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Kangaroo Jack - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

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    • @trippcory
      @trippcory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I just hope you do a skit reinactment of the Jumanji reboot when it comes out this Christmas

    • @jonathanroa2403
      @jonathanroa2403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Channel Awesome Critic if your reading this you should do a review on re-animated it was a partially lost film from cartoon network

    • @batstick129
      @batstick129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Channel Awesome can you making video about nc make WAS THAT REAL ?:monsters (1988) or top 11 goosebumps episode's
      for nostalgia-ween (guest youtube Andy from stitched together pics)

    • @venomsward5497
      @venomsward5497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Channel Awesome ееееее бооиии!!! Awesome!

    • @AnimatedIdiotGuide
      @AnimatedIdiotGuide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I find it hard to believe Doug did that and didn't expect people to now want that XD

  • @TheDude4077
    @TheDude4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    It's a bad movie, but you got to hand it to them, this is probably the most successful con in American cinema history. Literally EVERY kid in America thought this was a movie about a talking Kangaroo, and that's why it was so financially successful. They fooled everyone with the advertising because the mirage scene with the rapping kangaroo was the only thing in every single trailer. It was a massive con, but it worked great and I gotta give them props for that.

    • @BigBadBuzzard
      @BigBadBuzzard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      100% accurate.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      We were all played for fucking fools.........................

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      In the same way I thought Snow Dogs was gonna have talking dogs in it. I was a fucking fool when I was younger.

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Frisbee Snow Dogs was funnier than this

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      which was EXACTLY what snow dogs did!
      AND I HATE BOTH MOVIES FOR THIS LIE
      and least the sequel actually had more fantasy sequences

  • @banananutduckbread1279
    @banananutduckbread1279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "Slay the maiden and save the dragon."
    Okay, that was probably the best line screw-up I've ever heard.

    • @ShiningSpear
      @ShiningSpear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Definitely wasn't a screw-up.

    • @jardex2275
      @jardex2275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then Doug owes you $10

    • @SeanKL107
      @SeanKL107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mista G Not Mista J I

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ShiningSpear How is it not a screw up?

    • @jontyjig3776
      @jontyjig3776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He was referring to Louis as a person that screws things up all the time because the job went south. But it is a running joke in the film that this particular mafioso has speech problems. @@robbiewalker2831

  • @archivedaccount5990
    @archivedaccount5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    This was supposed to be a Mafia movie? Did Shark Tale take notes outta this?

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That explains a lot.

    • @Officiall_Bean
      @Officiall_Bean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope

    • @CLDJ227
      @CLDJ227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Atleast Shark Tale was tolerable

    • @scottybabb6223
      @scottybabb6223 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Originally the movie was actually supposed to be a rated r Mafia movie but I guess somebody saw some potential in this movie to be a kid friendly movie I guess.

  • @arcadeassassin7176
    @arcadeassassin7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    do the creators of this movie realize that getting kicked in the chest by an adult kangaroo can easily kill you due to the large claws located on their hind legs which are designed to disembowel opponents.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Just the kinetic force alone is enough to cave your chest.

    • @wak7474
      @wak7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They could not figure out a cheese sandwich

    • @quoudan1021
      @quoudan1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Death is funny that’s why they made a movie so bad it makes people kill themselfs

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The movie is in a realm where no one can die unless they kill themselves which is why we never see most of the characters again in the film

    • @blacktainfalcon7097
      @blacktainfalcon7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not a real kangaroo

  • @jonathanwright8025
    @jonathanwright8025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    This movie actually won the 2004 Kids Choice Award for Best Fart.
    That is the only award it has on Wikipedia.

    • @cjrstudios4100
      @cjrstudios4100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Real sht?

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ah 2004 the best year of all.

    • @blbradford73
      @blbradford73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I heard it was also nominated for even worse than the Star Wars prequels. Only to be beaten by son of the mask.

    • @LeviathanSpeaks1469
      @LeviathanSpeaks1469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Either they let a bunch of brats come up with the awards or the adults who were doing it were acting like brats... Either way, the fact that this anus turkey was given any credit is a sin against the human race...

    • @Mixsy444
      @Mixsy444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jonathan Wright Holy crap its true!!

  • @kyletowers9662
    @kyletowers9662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    Gotta get back. Back to the Outback
    Back to the Outback, Kangaroo Jack

    • @cupcake2173
      @cupcake2173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Wacha!!!!

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this movie is a guilty pleasure

    • @thecommentdetective374
      @thecommentdetective374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gotta get back gotta get back gotta get back to my shack

    • @user-xi9uw5xh1i
      @user-xi9uw5xh1i 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/ACR0a7ipNoU/w-d-xo.html

    • @FlyingScott
      @FlyingScott 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Long ago in a distant land, I, Cukabura, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed UNSPEAKABLE tourists, but a foolish Kangaroo Warrior stepped forth to oppose me.

  • @xtraminty5868
    @xtraminty5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "I once knew two mice. They fell into a bucket of Cream"
    Best line spoken.

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get it.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hongxiuquan69 Me either.

    • @nandano.1656
      @nandano.1656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hongxiuquan69 I think Catch Me If You Can

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah the best line goes to a kangaroo repeating chicken blood in what is claimed as a family movie.

    • @bowmaj8666
      @bowmaj8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The lesson is never fall into a bucket of cream!"

