Jaiden, and Alpha in the same video?
*THE POWER*
Impressed with Vin's Bread Roll identification skills
I love pretend
Dude same
You're missing 6 laughing crying emojis
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’re welcome
Oh god! Me too
I’m so happy that the first words I’ve heard for like a month was “Look, I get it.”
Is one of the kill animations literally just the pretender pulling their mask down and the other person collapsing
He coughed.
yes
yes
yes
Covid speedrun
This brings back the “Not Minecraft” flashbacks.
as someone with a computer that has an average cpu % of 99.8, the fact that him saying 30% is a sign of the game being malware offends me.
Same sigh
Jesus christ what kind of dinosaur you run
@@yahya3683 so it's about a 5 year old gpu with a 580 video card
Also it's a bit of a exaggeration in reality the resting is about 20 to 30
I hit 80% when I just try to play tf2
YOU GET BANNED FOR SAYING "THE PRETENDER IS SUS" IN THE DISCORD SERVER FOR THIS GAME LMAAAO
Ðere’s a Discord?
Are you speaking from experience?
When the imitator is distrusful
Bro people should start speedrunning getting banned from their discord-
@@spinzit3819 yandev is quacking in his.......... wait what does he have
When the pretender is distrustful 😳
*_PERTENDER_*
“Your honor, my client was merely imposting” doesn’t work either, you know
I can't wait for the Airship map to come out and Alpharad to look at the "unclog toilet" task and the dramatic slow motion ejections and be like "THEY STOLE THESE FROM PRETEND"
It came out yesterday!!! :)
The robot skin too!
Hello Rick
I'm glad he's back and he stopped playing Among Us
Of course this game is nothing like among us
@Bryson Sales just “Pretend” he did :)
Yaaaa!!!
Yea that's cool and all but where splonke tho
Ok but he brought back the Not Series
1:24
That top right comment had me wheezing
6:13 YOOO HE PLAYED THE SONG
The only good part about this game is that my discord status changes to Playing Pretend
... that you're playing Among Us.
@@mslabo102s2 i saw you in an old simpleflips comment section today. Did you learn what uppies were?
@@Daniel-br4nc I'm just replying so I can find out
@@Daniel-br4nc ok find what’s uppies
@@Daniel-br4nc only replying so i can find out
Alpha remembered his TH-cam password guys, and are we so glad that he did.
Thank god
I am an atheist.
Point still stands.
It's because Vinny reminded him that the password was Deepthroat
@@LynKoyo Lol.
Thank god
He’s returned
Ok what games should we play?
FNAF
Minecraft
*Can we just play more among us?*
>:[
2:16
2:48 This part is hilarious for me.
Someone’s gotta tell Not Alpharad that Alpharad stole his old profile picture...
Yeah I'll go do it
E
Really uncool of him tbh. I thought Alpharad was better than that.
Actually no not alpharad decided to give his pfp to alpharad
This isn’t among us, this is “entities in the same proximity as ourselves”
When the doppelgänger traitor is showing signs of untrustworthy activity
😳
I want to upvote but it's at 69
@@JeY_k when the doppelgänger traitor is showing sign of untrustworthy activity 😳
@@JeY_k redditor
When the entity responsible for infiltrating a group or system with the sole purpose of directing tasks to a state of unproductivity is evaluated to be one who is shady, dubious, and generally disreputable overall!!!!!1!!1!!!!😳
@@ShibuNub3305 bad man sus
Danm that would be good update 0:30
0:47 I think its funny that Edgeworth is saying that and not Phoenix
Why are they called “quests” when you’re literally employees in an office and tasks would have made complete sense
gotta avoid infringing on the original property!
What did they copy right tasks
how did we miss jobs
Because “tasks” are in Among Us, and this is a completely different game with no connection to Among Us
because tasks are
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When the individual who, compared to others in his likeminded peer group shows signs of defiance is exhibiting behaviour which some would consider to be untrustworthy 😳
That’s a lot of words there
@@froginaboxVEVO r/decreasinglyverbose
yo how you do the face
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this one, i copy pasted did you as well?
@@shlecko no, that's increasingly verbose. Decreasingly verbose is like this:
imposter sus ._.
Amogus
you wouldn't have known Vinny was in this unless you knew who he was, always a fish out of water when trying to socialize with anyone
Good ideas in this game:
* Ability to see ghosts on cams.
* Vent-cleaning task.
* Parodying that one office meeting comic as the voting-off animation in an office-themed map.
The "ejection" screen is literally just the last panel of "ok ideas" "(good idea) (good idea) (bad idea)" *angry face* *dude gets thrown out window*
Omg i saw that immediately and searched the comments to see if anyone else noticed too!!!
wrong!!!! the format is bad idea bad idea good idea
I’m so glad someone else saw it
@@Wemmie thank you for saying wrong with four exclamation marks to really make your incorrect fact stand out.
@@DoomerSlice that is the format though?
The game is “pretending” to be just a game
Underrated
@@Iam-cz1ot no
It's pretending not to be a cryptominer.
I like hearing the difference between Alpha and Vinny's laughs
I like how TH-cam has the game listed as among us in the description
The real alpharad said he was going to be on a break are we sure this “alpharad” isn’t a pretender
He sure doesn't look born yesterday on the lookout
not alpharad had that pfp 🤔
@@nosoyespanol the break might be 8 years long and this is a pretender we don’t know
Its not an imposer, I checked the videos.
Not Alpharad stole this channel and brought his pfp with him, and left Jacob with the Minecraft pfp.
