Things You're Consuming Wrong

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  • @Matt-gt2up
    @Matt-gt2up 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    I hate it when I consume my printer ink wrong

  • @JROC2112
    @JROC2112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    I've been eating the pistachio shells and throwing away the soft bit. Nobody told me .

    • @ienhope
      @ienhope 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      John Clarke XD same

    • @sammontanaro4570
      @sammontanaro4570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I'm losing faith in humanity

    • @Bigironslinger
      @Bigironslinger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      I used to eat the bag they came in. I always thought they were in there to keep the bag fresh, even though it did seem a bit wasteful.

    • @himsquizletinfo.8731
      @himsquizletinfo.8731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @catladyjai1113
      @catladyjai1113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sounds about right lol

  • @4Ninjastarz4
    @4Ninjastarz4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    When I eat a banana i don't peel it, i just bite down and yum yum yum, sometimes i even stick some apple stems in for extra flavour

    • @flyinspirals
      @flyinspirals 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Levi Peace lol

    • @Jmoney20121
      @Jmoney20121 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Levi Peace yuck

    • @azraelle6232
      @azraelle6232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Save time and get back precious vitamins and fiber by leaving your coconuts in the shell as you eat them.

    • @shawnouko2997
      @shawnouko2997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Derek Mebius Lol I am dying... 😂😂😂😂

    • @4Ninjastarz4
      @4Ninjastarz4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm so glad we are all like minded individuals who just want to get the most out of our food!

  • @chadportenga7858
    @chadportenga7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    If you just wanted to see the Pistachios, it's right here:
    6:30

    • @michaelmorrison4201
      @michaelmorrison4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was skipping through the video until I got to 6 mins when I finally saw this. Ugh.

    • @M1N1Girl007
      @M1N1Girl007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stick the shell into the crack😂

    • @imanachour8208
      @imanachour8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We Stan u 🙏🏼

    • @gozu9455
      @gozu9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not all heroes wear cape

    • @lexian2348
      @lexian2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ily so much

  • @renxula
    @renxula 7 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    The correct way to watch these videos is to click the gear icon and set the speed to 1.25x or even 1.5x, that way you save precious time.

    • @tigerchills2079
      @tigerchills2079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, that's actually better. I was pressing the right-arrow key to skip the intros. But you may also jump just too far.

    • @scottleft3672
      @scottleft3672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      to live so fast....is missing the point.

    • @thebigdawgj
      @thebigdawgj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      renxula
      Sadly the phone app doesn't have that.

    • @krux02
      @krux02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok, so that you don't miss any important content and just skip the important part here is a time marker: 7:29

    • @rainyxnightshade
      @rainyxnightshade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or 2 ;)

  • @dragonfireartstudios8051
    @dragonfireartstudios8051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5789

    am I the only one who came to see how to open pistachios more easily?

    • @invisibledave
      @invisibledave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I came to see how I was eating them wrong. They ended up not telling me anything.

    • @donquixote7428
      @donquixote7428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I am using my teeth for open the pistachio believe me its much more easier and faster than this technique

    • @6vitru6vian6
      @6vitru6vian6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its not that hard to eat pistachios when you have your fingernails closer to your finger tips

    • @agustintinoco9941
      @agustintinoco9941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s why I came.

    • @ashfaqjuna
      @ashfaqjuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Keeley Brown
      You are not alone :)

  • @theproducermic
    @theproducermic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    You're putting way too much toothpaste on your toothbrush. Save some for your headlights.

    • @razoraresharp
      @razoraresharp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      When you love your car so much that you'll share a toothbrush with it.

    • @sarahf7931
      @sarahf7931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MIC [Mike]™ Off bug spray is also really good on your headlights.

    • @PPhase
      @PPhase 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He put way too much toothpaste on that sponge, if only he knew just a pea sized amount is enough

    • @jeffswanson593
      @jeffswanson593 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My headlights don't get as many cavities anymore since I started doing this.

    • @serlinas
      @serlinas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      best way to spoil headlights is to scratch them with toothpaste ;)

  • @ToddDolce
    @ToddDolce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    All this time I've been squeezing the toothpaste into my mouth and then brushing. Man,...ya learn something new everyday!

    • @robb1331
      @robb1331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like your idea.

    • @Isaiah-Hughes
      @Isaiah-Hughes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @mjt11860
      @mjt11860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Togo Toons, what do u mean brushing? u have to brush before u eat it?

    • @rainz7427
      @rainz7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Togo Toons Hahahahahha same

    • @moisturizingfacialcream2983
      @moisturizingfacialcream2983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U what?

  • @akkabouzz6472
    @akkabouzz6472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The one with the chicken is shit in my opinion since it leaves the tendons in there. The tendons are nasty as fuck....

  • @TickleMonster333
    @TickleMonster333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Putting water in the liquid soap or shampoo isn’t quite a life hack, but what us po’ folks have been doing for years.

    • @phyllissinopoli2655
      @phyllissinopoli2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dayna, you can make your own foaming hand soap, too. Buy one with a screw on pump. When empty put a few good squeezes of Dawn in it and fill with cold water. You can can Keep doing this til the pump breaks. Love from the wrong side of the tracks.

    • @JakubSK
      @JakubSK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poor and not smart it sounds like🤣

    • @reneandersen396
      @reneandersen396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      water has micro bacteria so after a few days when they have had time to multiply a few million times, your washing your hands in bacteria.

    • @bonzodog67lizardking15
      @bonzodog67lizardking15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dayna Coronado+ If you shift to a foam dispenser it is arguably cheaper than bar soap. For example, a cheap bottle of semi-clear anti-bacterial soap (Walmart) once cut with the appropriate amount of water can refill those foam pump dispensers for ages. This is on top of the soap you get to use when you buy them at the dollar store.

    • @killerpinkart6173
      @killerpinkart6173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Rocker Baby it's a white woman trying to sound black...

  • @hamdan9556
    @hamdan9556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm inside?
    Finding half a worm.

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually it isn't bad at all you can eat and the other half all you get is just extra nutrition lol.

    • @milfdominator
      @milfdominator 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hamdan ong

    • @ienhope
      @ienhope 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hamdan what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Hitler

    • @sirzechsgr6330
      @sirzechsgr6330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Beautifully Tragic because u already ate the other half

    • @ienhope
      @ienhope 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sirzechs Gr no duh sherlock i had absolutely no idea that's what they meant. thank you so much for pointing that out captain obvious.

  • @AlehandrosArhangelos
    @AlehandrosArhangelos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    That close up of that mouth wasn't necessary.

    • @Isaiah-Hughes
      @Isaiah-Hughes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ya it was kind of awkward to watch lol

    • @daaDonn
      @daaDonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U doing the most

    • @MiltonRoe
      @MiltonRoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need that cutie's number tho :D

    • @patronsaintofpoison
      @patronsaintofpoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kindof like nails on a chalkboard

    • @AhuCJ
      @AhuCJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right

  • @robcolone8546
    @robcolone8546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Do people seriously pour out a little bit of liquid on top of the yogurt? I think everybody mixes it in

    • @neilcavanaugh988
      @neilcavanaugh988 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rob Colone Yeah

    • @brandonkelley6500
      @brandonkelley6500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Like pouring the oil out of your "natural" peanut butter after seperation

    • @stefaniarux
      @stefaniarux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually used to pour it out when I was a kid, because it tastes and looks weird by itself. Then my mom saw me doing it and explained that you're supposed to mix it in.

    • @Silly-Little-Mama
      @Silly-Little-Mama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same with sour cream. Mix it in.

    • @o8anobliildona8o
      @o8anobliildona8o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its bitter af... And u can find articles online that tell u its gone bad when its watery (not true just less sweet)

  • @joeschatz6617
    @joeschatz6617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Life hack: When your water bottle is getting low on water, add more water. This will allow the water to last A LOT longer.

