The Count Is Zero (DEF 03)

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  • @desean3402
    @desean3402 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Hearing my man explain why he ate these doughnuts is absolutely hilarious to me

    • @gdt19871
      @gdt19871 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Explaining it to Jocko, no less haha

    • @jaybarnish77
      @jaybarnish77 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This had me laughing harder than I normally would at a comedy show. I hope it will be memed and dramatized as an interrogation.
      An intervention
      A satire motivational speech

    • @bbb129
      @bbb129 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If I bought 12 doughnuts I’m eating 12 doughnuts

    • @suziehartwright
      @suziehartwright 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣😂😉👍

  • @warriorsinagarden
    @warriorsinagarden ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Doughnuts = methamphetamine" needs to be a new jocko t shirt 😂

  • @DefaultRelentless
    @DefaultRelentless ปีที่แล้ว +31

    😂😂😂 I legit listened to this 3 times! 😂 Echo Charles is treading water, bleeding donut glaze... and the donut shark named Jocko is circling... taking bites... looking for every opening. 🍩🦈

    • @deborahcooler8392
      @deborahcooler8392 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only 3 times? 🤣 I even shared it on my FB feed and with my 34-yr-old daughter and mom of two who is on the path and gets after it...💪😉

  • @Deneye_
    @Deneye_ ปีที่แล้ว +21

    About 5-6 years following these two and it took until this episode to realize this DEF is a new show. What a perfect timing.

  • @brendonreddy7690
    @brendonreddy7690 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The doughnut interrogation of Echo, I was fucken dying 🤣😂🤣😂I can’t remember what happened, that’s called sleeping 🤣🤣😂

  • @JS-io3pc
    @JS-io3pc ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'Massive streaks of greatness.' I want to say this without my family dying of laughter.

  • @TheHumanRanger
    @TheHumanRanger ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I laughed so hard at the donuts story!🤣

  • @margaritapadilla2503
    @margaritapadilla2503 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMG!! To funny “it’s not like you’ll be in the gutter eating donuts .”😂 and the way Jocko was talking to him. Both of you making me laugh on the treadmill.

  • @profastguy3495
    @profastguy3495 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Yes, I am so excited for DEF reset!!!!!! Thanks for this amazing content. It’s really helping me as a person! Merry Christmas Jocko!

    • @warriorsinagarden
      @warriorsinagarden ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll be in the trenches with you bro! Good luck 🤙

  • @harambeexpress
    @harambeexpress ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I kicked off my reset yesterday before even hearing about DEF reset. Finally got a nice solid half-rack which has a pull-up bar - weights will come when I see some I like second hand. Workout done, obviously. Phone set to grayscale (small hack, let's see if it helps). Ordered a male hormone test (never done one, lacking focus so maybe there's an issue - let's see). Changed back to my earlier alarm since lately I've been using "lack of time" as a lame excuse.
    It's one day after Christmas so I have some extra contraband...
    New budget happening next. It's a big part of the strategy.

  • @TheGruffness
    @TheGruffness ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The way Jocko wanted all the details about the donuts was hysterical. Just eat a donut Jocko. You’ll be ok. (Maybe not 8 though)

    • @warriorsinagarden
      @warriorsinagarden ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weakness

    • @Jerrysis
      @Jerrysis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Weakor

    • @JadePX
      @JadePX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he was low-key living vicariously. The interest level was suspiciously high

  • @arthurcitron9774
    @arthurcitron9774 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You two are awesome. Thanks!

  • @billystevens2911
    @billystevens2911 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lol on the donut’s when you fall off the wagon make it count!! Just finished my first 72hr fast at 8:30pm yesterday & been doing low buck cold plunge in 150gal rubber made troff. (Merry Christmas to all)

  • @quincyhochard
    @quincyhochard ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I come here for Jocko - but I stay for Echo. It’s like my inner monologue, but better and with bigger biceps.

    • @JadePX
      @JadePX 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆

  • @Jrodeng01
    @Jrodeng01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard with Echo and Jocko over the doughnuts. Def reset was engaged immediately 😂

  • @arthurcitron9774
    @arthurcitron9774 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spot on!🇺🇸👊🏻cooking pancakes watching DEF003 merry Christmas

  • @NormanTTurtle
    @NormanTTurtle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Merry Christmas Jocko!

  • @desean3402
    @desean3402 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Merry Christmas Jocko!!!

