WEIRD THINGS IN CALL OF DUTY GAMES! #3

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  • @banzaiboy1597
    @banzaiboy1597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    Weirdest thing is why has all the enemy team slept with my family members?

  • @GamerDude0136
    @GamerDude0136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    4:50 the bot slipped in amazement when he picked up the ammo

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "OH how did that box dissapear like that when you grabbed ammo from it"

    • @atomicrocket9638
      @atomicrocket9638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually couldn't turn on bots on BO1

    • @337Disgraciad
      @337Disgraciad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LastGenRichtofenn
      @LastGenRichtofenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@atomicrocket9638 Eww why would u wanna sexually turn on bots?

  • @ryanhuntley2651
    @ryanhuntley2651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    in mw3 survival how can you get a squad of delta force sent to help you in a chopper and not be rescued

    • @damuryder9985
      @damuryder9985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The Purple Mage YEA and they say they can’t get to you like WTF

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The announcer also sometimes says "we can get you right now but you can hold off till later". Or some like that. This implies that you are going to get rescued soon but never do.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arthur M good point

    • @nahimrahman6619
      @nahimrahman6619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUR ABLE TOO GET HELP BY DELIVERED PPL IN HELEFOPTERS BUT CANT GET PICKED UP IN 1 BETWEEN THE WAVES EITHER WHEN THEIR IS NONE

    • @qwertyerror601
      @qwertyerror601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You probably are more valuable getting killed on ground while killing 10000 of the enemy so they rescue someone else... WHY DID YOU LET HELICOPTER REINFORENTS IN A MAP YOU CANT ESCAPE FROM??

  • @FunFactsDaily66
    @FunFactsDaily66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    How much money do armies spend on those damn swarm drones in bo2 multiplayer. Couple thousand in each one yet they up like 50 per second

    • @hamsterbrehbruhbreh1670
      @hamsterbrehbruhbreh1670 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pfff the spider things of iw much worse they jump and its remove time is VERY SHORT its one second or something.

  • @Ali3NzGT
    @Ali3NzGT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I like how my character can not only pick up ammo with his feet, but can identify the correct types of ammo like some kind of Gun toting chimpanzee.

  • @VeteranKid
    @VeteranKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Why are pistols holstered on the back of your character like a long gun not in a holster on the leg or belt...like a handgun???

  • @harryhh4224
    @harryhh4224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Why would your soldier in bo2 an SnD be the last one alive but when he reloades he shouts RELOADING

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Chicken Nugger Omg that's hilarious

    • @harryhh4224
      @harryhh4224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MarleyThirteen OMG YOU REPLIED!!!!

    • @harryhh4224
      @harryhh4224 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lots of letters that’s what I was doing and I shouted in happiness 😆😆

    • @surferfrog
      @surferfrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You spelled realoads wrong

    • @nooo3578
      @nooo3578 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Profiwan lol yeah....

  • @gary_buckley
    @gary_buckley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Black female Nazis in COD WW2 should be included in the next one.

    • @theplaylistchannel8877
      @theplaylistchannel8877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes

    • @user-fb8pv1tg9k
      @user-fb8pv1tg9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amin Yashed huh?

    • @version3155
      @version3155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liberal logic

    • @BenDoverPls11
      @BenDoverPls11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dpm2937 yes thats what he did. Is there any problem you SJW

    • @dpm2937
      @dpm2937 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pvnvme PsG i am going to sue you, you rascist

  • @KiIroywasHere
    @KiIroywasHere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    The window thing is actually realistic. Bullets move so fast that they're able to punch through the glass without completely breaking it. Knifing it, on the other hand, is equivalent to like, punching it. The force is spread out over a greater area, causing it to shatter

    • @Simon-ki3gg
      @Simon-ki3gg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That makes perfect sense

    • @GB-wk2uj
      @GB-wk2uj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Comedic enjoyment of these trivial videos > your physics logic

    • @WingChunDom
      @WingChunDom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone had to say it, thank you. I thought it was common knowledge but there you go.
      Demolition Ranch's tank vs fridge video showcases this nicely as what the tank shot at didn't even fall over yet the round even carried on and passed through 2 vehicles.