    • @driheart
      @driheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @shxtmain
      @shxtmain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Kaptain Kid damn bruh, eez up a bit and laugh a little

    • @Datisfunny
      @Datisfunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if your Soda is running out add water to it and then sugar and then STUR IT AND IT WILL TASTE JUST LIKE THE SODA
      REAL LIFE HACK YAYAYAY I TRIED IT ANDD NOW I DONT RUN OUT OF MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS

    • @Electricwizard-_-lgg
      @Electricwizard-_-lgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks now i can kook water

    • @ayeshaarif5243
      @ayeshaarif5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😮

  • @S.tebban
    @S.tebban 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    So one can commit suicide after eating 20 apple cores? Leaving one with a tombstone reading: "One apple a day was okay... Twenty took him away".

    • @hanzschwanns7511
      @hanzschwanns7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Steven Elebaut Comedy Prize for Best Cynical Gag to you!

    • @mackquiambao5672
      @mackquiambao5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So in theory adding 20 apple seeds in a dish without being noticed can induce a fatal cyanide dose right ? Nothin just askin

    • @lordy6666
      @lordy6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mackquiambao5672 easy way to suicide I guess, though I imagine rather painful.

    • @Orangecrush7
      @Orangecrush7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it lmao

    • @Lucy-uc5sp
      @Lucy-uc5sp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aNoobAllDay
    @aNoobAllDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Friend 1: "Who wants a hard boiled egg?!" Friend 2: "I do!" Friend 1 proceeds to crack the egg then blow it out of the shell. Friend 2: " Nah man thats okay, im good..."

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *blows on egg*
      *watches in despair as the egg flies out of my hand and lands in a dusty corner*

    • @sarsharky
      @sarsharky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the711devin4 lol

    • @theflyingsandwich2586
      @theflyingsandwich2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tuhrell nobody wants breath boiled eggs lol

    • @nehan658
      @nehan658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @georgedunn320
      @georgedunn320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With practice and much smaller holes, you can do the same with a raw egg. That leaves a nearly intact shell, suitable for some sort of craft project.

  • @majorkonfuzion1007
    @majorkonfuzion1007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    BEST FOOD LIFE HACKS EVER!
    1- avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by
    simply adding toothpate to your food instead.
    2- use the metal part of your seatbelt to
    open beers while driving.
    3- if you really late studying for finals
    try swapping your contact solution with
    coffee for a quick pick me up!
    4- use a toilet seat over your head, to put
    your plate on while watching tv.
    5- put your Bolognese pasta into the washing machine
    if what you really wanted was carbonara.

    • @j2gz270
      @j2gz270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      majorkonfuzion Um...Not really life jacks at all just retarded jokes

    • @JuanRodriguez-cb4hb
      @JuanRodriguez-cb4hb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Works best with orange juice

    • @milfdominator
      @milfdominator 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      majorkonfuzion lol

    • @majorkonfuzion1007
      @majorkonfuzion1007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      National Noob
      You’re Welcome

    • @QweRinatrtY
      @QweRinatrtY 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i don't understand number 3

  • @sn0rt1ng_p1x1.st1x
    @sn0rt1ng_p1x1.st1x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

    • @commenter7893
      @commenter7893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ummm no. If you throw it hard enough you can actually draw people to you with no good intentions.

    • @HansDelbruck53
      @HansDelbruck53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An apple pie to the face works, too.

    • @poolieo25
      @poolieo25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Throws an apple at the doctor and kills him* Oh... That... Worked...

    • @manojkumardakua1811
      @manojkumardakua1811 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Motorcycle Girl 62307 989

    • @coolfrog8777
      @coolfrog8777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @fartwrangler
    @fartwrangler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I drink my whiskey straight out of the bottle. That ways I don't waste that small amount that ends up coating the glass every time you drink a glassful. I also drink the whole bottle at one sitting, so I don't lose so much alcohol to evaporation.

    • @jamesonjames2558
      @jamesonjames2558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha! Your awesome!🙋😉😄

    • @MikeS-um1nm
      @MikeS-um1nm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fartwrangler Oh my God! I had to stop laughing at what you said before I could respond! Good booze guzzling remarks are right up my alley! Then as I went to respond, I caught your name and almost pissed myself! FART WRANGLER???!!! If you had ANY IDEA how much I love farts, you'd understand how much I appreciate that! Put it this way, when I tell some of my friends about YOUR comment, and MY response, AND THEN- YOUR NAME, they're gonna HOWL!

    • @Chimera6297
      @Chimera6297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol pirate swigs for life

    • @codywebber8094
      @codywebber8094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike s wtf lmao

    • @boerandemo7766
      @boerandemo7766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fartwrangler haha... True life hack there friend

  • @milesdoran5697
    @milesdoran5697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Bruh I'm not pulling out a whole damn waffle thing to reheat my pizza

    • @milesdoran5697
      @milesdoran5697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ronnie doorzon exactly

    • @ameyas7726
      @ameyas7726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or you could just call Melissa McCarthy to take care of your leftover pizza..
      th-cam.com/video/pU8prtJUwHk/w-d-xo.html

    • @thefredricksons8150
      @thefredricksons8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Toaster ovens rule for reheating pizza! But a waffle iron?

    • @lonedragon3261
      @lonedragon3261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just put a little water on the crust so it heats up soft.

    • @wcstephens908
      @wcstephens908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lonedragon3261 , yup...I cover with a paper towel, drip a little water on the paper towel, pop it in the microwave and it is nearly as good as when first cooked.

  • @vre4179
    @vre4179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Who doesn't mix in the yogurt liquid?

    • @lariusx14
      @lariusx14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and who the fuck throws that shit away?!

    • @rawroll1776
      @rawroll1776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What you didn't throw that shit before this vid? Looks like jizz.

    • @lariusx14
      @lariusx14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I always thought that part of the water that is compsed just go up as the heavier part go down by being just there without moving, i thought it was common sence to mix that shit instead of leaving it being thicker

    • @Ryan-cn8ez
      @Ryan-cn8ez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i wanna know who pours that out. shit looks nasty when you dont mix the juice in

    • @keepsteddy
      @keepsteddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i always shake my yogurt before opening it

  • @greggski3710
    @greggski3710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Pizza leftovers? Never heard of 'em.

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'll just assume you're Italian...

    • @fimbulfolk7015
      @fimbulfolk7015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Naw he is a fat 'Murican

    • @princessmaya3511
      @princessmaya3511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all Americans at fat since their no left overs. Like at California Pizza Kitchen me and my family never have any left overs. He could share it like us

    • @harrykelly3619
      @harrykelly3619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never seen pizza leftovers, my roommate eat

    • @harrykelly3619
      @harrykelly3619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *s it all

  • @chedderz66
    @chedderz66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    You don't eat the apple seeds, stem and core because it tastes like shit.

    • @grytlappar
      @grytlappar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pears though! I eat the entire pear because the core is so tiny, there's basically a couple of seeds in there and that's it.

    • @Navak_
      @Navak_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you eat the apples bottom-up like in the video, you actually don't taste the core. You only get a little bit of it at a time with a big bite of apple. Still, I spit the seeds out.

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I take the stems off at the supermarket (so I don't pay for them) and cut the apple into quarters when eating them so I can take the minimum amount of core out

    • @posswazere4238
      @posswazere4238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      chedderz66 also apple seeds contain traces of cyanide and consuming enough will kill you

    • @jako1234567890jako
      @jako1234567890jako 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The stem is the only part I don't eat, the rest tastes of apple 🍎..

