Hello and thank you for watching my video! I hope it made you chuckle lol If you like my videos, please go on my channel page and check out my Lethal Company video, it's hilarious! Also, I made a really stupid video about Dream, it was so goofy, 10/10 would recommend for a good laugh
I love it when people aren't subtle about their cheats. It gives me the vibe of a 6-year-old trying to hide that they didn't use marker on the walls despite it being all over their hands and arms.
Since you asked, the chance of 9 blaze kills dropping 8 rods is (if the chance of drop is 50%) 9C8 x 0.5^9, which works out as about 1.76%. Or to put it another way, in every 57 runs, that would probably happen once. Yeah, it’s unlikely.
@@AlexPBentonTrue. It’s not overly unlikely, and maybe wouldn’t raise eyebrows on its own, but the fact that he got that too in an already suspiciously lucky speedrun is dubious.
The European guy is speaking Lithuanian. I’m part Lithuanian, raised in the US. Seeing one of by brethren irl is rare, let alone on TH-cam. It’s a small country, so this is cool! Edit: Holy shit, this blew up! Ačiu (thanks)!
@@Ayundaru A little bit. Like the sign on the chest said “Gift for: Roger”. I don’t need to speak it often, so I forget a lot of words, lol. Glad I could help. And this marks the first time a creator has commented on a comment of mine, so thanks!
Couldn't help but notice that at the bottom left of the main menu for the second "speedrun", it reads "version 1.18.1 modded". Clearly the most creative way to hide a modded version of Minecraft I've ever seen.
The guy in the 2nd "speed run" is Lithuanian. When he was speaking I had to rewind and listen to him speak a few times. I recognized it as one of the Baltic/Indo-European languages (which Lithuanian is one of them). Then when the guy came across the chest and sign with *"Endermeno Kiaušas"* on it that had a Enderman spawn egg it helped confirmed it even more. I looked it up and "kiaušas" is Lithuanian for *"egg or an egg".* At first I thought it was a Slovakian type of language. That's why I had to listen to him speaking multiple before he got to the part where he got to the end with a chest and that sign.
As a math major, the chances of him getting 8 blaze rods from 9 blazes is a 1.76% chance, according to the binomial power formula. (3:06). I researched, and it is not possible to get more than 4 ender pearls after 1.16.2, and could have only been playing on a snapshot (3:41).
Why did you use the binomial power formula? If the drop rate is a 50/50 then why wouldn’t you multiply that by itself? Also, how is the formula structured?
in 7:02 he was speaking in Lithuanian. he said "sveiki visi, su jumis sveikinas Jokis ir siandien mes..." translated: Hello everyone It's me Jokis and today we... also the person who gave a blaze spawn egg is a popular Lithuanian singer, his name is Radzis. So I don't think that speedrun was really serious I think it was just a joke or a parody.
Like, all of these are a parody. I don't know if the guy is _actually_ taking these seriously or just playing along, but if he is just playing along then eh, he can make his content any way he wants but I think it makes for kinda weird content, and not in a good way. And if he's actually taking it seriously then... wow.
@@Equalrule Nothing stupid about asking questions. "Disingenuous" basically means dishonest, like in this context in the video he's pretending it's real so he can disprove it and look smart.
This guy is seriously underrated. He needs more subscribers. It must be dangerous for mental hygeine to review all of these Fake speedruns so frequently
Thank you so much! I appreciate the kind words. And na it’s pretty chill, I sit at my desk with a cup of coffee and hang out for a few hours “analyzing” only the most quality Speedruns 🤣
@@NotSw1ZZfalse, I do not make any of these, I also do not have my friends make them or pay anyone to make them. I have been showcasing the audio more (like the speedrunners microphone) as well as the usernames to show you guys that these runs are in fact not me 😄
The funny thing is after watching creators like Rekrap who actually speed run, dreams speed run wasn’t even fast despite all of his “luck.” Like sub 20 minutes is just a fairly average good time for a speedrunner
Dream's speedrun was a long time ago, and at that time, sub 20 minutes was considered very fast. (I'm not defending Dream though, he obviously cheated)
There is a rough 50% chance for a village to be within 500 blocks from spawn. There is a 1.758% of getting 8 blaze rods out of 9 blazes. The chances of getting that many enderpearls that quick is about 0.00047524%. Then the chances of the Enderman dropping the pearl is 50%. Not counting the chances of the desert temple or lava pool and water, you get 2.0886798e-8%. That number is so astronomically low, that it needs the value E (which means times 10 to the power of -8.) basically imagine 0.00000000001% and you have dream’s speedrun odds.
