"Prolonged exposure to Kojima particles in the atmosphere has opened my eyes to the Holy Sparkyness of the microwave oven, specifically metal inside of it. And you are looking an awful lot like a spoon right now." -Argyros
I don't think it needs to since the Unicorn Gundam can be operated by the soul of a dead child. Apparently, somehow, being operated by a dead child also lets it move at FTSL.
@@Lone_Wandering0 They don't even have to do that, the heaviest NEXTs will easily pull 30 G's when pulling 0 to like 1000 km/h at like 1/3rd of a second, and speed centered builds even more - Which likely still wouldn't care about a gundam's weaponry because of the Primal Armor. And that is assuming it can hit a NEXT. The poor little unicorn at its greatest with all limiters released can do 20 G's only... *yeah*. A single NEXT dropped into the Gundam verse would genocide the federation and zeon on its own and turn their planets and colonies into catacombs by walking upon it with the primal armor on. People really underestimate and undersell the horror that is a NEXT, it will just passively kill any gundam pilot that gets within 4 KM of it. Since if I remember right that's the range at which you had to be to not have your Primal Armor restricted when close to a colony in AC4FA. The super cancer is just the *icing* on this horrifying cake here, the average NEXT would eat a Unicorn for dinner - A next piloted by the protagonist that solo'ed 6 other NEXT's in one of the final missions? *one-sided slaughter*.
Who would win A gundam with a psycho frame built completely around it and can travel through alternate timelines, transcending human possibility Or One smokey boi
@@monstermaker73Yeah as others said, super cancer. Radiation from AC cores kills EVEYRTHING. AC 4 90% of the planet is desert because Armored Core radiation. Gundams would get dunked.
@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686 Do they forget most mobile suits have some kind of physical weapon that can crack the armor so beams work? Or that Nano-laminate's upper limit in terms of resistance has never been established?
Eh, in terms of Mecha it kind of does. Spirit of Motherwill may have been a big thing taken down by a NEXT, but it didn’t move like a Gundam, which are ridiculously agile despite being typically twice or more the size of even larger NEXTs. It’s not about scale alone too, it’s about the absurd space lasers the Mobile Suits and Armors carry that would blow straight through the less fantastical NEXT. The joke here isn’t that a NEXT would win a fight, it’s that being within a mile radius of the NEXT would guarantee you die from cancer a year later regardless of the fight.
For those who don't understand, the smaller mech is a NEXT from Armored Core. NEXTs output Kojima particles, which is basically the in-universe's super energy, but it's also super cancer. A single NEXT can render a very large area completely uninhabitable just by existing there. The particular NEXT shown here is an Argyros model, all of its parts are designed to enhance Kojima particle output. It just amps up good ol' Kojima cancer into Uber cancer deluxe edition no refunds everyone you know and love is dead.
Also can't forget that Kojima Particles (KP) rapidly deteriorate most metals besides the ones used to make the NEXT, and even that can get 'sand-blasted' away by a sufficiently dense amount KP, it's apparently a miracle that NEXTs can utilise KP at all.
Worst of all, for bonus points, their signature Cherenkov blue glue is due to every single particle being perpetually at nuclear criticality even when they’re just a few sparse clouds of them dispersed in the wind. For extra credit, everything touched by them will give you heavy metal poisoning for gits and shiggles. Post script, it’s canon that the pilots are basically reduced to wetware CPUs for their own safety. And thus semi permanently entombed inside because fuck trying to decontaminate these things. Also the longer the pilot’s career the more the whole thing slowly lobotomizes them. All with the addendum that these are the smaller, cheaper (relatively), more easily mass produced models. But most importantly of all,… these are the SAFEST versions, compare and contrast the zombie mechs inside of a reactor turned testing arena and city sized disco ball of razor blades whose main forms of attack are vomiting this stuff out in nuclear blast sized clouds.
Even worse when you realize that Unicorn are within the range of NEXT Primal Armor, where the Kojima Particles are concentrated so much it disintegrate conventional bullet and block energy weapon And knowing HYDOR-ARGYROS, oh boy... That thing is basically a flying-mach-capable Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor on total meltdown, but since its Kojima the effect is much much worse
Thing is... the Unicorn and all other RX-0 MS are, when piloted by a full-fledged Newtype, capable of essentially doing anything the pilot wants. If they want a muffin to materialize in their hands, the psychoframe of the RX-0 suit can just... do that on command. It's so bullshit that unless a character has resistance to reality bending of the sort that turns water into maple syrup... then they can't do a damn thing to one.
Thing is... that doesn't really matter too much. An I-Field completely blocks all energy/particle weapons, like its the whole point of them actually, so anything using Kojima particles is outright useless against anything with one on it. And I will remind you the Unicorn has probably the strongest I-Field of any Mobile Suit in its era besides its sister units.