  • @tworavenss
    @tworavenss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    🤔Shocked at how many people don't know that "consume" doesn't only means "to eat" but also "to use"...just sayin'

    • @nikolapancikj5659
      @nikolapancikj5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I drink printer ink

    • @I3iological
      @I3iological 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no an English teacher.

    • @robb1331
      @robb1331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen.

    • @mjt11860
      @mjt11860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i just consumed ur comment.

    • @mjt11860
      @mjt11860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nikola Pancikj, you've obviously had a colorful life.

  • @TheFlacker99
    @TheFlacker99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Wait, you're supposed to take the shell of pistachios before you eat them?
    Oh crap.....

    • @theunknownone2232
      @theunknownone2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheFlacker99 (Flak) lol same

    • @cyberdreame
      @cyberdreame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can use a toothpick

    • @craigcdsilva8532
      @craigcdsilva8532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheFlacker99 (Flak) I remove the shell and eat

    • @Loongear
      @Loongear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hot damn, how strong are your teeth?

    • @Yottenburgen
      @Yottenburgen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah what brand of toiletpaper do you use? that shit must be so soft

  • @cyancoyote7366
    @cyancoyote7366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Pistachios are hilariously expensive...

    • @grantizzz3969
      @grantizzz3969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cyancoyote Yup

    • @leahhooker8559
      @leahhooker8559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cyancoyote Where do you come from where that's true?

    • @ooyou
      @ooyou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's like 18+ dollars for a packet here ;-; so expensive....

    • @leahhooker8559
      @leahhooker8559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _ Galactic _ wow, that is expensive

    • @grantizzz3969
      @grantizzz3969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      to me 40euro

  • @flyingorilla6936
    @flyingorilla6936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Yes cause my favorite foods are toothpaste, printers, and soap

    • @maxarmstrong7949
      @maxarmstrong7949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same they're delicious

    • @theyeetonthestreet2282
      @theyeetonthestreet2282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly, same bruh

    • @theniski
      @theniski 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @MzDragonLady
      @MzDragonLady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Someone doesn't know the definition of "consume"

    • @jadenaventurado4029
      @jadenaventurado4029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A consumer item isn't an actual thing you consume. A consumer is a customer

  • @tatertotsjackson9984
    @tatertotsjackson9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "U can use toothpaste to clean things like your headlights"
    *shows tail lights*

    • @deshwali6795
      @deshwali6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Head light

    • @pyner0s496
      @pyner0s496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @xXMcSportyGolfLover12Xxnot ... 1... French fry?!
      Ps
      Say "little shop of horror"
      In English with French accent...
      I love France

    • @andybreglia9431
      @andybreglia9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I learned the toothpaste trick when they stopped using sealed beam headlights and went to these rinky dink plastic headlight lenses.

    • @greenreviews3391
      @greenreviews3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It only work for light duty if your head light is bad toothpaste will not work

    • @iball310369
      @iball310369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to give some educated insight but now have the insane urge to eat a hamburger. WTF

  • @martindrengenxbox360
    @martindrengenxbox360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I once used my hunting knife to open a stubborn pistachio... In the end the nut got so bloody I couldn't eat it anyway :/

    • @Callmeonmyshell13
      @Callmeonmyshell13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      martindude good one! You got me laughing up a storm :D

    • @janetmiller2160
      @janetmiller2160 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reading this, I could feel my toes curling, even though I knew it was a joke.

  • @LanceDaPsycho
    @LanceDaPsycho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I never shake yogurt before opening it anymore. I open it first, then mix it if there’s liquid.
    WHY? one time I opened a yogurt that wasn’t expired, and it had green stuff growing on the top layer. That childhood memory traumatized me, so I always check first so I don’t disguise mold by shaking it.

    • @doposud
      @doposud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that's ok i as small kid used to eat cini minis just str8 out of the box without looking or something but i had that cini minis box opened over night and i guess some spider got in there and i just ate the spider and the taste was so aweful i felt it in my mouth for like 2 hours ....

    • @The1707regina
      @The1707regina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One time I bit into a peach it had white little worms crawling in it. 🤢🤮🍑

    • @childishgambino4845
      @childishgambino4845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@doposud this is a HUGE pet peeve I have! I CAN NOT understand why people don't close the cereal bags (by letting all the air out & folding the bag down multiple times, until there's nothing left to fold!) before putting them away! Same goes for potato chips, crackers, pretty much any food item in a bag/box! Leaving the item open is throwing away money and it's also nasty (imo)! The item goes stale pretty quick and you're literally leaving the doors open for any pest, insect whatever!

    • @childishgambino4845
      @childishgambino4845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rick Sanchez hahaha sounds like you got a good one then 😬

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the best yogurt tip. Good call. Besides, you can also drink the whey. It's not bad. Then you can have thicker yogurt. Plain yogurt is great! (not that stuff with vanilla crap in it: check the label). It makes a great cool salad with tomatoes or cucumber in it along with a little cumin.

  • @jeffyess
    @jeffyess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Life hack: Use one half of a pistachio shell to wedge between a stubborn hard to open one
    Don't waste the time watching the rest of the video y'all welcome

    • @kove7559
      @kove7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE DIAMOND SHEEP open one the hard way

    • @7f0g20
      @7f0g20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pistachios at easy. Pull both ends till they crash open!

    • @louisedwards6681
      @louisedwards6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks

    • @louisedwards6681
      @louisedwards6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@7f0g20 hu!

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their demonstration pistachios are already open. 😕 All they had to do was show a reasonable pistachio opening. No it won't work with 3mm openings, but it can work for the ones only on one side.
      And you have a nutcracker, right? Right? Pliers work well, too. And if you have to work so hard for the nut, it's not worth what's inside. It's called the law of diminishing returns.

  • @aungminson
    @aungminson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Things your consuming wrong"
    SOAP

    • @fazeking4046
      @fazeking4046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Things your eating wrong
      INK&TONER

    • @purpleranger5987
      @purpleranger5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is still being consumed as it’s resource being used

    • @loveforever1846
      @loveforever1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purpleranger5987 *sarcasm*

    • @barrysmith5981
      @barrysmith5981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Things you're spelling wrong.
      *you're*

    • @gwenboudreaux6080
      @gwenboudreaux6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Things You’re Consuming Wrong
      TOOTHPASTE

  • @Nolac00k-k5d
    @Nolac00k-k5d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2266

    I've never seen anyone pour the liquid in yogurt out everyone I know stirs it back in

    • @DarkOmicron
      @DarkOmicron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I know, I mean it just means that it started to separate and you need to mix it back together. Same is true of sour cream and cottage cheese.

    • @Siaiqpqkrjanxnc
      @Siaiqpqkrjanxnc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I only do that for greek yougurt

    • @ThePrickTrollSpammer
      @ThePrickTrollSpammer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Waafflemonster33 Ikr, me neither. I guess only drunk retards and people on drugs do that

    • @Nolac00k-k5d
      @Nolac00k-k5d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but i am on drugs

    • @ThePrickTrollSpammer
      @ThePrickTrollSpammer 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wafflemonster33 And you're a friend/sibling of Ken M coincidentally? 😂

  • @GanjaGoth
    @GanjaGoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    For the chicken wing that does not work because you’re still stuck chewing the cartilage 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @DerekReznik
      @DerekReznik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I cant stand it. I think its so gross when people eat chicken wings like its a corndog. Not to be a racist but I mostly see black people do it. And Jack Black does it too.

