Indiana Jones 5 - Please Don't

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  3 ปีที่แล้ว +902

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    • @thehighground7926
      @thehighground7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t wanna see Indiana Jones get ruined

    • @jonathanperry8331
      @jonathanperry8331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey CD at least this disaster of a movie will result in an awesome South Park episode

    • @Alex-sc2mr
      @Alex-sc2mr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #disneyhatesgood

    • @jtBrander
      @jtBrander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just finished "Redemption". will be getting the rest. cheers!

    • @roberthardesty4133
      @roberthardesty4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This movie is is not going to be fine, I'm going away now...

  • @eggdashure
    @eggdashure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4162

    "Who are you?" looks longingly into the sunset "Jones, Rey Jones."

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      You shut your face!

    • @zeo278
      @zeo278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Followed by uncomfortable obligatory audience applause because the force is female, and you dont want to be a bigot

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I hate you, take your like

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      (Cue Sam Neill Event Horizon scream)

    • @rickd650
      @rickd650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yup, Rey Jones sounds about right.

  • @mikesbookreviews
    @mikesbookreviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7232

    You know Disney can't wait to show us that daughter we didn't know Indy had.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

      Oh absolutely. Black too. Not mixed. Full black.

    • @shrivatsa7759
      @shrivatsa7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

      Who is a black gay woman who is the daughter of a trans black woman and turns out Indy was a black gay man the whole time.

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      @@shrivatsa7759 Let's not forget she'll be in leg calipers and carrying 130lbs of extra weight.

    • @OkamiToge
      @OkamiToge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Please no.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@OkamiToge Write to Disney.

  • @cjdr.4145
    @cjdr.4145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    This gives me a new found respect when my parents say to me: "In my day, movies were worth watching."

    • @matthewbalsinger3238
      @matthewbalsinger3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meh, go back and look at the "top-20 movies" in any given year. 99% of them are utter shit, let alone anything you've actually heard of. The problem with nostalgia is we only remember the good things, and not the utter shit surrounding it. The 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s had LOTS of shit. Good lord man, Red Letter Media has an entire TH-cam channel DEDICATED to the 50-years of shit videography!

    • @cjdr.4145
      @cjdr.4145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@matthewbalsinger3238 you responded by saying "The problem with nostalgia is we only remember the good things" when the very definition of nostalgia is: a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. Some movies (in the past) were actually great, so why dwell on the crappy ones??

    • @schrodingerscat1863
      @schrodingerscat1863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@cjdr.4145 Even most of the crappy films from the 80s and 90s were more watchable than the cringeworthy garbage being pumped out by Hollywood today. Maybe because most of what is churned out now are just crappy remakes of those 80s and 90s films but lack anything of what made them good in the first place.

    • @samcollins7797
      @samcollins7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its fan boy cinema. Fan films are well... shit. So now you have fan films backed by Hollywood money, which makes for expensive blockbuster... shit. These are the films made by people who love the brand. Story, characters, worlds are meaningless to them they just love the brand. Its star wars/ghostbusters/Indiana/predator etc etc its always good no matter what.
      When the reality is well no it isn't. These are the people who clap in the cinema when they repeat a line from the original typically without any context or reason other than it was in the original. Who gush about how much they felt it when X happened even when X was so contrived it was almost laughable or pointless. The people who think being a fan of some franchise is a replacement for having an actual personality. Typically its best just to ignore it an enjoy the films of old as they were un-tarnished by a bunch of bad fan fiction. Movies are basically dead at this point, its just churn out content now quantity over quality.

    • @DJ_Force
      @DJ_Force 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Must be, all the big movies are remakes or reimagined versions of those old movies.
      I mean, someone name an original movie from the last six years that will still be important 30 years from now.

  • @TaaxiCaab
    @TaaxiCaab ปีที่แล้ว +14

    And to think,. this video is 2 years ago... Aged like fine wine

  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7227

    Predictions:
    • It will make a billion dollars purely on brand recognition.
    • The professional critics will be either bribed or threatened to give it glowing reviews while its audience score on Rotten Tomatoes floats between 50 and 60%.
    • They will kill off Indiana Jones in the dumbest way possible but idiots on Twitter will praise it for being "emotional" and say shit like "this should be taught in film schools."
    • Knowing they can't make any sequels without Harrison Ford, they will start making prequels or spin-offs with Indiana Jones played by a younger actor and they will flop horribly, but we won't know how bad they're really doing because they will be exclusive to Disney+ and they won't publish their numbers.

    • @DudeInOhio85
      @DudeInOhio85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      Sounds legit

    • @Meepo007
      @Meepo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      Sounds about right to me.

    • @chrisjackson1215
      @chrisjackson1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      Small correction: they will be sequels staring the new female characters, not prequels. Can't let an opportunity pass by now can we?

    • @MegamanXfan21xx
      @MegamanXfan21xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      I have a time machine and everything you said was exactly right. This was the best use of a time machine I could think of.

    • @Meepo007
      @Meepo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@chrisjackson1215 Of course, of course! And we can't forget how the new lead female protagonist loves snakes and has extensive knowledge on herpetology!

  • @LSMMIKE
    @LSMMIKE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7865

    Indiana Jones ended with the Last Crusade. Everything after that has been a mass hallucination…

    • @benn255b3
      @benn255b3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yo been watching your content since Super came out, love your stuff!!

    • @Noobhunter2012
      @Noobhunter2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      If this movie ends up like star wars i might only consider crystal skull to be a masterpiece xD

    • @Warchief1521
      @Warchief1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Does that mean we get to include the young Indiana Jones chronicles? Cuz phantom train of doom was my fucking favorite VHS to rent from the library when I was a kid

    • @johndicks1381
      @johndicks1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Na. The adventures of young Indy was cool, just nothing more with Ford please. Give him a rest and the fans too.

    • @chefbyjonfavreau9513
      @chefbyjonfavreau9513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I didn’t think the crystal skull was that bad tbh I enjoyed it

  • @Fusilier7
    @Fusilier7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    What I loved about Indiana Jones, is the fact he was more than just an action hero, he was also an academic, Indy used his intellect to figure out puzzles, remembering ancient history, and solving problems, that requires wits rather than force. I would rather have another academic action hero, instead of Indiana Jones, he as good for his time, so it's about time Indy enjoys his retirement.

    • @goshkakoshka2902
      @goshkakoshka2902 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There was a made-for-tv series of films called the Librarian. I think there was a spinoff series based on it too.
      Your comment also reminded me of a meme about Indiana Jones: "Indiana Jones, the greatest archaeologist in the world. Destroyed every ancient temple he ever entered"

    • @bingcherry1122
      @bingcherry1122 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you like Sheldon (Big Bang Theory) as our next academic action hero????th-cam.com/video/sugq9CU3u0Y/w-d-xo.html

    • @fromsumware
      @fromsumware ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goshkakoshka2902 reminds me of a drake.

