A teenager, his over-enthusiastic father, and a time-travelling lawyer walk into an interrogation room...
Time traveled from like the 50s where the men talked in that higher range voice in the radio dramas.
@@emmadavis1584 they emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed, bros?
@@firstnamelastname6016 The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power a system he can shape however he wants the Virginians emerge with the nation's capital and here's the pièce de résistance
love how they were so surprised when Pete went to Jamaica but when John's neighbor was a cannibal they just agreed.
Also love the low-key "we all know you're an alcoholic, Jimmy" vibes when Jimmy read his lol
Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
ironically john is the one who actually spent his youth doing crackcocaine lol
"His voice is like, what interrogation is" classic
Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
@@supremeslayer1719 Twins separated at birth. One grew up with a rich family, the other grew up with…uhh….let’s just end it there
This is the world’s weirdest AA meeting
I loved the bit of “why?” “Because we’ve all been there”. Definitely three guys who have been known to indulge in the past.
No kidding. Because of COVID a family member of mine has been going to virtual meetings and some of the stories I have overheard have been insane!
@@angelic_stargaze take a little Pete Davidson and chillax, my man
I feel like these are the human embodiments of weed, cocaine and alcohol and i am dying to see the animated version
John's not wired enough tho. if this is him coked out he must be comatose normally. John maybe is Martinis, while Jimmy might be coke but with like a Xanex chaser.
The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh
@craisins 86 the way he was asking questions almost sounded like he was really interrogating them..
His voice went to this tone that was like straight facts, NY. No. Yes.
@Band&Marvel Geek he's had practice did you not remember Princess Diana and Tyler and the bench
I'm not saying that John's cannibal neighbor was Armie Hammer, I'm just saying that I've never seen John's cannibal neighbor and Armie Hammer in a room together.
I know it's a joke, but Armie Hammer never even got arrested. That old money really does make things go away even in this age of social media where everyone knows what happened.
"Where did the evening start?"
"New York."
"YES. It's true."
That was GOLD. When you put Pete and John in a room, it makes everything better.
That's because Jimmy is an alcoholic, and he is sitting at a table with two addicts. 99.99% sure John and Pete have done the exact same thing- started with a drink, a pill, or a line, and then woken up a day or two later in a different city.
“Do you remember the Cannibal Cop”
**several women in the audience** “YES”
and that’s on True Crime demographics
There were docs on that case so I'm surprised more people didn't know. When he mentioned New York and Cannibalism I immediately thought of the Cannibal Cop. Didn't know others were caught up in it as well.
3/4 of a gay man and bored adult women are pretty much the same demographic in my opinion
Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
Update: time for the typical “omg you guy I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this! thanks so much the likes!” edit
“WHO?”
“It’s country music”
“Oh”
The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh
the fact that Mulaney clearly wanted to keep talking about Pete's trip when the segment ended sends me every time
the way john is just staring at pete in pure shocked confusion while he tells them how he ended up in Jamaica with lorne is absolutely sending mw
how crazy is john’s life to the point where he had a cannibalistic neighbor and it’s NEVER been in a stand up routine
tori gonzo maybe you could find it on youtube but it’s never been in one of his big ones
Marina Moger damn idk why but i have this vivid memory of watching a scene where he talks about it? maybe i’m just crazy lmao
I like how Pete going to Jamaica with Lorne is the most WTF story to these three, when one of them literally told a true story about living in a building with a cannibal.
Was John Mulaney’s neighbor Armie Hammer??
@@kaitlynnichole476 I could go into it, but if you just google his name right now I’m sure the top 20 results will answer this question better than I could
I want Pete Davidson and John Mulaney to have a show together where they’re just themselves
my favorite part is “that’s ✨hollywood✨”
john looks like an worried but kindhearted unforgiving lawyer and jimmy looks like his enthusiastic dad and pete is their child that goes through at least six identity crisis a month but is getting better
John Mulaney's life must be wild if he was the neighbor of a cannibal and he never did stand up about it
no, that's just living in New York. :) (spoken as a former New Yorker)
I am aware of this news story. The guy was conspiring to commit acts of rape and cannibalism but the FBI busted him before he had a chance
He actually did!! I saw his standup and he told an extended version of this story. :)
2:46
“What message boards are you on?”