    • @norah685
      @norah685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The cartilage is the best part

    • @DerekReznik
      @DerekReznik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@norah685 HURRRK

    • @chadholloway6500
      @chadholloway6500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont pull the first bone out as shown here. I hold the bone like a corn dog stick. %90 of the time the meat pulls off clean. Occasionally theres one that doesnt pull out. Pull that out and never any cartlidge. Been doin this over a decade.
      In Case your wondering derek: half white n mexican.
      ( sorry Derek reznik )

    • @chadholloway6500
      @chadholloway6500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DerekReznik what bothers me is when ppl make it out to look like a difficult task. Holding both ends with tips of fingers, having their mouths and teeth formed to take a bite for like 5 seconds as they bring it close enough .
      They gotta do that like 7 times to finish 1 wing.

  • @PEGGLORE
    @PEGGLORE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Well I don't have a fucking waffle iron!

    • @balzonurchin
      @balzonurchin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me neither. We're fucked.

    • @Gabdube
      @Gabdube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You probably have access to a frying pan. Just put the folded pizza in the pan on low-medium heat and flip it when it's halfway re-heated.

    • @fsmoura
      @fsmoura 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just build yourself one out of your used margarine containers and discarded watermelon seeds. That's next week episode.

    • @sandgaijin
      @sandgaijin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just put the pizza on a dry frying pan with a lid.

    • @PEGGLORE
      @PEGGLORE 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just wont eat pizza; makes you fat.

  • @d.m.s5892
    @d.m.s5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bro oranges are my favorite fruit, and you just changed my life😂😂

  • @louisedwards6681
    @louisedwards6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Why the hell would you eat an apple stem?

    • @Mari_Oh
      @Mari_Oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I think I'd rather eat the toner cartridge. But only if it's heated in a waffle iron.

    • @nirmalpatel9007
      @nirmalpatel9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Mari_Oh LOL

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cause someone on the internet told you too! Just like tide pods and condoms, just get at it and post vids lol

    • @louisedwards6681
      @louisedwards6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ftniceberg874 HA,HA,HA,😂,,,,,,,, good one,!

    • @jillck
      @jillck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the stem will leave more room in your trash :D

  • @rogereriksen2472
    @rogereriksen2472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Oh boy! Hard boiled eggs with somebody else's spit on them.

  • @janner2006
    @janner2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I don't recommend eating a whole apple unless you're willing to wash it very, very thoroughly. This is because pesticides, dust, dirt, bacteria and even bugs gather at the stem of the apple. And although it's true that you need to consume a large quantity of apple seeds to get an overdosis of cyanide, I, personally, wouldn't eat them because they don't contain any nutritional values that's worth the consumption of cyanide. And it's not like the stem, stalk or the stamen (the bottom) taste good anyway.

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So I get an apple possibly with extra nutrition (which are the bugs) and you tell me I shouldn't eat it?!
      You're in so many ways wrong!
      All you can get from an unwashed apple is just some bacteria which will do nothing just possibly strength my immune system.
      And about the seeds you can either eat them or spit them which I wouldn't recommend either, cause by consuming them your system will just get immune to a next possible attempt of murder on your side with cyanide.
      For uninformed people like you I would like to say, to inform your selves before giving any advice to someone else. Have a great day mate:)

    • @janner2006
      @janner2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LomK4 So you're saying you're willing to eat the remnants of bugs that are full of parasites and dirt to get an irrelevant level of protein?

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Janie - chan Bugs are not full of germs or viruses you idiot...
      And dirt?! You for real now you're afraid of mud? (which most likely the bug won't have)

    • @janner2006
      @janner2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice reading comprehension, I never said anything about viruses. And how nice of you, calling people names just because they disagree with you. Real mature. And it's not like I'm afraid of dirt or soil but it has no nutritional values so what's the point of eating that? Also, do you really think chomping on a couple of seeds will improve your cyanide resistance to point of it being able to save your life from an assassination attempt?

    • @lomk4424
      @lomk4424 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janie - chan Yes!

  • @JimmyDrifts
    @JimmyDrifts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm not putting a pistachio shell in my crack

  • @Mari_Oh
    @Mari_Oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You can't make me eat an apple core and stem.
    Bro, I think you're the one eating it "wrong."

    • @tristancaton7205
      @tristancaton7205 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The core tastes the same this way, you dont even notice it, but the stem yeahhhh

    • @Mandolorian84
      @Mandolorian84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and yes the skin in theory is good to eat but not with so many chemicals that they spray lately ...

    • @EndlessBooklover
      @EndlessBooklover 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah especially since apple seeds contain cyanide...sry dude not risking it! Like wtf dude! Smh

    • @pnutty51bluemagnolia62
      @pnutty51bluemagnolia62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EndlessBooklover seriously? You have to eat a bushel of seeds to have a problem. Been eating apple seeds for years.

    • @EndlessBooklover
      @EndlessBooklover 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pnutty51bluemagnolia62 really you just eat seeds? Weird! Why?

  • @creepshowcrate
    @creepshowcrate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Oh yeah, because we all have a waffle iron hanging around to fix a pizza slice.

    • @adonilrodriguez2357
      @adonilrodriguez2357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Never heard the waffle for pizza. put in a hot frying pan with a lid for a couple minutes. crispy crust and melted cheese.

    • @squeegel3904
      @squeegel3904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adonilrodriguez2357 I go hardcore. Nonstick pan, upsidedown pizza. Fry the cheese etc. Whole different everything about it. Could just be me. (I microwave it for like 20 seconds when the pan is warmed up, so the pizza is soft and forms to the pan while reheating completely.

    • @donaldwalker5869
      @donaldwalker5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThePringleTingle I would’ve just eat it after the 20 seconds in the microwave

    • @AncientHealingTarot
      @AncientHealingTarot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adonilrodriguez2357 me too!

    • @i-harmonize2979
      @i-harmonize2979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or just microwave with a glass of water ...

  • @shandeep6808
    @shandeep6808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I eat toothpaste and ink cartridges along with apple cores. That shits delicious

    • @ryland8092
      @ryland8092 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahqhahahahahahahahahah

    • @jordanwade517
      @jordanwade517 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you make me laugh LOL

    • @renmondragon1669
      @renmondragon1669 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hardcore 🙈

    • @MzKrystalPaul
      @MzKrystalPaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Technically it says "Consuming" not "Eating." Consume also means to use up. Jus' sayin'.

    • @zhane1611
      @zhane1611 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And soap

  • @gmailbox9084
    @gmailbox9084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the pistaschio hack. PS to toothpaste: rinsing before you brush makes more sense, especially if you use mouthwash or coconut oil to loosen up tartar and placque that can then be brushed off more easily and a light rinse with water afterwards helps to remove any excess toothpaste. PS to apple cores: just because something isn't fatal doesn't mean it is not potentially harmful and it is particularly inadvisable to allow young children to eat apple pips, as their small body size makes them more susceptible to the toxic effect.

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pips.
      TIL …. Pips.

  • @wadd8813
    @wadd8813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    For the liquid in yogurt I thought no whey

    • @Mari_Oh
      @Mari_Oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😏

    • @fahood9242
      @fahood9242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ha

    • @Win090949
      @Win090949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s WHEY funnier than I thought.

    • @Lukelins1
      @Lukelins1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make cheese for a living. So we say dumb whey jokes all day.

    • @garydunken7934
      @garydunken7934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whey the hell not?

  • @DelbertStinkfester
    @DelbertStinkfester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I save tons of money on soap shampoo and shaving cream by only bathing once a month....This works with toilet paper and deodorant too.

    • @commenter7893
      @commenter7893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i take a shower twice a month.

    • @eltonaleong9675
      @eltonaleong9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DelbertStinkfester u go stinker

    • @robynofrye4311
      @robynofrye4311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you only shit once a month? ouch...

    • @DelbertStinkfester
      @DelbertStinkfester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I never said I only poop once a month....I poop at least twice a day sometimes more

    • @commenter7893
      @commenter7893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +robyn I use a bidet after each time I poop though. I think it is kind of nasty just to use dry paper to clean the behind after one poops.