You mean Magic-Field. Anything that exists must respect the laws of physics in-so-much as like all things “supernatural” its very definition will render it incapable of physically existing. The only thing outside of nature it nonexistence. To that end Unicorn must abide by nuclear physics if it wants to be made out of matter. And NEXTs are all walking nuclear explosions.
@@The-Singularity-X01Yeah, as an AC fanboy I gotta give this one to the Gundam Universe. Space robot scale just doesn’t really lose a one v one to in atmosphere mecha half the size, Kojima Particle or not. The Gundam series is no stranger to force fields and laser/beam countering either. People seem to be misinterpretting the joke of the vid, which is even if the Gundam destroys the NEXT, the pilot is guaranteed to be walking away with super cancer.
No newtype, nor space magic or Kira Yamato plot armor can save you from the full blunt of Kojima particles. You may have better luck pushing back a colony entering Earth's atmosphere with a mobile suit.
I’m pretty sure a single NEXT existing would instantly kill every Transformer within a mile radius. Metal eroding super radiation would just fry their electronic brain the minute they got too close and god forbid the NEXT use AA.
@@IronianKnightidk about gundam but Gen 4 AC’s are powered by Kojima particles which are, like 10 times more radioactive than uranium at least and literally turned the world into a desert wasteland and will soon kill even the humans thousands of miles up in the sky by shear volume
I mean the early mobile suits had Nukes as reactors so i believe they have radiation shielding as the 1st gundam took a headon blast from such an explosion
Immagine radiation, which also melts of anything touching it when it's in the air Next are not immune to them they just don't touch their own particles In just ~15 years the earth became s contaminated hell looked fresher
It's more complicated than that, as supposedly Kojima Particles (judging by how IRL Ghost Particles are found most in Antarctica, same as Kojima Particles) it's possible that Kojima Particles are a radioactive variant of Ghost Particles, so you gotta have VERY specific means of blocking Kojima Particles or it kinda just goes through. All nuclear particles are radiation, but not all radiation is nuclear.
Not this time. In this case Cancer wins, and everybody else loses. Whoever survives this fight is gonna need a hospital bed a couple months later and a will.
Actually minor correction: the winner isn’t whoever’s the most “powerful” nor is it who the writer wants to win, It’s whoever this wheel I got from a shady alleyway lands on.
@@R-XI_Sulla No, not even that, I was more so referring to in-verse scaling, as in how different mobile suits/armors scale to each other. It’s really convoluted when you get into it. (I would explain it, but that’d take like 5 years, so just making sure you feel like reading all that)
I'm glad this showed in my feed, subbed, going to now do an Argyros run finally for the sake of microwaving all who oppose me with the power of whrrrrrrr
Actually I'd say Turn A wouldnt be able to casually handwave a NEXT away, Argyros especially. Nanobots would be very very vulnerable to Kojima particles. Argyros doesnt win, but Turn A has to at least work a little bit.
Gundam: WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT PUNK? A.c. : (inhales the blunt down to the filter) haaaaaaaah.... SPOONINMETALBOXSAYSWHAT Gundam: Wha- A.c. : so you are a spoon, eh? WELL, GUESS, IM GONNA IRRADIATE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HEMISPHERE WITH YOUR MOLTEN SLAG DEBRY OF A CARCASS CUTLERY!!! sacred technique. *_M A C R O - W A V E_* *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..._* Gundam: WHAT!?? HUH HAH, HAAAAAAHHHHH[ASHBABY]
this is bacly the classic gundam braker perfect build boss fight joke in a nut shell. its not the size that matters its how you use it that counts. also witnch in this in this case the perfict grade unicorn gundam boss lost hard from death by DOT radaton damage feld that came from the armord core own reactor on awakend overdrive mode.
Damn, the Kohima particles are so dense I started coughing mid laugh and almost died hacking up my lungs. 10 out of 10, my descendants will thank me for giving them such a nice genetic tanning that they’ll never end up going outside to get one for generations.
@@RX-93-2 completely ignoring that NEXTS completely obliterated every government military (which had MTs and ACs) in the world in a few weeks in the national dismantlement war and due to the events of AC4 rendered the surface of the earth uninhabitable and hyper-radioactive
@@RX-93-2 yeah, UC would need many of those to do that amount of damage to any military, much more to damage the earth to AC4 and FA's extent (both of which didn't come anywhere close to happening in the one *year* war) while a handful of NEXTs destroyed every government military (even regular ACs outmatch gundams in performance) in a few *weeks* with conventional NEXT-grade weapons and heavily irradiated the earth by simply existing, before eventually going on to finish the job by rendering the earth entirely uninhabitable. each war in AC4's timeline did infinitely more damage than the OYW could ever hope to come close to
@@RX-93-2That would work slightly but prolong exposure, since Kojima itself is very active radiation it's constantly destroying it's sorrounding to fine dust instantly compare to nuclear radiation, also super cancer.