Dream actually admitted to cheating but said he did so unintentionally. Apparently, he used RNG manipulation mods for his Manhunt videos and the modder added singleplayer support despite him telling the modder not to. Assuming the mods wouldn't do anything in singleplayer, he speedran without disabling them first which led to his ridiculous luck. Of course, I still don't like Dream but for different reasons.
Honestly I have trouble believing him. If he only installed the mod on the server he uses for Manhunt, it wouldn't affect his client. The only reason it would is if he installed the mod on his own game too.
@qbgrindddd Only true for one of them. The one he is suing over doesn't look credible but the one he is ignoring looks very credible and faking the evidence would be hard to do since it was all on mobile, not desktop.
The speedrunner after Dream speaks Lithuanian, haha always so wild hearing my mother language randomly on western TH-camr videos. Edit: After watching the full speedrun I have to explain/translate what ALL of that Lithuanian text and what he says means, because there are some Lithuanian memes in there. 6:57 "Sveiki visi, su jumis sveikinasi aš [Jotis (their name, or nickname i guess) or Jautis ("Bull") cant tell exactly what he says] iš..." - "Hey everyone, Jotis/Jautis is greeting you all from..." 7:32 "Radžio chestas" - "Radžis' chest." (Custom name on Chest) [Here we have the first instance of a legendary yet kinda bullied Lithuanian musician and TV persona Radžis Aleksandrovičius a.k.a Radži, I'm not going in depth on why he's a meme, but for sure you can thank our media for ingraining such meme persona into our culture]. 8:05 "Oo mes krentam čia" - "Oh we're falling here". 8:12 "Tikrai ne Radžio kirtiklis" - "Absolutely not Radzis' pickaxe" (custom name of pickaxe). 8:18 "Čia labai gerai mum" - "That's very good for us". 8:21 Genuinely cannot understand that, the pronunciation sounds like "taimame" but the closest actual words would be "tai imame" which would translate to "So let's take it". 8:29 "Gerai, mes pastatėm portalą.. " - "Good we've built the portal" [He says something right after this but the cut makes it super hard to understand so I have no idea]. 9:01 "Endermeno Kiaušas" - "Enderman's Egg" (name on the egg) [But the thing is Egg in Lithuanian is "Kiaušinis", while "Kiaušas" is the more jargon way of saying it, so maybe a better translation would be something like "Enderman's Nut"?]. 9:14 "Tikrai ne Radžio kardas" - "Absolutely not Radžis' sword" (custom name of sword). 9:21 "Dovana nuo Radžio" - "Present from Radžis" (Text on sign). 10:30 "Atvarai čia, aš tave nukirsiu" - "Come here, I'm going to strike you down". 10:36 "O kaip tik kad leidžiasi" - "Oh it's perching". 10:40 "Nu va, mes perėjom" - "And here you go, we completed it". Ngl after writing this i just realised the reason why it's funny to me and only Lithuanians is because the things that he says if translated aren't funny, but it's the way he says it, the accent, the intonation and the over obsession with Radži is truly something remarkable. P.S. their minecraft name "JokuFenas" i think is supposed to be "Juokų Fenas" if properly written thus would translate to "Joke Fan". Or it could have a different meaning lmao.
when he says "Gerai, mes pastatėm portalą.." there is a cut and then he said "bet su kuo uždegt?" which means "But what to light it with?" Very good translation btw.
THAT'S FREAKING LITHUANIAN. Damn that surprised me. I was sure that a collective 13 people in total lived in Lithuania. Rough translation: 1. 6:55 ''Hello everyone, I, Jokis, greet you'' (his name ig) 2. 8:05 ''Where are we falling?'' 3. 8:18 ''Soo, that's very... good. So yeah'' 4. 8:29 ''Ok so we build the portal. The crap do I light this up with?'' (uses a Russian curse word 'bliat', typical) 9:00 ''Enderman's egg'' ('egg' (kiaušas) here more refers to ball sack) 9:20 ''A gift from Radžis'' (He's a pretty popular, old Lithuanian singer) 10:30 ''Get over here, I'll cut you down. Here, we beat it'' I can't speak for all, but that speedrun looked legit to me. Anyhow, I had a blast translating this, made me actually LOL.