  • @onebadasspimpadero4558
    @onebadasspimpadero4558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    i love eating ink cartridges.
    i dip that shit in ranch.

    • @diochama
      @diochama 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OneBadass Pimpadero Omg, dude. :'D

    • @milfdominator
      @milfdominator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OneBadass Pimpadero Me too

    • @mouse9008
      @mouse9008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OneBadass Pimpadero best comment ever!

    • @BirdSauce
      @BirdSauce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OneBadass Pimpadero I prefer pens

    • @Bigironslinger
      @Bigironslinger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad they don't come with free refills, though.

  • @kiiingdavid4693
    @kiiingdavid4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Am I the only one that noticed the pistachios are already opened. They’re just holding it close.

  • @serenity3336
    @serenity3336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I hate when channels put "you been doing *this* wrong your whole life", we haven't been doing it "wrong" we've been doing it a DIFFERENT way

    • @froggy937
      @froggy937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Serenity Sisoutham lol do you feel special

    • @nyyppaonisas9791
      @nyyppaonisas9791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      19DRC93 should he?

    • @fadigeorgees7786
      @fadigeorgees7786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean you haven't been putting a rubber band around the pump of your liquid soap dispenser?? OMG how embarrassing and foolish!! /s

    • @serenity3336
      @serenity3336 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fadi Georgees like how could I have forgotten to "twist my wings" Bitches be bonkers

    • @MikeS-um1nm
      @MikeS-um1nm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Serenity No! You're definitely wrong!!

  • @liam6345
    @liam6345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I always stir the liquid back into the yoghurt, am I weird? I've never poured it out o.o I just thought it was the same concept as the liquid on ketchup, just shake it back in...

    • @twistidtimmer
      @twistidtimmer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ya same with sour cream stir that shit back in

    • @jordimorgan3561
      @jordimorgan3561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've always stirred it in too. The idea of pouring it out had never actually crossed my mind, lol.

    • @erwinramos-alaz1163
      @erwinramos-alaz1163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RandomSora oh thats how you fix that ketchup problem!!!!

    • @b.m.4634
      @b.m.4634 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't eat yogurt

    • @Lyricist1anda2
      @Lyricist1anda2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And every time I pour the mustard!

  • @created4design
    @created4design 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

  • @donaldberry1995
    @donaldberry1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Absolutely no one eats chicken wings like that.

    • @borninthewrongcentury2993
      @borninthewrongcentury2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know! There's a hunk of gristle on each end and they just ate one! YUK!

    • @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf
      @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do , all I have is bare bones left on the plate when I'm done

    • @stegiean
      @stegiean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i actually eat it like this

    • @FrostyLova
      @FrostyLova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@borninthewrongcentury2993 actually they are yummy and good for health!

    • @zuziajaworska291
      @zuziajaworska291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I do😂

  • @brenthelm6257
    @brenthelm6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Damn, turns out I’ve been *_Consuming_* ink cartridges wrong all along

    • @ghoulsbat6893
      @ghoulsbat6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      B H lol I’m dead 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @timcarrizales9832
      @timcarrizales9832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      consuming also means buying or using. thats why we're called consumers

    • @hqc1271
      @hqc1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣 lmfao

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tim Carrizales we’re called consumers cause we buy stuff though, like it doesn’t have to be used just paid for, it can mean used tho

    • @Jeremy-kq5bs
      @Jeremy-kq5bs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I've been *_consuming_* soap the wrong way my entire life! ;0

  • @DustinBKerensky97
    @DustinBKerensky97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    You COULD eat the whole apple. But the core tastes like crap and is the most likely place insects are living if it's got something on it.
    The reason we don't eat it isn't because we think we'll die. You CAN eat orange rinds too. But we don't do that either.

    • @dragonlord0666
      @dragonlord0666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I eat the skin of oranges.

    • @katiewilliams9944
      @katiewilliams9944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I put orange peels with a little bit of water in my scentsy warmer. I do the same with lemon peels.

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      love this comment, it really did just boil down to that. If it's not poisonous; eat all the things!

    • @Callmeonmyshell13
      @Callmeonmyshell13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you eat the skin of an orange, is there a way to remove the bitterness?

    • @roostero
      @roostero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I eat peanuts shell and all. But only when I'm drunk at a baseball game.

  • @BigGhilz
    @BigGhilz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "How to re-warm pizza"
    "Well you use that waffle iron that obviously everyone has. What? You don't get a waffle iron to eat your pizza?"

    • @Jfbegood2yourself
      @Jfbegood2yourself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should have just reheated the pizza in a pan over the stove top. now I want pizza

    • @rebeccaalmeida505
      @rebeccaalmeida505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i got excited bc i just had pizza for dinner.....until he said waffle iron -_-

    • @normarodriques6145
      @normarodriques6145 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rebeccaalmeida505the

    • @jewels2799
      @jewels2799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just throw mine in the toaster oven

    • @hanzschwanns7511
      @hanzschwanns7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Fasulo, you peaked! Pan with lid on=crispy bottom & juicy topping (at times, one really wonders 'about people's phantasy/ev'ryday solution skills issues-this once again shows we indeed do need each other lol).

  • @DTorto
    @DTorto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dont you hate it when you accidentally consume the tv incorrectly and everyone calls you out?

  • @rockrebell
    @rockrebell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    There is no such thing as "leftover pizza"!

    • @08Blame
      @08Blame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      then again, cold pizza for breakfast is the best

    • @lexsuskr5331
      @lexsuskr5331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      have you heard of Chuck e Cheese conspiracy?

    • @fatfreddy3449
      @fatfreddy3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I reheat in a frying pan and people think I am a genius for it! Seems pretty straight forward.

    • @cobalt2006
      @cobalt2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to put a little butter on mine and throw it in the oven. Crust is crisp and cheese isn’t yuk. Now I just eat cold

    • @beccawildel8845
      @beccawildel8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always order too much so I actually have leftovers. 😊

  • @reyscottm9
    @reyscottm9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Do NOT shake your toner cartridge. Rock it from side to side. Former HP printer tech.

    • @bilalkawsara9539
      @bilalkawsara9539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God bless you. Thanks man, i really appreciate it. If you read this at night have a good night, and if in the morning have a nice morning!

    • @KikinCh1kin
      @KikinCh1kin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WHAT ABOUT AFTERNOON AND EVENING??!??!?!?!?!?!

    • @Kube_Dog
      @Kube_Dog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck you in the afternoon and evening. That's when his call center is contacting you for access to your computer virus and credit card.

    • @mvl71
      @mvl71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was about to say that. Greetings from a former Ricoh printer / copier tech.

    • @karlhouseknecht
      @karlhouseknecht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They literally tell you to rock the cartridge in the instructions. It's not a big secret.

  • @brat46
    @brat46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    For those that eat pistachios, did you know that the shells burn quite nice in a wood burning stove; fireplace or bonfire?

    • @Luculencia
      @Luculencia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, as do pine cones :)

    • @joeyjojo7236
      @joeyjojo7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We throw the shells on our icy walkways in the winter as an anti-slip thingie! They really work!

    • @mersadesthompson
      @mersadesthompson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, as are doritos 😂

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gonna have to get me some uh them there pistachio shells for my traeger.

  • @michalbukvai7548
    @michalbukvai7548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Leftover pizza? Yeah there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.

    • @patronsaintofpoison
      @patronsaintofpoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next to it you'll find a baggie of leftover crack, it is being protected by the three headed dog Kerberos

    • @joshuaa1605
      @joshuaa1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U must be really fat if you've never had left over pizza 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol this made me laugh lol 😆😂😂

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patronsaintofpoison funny 😂😂

  • @bisonbulls25
    @bisonbulls25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    As a dentist I can assure you that there’s nothing wrong with using mouthwash immediately after brushing. No adequate amount of fluoride would be absorbed into your teeth by simply leaving the paste in for a short time afterwards. Just brush your teeth for two minutes twice a day, and you’ll be just fine.