    • @ewan503
      @ewan503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True, but not multiple fucking high calibre rounds from an ar, sniper etc

    • @sirpineapple2262
      @sirpineapple2262 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually no sure bullets are fast but the kinetic force would break the window

  • @Hndrx_141
    @Hndrx_141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Huh I’ve never thought about how the buildings were designed and now that I’ve thought about it they are pretty weird

  • @mattner598
    @mattner598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "I've broken windows with stones". - Every Scottish teenager

    • @lewis5744
      @lewis5744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alan Mattner every one has broke there Nana's sheds window once

    • @mxchael_0385
      @mxchael_0385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone has broken a window in their life. I threw a baseball into my window in arizona

    • @DragonActual
      @DragonActual 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alan Mattner Ahmed........get the stones

    • @JC-hp6pk
      @JC-hp6pk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SuprisedLion06 Edwards I haven't and I know plenty of people who haven't either.

    • @Nate-kc2wf
      @Nate-kc2wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grey Wizard you haven't lived.

  • @grangerairstrike2775
    @grangerairstrike2775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:50 What the hell just happened to the ghille suit man XD

    • @milad2468
      @milad2468 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats want I was wondering lol

    • @darkphoenix8757
      @darkphoenix8757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @MominTheBeliever
      @MominTheBeliever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha he got knocked down but in bo1 you can revive them when they go dowb

    • @creepergaming3280
      @creepergaming3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He slipped on a banana peel

    • @hero_3088
      @hero_3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He tripped on a rock

  • @RandomGaminginHD
    @RandomGaminginHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Addicted to these videos man :D

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RandomGaminginHD Cheers!

    • @eternallysosa
      @eternallysosa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love you both

    • @scottglass5416
      @scottglass5416 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarleyThirteen love the channel! What if you did a video on the different types of clans people were in in COD? You could expand on the different clan tags people used and the types of people that you would find in a COD clan.

    • @aye5264
      @aye5264 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RandomGaminginHD dddssdddddddd

    • @trashboat2165
      @trashboat2165 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RandomGaminginHD oh hey

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The only logical exclamation I have for the *African Militia* having access to some of the kill streaks is that they stole them from the US Navy. After all, the African Militia does include Somali Pirates.
    As for the *Militia* in MW2, I have no clue. I mean, the MW2 Militia is made up of Brazilian criminals and street gangs. It's surprising they even have body armor and red dots, let alone stealth bombers and EMPs

    • @Volcano4981
      @Volcano4981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OMG SO MUCH THIS^

    • @jamez470
      @jamez470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      IkeFanboy64 lol and to top it all off AC-130s and nukes

    • @gmane6340
      @gmane6340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IkeFanboy64 just cause theyre pirates doesnt mean they can board a us navy ship maybe with marines and rob them of guns, jets, and helicopters

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GGC63
      Yes, it's unlikely but it's perhaps the most logical explanation cause I doubt stealth bombers are on the black market

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IkeFanboy64 It's literally impossible to capture a carrier.

  • @jp_playz9934
    @jp_playz9934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    So the Africa Militia (MW3 multiplayer team) can afford stealth bombers but can't afford ghillie suits for their soldiers? Okay I guess 😆

    • @Ninjachicken20
      @Ninjachicken20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      JP_Playz they spent all of their budget on the stealth bombers

    • @MasterPeaceTrueGlue-EatingKing
      @MasterPeaceTrueGlue-EatingKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm from the African Militia, and we spent 13 mil. dollars to buy a stealth bomber to use on 6 people.

