John Mulaney - The Salt and Pepper Diner

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  • @Naixatloz
    @Naixatloz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Terrible news. The Salt and Pepper Diner was recently forced to close because of some redevelopment bullshit. A moment of silence, please.

    • @audreylamendola3340
      @audreylamendola3340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *it was dead silent*
      ......
      BWUUUUM BWUUUUM
      WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT!

    • @Naixatloz
      @Naixatloz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *GOOOOOOD DAMNIT!!*

    • @mokster9158
      @mokster9158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Audrey Lamendola bum da bum bum da bum
      It's not unusual!

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AND SILVERWARE FLIES EVERYWHERE

    • @mokster9158
      @mokster9158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Underswap Sans His name was also John he was a separate human being I'm not calling myself my best friend

  • @mrspymaster1231
    @mrspymaster1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    THat moment when you realize he went with the guy that yelled "SCATTER!"

    • @kristencooper5726
      @kristencooper5726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      love that one ( im related to this person that you see here

    • @feralrats
      @feralrats 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      prove it m8

    • @mrspymaster1231
      @mrspymaster1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spaceycat331 AJ in the "my drunken stories" video (recently taken down) he says "my friend john smashed a 40L on the ground" the friend in this video is the same john

    • @feralrats
      @feralrats 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      mrspymaster1231 I was talking to '' Kristen Cooper ''

    • @mrspymaster1231
      @mrspymaster1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spaceycat331 AJ oh kk m8 it didn't show the +Kristen Cooper thing so i assumed you were talking to me

  • @Nanthecowdog
    @Nanthecowdog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I don't even have to listen to this anymore, all I do is think about it and laugh my ass off.

    • @gloveinabox2248
      @gloveinabox2248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah XD

    • @Gordyan_Knot
      @Gordyan_Knot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nan the Cowdog ditto. I was on the shitter and started thinking about this and had an uncontrollable giggle fit.

    • @fudgecake4633
      @fudgecake4633 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @dies4572
      @dies4572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @HeyDanisaurus
    @HeyDanisaurus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    My grandfather told me when he was the manager at Burger King when he was younger he had to work on 4th of July, he played Christmas music the whole day and NOBODY noticed until around 5 hours later

    • @grimsiight
      @grimsiight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      so your grandfather started the whole Christmas in July kick!

    • @mrspymaster1231
      @mrspymaster1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Chris Nivert and at a Burger King nonetheless

    • @atpyro7920
      @atpyro7920 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      absolute chad move

    • @jlotus100
      @jlotus100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The hero we need

  • @twins1729
    @twins1729 9 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    One time at work, someone accidentally hit repeat on the song instead of the whole cd and "Footloose" played over and over for 2-3 hours straight. Yeah...

    • @isaacthomas6544
      @isaacthomas6544 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      twins1729 Oh my god I can hardly handle one play through of that song how did you do it

    • @Zarggg
      @Zarggg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      twins1729 I'd actually be okay with that, though I'd slowly lose my sanity by the end of it.

    • @fisherbailey3150
      @fisherbailey3150 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL!!!😂😂

    • @jasonlasica7651
      @jasonlasica7651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh man, I keep a suicide note on me just in case Karma Chameleon gets stuck in my head, perhaps from playing it over and over again

    • @Pianotendo
      @Pianotendo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +twins1729 That's brutal! :D

  • @TheCheese06z
    @TheCheese06z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    the its not unusual part fucking killed me

    • @Austin_Wingfield
      @Austin_Wingfield 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahhaha same here

    • @Atamastra
      @Atamastra ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "On the other hand... when we went back............ Holy shit!"
      That's the part for me. Heard this bit countless times, always makes me crack.

    • @samoanjoseph1457
      @samoanjoseph1457 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Atamastra For me, the best part is "It's Not Unusual" went hand in hand with the staff doing nothing about it, because this made it seem like all this was normal to them.

  • @89animegirl
    @89animegirl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    dont mind me I'm just gonna....
    "Sets to work planning to animate this"

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +UltimateHedgehog123 too late someone beat you too it!
      Well maybe not but you know, better finish up!

    • @89animegirl
      @89animegirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** this thing? I know, it's at least a year old. I just keep it because of sentimental value and so my subscribers can still recognize me.

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      UltimateHedgehog123 but did you finish that animation?

