@@smoothturtle8723 I feel like the ticket could be implemented with a pre-added pressure plate + dispenser setup, because nobody else would be able to host the ticket challenge. Of course, you'd also still have to do the ticket challenges.
Here in Parkour Civilization, NOBODY jumps for the beef. Its much safer to just jump for the chicken, than to risk your entire life, just for half a hunger bar more
Here in Parkour Civilization, NOBODY jumps for the beef. its much safer to just jump for the chicken, than to risk your entire life, just for half a hunger bar more
Here in Rogueport, *nobody* spring jumps for the Ultra Hammer. It's much safer to just spin jump for the panel, than to risk your entire life, just for 2 hammer damage more.
Here in PARKOUR civilization, NOBODY jumps for the beef. Except my neighbour. See, my neighbour used F5, that gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to do jumps he couldnt do before.
thinking of what a post-divine evbo speedrun may look like. Let's assume these things -the champion is very likely going to do all the same cheese that evbo did back when he was rising up. Probably would even refine his 360 skills to where he could possibly even do a 720. -evbo will be much more interventionist than the old god. -there is no impossible jumps. no more guessing for barrier blocks. -the chainmail layer may or may not be rebuilt (not restored since there's still a bunch of crazed freaks there practicing a form of parkour that almost killed god) -parkour racing will probably be outlawed -things may or may not be evbo themed -the logistical chain is still in ruin (thanks evbo) -rations will probably be significantly greater -the fabricated memory will either be changed or removed completely. -brewing stand jumps are regulated as to not let you basically instawin against anybody via inflicting your opponent with say, slowness. Let's assume this route -You spawn at the platform, you stay there and get some food before jumping up to the next level. there, you get some food to go to the next level. (yeah this is a very short description for just two levels but there's not much to do here except go up) -At the master level, you're going to want to try to convince the champion to challenge you into a parkour battle (and convince him that you're not some masochist that just wants to die at the hands of them for some reason) -beat the champion -This is all assuming Evbo hasn't picked out a secondary heir once this champion dies.
Guys, crazy strat, there are plenty of beds in plenty of the houses, and using some wood found in the chest, you can make a boat (I think you can see where this is going.) From there break a couple of blocks from the huge parkour tower and squilly glitch your way up
When I saw this video in my recommended I immediatley went to check out the map myself because I thought it would be fun to try to go through all the challenges myself. I quickly realized how little care actually went into making this map accurate to the source material. Theres so much important stuff missing its insane. The old man's room is just missing entirely, theres no way to get up to the top and theres a full on staircase up to the last part of the pro -> master parkour part missing. And thats just a few of the many examples
@@pancwake8444 you probably could take the map and revamp it and also adding in extra details. maybe adding in more points to make the game more realistic and functional for incase it becomes multiplayer (or functional singleplayer by breaking into homes and robbing places.) would take time but depending on the situation, may be worth it slightly.
Maybe so, but it's still "Nerd Pole" in my heart (even if I do use the new term at least as much...) It's the same with "Testificates" rather than "Villagers" and... actually, I think "God Apple" is the better term to keep the other name out of the game
There is an optimization, you can already start to climb when in the room, by placing blocks against the walls so when you exist it, you are already high.
Hello as someone who has never played paper mario and dislikes minecraft can i say that your videos are great and awesome and really entertaining and good. big fan keep up the good work 👍
As a respectful person. I will not hate you for not liking what I like. Anyways... BOTS DOX THIS MC HATER GO GO GO GO (If you could not tell, the doxing is a joke)
also just so you know, if you remap your right click to a button like R, whenever you press R it'll be the equivalent to using a autoclicker and since this is in vanilla minecraft, it's fair to use it in speedruns
"All it costs to come along is a subscription" Meh, I'm not really sure just yet... *Dream Team music starts playing* Okie, I'm really sure just yet...
I have two possible optimizations (not sure if they’re actually faster), 1. Is that parkouring through the side tower where you get the logs and beef might be faster because you don’t have to place blocks there and 2. Is that if you do go out the front like you have been as you’re going out you can continue your block spam you’ve been walking on under you and have a few blocks more height as you go out. Very minor optimizations though
If you're quick with crafting and the walls of the temple are straight, you could craft ladders. They're faster than pillaring. Edit: after leaving this I checked the WR, the current holder uses ladders.
I'd like to say this was an enjoyable watch, but I'm afraid that at 20:57 you called centiseconds "milliseconds", thereby invalidating the whole video.
i always thought you could just punch the pro guarding the beef and chicken off, get one SINGULAR block, and then you never have to do parkour again because now you can get both the chicken and beef, then get the steak by building up and then tower to the top
the fastest way is not the most obvious one, run to the corner that the pro used to go down to feed the nubs, get all the logs and one raw steak, run up the parkour stairs to the upper level, leave the main hall and start climbing using the blocks until you reach the top.