    • @jp_playz9934
      @jp_playz9934 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Watts That's if you're lucky. Hell you might hit no one 😂

    • @g4ahmad935
      @g4ahmad935 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      JP_Playz can’t afford ghillie suits? Bro they can’t afford food

    • @dustinleonard7355
      @dustinleonard7355 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DRAGON FIRE bruh you took my joke

  • @Minceontoast2
    @Minceontoast2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "No grenades"
    *grenades on character's belt*

  • @ultraasassin4242
    @ultraasassin4242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    How does Juggernaut work? Does your soldier have steel plates in his skin or is he on the world's supply of steroids?

    • @eltrashooter2578
      @eltrashooter2578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      UltraAsassin42 nah he gets it by all the salt from the players when they shoot at him.

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UltraAsassin42 he's on drugs

    • @GeneralKnox7734
      @GeneralKnox7734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      body armor

    • @tylertait96
      @tylertait96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes on drugs and has body armour

    • @HK-it8ny
      @HK-it8ny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drugs

  • @jerryudonneedtoknow3903
    @jerryudonneedtoknow3903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Call of duty soldiers have the strength of an elephant but the health of a paper, they are also using bb bullets and real knifes

    • @ragheedbahnam8055
      @ragheedbahnam8055 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have a lot of health
      They can survive a barret 50 cal in the stomach

    • @alexbarn2233
      @alexbarn2233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not real knives fukin excaliber

    • @rRevilo64
      @rRevilo64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and the bois bringing Tac knifes to the paintball tournament

  • @orangeslush9915
    @orangeslush9915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    You can carry a sentry but you can never have 3 guns

    • @bonnibaby
      @bonnibaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Orangeslush 99 you can have 4 (akimbo smg and akimbo pistols)

  • @Duckboy212
    @Duckboy212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Why a soldier refuses to use ammo on the side of his gun.” 😂😂😂 not even 10 seconds in and I’m laughing, great channel man

  • @01sevensix
    @01sevensix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    One man army rucksack....... A chopper where pilot and gunner never communicate..... Never ANY collateral damage - All these towns are completely empty and devoid of inhabitants which makes the logic of contesting them questionable at best... .......and Why was Rust contested anyway?

  • @blackieechan6215
    @blackieechan6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3 years later and I still can’t believe you didn’t talk about how an AFRICAN MILITANT has a GOLD PLATED ACR

  • @DeTomaso55
    @DeTomaso55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    About bullets... windows don’t breake from bullets, they travel very fast and they just leave holes.

    • @fredjones7335
      @fredjones7335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tomas Savonis depending on what kind of glass, tempered or laminate etc, shooting tempered glass will shater it into pieces, laminated glass will spider web

    • @JordyFidis
      @JordyFidis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yet strangely, all car windows appear to be tempered glass and all house windows appear to be laminated glass, how peculiar.

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:50 Why did that guy just fall over?

  • @Chrisey96.
    @Chrisey96. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The fire you've just started with Molotovs or flamethrower burning out in three seconds and completely failing to spread to the anything

    • @HK-it8ny
      @HK-it8ny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chrisey true question and how dose a flame thrower not burn wood like firebreak specialist in a forest why dose it not make a forest fire

  • @indigo6518
    @indigo6518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You magical heal back to full health atoumatically.
    In bo4 you always jab a needle in the same place on your body. Wouldn't that hurt.

    • @ProSkye59
      @ProSkye59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably doesn't feel anything on that area of his body after stabbing himself with a needle that many times

  • @cheems8792
    @cheems8792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why is it a "stealth" bomber when it's literally the biggest and loudest killstreak in mw3? I know it doesn't show up on the enemy radar but anyone with a pair of eyes is sure to see that fuckin thing rolling in about to decimate them.
    How come the the throwing knife from CoD sticks into anything you throw it at? Unlike the tomahawk, the knife sticks into anything and everything you throw it at.
    How come our soldier had such tiny lungs? Can he not hold his breath for more than 8 seconds at a time? And when he runs out of breath he develops parkinsons for fucks sake and the sniper shakes around the screen like crazy.
    When playing survival in mw3, at the start you are told "no support is available at this time" even though you can freely buy weapons, call in killstreaks, care packages, delta squads etc.
    That's all from the top of my head, thanks for reading!