  • @MadHatta555
    @MadHatta555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I got this in my stocking at eight years old. When I put it in to watch it, I was so uncomfortable I shut it off. I handed it to my parents and said “this is not for kids.” I was so mad at Saint Nick for getting me the wrong movie that my parents told me that there’s no such thing as Santa Claus.

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This story is freaking wild

    • @endergeek236
      @endergeek236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you poor child

    • @juliansummers5983
      @juliansummers5983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Man that must have been a sucky Christmas

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow....that really sucks....

    • @CTOACN
      @CTOACN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😮

  • @mattomoros
    @mattomoros 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Man, I was so pissed when I saw this as a kid. I expected the freakin' kangaroo to speak the whole movie, but nope.

    • @TechSpec814
      @TechSpec814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      mattomoros Same

    • @Flixxy0
      @Flixxy0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      mattomoros same

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I had just suppressed all other memories from the movie so I could continue with my life without major mental scarring.

    • @hatcarl6919
      @hatcarl6919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Omg me too lol. The commercials made it seem like that.

    • @ryanhowe5595
      @ryanhowe5595 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And he was barely in the damn movie

  • @sergeantpickles4202
    @sergeantpickles4202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I feel bad for all the actors who agreed to a completely different film and then had a cgi rapping kangaroo crammed in

    • @floodrunner_2042
      @floodrunner_2042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BadPeople1100 doesn't mean what they worked on wasn't shit

    • @floodrunner_2042
      @floodrunner_2042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BadPeople1100 can't say I have

    • @User-ge7ni
      @User-ge7ni 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danny Hatake it was a thing

    • @archivedaccount5990
      @archivedaccount5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know, I think the Mafia stuff could've been interesting, in a "so bad it's good" kinda of way.

  • @rockofsteel23
    @rockofsteel23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “I’m a hairdresser” I think it’s meant to imply that he has really steady hands so he’s confident he won’t miss

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fair enough

    • @Exorian
      @Exorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And without any context, this made any regular joe understand it as "I'm a sissy" back in the day.

    • @RedneckAnarchist
      @RedneckAnarchist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I took it as a joke that he worked in a very unintimidating field, but f*k you, I've got a shotgun

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My elementary school teacher would actually play this movie on Friday if we behaved.
    Interesting fact; this movie was actually based on an urban legend about two Bosten college students on spring break in Australia and they put a Boston Red Sox jacket on a kangaroo.

  • @emilyhogan4973
    @emilyhogan4973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The farting camels scene won a Kids Choice Award for best animal performance in a film, and they actually brought the actors out on stage riding them.

    • @frankthelad8370
      @frankthelad8370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I don't wanna live in this planet anymore
      Did that actually happen?

    • @alphashitlord1446
      @alphashitlord1446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This kind of shit is why aliens don't talk to us.

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2003 ladies and gentlemen.

    • @davidbauler3159
      @davidbauler3159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just goes to show you; kids are horrible.

    • @TheBatbike
      @TheBatbike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is a joke right ?

  • @charleynewman5057
    @charleynewman5057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Christopher Walken didn't say the line wrong, "I have no doubt you would slay the maiden and save the dragon." He's saying that the two main characters are such fuck ups that in that medieval situation they would do everything wrong.

    • @oliviaeiler7595
      @oliviaeiler7595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He also slayed Natalie Wood

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oliviaeiler7595 except he didnt. You people are sick

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You're thinking of Robert Wagner.@@oliviaeiler7595

  • @allintensiveporpoises2688
    @allintensiveporpoises2688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I specifically remember seeing a commercial when this movie came out and thinking "wow that sounds really stupid"
    This movie came out in 2003.
    I was 6.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AllIntensivePorpoises I think I saw it back in ‘03 and course I was a kid. I’ve gotten smarter than that

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, and I was just born

    • @AlexG32777
      @AlexG32777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was -3

    • @MDE128
      @MDE128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was nearly 2. I didn’t see this movie until I was 15.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wasn’t even born yet, and I distinctly remember thinking “god that sounds stupid”.

  • @mr.eazilymctriggered9369
    @mr.eazilymctriggered9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    For some reason, the Kangaroo rapping and the kangaroos chanting "Chicken Blood" has me laughing VERY hard.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Were they high when they thought of that line

  • @jamesg6660
    @jamesg6660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    To be fair on the "I'm a hairdresser" line, I think I know what they were trying to do. He was expecting him to say that he does something dangerous for a living that requires bravery, but instead he says he does something completely ordinary that doesn't require any kinda bravery. Which means him acting so courageous is something natural that he just has. Basically the idea of a hairdresser showing that he has balls enough to stand up to a gangster is more impressive and leaves a much bigger impression then, say, a cop doing the same thing. Still doesn't make the line good. But at least there was a point to it.

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James G That doesn't make any sense though. Anybody would feel tough if they had the gun in that situation. There was no bravery with that action.

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Even as a kid, I knew that was the point, especially when Louis warned him not to answer.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe they were trying to do a shared universe with Adam Sandler's "You Don't Mess with the Zohan"

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I thought it was "I have nothing else to live for, I'm a fucking hairdresser!"

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scissor skills?

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

    How dare Doug tease us?! Now I WANT to see a Top 11 Best Samurai Jack episodes! It could be as epic as his Top 11 Best Avatar Episodes! Also, congrats on 2000 videos!

    • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
      @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I Couldn't Believe It Either!!