The thing is you need to get close to it make unicorn win Next especially this core in the video Is specifically made frying and melting anything around 2 miles radius Just search AC verdicts day black glint boss And watch his 2nd phase cutscenes He literally melt the metal around him That Next is not even 50% of the strength compare to the prime 4th ACs People built black glint from half destroy blueprint from the old age and build him by combining the apocalypse tech from 5th gen That Kojima reactor is not even in his 50% strength Just imagine that melt strength from black glint scale up by like 10 times to match with original 4th gen time Next acs And + with 5 more times because of this specific core ability to amplify the radiation Basically that is how radioactive the core in the video is even material like gundaium or psycho frame will melt instantly Within 2 to 3 miles radius the closer you get the easier you will get melt you will only survive if you built your mech from material the Corporations produce. Even if not melt straight away 1minutes your mech will definitely Melt or the pilot will get killed Because kojima partial work similar to modern day ghost particle that tend to phase through objects if they are not strong enough to melt through the aromor Think of is like the condensed particles will melt the metal while Lighter particles will phase through aromor and cockpit while directly getting to the pilot Yeah in order to understand the joke In this video You have to be really deep in both gundam and Armoured core lore.
😅 And from the Unicorn pilot dying because of Kojima, then the Unicorn's pilot became a ghost and returned to pilot the MS to destroy AC, similar to the RX-03 Phenex that activated the NT-D system and went crazy, destroying everything, and disappeared for 2 years, in which the pilot died but the MS could still move and went on a rampage, destroying everything, and then appeared again in Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative.
Ok so ACs are smaller than mobile suits but have More Dakka and are more maneuverable. This means that without a Newtype Pilot and weapons that are specifically designed to take out ACs, they are screwed.
@@slyllamademon2652 I'd say against a grunt suit sure, but against like, any more specialized suit (any of the main character ones) then it's more of an even match, which is the further dependant on the pilot and tech.
I got a goofy suggestion for a next video. Do you know the lebron James "you are my sunshine" meme? replace lebron with the GAN01-SUNSHINE head or NEW SUNSHINE
I watched Unicorn and that's not what was shown to me, it was a force push at best. Authors need to portray what they mean better cuz you know, Show don't tell.
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920sinanju and Zedong rusted away to dust But unicorn needs a shitton of psychoframe to do that (combined its and Zedongs to do it
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920the neo zeong is reduced to rust and a wave of the unicorns hand completely shut down dozens of mobile suits. The sequal movie has a character literally say that the engines of the mobile suits had been sent back to a point before they had been put together
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920no it wasn’t just a force push, in Narrative, when the federation examined what happened, they discovered the reactor units of the Mobile Suits returned to a state before they were assembled
A gundam that is wholely made out of material that let human control mech with mind, psychic energy and could let you read other human mind which evolve ability that is beyound normal human Vs An armored core that is powered by a very radioactive particle named kojima
argyros has a microwave in the cockpit thats uses kojima particles to heat up the food
@@snesnerd3988 I'm keeping note of that for the next time I get bored and try to model a cockpit.
the Eightcore.
real
Manco brand applesauce
Haha
That ac smoked so hard that even unicorn gundam dies to it
Puts a whole new meaning to "second hand smoke"
Hm yes kojima bad for health no smoke
I hear the banshee chackling in the distance knowing not to fuck around with the smol lil microwave
That’s not an AC, it’s a NEXT and they’ll fuck you up while moving at Mach 1+
@haxor7372 next are a type of ac while older models of acs are called normals to separate them from next
"Yeah yeah space magic robot, fuck you" - *Irradiates your planet*
"No guys i swear gundam is real robot not super robot"
@@CursedShinobiClown 🤓
I'll just take this as Unicorn not being a Kojima Chain Smoker
Skill issue. I mean sure you live at least 35% longer than the chain smoker but skill issue nonetheless.
"Prolonged exposure to Kojima particles in the atmosphere has opened my eyes to the Holy Sparkyness of the microwave oven, specifically metal inside of it. And you are looking an awful lot like a spoon right now." -Argyros
Good o'l maxor
When did maxor make this quote?
@@idiotsplayinggames4752 An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat Zero. It's in the Schwarze battle.
Spoons are actually pretty microwave safe all things considered. If you really want sparks to fly, use a fork.