    • @89animegirl
      @89animegirl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nah not yet I got sidetracked because I became a fan of undertale

    • @goroakechieatsrocks416
      @goroakechieatsrocks416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +UltimateHedgehog123 undertale is life. there is an animated version of this that IS undertale btw

  • @sharpshotefx
    @sharpshotefx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    This is the kind of anarchy I strive for

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
      what's new pussycat?!

  • @WhiteLycanXII
    @WhiteLycanXII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    And they say that the Salt and Pepper Diner was extra salty that day.

    • @TusksTheAxew
      @TusksTheAxew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess it was the Salt and Vinegar diner for a day. Huehue

  • @mattd5240
    @mattd5240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Its not unusual to play what's new pussycat 8 times.

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herobrine Persson Oh I'm sorry

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I simply don't care.

    • @chronosmusics
      @chronosmusics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As long as its followed by one "Its not unusual"

    • @yeet4873
      @yeet4873 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Destroyed by a child boiiiiiiiii

  • @raediant3307
    @raediant3307 10 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    There's this bowling alley in one of the bigger towns near me, and every time I go there, I play The Seer by The Swans. It's 32 minutes long, and watching everyone's faces go from excited delight of knocking down pins while listening to Party in the USA to horrified panic as The Seer comes on.
    For over half an hour.

    • @nicisnotfunny0
      @nicisnotfunny0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hello Weiss icon

    • @raediant3307
      @raediant3307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Weiss is the bae tbh

    • @naruto17mirai
      @naruto17mirai 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** That's an odd way to spell Weiss... ;)

    • @big_empress_energy
      @big_empress_energy ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god you legend I love that song

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I choose to believe that you are, in fact, Michael Gira.

  • @NotEliteGamer
    @NotEliteGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I did this, and the jukebox got unplugged after 4 plays of What's New Pussycat.

    • @yoshigalxyed4664
      @yoshigalxyed4664 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JadenK lol

    • @m33zerella
      @m33zerella 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha brilliant

    • @nothankyou4886
      @nothankyou4886 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JadenK mine did after 2 and a half

    • @highbornpig2229
      @highbornpig2229 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JadenK I tried it and the jukebox was unplugged before I even got to it

    • @Socksshoesandhats
      @Socksshoesandhats 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should use your phone and a speaker. Hide it.

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 10 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I read a story about a guy who did this in a nightclub.
    But instead of twenty seven reruns of the same song, it was two runs of a single, TWENTY SEVEN MINUTE atonal song called "The Seer."

    • @mysticblade35
      @mysticblade35 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No way someone played two runs of that song in a nightclub.

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      mysticblade35 Apparently they took out the jukebox the next day.

    • @piggyknowles1708
      @piggyknowles1708 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      SWANS!!!

    • @alpacabrush3360
      @alpacabrush3360 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "THE SEER"
      HOMESTUCK 0_0

    • @FrightNFight
      @FrightNFight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      alpacabrush ew

  • @thtuskey
    @thtuskey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I JUST DID THIS!
    My son (who knows and loves this bit) went to his prom, and then told us they were going to Buffalo Wild Wings. We were out and about, near BWW with his girlfriend's parents.
    so.we went to BWW first.
    And we waited.
    We were in the bar area where they couldn't go. Once they came in, I went over to juke box (was out of their view), and put in FIVE What's New Pussycat (WNP), one It's Not Unusual (INU). And one more WNP.
    The first WNP started a song or two later. EVERYTHING JOHN SAID IS TRUE! When the third WNP started, there were these two guys at the bar and heard them groan. Same with the fourth and fifth.
    Nothing when INU started, but when the WNP after INU started, the guy literally slapped hard at the bat and I heard him say "Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???"
    So after all that was done, we grabbed my son's waitress and paid their bill and told her to tell them someone in the bar did so.
    Them he came over, saw it was us and he was just dying,.red faced, "NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!"
    It was awesome.

  • @isntchrisl
    @isntchrisl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is one of my favorite bits from him.

    • @MattNemmers
      @MattNemmers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Second only to the "Sometimes.....I get nervous.....on airplanes" bit.

    • @yaboipikle6929
      @yaboipikle6929 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Nemmers one of my favorite parts is im gay i have aids im homeless and im new in town

    • @lesslycepeda9693
      @lesslycepeda9693 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      keith alford im gon push im

    • @Tnu1138
      @Tnu1138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Matt Nemmers I"m partial to "I am a proud Asian-American woman"

  • @tonyp3468
    @tonyp3468 10 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Comedians are so much funnier when they tell stories and not stupid one liners

    • @TheDayman124
      @TheDayman124 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah most of the time, but you gotta admit Mitch Hedberg was a damn genius.