I like how everyone has Bootleg versions of their names
And then vinny is just vinny
Vynie
Hacker should have been inklinghacker
@@pillgrimm fitting for one of the frequent connoisseurs of bootleg games
@@egg4552 inklingprogrammer
3:45 *28 STAB WOUNDS*
I love how this is in his “among us” area on his channel page.
When he said “look I get it” you don’t know how hard I smiled
Time stamp?
0:01
Obligatory bruh moment
This is literally ‘Among Us at home’ personified
pretty much everything in the not series is "X game at home"
There is one Walmart among us
@@kamranhosseini6885
There is one Kohl’s among us
IT's pretending to me Among us XD
The problem is this game actually looks like a good game, graphics wise. Innersloth should make a spinoff among us game based in an office.
Fun fact. This game was actually proven to be using your computer to mine cryptocurrency and has been pulled from Steam.
11:44 THE KILL ANIMATION IS THE PRETENDER PUTTING THEIR MASK OFF LMAO
yeah, this was made post-corona
HAHA LMAO!!!
Not only is it stolen but it's fucking offensive
@@goose7618 how is it offensive?
@@MakerManX To those who have died to COVID and to those who are going through hard times because they/a relative/friend are infected
I was worried about the Not series "not" coming back, hehe. But in reality he talked about how he didn't like doing them because they were shitting on someone's game, someone put time and effort into it just to be shit on. But now it looks like he's gonna be doing shitty cashgrab knockoffs, so that's nice.
I mean, that was most of the series already though?
@@AztecCroc I mean the first episode was Paladins, so not all the games are shitty cashgrabs. A lot of games are just inspired.
Well this game is a Bitcoin miner so maybe not doing these was his plan buttttt
BITCOIN MINER
11:28 this is my favourite altrive line “me click good”
The Cryptominer when Suspicious! 😳
Not only is alpha back he brought the “NOT” series’s
he was gone because he was looking for it
e's back
Thank u
wym he was back last week
I am so poggers
The most insane part of this video wasn't the Pretend Purgatory at 13:44 or the very fair "skill test" of the Temperature
It's the fact that the era of the Swear to My Bones Outro is over now.... the new art and song are both phenomenal though
We’ve truly reached a new era. I’ll miss Swear to My Bones, but this new outro is a banger.
@@7grandmac what is the outro song
@@mac_II I wish I knew. It sounds awesome, but I have no idea what it is.
@@mac_II description
F
I love the Buster reference lmao. "Do you really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?" It's one of my favourite memes from Arthur lol
Me: uses autoclicker on kill button
Also me: gold experience requiem
Alpha: "This game is practically malware and I uninstalled it immediately afterwards"
Also Alpha: *puts link to game in description*
Got to get those bitcoins
spreading the love
Alpha: **install’s a game that can kill his computer** that’s showbizz baby
13:40: this is quality gaming
when the charlatan is apprehensive
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Vinny: *D e e p t h r o a t .*
Timestamp?
The informant from the Watergate scandal?
*MUF*
12:49 you’re welcome
I'm glad he's back and he stopped playing Among Us, that game was repetitive and easily to get bored of, now Pretend on the other hand, that's a great game.
Same, Among Us is too overrated
Among Us was so 2020.
I like how the game the pretender pretends to be an actual game while it mines your laptop for bitcoin and youtube pretends that it is among us
When the falsely identified murderous con-artist is viewed as possibly incorrect or false in identity
The game itself is an imposter
It's "pretending" to not be malware
probably why its named Pretend
hey, it's only a secret crypto miner!
I can already hear it..
“Look, I get it: You’re tired of Among Us”
read the description lol
yeah i fucking am tired of it
So true
oh no
@@ThatMilesGuy Same here, but I'll still watch it because it's Alpharad.
2:47 "so ultimately, the meta of this boils down to: How fast can you click?" Alpha just summarized 1.8 Minecraft PVP
3:38 scp-173 has breached containment
Very good comment
I agree
Are you starting a conversation
Maby
Damn
I'd like to begin replacing "Can it run Crisis?" with "Can it run Pretend?"
But, can it run DOOM
@@lemonisafruit5984 of course it can’t. DOOM doesn’t mine Bitcoin.
Alright, using the Stanley Parable’s OST when the game revolves around “employees” is pretty great
When Stanley went to enable one of two sabotages, he sabotaged the one on his left.
@@RedWithTheObviouslyLongHandle
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
in the alternate universe, this is the new among us
6:22 this is the story of a man named stanley
You know it’s a whole new season of Alpharad when the outro song changes
what is the outro called? ITS SOO GOOD
Truely
@@Gratn I think alpharad made it
BRUH IT'S SO GOOD
@@peopleperson2319 Ace of Hearts album sample??????????
Let’s “pretend” this game isn’t mining bitcoin
Its actually pretty fun, it’s like .99 cents
Amogus
10:14 Game company “filled for bankrupcy”
When the impersenator is currently showing extremley skeptical behavior 😳😳😳
I just realized, isn’t the imposter being tossed out the window a reference to that one office comic
Yeah lol
Think so
Don't you mean the Conspicuous Pretender?
This man is genius. He managed to make money off of a virus game.
I guess you could say this video turned viral.
@@flashfire0375 burn whatever you're watching this on and sell the ashes for a negative price
@@CyberCat3O so he gives money
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 exactly
this is what among us characters look like when there helmets are off
0:05 Your favorite Star Wars character is Dr. Wonka. Noted.