Unicorn : I possess the possibilities for humanity!
NEXT : Hey, the same for me but mine would be possibility of causing cancers.
Also Unicorn: What if.. That didn't happen?
The hidden talent of bring a war criminal.
Gundam: YOu gave people cancer???
AC: .... People?
Gundam: My speed and power are unmat-
AC: Kojima Technique: Planetary Cancee
Turn a Gundam also makes cancer but who will win the cancer off
@@tenkuken7168defo not the femboy
THE KOJIMBA BLUND
THE SIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIE
WORDS THAT KILL
DRINK A SHOT OF CORAL AFTER SMOKE BLUND
Armored Core 4:
"Cool mech.
But does it block super radiation?"
I don't think it needs to since the Unicorn Gundam can be operated by the soul of a dead child. Apparently, somehow, being operated by a dead child also lets it move at FTSL.
@@LuxuSeven okay so I haven't watched any Gundam since elementary..... Wtf is happening???
@@almessasorrow4950 To summarize, Newtype magic bullshit just keeps getting bullshittier. That's about it.
@@TWLSpark why does it sound like it went full Evangelion?
Gundam Space Magic, what next a Toaster with newtype soul in it?
Ah yes the walking *D E M O N C O R E*
Not just walking, it's FLYING AT MACH 1+!
@@therandomlaniusedward2140imagine they gave it White Glint's speed...
@@Lone_Wandering0 i am sure at least ONE person has made a blade build with Agyros
@@Lone_Wandering0 They don't even have to do that, the heaviest NEXTs will easily pull 30 G's when pulling 0 to like 1000 km/h at like 1/3rd of a second, and speed centered builds even more - Which likely still wouldn't care about a gundam's weaponry because of the Primal Armor. And that is assuming it can hit a NEXT.
The poor little unicorn at its greatest with all limiters released can do 20 G's only... *yeah*.
A single NEXT dropped into the Gundam verse would genocide the federation and zeon on its own and turn their planets and colonies into catacombs by walking upon it with the primal armor on.
People really underestimate and undersell the horror that is a NEXT, it will just passively kill any gundam pilot that gets within 4 KM of it. Since if I remember right that's the range at which you had to be to not have your Primal Armor restricted when close to a colony in AC4FA.
The super cancer is just the *icing* on this horrifying cake here, the average NEXT would eat a Unicorn for dinner - A next piloted by the protagonist that solo'ed 6 other NEXT's in one of the final missions? *one-sided slaughter*.
“I have NTD! You cannot possibly hurt me!”
*_”Bold words for someone within kneecapping range.”_*
*kneecancering range
Unfortunately this is a Gundam that can rival the Turn A.
Somehow Kira Yamato would still find a way to plot armor through literal mecha cancer
Space mecha jesus attack
F*ck that guy honestly, him athrun and shinn
Setsuna would stab it and then the GN particles would cure his cancer.
Kora Yamato would end up like a baked potato once any LYNX is finished with him.
How tf did that dude survived several point blank nukes anyways?
The only weakness of space magic: super cancer
Even a NEXT would lose the battle, but the Kojima Poisoning will carry on and win the war.
0:18 "Tha Kojimbo Blunt Troll"
Who would win
A gundam with a psycho frame built completely around it and can travel through alternate timelines, transcending human possibility
Or
One smokey boi
Robo cancer is overpowered as hell.
People forgot the unicorn has anti cancer barrier
You mean literal plot armor.
Who needs the power of Friendship when you have the power of Apocalyptic Super Radiation?
That can eat through a majority of materials like those industrial water jet slicers.
You never talk shit to an ARGYROS when its that close.
An next I general if it got blades or nuklear fists
Never plaued the old AC games, but from what i hear, the mechs in those alone could screw over Gundams.
And cheers from your 400th like
@@monstermaker73 with super cancer
@@monstermaker73Yeah as others said, super cancer. Radiation from AC cores kills EVEYRTHING. AC 4 90% of the planet is desert because Armored Core radiation. Gundams would get dunked.
@@tsunertoo9149 yep
Took 10 years to nearly kill the whole planet
Lmao, the way he says ‘how do you like them apples’
"I prefer apple sauce"
@@LoganLenhart [ Hits a rip from the fattest looking blunt an AC could hold ]
@@phillipineball889 BEEP, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@@LoganLenhart( cough ) haaahghh ( cough ) ( sniffle ) guhhh eeggrhgrggh ( cough ) * hic * ( Cough ) * gasp * ( fucking dying )
@@LoganLenhart*cough sniff sniff augh **_cough cough deep breath COUGH_*
My boy IS the poison swamp
"I am become poison swamp, darkener of souls."
