When a world is first loaded in, the cursor is perfectly lined up with blocks at a 90 degree angle. I don't think a single one of these runs had that, meaning all of them were played on before.
Definitely feels great looking at the poor speedrun plays of people It’s especially very ironic how they have so many things staged for just an invalid run😂
I think it's mostly ironic how many of these guys go out to stage fake luck when some of them have very real luck. The one with the bastion inside of a warped forest??? The end portal that was corrupted by whatever that deep dark stuff is??? All very cool and they didn't make any use of it because they would rather cheat to get a 'perfect' run than appreciate their real luck to have a run that gets on the board at all.
38:51 Actually obsidian is capable of spawning in a blacksmith’s or weapon smith’s chest and has been able to since version 1.1 in stack sizes of 3-7 with a spawn chance of 25.6%. On the other hand the flint and steel is in-fact an impossibility.
I know all of these faked runs are pretty egregious, but somehow the most egregious one of all is the Woodland Mansion one because world gen is hard-coded so that Woodland Mansions cannot generate within a certain distance of your spawn point. Like there's impossible loot generation and fucking - blaze dungeon - but that's the worst on for me for some reason.
@@yoshier6969yeah i was actually just abt to type that lol bc i had a world once with it like 50 blocks from spawn i mean i looked up the seed but it was still fun
They certainly can spawn next to you, only happened to me once, but still. I fondly remember building underneath the mansions cobble cause it spawned to high up lol
I get what everyone else is talking about, but can we all take a moment and appreciate the fact that Linus blurs the speed runners’ names? This man in roasting them sure, but still takes the time to protect their privacy. Good job Linus ❤
No, he blurs them because all the “fake” speedruns are made by him. So his name would be there. This guy honestly makes really bad content expecting people to believe it’s real.
I love how the one “speed runner” you called out for making false scenarios not only took you up on your challenge, not only cheated again, but created another obviously fake scenario as if that was supposed to be a “Get Owned” moment against you. What a clown!
there was also soul soil and a crafting table in the bastion, which means that the player has already been to the bastion and put those blocks down. 13 :08
16:54 golems don’t attack me when i hit them while they’re in the cages, but ive also seen like, 5 - 7 golems in the cage, but that part about the 12 iron is weird
18:55 the bow likely had infinity on it. Infinity on a bow makes it to where it would only need one arrow to be able to shoot because the arrow won’t be used up upon shooting it. The bow is clearly enchanted and unless you know otherwise what the enchantments were, I’d assume infinity is on it.
Even when I was younger and I wasn't the best at Minecraft, I could tell a fake vid from a real one and they used to crack me up. LMFAOOO others would try to replicate what they saw but I'd sit back like, "You guys are so gullible." 😭
You're talking about things being loaded for very long yet not talking about iron golems not attacking the player when they get attacked, which only happens when the players summons them
Also in most of the runs you have to take into account that when you create a new world you are always watching straight, something that clearly doesnt happen
I had the perfect world to speed run on once. I spawned a couple hundred blocks from a village with a lava pool. I later found out the stronghold was also directly under the village. Since then I’ve never had a stronghold spawn that close to spawn
The cherry blossom mansion is beautifully made, so good for him, but no. Woodland Mansions are much darker than that and finding one so quickly in a supposedly “new” game is a well less than zero chance.
My first world I actually got to the nether in. I spawned in a fortress as well, and rigjt around the corner was a blaze spawner. I had NO IDEA that was rare lol. I wish I had that world still.
I know enough about Speedruns too know most of them have played or studied a game to know more about it than I ever will down to the % of drops or how to break the game.
Bro, that guy with the fire resistance literally could’ve done a command to turn off particle effects for the buff 😭 dunno why I’m even taking his run remotely seriously considering that COMICAL cut a few moments prior 😭
At 25:20 in the video, keep watching as when the speedrunner cuts to the end portal room, it shows in the bottom left of the screen that their gamemode was set to survival by them. This hints that they were at some point out of survival mode and also means that they had 'cheats' enabled in the world settings. Obviously, you can already tell its fake from much easier evidence but I thought i would point that out as it was missed in the video.
