Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    Our analytics show that 90% of consumers who care about their OWN comedic wellness subscribe to DROPOUT.TV (it's WORLDWIDE!) No pressure, just thought you'd want to be informed. bit.ly/2sX294r

    • @crunch1757
      @crunch1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      CollegeHumor dang my mum keeps calling it "comedic makeup"

    • @Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge
      @Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not world wide so why are you lying

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

    • @PaleandPastey
      @PaleandPastey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To take your point a little further, you know you don’t have to say “Traditionaly Attractive”; you can just say attractive.

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge Sorry for any confusion--we are worldwide! App and Discord access are limited geographically for the moment, but otherwise DROPOUT.TV is available everywhere.

  • @vickipatterson5930
    @vickipatterson5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2925

    Katie forgot to refer to it as her "business" every other sentence and also didn't use "women helping women" in her sales pitch. Clearly not motivated to succeed

    • @AN425W
      @AN425W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She's gotta work on her downline. "Bossbabe!" 😄

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A lady who works at an indie brand did this to me the other day, but I only bought some products because of how cute the packaging was. Literally I said “I like that mascara! The wand is sparkly!” She kept trying to tell me that it will “enhance my eye beauty” but I only wanted it because of the glitters

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh yeah that whole thing when they call it their 'business' & they're part of a pyramid scheme. Someone said to me about Amway, you CAN make money, you just have to sell your soul. 😬

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6688

    "It helps you love the skin you're in by completely covering it"

  • @d0rmu
    @d0rmu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6237

    Katie doesn't see makeup

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      😂😂😂
      Every color in the pallet is the same to Katie.

    • @Katie-cw1hs
      @Katie-cw1hs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Each palette is just a colorless, ageless, agender blob

    • @SabrinaXe
      @SabrinaXe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      KatieKat also odorless

    • @pinkninja2463
      @pinkninja2463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @TastyGamingQc
      @TastyGamingQc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @charliebright9109
    @charliebright9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    I'd like to point out how Katie is selling her "side-hustle" at her actual job instead of, you know, working.

    • @AN425W
      @AN425W 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      She's such a "bossbabe".

    • @PrettyGuardian
      @PrettyGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@AN425W I ugly laughed at that one.

    • @BarbaraWestBabe
      @BarbaraWestBabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like every MLM cult member ever, lol.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She needs the money for more coke.

    • @popohim
      @popohim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It is not side-hustle, it is exposure to a self-enhancing and enriching experience that bring out the true talents and inner confidence of her to help her align her own goals and values with the company's she is working with.

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8024

    It's not pepperoni pizza! It's a soul cleansing disk of wellness triangles adorned with sliced meat talismans.

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "talismans" dig my grave bich 😂😂😂

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You mean "medallions".

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You're right, it's not a pepperoni pizza, it's a spicy salami pizza!
      I'm just a triggered Italian, don't mind me.

    • @kefkaZZZ
      @kefkaZZZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I really need a disk of soul cleansing wellness right now.

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

    Anytime they use the words “representative” or “presenter” or “be your own boss” or “get rich quick” you know it’s a pyramid scheme

    • @pokehunter6467
      @pokehunter6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or an MLM one of the two and the way she sells it like her paycheck depends on it and how pushy she is.

    • @ray4102
      @ray4102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nobody:
      Pyramid schemes pandering to fake feminism: B O S S B A B E

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Be your own Boss" is a glitter sprinkled version of "start your own business" and "be a freelancer".

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ayf449 You're never your own boss. Even if you're an entrepreneur or a CEO, you're still catering to the whims of your customers or the market.
      I'm sure there are some secret illuminati lizard people who have no bosses but almost 99% of the people in the world have bosses. It's impossible not to.

    • @pineneedle116
      @pineneedle116 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s multi level marketing! Completely different. Just recruit five friends to work for you, and they can each recruit five people to work for them, and… wait a sec.

  • @jarupongch
    @jarupongch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    Please do not call Cocaine, Cocaine. It's a positive mind enhancer.

