Humans Will Mate Any Alien They Want And Not A Single Thing Will Stop It | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story

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  • This story was granted permission by reddit author u/Ok-Significance-1752 to me to narrate and add to this TH-cam channel.
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  • @gabejohnson4879
    @gabejohnson4879 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Who else was here for the thumbnail

    • @axel4196
      @axel4196 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah that snake lady looked happy with all her new men friends! 😂

    • @Ghost_of_93
      @Ghost_of_93 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      me

    • @marcuschauvin7039
      @marcuschauvin7039 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Of course

    • @dravenrogers7040
      @dravenrogers7040 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Not proud of it but yes

    • @scottpost5542
      @scottpost5542 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Xcom Gone wild haha

  • @MrAngerissues1
    @MrAngerissues1 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    My only criticism is that making the aliens sound more alien would help in identifying who is talking.

    • @SimulatedScribes
      @SimulatedScribes หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This voice sounds different than many others on TH-cam, but I still think it is an AI voice. Voice changing isn't quite good enough with AI. You can use different AI voices for different characters, but that takes a lot of time. I'm taking a different tact with my stories. I am voicing them myself. I'm not a professional voice artist, but I am human.

    • @davidmattes199
      @davidmattes199 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah, very confusing. The reporter/insurgent in the first half is writing home and talking like a human soldier.

  • @Draknfyre
    @Draknfyre หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I expected a silly story about humans banging every alien species they come across, being seen as incurable horndogs by the rest of the galaxy. Instead I got a story about warcrimes. That AI took a hell of a turn.

  • @momachill2255
    @momachill2255 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    If there's a hole it's a goal

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    LOL the aliens found the concept of Jesus to be ridiculous yet they worship a giant turtle in the sky that keeps the universe in balance

    • @mpmansell
      @mpmansell หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      such is the idiocy of organised religion

    • @jamesha175
      @jamesha175 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mpmansell or just the idiocy of aliens

    • @mpmansell
      @mpmansell หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Which aliens? The ones from 'out there ' or those from here?

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly a giant space Turtle is more believable than an old guy on a cloud.

    • @CyberMan4858
      @CyberMan4858 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@wesleyward5901that's not at all what God is

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    This hits hard. Brings out old memories of past deployments

    • @bonjower
      @bonjower หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      How it started: OP’s mind fighting off the boredom of reality
      How it went: OP’s mind protecting itself from reality
      How it ended: reality

  • @johnkrall6793
    @johnkrall6793 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Me, after the first eight minutes, "Well, it wouldn't be the first war in human history that started because someone couldn't keep it in their pants."

  • @BagoPorkRinds
    @BagoPorkRinds หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    The thumbail has got to be the most cursed for an HFY story. It might be the only cursed thumbnail to exist. 😂

  • @cyberwolf2l967
    @cyberwolf2l967 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Never underestimate a human’s curiosity.

    • @infertilepiggy5667
      @infertilepiggy5667 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Human curiosity = snek have puss puss?

    • @objectiveice573
      @objectiveice573 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      as a horny hundred men once said "if theres a hole, theres a goal"

    • @ceronulo6858
      @ceronulo6858 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or libido

    • @objectiveice573
      @objectiveice573 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ceronulo6858 you mean libido?

    • @ceronulo6858
      @ceronulo6858 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@objectiveice573 yeah! Thanks for correcting me.

  • @Erin-Thor
    @Erin-Thor 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    One moment the narrator is an alien talking about humans, then he’s a human, then alien, then human. I am so confusededed.

  • @bigolbearthejammydodger6527
    @bigolbearthejammydodger6527 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    can confirm, soldiers often have issue with 'snarky cynics'. Whether its the media the brass or the politicians. ;)

  • @KR91201
    @KR91201 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Man we are reaching levels of horniness that would make Slaanesh proud.

  • @sorryociffer
    @sorryociffer หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It was only a matter of time until I heard a human HFY sex story.

  • @Roddy_Zeh
    @Roddy_Zeh หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Captain Kirk and Riker know. 👌🏻🗿🍷

    • @that_guy8893
      @that_guy8893 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Riker taking on two Klingon women like a True Chad.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Commander Shepard followed in their footsteps

  • @drnobody1908
    @drnobody1908 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Not going to lie in the end where it was no good or bad sides, with the way the story went and what was said humans were the most bad. Tbh if humanity sent a delegation to deal with the very first situation which caused the issue which in real life they would. Nothing in this story would have happened, ngl the priest who threw the man out of the tree was in the right.
    What kind of peeked my curiosity in the story was the fact that humans acted more like a bunch of fat boys more so than soldiers and leaders. Straight up sounds like starship troopers by the bugs are f***able.