  • @Ricardo-cl3vs
    @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    "Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Correct Pronoun"

    • @planetofthegapes
      @planetofthegapes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @CrownMe13
      @CrownMe13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      🤣😂😂😂😂 if that doesn’t hit the big screen, they’ll probably make it a comic

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If pregnant is a female need to base things on reality.

    • @alessioleporati1478
      @alessioleporati1478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They’ll probably refer to Indi as they.

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alessioleporati1478
      Or simply "old (white) man".
      It's okay for them to openly hate white men. They do it all the time. Heck, Waller-Bridge made a career from it..

  • @sapper9124
    @sapper9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?"
    - Red Letter Media

    • @chief1721
      @chief1721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm 31 and it is already happening. How am I supposed to complain about anything 50 years from now.

    • @justanotherbod3378
      @justanotherbod3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Alien” will be next, watch this space…

    • @kaenachoo4783
      @kaenachoo4783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I clapped I clapped when I saw it

    • @artemis1993
      @artemis1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thankfully, there are always new franchises to take their place. There are still good people in the world trying to make the right thing.
      Not so much in movies tho, i've been gaming almost exclusively these last few years.

    • @deepfriedsammich
      @deepfriedsammich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From someone who is that old, I will tell you: pretty crappy.

  • @nhytarhalys5909
    @nhytarhalys5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    The iconic face melt scene from Riders of the Lost Ark was actually the prediction of us watching Indiana Jones 5.

    • @mylovemachine
      @mylovemachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If I'm tempted to watch the 5th film, I will remember the words "Dont Look at it Marion!!, Shut Your Eyes, No Matter What Happens!!"

    • @davidurbach7882
      @davidurbach7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Without the "It's beautiful" line!

    • @Tchoukis
      @Tchoukis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wouldn't watch it if they payed me $50, so no risk of facemelt here.

    • @nhytarhalys5909
      @nhytarhalys5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidurbach7882 you got that right.

    • @N8TheGreatG
      @N8TheGreatG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the crystal shit of a movie!

  • @wulfengel
    @wulfengel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Indiana Jones *IS* Harrison Ford and only him, the silhouette in the sunset, adventure on the horizon and a fedora on his head.
    No other man or woman could pull off what Ford did, same with Solo, keep em as is and let them go on into legend.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two young women dragging around an ancient Indiana Jones sounds like pure excitement.

    • @Jellybob69
      @Jellybob69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Recast him in a movie with an incredible script and absolutely nobody would have a problem. Just look at Fury Road.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know that I agree. I'd like to see other actors in the role, like James Bond does. Not that Ford isn't amazing obviously. But I feel the character can have some unique dimensions with other actors.

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not in today's hollywierd. wyte male legends must be castrated and destroyed

    • @wulfengel
      @wulfengel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@donoimdono2702 Aye

  • @MrQuidy
    @MrQuidy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video aged like wine :D

  • @ABeardedDad
    @ABeardedDad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    This movie is going to make The Kingdom of the Crystal skull look like the Shawshank Redemption.

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's what I'm counting on.

    • @GUSTAV1CC
      @GUSTAV1CC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣

    • @jamesremus07
      @jamesremus07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀🔥

    • @paulieranks7859
      @paulieranks7859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      500 yards of shit

    • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
      @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hypothetical question: if a 5th film were to be made, what are the ways they could ensure it actually ended up being good (e.g. casting, getting audience feedback, fewer supernatural elements, moral ambiguity, locations, violence...)?

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Harrison Ford is now older than Sean Connery was when he played Indy's relatively helpless old father in The Last Crusade.

    • @TheMistyBlueLounge
      @TheMistyBlueLounge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      We really are missing a new generation of action stars aren't we? Seems all the old school action leads are still at it because there's no one to replace them. People were looking at Idris Elba as a new Bond but he's already on the edge of 50... Is that seriously the best we've got?
      I know this is a tangent rant but I really think there's a dire lack of younger actors that actually have charisma... But why?
      My money is on them all being manufactured these days and they get their break without ever actually having hard times and developing a personality... They're all just generic and boring for lack of a better description.

    • @MythicBricks
      @MythicBricks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheMistyBlueLounge Chris Pratt

    • @karelsmutny7038
      @karelsmutny7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MythicBricks Chris Pratt is fun. But a charismatic hero?

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheMistyBlueLounge i agree. Henry Cavil is one of the exceptions to this. He has the charisma and dedication to his craft.

    • @AbelKoszeghy
      @AbelKoszeghy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, 20 years older in fact. I always found it weird that Sean Connery was only 12 years older than Ford.

  • @CarnivoreAF
    @CarnivoreAF ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This aged very well after seeing the new trailer

    • @stuarthanna8873
      @stuarthanna8873 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah just from the trailer you can tell its going to be exactly how this video has predicted.

    • @Jose04537
      @Jose04537 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That obvious CGI is just awful.

    • @edgarjacksby1402
      @edgarjacksby1402 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stuarthanna8873 or you could stop listening to his ramblings and grow a mind of your own

    • @seriouscat2231
      @seriouscat2231 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@edgarjacksby1402, so what do people with a mind of their own think about the movie?

    • @edgarjacksby1402
      @edgarjacksby1402 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seriouscat2231 on average, pretty mid, but for actual critical reasons, not whatever these incels think.

  • @hodgemann
    @hodgemann ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watching this video again, 2 years later, after the Indy V movie has lost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars, and I can't help but think of how much money they would have saved if they had simply listened to the Drinker.

  • @mksmike
    @mksmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    Most of these guys that make remakes clearly never reflected on why necromancy is considered evil.

    • @nn-dj2nu
      @nn-dj2nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      underrated comment

    • @Brx01
      @Brx01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wise words

    • @JadeRunner
      @JadeRunner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except it's not a remake. It's a sequel.

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@JadeRunner Making the elderly do young people's jobs is also evil.

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JadeRunner Remakes and sequels are both deprived of originality to further profit, so same difference.

  • @gungaloscrungalo8925
    @gungaloscrungalo8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5102

    There will only ever be 3 Indiana Jones movies. It's that simple.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Indy had a good run. Theres more good indiana jones movies than Terminator movies.

    • @seinfeld11123
      @seinfeld11123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      no 4 was fun but it wasnt the Indy we know and love. No4 got away with it as a nice send off. but no5 will be a cash grab and legacy be damned
      it will be interesting to see what happens in hollyweird now with pandemo and all that. It may just be cash grabs and who gives a F. that will be sad!