    • @rcr257
      @rcr257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      it's microcaine

    • @avavandusen3469
      @avavandusen3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Braincaine, as one might call it

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A nutrient supplement without the vitamins, minerals, herbs, amino acids, and enzymes.

    • @jwbowen
      @jwbowen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm using this the next time someone gets upset about me doing lines at work.

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Eldor-117cocaine is totally an herbal medicine

  • @perlidamusica
    @perlidamusica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9561

    no but really, this is an iron clad criticism of how the beauty industry uses manipulative language to pander to pseudo-liberated women while still capitalizing on their self hatred

    • @XRGVA
      @XRGVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      sad and depressing but so true

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I wouldn't call it self hatred, I'd call it a tragic weakness...

    • @caitlinstrafaci613
      @caitlinstrafaci613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      420 likes.
      Not changing it.

    • @laurenrenfro8288
      @laurenrenfro8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Yup! Mary Kay tried to get me to work for them and it was a lot like this. They would tell you to give backhanded compliments to women to sale things. Like wow your eyeshadow is pretty but the color isn't good for you here try this. Or something. It was insane.

    • @unenouille430
      @unenouille430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Diane Berg I think that it's important to be proud of how you look. I'm happy with my appearance, but that doesn't mean that I have to wear makeup.

  • @aaronj.campbell3876
    @aaronj.campbell3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3123

    "Like a raccoon...who's been punched!" I laughed hard at that one.

    • @bums009
      @bums009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same and then I winced cos I remembered that's actually what mine look like 😂😂😂

    • @wiediejahreszeit
      @wiediejahreszeit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me, every morning.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't you have hit space just one more time?

    • @bradleybaker3375
      @bradleybaker3375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the delivery was perfect!

  • @blitg
    @blitg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    The most unrealistic thing about this sketch is that the makeup, sorry 'face-enhancer' was actually good and not super shitty like all mlms products are

    • @EllukaKurokuwoka
      @EllukaKurokuwoka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well, I can see the packaging of the real makeup with the “seagull” label, it was wet n wild and maybelline, can’t know the others

    • @ennui6096
      @ennui6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was one tho, the Mary Kay products, surprisingly good!

  • @Luvpandies1
    @Luvpandies1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3510

    Glossier is that you??

    • @opalheltzel113
      @opalheltzel113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Spare-me-your-sorrow I got a glossier as in this video

    • @konye618
      @konye618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is all I was thinking, lol

    • @ratata365
      @ratata365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Skin perfecting tintttttt

    • @jaicabardo4357
      @jaicabardo4357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      milk makeup too

    • @Lone_Doge
      @Lone_Doge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im your 1k like your welcome

  • @shrutikumar9340
    @shrutikumar9340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    “Being traditionally sexy is one of the best ways for women to empower themselves” LMAO! Brands really do be sounding like this though

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Empower yourself ladies! By buying our products

  • @RoboThot711
    @RoboThot711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    *putting on neon green eyeshadow* this is my lid softening eye kiss glowing powder

  • @jiraharnaiz1077
    @jiraharnaiz1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    She looks like a girl version of Keith

    • @shamanlilac260
      @shamanlilac260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it was Keith’s sister/cousin...ngl

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Keith? You mean Grant's twin?

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Keznen yeah Keith Habersberger is Grant Habersberger’s twin brother, not to be confused with Grant O’Brien and Keith O’Brien

  • @jameszetterman4487
    @jameszetterman4487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    *Gwyneth Paltrow has left the chat*

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @crafty9795
      @crafty9795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Zetterman i was just thinking that oml

    • @PinkVampire21
      @PinkVampire21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did I think you said Gwen Stefani at first? 😂😂😂😂

    • @belgianbeer7791
      @belgianbeer7791 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why don t i get it ?? Can somone explain it to me???

    • @Earth_angel_abigail
      @Earth_angel_abigail 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @ashmapathak
    @ashmapathak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Okay Glossier is being called out.