-ARGYROS
Don't worry the gundam fandom experience this everytime a IBO fan, a 00 fan and a Seed fan meets in the same room.
With UC and Turn A fans knocking in the door.
Wait, how'd the IBO fans have any argument over 00? Blink and you're stabbed 10 times seems pretty definitive, and I'm and IBO fan myself.
@@asimplenobody7797 not understanding that their Nanolaminite armor is not a "I win button" in arguments between who would win
@dearickangelonej.legaspi6686 Do they forget most mobile suits have some kind of physical weapon that can crack the armor so beams work? Or that Nano-laminate's upper limit in terms of resistance has never been established?
Powerscalers know size doesn't matter
Eh, in terms of Mecha it kind of does. Spirit of Motherwill may have been a big thing taken down by a NEXT, but it didn’t move like a Gundam, which are ridiculously agile despite being typically twice or more the size of even larger NEXTs. It’s not about scale alone too, it’s about the absurd space lasers the Mobile Suits and Armors carry that would blow straight through the less fantastical NEXT. The joke here isn’t that a NEXT would win a fight, it’s that being within a mile radius of the NEXT would guarantee you die from cancer a year later regardless of the fight.
nobody is safe from Radioactive Hideo Kojima
Unfortunately, it's not that Kojima
Argyros is probably the goofiest looking next with those kojima balls on it
It's so sad Unicorn died of kojima
@@TornaitSuperBirdWho the hell is Unicorn?
@@biggierocc1935 Kojima ma balls
At Least he can Kill enemies without shoting a single Bullet
The "Kojima ball" is literally a technology derived from Sol Dios Kojima cannon!
Brother he even SOUNDS like a stoner, “I prefer applesauce”
[ Hits a rip from the fattest looking blunt an AC could hold ] got me in tears
Torus's been really busy terraforming Earth to Venus with their latest product.
League smoking that reverse terraforming pack
For those who don't understand, the smaller mech is a NEXT from Armored Core. NEXTs output Kojima particles, which is basically the in-universe's super energy, but it's also super cancer. A single NEXT can render a very large area completely uninhabitable just by existing there. The particular NEXT shown here is an Argyros model, all of its parts are designed to enhance Kojima particle output. It just amps up good ol' Kojima cancer into Uber cancer deluxe edition no refunds everyone you know and love is dead.
Also can't forget that Kojima Particles (KP) rapidly deteriorate most metals besides the ones used to make the NEXT, and even that can get 'sand-blasted' away by a sufficiently dense amount KP, it's apparently a miracle that NEXTs can utilise KP at all.
Worst of all, for bonus points, their signature Cherenkov blue glue is due to every single particle being perpetually at nuclear criticality even when they’re just a few sparse clouds of them dispersed in the wind.
For extra credit, everything touched by them will give you heavy metal poisoning for gits and shiggles.
Post script, it’s canon that the pilots are basically reduced to wetware CPUs for their own safety. And thus semi permanently entombed inside because fuck trying to decontaminate these things. Also the longer the pilot’s career the more the whole thing slowly lobotomizes them.
All with the addendum that these are the smaller, cheaper (relatively), more easily mass produced models. But most importantly of all,… these are the SAFEST versions, compare and contrast the zombie mechs inside of a reactor turned testing arena and city sized disco ball of razor blades whose main forms of attack are vomiting this stuff out in nuclear blast sized clouds.
Even worse when you realize that Unicorn are within the range of NEXT Primal Armor, where the Kojima Particles are concentrated so much it disintegrate conventional bullet and block energy weapon
And knowing HYDOR-ARGYROS, oh boy...
That thing is basically a flying-mach-capable Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor on total meltdown, but since its Kojima the effect is much much worse
Thing is... the Unicorn and all other RX-0 MS are, when piloted by a full-fledged Newtype, capable of essentially doing anything the pilot wants. If they want a muffin to materialize in their hands, the psychoframe of the RX-0 suit can just... do that on command. It's so bullshit that unless a character has resistance to reality bending of the sort that turns water into maple syrup... then they can't do a damn thing to one.
"but sir he's standing right there"
I SAID I CAST ASSAULT ARMOR
Thing is... that doesn't really matter too much. An I-Field completely blocks all energy/particle weapons, like its the whole point of them actually, so anything using Kojima particles is outright useless against anything with one on it. And I will remind you the Unicorn has probably the strongest I-Field of any Mobile Suit in its era besides its sister units.
You mean Magic-Field. Anything that exists must respect the laws of physics in-so-much as like all things “supernatural” its very definition will render it incapable of physically existing. The only thing outside of nature it nonexistence. To that end Unicorn must abide by nuclear physics if it wants to be made out of matter. And NEXTs are all walking nuclear explosions.
