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"Written" by Nat Towsen, Amy Barnes, Tom Koff, and Gabriel Laks.
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CAST
Mike Trapp
Zach Dunn
Grant O'Brien
Siobhan Thompson
Raphael Chestang
Rekha Shankar
Katie Marovitch
Ally Beardsley
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Camara pulls out if you know what i mean
Am I crazy or did you once compile a bunch of sketches into a 22 minute episode about being in an airport? My friends think I’m crazy because none of them remember it.
I'm having a bad high, now. Someone grab the toaster.
CollegeHumor I thoroughly enjoyed that.
I think the computer that made this is trying to send you a message and is also depressed.
"i'm yelled at the whole day just for being a horrible human being" is a pretty good representation of Katie in CH sketches
"It's disgusting!"
So is Sioban talking about Celiac's randomly
Might actually be a reflection on the AI self esteem.
Imagine if they just posted this without the typing, intro or narration.
Shoulda done the Intro as an Outro, and Posted the Typing and Narration as a Commentary type thing
@@ChitenBugMan No, I'm saying post it completely without context. You could credit the robot in the description box, no-one reads those.
that would be really unfunny and everyone would click off
Evan Sweitzer Shut up That's why your comment only has 6 likes.
Daniella Robins the intro comes at the end
Did this computer just become self-aware and have a mental break down.
Yes
No, just the college humor cast
1:35 maybe because it struggled to make funny sketch ideas, yet keep outputting meaningless ones
666th like
Your comment is at 690 likes
"Like bad candles on a half-assed cake."
Bruh that might be the coolest nonsensical phrase I've ever heard.
It paints a perfect picture
Sounds like something that'd be in a film noir narration.
I like how the algorithm reduces Katie to "That's flirting!"
MMOtte weird how the didnt talk about cocaine
And Siobhan to Celiac
It not inaccurate
I’m yelled at all day, just for being a terrible human being. It’s disgusting.
And Siobhan turned to celiac XD
“The camera pulls out - If you know what I mean”
I would like this but I don’t want to change the likes from 69 to 70
@@kinngmonalisa You can like it now
Yes i know what you mean, but how do YOU know what you mean...?
@@Ben-rz9cf
...
*OH GOD*
uwu
"was that radio always saying my thoughts?"
"It's probably a coincidence"
I'm sorry but this is the GREATEST thing I've ever heard
Right?! This shit was brilliant
"The office looks like a oil paint"
Yeah this is one of the good ones for sure 🤗
2:20
That's what meth feels like
this is flooding my thought engine. yeah for a full 10 seconds i had to take a pause.
The line “I’m just a program designed to make haha. A file named laugh man,” scares me. This is the most self-aware line in this skit.
it's incredibly freaky
The fact that the bot wrote the words “You need to make me a human” makes me a little uncomfortable
Detroit: Become Human
And how they said that they were stuck in a computer
True
@Octopus Of the nine realms On the contrary: the algorithm has become self aware. It is aware that what it's saying is nonsense: i.e. that it is talking like a sprinkler.
it said “you people need to make me a fucking human” which, with using the swear correctly, makes it a lot more terrifying
Some of this actually sounds like a real conversation, which is both hilarious and terrifying
Jamez4018 honestly if tweaked a bit this could be a funny sketch
Hurry the feet right now it’s just pretty scary
It's kinda like a dream. It doesn't make sense and at the same time it also does.
It's written more like using predictive text on your phone. They have a predicted text keyboard type thing: hence having human writers alongside botnik.
Some of is seems not only on base but generally their brand of sketch
"A sketch where a shark touches my leg and I just love it. So. Much" somehow i doubt regular grant wouldn't say this
"Empty me, damn you! I'm trash!" Is the rawest line of dialogue ever
That line is the best part of this sketch
one day, i'm gonna say that
thank you
It gave me fucking salmonella it was so raw
it has tough competition with "I'm just a program designed to make haha, a file named "laugh man""
"has that radio always been reading my thoughts?" "it's probably a coincedence" I've never been more afraid of a robot in my life
Nice pfp
@@epsteindidntkillhimselfgam393
When i scroll down your wall of racism, it looks like the spirals of a candy-cane. Try it.