    • @moriarty2474
      @moriarty2474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One day one day

    • @batstick129
      @batstick129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Giovanni Orellana top 11 the legend of korra or tmnt 2003 episode's

    • @mrguy22494
      @mrguy22494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      With Phil LaMarr as the Guest star.

    • @noirangel6416
      @noirangel6416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn it Doug.

  • @PinkGoldAbby
    @PinkGoldAbby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    This movie feels like a mix between an adult mafia drama and a 2000s CGI kids talking animal/creature/cartoon character film.

    • @marcoslopez_
      @marcoslopez_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s because it was filmed as a rated R film. The Kangaroo was very liked at screen testing and then they added more of the kangaroo and made it rated PG.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I like how the _Kangaroo Jack_ review starts with "Start Halloween Right".

  • @glowworm2
    @glowworm2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I'm pretty certain that the actual "Kangaroo Jack" plot of the film was inspired by an urban legend where a couple of tourists run over a kangaroo with their car. They of course decide that the most logical thing to do is to prop it up against their car, and have it wear one of their expensive jackets. The kangaroo is only stunned, and not at all happy to be given the "Weekend at Bernie's" treatment, so he kicks one of the idiots over and hops off--still wearing the jacket--which of course has the fool's car keys/wallet/other valuables you could possibly think of.

    • @JB_2317
      @JB_2317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very informational

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      glowworm2 Very specific.

    • @nuttynoah5342
      @nuttynoah5342 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of a rock music video...

    • @Hola-tq4pg
      @Hola-tq4pg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still sounds better than a Taylor Swift Music Video

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup. Sounds about right. Welcome to Australia, mate.

  • @tigrus879archives4
    @tigrus879archives4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Did I mention this won a "Best Fart" award at the Kids Choice awards?

    • @matheusalves9421
      @matheusalves9421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I just figured this out, I do not believe they actually did that category.

    • @clawhammr666
      @clawhammr666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      There's a "best fart" category ?.. Yup mankind is messed up [flies to mars]

    • @tigrus879archives4
      @tigrus879archives4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eren Yeager Don't know actually

    • @tigrus879archives4
      @tigrus879archives4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Garotão Abobado That's why NK wants to demolish us.

    • @saftytorch4435
      @saftytorch4435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tigrus879 if this isn't a joke, then how did we get here?

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The part about the talking kangaroo commercials, that was an understatement. I remember every commercial pushing that so hard, you would think the whole movie was just that one scene. I remember one where a kid finds a Kangaroo Jack DVD and says, "Whoa, Kangaroo Jack! This guy can talk!" because they REALLY wanted to push that one minute scene for some odd reason. I don't even believe he talks ever again throughout the whole movie.

  • @elekinggudon3245
    @elekinggudon3245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I new two mice, they fell into a bucket of cream"
    Love Rob's Walken inpression

  • @quintonblackburn3916
    @quintonblackburn3916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Initially the film's screenplay was titled "Down and Under" and was described as a mafia comedy in the style of Midnight Run.[2] The film was shot in Australia in August 2001, however when the producers saw test footage they realized that the film as it was cut didn't work.[2] Inspired by early test screenings and the marketing campaign behind the recently released Snow Dogs,[2] the production shifted the marketing focus away from that of a mafia comedy movie to that of an animal picture. New footage was shot including replacing the animatronic kangaroo with a new CGI one and getting him to rap and the film was edited to be much more family friendly.[2]
    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

    • @bucwhovian8305
      @bucwhovian8305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And from IMDb: "Trailers for the movie emphasized the tacked-on "talking kangaroo" scene, which gave audiences a false impression that this was a family film involving a talking kangaroo. Posters also emphasized the kangaroo. The misleading publicity is often credited with the film's achieving the #1 box office spot on opening weekend; industry observers said later that if the film had been more honestly portrayed as what it was, as a gangster comedy with fairly adult humor, it probably would have failed. The film had dismal reviews from critics and considerable backlash from audiences who felt they had been tricked. There was a direct-to-DVD sequel that was more in line with what was promised by trailers, as it was an animated family comedy. "

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait how does snow dogs tie into this...did they just repeatedly use the beach dream sequence in the adverts to make it look the dogs talked I expect that kinda shit from the makers of Kangaroo Jack but not Disney especially since a comedy about a guy trying to learn how to use huskies isn't that hard to sell to kids who love dogs

    • @ZuperNEZ
      @ZuperNEZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The movie was originally PG-13 and the "Chicken Blood" line was originally "Chicken Shit", which would have made more sense as a line.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ZuperNEZ
      Wow, their attempt at making the line more kid-friendly actually made it way worse. "Chicken Shit" sounds like something a schoolyard bully might say, "Chicken Blood" sounds like the beginning of a satanic ritual.

  • @oontgrad
    @oontgrad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I despised this movie as a kid for tricking me into thinking it was actually about the kangaroo. I remember wanting to walk out when I realized the real kangaroo couldn't talk, and being embarrassed that I made my mom pay for it and watch it with me. It betray me and make me fed up with this world.

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They didn't keep their promise. They tricked me and I don't care anymore.
      GET OUT! GET OUT! *GET OUT OF MY LIIIIFE!*
      *HOW COULD YOU LOVE HIIIM! I GAVE YOU SEVEN YEARS OF MY* liiiife.

    • @marcohidalgo1101
      @marcohidalgo1101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      AAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY KANGAROO JACK WHY WHY?!