I feel like a majority of these are just trolls. Like, there's no chance someone seriously submits the run when impossible stuff happens in the first few seconds.
peaceful difficulty doesn't stop piglins from spawning, it just makes them passive instead of neutral. Also, there's no limit to how many eyes of ender an end portal can spawn with, in fact, there is a very minor chance of an end portal naturally spawning with all 12 eyes in.
When a world is first loaded in, the cursor is perfectly lined up with blocks at a 90 degree angle. I don't think a single one of these runs had that, meaning all of them were played on before.
40:59
they are f*ke f*ke speedruns they are st**ed
Mhm
Nnoooo, really?!
I was literally about to comment that but I saw your comment
I have to admit that cherry blossom mansion looked pretty aesthetic, even if it’s not naturally occurring
Kind of
assthetic
No way, author of video uses duo sounds☠️😃
No way, author of video uses duo sounds☠️😃
I wish that was in vanilla minecraft
35:39 It's not nitwit. It's Bob, apparently. LMAO
Lol
Like I can't tell if some of these runs were supposed to be a joke, or they were trying to play as legit
I love watching fake speedruns for 50 minutes
me to
😂😂😂
same
Lol😂
also me as well, especially because my birthday is tomorrow (no relation to the comment i just wanted to mention)
guys, take a shot everytime you hear the "eeehhh??" sfx
You'd be passed out on the ground
You'll be dead before you know it
DO NOT ATTEMPT
I died doing this
Ok bet
misunderstood the comment, police got called after hearing gunshots
I am thinking those fake speedrunners want to be in Linus' videos considering his uploads are becoming more consistent, at least for now
@MaxCornerstonethecool a ok, well I knew they were fake from the start but I didn't know they were made by his friends
Definitely feels great looking at the poor speedrun plays of people
It’s especially very ironic how they have so many things staged for just an invalid run😂
I think it's mostly ironic how many of these guys go out to stage fake luck when some of them have very real luck. The one with the bastion inside of a warped forest???
The end portal that was corrupted by whatever that deep dark stuff is???
All very cool and they didn't make any use of it because they would rather cheat to get a 'perfect' run than appreciate their real luck to have a run that gets on the board at all.
38:51 Actually obsidian is capable of spawning in a blacksmith’s or weapon smith’s chest and has been able to since version 1.1 in stack sizes of 3-7 with a spawn chance of 25.6%. On the other hand the flint and steel is in-fact an impossibility.
Chrome>>>>>>>firefox & google edge
He made that same mistake a few other times and it bothered me
he made the same mistake about minecart chests and iron pickaxes
@@FarawayFragrance yeah makes me wonder if some of these TH-camrs even look anything up ever.
Ackchewally 🤓👆
"I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took a fake speedrun to the knee" -???
-me
3:49
Horse: Hiya m8, how you doin'?
I know all of these faked runs are pretty egregious, but somehow the most egregious one of all is the Woodland Mansion one because world gen is hard-coded so that Woodland Mansions cannot generate within a certain distance of your spawn point. Like there's impossible loot generation and fucking - blaze dungeon - but that's the worst on for me for some reason.
that just isnt true... woodland mansions can generate right at your spawn, and there are many seeds like that
@@yoshier6969yeah i was actually just abt to type that lol bc i had a world once with it like 50 blocks from spawn i mean i looked up the seed but it was still fun
They certainly can spawn next to you, only happened to me once, but still. I fondly remember building underneath the mansions cobble cause it spawned to high up lol
27:32 man i love SINGEPLAYER worlds
I get what everyone else is talking about, but can we all take a moment and appreciate the fact that Linus blurs the speed runners’ names? This man in roasting them sure, but still takes the time to protect their privacy. Good job Linus ❤
No, he blurs them because all the “fake” speedruns are made by him. So his name would be there. This guy honestly makes really bad content expecting people to believe it’s real.
I love when people debunk a fake speedrun when the runner obviously made it as a joke
Ikr
It’s also funny to pick apart jokes like they’re legit too
i think youve been bamboozled seeing as this channel is the one manufacturing these meme runs to then debunk them
Same😂😂😂
Pretty sure that’s why it’s called “funniest fakest Minecraft speedeuns”
6:00 you forgot to talk about how all the golems are passive which shows that they were man made.