  • @thomast4488
    @thomast4488 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Echo - My man..!
    Representing all of us mere mortals to the legend himself 😅

  • @prodigalbrock
    @prodigalbrock ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m doing a pre def reset. Prepping (cleaning out the garbage, deleting social media off my phone set it up to only do it in the morning on an actual pc etc)

  • @TheHumanRanger
    @TheHumanRanger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas Jocko & Charles!🎅

  • @stephenwilson9872
    @stephenwilson9872 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Echo. I learned by the echoes

  • @shyamlynn243
    @shyamlynn243 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was great, thanks EC and JW

  • @KenTParty
    @KenTParty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jocko "Okay Echo I'm going to say epic stuff, you have to add the backing track..and 3..2.."

  • @tammycaplan7212
    @tammycaplan7212 ปีที่แล้ว

    Merry Christmas ⛄🎁 Thank you for being there for soo many people 🙏😊.yes am listening.

  • @foxtrotcharlie7294
    @foxtrotcharlie7294 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Echo Charles. Jocko, you’re okay……..

    • @josephmoilliet8194
      @josephmoilliet8194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too. Echo is like the human attainable level of discipline. Jocko...well he's not even human. It's like trying to be as righteous as Jesus Christ. It's a great target to shoot for, but it's just not attainable 😅

  • @March808
    @March808 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just threw my Cinnabon out the window on the 405

  • @DawsonDeadEye
    @DawsonDeadEye ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a recovering meth addict, donuts are in fact. no where near as addicting as meth. I have never looked through my carpet looking for pieces of Donuts

  • @xminderaser
    @xminderaser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love this story so much. such a funny conversation

  • @Saimuer
    @Saimuer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🎉

  • @freerkderuiter8822
    @freerkderuiter8822 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never make New Year’s resolutions. If you want to change don’t put it off until January first, but start right away.
    Merry Christmas one and all 🎄

  • @mitchkim6763
    @mitchkim6763 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember I got whole box of Kristy Kreme and I ate through 9. Then I felt less of a man leaving 3 behind, so I finished it. It felt like a good idea at the time

  • @michaelpetrus19
    @michaelpetrus19 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The problem with falling off the path, eating donuts and cheetos is it eventually leads to other issues in time. Before you know it you are taking chemicals to raise lowered T or insulin to control blood sugar which over time cascades to even bigger issues. Like pulling on a loose thread best not to touch the junk food to begin with and just live clean 💪💪💪

    • @grxy5924
      @grxy5924 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100%

    • @SacredCASHcow
      @SacredCASHcow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or just eat a single cheeto or whatever only in social occassions. as long as you're sampling and not binging you'll be ok chief

  • @BangkoKickflip
    @BangkoKickflip ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when you guys keep it light and humorous. It’s an interesting paradox because you are tough motherfuckers but I enjoy Jocko making fun of Echo. DEF is incredible book, that’s the main reason I keep going back to Jocko. I hope this becomes a huge show! Merry Christmas!

  • @sb2h
    @sb2h ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas to you and your family jocko. Echo you as well if you're reading this!

  • @tomasr64
    @tomasr64 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this announcement.

  • @gdt19871
    @gdt19871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    25:16 I love the idea of doing the hardest thing first. I've been doing this for a while now. Get that shit out of the way and everything else is relatively easy.

  • @thatomofolo452
    @thatomofolo452 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can't be stopped 💪💪

  • @quicksand3516
    @quicksand3516 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    DEF in full effect. The celebration doughnuts can be looked at as a celebratory cigar, someone like EC can do for New Years because he’s got a strong mindset, but if you’re a weak minded addict then that 1 will surely lead to more.

  • @teamBUCK
    @teamBUCK ปีที่แล้ว

    😆 🤣 😂 😹 "What's a regular doughnut?? GLAAAAAZED?!"

  • @lwelk273
    @lwelk273 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    came across this while dialed in at work.... had to have door dash bring me a few boxes of Krispy Kremes - Yea buddy.

  • @Chatisthisrealquestionmark
    @Chatisthisrealquestionmark ปีที่แล้ว +4

    change donuts for meth and Echo is the defending the undefendable.

  • @JohnDoe-yu2xw
    @JohnDoe-yu2xw ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Echo just got promoted to Admiral doughnuts.

  • @Generichjm
    @Generichjm ปีที่แล้ว

    One could say i am feeling child like emotions.

  • @nickhole_harryson7772
    @nickhole_harryson7772 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reset. Work hard. Be grateful. Get better. REPEAT

  • @williamhromada5678
    @williamhromada5678 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas

  • @keithrieben8553
    @keithrieben8553 ปีที่แล้ว

    When those donuts hit your veins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @evankolpack
    @evankolpack ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm no stranger to donuts." 😂😂😂

  • @huntsail3727
    @huntsail3727 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good stuff!