    • @FCV0511
      @FCV0511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I nodded my head in agreement with your comment up until the last sentence, whereupon I could not contain the resulting laughter. Bravo.

    • @twilightzoneseinfeld
      @twilightzoneseinfeld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oontgrad I do think the direct to DVD animated sequel literally had Kangaroo Jack be more important to the story.
      Funny huh?

    • @c.jewelvlogs
      @c.jewelvlogs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Saaaaaaame. I saw ads for this movie on tv when i was a kid thinking it was a talking animal buddy movie and was majorly dissapointed.

  • @dr.diabeto662
    @dr.diabeto662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    How did Doug manage to tear that Samurai Jack picture so evenly in half?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He must be a hairdresser

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The magic of editing

    • @DexterHeisenbergBruh
      @DexterHeisenbergBruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Printer paper like that is really easy to tear evenly if you go top to bottom. I think it’s how it’s formed. If you try tearing it from the sides, it’s a mess.

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    To be honest, the animated spin-off isn't that bad.

    • @Angelique24118
      @Angelique24118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      the animation does look good

    • @rckblzr
      @rckblzr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I have more fond memories of watching that one over this.

    • @watercatstudiosinc2125
      @watercatstudiosinc2125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the animated spin off is better than the live action movie

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is a sequel not a spin-off.

    • @zachwillas6329
      @zachwillas6329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's because it has the advantage of being animated.

  • @FREAKE_DJ
    @FREAKE_DJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I'm half Australian/half British, but currently living in America. During my time here, I've met some people that have completely ridiculous ideas about what Australia is like. I am 105% sure that this movie was made exclusively by those people. My soul hurts...

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Even before all that, there was Rescuers Down Under, and before that there was Steve Irwin, and before that there was Crocodile Dundee. And before that, there were regular Australians. Now at least you gave us Hugh Jackman, and for that we thank you.

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      could both of you gvie me details of how is austalia. i have been wanting to write an australian character, in a thing of comic book esque i have wanted to write some years ago when i was in middle school (i procrastinate), but i wanted details about it. question one, is a female character who can turn into any animal, ANY ANIMAL who at first was afraid of animals and her nationality is australian racist right? if it is, then i will change her nationality

    • @FREAKE_DJ
      @FREAKE_DJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ian R. Nava Huber Erm I don't see how that's racist. And Australia is very different based on which part you live in, so I can't exactly give a definite answer to what they're like

    • @josefstalin8928
      @josefstalin8928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meanwhile in Australia: what dickheads made, this
      Oh and also, WHY DOES THE ABORIGINAL SOUND AMERICAN, WHY COULDNT YOU GET AN ABORIGINAL ACTOR

    • @clickbaitjr2624
      @clickbaitjr2624 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lostariael who cares about yoy

  • @DaMaster012
    @DaMaster012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    You owe us a Samurai Jack retrospective now, Doug. And an apology for what you did to that poster.

  • @alessandracartoonvids6764
    @alessandracartoonvids6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This movie doesn't seem very "kid-friendly".🤨🤨🤨

    • @tjjames7054
      @tjjames7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe that was the intent 🤔

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Cause it wasn't originallyy suposed to

    • @s.p.h.productions8034
      @s.p.h.productions8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The movie may not work as family-picture, but it definitely works as a comedy aimed more towards adults.

    • @coolman5242
      @coolman5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A lot of live-action "kids" movies around that era weren't really kid friendly, they were more family movies than anything.

    • @serenfan4565
      @serenfan4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But, but, farting camels.

  • @SanKomikoLuzifer
    @SanKomikoLuzifer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I remember when I was a kid and the trailer had the rapping part and I really wanted to see the movie because I thought the kangaroo could talk. I was never so dissapointed in my entire childhood.

  • @TaiWind
    @TaiWind 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    God, it's like a combination of Scooby Doo and Garfield. Call it Scarfield. Of the mental variety.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Scarfield sounds more like what would happen if an obese feline played Tony Montana.

    • @BigFatCone
      @BigFatCone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't you mean Garface?

    • @dzvfarsfdszvfvf7922
      @dzvfarsfdszvfvf7922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This town is like a great big lasagna just waitin' to get eaten

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mashup of Scooby Doo and Garfield sounds about right. It indeed did turn up a field of doo doo.

    • @YuniorGamboa
      @YuniorGamboa 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tai Wind hahahha

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I'm an Aussie, And just to clarify, we do NOT ride Kangaroos.

    • @tinyj4520
      @tinyj4520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Not with that attitude....

    • @brendanforester4601
      @brendanforester4601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tinyj4520 😂😂😂

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liar

    • @gtyler5
      @gtyler5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plot twist

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, instead we just hit them with our cars on the highway.

  • @DarkknightChris
    @DarkknightChris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I remember this airing on commercials all the time. My school played the first 20-30 of the movie before the bell rang and never saw the rest. I understand it was the opening and they were building up to the star attraction. Little did I know.
    It was a few years ago, I finally found out the dancing talking Kangaroo shown in all the commercials was only in one small scene during that one guy's dreams.
    I was in total shock that everything we saw was a lie. I feel angry to the deceiving marketing. I feel sorry for all the kids that went to the theater to see a dancing kangaroo and it turns out was the movie was nothing but those two bozos.
    The animated sequel looks alot better because it looks like what people wanted to actually see, a movie focusing on a dancing talking kangaroo.