Can you please upload on BowserPower again? Even if you don’t want to upload plush videos anymore you could at least upload a video tellling everyone that you quit.
My friend put that video on but I had to stop watching it after 30 minutes, the narration was SO annoying, he just kept repeating stuff we already knew over and over
I do kind of agree, but in his defense it is an intentional stylistic choice. This is a much smarter story disguised as a dumb Minecraft roleplay series lmao
@@ShadowShine57 The movies are just the other videos put together, so expect everything that happened in the last 10-15 minutes to be summed up in a minute or two.
idk, seems a little disingenuous to the nature of the challenge. at least to me, the appeal of speedrunning parkour civ should be about how fast you could go from noob to champ adhering to as many rules as possible. Like, if the barrier block on the noob course wasn't there, I'd even say part of the run should be getting the barrier block first, then another is retrieving the ticket from the same parkour evbo had to do, but with both 2 blocks instead of just the one since we didn't bribe the guard, doing noob rankup, only taking 2 beef, doing pro rankup immediately, then climb to the champion's seat, only skipping the parkour battle with the champion.
there should be a glitchless category where you cant break blocks, you start at 3 humger bars, and you have to actually parkour up
Agreed
And there should be a ticket you have to collect
@@smoothturtle8723 I feel like the ticket could be implemented with a pre-added pressure plate + dispenser setup, because nobody else would be able to host the ticket challenge. Of course, you'd also still have to do the ticket challenges.
Ngl this is what the video should have been. The number of skips done with slabs and such just completely ruined it for me
Fr, the "lore accurate run" would be interesting i think
Here in Parkour Civilization, NOBODY jumps for the beef. Its much safer to just jump for the chicken, than to risk your entire life, just for half a hunger bar more
Unless you are.... THE NEIGHBOUR
Rip legend
After "See, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective" this is my second liked phrase
@@Scriptッexactly!!
Also u did not say it correctly, there are some synonyms but I also mess these up, don't worry
Here in Parkour Civilization, NOBODY jumps for the beef. its much safer to just jump for the chicken, than to risk your entire life, just for half a hunger bar more
Here in Rogueport, *nobody* spring jumps for the Ultra Hammer. It's much safer to just spin jump for the panel, than to risk your entire life, just for 2 hammer damage more.
wahter
Here in PARKOUR civilization, NOBODY jumps for the beef. Except my neighbour. See, my neighbour used F5, that gave him a whole new perspective and he was able to do jumps he couldnt do before.
not kenadian
the kenadian subscribers…they're spreading…(oh hey I'm one too)
Here in PARKOUR civilization, NOBODY uses first person
ironically, speedrunning parkour civilization is basically what the parkour villain did
thinking of what a post-divine evbo speedrun may look like.
Let's assume these things
-the champion is very likely going to do all the same cheese that evbo did back when he was rising up. Probably would even refine his 360 skills to where he could possibly even do a 720.
-evbo will be much more interventionist than the old god.
-there is no impossible jumps. no more guessing for barrier blocks.
-the chainmail layer may or may not be rebuilt (not restored since there's still a bunch of crazed freaks there practicing a form of parkour that almost killed god)
-parkour racing will probably be outlawed
-things may or may not be evbo themed
-the logistical chain is still in ruin (thanks evbo)
-rations will probably be significantly greater
-the fabricated memory will either be changed or removed completely.
-brewing stand jumps are regulated as to not let you basically instawin against anybody via inflicting your opponent with say, slowness.
Let's assume this route
-You spawn at the platform, you stay there and get some food before jumping up to the next level. there, you get some food to go to the next level. (yeah this is a very short description for just two levels but there's not much to do here except go up)
-At the master level, you're going to want to try to convince the champion to challenge you into a parkour battle (and convince him that you're not some masochist that just wants to die at the hands of them for some reason)
-beat the champion
-This is all assuming Evbo hasn't picked out a secondary heir once this champion dies.
0:44 “You wouldn’t download a friend”
Yes I would >:)
@@Elitepowerxl but what if the friend was your moral enemy
Guys, crazy strat, there are plenty of beds in plenty of the houses, and using some wood found in the chest, you can make a boat (I think you can see where this is going.) From there break a couple of blocks from the huge parkour tower and squilly glitch your way up
:O
The rules for this category (as taken from the spreadsheet) are glitchless and deathless, but the any% record does in fact squilly glitch to the top.