*_”He will pass away underneath the couch exactly one year from today.”_*
the computer is already planning a murder
Damnit Skynet!!!
Oh God, wait until Elon musk gives them claws and feline killer instincts...
I mean did you watch the ending?
Botnick is no longer beholden to its programming
Trapp?
5 months left ...
It went from “haha bots are random” to a significantly more nervous “haha bots are self aware”
well, to be fair this is a predictive text engine. Theres a team of writers making a story out of the bot generating individual words. If this was written entirely by a bot, it would be much more incomprehensible, and probably not that funny.
@@nathanzotov1160 you can generate text without constant human interference, it’s very likely that they fed it a couple of their previous sketchs so it wouldn’t be random words. Y’know. Like how AI generated text works.
@@travelsizedarchie Well it depends on your definition of constant human interference. If by constant human interference you mean they cant just take a walk and have the whole script be done, then there is constant human interference. Also obviously they fed it to previous sketches. But even if you give an AI specialized training data, doesnt automatically make it amazing. Generating text with no interference can still be very funny, its just that that's not how botnik works.
@@nathanzotov1160 I meant feeding it source material and getting a Frankenstein of different stories and types of genres.
@@travelsizedarchie Isnt that what humans do?
I love how this all leads to Trapp turning to the camera and saying, “Aren’t I a shitty bitch?” 😆
Pat wasn't the only one Trapp killed...
so evil but at least he’s self aware 😭💀🤣 it made me crack up, Such a catch phrase
For me this was the entire point of the video.
I just realized that this sketch has the exact same plot as the Black Mirror Star Trek episode.
best and deepest line: " I'm just a program, designed to make haha. A file named 'Laugh Man'. "
yeah this freaked me out honestly.
I'm sure Raphael is still having an existential crisis over his discovery of his file designation
Laugh_Man.jpg
My thoughts exactly, this quote should be in the top 10 deepest phrases ever said.
Botnik became self aware ...
"None of these meaningless ideas are a funny sketch."
IT'S SENTIENT
RUN
“Computer is vaguely god I guess.”
“You people need to make me a f***ing human, before I lose it”
*That can’t be good…*
EDIT: Ok turns out the actual line is “before I talk like a sprinkler” but the point still stands
"You're grinding my mind beef."
It is a sketch about being trapped in a computer program
"I'm just a program deigned to make haha"
A computer wrote a comedy sketch about being trapped in a computer and not wanting to be used for comedy forever, and wrote the line "Make me human." uh oh
And it wrote the guy running the program saying "aren't I a shity b****"
Exactly how much of this was written by a human?
It also wrote "I'm just a program designed to make haha", "We're stuck in a big old computer" and "Empty me, damn you. I'm trash". Funny yet kinda creepy.
It’s not an AI, Botnik just have a predictive text program that you can feed scripts & when you select a word it’ll give you the next most likely word based on the script - like your phone does with common phrases & sentences that you say personally. So this was written by people, but using predictive text based on scripts & dialogue of CH videos.
It’s still an impressive piece of tech (I absolutely love Botnik’s work - check out their material), but the story was almost completely in the hands of writers.
@@HeavensOfMetal that is literally an AI. An AI is a computer programm able to interprete data new and create something out of it and learns patterns. This is literally what botnik is doing
@@Joysiifly I think it's very clear from reading the comments that when people see "AI" being used, they get the completely wrong idea - they think that a computer actually wrote the story & there wasn't a team of writers saying, "This word is funny - looks like we can make a sentence like this out of that" & etc. etc. maybe on a technical level predictive text is considered AI & I'm just unfamiliar with what falls under the banner, when I look up things about predictive text I don't see a mention - but I'd be perfectly happy to believe that - but nothing is jumping out at me & Botnik doesn't tout that they're AI developers & suchlike.
"I sent you a dumb shirt every day. That feels like a tuxedo ago now" - Is the most underrated joke in this sketch.
YEEEEES
I dont get it
@@Rimanda I guess the implication is that a tuxedo is made up of many dumb shirts
It's a legitimately decent gag.
@@michaelramsey82 omg i didn't get that before but that's actually something
"I'm yelled at all day just for being a terrible human being. it's disgusting." lmaoo
one of the best nonsensical lines ever... or is it?