    • @tonyp3468
      @tonyp3468 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk who he is

    • @lashedsuns4529
      @lashedsuns4529 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony P :0... Seriously? You must youtube him!!

    • @tonyp3468
      @tonyp3468 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Bice hahahaha he's pretty good

    • @paul9142
      @paul9142 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some comedians are really good with one liners and have that as their style. Others are just...

  • @20firebird
    @20firebird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    SO THIS IS WHERE THAT FUCKING MEME IS FROM
    THE LEGEND

  • @sageharpuia7715
    @sageharpuia7715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    I went from Undertale to this.

    • @froufroudeluxe
      @froufroudeluxe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      WOWIE!
      Me too! :')

    • @vakiova103
      @vakiova103 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ruby-Lou hello!

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +CoolSkeleton95 Hey buddy!

    • @holdenhika
      @holdenhika 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh heeeey Papyrus

    • @LumitheHedgehog
      @LumitheHedgehog 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      saem *baas*

  • @Tyrannigon64
    @Tyrannigon64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This is my first time hearing this. I am actually crying tears of laughter. Not even kidding, I felt four or five of them run down my face.

  • @CanaanPoE
    @CanaanPoE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    what if one of the people who saw this was in the diner when that happened and was just like "you little fucker" XD

  • @1diotSndwich
    @1diotSndwich 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The part about the guy hitting the table and yelling "GOD DAMNIT" was one of the funniest things I have aver heard I was dead XD

  • @charleymcmullen5626
    @charleymcmullen5626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is the BEST example of a solid "story joke" that you're likely to find anywhere.

  • @TheMightyPika
    @TheMightyPika 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is the most genius example of public trolling I have ever heard.

  • @MeilseoirSchwartzthal
    @MeilseoirSchwartzthal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I should do this somewhere where there is a jukebox, but pay for seven plays of Mambo #5 followed by one Cha-Cha Slide...then back to Mambo #5....

    • @willg1439
      @willg1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No you should do five Mambo #5's and you could call the last one Mambo #5 #5

  • @8balls122
    @8balls122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    If I ever find a jukebox imma do this.... with $50.... because lawl....

    • @shriharihudli8596
      @shriharihudli8596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +peter burczyk Please do. And record the whole thing.

    • @8balls122
      @8balls122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrihari Hudli :D

    • @zenithmacdonald6119
      @zenithmacdonald6119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here's what you do once you find the jukebox set up a hidden camera then leave just to see what happens while you were away. That you don't get banned from the diner.

    • @TyqaPlaysHD
      @TyqaPlaysHD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      they'll unplug it

    • @MrDragonmaster736
      @MrDragonmaster736 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TyqaPlaysHD - #1 Source For Gaming Content damn it

  • @dingus1787
    @dingus1787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    N Y E H
    Y
    E
    H

    • @shoco462
      @shoco462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +DeathByCake118
      N Y E H
      Y E
      E H
      H E H

    • @mandrill750
      @mandrill750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Shoco462 well played

    • @tragichainsaw
      @tragichainsaw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +DeathByCake118 Was that code that was meant to say: "Judgement Boy sent me here because of his Undertale animations."? If so, I can relate. Judgement Boy sent me here too.

  • @the_bearded_beauty
    @the_bearded_beauty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've been doing this exact thing at the local bar I work at. I work the door and while it's slow, I can play What's New Pussycat for every other song on the jukebox through an app on my phone. Nobody can tell who's playing it and everyone starts cursing the bartenders for doing it all while I'm outside with tears streaming down my face.

  • @fynnleyreader3511
    @fynnleyreader3511 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    We were talking about song lengths in math class today and my teacher mentions November Rain and my first reaction is to go "BWAHM BWAHM WHAT'S NEW PUSSYAT" and the kid in front of me stared right at me as I silently laughed my ass off.

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @tipsybun
      @tipsybun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DO THAT AGAIN PLZ, SO I CAN LAUGH THIS HARD AGAIN

  • @idontknow11829
    @idontknow11829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I did this "salt and pepper" experiment in this diner that had a jukebox.
    Nobody noticed until the 5th replay when someone ratted me out seeing me at the jukebox.