Ayundaru went from sarcastically going along with these speedruns to being totally done. That, kids, is the effect of 8 year old kids pretending to be professionals to impress that one girl in their class.
at 6:57 guy is speaking Lithuanian. Which is so weird because it is so uncommon to hear my language out of nowhere on TH-cam. So there you go! Thanks for including that in your video though :D
For the first speedrun about the ender pearl trades, you can get multiple ender pearls from one gold ingot. But on a sidenote I think that speerunners need to put the seed with thier speedrun so people can check if the seed is valid.
theory: the blue sign is the remains of the pp trader bloodline theory 2: you called the speedrun with the pp trader (1st appearance) fake so he called the entire family
i fear that you think that these are fake speedruns attempting to look real, when they clearly aren't, they're just things people are making for fun, except for dream that guy was just fake af, while speedrunning and irl
The guy at 7:00 is lithuanian and as a lithuanian I can tell you that it's 100% ironic. From the start the way he speaks makes it seem more like a joke to him, also "endermeno kiaušas" means "Endermans testicle".The "Dovana nuo Radžio" means "Gift from Radži" (Radži is a Lihuanian singer that has became a meme). So yea he isn't seriuos, also he said "come here i will give you a haircut" to the ender dragon. It's just full of national memes :>
you know, i use to think that maybe ayundaru got parodies of speedruns and not real speedruns to go over, but thats not why I watch, i watch for the commentary, humor and analysis, so i keep watching, but for me this video more or less proves me somewhat wrong, yeah some could be parodies, but its clear some of these people genuinely think they can get away with this stuff and pass for authentic, anyway, i always look forward to these videos, regardless of how ridiculous the speedruns are, keep up the amazing work
The Sword at 9:14 directly from lithianian to english is "definitely not a sword I found" if you need any more proof that this speedrun is fake. This translation was from google translate so take it with a grain of salt. I just found it funny.
I like to imagine there's people watching this video thinking: "Wtf does this guy mean? OF COURSE IT'S FAKE WHY IS HE TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY!" Those people are anti-fun.
@@Ayundaru I would love to see you play ark lol I love that game. Challenging but very fun. And I hate Minecraft now because they can’t release a good update and the fan base is getting cringier and cringier. There’s just not enough content releasing to make it fun anymore. I’ll play it for like a week and build stuff then I’ll quit again for a year 😭
@@getgud_6148it isn't any more boring than it used to be? There's been nothing but new features so all it would do is make it less boring. If it's boring now it'd be way worse in the early days. Also the new content doesn't all suck, the ancient cities are cool so are the Caves, but I will admit 1.20 is pretty pointless it just adds skins for trees and sniffers
4:00 I really hate dream, but everything up to this point is genuinely possible with extreme luck. But I'm pretty sure he used a plugin to get better drop rates (I heard that in a youtube video, can't remember who from)
11:46 I'll answer your question, I was watching a video a while back where someone tried to speedrun mc education, and got stuck because there was no portal room in the stronghold. This is because Mojang wanted to make sure that the learning aspect of mc edu is not lost because everyone just wants to try and beat the game. So they don't accept speedruns for MC edu only because you cannot finish a mc edu run without switching to creative and building a portal yourself. Otherwise, they would probably accept speedruns for mc edu because all the different types of speedruns are pretty much community driven.
Hello and thank you for watching my video! I hope it made you chuckle lol
If you like my videos, please go on my channel page and check out my Lethal Company video, it's hilarious!
Also, I made a really stupid video about Dream, it was so goofy, 10/10 would recommend for a good laugh
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I love it when people aren't subtle about their cheats. It gives me the vibe of a 6-year-old trying to hide that they didn't use marker on the walls despite it being all over their hands and arms.
Wait you're telling me its not normal for a 30 year old individuals to have marker on their hands and on the walls?
@@chdreturnsyou don't?
Me an my 6 year old cousin beat Minecraft with no cheats
Or when they try to hide that they didn’t just eat a big bar of chocolate even though he has chocolate all on his hands and all round his mouth
@@NGK_008cap
"Dream killed 5 blaze rods and got exactly 1 blaze rod" absolutely took me out idk why that was so funny
Sometimes I have brain farts
It was very funny and it makes no sense. Dream killed 5 blaze rods and got exactly 1 blaze rod 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't ask me why I put so many of 😂
@@Ayundaru the english was no englishing XD
@@Ayundaru what's a brain fart?