12:00
Could also be peaceful
@@ej-gaming444 then how would he get the pearls and blaze rods?
@@hi6825 dude that just shows that this run is modded to increase loot drops.
@@Memezndreamzturn it off pesceful
39:29 those damn Duolingo sound effects 😭 They are everywhere but for some reason these back to back to back ones got me
1:08 is 0.030693,9313649652% chance💀💀💀
36:40 at the very bottom it shows that iron pickaxes can be found in minecart chests
It’s genuinely crazy bc I’ve found them in Minecraft chrsts
37:07 the bastion also has a crafting table, which is impossible
This was the reason I went to the comments
The minecraft speedrunning community should have a challenge to see who can make the fakes records possible
Fake speedruns are the thing i need when i am bored
19:27 you do not get the suit up acheivement unless it is a peice of iron armor.
he's dumb
He was in the trance of fake speedruns, so 1 mistake is like none compared to hundreds he pointed out already
Why are these so fun to watch😭😭
I love how the one “speed runner” you called out for making false scenarios not only took you up on your challenge, not only cheated again, but created another obviously fake scenario as if that was supposed to be a “Get Owned” moment against you.
What a clown!
25:22
Own gamemode to survival 😂
3:50 The player doesent get the achivement 'A Terrible Fortress' so he definetly Went there '__'
at this point they are litterally making it fake on purpose just to end up in this guy's videos
i love how he doesn’t know that some of them are clearly jokes💀
He probably does he's just debunking them for content also the video is literally called "the FUNNIEST fake Minecraft speedruns"
Maybe you don't read the title, but it says "funniest" for a reason.
I thought when he said “funniest” he meant it’s so fake it’s funny. Sorry
6:00 u forgot to mention the iron golems dont attack him so they are clearly spawned in by him since they dont attack the creater
I can bet anything to say that some of these runs must be trolls
Me (not a minecraft speedrunner): taking notes on what not to do so I can perfect a fake run
linus its been 3ish years, bring back the anarchy server
The sound effects are killing me 😭
Me too😂😂😂😂
Erm actually suit up is only possible with iron gear 🤓🤓🤓 19:36
"A nether dungeon! That's so rare!"
You're in the Nether. If you're gonna fake it, just do a Nether fortress.
there was also soul soil and a crafting table in the bastion, which means that the player has already been to the bastion and put those blocks down. 13 :08
19:30 you can't get an achievement for leather armor 😂
Bro added a duo lingo sound💀
Those steve oof sounds... Cant stop laughing
16:54 golems don’t attack me when i hit them while they’re in the cages, but ive also seen like, 5 - 7 golems in the cage, but that part about the 12 iron is weird
bro prob got 4 from each
Like, honestly, have any of these guys ever played the actual game before? They don't fool anybody.
It's funny how in the second run the golems were not attacking the player, cuz they were spowned by them xD
18:55 the bow likely had infinity on it. Infinity on a bow makes it to where it would only need one arrow to be able to shoot because the arrow won’t be used up upon shooting it. The bow is clearly enchanted and unless you know otherwise what the enchantments were, I’d assume infinity is on it.
Linus when rent is due
You forgot to mention that they weren't looking straight when they spawned in.
That amount of bread is possible but only in blacksmith chests (6:00) 😆
Came for the fake runs, stayed for the poop sounds
Even when I was younger and I wasn't the best at Minecraft, I could tell a fake vid from a real one and they used to crack me up. LMFAOOO others would try to replicate what they saw but I'd sit back like, "You guys are so gullible." 😭
These fake runs give me aneurisms
A format with a bonus chest start could be kinda fun
More RNG on the already RNG based speedrun
These fart sounds are killing me everytime.. but they fit so perfectly though :D never let them out!
19:31 leather armor doesn't give ANY advancement. Iron armor gives "Suit Up" and only iron..
You're talking about things being loaded for very long yet not talking about iron golems not attacking the player when they get attacked, which only happens when the players summons them
11:50 26:42 and several more times throughout - he literally mentions it almost every time one of them kills an unnaturally spawned golem??😭😭
On the cut at 25:25 for a split second it says "set own gamemode to survival mode" so the speedrunner went into either creative or spectator mode.