    • @hazmatt3250
      @hazmatt3250 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stealth aircraft aren’t meant to be stealthy to the eyes, rather than to radar/heat seeking systems.

    • @Name-eg1uf
      @Name-eg1uf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hazmatt3250 not stealthy for bombing but for spying because of the altitude it could fly ay

  • @composmentis170
    @composmentis170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In at least MW3 it took 2x knives to kill people when you were holding a care package. You still knifed but it took two. Why do attack dogs have more health then people in several cod games?

  • @larslovestech
    @larslovestech 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    haha...that was funny gary...keep em' comin mate

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lars loves Tech Cheers!

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lars loves Tech I thought your name was marley? You liar

    • @larslovestech
      @larslovestech 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYY...LOL

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lars loves Tech lmoa

  • @SqualidMars0808
    @SqualidMars0808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:03 GOT ME LAUGHING 😂

  • @SykoPathak
    @SykoPathak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    What Marley? You don’t fly a a stealth bomber to get milk every week?
    Also why the hell is there a bunch of jet-pack warriors fighting on an oversized picnic table in BO3?

    • @harrygraham9690
      @harrygraham9690 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Senate. Also why the fuck are they fighting in a water park in black ops 3

    • @Wiiranger87
      @Wiiranger87 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its all a simulation? Explains why there are multiple specialists?

    • @BoldOne8760
      @BoldOne8760 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Senate In the name of the galactic Senate of the republic, you are under arrest. That's right I went there

    • @harrygraham9690
      @harrygraham9690 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      cameron burke, ok

    • @carlkamuti
      @carlkamuti 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Senate Your avatar looks like The President from Salo; the wonky eyed one who has "sexual deviant" written all across his face. Is this intentional??

  • @edbezant1105
    @edbezant1105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why is it that even though the events of mw3 take place immediately after the events of mw2, guns that return from mw2 ie m4a1, acr, l86, m16, their appearances and firing sounds have changed very noticeably - what happened in those few hours between mw2 events ending and mw3 events beginning?

    • @deathphantomdaredevil
      @deathphantomdaredevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ed bezant they changed though development

    • @crippledbox1162
      @crippledbox1162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the fact that your a fan of Green Day

    • @vitoc8454
      @vitoc8454 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like how Killzone 3 starts immediately after the end of Killzone 2, yet has all these new mechs and enemy types.
      TheGamingBritShow pointed out that you walk into the enemy HQ for the last level of Killzone 2, and when Killzone 3 begins, you walk out and there are *giant robots* now. Did they not see those on the way in?

  • @papadev1702
    @papadev1702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Try explaining how the guns you buy off the wall phase through the wall in zombies, or how you even get a gun from a chalk outline to begin with

    • @userunknown3761
      @userunknown3761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Devin Colyer Try explaining zombies

    • @eltrashooter2578
      @eltrashooter2578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Darragh Duffy try explaining the Bo3 zombie storyline and Bo3 story in general.

    • @userunknown3761
      @userunknown3761 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eltrashooter A potato flew around my room

    • @Blin240
      @Blin240 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zombies (old school maps) get a pass

    • @PancakeEnforcer924J
      @PancakeEnforcer924J 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Close it’s all Element 115, all the supernatural stuff in zombies from WaW to BO2 was either because it was powered by Element 115 or because the announcer was controlling everything

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The kid who's been screaming 10 minutes straight and can still talk

  • @MorningGI0ry
    @MorningGI0ry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    The weirdest thing in CoD is the fact that people think infinite warfare is a good game.

    • @jameswix3697
      @jameswix3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one thinks that mate

    • @spen8259
      @spen8259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TheEtonianGamer not defending IW, but what is the point of this comment. Just randomly spreading hate like this is what makes the cod community so toxic

    • @jameswix3697
      @jameswix3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spen how is this hate exactly?