“I’m not on these! ....My neighbors and friends are.”
Underrated joke lmao
Rafael Enriquez nah ha e you seen his new kids Netflix special (I forget what’s called but it’s set up like a kids show like Barney)
It's more an encompass of his humor. He throws them out like that regularly lol
This just proves Mulaney has them both beat. His joke wooshed right past their heads.
Pete and John are like if the same person was raised in two different universes in different families
"So, cannibalism is totally illegal at this point." Sometimes, rarely, Jimmy is hilarious.
John looked seriously concerned when he found out Pete's one lmao
He looked upset and jealous, because after Pete said he was 20 and only his first year him and Fallon both said no way, no one is that close to Lorne so early. Lol but the way Pete described it, it was more like right place right time.
I would be concerned too. It sounds shady on Lorne's part. He shouldn't be giving the rookie special treatment, especially since it's so personal.
"So Cannibalism totally illegal at this point"...I miss the 80s
Didn't you get it, cannibalism was illegal in NYC, but no one said was illegal in LA
“You’ve probably told me this before....”
“I haven’t, I’ve lived a full life. There’s many stories.” John 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰
John: had a cannibal neighbor
jimmy: woke up in Nashville
Pete: I went to Jamaica with Lorne Michaels
Jimmy and John: WOOOOAAHHHHH
“I’m going to Jamaica, do you wanna come?”
“Fuck yeah dude” 🤣🤣🤣 it’s just that simple, I love it. 😂 that’s such a Pete Davidson response lol
Im having a major Pete Davidson phase right now and I’m not mad
Pete and John need their own show. I could listen to their banter 24/7.
Pete Davidson has like the best one liners in this, while John mullaney is like the story telling god
"he was quiet, but he was so hungry-"
This man is just hilarious
just two men and an asian-american woman playing a game of true confessions
I feel like Jimmy seems alot less fake around other comedians, he must be much more comfortable than if it was some random celebrity
Didn’t he use to be a comedian? I don’t think he’s uncomfortable around other comedians pfft
Bill Haders bitch that’s literally what he said in his comment 🤦♂️ he said he’s more comfortable around comedians pfft.
he’s comfortable around these guys because of snl. u can notice he seems a lot more genuine in his interviews with other snl cast members
“that’s hollywood” *does finger guns* 😂 i’ve found my new favorite quote
Jimmy and John: oh yeah [country music singer]
Pete, embodying Gen Z spirit: *WHO*
This looks like two gay fathers that aren’t mad at their son, just disappointed.
This shouldve been 30 mins atleast. Best "true confessions" bit for me.
Before watching the video, I thought it was a rip off of Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions.
After watching, I can say it's totally different and I was going to look like a total ass if I wrote that
I love how generally shocked Mulaney was that Pete went to Jamaica with Loren
POV: you’re watching the cannibal segment days after the Armie Hammer thing
@@kaitlynnichole476 armie is accused of being a cannibal and a groomer
Also, John's look of confused betrayal when Pete read out his card
Yesss Lorne kept Mullaney on for a long time and produced his show so this definitely looked like shock/jealousy 🤣
Based on John Mulaney's story, his former neighbor was my high school librarian. He got 15 years in jail. Planned cannibalism was one of numerous crimes of which he was convicted. Small world ...
@@Antec121 his neighbor was messaging the cannibal cop but wasnt the cannibal cop himself. Just another cannibal.
Dina M this is so crazy! im class of 2022 and our English teacher told us this story
It’s actually kinda a sweet story. A senior successful man seeing a like-able guy who grew up without a dad and not a lot of money and asking “you wanna go on a vacation?”
“he was quiet, but he was so hungry” 😂😂
"Where did you start?"
"New York"
....
"It's true"
Damnnnnn gottem on the first question lmao 🤣
I knew it right away, because Jimmy mentioned it in a game with Chrissy Teigen. So now we know Pete and John watch the show as well ;)
Petra J. It has nothing to do with that it’s simply bc Jimmy is a raging alcoholic
@@artepjan lol yeah not all.... Pretty much any comedian that mentions jimmy also mentions that hes a whole different person off the set and especially when hes drinking.