Ayundaru is teaching us how to successfully cheat a speed run by pointing out other's mistakes.
Lol 😂 good point
Agreed lol😂
Shhhh don't tell the secret.
Yepppp
@@prid3_33its not secret now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The lithuanian guy's speedrun is filled to the brim with irony and inside jokes, I love it.
That first speedrunner had that dream luck
It was dream lol
I mean.. you’re not wrong
@@deadlysensei5696nah really?
@@deadlysensei5696no, it was drem
@@K8ers nah, really?
Since you asked, the chance of 9 blaze kills dropping 8 rods is (if the chance of drop is 50%) 9C8 x 0.5^9, which works out as about 1.76%. Or to put it another way, in every 57 runs, that would probably happen once. Yeah, it’s unlikely.
Well, yes and no, because he does speed runs so often he’s bound to get lucky a few times.
@@AlexPBentonTrue. It’s not overly unlikely, and maybe wouldn’t raise eyebrows on its own, but the fact that he got that too in an already suspiciously lucky speedrun is dubious.
His seed wasn’t cheated. This guy is a fool
Its bernoulli formula, BUT every time you kill a blaze where is 50% to get rod. So doesn't matter how many u got before, still 50%
@@user-bubalexxxYes....and the odds of winning a coin flip 8/9 times in a row is astronomically lucky.
The European guy is speaking Lithuanian. I’m part Lithuanian, raised in the US. Seeing one of by brethren irl is rare, let alone on TH-cam. It’s a small country, so this is cool!
Edit: Holy shit, this blew up! Ačiu (thanks)!
awesome! Thank you for sharing. Were you able to understand what he was saying?
@@Ayundaru I posted a comment here with all of the Lithuanian texts and sounds translated and narrated with some insight. Source: I'm Lithuanian xd
@@Ayundaru A little bit. Like the sign on the chest said “Gift for: Roger”. I don’t need to speak it often, so I forget a lot of words, lol. Glad I could help. And this marks the first time a creator has commented on a comment of mine, so thanks!
I have an aunt who’s Lithuanian, so it’s nice to watch others of her kin.
For me he's Latvian, because of the weird s on the enderman spawn egg
Couldn't help but notice that at the bottom left of the main menu for the second "speedrun", it reads "version 1.18.1 modded". Clearly the most creative way to hide a modded version of Minecraft I've ever seen.
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The guy in the 2nd "speed run" is Lithuanian. When he was speaking I had to rewind and listen to him speak a few times. I recognized it as one of the Baltic/Indo-European languages (which Lithuanian is one of them). Then when the guy came across the chest and sign with *"Endermeno Kiaušas"* on it that had a Enderman spawn egg it helped confirmed it even more. I looked it up and "kiaušas" is Lithuanian for *"egg or an egg".*
At first I thought it was a Slovakian type of language. That's why I had to listen to him speaking multiple before he got to the part where he got to the end with a chest and that sign.
yeah it is lithuanian with sleng
As a math major, the chances of him getting 8 blaze rods from 9 blazes is a 1.76% chance, according to the binomial power formula. (3:06). I researched, and it is not possible to get more than 4 ender pearls after 1.16.2, and could have only been playing on a snapshot (3:41).
Bro is a master mind
@@thetour3375 dont get my statement wrong but you can be like him if you study as hard
Why did you use the binomial power formula? If the drop rate is a 50/50 then why wouldn’t you multiply that by itself? Also, how is the formula structured?
I’m no math major, just a guy with a calculator. But I did manage to comment the odds of his run. Can you look it over to see if I did anything wrong?
If you can’t find it I can post it here
in 7:02 he was speaking in Lithuanian.
he said "sveiki visi, su jumis sveikinas Jokis ir siandien mes..." translated:
Hello everyone It's me Jokis and today we...
also the person who gave a blaze spawn egg is a popular Lithuanian singer, his name is Radzis.
So I don't think that speedrun was really serious I think it was just a joke or a parody.
Like, all of these are a parody.
I don't know if the guy is _actually_ taking these seriously or just playing along, but if he is just playing along then eh, he can make his content any way he wants but I think it makes for kinda weird content, and not in a good way.