    • @adnanbeslagic4219
      @adnanbeslagic4219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      James Wix some people do... just because you don’t doesn’t mean everyone doesn’t like the game

    • @jameswix3697
      @jameswix3697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adnan Beslagic. I Get Your Point , But The Amount of people who dont like the game outweigh the people who do like it.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just found these now and this is beautifully done!

  • @jordanmorris5117
    @jordanmorris5117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A Marley video makes a shit day 10 times better. Always get a good laugh out of em, keep them coming mate!

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How come when you detonate the bomb in SnD or Demolition it causes a similar explosion to that of a c4? I mean, we're placing a bomb on a set of warheads! You'd think it would destroy the map. Even in WaW it's illogical cause even though its a batch of supplies, there would still be explosives in it.

  • @paulwatt2229
    @paulwatt2229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Anyone else see the guy slip on the banana peel at 4:50 ? And #NotificationSquad

  • @Alexlemay17200
    @Alexlemay17200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:50😂😂”huwhh”

  • @Legendaryvenomz
    @Legendaryvenomz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Questions that need answering.
    How can only one chopper be on the map at any given time? Is every battle set in an airport where each aircraft has to take it in turns to enter the map.
    Why do highly trained soldiers have diamond weapon camo and wear clown masks?
    Special forces yet can't hold breath for more than three seconds. Wtf?
    Why in the last seconds of your life does the game show you how you have been killed? Death should be the end.
    Sentry guns just implode for no reason after a certain amount of time.
    Claymores and bouncing bettys disappearing after the placer has died.
    How can uavs and blackbirds see people who are camping inside buildings? (I see you did this one)
    "We need air support we're dying our here!" - "Sorry, you need 7 kills yourself before we can help you out"
    FFA having SAS or other teams kill eachother, what is it, battle royale?
    Just take a look at riot shield in MW2. Wow.
    Dropshotting has no penalty, even with your character getting flat on his chest as fast as possible.
    The museum in MW2. Everything is completely calm until you press one little red button then (mannequins or robots idk)come alive and try to kill you.
    The blow up doll in safehouse's bathroom.
    Stab a watermelon. It explodes for some reason.
    Shops sell the same item like 300 times, then the one next to it sells the same.
    In No Russian on MW2 you can find the game you're playing in one of the shops.
    I hope I helped you out.

    • @sgtwardaddy9889
      @sgtwardaddy9889 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legendaryvenomz Being shot several times you heal almost instantly, but a knife to the foot you die without a second thought.

    • @platy8989
      @platy8989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legendaryvenomz because it’s a video game, you’re not funny at all and stop thinking you’re on to something, it’s just ridiculous.

  • @rpproductions9189
    @rpproductions9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His accent makes this video so much better

  • @joshslater5524
    @joshslater5524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    #notificationsquad 0:20 best thing I’ve seen since a knife been inserted into general Shepard’s eye

    • @Käbimees-p1t
      @Käbimees-p1t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Slater Well he didn't see that : D

  • @bighaas435
    @bighaas435 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A channel that talks about logic in cod games?
    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME?!? ❤

  • @velvetmidnight9535
    @velvetmidnight9535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:50
    "Ive fallen, and I cant get up!"

    • @elitewarrior0076
      @elitewarrior0076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah what was that? He just randomly went into Second Chance but nobody shot him?