"I've lived a full life, I've many stories to tell.."
More evidence that this tall kid was actually born in the 60s and has time-travelled to the present or something.
1940s. definitely born in the 40s & flourished as a young adult in the 1950s.
“He never said to me in the elevator, ‘guess what? I might be a cannibal!’.” 😂
This first question didn’t age well with the Armie Hammer thing now.
@@aquakat3400 Armie Hammer had DM’s leaked and now multiple women are coming forward about him abusing them and hints of cannibalism or that he might have killed people have come up. If you wanna know the full thing just look at the highlights of @houseofeffi on instagram.
“Yes.... it’s true..”
“You have to ask questions!”
“No I know you it’s true” 😂
I love how giggly pete always is😂
John Mulaney looked hurt that Lorne never asked him to Jamaica
I think his next sentence showed why he was worried. He said you in your 20s is asked by a senior executive to join him in Jamaica
Lorne has a soft spot for pete hes even helped him get in to rehab ( i think more than once)he treats him like a son.
"A man, your senior, goes 'that kid- Jamaica.'" 6:43
So good xD
The way I don't want to like this comment because it's at the perfect 100 likes
John Mulaney needs to play a lawyer or something in an old B&W 50s movie.
John: my neighbor was arrested for cannibalism
Jimmy: I went out for beer with a musician and woke up in Nashville
Pete: I went to Jamaica with my boss
John and Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE NO WAY
the way they acted completely shocked SENT me. It's just because it's Lorne Michaels, if it was any other boss anywhere, that would have been normal.
"He never said to me in the elevator 'you'll never believe who i had for dinner last night'"
0:24 "Yeah I should really read the emails" I have never resonated with anymore more in my life
Plot twist: his neighbour was Armie Hammer
Pete: talking about the travel experience with Lorne Michaels and laughing
John: listening very seriously and stayed being shocked for a long enough time
When you have 3 talented comedians who genuinely like each other, it's always a great time.
I think it’s hilarious they both are certain Jimmy’s story is true because it touches on that he’s so much more of a party animal than you’d think, and his friends in the SNL world know it first-hand.
Jimmy and John look like the true interrogators and Pete just looks like he's in trouble for looting a general store or something 😂
At the end, John looked so not ready to just "accept" Pete's story, he was looking at Jimmy a bit like "wait, I have so many questions about this vacation"
Yeah, is Lorne taking advantage of a 20 yrs old? Why? 😂 what could this vacation mean?
Cause Lorne is a fairly private person and also someone that all three of them know very well. Just didn't make sense for Lorne to invite Pete in the first season.
Y’all ever think that John Mulaney could have been eaten and never been the most iconic comedian alive today?? Crazy
I'd like to believe he saw the tall child going through it and decided he didn't want his meat stressed
It was in 2013. He was already a little famous and had made many talk show appearances and some standup specials. He would be remembered forever as the SNL writer who was eaten by a cannibal.
I'm a simple girl, I see John Mulaney or Pete Davidson
*i fucking jab my finger onto my phone screen aggressively*
2:12 “that’s Hollywood!” 🤣🤣
Technically, that neighbour was not a cannibal; merely a hopeful, or aspiring, cannibal.
he probably dabbled in cannibalism previously....maybe an earlobe or finger perhaps, who knows?
I love that they were all on SNL, so it's like three people all coming back together. Like they know and love each other and it's fascinating to watch them,
0:43 “yeah I should read the emails” 💀😂
Asian Jesus like that they emailed out the rules of the game before they went on the show but Pete didn’t read them hence why he is asking all these questions
Lauren Wong even before that. There’s rules every guest agreesto. Also certain terms and conditions before being there. Q and A’s and such. That’s why everything is filmed before. Notice how when a host asks an over the the top question the guest looks surprised and either walks out or feels attacked? That’s cause that wasn’t agreed upon.
“His voice is like what interrogation is” LMFAOOOO
@@EricaShady10171972 i'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
i love how pete is in a hoodie and sweatpants while everyone is wearing formal attire-
“No. He never said to me in the elevator “Guess what.”