    • @nemo3029
      @nemo3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      actually enjoyed the 4th one but i understand why it's not up there
      a similar situation with terminator 3

    • @lukeschroter9389
      @lukeschroter9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Sixstringman of course Indiana Jones is a better series then Terminator. And I love terminator but I enjoy Indiana Jones so much probably more then Star Wars

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love Terminator 1-3 more than Indy movies but all the Indiana Jones are enjoyable and you can't say the same about the Terminator movies.

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Somehow, Belloq has returned"

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You're spot on on this one. Clint Eastwood is going to be 93. He is still making films. But he stopped being Dirty Harry in his 50s. And he didn't play Philo Beddoe after the second Any Which Way film. He has always played characters that reflected his age and the frailties that come with aging. That's class. Why Ford is agreeing to play Indiana Jones again is a mystery.

    • @matthewfusaro2590
      @matthewfusaro2590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't blame him. No one wants to feel irrelevant and forgotten about at that age.

  • @TheDudeAbides180
    @TheDudeAbides180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4263

    Disney is salivating to hand the hat and whip to a 'more diverse' character

    • @meta1152
      @meta1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      India Johannes

    • @scrappydoo7887
      @scrappydoo7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Indian Joanne

    • @yon5278
      @yon5278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Star Wars wasn't enough for them even though it had so many alien species it's basically the most diverse cast ever

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Shaqueeshia Jones.

    • @goodmachines7743
      @goodmachines7743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No worries; they did that to Shia LaBeouf, and they just snatched it away the moment later.

  • @theveteransergeant
    @theveteransergeant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    The Indiana Jones character is now like all the artifacts he was trying to get. He belongs in a museum.

    • @roshowfilms6484
      @roshowfilms6484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And they've been saying that since Indiana Jones in the last crusade

    • @old_newbie9498
      @old_newbie9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see what you did there ;)

    • @PureFPSPwnage
      @PureFPSPwnage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SO DO YOU. Throw him over the side!

    • @fireworksfactoryshow
      @fireworksfactoryshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haa! Hilarious.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Disney won't allow that. Even after Harrison Ford is no longer with us, they will reboot the franchise. Then when that fails, they will wait a few years and reboot again. You know the mess that is the Terminator franchise with constant hard and soft reboots that just make thing worse? That's the destiny of every popular, nostalgic franchise.

  • @ministryoflies1344
    @ministryoflies1344 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2 years later...Indy 5 has yet to earn it's production budget after over a week in cinemas worldwide.
    The Drinker was spot on.

  • @malickfan7461
    @malickfan7461 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This aged like a fine wine.

  • @Zundfolge
    @Zundfolge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Remember back in grade school when you'd make a cool paper airplane and fly it and no matter what grade you were in, there was always at least one girl that was obsessed with catching and destroying any paper airplane flown by a cootie riddled boy?
    Now we know where these girls went when they grew up.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No. In my country the girls were the ones who were flying the planes and boys joined in later.

    • @jackinthebox301
      @jackinthebox301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@TheFourthWinchester You must be fun at parties

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      In my school, those girls were our teachers.

    • @acekiller48
      @acekiller48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That girl was Kathleen Kennedy.

    • @thanakonpraepanich4284
      @thanakonpraepanich4284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@theguybehindyou4762
      So your county/town use schools as landfills for incompetents they can't fire?

  • @whitworth5s248
    @whitworth5s248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    We've reached a new era where we have the ability to review movies in fine detail before they even start filming simply by looking at the production, directing, writing, and casting credits.

    • @joemomma2218
      @joemomma2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      New meta. We're a whole dimension ahead of shit sites like rotten potatoes and every other npc review site.

    • @exoblivione6086
      @exoblivione6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Unfortunately it’s because they are that predicable. There’s no escapism.

    • @self-parternerd8661
      @self-parternerd8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      - Yes, sadly we are, because identity politics killed creativity.

    • @mattkhourie4037
      @mattkhourie4037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SmashStomp Inc the infamous story wheel, was it?

    • @johnochiltree1170
      @johnochiltree1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well the people who work on the movies wear their political and social views on their shoulders so it’s not hard to see where the movie is heading.

  • @davidbell5940
    @davidbell5940 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how the Drinker did a whole section of this video with Indy either punching, or getting punched by, people. 😂😂😂

  • @starboy2077
    @starboy2077 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I swear if they politicize Indiana Jones, I'm never supporting Hollywood again. The 80s was peek cinema with amazing heroes like Indy with no political agenda to push.

    • @editorialonmars
      @editorialonmars ปีที่แล้ว

      the one thing I can't understand is why none of Ben Shapiro's shitty movies can ever look this good...

    • @jeffe.9904
      @jeffe.9904 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get Ready To STOP Supporting Hollywood! 😀

    • @starboy2077
      @starboy2077 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffe.9904 I am ready. But only supporting the good movies.

    • @AaronTats
      @AaronTats ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well…

    • @DoctorXander
      @DoctorXander ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I think fighting Nazis counts as a political agenda

  • @brown22sugar25
    @brown22sugar25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I’m glad that Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale have been so thorough in making sure that Back To The Future never gets remade or rebooted

    • @leonday5360
      @leonday5360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It really is a miracle. I'm so glad they haven't. It's up there with my favourite ever films.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Give time eventually they will die and when they do bet your ass Hollywood will rape that corpse 🧟‍♀️ .

    • @AlexCarby
      @AlexCarby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Kids would just think it's a rip off of 'Rick n Morty'.

    • @chzzyg2698
      @chzzyg2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But, then Marty won't get her chance to see a bright future of empowered women and rightfully imprisoned male slaves, that are only useful for building things and reproduction.

    • @KarlTheExpert
      @KarlTheExpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gamingforever9121 Afaik they've made doubly sure that that won't happen.

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The Last Crusade was the final Indiana Jones movie. Anything else is simply Han Solos dreams when he is frozen in carbonite.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heheh, more like a nightmare this time around

    • @Ivan--Drago
      @Ivan--Drago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like the last 3 Star Wars 'film's'

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kingdom of the Crystal skull was the final movie. It happened. It's canon. Stop denying that it happened. At least it was more respectful what came before, unlike the sequel trilogy.

    • @Ivan--Drago
      @Ivan--Drago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theunknowncommenter725 yeah for real id rather sit through 3 straight viewings of crystal skull than the star wars sequels 1 per year

    • @dinosaurwoman
      @dinosaurwoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually am very good with this assumption. Thank you for that.

  • @wht-rabt-obj
    @wht-rabt-obj ปีที่แล้ว

    Harrison Ford will never be too old. However, I wish he wouldn't be involved in an agenda movie.