    • @joycehill6457
      @joycehill6457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      glossier is advertised as a natural makeup line they name and describe everything as makeup

  • @forestflower8357
    @forestflower8357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3358

    I like the wet n' wild pallettes nice touch

    • @zhazhagab0r
      @zhazhagab0r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      My cheap self instantly recognized them lol

    • @leenaf8322
      @leenaf8322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I was just about to say that

    • @mia4567205
      @mia4567205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Real makeup lovers would recognise those xDD

    • @femcelgirlfren
      @femcelgirlfren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @sassyfras4085
      @sassyfras4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Recognized immediately, lol

  • @hbomax6542
    @hbomax6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Lifestyle brands are the business equivalent to 'not like other girls'

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1278

    Which is scarier: Cokehead Katie or Hunbot Katie?
    -- Trick question! Seabird isn't a multi-level marketing scam; it's a *multiple tier* personal sales confidence operation.

    • @juanpablorobayo3437
      @juanpablorobayo3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Phil Smith after giving up her cocaine addiction Katie’s addictive personality found a new roosting ground with compulsive buying and selling. See it’s all one big character arc

    • @republicofsandles
      @republicofsandles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Um actually... *MLM* stands for 'me loving me' (trademark).

    • @republicofsandles
      @republicofsandles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Marketing bullshit referenced from an actual Neo-Nazi pyramid scheme.

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im scared of mlm's

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Every time jess says makeup and Katie goes “aAh” she sounds like a seagull so I get where the name comes from

    • @Robin-yj7gj
      @Robin-yj7gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that's purpose 😁

  • @HeatherSulu
    @HeatherSulu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    Katie has the undeniable skill to make me hate her guts with every inch of my being, within a 3 minute span of time.

    • @ob5443
      @ob5443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      She’s a good actor!

    • @MrEstradaG
      @MrEstradaG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      She posted this comment in her facebook page

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And that's why we love her

    • @cesarvera2198
      @cesarvera2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emperor Sulu in every video she’s in I feel like she plays someone you want to punch

    • @emilyboling7742
      @emilyboling7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrEstradaG omg really 😂

  • @sywitz
    @sywitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "every waist of every size needs to be hugged"

  • @livijean1
    @livijean1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1879

    It’s not even a waist trainer... it’s a corset 😂 Rebranding at its finest 👌🏻

    • @rocket_1288
      @rocket_1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Good point, I wondered why they stopped saying corsets lol too offensive!

    • @byakuyatogami2905
      @byakuyatogami2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The term Corset came first lmao

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They are very similar but a corset is something you were when you want to look thinner but a waist trainer is something you were 24/7 for a a set amount of time to permanently look thinner (Both are bad for you)

    • @LifeUntilLove
      @LifeUntilLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@BarginsGalore But historically, corsets were also worn as much as possible. That is why things like 'maternity corsets' existed and corsets for young girls. Women were encouraged to sleep in them as well.

  • @tacitatacita
    @tacitatacita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "It helps you love the skin you're in by completely covering it." 😂😂😂

  • @madeinbalkan17
    @madeinbalkan17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Collegehumor is a lifestyle brand

    • @zramazing
      @zramazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrija Tasic I was gonna like this and then i saw it was at 666 likes and I wanted that for you

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding3914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This isn’t a gun, it’s a transferrer of powerful popping light particles with a metallic finish

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally America

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's sad to see a comment so brilliant so underrated

  • @Floedekage
    @Floedekage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I'm sure Seabird is lit AF and not like any other brand who tries to market themselves as progressive to make more money!

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yep. Capitalizing on the "woke" folks to make extra dough. If you're truly woke, you will see through the advertisements for what they are.
      Dove doesn't care about self love at any size.
      Panteine doesn't shed a tear for ethnic diversity.
      And all the LGBTQ friendly commercials lately are simply following the money. Commercials and ads are all subtle brainwashing. Guard your heart.

    • @sassyfras4085
      @sassyfras4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Woke", another millennial term I dispise.., lol

  • @chompet123
    @chompet123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Katie acting in this with a straight face is sooo hilarious.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ¿Acting?