I love how Pete laughs before John even gets the joke out because Pete knew exactly where he was going with it
If you said John Mulaney is from the 20s 40s or 80s, you would be right.
He sounds like a narrator from a black and white ..private eye series..
I can imagine him saying"you see, there was this dame, legs as long the Mississippi. She kinda,swayed in to my office"
John: "So who was it?"
Jimmy: "It was John Rich--"
Pete: "Who??"
Jimmy: "Of Big & Rich"
Pete: "Who??"
John: "Big & Rich!"
Jimmy: *"It's country music"*
Pete: *"Ohh"*
I'm 💀
Brad Miller so is he saying they’re not well known because they definitely are lol
@@chasepotter2376 the point is Pete doesn't know anything about country music. Even I've heard of Big and Rich even though I couldn't name one song.
@@kokolatte825 I'm 30 and I've never heard of them and I listen to country and classic rock
John Mulaney seemed genuinely jealous about the Jamaica story.
I personally don't think he was jealous, more like shocked. To be fair, Lorne is much much older than Pete and Pete was only 20 at that time so it was kinda shady. Plus, Pete was new.
It's pretty weird for an old guy to take a 20-year-old on a vacation with him.
When all John wanted was the approval of Lorne Michaels an Pete got it at 20 he went through the five stages: disbelief, anger, sadness, approval, then impressed Lol
i didn’t know armie hammer was john mulaney’s neighbor!
“ John rich”
“ who”
“ big and rich”
“WHOO”
“ it’s country music”
“ oh” 🤣🤣🤣
I love Pete and John together. Literally best friends who need each other
No way. So it's hands down like a friends from childhood thing? That's awesome! Hell yeah, thanks for the comfort! I'll just go fuck myself now!
They chose the best people for this. Laughter is everywhere
when covid is over completely I BEG for a part 2 to this. this is my go to comfort video. please ask them both to do this again with you Jimmy please
I love the fact that John that took Pete under his wing since Pete's suicide scare I loved John before but now I love him even more so much
2:21 This is so small but watch how Mulaney catches on and cues that last drum/cymbal hit.
This man is actually perfect.
Mulaney: "I hate sitting up straight. I hate it more than ISIS."
This video:
This is my FAVORITE Confessions out of all of them. Watched it on repeat numerous times when it 1st came out. Still lovr it in 2021 ❤
Pete and John look like Jimmy's conscience. Pete being the devil and John being the angel
This has to be a movie, could you imagine two hours of them getting Jimmy's movie character to do God only knows what?!
John seemed genuinely concerned that Pete went to Jamaica with their old man boss... knowing how these people in the entertainment business can be rather fishy and at times straight up violating.
christy j separate and apart from your statement though they’ve hinted at some creepy stuff going on in Hollywood.
Cutting off people’s heads and eating it!!???
Anyways, Pete was 20 and it’s not hard for him to be taken advantage of
Cmon there’s no need for that comment, John was just surprised. It’s stuff like this that could start rumors. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves thinking everyone in the industry is the same.
juania jackson how are you so SURE that John was just surprised?
There’s no need for this comment cause this is just you assuming stuff like the original comment
I agree. I don't believe it was jealousy John was feeling, but rather concern. John seems to be like an overprotective older brother towards Pete.
@@anneeeev that's not suggesting everyone in the industry is the same, rather that the corruption exists. To assume it does not is dangerous and ignorant. You look both way when u cross the street right...even if u don't hear any cars...
Just give us movies with John and Pete toguether
Also the "He Never said to me in the elevator : Guess What...." kills me every time
I love how speechless and shell shocked John Looks at Pete’s story 😂😂
the amount of times i’ve watched this for john and pete is unhealthy
“I should read the email” LMFAOOO PETE AGREEING TO SOMETHING AND HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO 😂
The Chad skits...
Going to Steely Dan not knowing it's a band
This is how he lives he whole life! 😂
hey wanna go to jamaica?
pete: frick yes
Shishir Srivastava when he thought Steely Dan was a comedian