    • @Bhavyo
      @Bhavyo ปีที่แล้ว

      He is AGAIN involved in an agenda movie.

  • @FranzFerdinand76
    @FranzFerdinand76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I miss the days when Disney was known for feature length cartoons and fun theme parks.

    • @thefoundationagent61
      @thefoundationagent61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I miss the days when movies were worth pirating.

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pepperidge Farm remembers...

    • @scottmiller2591
      @scottmiller2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, you mean when they provided entertainment and not indoctrination. Good times.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Walt Disney would be embarrassed of the current company that bears his name.

    • @doctorfeinstone6524
      @doctorfeinstone6524 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trey Stephens disney has been around since the 1930's. You don't know a world without them

  • @TheSpanielXD
    @TheSpanielXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Indiana jones enters a historic tomb, and has to remember why he went in there

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably a magical fount underground. He steps in. Show him the future. Starring a son whom he abandoned/didn't know existed. Turns out Indy is just a deadbeat dad, now. Then the son stabs him in the chest on some bridge and throws him into the frozen river below.

    • @HumanHamCube
      @HumanHamCube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sidekick Biden

    • @Supernautiloid
      @Supernautiloid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tomb Forgetter

    • @surlyunicorn9461
      @surlyunicorn9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indiana Joe?

    • @theman4884
      @theman4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HumanHamCube Wouldn't be surprised if Disney tried to spin Alzheimer's as a good thing. He forgets which tunnel to go down but it is the wrong one but the "right" one was a trap so he saved the day. F* off movie.

  • @anatolystepanovichdyatlov1747
    @anatolystepanovichdyatlov1747 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Loved it when Indy told the President "Somehow the SS has returned" and everybody was baffled... scene gave me chills.

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Indiana Jones and The Disney Corporation Executive Boardroom of Doom

    • @masbucket3083
      @masbucket3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha nice one

    • @tobinelliott3956
      @tobinelliott3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isn't it now called the "boredroom"?

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might think its a good idea, but lets see if these 20 middle aged leftist femenist soccer moms think its a good idea and use whatever they suggest regardless of whether of not it fits the character or the script.

    • @lukeskywalker6809
      @lukeskywalker6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Testosterone.

    • @alamalam5594
      @alamalam5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sixstringman Well we need time travel boys to save Indiana Jones from Disney.

  • @Cheffe919
    @Cheffe919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    The recent years feel like a prolonged funeral for all the good old movies we grew up with.. hope this is over soon...

    • @davidhoffman6980
      @davidhoffman6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      They've got to be running out of beloved franchises by now. How many are left?
      They've brought feminism and woke politics to Dr. Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Terminator, Indiana Jones, Game of Thrones, the MCU, DC, Disney animated classics, Ghost Busters, the Ocean's series, and James Bond. I guess they could remake Back to the Future and have Martina McFly go back to 1955 and discover how racist her parents were.

    • @kregy7509
      @kregy7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      After every movie and series I love have been ruined, I just hope Disney wont touch stargate. Because I want atleast someting left of my childhood.

    • @vegeta8169
      @vegeta8169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davidhoffman6980 matrix 4.

    • @davidhoffman6980
      @davidhoffman6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@vegeta8169 oh man I really hope they don't make it woke. The Matrix used to be so cool.

    • @scottmiller2591
      @scottmiller2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kennedy: "I'm going to subvert their expectations."
      Everyone else: "So, complete mud farting, then?"
      Kennedy: "Ah, you're familiar with my work!"

  • @amjnyc79
    @amjnyc79 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We’re about to find out how well this video aged.

  • @aarav1648
    @aarav1648 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The ancient relic that indy is looking for this time is himself...

  • @archangelwar8751
    @archangelwar8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6504

    A female archaeologist makes sense. Nobody digs up the past like a woman.

    • @AS-ri1mb
      @AS-ri1mb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      😂😂

    • @jameswhite8345
      @jameswhite8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      OMG LMFAO

    • @Anwelei
      @Anwelei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol!!

    • @C64_Mat
      @C64_Mat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      [Mortal Kombat voice] "OUTSTANDING"

    • @StrobeFireStudios
      @StrobeFireStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Increcible comment

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    I'm constantly reminded of one of the answer cards in Cards Against Humanity that reads "an old, tired, Harrison Ford that clearly doesn't want to be there."

    • @horizonzeromom
      @horizonzeromom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Watch Lost in Translation as it was about Sofia Coppola's encounter with Harrison Ford in Japan when she recently married Spike Jones

  • @peterpirate8163
    @peterpirate8163 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video has held up amazingly well.

  • @bipoc-alypesproductions198
    @bipoc-alypesproductions198 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is gonna be the never say never again of the Indiana Jones franchise. Completely different creative leads aside from the main actor

  • @mollermoo14
    @mollermoo14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    appreciate the essentially 8 minute montage of every punch thrown throughout the trilogy

    • @darthvectivus7220
      @darthvectivus7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Notice the lack of Crystal Skull punching by Ford. If i remember right, Indy used the whip exactly once (in the warehouse) and never actually fired his Webley?
      The Drinker's right. He's too fucking old. Look at him run in TFA, ffs.

    • @mpeacraft8585
      @mpeacraft8585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was looking for this comment to see if anyone noticed. Hilarious to see just how many times Indy throws a punch. Drinkers trying to tell us something with these edits 🤣

  • @chuckhoyle1211
    @chuckhoyle1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    When Kathleen Kennedy first appeared on screen I, literally, recoiled with revulsion and shuddered at the same time. You can't just do that to people. They could die.

    • @Otokichi786
      @Otokichi786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least KK doesn't have snakes for hair...yet.

    • @saymyname2417
      @saymyname2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😂🤣👍🏼... I wish I could like the comment a thousand times!

    • @dragonborncastle6409
      @dragonborncastle6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha I had a similar reaction actually XD

    • @sistasamus9580
      @sistasamus9580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yes! I was looking for a comment explaining what I felt when I saw KK

    • @artiek1177
      @artiek1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every time I see her name during the opening credits for Raiders I “boo” at the tv (not that I hate my tv).

  • @swaggertythejester2572
    @swaggertythejester2572 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They did my friend, they did. I've been sober for nearly 4 years now but I just can't see a reason to go on. I always knew I'd die in a bottle of whisky. Cheers Drinker!

    • @truthpurpose
      @truthpurpose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, hopefully they retcon this retcon in the future.

  • @CoolHardLogic
    @CoolHardLogic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    Kathleen Kennedy? In what universe is her performance with Star Wars seen as sufficiently good that she is still put in charge of anything more complex than a shopping trolley?