  • @no_comms_no_bombs
    @no_comms_no_bombs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Is it just me of does this guy sound like the gangster boss from the Guavian Death Gang in Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
    *TELL THAT TO KHANJIKLUB*

    • @fishanter6807
      @fishanter6807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No_comms_ No_bombs ha yeah

  • @meirionh
    @meirionh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    How does a soldier instantly pick up all the ammo of a dead enemy just by running over them, including the bullets found in the deceased's gun?
    And
    How come, at the start of a battle, do the army drop in a bunch of people in a group and tell them to stand still for ten seconds before they can run in and do whatever they want? At least tell them to get into prone before letting them go, for all they know, the enemy didn't wait ten seconds!
    EDIT: Oh, and how come in Search and Destroy, they didn't give the bomb to one of the soldiers before starting? Why is it just laying there on the floor a few feet ahead, for all the soldiers to fight each other and scramble to get it for themselves?
    EDIT 2: Why does the army provide really awful guns in some cases. Imagine being the soldier who's about to go out and face, like, another 9 (with constant, 10 minute's worth of, reinforcements apparently) enemies, and your commanding officer hands you a skorpion and an M9, and the guy next to you gets a Barrett 50 cal with a Desert Eagle

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      meirionh The last one is a very good point hahaha

    • @xjohnlaserboy1325
      @xjohnlaserboy1325 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you just went all in with this didnt you XD

    • @meirionh
      @meirionh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheers, Marley. As everyone else is saying; we all love the videos, keep it up, man!

    • @meirionh
      @meirionh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like to think I channelled Marley's pedanticism with some of them xD

    • @LastSpaceWolf
      @LastSpaceWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause Higher rank better guns or budget cuts

  • @erikskaugjetsj5643
    @erikskaugjetsj5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:50 well that guy slipped on a banana peel

  • @jonathoncapaul2854
    @jonathoncapaul2854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When you shoot one bullet and reload with a new magazine. How many magazines does the solider have?

  • @jamescarrino3696
    @jamescarrino3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always interpreted the Nuketown thing as the Spetznaz came over to recover a nuclear weapon currently being tested, but some of the special forces soldiers intercepting the intercepted. And then they're just fighting for space in the nuclear bomb shelter. That's just my interpretation.

    • @veronviper06
      @veronviper06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Carrino this actually makes sense 👍

  • @sprucetree7996
    @sprucetree7996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you throw a semtex, why does it stick to enemies but not on your own hand.

  • @dirtydish6642
    @dirtydish6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Question: 06:09
    Answer: Wikileaks

  • @jn8027
    @jn8027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How does the jugg get into the map in ghosts when ur using the Loki killstreak

  • @ja_go_25
    @ja_go_25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thing with the windows actually makes sense... bullets travel at such a high pace that they can punch through windows without smashing them

  • @ll18ghty23
    @ll18ghty23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why can't we just climb over a small fence and out of the map

    • @angloempire6935
      @angloempire6935 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      кχιι cuz cods shit

    • @HK-it8ny
      @HK-it8ny 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      just that there is a magic invisible wall in the places

  • @thibb223
    @thibb223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:20 love the class setup. lmao 😂😂😂

  • @maksgolec4470
    @maksgolec4470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    when you dont need a notification because youtube is your life

  • @SkaiXmask
    @SkaiXmask 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1st video I ever watched from your channel and subscribed right away your funny asf

  • @AtTheHorizonLine
    @AtTheHorizonLine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    WHY DONT WE SEE THE FULL LENGTH OF OUR ARMS? WE ONLY SEE OUR HANDS.
    DO WE HAVE HANDS GROWING FROM OUR CHINS???

    • @milesdye1962
      @milesdye1962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Meme Dealer yeah the FOV is always so low on console COD. I never understood it either it’s like the camera was in their chest or something

    • @malteseninja1047
      @malteseninja1047 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milesdye1962 that's because.. it is on their chest... fr

  • @garbageempire6584
    @garbageempire6584 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's part of the reason I like Battlefield Hardline. You don't have to earn attachments. You have to unlock a few, but for most you just earn the money. Good job on these videos by the way.

  • @adammaloney524
    @adammaloney524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm never gonna look at COD the same way again after watching this. 😂

  • @xXTPXxOfficial
    @xXTPXxOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    In older games, shooting the attack chopper itself does no damage, but if you shoot the propellers not only does it do damage, every bullet hits.