    • @gigawatt6018
      @gigawatt6018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Okay, this is the last time google. gotta do this at a crowded bar or restaurant where no one notices. Have 2 or 3 friends help you, but you can't be together afterwards, go mingle about until it's all over. Then run. lol

  • @HeavyGuyFP
    @HeavyGuyFP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Every now and then I feel awfully down so I come here to watch this to remind myself that everyone suffers, but no one suffers as much as the poor people that day in the Salt & Pepper diner.

  • @donjlarson56
    @donjlarson56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Don't listen to this joke while driving.

  • @livin4thelamb499
    @livin4thelamb499 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the apartment I grew up in was 30 sec away from the Salt n Pepper diner, I loved that place! my dad even remembers where the Jukebox was. I'm really glad John M has immortalized the place ha ha

  • @ButterShutterModels
    @ButterShutterModels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This is my all time favorite comedy routine.

  • @WillWileyOfficial
    @WillWileyOfficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is the most well delivered bit I've ever heard
    I cant stop laughing

  • @jstnshea
    @jstnshea 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    At least the song was 2 mins long.
    Even though that's like 42 minutes of torture.

  • @brookeb4563
    @brookeb4563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I want to one day do this but instead use Rick Astleys Never Gonna Give You Up

    • @Simslover139
      @Simslover139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brooke B. Geinus

    • @rougenarwhal8378
      @rougenarwhal8378 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brooke B. or instead of what's new pussycat, play a song that sounds like an awesome song but isn't

    • @dies4572
      @dies4572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same
      or do never gonna give you up then what's new pussycat then never gonna give you up then what's new pussycat and so on...

    • @espeon6480
      @espeon6480 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Rouge Narwhal Gangnam Style?

    • @jacobgasque7699
      @jacobgasque7699 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or Darude Sandstorm (It can give the mentioned 5th play effect) and 1 Never Gonna Give You Up

  • @bcat010
    @bcat010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    that is genius trolling

  • @kingnothing915
    @kingnothing915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The way he says "Holy shit" is just hilarious.

  • @adambgunn
    @adambgunn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    the more I listen to this skit the funnier it gets.
    "and silverware flies everywhere and it was faaaaaantastic" :-D

  • @brandiboo1231
    @brandiboo1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    i must have originally watched this like over 3 years ago and it is still my fav lmao

  • @tonyp3468
    @tonyp3468 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    By far the most underrated comedian ever! Funniest guy i've ever seen

  • @ms-ellie3370
    @ms-ellie3370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    anyone else who laughed till they cried? no? just me? alright then

    • @cykablyat8129
      @cykablyat8129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      don't worry it's not unusual

    • @ms-ellie3370
      @ms-ellie3370 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i swear i've never laughed so hard in my life qwq

    • @joshbrown1124
      @joshbrown1124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There just happens to be a very odd rainstorm localized on my face, I'm not crying.

    • @ms-ellie3370
      @ms-ellie3370 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rabbid Wombat oh man how bad is it?

  • @drummer703
    @drummer703 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The sad part is that you know that someone went out and did this exact thing after hearing this story

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah and I'm that guy

  • @concretetundra9517
    @concretetundra9517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have listened to this about fifteen times and it never wears thin. This is as good as Woody Allen's "The Moose" bit. I will even go out on a limb and say that he heard the Moose bit. Doesn't matter. This bit is perfectly crafted and is, without question, one of my favorite comedy bits of all time. It's a classic. So damn funny.

  • @artofboredom42
    @artofboredom42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think the very first time I heard this -Through iTunes radio- I was literally rolling around in the floor. I'm just lucky my family was all downstairs. I could not breathe I was scared I would die right then and there.

  • @jamesthemaniac3293
    @jamesthemaniac3293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I almost crashed my car laughing at this

  • @johnblimbo
    @johnblimbo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I haven't legitimately laughed so hard in so long. 10/10

  • @Sarah.A27
    @Sarah.A27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "It was like the liberation of France!" 😂 omg this guy and his friend are troll kings fuckin hell

  • @matthewserletic906
    @matthewserletic906 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the best (non-vulgar) bits of comedy I've ever heard. Brilliant.

  • @frompariswithhatred
    @frompariswithhatred 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    chaotic neutral

  • @madmanownzall
    @madmanownzall 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Time to go find a diner with a jukebox.

  • @rachaelcollins3076
    @rachaelcollins3076 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of my favorites. I love his delivery. This man is funny.