    • @mamaslist5682
      @mamaslist5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fluoride is poison and I, myself and family, have been trying to find a way around this for years. There's fluoride in our water for godsake why do we need to let it sit in our mouths or brush with it? (Serious question for the dentist)

    • @unknownunknown2575
      @unknownunknown2575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mamaslist5682 Every chemical is poisonous when certain dose is reached (including water). Low dose of fluoride is not poisonous and is beneficial for dental health.

    • @mamaslist5682
      @mamaslist5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unknownunknown2575 key words here is "low dose", is fluoride in toothpaste AND my water considered low dose? Or am I getting an adequate amount for either/or?

    • @unknownunknown2575
      @unknownunknown2575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mamaslist5682 Fluoride concentration in toothpaste and water is way below the toxicity dose of fluoride. For a person of weight 30kg, the person needs to ingest 3mg of fluoride in one go to have some symptoms of being poisoned. I am unsure about the level of fluoride in water in your country. If your water is causing you some issues, it means that the level of fluoride is too high.

    • @blockbusterlady5993
      @blockbusterlady5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That what dentists are taught.They are taught that things that are actually bad for our teeth are actually good for our teeth.For years I brushed my teeth twice a day with crest toothpaste and mouthwash and I was still experiencing cavities.I didn't even eat candy or drink sodas....then I started using healthier toothpaste and mouth washing with pure coconut oil....it helped my teeth tremendously and I haven't been to a dentist in almost 9 years.
      Dentists are taught false information just like lawyers are, psychiatrists,children,etc.

  • @Lippdinos
    @Lippdinos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's worth mentioning that if you do the cartridge reset trick with certain printers and forget to stop at the right time you can burn your printer. Just like that. No saving throw.
    Excellent tips, thanks!

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP printer. HP should just give away their printers. They already charge fat stacks for the ink.

  • @josephshippendavies8171
    @josephshippendavies8171 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    But how do you open the first pistachio?

    • @valtersanches3124
      @valtersanches3124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph Shippen Davies chew it the shell tastes gud

    • @GoksBangets
      @GoksBangets 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha LOL

    • @liamcornell296
      @liamcornell296 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you use the first pistachio bag's shells... or just bite it

    • @trejkaz
      @trejkaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Inserting your penis into small cracks is illegal in some parts of the world.

    • @ThePrickTrollSpammer
      @ThePrickTrollSpammer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rekt

  • @HA-rl4fz
    @HA-rl4fz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Another life hack: buy shell-less pistachios

  • @Teknopuls3
    @Teknopuls3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Well, I don't care to eat the stem of an apple, nor do I wanna chomp down on the cartilage left in the wings. Yuck.

  • @balzonurchin
    @balzonurchin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:10
    No, you don't cover the eggs & boil for about 12 minutes. This will discolor the yolk, turning the outer part of it greyish green. Instead, use an inch of water, *bring to a boil with the lid on, then remove from the heat* & let rest for 12 minutes without removing the lid. This will ensure yellow yolks through & through.
    You've been consuming wrong.

    • @viysnjor4811
      @viysnjor4811 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does affect it. The green on an overcooked yolk is the sulfur being separated from the rest of the yolk

  • @alejandrortorres
    @alejandrortorres 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I tried the orange thing...yeah, not so great. I think I wasted half the orange and it didn't roll out all perfectly ready to eat like in the video. On the plus side; at least I ate an orange I wouldn't have bothered with.

    • @Kube_Dog
      @Kube_Dog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're a stupid man.

    • @justinh8216
      @justinh8216 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kube Dog 😂😂😂

    • @M3rtyville
      @M3rtyville 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a similar method to completely pile the Orange. Just lightly cut the skin top and bottom similar in this video but not completely. Then make a few light cuts on the skin of the fruit from top to bottom a few times. You will be able to unskin it with your fingers with ease and eat it like any other citrus fruit.

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@M3rtyville Exactly this. I learned this from my ex-wife’s Norwegian grandmother. She knew all the best hacks. She had orange trees in her yard in Turlock CA. So tasty. Cherry trees too - good eatin’ and good poopin’.

  • @Galaxy-sh6mf
    @Galaxy-sh6mf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Oh ya I am sooo happy he told me the right way to “consume” liquid soap

    • @borninthewrongcentury2993
      @borninthewrongcentury2993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Consume" does not mean "eat", it means "use".

    • @hcbs1986
      @hcbs1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borninthewrongcentury2993 aside from "consumer", it is rarely used in this sense, so most people aren't used to seeing it this way

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how to make liquid soap even worse than it already is

  • @itdies2dayyo
    @itdies2dayyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I didn't know i was consuming my ink and toner wrong up until now.

    • @ashfaqjuna
      @ashfaqjuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SunHead you have been saved!

    • @lucas5530
      @lucas5530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you sunhead you saved me

    • @dumbgayenby
      @dumbgayenby 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SunHead
      Same!

    • @Polaf3456
      @Polaf3456 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Printer cartridges are designed to never completely expend so that you buy more cartridges sooner.
      Not even speculation or a conspiracy, its been admitted.

    • @jamesmyers4194
      @jamesmyers4194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why would you consume ink???????? Grose

  • @mouse9008
    @mouse9008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the second pistachio was just being held closed, there is no way you can get into one of those closed suckers without hiring a heavy equipment operator!

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaws of life or go home.

  • @Kai-eg3hw
    @Kai-eg3hw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Great, now I want pistachios

    • @grytlappar
      @grytlappar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      THE finest nut. Pistacchios are like crack cocaine to me; I can't be trusted around them.

    • @aalexcci
      @aalexcci 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      grytlappar same

    • @skylightk2129
      @skylightk2129 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about now? Do you still want them now? Mmm, pistachios, yummy pistachios :D

    • @shinzousasagayo9186
      @shinzousasagayo9186 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile picture is tryna first 'em

  • @nicotine_twoshot
    @nicotine_twoshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Headlights."
    *shows a picture of taillights*

    • @crgt4628
      @crgt4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We'll see some people don't know their head from their ass

  • @mariexox
    @mariexox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    I am not goin to put my pizza in a waffle maker

    • @bobbyclemente21
      @bobbyclemente21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doofy idea, not like a waffle iron is easy to clean but knowing the dude(s) who do that they probably don't clean it, hah hah = nasty.

    • @jojom8
      @jojom8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I use a sandwich press. Heaps better

    • @paulaharrington7062
      @paulaharrington7062 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me either

    • @jameesmyth7268
      @jameesmyth7268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IF you used one and you have parchment paper or alum foil just put that in to keep the mess down

    • @liamh3964
      @liamh3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heat oven to full, insert leftover pizza, immediately turn off oven, come back in 3 mins, perfection

  • @rperlberg
    @rperlberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    What about the pistachios that have no crack?

    • @mrdeleted
      @mrdeleted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You shouldn't want crack.