@@The-Singularity-X01Yeah, as an AC fanboy I gotta give this one to the Gundam Universe. Space robot scale just doesn’t really lose a one v one to in atmosphere mecha half the size, Kojima Particle or not. The Gundam series is no stranger to force fields and laser/beam countering either. People seem to be misinterpretting the joke of the vid, which is even if the Gundam destroys the NEXT, the pilot is guaranteed to be walking away with super cancer.
kojima particle : "keep you waiting huh?"
Power scalers when a character breaks a mountain (calculations somehow get that to multi continental!!!)
Meanwhile the average HORUS Lancer is tripping balls, talking to demons, and shooting you with guns that don’t even exist
No newtype, nor space magic or Kira Yamato plot armor can save you from the full blunt of Kojima particles. You may have better luck pushing back a colony entering Earth's atmosphere with a mobile suit.
Setsuna will sniff them like GN Particles and he'll become Armored Core itself.
@@metalgearexcelsus Ore wa AC da!
My boy can take down anyone! Argyros best boy!
Power-scalers when I made my character straight up unbeatable
NEXTS IN transformers bayverse:
Wait, why is everyone around me dead?
Decepticons in AC4FA verse: *dies from kojima poisoning*
I’m pretty sure a single NEXT existing would instantly kill every Transformer within a mile radius. Metal eroding super radiation would just fry their electronic brain the minute they got too close and god forbid the NEXT use AA.
You need to be on so many levels of mecha lore to get this one. I love it!
I understand perfectly and I find it funny.
@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553Explain for the class?
@@IronianKnight which part ?
@@chaseroland6086 Anything you want to, or anything you think wouldn't be obvious to the uninitiated.
@@IronianKnightidk about gundam but Gen 4 AC’s are powered by Kojima particles which are, like 10 times more radioactive than uranium at least and literally turned the world into a desert wasteland and will soon kill even the humans thousands of miles up in the sky by shear volume
Ok... who turned Kojima into a mech blunt?
It’s what he would have wanted
Getting hit with a Kojima Blunt is a helluva way to go out
Colossal fart attack never fails
More like Super Cancer waves irradiating from ANGRYOS
Armored Core + Demon Souls =
*D E M O N C O R E*
Bro *IS* the poison swamp.
Bro suddenly become... Mircowave?
I mean the early mobile suits had Nukes as reactors so i believe they have radiation shielding as the 1st gundam took a headon blast from such an explosion
Kojima Particles are way deadlier than Nuclear radiation.
Kojima is powerful it'll make nuclear like a speck of electricity.... Also deadlier.
Immagine radiation, which also melts of anything touching it when it's in the air
Next are not immune to them they just don't touch their own particles
In just ~15 years the earth became s contaminated hell looked fresher
It's more complicated than that, as supposedly Kojima Particles (judging by how IRL Ghost Particles are found most in Antarctica, same as Kojima Particles) it's possible that Kojima Particles are a radioactive variant of Ghost Particles, so you gotta have VERY specific means of blocking Kojima Particles or it kinda just goes through. All nuclear particles are radiation, but not all radiation is nuclear.
strange words for someone standing within Assault Armor range...
In the words of late, great visionary Stan Lee; “The Winner is who the writer wants to win!”
In this case the writer is telling us those that gave cancer always wins
Not this time. In this case Cancer wins, and everybody else loses. Whoever survives this fight is gonna need a hospital bed a couple months later and a will.
Actually minor correction: the winner isn’t whoever’s the most “powerful” nor is it who the writer wants to win, It’s whoever this wheel I got from a shady alleyway lands on.
Started coughing IRL, Kojima Particles are no joke
FUNNY JOKES.
GOOFY ANIMATION.
SUPREME SUBTUTLES.
INSTANTLY SUBSCRIBED.
Gundam fans: "I CAN DO ANYTHIG, ¿WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY EVEN DO?"
Armored Core fans: "Hehe, ARGYROS go *Brrrrrrr* "
Minovsky particles has left the chat, literally.
Setsuna would just think the radiation would make him a gundam.
Well, it kind of did.