  • @ghria
    @ghria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    What makes me upset the most is that Bill Hunter was in this movie, one of the best actors in Australia! Sad that he passed away in 2011 :(

  • @thedailydan4939
    @thedailydan4939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Gotta get back, back to the past
    Oh wait I already did
    I can't believe how many people don't realize this is a Samurai Jack reference.

    • @teaspoon5476
      @teaspoon5476 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      To play the shitty games that suck ass
      Fuck i said that
      I'm sorry

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He'd rather have a buffalo, take a diarrhea dump in his ear...
      Oh, now look what you've started Daily Dan. I hope you're proud of yourself.

    • @Seriously_Unserious
      @Seriously_Unserious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

    • @BigFatCone
      @BigFatCone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To watch shitty flicks that sucks ass*

    • @WampaStompa1996
      @WampaStompa1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's the Angry Videogame Nerd

  • @FatNinjaWalrus
    @FatNinjaWalrus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    up until the very day i watched this i thought this movie was about a hip hop kangaroo
    jesus those trailers were misleading

    • @TOSkwar22
      @TOSkwar22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It was a great and terrible marketing scheme. We ALL thought it was about a hip hop kangaroo. Everyone. Even the people who were told it has nothing to do with a talking kangaroo. They'd just say "But the commercials are so CLEARLY about a hip hop kangaroo!" and they'd watch it anyway. And then they'd say the exact same thing, but infinitely more disappointed.

    • @BigBadBuzzard
      @BigBadBuzzard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TOSkwar22 The movie was financially successful because of those trailers. I'm wondering if Warner Bros. could get sued for false advertising.

  • @jbgaming3221
    @jbgaming3221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    If you actually notice NC does 5 actions and samurai jack had 5 seasons
    1: ripping picture of samurai jack
    2:crumbling the ripped picture
    3:shoots gun
    4:shoots gun
    5:shoots gun

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coincidence? Almost certainly so.

    • @jbgaming3221
      @jbgaming3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sebas7710 he needs to get rid of the hate and disappointment he’s about to feel with pain. I mean, imagine you were told by accident that you were going to watch samurai jack, but then a friend of yours corrected himself by saying you’re going to watch Kangaroo jack. How would you feel?

    • @jbgaming3221
      @jbgaming3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebas7710 exactly

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice.

    • @gameuniverse8736
      @gameuniverse8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BUT THERE IS A 6TH ACTION:Reviewing Kangoroo Jack
      SAMURAI JACK SEASON 6 CONFIRMED

  • @GoodGuyPlayer2
    @GoodGuyPlayer2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I'm not a really negative person, and usually try to see the positive side of things... but I do remember walking out the cinema after watching that as a kid and think "...dear god, never again"

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i watched it in cable. the latin american dub voice acting is actually good. not enough to save the movie, but makes it watchable.

    • @GoodGuyPlayer2
      @GoodGuyPlayer2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right? LatAm dubbing makes a lot of stuff 10x better! (I'm mexican)
      But still... this was just waaaaay beyond watchable for me.

    • @GoodGuyPlayer2
      @GoodGuyPlayer2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither did I... =/

    • @chwenhoou
      @chwenhoou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You had chosen... wisely.

    • @jamiehartley4218
      @jamiehartley4218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched it for Walken lol

  • @MetisRose95
    @MetisRose95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I remember the previews for this were everywhere when I was a kid. They were marketing this hard.

  • @sabaibaikari7023
    @sabaibaikari7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s a sad day today because the writer of this movie died from suicide because of quarantine. R.I.P Steve Bing 🙏

  • @Stuntpilot22
    @Stuntpilot22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    *C H I C K E N B L O O D*

  • @Stryker1501
    @Stryker1501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    The trailer for this movie got me soo bad as a kid. Kept waiting for the talking kangaroo to show up.

    • @TechSpec814
      @TechSpec814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stryker1500 Same

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yep. I still remember the disappointment I felt when I found out he only spoke once and it was during a hallucination. And I was always a pretty easy kid to please when it came to movies.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stryker1500 For some reason, I never quite fell for that enough to be disappointed.
      I was easy to please.

    • @MewMewSun
      @MewMewSun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Stryker1500 I never saw the movie but I always thought Kangaroo Jack was about a talking kangaroo...

    • @Slayerlord0
      @Slayerlord0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. Felt like the worst rip-off.

  • @cinephile9885
    @cinephile9885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I used to see this movie all the time when I was younger and I always rented it in Blockbuster

    • @SuperMonkey94
      @SuperMonkey94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm so sorry

    • @KyProRen
      @KyProRen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had NO IDEA what I was smoking to be in a phase to even tolerate this film... and I've NEVER smoked.

    • @Iqbalx1
      @Iqbalx1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angel- Movie and Marvel Maniac. It still better than the sequel

    • @GuyontheInternet525
      @GuyontheInternet525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Angel- Movie and Marvel Maniac. Blockbuster is now just a Memory

    • @NATE-op9tq
      @NATE-op9tq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All I remember from this movie is the scene where the chubby guy falls down a trash can and the part where the kangaroo eats a fireball.
      That's all you need, really.

  • @XxFluffyxX
    @XxFluffyxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Doug...every story in my life worth telling started with the words “Louis and I.”