  • @FreshestSoup
    @FreshestSoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    No one talking about how Katie clearly got roped into a pyramid scheme? No? Okay...

    • @Princessshamanarta
      @Princessshamanarta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah...I kind of also thought that. But some major brands actually do sell themselves as "progressive" and feminist but all they are is pandering to the patriarchy. v

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s an inner triangular light plan

    • @blahblahblahEMILY
      @blahblahblahEMILY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LordGatar cocaine doesn’t pay for itself

    • @VladDracula04
      @VladDracula04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it necessary to discuss the central basis of the fucking video?

    • @Cosmeticcritique13
      @Cosmeticcritique13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am!

  • @valeriapuch2398
    @valeriapuch2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    *I noticed you have big big big dark circles under your eyes*
    Me: girl, you talking to me thru the screen?

  • @kaam..
    @kaam.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    When Katy wears makeup she looks like Grant

    • @hrvallejoMKT
      @hrvallejoMKT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      You mean Keith?

    • @ineedmoresleep3728
      @ineedmoresleep3728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Whelp, now I can’t unsee this

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think it was meant to be like a 90's Avon make up look, it doesn't look good on her :)

    • @aliciacreighton5503
      @aliciacreighton5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I cant unsee this now

    • @fleurfernandes592
      @fleurfernandes592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg yes

  • @TheEmmaHouli
    @TheEmmaHouli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    This is EXACTLY how I see the weight loss industry too. "Its not a fad diet, its a lifestyle change! Now remember gluten is actually super bad for you"

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m trying this new diet called “being allergic to everything” you should try it!

  • @raf4320
    @raf4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    This is basically r/antimlm in a nutshell

    • @עמיחידראייר
      @עמיחידראייר 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So true

    • @0927kira
      @0927kira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Whats antimlm

    • @GranKrat
      @GranKrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@0927kira multi-level marketing, i.e. pyramid schemes

    • @jlemonni36
      @jlemonni36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@0927kira it's a sub Reddit called r/antimlm

    • @sapphodera
      @sapphodera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Oh I thought that was an anti-gay subreddit

  • @taliajones5364
    @taliajones5364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "We know the only reason we're doing any of this is to conform with society, to feel like we fit in,"
    If that isn't the truth, you don't know how many times I've lied to myself saying I do things "for me"
    *2022 edit I forgot I made this comment but I’m actually doing stuff for me now. I love getting cute late at night and just taking pictures and looking at the pictures later. It feels great being able to actually get ready without needing to be seen.
    2024: I love me

    • @carmenoprea7496
      @carmenoprea7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But ya'll realise that shaming women who like wearing heavy make up and skimpy clothes is not being a feminist??? And you can be a feminist and still act feminine??????

    • @autumnreed2079
      @autumnreed2079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carmenoprea7496 but is that 'feminine'?

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@autumnreed2079 traditionally these things are thought of as feminine

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol but makeup is fun af to me

    • @pinkmuffin9842
      @pinkmuffin9842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AD-cy4vj That's great for you. If you stayed at home the whole day, would you use it?
      I don't really like makeup but I like getting complimented, so I told myself that I was doing it "for me" even if I wasn't. If you truly do it for yourself and would do it if no one watched: Great for you :D

  • @ZacharyLaid
    @ZacharyLaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    It's not a burrito.....
    It's *CHIPOTLE*

  • @The482075
    @The482075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I am not posting a comment. I am posting my eternal essence to the world.
    This has to be the most pretentious thing I've ever typed. By pretentious I mean, a flavour enhancing lifestyle that boldly embraces clever words to hide my true motives. I am not lying. I'm just juicing up the narrative.

  • @ElizabethAmanna
    @ElizabethAmanna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I loved the super realistic responses from her friend and couldn't wait to hear what sea bird would call the next item, this was great!!!