@@metalgearexcelsus thats the best part
You had me at super radiation that turns every non leadlined place uninhabitable instantly.
destruction at just existing is wild
Bold to assume the lead wouldn’t dissolve or just fucking melt from from the NEXT blazing it up.
an acfa NEXT is rlly out of a gundam’s range by a long shot
_EVERYTHING FROM TECHNOLOGY_
ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
Me trying to scale Iron-Blooded Orphans:
While I love ibo
They have nothing unfortunately on Kojima or space magic
@@R-XI_Sulla No, not even that, I was more so referring to in-verse scaling, as in how different mobile suits/armors scale to each other. It’s really convoluted when you get into it. (I would explain it, but that’d take like 5 years, so just making sure you feel like reading all that)
@@Plant-c9p I feel like reading that
Realising IBO probably the weakest verse
@Truth_chan_studio yes and no
An ibo can take out an double 00
It's just ultra specific
All of ibo are fast af and can crush Mos armor
I'm glad this showed in my feed, subbed, going to now do an Argyros run finally for the sake of microwaving all who oppose me with the power of whrrrrrrr
4 answer is legit the goat
CANCER BEAM GO
If this was the god gundam, things would be different. For starters he would join in and it would be a party!
Turn A Gundam be like: Lol, Lmao, *eats the radiation*
Mazinger zero: lol, lmao, **eats the butterfly and its useless nanobots**
Getter Emperor Devours the radiation like spices
@@jesuscornstorm737 at that point we might as well bring in Simon the digger
@@LegendaryOverfiend *Doraemon*
Actually I'd say Turn A wouldnt be able to casually handwave a NEXT away, Argyros especially. Nanobots would be very very vulnerable to Kojima particles.
Argyros doesnt win, but Turn A has to at least work a little bit.
Verdict day final boss
J’s QB into AA combo has nuked me more times than I’d like to admit.
Gundam: WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT PUNK?
A.c. : (inhales the blunt down to the filter) haaaaaaaah....
SPOONINMETALBOXSAYSWHAT
Gundam: Wha-
A.c. : so you are a spoon, eh?
WELL, GUESS, IM GONNA IRRADIATE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HEMISPHERE WITH YOUR MOLTEN SLAG DEBRY OF A CARCASS CUTLERY!!!
sacred technique.
*_M A C R O - W A V E_*
*_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..._*
Gundam: WHAT!?? HUH HAH, HAAAAAAHHHHH[ASHBABY]
this is bacly the classic gundam braker perfect build boss fight joke in a nut shell. its not the size that matters its how you use it that counts. also witnch in this in this case the perfict grade unicorn gundam boss lost hard from death by DOT radaton damage feld that came from the armord core own reactor on awakend overdrive mode.
This is the best shitpost ive seen in a while
As someone who has played armored core and knows too much about both it and MSG for their own good. Unicorn still wins depending on the pilot.
Strongest AC vs godlike Gunsam 😂
@av3ry966 giant robot drug 😂
Here I am coming back for the laugh… idk why, but this WONT get old 😂
Although I’m a tf fan, I gotta say optimus vs gundam fight was a little “unfair” because they downscaled the gundam to prime’s size
Damn, the Kohima particles are so dense I started coughing mid laugh and almost died hacking up my lungs. 10 out of 10, my descendants will thank me for giving them such a nice genetic tanning that they’ll never end up going outside to get one for generations.
That's some dank Kojima particles.
Does the Uni-korn have any idea why the world of A.C. was destroyed in only 3 wars between a few battles Next's only with decades apart?
The one year war did more damage than any 1 of those
@@RX-93-2 completely ignoring that NEXTS completely obliterated every government military (which had MTs and ACs) in the world in a few weeks in the national dismantlement war and due to the events of AC4 rendered the surface of the earth uninhabitable and hyper-radioactive
@Rexereman same would happen with any large-scale radioactive weapons
@@RX-93-2 yeah, UC would need many of those to do that amount of damage to any military, much more to damage the earth to AC4 and FA's extent (both of which didn't come anywhere close to happening in the one *year* war) while a handful of NEXTs destroyed every government military (even regular ACs outmatch gundams in performance) in a few *weeks* with conventional NEXT-grade weapons and heavily irradiated the earth by simply existing, before eventually going on to finish the job by rendering the earth entirely uninhabitable. each war in AC4's timeline did infinitely more damage than the OYW could ever hope to come close to
@@RX-93-2 *Reusable mobile nuclear weapons.*
Pretty sure unicorn with its space magic can't get effected by this. Extremely funny vid tho.
Its all fun and games till Turn A pops up and goes "No."
The UNICORN is radiation sealed. Has to be for space travel.
Nuclear Radiation? He needs Kojima Radiation Seal Containment kind of.
@@vergiltheartofpower6616 cosmic radiation, which varies wildly on type. So he'd probably be fine.
@@RX-93-2That would work slightly but prolong exposure, since Kojima itself is very active radiation it's constantly destroying it's sorrounding to fine dust instantly compare to nuclear radiation, also super cancer.