And if he's actually taking it seriously then... wow.
@@bernadettavarleyi know he knows these are jokes, but I wanna know how is this "weird content"?
@@Equalrule Pretending obviously fake content is real either makes you look like someone who takes it way too literally or just disingenuous.
@@bernadettavarley I am going to sound stupid but what does the last word mean?
@@Equalrule Nothing stupid about asking questions.
"Disingenuous" basically means dishonest, like in this context in the video he's pretending it's real so he can disprove it and look smart.
2:37 “I don’t understand why as soon as I turn my microphone on I lose the ability to speak”
It’s okay man, we’ve all got our quirks
This guy is seriously underrated. He needs more subscribers. It must be dangerous for mental hygeine to review all of these Fake speedruns so frequently
Pretty sure he makes all the speed runs himself or with the help of some friends, u can search the entirety of TH-cam and find like 1 speedrun
Fax
@@NotSw1ZZprobably also fax but I have seen some speed runs here that I saw elsewhere.
Thank you so much! I appreciate the kind words. And na it’s pretty chill, I sit at my desk with a cup of coffee and hang out for a few hours “analyzing” only the most quality Speedruns 🤣
@@NotSw1ZZfalse, I do not make any of these, I also do not have my friends make them or pay anyone to make them. I have been showcasing the audio more (like the speedrunners microphone) as well as the usernames to show you guys that these runs are in fact not me 😄
16:59 "before this next speedrun"
17:27 "Thank you so much for watching"
that was a fast speedrun
I speedran telling you about my new videos 🤣
yep that was fast
I really like the analysis of the actual cheated Dream vid as opposed to the obvious troll stuff
PP is an acronym for the Pivot Point which is also known as the center pivot. This is the center pivot that traders calculate for market trading.
oh my goodness I finally have an answer
😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
The "upside down T" was supposed to be a p*nis
The funny thing is after watching creators like Rekrap who actually speed run, dreams speed run wasn’t even fast despite all of his “luck.” Like sub 20 minutes is just a fairly average good time for a speedrunner
Dream's speedrun was a long time ago, and at that time, sub 20 minutes was considered very fast. (I'm not defending Dream though, he obviously cheated)
@@BinkusRunshe didn’t cheat that wasn’t his first speedrun. he had been speedrunning for hours and hours. he’s obv gonna get a lucky run
@@rhysellis-jones He literally admitted to cheating
@@rhysellis-jonesstop glazing kid, it’s extremely obvious that he cheated
I am going to be that guy: the actual chances of him getting blaze rods on all five blazes is 0.03125, which is not very high
ah thank you for sharing the data. so 3.125%? Pretty low. Maybe I have higher chances of getting attacked in my car by a shark
@@Ayundaruthe chances of that happening is 0.00000000000304850484
@@Mister_Remo The chances of that are 100%
That’s not impossible luck though, almost any good speed run is going to benefit from some good luck
There is a rough 50% chance for a village to be within 500 blocks from spawn. There is a 1.758% of getting 8 blaze rods out of 9 blazes. The chances of getting that many enderpearls that quick is about 0.00047524%. Then the chances of the Enderman dropping the pearl is 50%. Not counting the chances of the desert temple or lava pool and water, you get 2.0886798e-8%. That number is so astronomically low, that it needs the value E (which means times 10 to the power of -8.) basically imagine 0.00000000001% and you have dream’s speedrun odds.
I love when people fake building an end portal because every time they do I say "please tell me the f'd it up" and this time they did
14:05 yes, that's Morty, at least his voice because he would've speedrun better😂
Morty !
I always enjoy your “fake Minecraft speed run“ compilation videos. I really hope there’s more to come.
I prefer ayundaru to linusstudios lmao
@@Multi_fandom_man yeah.
Same.
@@Su_tarman6-Bio there’s just something about him that I don’t like. Maybe it’s how “scientific” he is
Dream actually admitted to cheating but said he did so unintentionally. Apparently, he used RNG manipulation mods for his Manhunt videos and the modder added singleplayer support despite him telling the modder not to. Assuming the mods wouldn't do anything in singleplayer, he speedran without disabling them first which led to his ridiculous luck. Of course, I still don't like Dream but for different reasons.