  • @something9309
    @something9309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember renting this movie from Blockbuster and not being able to watch it because the DVD was too scratched. Whoever it was that ruined that copy, Thank you! You're a truly good person

  • @Titan360
    @Titan360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Aw, man. Nostalgia Critic! You passed up a perfect time for a "Scary Slow-Mo!"
    ..."Chicken Blood! Chicken Blood! Chicken Blood! Chicken Blood!"

    • @PumpkinSwag
      @PumpkinSwag 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was really hoping he would do that, like he did with his Goofy Movie review.

  • @andrewjones5303
    @andrewjones5303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As an Australian citizen, born and raised in this really fucking hot country, I can safely say on behalf of my entire nation with undisputed authority;
    This movie sucks arse.

    • @lulub517
      @lulub517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also an an Australian I too agree.

  • @michaellarose4913
    @michaellarose4913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I watched this when I was younger and I forgot pretty much everything about this movie except for the Kangaroo rapping. Now I see why.

  • @EdgyZiggy
    @EdgyZiggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    One of the writers worked on Venom (2018). Probably explains the lack luster and generic story in that movie, but at least it was a kind of funny movie. Yes... VENOM IS A MUCH BETTER COMEDY THAN KANGAROO JACK!

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A child’s funeral is a better comedy than kangaroo jack.

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Venom's a comedy?

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hongxiuquan69 It's believed that it was meant to be a horror movie but was made PG-13 to attract a wider audience. It still has moments of levity through Tom Hardy's frazzled performance.

  • @martymcfly1312
    @martymcfly1312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    You should review Hotel For Dogs

  • @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk
    @SasukeUchiha-ix2yk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Someone tell me i'm not the only one who wants him to review samurai jack

    • @R0-83-RT
      @R0-83-RT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, Even when I clicked on this video fully aware of the title, I still rather see the NC review Samurai Jack.

    • @matheusoliveira-ln1ru
      @matheusoliveira-ln1ru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want too

    • @SingeScorcher
      @SingeScorcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TBH It'd be really nice to see him do more reviews of some nicer films or "Okay/Harmless" films again. And I'd kinda like "Was That Real?" to come back xD

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He seemed so hyped about it too

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mighty Raccoon Because Naruto is poison.

  • @thejedisonic67
    @thejedisonic67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don't remember Kangaroo Jack much, but the animated sequel was something I watched a lot as a kid. I even had a nightmare once involving one of the disk's dvd games and menu screens.
    I'm not sure what was going on in my brain during my early childhood.

  • @zackcross7190
    @zackcross7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Funny thing is, this was gonna be an R rated crime comedy movie similar to Midnight Run. It was originally called “Down and Under.” The producer saw potential as a kid movie. That’s why they added the extra kangaroo scenes. Jerry O’Connell and Anthony Anderson said they were shocked that a lot of the adult humor was cut.

  • @Chromaggia
    @Chromaggia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Wait... Kangaroo Jack is not about a rapping kangaroo??? I have an old DVD of this from when I was younger and literally all I remember about it is the rapping kangaroo. I thought it was like an Alvin and the Chipmunks kind of thing where a person helps an impossibly talented animal rise to fame??? I have no recollection of any of the crime drama part of the story

    • @thanksforreading33
      @thanksforreading33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Chromaggia I could have sworn that he fought a wrestler while rapping and I also remember that in the beginning of the movie the kangaroo was being chased by someone.

    • @thanksforreading33
      @thanksforreading33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Raman Handa the second level of hell

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      neither did I until this review, it's that horrendously forgettable

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @cjrstudios4100
      @cjrstudios4100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mandala effect

  • @krock90
    @krock90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Jerry O'Connell. The poor man's Chris Pratt.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Krock More like the poor man's Tom Cruise.

    • @JONNOG88
      @JONNOG88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      True. But I shall eternally envy him. For ending up with Rebecca Romijn

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, unfortunately still mostly known as 'the fat kid from Stand By Me'. I guess it's hard to break that mold once it's cast. But he's married to a gorgeous model...you can't feel too sorry for him.

    • @zombieregime
      @zombieregime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [takes shot] I'm trying....

    • @asa6284
      @asa6284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey! He was a good actor. Sliders was a great show!

  • @cadjebushey6524
    @cadjebushey6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie is the perfect definition of false advertising. I was one of those kids that really did thought this was about a talking kangaroo. Finally saw it in middle school and was heavily disappointed.

  • @MasterGeek-mk5ne
    @MasterGeek-mk5ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Amazing how This movie is called Kangoro Jack, since the Kangoro Jack only appears in five minutes in the entire movie.

  • @katecastreviews4639
    @katecastreviews4639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I'm really surprised they didn't find a place for Michael Shannon's "I WILL FIND HIM!" line from Man of Steel in here. I was waiting for it.

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KC reviews I was too.
      Critic dropped the ball.

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Ah, remember when he was remembering Mako in his Red Sonja review and said he'd never heard of Samurai Jack? The times, they are a-changin'.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He also said he never seen avatar the last air bender cartoon and that's been his favorite for awhile.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lunayoshi Hey he now knows about it, which means a review of the show might be around the corner

    • @Shifty989
      @Shifty989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +lowercase21 except he made daily vlogs for each avatar episodes back way when

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samurai Jack and Avatar are masterpieces.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Snoi Med Or you know just plain masterpieces.

  • @bloodwolfgaming9269
    @bloodwolfgaming9269 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oddly enough, I kinda enjoyed this movie as a kid. I never fully understood all the hate behind it exactly.