    • @stokesalot53
      @stokesalot53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hammer

    • @louisedwards6681
      @louisedwards6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      One time! Bet my girlfriend I could shell and eat a bag of pistashos in 3min, ,,,,got to the last one AND it had no crack in the damn thing so I bounced it off the floor and it landed in the fish tank 😂,,,,,,no ,,,the Oscars couldn't get it open either 🔨

    • @rytyrocks518
      @rytyrocks518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its hammer time

    • @charliecoleman4817
      @charliecoleman4817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Save all the pistachios that have no crack. Then grab them all together and make a tight fist. After 5-10 minutes your body heat will have caused the shells to open up (this only works with body heat, other heats are not applicable). If after 10 minutes the shells have still not opened it may be due to certain enzymes found in a small percentage of the population that reside in the skin on the palm of your hands. Go to the nearest sink and wash your hands to remove the enzyme and then boil a small pan of water to remove the residual enzymes from the shells which are preventing them from opening. After boiling for at least 30 minutes (to remove any traces), strain your nuts which will now be a bit soggy (nobody likes soggy nuts). Place your nuts on a very hot radiator to dry off. After a couple of hours, your nuts should have dried out and will be back to their normal wrinkly state (inside their protective skin), the problem is that they will now be too hot. If you have any dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) rub that on your nuts to quickly cool them down. Failing that, try and get your nuts into the freezer until they are at room temperature again. Now you are back to the original state. At this point you are going to have to find someone who doesn't produce the specific enzyme. Walk up to the nearest person (preferably not a family member as the enzyme issue is genetic) get your nuts out and ask them if they will hold them for 10 minutes as something magical will happen if they do. If after 10 minutes the nuts are still inaccessible repeat the process but this time with another stranger.
      And that is how to get arrested.
      Good luck!

  • @sammyschiff3948
    @sammyschiff3948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I normally peel the egg before boiling it

    • @nomini_nom
      @nomini_nom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sammy Schiff wtf, its impossible

    • @subliminal6529
      @subliminal6529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      o.O XD

    • @dhruvgirigoswami5886
      @dhruvgirigoswami5886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude you are surely on drugs 😂😂

    • @vaughnparry1760
      @vaughnparry1760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thats a poached egg lol

    • @robs.5901
      @robs.5901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No, just store your eggs in a jar of descaler. That will remove the shell and leave the egg intact.

  • @lourdesbaby964
    @lourdesbaby964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Buy a liquid soap that comes in foam form. Then keep it once used up,and refill with your favourite liquid and water 1:5 It lasts ages and less harsh on the skin.

  • @rafaellopez4901
    @rafaellopez4901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Anybody despises having to see close ups of someone's mouth while they take a bite out of something/eating?

    • @Coolnutty-ot5oz
      @Coolnutty-ot5oz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I covered the screen at the toothpaste part. That shits nasty

    • @dagultara3739
      @dagultara3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My god, yes. I very often find the open mouth unappealing. That's why I don't look at a person's face during meals.

    • @angrykermit3192
      @angrykermit3192 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anybody*

    • @mikehensley
      @mikehensley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES! And having to see or hear that on the movies or on some show makes me want to punch the director in the throat. Drives me nuts. I loved watching the Sopranos, but they were the worse about it. Always shoving something in their mouths.

    • @caryulmer5578
      @caryulmer5578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rafael Lopez And close-ups of hands with dirty nails handling food.

  • @ehabaffas8354
    @ehabaffas8354 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Who else breaks pistachios with their mouth ?

    • @nirvashmark1862
      @nirvashmark1862 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehab Affas me

    • @brennalee3962
      @brennalee3962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ehab Affas u mean teeth?

    • @ehabaffas8354
      @ehabaffas8354 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brenna Lee yea lol

    • @RiftZM
      @RiftZM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I break them with my roomie's face.

    • @JuanHernandez-we6rc
      @JuanHernandez-we6rc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The pistachio hack seems to be too much work... I just pop them into my mouth and spit out the shells. Much easier, right? lol

  • @DutchStudent1982
    @DutchStudent1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    one more use for toothpaste :
    fixing cd's.
    -if you have a cd, dvd or blue ray that has scratches on it, making the data on it unreadable, just apply a generous amount of toothpaste on the disk, and polish with your finger the entire surface of the disk in small circular motion, around the center, kinda how you would do if you were drawing a flower with the center of the disk being the center... after your done, just wash off the toothpaste under tapwater, and presto one new scratschfree disk.
    (sometimes not all the deep scratsches will be visable removed, but it will in almost all cases make unreadable disks, readable again.
    -> however if the TOP of the disk is damaged, nothing will help you, basicly a disk is a very thin foil layer with all the data on it, with a thick plain plastic below.. the plastic hence hold no data and is just the window for the lazer to go through... hence most reading errors are because the lazer deflects on the scratches on this window, not because the data itself is actually damaged at all, polishing this window hence fixes the problem.

    • @aadilj4912
      @aadilj4912 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DutchStudent1982 you can also do that with a banana.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fortunately, I've never had to clean my bananas, but thanks for the info. :)

  • @failureofman9157
    @failureofman9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Take another pistachio shell and pry open the shell of the pistachio"
    me wondering how he got the shell of the pistachio to pry open the other one: wot

    • @licj8218
      @licj8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/qwHmy85aYwI/w-d-xo.html

    • @georgedunn320
      @georgedunn320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what the little file on the fingernail clipper is for. It's even got that tiny hook. Some people think that's for cleaning the nails, but it's really for pistachios.

  • @cynicalcicada
    @cynicalcicada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I didn’t know not shoving my pizza in a waffle iron meant I was consuming it wrong.

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little Jimmy n Saturday morning: “Daddy, why do my waffles taste like pizza?”

  • @ginnyjollykidd
    @ginnyjollykidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Hold the bone like a game controller."
    This is a phrase that would never have been thought of in my youth. Then again we didn't have personal computers OR Apple computers then, and Android was an automaton on Lost In Space or Star Trek.

    • @willhopkins9808
      @willhopkins9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      so true

    • @beyondleftfield4470
      @beyondleftfield4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also something I'm adding to my life hacks for the less experienced ladies. HAHA!

  • @njlr6976
    @njlr6976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    1:53 "For many people the hardest part of cooking hard boiled eggs is peeling the shell off" Peeling the shell off isn't part of cooking....

    • @lovroluketic9031
      @lovroluketic9031 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Njlr youuu u fucking lit maaan.... u fuckingsavage

    • @Sood123456
      @Sood123456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I thought to myself too. 'Whaaaat?'

    • @robs.5901
      @robs.5901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, lol. Hardest part is eating it.

    • @chriscairns5140
      @chriscairns5140 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha!

  • @bebediavolo
    @bebediavolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the part with the hard boiled eggs left me WOW! baking soda? i never knew, thanks for this.

  • @BookishDarlingS
    @BookishDarlingS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Awesome video but I enjoyed reading the comments more! . 😂😂😂

  • @TheMilkMan8008
    @TheMilkMan8008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    By the time a friend of mine would be done doing that chicken wing thing I would have already eaten like 3 😂😂

    • @TheMilkMan8008
      @TheMilkMan8008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there's no "wrong way" to do anything asking as you get the activity done. So these videos are retarded

    • @l4d2160
      @l4d2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That might apply to some products, but try using that same logic to something from IKEA. There is a right and wrong way to do everything, but in some cases it's just inconsequential.

    • @jdavis417
      @jdavis417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bite into the bones enough to smash the meat from between them and it seems to work pretty well.

    • @DaGahbageMan
      @DaGahbageMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised they didn't tell us to just eat the bones like they did with eating apple cores, stems, and seeds.

    • @flyinspirals
      @flyinspirals 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      J.R. Bussard My brother-in-law eats all the bones when he eats chicken, but it's kind of his general personality.

  • @GoodwinJamie
    @GoodwinJamie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Cast Iron Skillet is the best way to heat pizza. Use a small amount of butter, or butter flavored spray, and boom, heated, crispy crust, and if you put a cover on it for a moment, melted cheese.

    • @jlsoden
      @jlsoden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jamie Goodwin I do that too, but in my carbon steel or green nonstick pan. Crisps up perfectly.