Honestly I have trouble believing him. If he only installed the mod on the server he uses for Manhunt, it wouldn't affect his client. The only reason it would is if he installed the mod on his own game too.
@Raven-2000 I'm not entirely sure anymore. I just know him cheating in Minecraft is definitely not the worst thing he's done.
@qbgrindddd He was alleged to have groomed minors twice. One of them he has denied and is suing over but the other he has yet to address.
@qbgrindddd Only true for one of them. The one he is suing over doesn't look credible but the one he is ignoring looks very credible and faking the evidence would be hard to do since it was all on mobile, not desktop.
@qbgrindddd Are you sure we are talking about the same one? There were two of them.
The speedrunner after Dream speaks Lithuanian, haha always so wild hearing my mother language randomly on western TH-camr videos.
Edit: After watching the full speedrun I have to explain/translate what ALL of that Lithuanian text and what he says means, because there are some Lithuanian memes in there.
6:57 "Sveiki visi, su jumis sveikinasi aš [Jotis (their name, or nickname i guess) or Jautis ("Bull") cant tell exactly what he says] iš..." - "Hey everyone, Jotis/Jautis is greeting you all from..."
7:32 "Radžio chestas" - "Radžis' chest." (Custom name on Chest) [Here we have the first instance of a legendary yet kinda bullied Lithuanian musician and TV persona Radžis Aleksandrovičius a.k.a Radži, I'm not going in depth on why he's a meme, but for sure you can thank our media for ingraining such meme persona into our culture].
8:05 "Oo mes krentam čia" - "Oh we're falling here".
8:12 "Tikrai ne Radžio kirtiklis" - "Absolutely not Radzis' pickaxe" (custom name of pickaxe).
8:18 "Čia labai gerai mum" - "That's very good for us".
8:21 Genuinely cannot understand that, the pronunciation sounds like "taimame" but the closest actual words would be "tai imame" which would translate to "So let's take it".
8:29 "Gerai, mes pastatėm portalą.. " - "Good we've built the portal" [He says something right after this but the cut makes it super hard to understand so I have no idea].
9:01 "Endermeno Kiaušas" - "Enderman's Egg" (name on the egg) [But the thing is Egg in Lithuanian is "Kiaušinis", while "Kiaušas" is the more jargon way of saying it, so maybe a better translation would be something like "Enderman's Nut"?].
9:14 "Tikrai ne Radžio kardas" - "Absolutely not Radžis' sword" (custom name of sword).
9:21 "Dovana nuo Radžio" - "Present from Radžis" (Text on sign).
10:30 "Atvarai čia, aš tave nukirsiu" - "Come here, I'm going to strike you down".
10:36 "O kaip tik kad leidžiasi" - "Oh it's perching".
10:40 "Nu va, mes perėjom" - "And here you go, we completed it".
Ngl after writing this i just realised the reason why it's funny to me and only Lithuanians is because the things that he says if translated aren't funny, but it's the way he says it, the accent, the intonation and the over obsession with Radži is truly something remarkable.
P.S. their minecraft name "JokuFenas" i think is supposed to be "Juokų Fenas" if properly written thus would translate to "Joke Fan". Or it could have a different meaning lmao.
Mldc! Ačiū už vertimą. Gražu žiūrėt :D
when he says "Gerai, mes pastatėm portalą.." there is a cut and then he said "bet su kuo uždegt?" which means "But what to light it with?"
Very good translation btw.
Im from lithuania it was very funny for me too becouse i heard his acent
Nu bet buvo juokinga ziureti kad ji pridejo
Good job mate Dobrá práce
THAT'S FREAKING LITHUANIAN. Damn that surprised me. I was sure that a collective 13 people in total lived in Lithuania.
Rough translation:
1. 6:55 ''Hello everyone, I, Jokis, greet you'' (his name ig)
2. 8:05 ''Where are we falling?''
3. 8:18 ''Soo, that's very... good. So yeah''
4. 8:29 ''Ok so we build the portal. The crap do I light this up with?'' (uses a Russian curse word 'bliat', typical)
9:00 ''Enderman's egg'' ('egg' (kiaušas) here more refers to ball sack)
9:20 ''A gift from Radžis'' (He's a pretty popular, old Lithuanian singer)
10:30 ''Get over here, I'll cut you down. Here, we beat it''
I can't speak for all, but that speedrun looked legit to me.