When I saw this video in my recommended I immediatley went to check out the map myself because I thought it would be fun to try to go through all the challenges myself. I quickly realized how little care actually went into making this map accurate to the source material. Theres so much important stuff missing its insane. The old man's room is just missing entirely, theres no way to get up to the top and theres a full on staircase up to the last part of the pro -> master parkour part missing. And thats just a few of the many examples
@@pancwake8444 you probably could take the map and revamp it and also adding in extra details. maybe adding in more points to make the game more realistic and functional for incase it becomes multiplayer (or functional singleplayer by breaking into homes and robbing places.) would take time but depending on the situation, may be worth it slightly.
3:44 literally just changed my Minecraft experience forever thank you smart Pringle Bringle
13:19 That was the old term, but I’m pretty sure that most people use “pillar up” these days
Maybe so, but it's still "Nerd Pole" in my heart (even if I do use the new term at least as much...)
It's the same with "Testificates" rather than "Villagers" and... actually, I think "God Apple" is the better term to keep the other name out of the game
Frankly grabbing all of the beef only to die immediately by jumping into the lava is an entirely in-character move for the movie.
Most important thing I've learned from this video. Sprinting MIGHT be faster than Walking
There is an optimization, you can already start to climb when in the room, by placing blocks against the walls so when you exist it, you are already high.
20:52 bro that sound 😢wonderfull
I *literally* just finished watching the Parkour Movie yesterday & now my boy *BRINGLE* is getting in on it!? Let’s gooooooo!
Hello as someone who has never played paper mario and dislikes minecraft can i say that your videos are great and awesome and really entertaining and good. big fan keep up the good work 👍
play paper mario
As a respectful person. I will not hate you for not liking what I like. Anyways...
BOTS DOX THIS MC HATER GO GO GO GO
(If you could not tell, the doxing is a joke)
play paper mario
17:55 you can press the mousewheel.
also just so you know, if you remap your right click to a button like R, whenever you press R it'll be the equivalent to using a autoclicker
and since this is in vanilla minecraft, it's fair to use it in speedruns
"All it costs to come along is a subscription"
Meh, I'm not really sure just yet...
*Dream Team music starts playing*
Okie, I'm really sure just yet...
I have two possible optimizations (not sure if they’re actually faster), 1. Is that parkouring through the side tower where you get the logs and beef might be faster because you don’t have to place blocks there and 2. Is that if you do go out the front like you have been as you’re going out you can continue your block spam you’ve been walking on under you and have a few blocks more height as you go out. Very minor optimizations though
This was the LAST world record I expected Bringle to get.
Step 1: get a bed form a house
Step 2: get wood and craft a picaxe and boats
Step 3: do the squilly glitch
Step 4: realise it is pached😢
Wait, squilly got patched?
If you're quick with crafting and the walls of the temple are straight, you could craft ladders. They're faster than pillaring.
Edit: after leaving this I checked the WR, the current holder uses ladders.
You either jump for the beef or you die trying.
The Chicken only serves to keep your shackles intact.
I'd like to say this was an enjoyable watch, but I'm afraid that at 20:57 you called centiseconds "milliseconds", thereby invalidating the whole video.
bro who says centiseconds without referring to astronomical scientific units
Great video! And not that it matters because of your offhand strat, but you can also middle click the logs to refill your selected hotbar slot
Hey i was the one to point out that you miscaculed the 37 oak logs
MY FAVORITE PAPER MARIO TH-camR GOT TRAPPED IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION?!?!?!
In speedrun civilisation, no one goes for the beef...
Awesome video Mr. Beef! Can't wait for more Beefy Mario content!
11:40 I was literally screaming for you to go to that path for minutes
At 9:00 it is faster to just walk and not jump. Only when you are sprinting is jumping while doing so effective to be faster.
Probably my last members first before gifted expires
great video! it was very fun to help make the route with you!
Routing it live was so much fun, thanks again for participating :)
the baby park part was great
Bringle is the last person I’d expect to play Parkour Civilization
brongololio is my favorite content creator
Routing a new speedrun is a super interesting sub-genre!
can't wait for a TAS speedrun of this, lol
0:01 Gigi Murin jumpscare
Man memberships are goated :>
If Evbo knew these strats and Parkour Civilization wasn't scripted, instead of A 2 HOURS LONG MOVIE, it would have been at last 5 minutes
14:45 Optimisation here, you can break a block where the chest should be to open it and therefore be outqide the tower while getting the blocks
As someone who has never seen Parkour Civilization, pretty cool map.
wouldn't it be faster if you place blocks next to the temple's pillar for headhitter when running back to the entrance
Great video! I have to wonder though, what would the speedrun for the intended route look like?