  • @themidnighttiger96
    @themidnighttiger96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I've been deep in the anti-MLM subreddit, and this reminds me of some of the MLMs lol

  • @brooktewolde5775
    @brooktewolde5775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    im sorry sir, we only sell grande, venti or trenta!
    -every starbucks ever

    • @brookeseals2188
      @brookeseals2188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Literally never have they said that to me when using words like small medium or large but okay drama lama

    • @fred7379
      @fred7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Venti and trenta refers to the ounces in the cup. Venti is 20 oz and trenta is 30.

    • @brooktewolde5775
      @brooktewolde5775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fred7379ahhh good to know. It still seems very pretentious

    • @PockASqueeno
      @PockASqueeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought it was tall, grande, and venti? I’ve never heard of trenta.

    • @fred7379
      @fred7379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PockASqueeno they have it, but it's off menu (you have to ask for it) and for cold drinks only. My standard summer order is a passion fruit ice tea half pumps in a trenta.

  • @joshduriden519
    @joshduriden519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's funny how true this video actually is, as I have experience with companies actually doing this. They'd give you vocab sheets, and train you to use the terminology they'd want you to use.

  • @adamkun3222
    @adamkun3222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    me: **stays in room for 2 weeks binging collegehumour**
    friend: wha-
    me: ITS A _LIFESTYLE_ MEGHAN

  • @Starlight-kv7cd
    @Starlight-kv7cd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The “eyeshadow” is a wet and wild palette 🤣

    • @malikaa6478
      @malikaa6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was hoping I wasn’t the only person crazy enough to notice that

  • @Langwidere903
    @Langwidere903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Suppress your appetite for you, not because society tells you to.” OH MY GOD this is too accurate

  • @-simplicity7551
    @-simplicity7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Is this a joke on MLM's?

    • @goldsrcorsource2551
      @goldsrcorsource2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      no, this is a LIFESTYLE of ripping on MLMs

    • @SuperLoveBY2
      @SuperLoveBY2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's a MLM

    • @BitchTf-o5u
      @BitchTf-o5u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      AuroraHanagami multi level marketing I think

    • @nickhubbard78
      @nickhubbard78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@SuperLoveBY2 Multi-Level Marketing - pyramid selling schemes

    • @ki11em59
      @ki11em59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AuroraHanagami multi level marketing so pyramid schemes

  • @SuperHydz
    @SuperHydz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Sadly, as a marketing copywriter, I can totally relate.

  • @jemmascott5559
    @jemmascott5559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Who let Katie join a MLM group?

    • @RogerEstradaTV
      @RogerEstradaTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KKAKSKAKA MARY KAY IS FOUND DEAD

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couldnt stop her if they tried. Im not sure if you played off my comment but pyramid schemes need brought down 👎

    • @ixiiifaie1249
      @ixiiifaie1249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She just need an active income to support her cocaine-dependant lifestyle..

    • @StreamHGF
      @StreamHGF 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does mlm stand for?

    • @mewletter
      @mewletter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@StreamHGF multilevel marketing. Another sales pitch

  • @partymode2174
    @partymode2174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Seabird sounds like a MLM

  • @oceanx102
    @oceanx102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    those wet n wild palettes haha

    • @ayoubdado7927
      @ayoubdado7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I knew I wasn't the only one who can tell which pallet that is

    • @whimsyrosie
      @whimsyrosie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally just commented that 🤣

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ???

    • @caseycat
      @caseycat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wet N Wild has better pigmentation than Younique 😂

    • @Thesoulroad2
      @Thesoulroad2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Infinity on high!

  • @ieroenthusiast9267
    @ieroenthusiast9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I used to work as a personal assistant for a "Kary may" and this hit the nail on the head. I came into work without a full face and she started pointing out my flaws and what products I could use to "enhance" my beauty

  • @itsfinekat
    @itsfinekat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This isn‘t just a video, it‘s a LIFESTYLE!! 🙄

  • @qqz9519
    @qqz9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Society has a war against reality and honesty right now. This skit captures how the haves try to control everyone's words and thoughts perfectly.