Anyhow, I had a blast translating this, made me actually LOL.
9:06 POV: you haven't practiced
12:58 "your a little goofy goober"
That crap was creepy
6:18 Well we know he cheated because he admitted to it
12:25 make a 2 hour long video essay titled "Minecraft's Darkest Mystery: The PP Trader"
The language he’s speaking is Lithuanian also The sign at 9:24 says a gift from radium or something
Ayundaru went from sarcastically going along with these speedruns to being totally done. That, kids, is the effect of 8 year old kids pretending to be professionals to impress that one girl in their class.
11:34 At least he got his Super Suit
11:50 yes.
10:25 "Epic motivational music - take a listen..."
My Computer: *plays ad*
Same
9:45 That is called the Næther Portal.
10:19 Fun fact: the music is called "Dragon Castle".
14:10 is that Morty, I suppose.
Morty really out here thinking he speed runs Minecraft
Morty! Stop speedruning Morty! You aren’t good enough Morty!
"He gerts an ENDLESS amount of blaze rods. Kinda like how DREAM did..." 💀
13:52 best ender dragon
That's not a dragon
That intro actually freaked me out-
speedrunners really be making sacrificial alters now to beat minecraft
at 6:57 guy is speaking Lithuanian. Which is so weird because it is so uncommon to hear my language out of nowhere on TH-cam. So there you go! Thanks for including that in your video though :D
You Lithuanian. That is very cool.
I have never laughed in 13:34 the way music starts playing only with flute XD
For the first speedrun about the ender pearl trades, you can get multiple ender pearls from one gold ingot. But on a sidenote I think that speerunners need to put the seed with thier speedrun so people can check if the seed is valid.
I'm not defending Dream, but the seed doesn't tell you anything about ender pearl rates
I didn’t know that, alright
Thanks
10:37 tell me ur being obvious without telling me ur being obvious 😂
It’s bad enough if you’re paranoid 1:26 but *skipping a duolingo lesson you have DOOMED yourself* 9:05
Lithuanian is the language used at 6:58
0:01 hello timed viewers
Hoi
theory: the blue sign is the remains of the pp trader bloodline
theory 2: you called the speedrun with the pp trader (1st appearance) fake so he called the entire family
i fear that you think that these are fake speedruns attempting to look real, when they clearly aren't, they're just things people are making for fun, except for dream that guy was just fake af, while speedrunning and irl
And it’s not fake
It’s funny how dream tries so hard to make it seem like he’s not cheating even though he is.
It’s so funny when people aren’t even subtle about hiding the cheats.
11:05 This man has dishonored bedrock edition
Yes he did
its pocket edition
@@eg42069 Still Bedrock
The guy at 7:00 is lithuanian and as a lithuanian I can tell you that it's 100% ironic. From the start the way he speaks makes it seem more like a joke to him, also "endermeno kiaušas" means "Endermans testicle".The "Dovana nuo Radžio" means "Gift from Radži" (Radži is a Lihuanian singer that has became a meme). So yea he isn't seriuos, also he said "come here i will give you a haircut" to the ender dragon. It's just full of national memes :>
I typed the "endermeno kiausas" at 9:00 into google translate and got Lithuanian, for those wondering.
as lithuanian i can agree with u
15:49 if you've been playing Minecraft since alpha you would know what the goddamn aether is
1:50 Ah yes, the nether portal to the end.
These just keep getting better and better
😂😂😂
12:48 dang your cat looks fluffy
YO WHAT THE HECK HOW IS TH-cam SHOWED ME THAT COMMENT WHEN IM JUST AT 8:49?
@@Garra500shitpostSame
0:07 ayundaru jumpscare
you know, i use to think that maybe ayundaru got parodies of speedruns and not real speedruns to go over, but thats not why I watch, i watch for the commentary, humor and analysis, so i keep watching, but for me this video more or less proves me somewhat wrong, yeah some could be parodies, but its clear some of these people genuinely think they can get away with this stuff and pass for authentic, anyway, i always look forward to these videos, regardless of how ridiculous the speedruns are, keep up the amazing work
i think the 7:06 speedrunner might be a joke video
Thats what I'M SAYING
i swear he debunks the speed run in the funniest way and its great instant sub and like.