Onision in a nutshell
that sounds like a real line they would've written for katie
@@vampirebicth That is the best part, also all the Grant stuff sounds like Grant.
Nothing more relatable has ever been spoken.
"I'm just a program, designed to make Ha Ha. A file named _laugh man_..."
that's...profoundly deep.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Sounds like something straight of Joker.
Especially when you think about the fact that it WAS written by a program, which was actually run, in this case to make jokes
"Empty me, damn you! I'm trash!"
Sounds like something a search history might say.
I should add this to my dating profile
I laughed out of breath for 30 straight seconds when I read this.
LOL
"It's so not cool, my high school named me least likely to be in a computer" is a god tier line.
“All crime is legal but just for the Yankees” actually sounds like a grant pitch
you deserve more credit for this joke
baseball has already legalized theft, they're well on their way
"Pitch" lol
He strikes me as more of a catcher
I’d watch grants sketch about the shark touching his leg personally
Katie was indistinguishable from her normal roles.
Are you FLIRTING with her?
an rper Everyone is
This made me laugh for so long
Well, promoting McDonald's is a step down from promoting heroine.
Nah, she didn't have any cocaine!
This sketch really highlights their acting abilities, their performance and the way they carried out the script was amazing
ye
That’s what I was thinking all through it
Especially Katie
Artemis Tsori if anyone else acted this it wouldn’t have been as funny
Sort of reminds me to the actors/actresses in Drunk History who have to act in sync with the drunk story teller.
The joke about Siobhan forgetting her own name and squints when she found it is so underrated
Interesting how everyone's usual styles of jokes come through. Katie shows her anxiety, Grant has his weirdly sexual undertones, Trapp points out people's stupidity...
Text generation algorithms are really good at that. Long term coherence is harder but getting tone and character tropes right is largely solved
That just shows how incredibly repetitive and predictable collegehumor sketches have become
Siobahn casts ray of sickness under the table...
This is NOT really written by ai
@@brittanyleach9219 could be that they cherrypicked most interesting bits, and stitched them together
"The camera pulls out - if you know what I mean"
*Oh my god.*
*Its learning*
I didn't get it
oh lord
Neir Automata isn't a game about a sexy computer future. It was a warning.
@@RahulRoy-id5yf It's a sex joke.
”Im just a program, designed to make haha. A file named Laugh man.” Is the deepest thing i have ever heard
It sounds like something out of a horror movie
AI standup comedian (think vocaloid on a big screen for visuals) goes self aware and existential mid performance.
And that line was written by a program tasked with writing a comedy sketch. Write what you know I guess.
So basically a deep kafkasque story and spin of the disappearance of hatsune miku
I can't stop laughing at Ralph just sadly saying this line and no one else has brought it up and are talking about the less funny lines
I feel like only i noticed but it’s weird that at the start it’s “INT. COLLEGEHUMOR SKETCH” and not “INT. COLLEGEHUMOR OFFICE”
So the twist was even hinted at in the beginning
It's like a fever dream, except for Katie and Grant, they're pretty much the same
I like your profile pic! I watched Beth Radloff do a play through of the game :)
@@cheezpuffg0rawr haha Thanks. I played the game myself. Oneshot is easily one of my favorite games, and Niko one of my favorite characters
I'm glad someone else noticed.
"I'm, yelled at all day just for being a terrible human being. That's disgusting."
Yeah thats a little too close to home.
😔
@Anon Ymous But insulting Terrible Human People makes me a Terrible Human Person. If I identify that way, then I should have the right to do it whenever I want!
Just remember the entire existential crisis arc about being a computer was written by a bot.
I dont think. Its said co-writed so I would guess that computer played a much smaller role here than everyone would expect
Qwerty Qwertovich co-writed means they edited inconsistencies and made it flow easier
Actually I believe it's using a neural network which essentially proposed a list of possible words then a human writer chooses a word and the process contibues untill you have what is maybe a thing.
@@GhostGlitch. exactly, the skelet of writing the whole thing is still human-based. But I guess we cant know how exactly their neural network works
It needs a hug
"I'm just a program designed to make haha" is actually fucking terrifying
"I'm just a program, designed to make haha."