  • @Deedeedee137
    @Deedeedee137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    After seeing this, my best friend did this to me, and this accurately describes what it's like to have this song played on loop. He then told me to watch this, and then I did. And I'm fucking dead now. I died laughing

  • @chriswhite7094
    @chriswhite7094 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Did this at my school's homecoming made me piss myself from laughing so hard over the reaction of other people

  • @DavidLS1
    @DavidLS1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Something tells me John was one of those kids who pressed all the buttons in elevators.

  • @thegarners9
    @thegarners9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i know a diner that has a juke box with that song BOTH SONGS i need to do this...

  • @jaysedits2931
    @jaysedits2931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Who's watching in 1947?

    • @d4rksonic474
      @d4rksonic474 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not possible, Internet was made in 1998

    • @jaysedits2931
      @jaysedits2931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Darktendo it's Hilarious when people are so ignorant that they can't take an obvious joke

    • @d4rksonic474
      @d4rksonic474 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jays Edits I know man XD

    • @kacywhite3184
      @kacywhite3184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Darktendo *1969

    • @coolcool6219
      @coolcool6219 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sammmmme

  • @richardgraham7412
    @richardgraham7412 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I loved this! I wonder why 297 people said they did not like this? Have they not yet got their 30 day chip for anger manegment? What kind of person would not get a kick out of this?

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Richard Graham
      Right, how could anybody possibly think differently from you? It's really not all that good; in fact (and this is me personally) it failed to yield a single laugh.

    • @richardgraham7412
      @richardgraham7412 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have a right to your opinion

    • @delicheese6774
      @delicheese6774 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Richard Graham
      I'm aware, and I assure you I did not need you to tell me that.

    • @BigCupcakeify
      @BigCupcakeify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Richard Graham
      The people who were there.

  • @StJimmy364
    @StJimmy364 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I listen to this track whenever I need a good laugh. It never disappoints. :)

  • @kalels4459
    @kalels4459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'd like to see security footage from the diner tbh

  • @maryc.4423
    @maryc.4423 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was so hilarious! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Why didn't I know about this John Mulaney guy before? He's awesome!

  • @emi8891
    @emi8891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dad showed me this a long time ago. So funny :D Still laugh when I listen to it

  • @Athrizel
    @Athrizel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is fucking amazing

  • @MrVoiceGuy
    @MrVoiceGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was the first time in my life that I've laughed myself to tears.

  • @KrazyKate859
    @KrazyKate859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i remember watching this comedy show on tv years ago (i think it came out late 2000s?) and jesus christ, this story never gets old. every fucking time i hear it, i die laughing. it's one of my favourite stories, it's just so perfect. it is always, always funny!

  • @apersonsm
    @apersonsm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wanna tell you one story erm.. this is the best comedy I've ever heard in my life... It's about the salt and pepper dinner. This never gets old, I've listened to it about 5 times at least already lol.

  • @cainromero6822
    @cainromero6822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My friends and I did this with Kansas' Carry On My Wayward Son hahaha

  • @casualerror1
    @casualerror1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was sitting in my kitchen, reading the newspaper, when 'What's New Pussycat?' came on and I started DYING because I thought of this piece. Had to listen to it again

  • @danicakrysak6379
    @danicakrysak6379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard this once on the radio, so happy to find it again!!

  • @KLB410
    @KLB410 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Does anyone else think he sounds a LOT like Misha Collins?

    • @Terragiggles
      @Terragiggles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're right he does kinda!

  • @swirlyful
    @swirlyful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Once in spring on the lake my roommate and I were having a rough time relationship wise and we put on "Mirrors" by Justin Timberlake on loop for at least an hour... let me tell you, that song has some sort of magical properties. Instead of getting annoying it just kind of becomes the comfortable background of your life. So weird without it afterwards.

  • @elijahburton5055
    @elijahburton5055 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is so well delivered i didn't notice it was six minutes long. i seriously thought it was like... two. this man is amazing.

  • @jessicadube175
    @jessicadube175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has been for a while and will likely stay my top favorite comedy bit. Every time I've had a bad day I just pull this up and it never fails to make me smile.

  • @saltypear7397
    @saltypear7397 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    DUM, DA DUM, DA DUM, DADADADADA DUM, IT'S NOT UNUSUAL

  • @charliehall5237
    @charliehall5237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who ever animated this for Undertale is amazing

  • @IMRowse
    @IMRowse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    My friend and I tried to do something similar. An hour and a half later and we were still waiting for the music we selected to play.