You know its a fast day when ayundaru uploads😮
11:50 DUDES DEF PLAYING ON A SCHOOL ISSUED DEVICE 😂😂😂
These speedruns are so absurdly bad, I love how you review them! Keep up the good work dude!
8:49 I think this is a joke 💀
12:58 *You’re a little goofy goober!*
The Sword at 9:14 directly from lithianian to english is "definitely not a sword I found" if you need any more proof that this speedrun is fake. This translation was from google translate so take it with a grain of salt. I just found it funny.
7:40 he has resistance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally legit 😂
I like to imagine there's people watching this video thinking:
"Wtf does this guy mean? OF COURSE IT'S FAKE WHY IS HE TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY!"
Those people are anti-fun.
3:43 i've spent 2 stacks of gold on one piglin and got 0 pearls. Bill nye got bribed
12:10 Top 30 anime heroes comebacks
I hate Minecraft now but I love these videos. Keep it up man. Guess I gotta sub
Hey why do you hate Minecraft now?
@@Ayundaru boring ah game noww and the new content kinda sucks + all the servers r either so p2w or so competitive that u can't do anything
What kind of games are you interest in now? Any games you’d like to see me make videos about?
@@Ayundaru I would love to see you play ark lol I love that game. Challenging but very fun. And I hate Minecraft now because they can’t release a good update and the fan base is getting cringier and cringier. There’s just not enough content releasing to make it fun anymore. I’ll play it for like a week and build stuff then I’ll quit again for a year 😭
@@getgud_6148it isn't any more boring than it used to be? There's been nothing but new features so all it would do is make it less boring. If it's boring now it'd be way worse in the early days.
Also the new content doesn't all suck, the ancient cities are cool so are the Caves, but I will admit 1.20 is pretty pointless it just adds skins for trees and sniffers
1:09
That *_is_* dream, it says it in that chat
Cream
@@regzazemma3480 -and hot chocolate always go nice together.
It is actually dream, Ayundaru confirms it later in the video.
Your videos are my favorite dude.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy them, this one was really fun to make.
@@Ayundaru I can tell. Keep up the good work.
9:06 that duolingo jumps are really got me 😂😂
Love this vid ur an absolute legend keep up the fantastic work bro
i didnt laugh for anything, until he called his cat a "goofy goober". then and only then did i crack up.
14:48 HE CUSSED!!
11:14 - I think at one point, the speedrun world record was done on a phone - how you may ask? I have no idea.
Translating the text for the Enderdragon Egg, google says the language is Lithuanian.
A part of me wants to purposefully make fake absurd speedrun videos just for the fun of it
W vid keep up the good work and I love how people think they can hide it lol.
"This is rigged against me.... and in my favor"
I'll take Freudian Slips for $500.
4:00 I really hate dream, but everything up to this point is genuinely possible with extreme luck. But I'm pretty sure he used a plugin to get better drop rates (I heard that in a youtube video, can't remember who from)
Idk if you didn’t notice but, at 8:07 he just survives a fall. He didn’t clutch, he just landed as if he was in creative
The language was actually my native tongue - lithuanian!
5:27 crazy concept! Not all speed runs have to be interesting or entertaining. :O
I miss your older speed run videos because they are way funnier
True
Duolingo horror film be like 9:06 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
8:30 this one is a joke lol
To answer your question: It is VERY difficult to speedrun Minecraft on Pocket Edition, let alone to beat the dragon without speedrunning
2:38 Honestly same
I couldn't stop laughing when you said "endermeno kiaušas"
11:11 Minecraft education edition oooooooooooooooooooooooooooy
According to the dubious source that is Google Translate's even more dubious source of Detect Language, that speedrunner was speaking Lithuanian.
11:24 yeah.... It's not any ipad ITS A GOD DAMN SCHOOL IPAD
Bruhhhhhhhh
11:46 I'll answer your question, I was watching a video a while back where someone tried to speedrun mc education, and got stuck because there was no portal room in the stronghold. This is because Mojang wanted to make sure that the learning aspect of mc edu is not lost because everyone just wants to try and beat the game. So they don't accept speedruns for MC edu only because you cannot finish a mc edu run without switching to creative and building a portal yourself. Otherwise, they would probably accept speedruns for mc edu because all the different types of speedruns are pretty much community driven.
Does anyone else recognize the music that's in the background at this part? 1:58
Yep! its called "The Penis (eek!)"
dont ask why