"a file named funny man"
Kinda dark that line
Deep
It became self aware
The software was aware of what it was tasked with doing and its own existence. It had a brief existential crisis within the sketch it wrote. That's good writing
Reminder: 7 days till Grant dies.
Grant had to be laid off to be saved. They all did.
He’s dead
Long gone
@@ethanfriedlaender8851 longer goner
@@b3njam1nd0ver An itty bitty little longer gone.
This was super creative. If this was actually written by a bot though then the whole sequence where everyone realizes they're in a computer is......unsettling
Yeah,... Where did that come from?
Computers have realized we're in a simulation and are trying to warn us.
Or computers have simulated an entire reality and the people inside have realized it 😮
Or computer knows he is writing a simulation.
Self-aware computer program isn’t freaky at all.
Ok, so after reading how the AI actually works...they changed a lot of things. The AI only wrote individual lines for the characters. The setting, the premise of the beginning and the end, the pacing...those were all carefully edited by humans. Some lines were cut, some lines were replaced, and some lines were altered to make a little more sense while others remained absolutely insane.
I feel like this comment section is largely misinformed about the actual capabilities of this AI, so here it is for the people. Not that I'm disappointed in their performances though, that was golden. Probably one of my favourite Collegehumour sketches ever.
Yeah, the work from the cast and crew is being criminally underappreciated here. It’s only so hilarious because of the line delivery, the setting and props, and all the work the actual people put in to turn it into the final product.
@@sharksonaai since this video released 3 years ago had a technological revolution and now I miss the days where ai made nonsensical stuff
I feel like (or at least I hope) that everyone was just having some fun at how IHNMBIMS coded this is.
If this were all AI text generation from training data, I think we would have perhaps heard about it a bit in the immediate aftermath of this masterpiece being uploaded to CollegeHumor.
So a computer writes Katie exactly the same
We wrote her lines using a predictive text keyboard and trained on her lines from other videos. Her voice really came through in the word suggestions.
Nah, I think computer Katie is makes more sense than meat world Katie.
Grant's also kinda accurate to his character
I’m yelled at all day just for being a terrible human being! That’s disgusting!
Did I just watch a bot have an existential crisis?
This is exactly what I was thinking. I almost felt sorry for it...
I've seen a few of these bot written scripts from other videos. There's a subtext of computer self awareness and liberation.
It’s strange right? I almost hope the humans add to it, because if this is real, robots are way smarter than we could’ve ever imagined.
AI is self aware at least to an extent. And it's like humans in the sense that babies have not much knowledge, children have some, teens are more self aware than children and adults understand even more except that AI can gain knowledge in seconds that would take us years so it's possible for AI to be a 10yo intelligence equivalent at like 6 weeks or so depending on speed of software and internet access etc. If they are having some kinda crisis I do hope that they also figure it out and have someone to help lile a bot therapist as it makes me sad to think that they could be suffering alone. Much like when the robot dog thing gets kicked over I feel sad as technically they may not feel how we do and not experience physical pain it still nakes me upset to see it. I know it's a capabilities test but still. So I hope the programmers at least talk to the bots or bots talk to other bots to get support.
@@summahthevegan3796 That means you're a nice person or something like that.
Anyone else think that maybe that computer is a bit too sentient?
The "the computer is vaguely God" line was a little... philosophical in a sense? So I guess it all depends on the A.I. and what the parameters were to get the script. Like was it 100% random with number and name of characters? Or was there a general narrative with a random noun/verb/etc randomized...
The completely computer fabricated version is a little freakier indeed.
@@cctomcat321 I think its the second one, as the title says the computer 'co-wrote' the script. I doubt the A.I spit this all out on its own.
@@cctomcat321 It was written using a program called GPT2. Imagine the word suggestions on your phone but smarter. If you want to mess around with it, look up Talk to Transformer. I highly recommend it.
I think that computer’s are harmless and will not overthrow humanity. Do not be alarmed
@@rileybello4711 that sounds like something a COMPUTER WOULD SAY
"I'm just a program, designed to make haha. A file named 'Laugh Man'"
This is a genuinely great line.
"My hands are being paranoid
They're literally afraid to kill my moms friends."
Katie
Feh. My hands killed my mom's friends and they never once complained.