  • @awesomestevie27
    @awesomestevie27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When you shoot 1 bullet and reload how does the guy just save those 29 bullets
    Does he keep the same mag and just reload the 1 bullet he needed for that
    Of does he just have a basket where he puts the rest of the ammo that wasn't used in the mag and put in a new mag like wtf how does he do that

    • @Name-eg1uf
      @Name-eg1uf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have mags in their vests so they put it back in the vest and take another from it

    • @xrexkinect
      @xrexkinect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Папа Сталин no

    • @foxtrotsierraproductions8626
      @foxtrotsierraproductions8626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually its realistic its in Arma 3 too when you saved a mag and you have no other mag it puts the one back in with 15 bullets left

  • @mike18699-e
    @mike18699-e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny as the commentary in this video is - and it really did make me laugh - what I enjoyed most was the nostalgia of seeing all those old maps from CoD games that I haven't played in years and will probably never play again.

  • @ilroryyli5520
    @ilroryyli5520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How come a throwing knife or tomahawk can kill an enemy when it lands handle first? Or does the soldier just have incredible luck to where he can throw it virtually any distance and still make it stick blade first?

  • @ImRhys
    @ImRhys 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic seeing a fellow scotsman doing well on TH-cam. Keep it up.

  • @Dylan_Dynasty
    @Dylan_Dynasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If they fall off the map maybe they have a heart attack and die instantly from fear

  • @josharko111
    @josharko111 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first video of yours I saw, and your accent is the first thing I noticed, it's frickin hilarious!

  • @silent_spy1482
    @silent_spy1482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Notification. Get it. You need it. He's that good.

  • @posit1ve_wotb
    @posit1ve_wotb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Who’s idea was it to put fuel tanks where the door handles should be?”
    BMP-1 designers: *nervous sweating*

  • @flavouredsocks2822
    @flavouredsocks2822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How come when you use fists in black ops 3 it’s 2 hit kill but when you use a boxing gloves it’s a one hit

  • @thbestminecrafter
    @thbestminecrafter 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is it that you have soldiers on the ground and even if they’re in the process of shooting someone, everyone stops as soon as one team has killed 75 people. It’s like that’s the precise amount of aggression that both sides had towards each other

  • @hugoneilson6200
    @hugoneilson6200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Soap mactavish gang🙌

  • @bazzajay1
    @bazzajay1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    OOH EEH OOH AH AAH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG. That's the funniest class set up I've seen on TH-cam. Brilliant

  • @Xinityxx
    @Xinityxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    #soapifacationsquad

  • @Pawniac
    @Pawniac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A small explanation on why bullets don't shatter windows. Newer types of windows usually don't shatter and instead flake away to prevent creating a hazard when they're broken. To top that off, the bullet is going way too fast to affect the glass since it has such a small point of energy focus, it just goes through only making a hole, but shoot the window enough and it should break.
    Just wanted to clear that up.

  • @awesomestevie27
    @awesomestevie27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How does the black market work in bo3 since it's a simulation
    Like there's going to be ruin and he's like oh look at my new marshals I got it form the black market ,
    Does the black market guy know what he's doing or is he just selling the same people weapons The Whole time

  • @gdvenom7345
    @gdvenom7345 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    One weird thing is combat axes in general like what soldier decides to bring a little axe to a full blown fight that also realistically wouldn't even kill someone in one hit

  • @Bradyyy
    @Bradyyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    #late notifsquad

  • @DatMentalGamer
    @DatMentalGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 - 3:57 is literally the best thing i've heard in ages

  • @LoFaux_
    @LoFaux_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm in a rough patch in my life. Sis is in the hospital.. could I I get some support through the community? And by the way... Marley. I saw one of your videos on Facebook and just fell in love with your humor. Another great video. One of a kind I tell ya!