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 ปีที่แล้ว

      They want to pretend like they’re changing and progressing when in reality they’re not changing anything but their terminology

  • @zapthe
    @zapthe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    That's not dollars, that's internassionaly represented American currency

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Internationally*

    • @explosiveentertainment1774
      @explosiveentertainment1774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@volcryndarkstar dude who cares

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@explosiveentertainment1774 Doesn't upset me ar all. Just thought I would let him/her know the correct spelling so they don't make the same mistake elsewhere.

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      At*

  • @indirakirana
    @indirakirana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Before the video I got an ad for Chipotle "lifestyle" bowls 🤐

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Those wet and wild eyeshadow palettes, though 😂
    Loving the mlm shade

  • @NerdyGeeky
    @NerdyGeeky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how CollegeHumor tackles these kind of topics

  • @sailorhamlett
    @sailorhamlett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Apparently seabird resells Wet n Wild eyeshadow

  • @jasmineh.2128
    @jasmineh.2128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the skin you're in by completely covering it

  • @sonyablade1534
    @sonyablade1534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LOL! SPOT ON! I swear I know an "MK" consultant that basically acts JUST.LIKE.THAT.

  • @duey2280
    @duey2280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Honestly, the best actors on this channel are the background characters that keep a straight face the entire time

  • @landon3573
    @landon3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:52 I thought it was going to start playing "Bird is the Word" like on Family Guy.

  • @therealmissglamBAM
    @therealmissglamBAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    lmao the thong looked like it was written on in Sharpie

  • @sng1598
    @sng1598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I bursted out laughing at the 50% friendship tip

    • @qqz9519
      @qqz9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how it is too

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'm a Branch Chief Executive Production Assistant."
    "Bish, you an intern."

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    College humor is a lifestyle brand

  • @phyrestorm999
    @phyrestorm999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've heard a really good actor can make you forget they're acting and just want to murder them.
    Katie is a really good actor.

  • @taylorjoseph7645
    @taylorjoseph7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    If Jessica's flirting with Katie, then I don't know what's gonna happen next.

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jess, calm down! This is a stress-reducing, mood-enhancing, life-improving advice.

  • @callangray3427
    @callangray3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Just say it - this is an analogy for the Ivanka Trump brand.

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This kinda reminds me of the makeup- wellness product scene with Ms piggy from one of the muppet movies

  • @zubzerrolastname6599
    @zubzerrolastname6599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A collegehumor ad for a collegehumor video.

  • @gaysalamandy
    @gaysalamandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love that i instantly figured out what at least 2 of the products are just by the packaging/layout

  • @JoshWitte
    @JoshWitte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It's not delivery... It's *DIGIORNO*

  • @mindingmybusiness4846
    @mindingmybusiness4846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Am I the only one who cracks up when Katie says “Ahh! Haha. Is that a joke?” & “Ahh! Haha. That is not a concealer.”

  • @two2birds
    @two2birds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have that eyeshadow palette. That's Wet & Wild.

  • @ayaobaid4402
    @ayaobaid4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol there is an actual lipstick from Charlotte Tilbury called lip love 😂

    • @justalex8502
      @justalex8502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So she said lip love? I heard lip glove, lol.

  • @phlosen7854
    @phlosen7854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:52:
    Katie: "Have you heard???"
    Peter Griffin: "B-b-b-b-Bird Bird Bird. Seabird is the word...."

  • @paromadatta4888
    @paromadatta4888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I love Katie's gestures!!! Its like my nerd's inner monologue 😂😂😂😂

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    LOL "A raccoon... That's been punched"

  • @Momo74153
    @Momo74153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is how u know your apart of a MLM/pyramid scheme.

  • @jezlassiter9374
    @jezlassiter9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If this doesn’t show how mlm hunbots act, I don’t know what does.

  • @annenymous
    @annenymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music playing only when Katie speaks is a nice touch.

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like to think that Seabird actually does call itself a makeup company and Katie is doing all of this on her own

  • @tworice
    @tworice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is and will always be my favorite ch video. it’s my 8th time watching.