    • @polyholly1
      @polyholly1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, I have been reheating cold pizza in Skillets for years. It works great. I love the crispy crust. I even flip the pizza over and let it cook the top side, and then flip it back over. I only do that when I have pepperoni, or pepperoni & mushroom though. But whatever works. I get the pizza crispy on the bottom and hot and yummy on the top.

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Garlic powder and oregano. And if you like bacon flavor, a dash of smoked paprika.

    • @Juicawins83
      @Juicawins83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamie Goodwin that's hat I do. love cast iron!

  • @cheesewallace5494
    @cheesewallace5494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I'll eat anything however i want, fool.

  • @jesta9470
    @jesta9470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    How am i supposed to get a pistachio shell to open a pistachio.
    I need a pistachio to get pistachio shell...

    • @hyblup2457
      @hyblup2457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Illuminati: Don’t fucken move!

    • @bloodcatstudios6426
      @bloodcatstudios6426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but hes already the illuminati
      look at his profile picture

    • @felipecavalcante3266
      @felipecavalcante3266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      use a spoon

    • @amodernalchemist432
      @amodernalchemist432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How many pistachios have u eatn?? 90% of the shells are already open....this channel should not say that we are eating it wrong....it should say easier way to eat these foods or to put it simply food hacks...i really dont think there is a "wrong" way to eat, just put food in mouth, chew and swallow...now in preparing food to eat there are right and wrong ways in that aspect

    • @matthewsherman1450
      @matthewsherman1450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have a beer with your pistachios. Use the edge of the bottle cap to open the stubborn ones.

  • @reshirockzero4869
    @reshirockzero4869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Put them in a waffle iron" What if I don't own a damn waffle iron?

    • @luna.37
      @luna.37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You_talking_to_m3 we're screwed!!! We will die eating cold pizza!!!! Ahhhhhh! :'(
      Oh. Certain pizza places print reheating instructions on the box. Ensure you remove any plastic (like those things that keep the lid from squishing your cheese) and reheat, in the delivery box, for however many minutes (10-15??) at around 375°F - not hot enough to set the box on fire, of course!
      BUT! In the name of fire safety, I did a lil research. Turns out there's a few GREAT options for the waffle ironless!
      Grill: if ya like to barbie, toss it right on the grill at medium-high heat for around 6 minutes. Watch it closely, unless you're hoping for chargrilled. Keeps the crust crusty, and the cheese gets all bubbly again. Yay.
      Skillet/pan on stove top: apparently this was a shocking winner in various researchers' work!
      You need: skillet/frying pan with lid (or some foil). They preheated the pan for a couple of minutes, then placed the slices directly in the pan (no oil). Heated for about 5-8 minutes with lid/foil cover (apparently it needs this or the cheese and toppings won't heat enough by the time the crust is ready to go.
      I'm TOTALLY doing the pan method next time. Sounds easier than my go-to toaster oven reheating method...
      Main source: www.artofmanliness.com/articles/the-best-way-to-reheat-pizza/
      Or, again, eat it cold.

    • @luna.37
      @luna.37 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PS So sorry my reply is so late! Hope you've been hanging in there since posting. 😉

    • @hanzschwanns7511
      @hanzschwanns7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lisa Moon Quality information knows no expiration...all shiny, and just too correct. Only me's little late.

    • @hanzschwanns7511
      @hanzschwanns7511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luna Blink!

  • @DiamondBull66
    @DiamondBull66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    video: eat the yogurt liquid
    me: i have been eating it right all along

  • @boxz1984
    @boxz1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I never knew that pistachio nuts have shells around them. I used to eat them with shells. Thanks for this video

    • @tylerryan7959
      @tylerryan7959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      :I

    • @boxz1984
      @boxz1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anniecheema2146 My gums used to blead before :(

    • @strawhatmucci7086
      @strawhatmucci7086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro....you're joking right hahahahahaha

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No way. Next thing they’ll be telling us walnuts have shells.

  • @Lippdinos
    @Lippdinos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    it's worth mentioning that if you pull that ink cartridge trick with some printers (some hp's if my memory serves right) it will keep on trying to print on an empty cartridge and burn itself out.

    • @Lippdinos
      @Lippdinos 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks man!

    • @BarrieBrown
      @BarrieBrown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not true, but it will probably clog the head - with a cart that has a built in head that's no problem but on a printer that has a permanent head it can be a very costly mistake. The best solution is to buy a CISS (continuous ink supply system) or a printer that already has it built in. Just Google ciss!

  • @nedkelly8958
    @nedkelly8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I think I'd be happier not eating the core of the apple lol

    • @d0nj03
      @d0nj03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Especially those hard transparent shells around the seeds - the ones you can cut your gums on. But maybe he knows something about the benefits of lacerated bleeding gums that the rest of us have been oblivious to.

    • @the3rd210
      @the3rd210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@d0nj03 ...what doesn't kill you makes you hard. or smt along those lines. So skin grows thicker after an injury. This includes the skin on gums...

    • @twitchascension
      @twitchascension 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, the seeds themselves were never the issue for me. The core has an awful texture, and the ends tend to be filthy even if you wash them.

    • @melaniehoyle5483
      @melaniehoyle5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@twitchascension I've seen a spider in the end of an apple, no video is gonna tell me to eat those ends!

    • @tomlompa6598
      @tomlompa6598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just love eating the stem 😝

  • @TotulYT
    @TotulYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:20 arabic mode

    • @jukka-pekkatuominen4540
      @jukka-pekkatuominen4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adding water into soap is still pretty stupid. First of all you will need more soapy water to clean yourself than using the soap normally. And in worst case scenario you don't get enough soap into your hands to get them clean. While you still think that you have cleaned them properly. That is a easy to way to get a food poisoning etc.

  • @koohlwranchdoughreetoes3356
    @koohlwranchdoughreetoes3356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If you find yourself using too much of something, use less of it! Before you know it, you'll find that you're no longer using too much of it!
    Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

    • @somepeoplecallmemaurice6492
      @somepeoplecallmemaurice6492 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      love your name!!!😂😎😂

    • @emtpet
      @emtpet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go G.I.Joe!!!

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow! That's a great truism!

    • @maryoconnor2376
      @maryoconnor2376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! It's you and other captain obvious that saves us all from incredibly time wasting vids, right? Read comments first!

    • @ToddDolce
      @ToddDolce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...and knowing could be the WHOLE battle if you know even less of it.

  • @randomorigami3729
    @randomorigami3729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I trained my parrot to shell pistachios. Now if it would stop eating them too...

  • @newhites29
    @newhites29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I legit had pistachios yesterday (which I rarely eat) and then this pops into my recommendations? I'm going offline ya'll.

    • @ashishtiwari87
      @ashishtiwari87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are watchin ya :)

    • @substandardabuse6028
      @substandardabuse6028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The same happened to me. I said Pistachios a couple of times this week after having some and then I see this in my feed. Our devices are listening but most accept the terms and conditions without reading or thinking about it.

    • @blueclover9918
      @blueclover9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe its the bar codes at the store

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Are you tired of eating oranges and pistachios wrong? There’s got to be a better way!”

    • @mischiefkel
      @mischiefkel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should be able to fit it into most small slits with a bit of pressure...

  • @katybug1966
    @katybug1966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    To get the smell of onions and garlic off your hands, just rub them on stainless steel - like your kitchen tap. Instant odor relief and no products needed.

    • @icouldnevergovegan8125
      @icouldnevergovegan8125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kube Dog 🤣🤣

    • @DaemonRiku00
      @DaemonRiku00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How to remove onion smell and garlic off stainless steel then?

    • @Kube_Dog
      @Kube_Dog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same process. But when you're done, take a soapy dishrag or sponge and run it over the stainless steel, then towel dry. For best effect, do it nude.

    • @Kube_Dog
      @Kube_Dog 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My method is much better. Believe me. This I can tell you.