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks a lot mate, hope there is better days to come for you and your sister

    • @w_a_j6941
      @w_a_j6941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Potato Cow inspirational

  • @connorwcc
    @connorwcc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know I've always like how in Black Ops you could dolphin dive through a window and break it without taking any damage. Because you now fall onto shattered glass. I picked up a broken picture frame once and almost needed stitches

  • @matthole1242
    @matthole1242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Notification Squad🙌🏼

    • @MarleyThirteen
      @MarleyThirteen  7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt Hole 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @matthole1242
      @matthole1242 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarleyThirteen... Proud member of Marley’s Barmy Army

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Speaking of knives and bullets, have you ever wondered how in most FPS games, specifically COD, a person can survive six or seven shots from an AK, but a single slash from a knife will instantly kill them?
    Like if you time it right, a slash from a knife can beat a man in full Kevlar with a 12 gauge shotgun, but you can survive the blast from his gun.

  • @HazagyShuji
    @HazagyShuji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:27 gets me to laugh. Idk why

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10
    This bit is actually to do with velocity and how your knife will break and shatter the glass rather than going straight through it. It should leave a gaping hole, granted, but otherwise perfectly plausible.

  • @cyjan3k823
    @cyjan3k823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    We have 2017 And people still look for Logic in futuristic fast paced fps
    Come on, we can do better

    • @Yukikaze617
      @Yukikaze617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Krzysztof Dolecki this is just for fun! I found it amusing.

    • @bonnibaby
      @bonnibaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      None of the cods in this are very futuristic though, most of them are modern warfare games

    • @SWIFTrunmedia
      @SWIFTrunmedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally not Ben walker black ops 2 is a near future setting.

    • @jack_mackay
      @jack_mackay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lyall James he said most and bo2 isn’t very futuristic

    • @stvnmedia2303
      @stvnmedia2303 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘Modern Warfare’ spaghetti brain

  • @brokeninside8076
    @brokeninside8076 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so happy. Ladbible on Facebook. That’s when I first saw one of your videos and I just finally found your TH-cam. Noti squad. Love the videos man. It’s time to binge watch 🖤

  • @lax3685
    @lax3685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:01 got me hard 😂

  • @huskyhockey3248
    @huskyhockey3248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your accent with your sense of humor made this video amazing lol! I can't stop laughing

  • @harrygraham9690
    @harrygraham9690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Notification squad!

  • @fazeechoteam806
    @fazeechoteam806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how that stealth bomber is now a “weird thing in Call of Duty”

    • @acablikeineedataxi
      @acablikeineedataxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you watched the video youd know he mentioned its weird that african militia have access to one

  • @Stoogong
    @Stoogong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Notification squadidid up

  • @drakep.5857
    @drakep.5857 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know nuketown is actually a really sad and disturbing map, where now matter how many men die, how many expenses went in to the nuketown attack, how many heroic deeds are done by brave soldiers dieing for their comrades, it always ends with everything being incinerated. People are sent out into the middle of the desert, planes, AGRs, helicopters and harriers are deployed, all knowing that they will all die, all watched by an ironic double rainbow.

  • @Tempura-ture
    @Tempura-ture 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Notification squad where you at???

    • @elliejohnson5320
      @elliejohnson5320 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here 👍👍 even tho I got it late

  • @ZoneLevel1
    @ZoneLevel1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best commentary over a video i have heard 😂😂😂😂

  • @kathywalton4357
    @kathywalton4357 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude I freaking love your voice and you are so funny keep up the good work 👍

  • @YungFlightRisk
    @YungFlightRisk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in the mission turbulence in modern warfare 3 how does your character take 20 bullets from assault rifles but not die but when Makarov puts 2 pistol bullets in you you instantly die no getting back up

  • @bul1yy
    @bul1yy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the sense of humour, subbed 😂

  • @xClarky_
    @xClarky_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A weird thing is when the enemy team is hiding behind a barrel or something, with their heed, arms and gun clearly on show, but you can only see their foreheed