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I KNEW this felt like Snow Dogs! I could never pinpoint why, but as a kid, I always felt a connection between the two. Thank you for this validation, decades in the making.

  • @SteeZy644
    @SteeZy644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Between this and Snow Dogs, I remember being very confused rewatching both movies years later and seeing that the animals never actually talk outside of dream sequences and the rest is a forgettable movie.

    • @nicks4802
      @nicks4802 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheZman64 WHOOO LET THE DOGS OUT
      WHO-WHO-WHO-WHO

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheZman64 what's Snow dogs?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That still upsetted me.
      Remember watching them in the first play specifically for talking dogs and kangaroos going on adventures while humans where in the background.

  • @DarthNinja65
    @DarthNinja65 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I remembered watching this with my cousin when I was a kid. Throughout most of the movie I kept asking her, "When's the kangaroo going to start talking?" That was the only reason why I wanted to see it :/

    • @negavenom
      @negavenom 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @goddessofchaos7754
      @goddessofchaos7754 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same! XD

    • @vivir339
      @vivir339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The marketing was the only reason this movie was a hit. It was like, some kind of trick that hypnotized kids into seeing it.

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only remember the kangaroo

  • @mr.t00namiii27
    @mr.t00namiii27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1) Michael Shannon was in this?
    2) CHRISTOPHER WALKEN WAS IN THIS?!
    3) Wasn't the main character played by Charlie Sheen?
    Sorry for the questions, the last time I saw this , I was like in kindergarten. I'm 15 now btw.

    • @zackcross7190
      @zackcross7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not Charlie Sheen, it’s Jerry O’Connell

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zackcross7190 aka Vern from Stand By Me

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, this movie is full of questions.

  • @coadacatalin4510
    @coadacatalin4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Not gonna lie, Estella Warren makes this movie bearable.
    She is just drop dead gorgeous in this one.

  • @darrestuff4149
    @darrestuff4149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    I just realized how many of these reviews I've watched and never looked at the comment section before

  • @amvjrage9864
    @amvjrage9864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Okay. So next week it's Green Lantern. It's gonna be a gold mine.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Movie made in 2011 with the writing that belongs to a shitty early 2000s superhero movie.

    • @AdamYJ
      @AdamYJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I liked that movie.

    • @captain_swaggin4065
      @captain_swaggin4065 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Hoffman so did I

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was Green Hornet but whatever. Either makes good reviews. I'm just hoping he gets around to 2017's "The Mummy". Even I have a review of it partiaclly scripted for when I finish learning video editing. It's horrible.

    • @tassadar7945
      @tassadar7945 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't seen it yet, but please tell me you aren't comparing it to just the Brenden Frasier one, but also the original Karloff mummy, which from what i can tell it was trying more to be like

  • @dj-chemicalz811
    @dj-chemicalz811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!"

  • @ChristianGabino
    @ChristianGabino ปีที่แล้ว +6

    kangaroo Jack should’ve been as a violent mafia film instead of a family friendly kids film.
    the title names for the film should’ve been called "Death Down Under" or "Devil in the Outback"
    NOT "Kangaroo Jack" 18:18

    • @gmarquez2073
      @gmarquez2073 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The movie was originally titled Down and Under.

  • @yukai9044
    @yukai9044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Damn I rather would like to watch a samurai Jack review

  • @videogamehunter820
    @videogamehunter820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Much like Snow Dogs, the filmmakers figured that "Hey! If we lie to the kids, we can trick them into coming." There's no other reason that these movies made money. The trailers were like the game Aliens: Colonial Marines. Just a real misleading pack of lies.

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah. I admit, I saw this movie as a kid. I was expecting a movie about a talking singing kangaroo. (I loved that kind of thing as a kid) What I got was a gangster movie with a normal kangaroo, and the talking singing kangaroo was in only one scene that turned out to be a dream. I walked out of the movie feeling lied to. That was the movie that taught me not to trust trailers.

    • @videogamehunter820
      @videogamehunter820 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah. My cousin saw Snow Dogs based off the trailer (I was too much of a cynical prick to see it but I was actually right not to). What he got was a movie about a dentist and the talking dogs was a dream sequence. Sound familiar.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They did that in the trailer to Snow Dogs? OH. I never saw the trailer, I watched it in the theater only because of the title and because I had nothing else to do that night since the power lines were down in my neighborhood. Snow Dogs wasn't disappointing from that perspective.

  • @TheOnceAndFutureKing
    @TheOnceAndFutureKing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No joke, the scene at 13:34 legitimately made me laugh out loud.

  • @lary6420
    @lary6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Knowing how your 1st viewing went, makes this so much funnier than it already is

  • @thegreenlightbulb6573
    @thegreenlightbulb6573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    10:49
    Christopher Walken: My step-son hasn't reported in yet.
    Micheal Shannon: Don't worry boss I WILL FIND HIM!

    • @Snagprophet
      @Snagprophet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was either expecting it to be a line of dialogue in the movie or used as a reference from MoS.

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I cringed so many times, I can't describe it.
    In the movie, not the review.
    Edit: How did this comment get so many likes in just 3 hours?

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The video or the movie ??

    • @kaziislam2785
      @kaziislam2785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will 2139 to the movie or the review?

    • @Dunnygirl21
      @Dunnygirl21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially during bathroom scene.

    • @urdoolil5477
      @urdoolil5477 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will 2139 the video? yeah I can't blame ya I don't find him that funny.

    • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
      @jackdaalfbrainork6392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he was joking 🙃
      Yay \_/

  • @SaxyCalzone
    @SaxyCalzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I lol'd when it switched to Billy Zane in Titanic.

  • @anormalguy9320
    @anormalguy9320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    He looks like Scooby-Doo (from the 2002 film) if he was transformed into a kangaroo. And scarier.

  • @andherewegoagain522
    @andherewegoagain522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    That samurai jack picture ripping was accurate as hell

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not the reason he did that.

    • @cyberdance4578
      @cyberdance4578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ijustcame the ending was great, would've sucked if they went Disney with the ending

  • @turquoisesnowflake4613
    @turquoisesnowflake4613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:40, you can almost pinpoint the moment he lost his faith in humanity

  • @SunnyHF-nf4bc
    @SunnyHF-nf4bc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:30 I can’t believe that we were shown this scene in elementary school. Now that I’m older, oh my gosh, that is disturbing.

  • @juliagiles1547
    @juliagiles1547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Gotta get back.
    Back to the past.
    Kangaroo Jack.
    *wa-cha*

  • @jemilabubbles9384
    @jemilabubbles9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Me: Oh look, there's a notification from Channel Awesome
    *sees the thumbnail*
    *repressed memories of seeing this as a child come back*

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *hello darkness my old friend~*

    • @alphashitlord1446
      @alphashitlord1446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *here come the flashbacks* (Mad World starts blasting in the background)

    • @davidbauler3159
      @davidbauler3159 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerry, oh, Jerry. Sliders was cool. Even Crossing Jordan was fun. Two shows unjustly canned.

    • @holdencross4910
      @holdencross4910 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      chicken blood.

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I actually liked this as a kid. *shrug* I was a kid. >.>

  • @PaulFury02
    @PaulFury02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nostalgia Critic: Kangaroos waving their fingers chanting "chicken blood" is kinda breaking me!
    Me: I agree, that broke me as a 6 year old.

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Rapping dog
    Rapping chesire cat
    Rapping shark
    Rapping kangaroo
    It never ends

    • @nicks4802
      @nicks4802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      muskatDR and a smashmouth singing donkey as the cherry on top

    • @ZooTycoonLord
      @ZooTycoonLord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      muskatDR rapping Cheshire Cat?? Where the hell did that come from?!

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      muskatDR Rapping chicken blood

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZooTycoonLord That's from "Carebears in Wonderland".

    • @lenastorm6280
      @lenastorm6280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      muskatDR Wich movie has a rapping shark? "Shark Tale"?

  • @AnthonyWilliams1up
    @AnthonyWilliams1up 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Gotta get back. Back to the outback. Kangaroo Jack.

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gotta bring home some stacks.
      And maybe some snack.

    • @cupcake2173
      @cupcake2173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      WACHA!!!

    • @falloutnvboyfallout8477
      @falloutnvboyfallout8477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time to go back to the outback kangaroo jack then lets get some snacks then go and fuck samurai jack

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Summus Maximus my brother always sing along to the Samurai Jack theme song

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Summus Maximus I honestly laugh out loud.

  • @kheuzi6558
    @kheuzi6558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I watched this all the time as a kid and I never realised how much this lacked in kangaroo screen time....

  • @yusukeniggameshi
    @yusukeniggameshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best line in this movie is....
    "Give us a moment... We're having a non-gay moment." 😭

  • @ZAMinationProductions
    @ZAMinationProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    I needed this today.

  • @SillyEwe
    @SillyEwe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This movie had false advertising that told me the kangaroo will be more human-like during the dream scene. I will never forgive this movie for that.

  • @LordHayabusa85
    @LordHayabusa85 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think the implication of the weird “What do you do for a living?” scene was that Charlie is being brave despite the fact that he’s not an emotionally hard or cold person and that Smith’s mind games weren’t enough to make Charlie lose his nerve.

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Funny how they alluded to "Green Lantern" being the next review when in actuality, it was "A Goofy Movie".

  • @ishmaelcampbell1692
    @ishmaelcampbell1692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    You know, I actually saw this movie as a kid on cartoon network but I never remembered much of it until this review.....I wish it stayed that way

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @chrisgomez1840
      @chrisgomez1840 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      de g'day usa? yea i remember watching it but not much bout it

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The chicken blood thing is legitamately terrifying

    • @millerrepin4452
      @millerrepin4452 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      legends say if you look into a mirror and say chicken blood three times kangaroo jack appears

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is. I was creeped out.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe the "Chicken Blood" scene was what Dante really saw at the 11th level of Hell, but he found it so terrifying that he replaced it with a guy shoving grapes in his nose and constantly shouting "Bloopity! Bloopity! Bloopity! Bloopity!" just to ease the pain of his readers a little bit.
      Now that I think about it, imagine the baby Arnold Schwarzenegger shouting "Momma", the Bloopity guy, and Chicken Blood Kangaroos all appearing at the foot of your bed at night.

  • @IsaaqAttack
    @IsaaqAttack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:32 Malcolm looks like a perfect T-Challa.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Titanic clip at 8:56 was freaking genius, guys!

  • @FlyingScott
    @FlyingScott 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Long ago, in a distant land, Australia, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an *unspeakable* evil, but a foolish Kangaroo Warrior, wielding a stupid plot, stepped forth to oppose me.