    • @felaciosuxonadik8517
      @felaciosuxonadik8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Amen, my brother, you are preaching to the choir!!! She should be sent to China to see if she can destroy that huge money making giant like she's done with every movie franchise and film studio she has worked at or for.

    • @hkleider
      @hkleider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      It's deliberate. It's by design. They know what they're doing, this is all about pushing a sociopolitical agenda and subverting and destroying western culture. I'm getting tired of these comments that assume this is all stupidity or corporate incompetence, we need to move past this mainstream normie conservative phase if we are to defeat this people.

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because I truthfully believe that Disney has *no one else they can afford to pay to do this*.

    • @TuAFFalcon
      @TuAFFalcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG man your alive! Make some videos please :( Do something on genders. Flat Earth is dead.

    • @paulrobinson3213
      @paulrobinson3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why would Harrison Ford sign on then. Is he broke?

  • @augusthawks6576
    @augusthawks6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I can see Indy sitting at his desk saying: "The bad guys are at it again! Quick, get me some young women to handle the situation!"

    • @chrislatta6251
      @chrislatta6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You mean young, diverse, androgynous women with obscure pronouns, the ability to expound endlessly on gender theory and identity politics which makes them more awesome at everything they do than any sort of training ever could, and single minded focus on smashing the patriarchy who, it turns out, are the real villians of the movie.

    • @redaethel4619
      @redaethel4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “This isn’t working! We need a sassy black woman right now!”

    • @derchozenvun83
      @derchozenvun83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@redaethel4619 oh hayyelll no!!!

    • @cjdebono8811
      @cjdebono8811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh hell no!! Please leave us Indiana Jones!! At least for my son's sake 🙏🏽

    • @derchozenvun83
      @derchozenvun83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just doubled back, August wrote a porn scenario in the header.

  • @quantumphaser
    @quantumphaser ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video aged like fine wine.

  • @TheEbbemonster
    @TheEbbemonster ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You called it! Rumors say that the test screenings have gone down horribly, and people are not too happy with a woke lady being handed over the whip.

  • @skrappyjon2019
    @skrappyjon2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    The amount of “ahh hell”, “oh noooo” and “ cmon, NO!” My neighbors heard while watching this has to have them wondering.

    • @martoto77
      @martoto77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They probably already know you’re a bit strange by now if that’s what you are doing loud enough for them to hear.

    • @plbenton
      @plbenton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Is he watching an old trump speech?”

    • @deepfriedsammich
      @deepfriedsammich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really. It's a very common sign of the times. If anything, they might have wondered briefly, "What fresh hell is this?"

    • @lowdownpapaya7292
      @lowdownpapaya7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@plbenton social reject moment

  • @Johngottisentme
    @Johngottisentme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    “Having thoroughly bulldozed Star Wars into the ground.”
    Criminally true.

    • @thewizzard3150
      @thewizzard3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dear John now pile some dirt on it and all si fi watchers can rest easy.

    • @ethanfitzpatrick309
      @ethanfitzpatrick309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sad

    • @JohnWick-9050
      @JohnWick-9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Char Aznable alongside WB board of execs.

    • @razorwindrazor3981
      @razorwindrazor3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Deep Kumar
      She’s living in your head rent free. 😂

    • @razorwindrazor3981
      @razorwindrazor3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Deep Kumar
      Another butthurt man child taking out his frustrations on a successful woman. This is how you know you’ve hit rock bottom as a human being. 😂

  • @deviousdelibird
    @deviousdelibird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My heart stopped at 2:42 and tears of great sadness streamed down my face.
    You gotta give proper warning, Crit Drinker! :(

  • @magorostravsky5732
    @magorostravsky5732 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How well this aged.

  • @Xbalanque84
    @Xbalanque84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I suddenly want to rewatch The Last Crusade.

    • @gabrielhersey5546
      @gabrielhersey5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They named you after the dog?!?! Haha!!!!

    • @stephaniesomer5934
      @stephaniesomer5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s my favorite 🤗

    • @pauperslament3467
      @pauperslament3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that's their end agenda. Promote the sales of their former or newly acquired properties.

    • @stephenlanuto5993
      @stephenlanuto5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have chosen...wisely

    • @thehighground7926
      @thehighground7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gabrielhersey5546 “Thats his name. Henry Jones Jr.”

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    “But I’ll tell you who is behind it.” *Kathleen Kennedy*
    No, that’s not true, that’s impossible!

    • @Shipwreck15151
      @Shipwreck15151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *insert Sam Neil scream*

    • @BB-fd2rf
      @BB-fd2rf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Search your feelings, you know it be true.

    • @m1lkb0n3z
      @m1lkb0n3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Naruto Uzumaki: "Believe it!"

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@BB-fd2rf NOOOOOOOOOO! Nooooooo!

    • @sbaxter4207
      @sbaxter4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why 'did' you tell me?

  • @garythesnailsdad
    @garythesnailsdad ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This has aged like a fine, fine wine.

  • @rytlocknroll
    @rytlocknroll ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m comfortable with the 3 movies we have. There is also this weirdo tradition/trend in Hollywood, where they would bastardize beloved universes, vandalize/genderbend/racebend cultural icons, and then label the fans (who know it’s trash) every “-ist” and “-phobe” word imaginable. These people are unintelligent, unimaginative, unloved, and unsympathetic.

  • @caeserromero3013
    @caeserromero3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    If Ford stars again he'll be older than the archeological artefacts he's chasing...

    • @vcdonovan5943
      @vcdonovan5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "It belongs in a museum!"
      "So do YOU!"

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He will find artifacts that he actually placed there 100 years prior and forgot about.

    • @henrygoodbar9477
      @henrygoodbar9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha!

    • @odieonekaraoke
      @odieonekaraoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm dead lmao!!!!

    • @caeserromero3013
      @caeserromero3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Henderson Don't die or else in 100 years Harrison will dig you up for Indiana Jones 57...

  • @TheUnatuber
    @TheUnatuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    _Indiana's Bones and the Template of Greed_ would be my suggested title.

    • @andrewlechner6343
      @andrewlechner6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We are all forgetting something, this director directed Ford v Ferrari and Logan and is also a writer for the movie, as long as Disney higher ups leave him alone he will at least make a movie at resects the franchise.

    • @jommywop
      @jommywop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@andrewlechner6343 He won't be left alone. This movie will be terrible.

    • @andrewlechner6343
      @andrewlechner6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably, but I'm an optimist so hopefully it turns out well. Will still wait for reviews before deciding weather to seeing it though.

    • @jommywop
      @jommywop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@andrewlechner6343 Kathleen Kennedy is in charge. I can't muster any optimism.