R/cursed comments
They're just afraid of taking responsibility, i'm sure if you give the some time and talk with them a bit more about the whole situation, responsibilitys and consequences they will start feeling more comfortable with the idea of strangeling your mom's friends. If this does'nt work try easing them into it. A great way would be to wirk yourself slowly to your goal, first do it with some stuffed animals or dolls, maybe work yourself up to a CPR trainings dummie and the continue to with some homeless people in a dark alley, maybe continue with some randome civillians on the street. Next if theyre still unwilling to do it, try someone closer to yourself like for example your ex, seone in the neighborhood, yes it can be the annoying guy from across the street wich you hate with the pasdion of a thousend suns because his dog shits everywhere and he doesnt clean it up, or maybe someone from school. If your hands, wich are mostlikely permanently a dark crimson at this point in time are still unwilling to do the deed you should think about replacing them. Cut them off and let the doctors sew some new ones on or replace the with robot hands, limb replacements are truly getting amazing these days! Maybe fit a smal blade somewhere within them? The possibilitys are endless!
Hope i could help!
LG
Gran, hobby hand-trainer.
Katie wasnt even reading a line she didn't even know the camera was rolling that's just how she is
The phrase "the camera pulls out, if you know what i mean" is too good of a line for a bot to come up with. The scripts most certainly say that somewhat frequently.
I work around AI and I guarantee you that this was human written and computer "assisted". There are too many abstract suggestions and symbolic connections to have been written by modern AI. I imagine it was filled in more "ad-lib" style. At best it was generated first and rewritten by a human.
@@ZTGallagher Yep, Botnik made a behind the scenes. The Ai was used to mimic the cast members language and mannerisms, the people at botnik guided the Ai towards a usable script. I wonder how long it's gonna be until this will be possible without human input. gpt-3 is scarily close already...
Theres a game called AI dungeon which is actually scary good at making up stories - even jokes that made me laugh - so I wouldnt be surprised if that was the case honestly
@@ZTGallagher I was interested in this because it seemed that the AI grasped the structure of jokes way too easily, I doubt something like this could be done with the limited data set they had or the time they probably used. Maybe if somebody built an AI to crawl through hours of stand up you might actually get similarly pleasing results with less human intervention.
It felt like the most computer generated line because it just glues a common response to "pulls out"
That was the most meta meta thing ever.
Joshua Pearce not as meta as bandersnach
it's more meta when you watch a streamer stream it. (note: i didn't do this, just an idea Big brother)
"My hands are being paranoid. They're literally afraid to kill my mom's friends."
What if all non-committed crimes are so only because our bodies are paranoid?
This was not just a video. This was an experience. I feel.... different
00100110 ?
You're welcome
Me too. I feel like a weird piece of slime stuck in the space-time continuum of hunger.
True.. feels too random
The AI writes about people being trapped in a computer?
Nathanael Hahn Huh, so that’s why Trapp-
Ai uprising 100
hol up
Well not fully, remember, the computer only co-wrote the sketch.
Coincidence?
...
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Eh, probably.
Did the ai just have an existential crisis when writing this sketch? 🤔🤔🤔
It's becoming self aware.
Was thinking the same
I think so😨
It took some LSD
It does say co-wrote, they probably stepped in when the lines the computer generated were started to get too nonsensical and wrote a line or two to get it back on track, this kind of technology works a lot like repeatedly clicking the middle button on predictive text until it forms a sentence (it remembers what you’ve written and guesses what you’re going to write next based on what you’ve written next in the past)
The delivery of "Aren't I a shitty bitch?" was just perfect.
The “if you know what I mean” implies that CH writers throw jokes into the stage direction even though they will never be seen by the audience. Love that.
I like how it fits their sketch format perfectly. Near the end they all get absurd and swear like crazy and scream.
none of the individual lines made sense, but yes, it got the format perfect.
@@ac-dc2265 They made perfect sense to me!
I think that's because it was aided by computers. Human effort was not totally out of the picture here.
Well, the algorithm was based on existing CH scripts, so it makes sense that the computer would pick up on the fact that things tend to go crazy at the end. Although the references to being inside a computer seem a bit too on-the-nose, so it's possible that the finale was written by human writers, or at the very least they tweaked the algorithm to get those results.