Definitely deserve 1 million 💯👑
i love the home improvement tim allen effect
I love when people fake videos about fake speedrun
Also in most of the runs you have to take into account that when you create a new world you are always watching straight, something that clearly doesnt happen
36:40 I thought you said iron pickaxes couldn't spawn in Mnecart Chests...
16:03 the xp bar 😂😂😂
I've seen this thumbnail before but other than that video is great
we can conclude this fact from the video:
"there is no perfect crime and no perfect criminal."
I love the beginning of these 😂😂😂😂
The first one is definitely a joke and a satiric one speedrun
Its so funny when there are those small moments where they actually have to play the game vanilla, and they clearly have poor skills.
I had the perfect world to speed run on once. I spawned a couple hundred blocks from a village with a lava pool. I later found out the stronghold was also directly under the village. Since then I’ve never had a stronghold spawn that close to spawn
Man This is the kinda stuff that will drive you insane if you watch too much of these people...
I am a 24 years old grown ass and the fart noises in this video still crack me up
The cherry blossom mansion is beautifully made, so good for him, but no. Woodland Mansions are much darker than that and finding one so quickly in a supposedly “new” game is a well less than zero chance.
37:08 Also there is a crafting table in the bastion. Like, What?!?
that warden on the thumbnail lookin at me like 𝐀𝐡𝐡... 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭.
The funniest thing is these cheat fake runs aren't even close to the legit wr's even in rsg which is hilarious
0:45 Nah, nah and nah, there is no way they removed that, istg i have found at least in old blacksmiths
12:21 that one duo lingo lesson be like
Something tells me you armed these
Besides the fact that in almost all of these there's always night vision
Plot twist: these runs were made by this guy for content
*I am not accusing you xD*
blud points out everything except the villager being named bob😭🙏 35:25
This was Great 👍
Fun fact, in settings you can disable fall damage without a mod :D
25:52 You missed the fact that his xp bar is filled a little
20:02 u gotta give him Credit for rebuilding the entire Mansion, Even if it was a mod that was used to build it, its still a pretty mansion
My first world I actually got to the nether in. I spawned in a fortress as well, and rigjt around the corner was a blaze spawner. I had NO IDEA that was rare lol. I wish I had that world still.
Hey Linus Studios. 46:23 You forgot that the iron golems should attack the player too or otherwise the player spawned it:)
Bros milking it so bad 😂😂😂
Quite pathetic
I know enough about Speedruns too know most of them have played or studied a game to know more about it than I ever will down to the % of drops or how to break the game.
40:47 he gets the monster hunter achievement even though he kills mobs before
crafting table in a bastion 🤣 37:07
The fact that in 30:41 the world says "cheats" makes it even more hilarous.
Bro, that guy with the fire resistance literally could’ve done a command to turn off particle effects for the buff 😭 dunno why I’m even taking his run remotely seriously considering that COMICAL cut a few moments prior 😭
Every single time i hear the duolingo sound effect on his videos I think it's my phone telling me to do my daily lesson lol
I love the toilet flush sound and slowed ooowwwo
19:34 but it occurs when you pick up iron armor
There's floating lichen at 18:53
At 25:20 in the video, keep watching as when the speedrunner cuts to the end portal room, it shows in the bottom left of the screen that their gamemode was set to survival by them. This hints that they were at some point out of survival mode and also means that they had 'cheats' enabled in the world settings. Obviously, you can already tell its fake from much easier evidence but I thought i would point that out as it was missed in the video.
I am feeling physical pain watching these ppl
I feel like a majority of these are just trolls. Like, there's no chance someone seriously submits the run when impossible stuff happens in the first few seconds.
peaceful difficulty doesn't stop piglins from spawning, it just makes them passive instead of neutral.
Also, there's no limit to how many eyes of ender an end portal can spawn with, in fact, there is a very minor chance of an end portal naturally spawning with all 12 eyes in.
19:36
leather armor doesn't give suit up pretty sure, only iron armor
You actually can get diamonds and flint when brushing suspicious gravel/sand