    • @dycedargselderbrother5353
      @dycedargselderbrother5353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@andrewlechner6343 The reviewers are almost entirely shills. All this low quality crap gets an aggregated 80-90 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

  • @nk-gp1ml
    @nk-gp1ml ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Very prophetic. Most can see where things are heading with individuals like Kennedy and Waller-Bridge involved. I think we have another few years of this sort of garbage before studios go bankrupt or change direction.

  • @pduidesign
    @pduidesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it’s going to be bad when Spielberg and Lucas refuse to be involved with it.

  • @chrisbingley
    @chrisbingley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I have a theory that Kennedy is upset that her brother used to watch movies that she didn't like. So now she's destroying them as a form of petty vengeance.

    • @calebcostrini
      @calebcostrini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That would make more sense than anything else.

    • @jdsartre9520
      @jdsartre9520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ur actually not far off. they ARE trying to destroy culture

    • @johnnysmalls1579
      @johnnysmalls1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have adopted that theory as well.

    • @RastaganTheGreen
      @RastaganTheGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I think it's deeper than that. People like her seem to have a philosophy that human beings are blank slates entirely malleable to cultural messaging, because everything is a social construction. So you can program people with whatever you want and the hypothesis is that they'll bend because they have no inherent biological agency which fights back. And when she's proven wrong, and we reject her movies, it's easier to just write us off as racists than abandon her hypothesis, whereby she'd have to admit to herself the scary idea that maybe men and women have a pre-established essence.

    • @Andy-1234
      @Andy-1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RastaganTheGreen well put! Women and men are different and there's nothing wrong with that. Everyone has different strengths and weaknesses. You explained it perfectly when you said preestablished essence. These powers that be make men and women feel like their
      natural feelings are wrong. Why isn't it ok to be a normal man or woman? If you're not gay or switching genders or think that's heroic you're wrong. Understanding and being kind to all people regardless of gender or sexual preference is great. No one should be put down. That includes
      Straight men and women too. Wtf is going on. It's open season on males. This Kennedy woman seems like an asshole who's bad at her job

  • @parapendejadas4913
    @parapendejadas4913 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2 years later dude, and what u said became reality....
    LUCASFILM: Luke is a sad old fart, a mere shadow of himself, alone and a looser
    Also LUCASFILM: Indiana is a sad old fart, a mere shadow of himself, alone and a looser.
    Thanks a lot Disney for pretty much destroying my childhood heroes 😒😒😒🤮🤮

  • @RedSiegfried
    @RedSiegfried 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I don't know what would be worse, Harrison Ford making this movie or Harrison Ford dying before he can make the movie so they can insert him into it digitally and have their way with him in ways even he wouldn't agree with.

    • @ausaralexander2627
      @ausaralexander2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dear god no 😭

    • @hmonster1XL
      @hmonster1XL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scariest comment here. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think the latter would be worse.

    • @ralfanater324
      @ralfanater324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't give them ideas! It bad enough to see him trying to act at the age He's in, but seeing a younger CGI version of him after he died is way worse.

    • @actin9294
      @actin9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What stops them from doing both?

  • @Terminal-Vet
    @Terminal-Vet ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So glad I came across this channel.

  • @TheJimSkipper
    @TheJimSkipper ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to the Fathom Events big screen showing of Raiders this weekend. Great to see it on the big screen again after all this time. That is how I’ll remember Indy.

  • @jjones797
    @jjones797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Harrison, you are the highest grossing actor of all time. You are worth a half billion dollars. Would it kill you to just say no to a movie that is going to demoralize an iconic character?

    • @pretorious700
      @pretorious700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He won't be in it. Maybe some CGI.

    • @simondaniel4028
      @simondaniel4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Damage done, at this point. We can grab our first three VHS tapes and hold them in fear like we seem to be, or just realize the good stuff will always be there regardless of how much voltage they try and shoot into this corpse.

    • @NelsonStJames
      @NelsonStJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's not actually, but not being able to say no, has long been a problem of most actors whether they are reaping huge salaries or not. Did RDJ really need to do Dr. Dolittle? Did either Al Pacino or Johnny Depp need to do an Adam Sandler movie?

    • @danielhicks4826
      @danielhicks4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Admire them for there acting all ya want, that's fine, I love princess bride and Spinal tap.....doesn't mean Id want that Marxists parasite goon Rob Reiner within 1000 miles of me or my family.....but this is what they are! and its what they have to be because the subversion/infiltration process for media/Hollywood/academia/ politics etc is 99 percent complete...its done and it ain't coming back.

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star Wars lol.

  • @mnirwin5112
    @mnirwin5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    One good thing about all these remakes: they're saving me a lot of money.

    • @MikeJohnson-qy4wq
      @MikeJohnson-qy4wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂 true

    • @emdee7744
      @emdee7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ikr? I don't subscribe to Disney+, nor Paramount, no Netflix, etc., and I haven't seen a movie in ages, except for old DVDs I'm re-watching.

    • @sheepdog5799
      @sheepdog5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truth

    • @KentPetersonmoney
      @KentPetersonmoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't believe it's a remake I believe it's a sequel. There's a big difference between a remake and a sequel.

    • @wenqualto6733
      @wenqualto6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is there a difference when Disney’s in control?

  • @keithdavison2960
    @keithdavison2960 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s 2023 and your fears were and are justified

  • @fritzkaraldo8452
    @fritzkaraldo8452 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trailer just came out a few hours ago...

    • @daveeyes
      @daveeyes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, shit.

  • @z-rex6068
    @z-rex6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    This guy’s probably just told us exactly how the movie is going to pan out.

    • @d3rrick10493
      @d3rrick10493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The plot has already been released. It's still nazis, and it has nothing to do with racism. So, so far, he's not exactly batting 1,000.

    • @thomashogan9196
      @thomashogan9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@d3rrick10493 I don't think I've ever heard anyone say Nazis have nothing to do with racism.

    • @cainemarko5021
      @cainemarko5021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thomashogan9196 Exactly Thomas. Not sure what DMartin is even talking about.
      It can still be everything Drinker said and have Nazis. They're two dots about an inch apart. They're not hard to connect. The few remaining Nazis from the original movies see the rising racial turmoil in the states as a chance to resurrect their ideology. Or just stoke the flames because they're assholes. There, problem solved.