    • @stevetrzz
      @stevetrzz 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, I was more supporting the alien fuckers than the rapists 😭😭😭

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah for real, the fact that it was American I was expecting the soldiers to nod to eachother and say "deserved" or something then go on with their day.

  • @ronaldfinkelstein6335
    @ronaldfinkelstein6335 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The mistakes the A.I. reader makes can be rather amusing. I am hearing the name of one ET species as "snarconics", and the text says "narcotics"...perhaps these aliens are addictive? LOL

    • @gampie13
      @gampie13 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably a filter mistake

    • @jeffreyseitz9900
      @jeffreyseitz9900 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well at least the ladies are addictive!

  • @the_Kurgan
    @the_Kurgan หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    He suicide bombed the local armor with a pillow?

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The AI messed up on that part. It was supposed to be he was gonna suicide bomb the armory but the minute he began to brag about to in Public the civilians shoved a pillow down his throat killing him

    • @the_Kurgan
      @the_Kurgan หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @TristanOlea-Rivera
      I understood that, but it was just too funny the way the AI read it.

  • @oteatimeo
    @oteatimeo หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    70’s Central America. Names changed to protect the guilty.

  • @TristanOlea-Rivera
    @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Thank you for making a video on my story

    • @joeschmoe7324
      @joeschmoe7324 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you for not writing about zorgons

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joeschmoe7324your welcome

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joeschmoe7324your welcome

    • @infertilepiggy5667
      @infertilepiggy5667 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Thank you for the snek tatas :)

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@infertilepiggy5667 your welcome

  • @ultrajorge
    @ultrajorge หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    this channel owner felt too hard for the ai hype lol

  • @hmzzlks-ku8nd
    @hmzzlks-ku8nd 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ah yes. Humanity being hornballs start a war. Seems accurate

  • @mt61inf
    @mt61inf หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Only thing missing is a reference to black and tans, the rising of the moon, and St.Patrick

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I see you saw one of my many inspirations for this story of mine 😁😁

    • @mt61inf
      @mt61inf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am curious what other Irish songs not just about rebellion you can turn into a HFY story

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mt61infprobably I can turn a bunch of songs into a story I heard a song about the Hungarian revolution of 1956 and I’m working on turning it into a HFY story

  • @alvaroxXD
    @alvaroxXD 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The story goes from teacher. To student. To book. To memory from a soldier

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    They should have called it The Adultery War. :P

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Oh that thumbnail! 😍

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "HOW!? How do they do this with every damn species they find?!"

  • @jazzk4072
    @jazzk4072 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oy! Terry Pratchett’s Atuin the World Turtle might have something to say about A2. 😂😂

  • @DorkKnight22
    @DorkKnight22 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Report to the ship as soon as possible.
    We'll bang ok...

  • @MegaCyberleader
    @MegaCyberleader หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    because humans throw things.

  • @TheHellbillyx
    @TheHellbillyx หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    jumps around too much

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry about that next story I write I’ll fix that issue

  • @kconnor4568
    @kconnor4568 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is one of the most convoluted and mixed up stories that I’ve ever heard. The jumping around, what I presume were dates, was more confusing than anything.
    Like I said this was the worst story that I’ve ever had the misfortune that I’ve ever come across.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Finally, some actual HFY, emphasis on the "F"

  • @DJVirgoNeun1
    @DJVirgoNeun1 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    All this because we clappin some alien cheeks! 😆

  • @EdwinJohnson-xk3bq
    @EdwinJohnson-xk3bq 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    As a human i can verify the thumb nail is true because if we do kill or eat it were gunna fuck it

  • @Odd_Interaction
    @Odd_Interaction หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I used to ride my motorcycle from Schofield Barracks to Barbers Point and there was a sign that said sailors go home, stop stealing our women and buying our weed.
    The response was roughly they didn’t want either the women, Thai stocks were cheaper.
    Wish I had stopped to take a picture…..

  • @partyshoes2917
    @partyshoes2917 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Rule 34 😂

  • @thatotherguy7596
    @thatotherguy7596 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sometimes in war there are obvious bad guys.