    • @TrollorRuby
      @TrollorRuby 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what happened to the prank after that?

    • @IMRowse
      @IMRowse 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffrey Yap
      I don't know, I think my little sister got on my account and posted that.

    • @mexrell
      @mexrell 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ask her?

    • @IMRowse
      @IMRowse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mexrell I will do that.

    • @toniweiss9643
      @toniweiss9643 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I.M. Rowse lol

  • @mrsklemzak
    @mrsklemzak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is on my Pandora list over and over, I love it!

  • @Gasten400
    @Gasten400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just him and his friend sitting there giggling like little brats

    • @wyattbeason3192
      @wyattbeason3192 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Learn to English

    • @TVFILMBUFF
      @TVFILMBUFF 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      David James
      I see what you there. Clever.

  • @help4343
    @help4343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The comments on the "Its not unusual" video on youtube brought me here

  • @allennicoson3612
    @allennicoson3612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    one of the funniest stand up bits I've ever heard. literally crying

  • @ninjagogirl01
    @ninjagogirl01 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the 'GOOOD DAMN IT" reminds me so much of Karkat it's so great

  • @taylorh.2423
    @taylorh.2423 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Funniest thing my friend has shown me!!!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kappakappi
    @kappakappi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I was looking for this video and found it by searching "video playing same song on music box over and over funny" in Google

  • @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343
    @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the Troll is great in this one

  • @Kamodomon
    @Kamodomon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jukebox trolling.

  • @Davelichtauthor2451
    @Davelichtauthor2451 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I CRACK UP EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO THIS! LOVE IT! Plus the psychological experiment is GREAT too!

  • @w.dgaster3059
    @w.dgaster3059 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    N
    N Y
    N Y E
    N Y E H
    Y E H
    E H
    H

    • @erin1896
      @erin1896 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌✊✌✋👊☝👆👍👎👉

    • @w.dgaster3059
      @w.dgaster3059 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ◆☟✌ ❄ ✍

    • @erin1896
      @erin1896 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      W.D Gaster 👊☝👆👇👈👏👋👌✊✌✋✋

    • @w.dgaster3059
      @w.dgaster3059 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❄☟✌ ❄ ✋♦ ☝✋👌👌☜ ❂✋☟

    • @erin1896
      @erin1896 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌👏👎👇👊✋☝👏👐👌👆✌👈?!

  • @OliviaSmithOliviaSmith
    @OliviaSmithOliviaSmith 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

  • @Railroadfan5383
    @Railroadfan5383 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy crap I grew up going to that diner till it closed down a few years ago! That place, omg, it had great food and it was always a classic place to go to after Sunday church or some random weekend or holiday morning. Salt n' Pepper was a legit diner too, with the jukebox in the corner, his story is so legit too, lmao!!

  • @nekocatwarrior
    @nekocatwarrior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Went from Miraculous Ladybug to comic dubs of voltron to this.

    • @CaptainSunFlare
      @CaptainSunFlare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is common knowledge that all roads lead to John Mulaney.

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my friends constantly reference this bit. It's perfect.

  • @Olivia-wk7or
    @Olivia-wk7or 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this never fails to make me laugh

  • @sully2018
    @sully2018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seriously one of the greatest bits ever.

  • @pianokeyz2JA
    @pianokeyz2JA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was crying from laughter by the end of this. This was great lmfaoo

  • @HinataElyonToph
    @HinataElyonToph 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When we went back....HOLY SHIT.......

  • @Christopher_Roy_
    @Christopher_Roy_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have been doing this for years with "My heart will go on" by Celine Dione. It is hilarious to sit and watch peoples reactions.

  • @mollym.3096
    @mollym.3096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been listening to this on loop. I'm memorizing it. I will be able to recite it any day now. Be afraid.

  • @mystie1769
    @mystie1769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I believe I ventured to the most amazing corner of the internet. There's no turning back now.

  • @scottmantooth8785
    @scottmantooth8785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    heard this on a coworkers playlist one morning almost a year ago and was nearly rolling in the floor laughing so hard...i want to see someone do a reenactment of this either as a animation (or stop action), or as a live action... although hearing the story being told is also pretty entertaining

  • @lindaberg1695
    @lindaberg1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is too funny!!! OMG all I have to do is think about this and I am bent over in laughter!