    • @purugigi
      @purugigi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Someone reply to this comment when the movie releases so that we can tell him he was right

    • @d3rrick10493
      @d3rrick10493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cainemarko5021 so a movie taking place at a specific time that had very much increased racial tensions, that doesn't use them as a central theme in the plot, but may POSSIBLY have them occasionally as a backdrop would be enough to offend some people? That doesn't come off as.. idk, slightly ridiculous? That's some real "SJW" stuff. It's the same thing people love to complain about, just with a polar opposite point. I mean, yes, they're beating a dead horse by putting an 80 year old actor back into a series that was very much finished well 30 years ago, but shouldn't that be the main problem? Not the fact that there might be some black people getting sh*t on in a realistic fashion? Ya know, like it actually went down. Do I think it's gross that these movies often milk that time or those themes for social justice clout? Yeah. Do I think it's such a big problem that it would ruin a movie for me? Not if it's done right. But i dislike movies for being bad, not for talking about points that I may not necessarily agree with, or points that may make me uncomfortable. If a movie offends you, or takes on a point you disagree with, you can always.. I don't know.. just not watch them. Crazy, I know.

  • @rickd650
    @rickd650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    As usual, Drinker ends it on the three words that Disney most needs to hear.
    "Go Away Now"

    • @fuzzblightyear145
      @fuzzblightyear145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you mean, "Go away. Now!"

    • @Wp-jv5ed
      @Wp-jv5ed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Disney needs to hear the last words Sarah Connor said to the terminator in terminator 1 "you're terminated fucker"

  • @Hyrulemaster21
    @Hyrulemaster21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video aged like fine wine 👌🏽

  • @newt0n
    @newt0n ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video aged like good wine.

  • @CthonicSoulChicken
    @CthonicSoulChicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    The Last Crusade WAS the glorious send-off we all hoped for.

    • @Buster_Piles
      @Buster_Piles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      South park were right about it. It was a severe bumming for Indiana.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. It was the absolutely perfect end to the trilogy.

    • @stijnvdv2
      @stijnvdv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jup. But we gonna have another episode of Indiana Jones..... I can't wait till KK is gonna put 'the bad cis-white man' in it's place, use him for her gender swap as 'the fedora is female now' for some 'stunning and brave' Jane Jones, an agenda driven un-relatable, un-failable Mary Sue piece of scrapheap character and Indiana Jones is gonna be 86th at three quarters to make room for the 'new direction' of Indy Jones to 'modernize the franchise' -_- who tf is gonna watch this shit XD

    • @RegisTraiter
      @RegisTraiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, but Shia TheBeef as the next-gen Indy? Please no. Watching him act is like watching a kitten die.

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a reason it was called "the LAST crusade"

  • @shannonlove4328
    @shannonlove4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    The thrilling adventures of Identity Jones.

  • @darthbigred22
    @darthbigred22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    man nailed that...i mean it was obvious but still

  • @MiguelMartinez-yh9df
    @MiguelMartinez-yh9df ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching this after the trailer... you were pretty spot on

  • @uplinkx1126
    @uplinkx1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    If this ever becomes reality it will make Crystal Skull look like a masterpiece.

    • @juliem6696
      @juliem6696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just like the 3 Star Wars prequels are now masterpieces

    • @spane81
      @spane81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@juliem6696 yeah they look pretty good compared to the shit show the sequels were. I've never thought that episode 1 would be so far away of being the worst star wars movie. But i honestly don't care much anymore. I won't watch indie 5 in the cinema and if more people simply would do that, they maybe would stop shitting all over beloved franchices. At least they had to pay for it. But sadly the "i watched the last jedi 5 times and it's still bad" crowd will make sure disney can do whatever the fuck they want.

    • @danielperkins7255
      @danielperkins7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, every time shitty sequels come out, the fanbase backtracks their opinions on earlier disasters. Star Wars prequels, Metal Gear Solid 2, and now likely Indiana Jones.

    • @jamessilva1259
      @jamessilva1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally!

    • @ShamblesMD
      @ShamblesMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielperkins7255 "B-But you just don't get the hidden subplot behind MGS2!!!"
      Yes, it was a VR mission where you played as an edgelord against a bunch of other edgelord knockoffs while pretending to be the next guy who was pretending to be the next Big Boss who was trying to be the next Boss when in reality the true hero of the series died 45 years earlier.

  • @isajmody2344
    @isajmody2344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I'm still of the belief that at 78, and Indiana Jones being born in 1899, that it would be more interesting to watch Dr. Jones take some time to go to the cinema and say, "Who is that handsome devil on the screen right now?" The walk out of the cinema with Star Wars on the marquee.

    • @JSFMD
      @JSFMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is brilliant

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then...why just not wait until 82 for him to go to movie about himself?

    • @kulwantrandhawa3766
      @kulwantrandhawa3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL....was he looking at LUKE SKYWALKER then???😄

    • @flamestoyershadowkill6400
      @flamestoyershadowkill6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kulwantrandhawa3766 No han solo

    • @evertonporter7887
      @evertonporter7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He took a drink from the Grail in The Last Crusade, so who knows...

  • @Storytime2023x
    @Storytime2023x ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember when you used to be excited when a new movie would come out? Now I say “Oh no, what are they going to do this time?”

  • @MitchJT
    @MitchJT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lucas not being involved is actually the opposite of a red flag for me. His modern work is garbage.

    • @goshkakoshka2902
      @goshkakoshka2902 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does he even do these days, anyway? I mean, after selling SW to Disney, what's he been up to? As far as I know, he kinda retired from movies, right?

  • @agfagaevart
    @agfagaevart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    The fact that Lucas and Spielberg don't even want to be 100% involved speaks volumes!

    • @Snarflelocker
      @Snarflelocker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      right? they did such a wonderful job with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

    • @nd_0176
      @nd_0176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you forget that Lucas has retired?

    • @joshuaholland5279
      @joshuaholland5279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Snarflelocker it’s better than the sequel trilogy

    • @Snarflelocker
      @Snarflelocker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@joshuaholland5279 oh, 100%
      I'm rewatching the prequels now, and they're just a couple edits away from being ok. AoTC is actually a decent film when you watch it with the deleted scenes. They really gutted it of any depth.
      The new trilogy is so splattershot that it's hard to even call it a trilogy. It's shocking. Should've just made a Thrawn trilogy, instead.

    • @jadjason6053
      @jadjason6053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nd_0176 So that‘s why he did Strange Magic and other projects? No, if you don‘t happen to be the one who literally betrayed him after decades of partnership, i‘m sure he wouldn‘t say no to working with you.

  • @socrazybmx
    @socrazybmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I'm excited for the day to come when there exists an entire generation who will have never seen an original IP movie of any kind...

    • @asacarmichael9724
      @asacarmichael9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That is theoretically possible now if you count comic book movies as redone comic stories.

    • @Argaroth666
      @Argaroth666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize that Indiana Jones is basically a high budget pulp serial? It's not an original idea...