    • @user-yf4gx4rf8h
      @user-yf4gx4rf8h หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, the dude that banged a married alien.

  • @Radion-YT
    @Radion-YT 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    As we always say: If there is a hole, there is a goal

  • @captainfluffy7232
    @captainfluffy7232 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me on Kurtz introducing my snake wife to J-Man the son of God.

  • @patrickhayescom
    @patrickhayescom หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The subtitles need some manual editing (!!!!!). Painfully bad. I gave a downvote.

  • @JudgementsKiss
    @JudgementsKiss หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The story was entertaining.
    ~ But it sounds both sides were just too drunk and stupid.

  • @user-qz7dn1fe9j
    @user-qz7dn1fe9j 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Remember if there is a hole there is a goal!

  • @CUBETechie
    @CUBETechie หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cover picture is amazing

  • @SimulatedScribes
    @SimulatedScribes หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like these SciFi channels, but I wonder if there are similar channels for other genres. Does anyone know of any? (I've mostly subscribed to SciFi ones)

    • @Capohanf1
      @Capohanf1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There are Horror/Ghost Stories Channels. And I have posted a few Stories set in the Star Trek Universe starring characters I developed.

    • @SimulatedScribes
      @SimulatedScribes หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Capohanf1 Checked out your stuff. You do suffer from some audio issues as another commenter pointed out. Some of those videos are older, so it might be that you just need to update your equipment. There are fairly inexpensive microphones these days. I bought a set of wireless mics on Amazon for under $30. They work pretty good, especially in a quiet environment. And even in a noisy room they will be better than the older mics or webcams.

    • @Capohanf1
      @Capohanf1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SimulatedScribes There were two problems with the audio, one was I was recording it on a mini, hand held, digital recorder while scrolling through the story on the computer and then because of mistakes and such I had to cut and splice the audio with a sound editing program. I am going to try a headphone/mike on the next one I record to see if it is better. I have about 25 unrecorded, finished stories. Thanks for the view but you did NOT say, what did you think about the content?

  • @Science2Fiction-bl3ki
    @Science2Fiction-bl3ki หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aliens, Humans, Love them all ❤

  • @donovanjamesbarry9857
    @donovanjamesbarry9857 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Alien foggy dew?

  • @Banshee22068
    @Banshee22068 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What is up with the filter that adds the appearance of dust to the video?

  • @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh
    @JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    YES YES FINALLY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!

  • @SimonsafSimonsaf
    @SimonsafSimonsaf 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I got x-com 2 viper flash back 😉

  • @Jaystarzgaming
    @Jaystarzgaming หลายเดือนก่อน

    I too found the captions incorrect.

  • @usevisine3198
    @usevisine3198 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If there's a hole there's a goal.

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:41
    Oh hes fucked

  • @ruka8106
    @ruka8106 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ah hell nah

  • @labelledamedumanor4876
    @labelledamedumanor4876 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Most of the subtitles in this video were misspelled. NOT THE 1ST TIME EITHER!

  • @stratometal
    @stratometal หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Someone took some real life stories of probably middle-east tragedies and turned it into sci-fi. Good old social commentary if nothing else. Not exactly "fun" but interesting.

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks I took inspirations from the first Anglo afghan war and the Easter rising

    • @stratometal
      @stratometal หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TristanOlea-Rivera Yeah. It had me "glued". I got a few buddies that served and told me stories. I can't imagine what they went through, but I could relate to their emotions. Thanks for this story.

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your welcome man

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Y'all need to work on punctuation and pacing, especially between sentences. And pronunciation; sometimes y'all mispronounce the most obvious of words.

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ya I’m a bit dissapointed the Ai did that it made my story seems like it was badly spelled and written

    • @SimulatedScribes
      @SimulatedScribes หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TristanOlea-Rivera I've decided to voice my own stories. Although the AI is good, it isn't quite where it needs to be, especially for long form content like this. It works fine for short stuff, like shorts, and how to videos. It's missing human intonation.

  • @deltagreen8276
    @deltagreen8276 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Glacier

  • @user-os4fd4yl8z
    @user-os4fd4yl8z หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every race? Species might be a better word.