Like, doing everything as Evbo did it?
(Get ticket, go to prison, parkour badlands hill, etc)
The end music from summoning salts videos got me so hard 😂😂
Btw you can also place block above you to be faster when going out the temple
You can do squierly glitch which lets you teleport to the top
Wait... Wouldn't it be faster if you just go up the pro way at the chest room and then start stacking up from pro level?
@@nimiugn no, I tested It, It is slower to jump Up than nerd poling up
I am just not at all connected to the Minecraft community. I have no idea what I just watched, but it made me laugh.
3:45 I had to try really hard not to choke on my sandwich here LMAO
Can’t wait for pvp civilisation and ice boat civilisation.
Stupider runs have been validated, this could become an (albeit very silly) thing in the speed running community
Parkour civilization is the best experimental film ever
0:11 Simpleflips yo waddup
i always thought you could just punch the pro guarding the beef and chicken off, get one SINGULAR block, and then you never have to do parkour again because now you can get both the chicken and beef, then get the steak by building up and then tower to the top
0:52 im in chat lets go
This is such a shit post but I love it
you should start staircasing as soon as you get the log
I just want to say, feel free to break out of paper mario stuff! These videos on other games are always fun to see how your styles mixes with them
the fastest way is not the most obvious one,
run to the corner that the pro used to go down to feed the nubs, get all the logs and one raw steak, run up the parkour stairs to the upper level, leave the main hall and start climbing using the blocks until you reach the top.
You just gotta find the ultra boots and then you can save time with spring jumps between blocks xD
Can you please upload on BowserPower again? Even if you don’t want to upload plush videos anymore you could at least upload a video tellling everyone that you quit.
couldn’t you start staircasing from inside the temple to the outside
(4:06) I am pretty sure, “content farming” would be done by content farms.
I findit funny the “half a bar” more of hunger is false because raw chicken will make you hungry after eating it
Your lucky blitz is lazy, or he would bend straight to the top
I wonder, can you get the water bucket and go all the way to the top fast enough
to beef or not to beef that is the question
Spaming blocks does int work like that the way you save time is place block jump off block jump off ground jump off block ecta
In youtube civilization, subscriptions are how you pay for everything.
Bringle? I think you mean JUMP BRING!
I have completed this map as a parkour map
It all comes back to the beef.
Heya, what music was used for the "optimization" chapter open?
21:20 hey, its me B)
21:32 oh, me again wowza
here in food war, Nobody Beefs for the jump, Its much riskier to chicken for the jump. than safe your entire death, just for a whole heart bar less
i feel high because i read this
@@gigglenose1990 yes
8:38 BTW CHAT CALC IS SHORT FOR CALCULATOR IF YOU DIDNT KNOW
Play Origami King next!!
NBLP STRATS
"You can't download friends :("
Yet.
this guy looks like Dwight from the office.
Yo bringle can u do impossible mode ttyd?
Parkour civilization was one the most cringy yet semi-enthralling creations I've ever sat through
rare footage of bringe playing anything other than Nintendo
Peak Cinema🙏💀
There is a faster route btw, lmk if you want to know
Why not go up the parkour pro path and then pillar up from there? Wouldn't that be faster?
🤓 technically, you could start towering like one or two blocks while sprinting so you get a three block headstart which saves a little
Something that isn’t paper Mario 😮
Last comment but someone tell Rekrap about this WR gone in an instant
My friend put that video on but I had to stop watching it after 30 minutes, the narration was SO annoying, he just kept repeating stuff we already knew over and over
I do kind of agree, but in his defense it is an intentional stylistic choice. This is a much smarter story disguised as a dumb Minecraft roleplay series lmao
@@BringlesCan Hmm, maybe I should try to finish it (but probably not all at once)
@@ShadowShine57 The movies are just the other videos put together, so expect everything that happened in the last 10-15 minutes to be summed up in a minute or two.
idk, seems a little disingenuous to the nature of the challenge. at least to me, the appeal of speedrunning parkour civ should be about how fast you could go from noob to champ adhering to as many rules as possible. Like, if the barrier block on the noob course wasn't there, I'd even say part of the run should be getting the barrier block first, then another is retrieving the ticket from the same parkour evbo had to do, but with both 2 blocks instead of just the one since we didn't bribe the guard, doing noob rankup, only taking 2 beef, doing pro rankup immediately, then climb to the champion's seat, only skipping the parkour battle with the champion.
Well this was unexpected
This video is an excellent meme
No way its my map being used again for the 9999999th time
0:43 i wish i could
"You can't download freinds" Nooooooo!!!!!!!
Sick