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Argaroth666 it IS original characters. Which is what I believe the OP had meant, don't get pedantic on us dweeb

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good luck buying not remastered, not director cut, not reedited ORIGINALS on modern media format.....

    • @stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638
      @stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reinterpretations can be very original Joker is a reinterpretation of taxi driver and it’s certainly in my top 10

  • @cheranguista
    @cheranguista ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 years ago; this guy hit the nail with his assessment

  • @DrillForAbsentee
    @DrillForAbsentee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I think a cool spin-off series could star Karen Allen and simply be called "Ravenwood." It could be a kind of mystery-solver series, similar to "Murder, She Wrote," but not as stuffy. Marian could be going around the world, solving archeology-related mysteries.

  • @paulrTX
    @paulrTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Exec: "Are you sure Indy fans will want to watch this?"
    Kathleen Kennedy: "Indy fans?"

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also Kathleen: "Who's Indy? Indie? You mean an independent something?"

    • @salsashark4133
      @salsashark4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This isn't even a joke, this exchange definitely happened irl

    • @TheRyujinLP
      @TheRyujinLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Exec: "Yes Kennedy, Indy fans."
      Kathleen Kennedy: "Oh! You mean fragile, bigoted, Nazi white males? No.... We do not do that here."
      Exec: *Facepalms* "If only you didn't have evidence of my.... vacation activities on a certain island... I'd so fire you right now >.>."

    • @grantmeyer6269
      @grantmeyer6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've seen this stonetoss comic

    • @Jasonh5441
      @Jasonh5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burgers?

  • @colinklang
    @colinklang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    They wouldn't do that to Indy
    Flashback of Kylo killing Han Solo
    Nah it'll be fine

    • @ghostpunkkilla
      @ghostpunkkilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But it won't be fine.

    • @bwardokc3985
      @bwardokc3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ghostpunkkilla "But it won't be fine" in Morgan Freeman voice over . 😁

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If Darth Emo was Han and Leia's kid then there must have been a baby switch at the rebel maternity ward.

    • @TheMetalGryphon
      @TheMetalGryphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only good thing to come out of the sequels was the few scenes between Kylo and han in force awakens and rise of Skywalker

    • @stephenstiles2
      @stephenstiles2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How the HELL was Kylo the son of Han and Leia? Look at that face. Jar Jar and Salacious Crumb's love child I think

  • @thunderlordraiden5354
    @thunderlordraiden5354 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy called it!!!

  • @animachainzvideoz5921
    @animachainzvideoz5921 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please NO! for the love of God... No more Indiana Jones, not in this clown world... Crystal Skull was bad enough.

  • @danielprivate7442
    @danielprivate7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Remember the final shot of The Last Crusade when they're riding on horseback into the sunset? That means "THE END".

    • @ryanmcgowan417
      @ryanmcgowan417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah that was a nice send off, Indy was closer to his Dad than ever he had his friends it would have been a good end.

    • @artemis1993
      @artemis1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But you can't stop milking the cow

    • @zeustheguitarlord5473
      @zeustheguitarlord5473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually according to the interviews, that's what's speilberg intentioned for that scene

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can hear the music playing in my head now.
      Thank you!

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it was the *last* crusade.

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Keep your eyes closed! Don't look at it!"

    • @furtim1
      @furtim1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We will still scream in pain as the wraiths of a jealous god sail around us, burning out the souls and humanity of those whom dare to witness.

    • @creativedoof
      @creativedoof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trust me, The Ark being opened might actually save mankind from this movie.
      The movie corporations need to make great movies again and hire better talent.

    • @Caffeine_Club
      @Caffeine_Club 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment should be at the top. Well played 👏

    • @quantumskywalker6888
      @quantumskywalker6888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caffeine_Club Agreed

    • @CrazyChiv
      @CrazyChiv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best advice.

  • @roysheaks1261
    @roysheaks1261 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In The Last Crusade, I’ve never seen a more beautiful ending to a movie ever…riding off into the sunset forever, to a glorious John Williams tune. It was gorgeous! In my humble opinion, this was actually the last Indiana Jones movie.

  • @yoo7289
    @yoo7289 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was really hyped when I saw the trailer then your video showed up

  • @bigcade554
    @bigcade554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This movie is gonna make people look back on Crystal Skull with fondness, because at least it wasn't THAT bad.

    • @madtrapper1312
      @madtrapper1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh god

    • @DimitriGeens
      @DimitriGeens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's brutal!

    • @shosecor4986
      @shosecor4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Idk, I always liked Crystal Skull, it was kinda fun not that cringy

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It will do for Crystal Skull what the Star Wars sequels did for the prequels, make them seem genius by comparison.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wasn't that bad. As long as you stop watching the movie when they hit the temple, it's actually pretty good. Most of the whining comes from people that haven't watched the previous movies. If they did, they didn't think about how ridiculous it was that Indy could survive a multi-thousand mile journey on the outside of a submarine without dying from dehydration or exposure. Or, the fact that he forgets about supernatural powers after The Temple of Doom so that when he starts Raider's of the Lost Ark he suddenly no longer believes in the magic that he previously saw in India.
      The main issue with the Crystal Skull was that they didn't bother to set up the finale properly. There were no hints in the lead up that they would be dealing with an interdimensional traveler rather than an alien. An outright alien would have been a tad bit of a stretch as Indy usually deals with supernatural powers, but not unreasonable.

  • @Merisu_Sheep
    @Merisu_Sheep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Why do I feel like this next film will make me wish I was one of those people sacrificed in the Temple of Doom

    • @jacobleukus6930
      @jacobleukus6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because that’s exactly what they’ll be doing to this franchise. Ripping it’s heart out and lowering it into a volcano to burn up for a pointless sacrifice

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, Mola Ram was the villain of many a childhood nightmare for me. 2nd only to the Headless Horseman.

    • @BullCityCocktails
      @BullCityCocktails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Habum sha way habum shay way. Bon Kalimaaaa!

    • @nicholasshort7849
      @nicholasshort7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BullCityCocktails You beat me to it! :D

    • @ninnolose7298
      @ninnolose7298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can we just start a GoFundMe for Harrison Ford NOT to reprise the role of Indiana Jones for this inevitable s-it show?

  • @rickygamez5064
    @rickygamez5064 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Back here after the new Indy trailer. I have no words…

  • @SchmokinJoe
    @SchmokinJoe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exactly, the joy of that character was seeing his adventures in his prime. I don't really care what Indiana Jones is doing when he's 70+ years old.
    And no one wants him recast so please just come up with something new, for the love of all that's holy.

  • @Lucifurion
    @Lucifurion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's fucking terrifying how on the money this video was 2 years ago. EVERYTHING happened just as Drinker said it would.