  • @jamaicanewshub9582
    @jamaicanewshub9582 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is so confusing and hard to follow

  • @Wan_Chai_the_Taiwano
    @Wan_Chai_the_Taiwano หลายเดือนก่อน

    The human’s decision in this story doesn’t flow for me, doesn’t make sense.

  • @ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc
    @ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ugh...

  • @OneCanisLupus
    @OneCanisLupus หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wow. That was awful. AI was horrible.

  • @tamop
    @tamop 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Man, this story is so poorely written.
    Like - how these aliens got to the human armory? Was this armory built alone in the middle of somewhere instead of the protected human's territory? How the shooting guard killed only 2 attackers while they were armed with stabbing weapons? And so on and so on.

  • @kevinnaranek6649
    @kevinnaranek6649 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    @29:25 The humans only violated women "above the age of 18." Oh! Well. . . then they behaved like perfect gentlemen. WTF!!!

  • @Tick421
    @Tick421 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    too much rape not really my thing

  • @Chameleonxx3
    @Chameleonxx3 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So many time skips and skips to different places you cant follow the story anymore.

  • @martyschrader
    @martyschrader หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    What the heck is this mess?!? No plot, no continuity, no characters to keep track of, no theme, no sense of story. Utter drivel. Rip it apart and start over from the outline, man. Gotta clean this bucket of slop up.

    • @SimulatedScribes
      @SimulatedScribes หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm curious what you think of the stories I've posted on my channel. They are AI driven like this one probably is too, but I act as a gatekeeper and editor. (My subtitles aren't as good as these, though.)

    • @Capohanf1
      @Capohanf1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It seems the story tries to lump to many ideas into one story. Multiple Stories can have a common thread running through them BUT should deal with one central idea at a time. I am also writing a story about a Human/Alien interaction of the sexual kind and have had to put in some things NOT related to the main idea as setup for the story.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SimulatedScribes If you think the subtitles on this were actually _good,_ yer freakin' _blind._

  • @naptime1900
    @naptime1900 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have never heard of many of the word you pronounced very wrong.

  • @DrachenGothik666
    @DrachenGothik666 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The subtitles are hilariously wrong through this whole thing. "Narcotics" instead of "Snarconics", for example. A regular spelling error is repeated in the voiceover ("collage"--a pasted-together image of various items, instead of "college"-a place of learning) & names of characters being just mangled irretrievably. This wasn't even much of a story, either--it was _all_ exposition, it was tell, don't show. Some interesting concepts, but it was pretty meh.

  • @revendax2584
    @revendax2584 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Im just here to say that the title of this video just flat out implies rape and may not be what youre actually presenting but I dont really want to bother watching this if it does have rape....

  • @justanotter425
    @justanotter425 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pacing, punctuation, and pronounciation makes this channel seem like AI narrator content. All too common in the HFY youtube genre these days. If you're using an AI voice actor, by all means do so, but please make it clear that that's what's going on. College being pronounced as collage over and over is pretty egregious. Makes it seem like a typo read by a bot.

    • @justanotter425
      @justanotter425 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep, checked the reddit post and the college collage typo matches. Pretty sure this channel is bot content.

  • @ymmijx6061
    @ymmijx6061 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "a combination of christianity and islam" so... islam. but with the trinity.

  • @edwardpaulsen1074
    @edwardpaulsen1074 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    AI pictures, AI voice, what seems to be a mediocre story because it was trashed so hard... Sigh> Love sci-fi stories but AI BS ruins it all... Yet another channel to outright block and ban.

  • @stevenfranklin7060
    @stevenfranklin7060 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Boring

  • @mikewales5053
    @mikewales5053 หลายเดือนก่อน

    .... Americans.🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @robo08ify
    @robo08ify หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is why I hate AI narrations.

  • @larryr.6115
    @larryr.6115 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Trash

  • @RadeFoxxy
    @RadeFoxxy หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    God damn these horrific AI writteb stories. At least edit them as a human before posting them. 🤮

    • @TristanOlea-Rivera
      @TristanOlea-Rivera หลายเดือนก่อน

      They aren’t Ai written they are Ai read that’s why they sound like shit I’m Farley dissapointed my story ended up sounding bad

  • @tedinwestv
    @tedinwestv หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:50 mocking Christianity

  • @notcherbane3218
    @notcherbane3218 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The title is humans will meet with almost anything but it's more about a firefight kind of disappointed I was expecting a lot more humor and a lot less gore

  • @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164
    @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That is funny. 😂