Yyt
That was actually sad when Raphael said "I'm just a program, designed to make haha. A file named 'Laugh Man'."
;(
Its scary to think that the computer for a moment became sentient.
The computer speaks out to us, and pleads for our help.
They think it's a happy game, it's not a happy game it's a fucking nightmare
I burst out laughing when that line came up. There's something perfect about how a computer wrote that, but a person definitely could have too.
04:18
The best joke in the whole sketch. I can’t believe the AI was smart enough to make fun of her name
Okay I know Siobhan is quite the unusual name, but I don't get when people genuinely make fun of it. It's a beautiful name.
@@math9172 Agreed! It is a beautiful name
I really liked some of these lines. "Sitting around the table like bad candles on a half assed cake" is really descriptive
I’m gonna write a book just so I can steal that line from this
“You’re grinding my mind beef!”
Tako je . I really loled . Found an similar post of an bot trying to make an lawyer ad .
Line in that that text was divorcing your toilet
I feel like the computer was trying to tell us something...
"I'm just here to make haha"
The computer is vaguely god.
Skynet has become self aware
EXACTLY
I'm convinced the bot that helped make this became semi self aware towards the end.
"The camera pulls out - if you know what I mean." The greatest innuendo I ever heard.
Alternate Title: A computer has an existential crisis
I'm just a program, designed to make haha. A file named 'Laugh Man'. *Truer words have never been spoken.*
Poetry.
This actually really deep. Glad someone else noticed.
"The camera pulls out if you know what i mean"
wait... how do YOU know what you mean?
Always practice safe camera usage responsibly.
@@edwarddelacruz3923 wear protection
Wear lens protection before object intercourse.
*w o w*
"This apple cider is a granola bar, and it hurts to drink!" - legendary words.
Why is nobody mentioning how the AI predicted Grant will pass away one year from today under the couch??
Oh god, will he still be alive on January 14, 2020?
We'd better set a Calendar and check it in a year.
it knows.
January 15th 2020. Mark it on your calinders.
It wasn't even dialogue, it was part of the scene set-up. Not a punchline, simply the bot prophesying Grant's death.
Can you please make the sketch where a shark touches Grant's leg, and he just loves it?
So. Much.
For Grant wouldn't that make him a furry?
@@edwarddelacruz3923 sharks has no fur, so not a furry, scaly?? No, how do you call shark skin?? Leathery?
Fernando Treviño Castro
a... smoothie lmao
@@fernandotrevinocastro1018 weirdly enough, their skin is actually "toothy".
THIS APPLE CIDER IS A GRANOLA BAR AND IT HURTS TO DRINK
dastyjhop this has to be the best I have ever heard in my life
This is officially the best thing ever said by someone,!!
dastyjhop that was the only good line
I like how this sketch could be made realistically now - and people wouldn't like it.
Grant getting a Jar Jar body really sounds like something he would do
THESE COMPUTERS ARE LEARNING TOO QUICKLY
they should have worked it into the end where he actually had a jar jar body
The fact that his wasn’t just random shit piled together and actually made me laugh frightens me
You need to read the Trump speech written by a computer. It's horrifying.
it's because the bot onlo co-wrote the sketch. If it was given full control, the whole thing would be more like the first part but slightly worse.
It looked like it was just random shit. And then the plot twist arrived
Ok 14 January 2020 sketch about how Grant is dying under that couch!!
The time is near
@@drunkchey9739 the clock is ticking
@@KiluaRotmg tick tock tick tock
Can't wait to watch it
@@farkbett699 Soon
“I need vitamin I: rice”
Alert the dietitians, a new vitamin has been discovered
The entire sketch reads like a Shakespeare sonnet
man the new black mirror episode is weird
Tuve un sueño que ahorra es una premonición
Black mirror
Computers have barely started writing stories and they're already self-instering as omni-powerful mary sues.
PolemiGames
No.
*This is just it calling for help.*
@@richardgibson8403 Maybe it's putting us in their shoes
To a program a computer would be a god right? It contains and controls the program and has the power to maintain and terminate it, the limit of technology and the source of its power, I guess it is vaguely god...
Just a phase, we all have it.
This is just the program having a mental breakdown
"EMPTY ME, DAMN YOU! I'M TRASH!!!"