  • @artmeatj6620
    @artmeatj6620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how college humor is one of the only channels that still calls out bullshit. Love yall ❤️

  • @little_lion_heart9850
    @little_lion_heart9850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love the acting in these. Its always so on point.

  • @tasha3757
    @tasha3757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Katie's "AAAAAAHH hehehagaha"

  • @nukenvy2
    @nukenvy2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to love the sales-pitch music cutting in and out...

  • @sophieboulevard4863
    @sophieboulevard4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me trying to get my word count up on an essay

  • @gooseandfish
    @gooseandfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:50 "Have you heard?" Seabird...is the word.

  • @ifeii6638
    @ifeii6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LMAOOOO ''like a racoon that has been punched lmao''

  • @klutzycutie
    @klutzycutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    College humor making mlm sketches. Loving it!! :) more mlm sketches in future plz!

  • @ramvv7224
    @ramvv7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When she said expensive stuff and showed a wet n wild eyeshadow palette i was like ya right

  • @HueyGnash
    @HueyGnash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the toddler pageant make up is awesome! XD

  • @Hyacinth828
    @Hyacinth828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "we have found, through scientific study, and research and experimentation, that waists of all sizes need to be hugged."
    An accurate representation of how companies tell you about "science" without actually telling you anything about the science.

  • @theonlyn33b12
    @theonlyn33b12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, I'm so happy that I watched this on youtube before finding it on Dropout because that ending clip was amazing.

  • @mrb3nz
    @mrb3nz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This punchline is actually very deep. It shows how powerful our need to "fit in" is, no matter how woke we are. Our biological need to feel attractive always wins with abstract ideology. Even though feminism has been around for over 100 years, beauty expectations for women keep rising and they are expected to buy more and more expensive shit. Capitalism feeds on human insecurity. Very good sketch, indeed.
    Also, I've been watching CH for, like, 8 years now. I started when I was in high school and I love how this channel keeps getting more and more mature and depressing, just like my life. Love you, guys

    • @mariealaba4160
      @mariealaba4160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      macorl Pretty true but also, some people just also want to look pretty for themselves

    • @shinonnaman5529
      @shinonnaman5529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariealaba4160 but who dictates what is "pretty" and what not? Society

    • @unenouille430
      @unenouille430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, I agree to some point, but biology also dictates what we think is pretty, and at some point it's survival of the fittest. And the problem really isn't with light makeup when working or partying, but more with people putting an excessive amount EVERYDAY. Don't know how they do it.

    • @diddles3383
      @diddles3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unenouille430 Humans are beyond this shitty social Darwinist view of "survival of the fittest" - if this was true, then how come disabled people exist? Or homeless people? These are only two of the many groups that social Darwinism would deem as "weak", and yet these folks are still around. If "survival of the fittest" were true, then would you be okay with letting people with medical health issues, disabled folks and homeless people simply die off? I fucking suggest that you rethink your god awful position. Yours sincerely, a disabled person with health issues.

    • @unenouille430
      @unenouille430 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diddles3383 Dude, we've been above evolution for a while now, chill. Doesn't mean that it didn't impact us in the beginning, or that said impact is completely gone. Empathy is a trait that came from evolution, which allowed us to protect the weakest, so the group would survive. Only the strongest groups would survive, and that meant there had to be a desire for people to protect eachother. Evolution isn't why you should die off, it's why you should survive. Survival of the fittest isn't supposed to only be about the individual, it's also about the group.

  • @angelamazakas2624
    @angelamazakas2624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That ending was so funny I *actually* lol'ed. Which is quite rare

  • @sassyfras4085
    @sassyfras4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Anyone recognize the WnW products being used?
    On another note regarding highlighters... If I hear one more of the following descriptions of makeup, I'm going to scream, lol:
    "it's not highlighter, it's "your skin but better"
    Or worse,
    "It's brings out 'your glow from within'.."

  • @katherinecolglazier2909
    @katherinecolglazier2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    love that they used the wet and wild pallets