The thing is you need to get close to it make unicorn win
Next especially this core in the video
Is specifically made frying and melting anything around 2 miles radius
Just search AC verdicts day black glint boss
And watch his 2nd phase cutscenes
He literally melt the metal around him
That Next is not even 50% of the strength compare to the prime 4th ACs
People built black glint from half destroy blueprint from the old age and build him by combining the apocalypse tech from 5th gen
That Kojima reactor is not even in his 50% strength
Just imagine that melt strength from black glint scale up by like 10 times to match with original 4th gen time Next acs
And + with 5 more times because of this specific core ability to amplify the radiation
Basically that is how radioactive the core in the video is even material like gundaium or psycho frame will melt instantly
Within 2 to 3 miles radius the closer you get the easier you will get melt you will only survive if you built your mech from material the Corporations produce.
Even if not melt straight away
1minutes your mech will definitely
Melt or the pilot will get killed
Because kojima partial work similar to modern day ghost particle that tend to phase through objects if they are not strong enough to melt through the aromor
Think of is like the condensed particles will melt the metal while
Lighter particles will phase through aromor and cockpit while directly getting to the pilot
Yeah in order to understand the joke
In this video
You have to be really deep in both gundam and Armoured core lore.
people tend to underestimate radiation in 4th gen are not just give you cancer they melt material from literally miles away
“That’s cute… do I smell bacon??!”
Lmao damn my boy couldn’t handle the smoke
Unicorn gundam looking in horror as the ac alba speed blitz him before he could even activate the nt system
😅 And from the Unicorn pilot dying because of Kojima, then the Unicorn's pilot became a ghost and returned to pilot the MS to destroy AC, similar to the RX-03 Phenex that activated the NT-D system and went crazy, destroying everything, and disappeared for 2 years, in which the pilot died but the MS could still move and went on a rampage, destroying everything, and then appeared again in Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative.
Mobile Suits are just 00-ARETHA's slim cousins.
Row row fight the power
Do the imposible
See the invisible
Smoke KP everyday
Ah yes, tha Kojimbo blunt!
Now Awakened Unicorn however
Ok so ACs are smaller than mobile suits but have More Dakka and are more maneuverable. This means that without a Newtype Pilot and weapons that are specifically designed to take out ACs, they are screwed.
@@slyllamademon2652 I'd say against a grunt suit sure, but against like, any more specialized suit (any of the main character ones) then it's more of an even match, which is the further dependant on the pilot and tech.
A lot of gundams in the main universe are kinda trash so yeah. The AUs are a different story
Hi, love this. I want to use it for a meme template now.
hmm, now i wonder woudl the ntd classify augmented humans or lynx as cyber newtypes?
Cyber newtype maybe but depends on the soul
Super oldtipes maybe, they don't have much of a soul when it comes to human plus at least
The only "special" a out lynx is that they basically have the AV from iron blooded orphans
That's basically what a lynx is
Given the fact there is no 'psychic' component to them, it probably wouldn't trigger by itself.
Anyways sooo the unicorn gundam is called the beast of possibility and his name is what he can do
I got a goofy suggestion for a next video. Do you know the lebron James "you are my sunshine" meme? replace lebron with the GAN01-SUNSHINE head or NEW SUNSHINE
While the Unicorn at full power possesses the ability to manipulate time, it still can’t beat the *invincible* Kojima Particles
I watched Unicorn and that's not what was shown to me, it was a force push at best.
Authors need to portray what they mean better cuz you know, Show don't tell.
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920sinanju and Zedong rusted away to dust
But unicorn needs a shitton of psychoframe to do that (combined its and Zedongs to do it
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920the neo zeong is reduced to rust and a wave of the unicorns hand completely shut down dozens of mobile suits. The sequal movie has a character literally say that the engines of the mobile suits had been sent back to a point before they had been put together
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920no it wasn’t just a force push, in Narrative, when the federation examined what happened, they discovered the reactor units of the Mobile Suits returned to a state before they were assembled
Wtf? Since when did Gundams manipulating times now?
He became a microwave. 😂
Me when AC vs Gundam:
Pressure chainsmoker lore
the urban mech is immortal
oh my god i looked away and ur channel got 1k subs congrats bro!!
Power Scalers when a character kicks a rock (That must mean they hit with the force of 30,000 morbillion kojimbotons of TNT!!!11!1).
Krillin throwing a rock is planet level because it hurt Goku who beat Frieza who destroys planets
**laughs in mazinger zero**
Hilarious and lore accurate!
Amphibious MS: "are we safe?"
KOJIMA BOOF
Not even the mightiest Gundam can handle that level of GREEN
Green powers activate
Imaginary technique Broken microwave
A gundam that is wholely made out of material that let human control mech with mind, psychic energy and could let you read other human mind which evolve ability that is beyound normal human
Vs
An armored core that is powered by a very radioactive particle named kojima