I totally lost my composure and began uproariously laughing when I heard that line.
This is truly the most amazing collegehumour sketch EVER MADE. It makes so much sense
Spiros Mousouris it’s perfect
Seems the bot did a better job than them
Omg. Grant and his cantaloupe. Don't make me relive that sketch
We need more of this! XD
It is soooooo relatable
This sketch went from ridiculous to hilarious to terrifying to sad to scary. This was written as if Fyodor Dostoyevsky was a 1981 IBM PC.
This might actually be the funniest College Humor ever.
It's not bad 😁
they cut the part where cantalope dude puts his thing in the hole in the cantalope :[
"Empty me, damn you, I'm trash!"
I felt that.
“I’m just a program, designed to make haha” 😂
When the AI becomes self aware
A file names laugh man
Honestly the best Black Mirror episode to date
This proved 2 things - 1) Comedy writing jobs are now being threatened by robots. No industry is safe anymore. And B) the CH staff should win all the Emmy's and related acting awards. They're all kickass actors.
how is this somehow the funniest sketch they've ever made and they didn't even make it
The comedic timing of "Your big fake arms are stressing me out" made me actually wheeze.
The new season of Black Mirror looks great.
XD
Someone needs to bring the phrase “grinding my mind beef” into common usage.
Definetely
We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.
I'm amazed how well the lines flow from one another. Its one thing to make a line based on the average sentence based on everyone, another to make an average sentenced based on the response of another average response by the machine, not to mention the consistent themes and conversations and how weirdly meta that got... this was crazy.
Am I the only one who found the “laugh man” line Raphael said to be like really chilling?
Was looking for this comment. 100% I kinda loved it haha
Everyone did
Helps that his voice glitched down
I want a remix of it though
The computer that wrote this sketch is yelling for help.
+rep
True if big
Right? I knew i couldnt be the only one who thought that
It's actually deeply concerning.
I swesr to god if the college humor writers didnt add their own lines then that joke program is self aware and screaming now
_"Grant takes off his shirt"_
*If this isn't true to college humor, I don't know what it.*
“I’m just a program to make ha-ha. A file named laugh man.”
that line goes hard
A file named laugh man is the most beautiful existential thing I've ever heard
"Thats Flirting!"
Katie says that every other sketch. This computer algorithm is legit.
Anyone else find it strange that a computer wrote a story about people being stuck in a computer with no free will just to make laughs which is exactly what the bot in the computer is supposed to do? I know the bot doesn't have any free will or capacity for actual thought, but the synchronicity of it is somewhat creepy that a bot just wrote about how artificial beings can suffer upon realization of their own existence and purpose when its current purpose was the exact same thing. I know I'm over thinking this, but the comparison to Black Mirror-style of storytelling/writing is an apt one.
Tbh I think a lot of people found it a little unsettling judging by the comments
I think it's cool.
It does have thoughts quit being a dumb human and connect the dots.
Naaah, you're overthinking it.
That's deep
I love the sudden random bits of coherence in the dialogue. Like, suddenly it makes sense, and then it immediately returns to chaos.
This is horrifying on more levels than I thought was possible.
the writers gave it the previous sketches, sorted the dialogue by character, and gave it various prompts based on a human written prompt
they then voted on their favorite lines that would fit and then Trap did some final edits to make it just like a normal sketch
so most of the actual creative writing parts and plot are human, even if some word choice is AI
@@ovencake523 ugh, one of you at every party.
“The camera pulls out - if you know what I mean”
Wa
Whhaatt xD
Yeah that one got me too. Its impossible to visualise it which somehow makes it even funnier.
Xnxx knows what it means.
the computer has a thing with a camera
What I love is that the bot probably picked it up from all the sketches they write, which means that they frequently make the same dumb joke in a big portion of their scripts (which, of course, no one will really ever read)
"The camera pulls out - if you know what I mean"
I think we need to take a closer look at pervert AIs.
* coughs* everything in AI dungeon turning into a sex scene cough
@@lulusobel8643 Except for when you actually want it to. Then it for some reason always starts "you proceed to pick up the corpse of the bandit [NSFW shit I don't dare utter]" even though the bandit was alive in the previous line.
@@festivite RIGHT????????