  • @GHSB7462
    @GHSB7462 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bro these donuts made my week

  • @Tash6143
    @Tash6143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We Americans are so bad about portion control. If you're fueling properly, you don't need to eat so much. I love what you're saying, but the drinking water before you eat dilutes stomach acid. It can lead to decreased nutrient absorption and acid reflux.
    I wish I'd heard about the DEF reset challenge before the very end of December. I was not ready to start. I'm starting a week late, but I'm on board. I'm tired of spinning my wheels and going nowhere.

  • @StubbsMillingCo.
    @StubbsMillingCo. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3 times that’s a problem Echo!😂🤣 EIGHT!!??

  • @survivalizer
    @survivalizer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This series is lighting a fire under my ass.

  • @Brewnigma8
    @Brewnigma8 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Go to the gym no matter what' 💪

  • @jeremykoehn1
    @jeremykoehn1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gunnery Sergeant Jocko:
    Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE CHARLES?
    Private Echo Charles:
    Sir, a Krispy Kreme doughnut, sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Jocko:
    A Krispy Kreme doughnut?
    Private Echo Charles:
    Sir, yes, sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Jocko:
    How did it get here?
    Private Echo Charles:
    Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Jocko:
    Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Charles?
    Private Echo Charles:
    Sir, no, sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Jocko:
    Are you allowed to eat a Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Private Charles?
    Private Echo Charles:
    Sir, no, sir!

  • @iiiOWNUiii
    @iiiOWNUiii ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys should make a shirt that says this

  • @ShaneLinkMarshall
    @ShaneLinkMarshall ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:53 HAHAHA that’s debatable the disgusting part of it, hahaha
    In HS, I sat and ate an entire dozen with my GF.
    KrispyKremes are like single biters

  • @Eric-mt3ej
    @Eric-mt3ej ปีที่แล้ว

    Echocharles loves them 🍩 this is the second time he mentions binging on them.😅

  • @SpaceRanger117
    @SpaceRanger117 ปีที่แล้ว

    This doughnut shit is hilarious omfg. I love it. “It’s disgusting to eat 8 doughnuts.”

  • @B-money96
    @B-money96 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No more doughnuts echo. We all fall off the wagon but it isnt excusable. Like Jocko has said before, excuses are just lies. 😂 This episode had me rolling.

  • @margaritapadilla2503
    @margaritapadilla2503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe the two of you could start a boot camp for the public ? Call it Def 0?

  • @speedracer412
    @speedracer412 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I offset the cookies with milk right?

  • @andrewbuhman1066
    @andrewbuhman1066 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you are going to eat eight donuts in a row, DO NOT tell Jocko about it...
    ...but seriously, man, what the hell were you thinking???

  • @strengthculture4030
    @strengthculture4030 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donuts make me spiral.

  • @joshhywel4388
    @joshhywel4388 ปีที่แล้ว

    Killed some Oreos the other day!! Gained 3 lbs, in a day!!

  • @chrisnorton3123
    @chrisnorton3123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Krispy Kreme.
    If you know, you know.

  • @warriorsinagarden
    @warriorsinagarden ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol "what flavor"? 😂

  • @christopher.hallissy
    @christopher.hallissy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good.

  • @IonianSoldier07
    @IonianSoldier07 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Naaaa he didnt waste the other 4 doughnuts. He cleaned up alright. He tossed them in the microwave and cleaned them up.

  • @dr.wagner216
    @dr.wagner216 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:14 😢

  • @bfosterETV
    @bfosterETV 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Christmas Eve, 30 burpees in 10 min yesterday before workout. 28 today. Don’t judge it’s a baseline haha. Let’s get it 2025. For the kids :)

  • @Canopusparadise
    @Canopusparadise ปีที่แล้ว

    The opposite of cold turkey is gradual withdrawal

  • @trusailietazperlinski4717
    @trusailietazperlinski4717 ปีที่แล้ว

    🍩 Cuz he's our sweetie pie and our radical donut back in our blood stream just jacked up the game winning speech, about like 7 meetings, and the list goes on.. WERE RUNNING THE YOUNGS with our anger too.. NOooo. Someone's got to be happy everywhere besides the myself plus 2, with 2 sweeties.. someone has to be happy and not angry with us too.

  • @SocietyOfTheLiftedLorax
    @SocietyOfTheLiftedLorax ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doughnuts = methamphetamine. Check.

  • @wendycordova5943
    @wendycordova5943 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And all the wolves licked their chops as they awaited for the Alfa to tear Echo Charles to shreds after eating 8 donuts - “Disgusting” lol 😂 oofff that hurt 😆

  • @stansdad1
    @stansdad1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video presented by Krispy Kreme and Doritos

  • @michelle4688
    @michelle4688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    echocharles: super sweet, super hot...not so bright.

  • @mattmorrison9379
    @mattmorrison9379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas. I haven't had a donut in years. And pizza and chinese food even longer. I think obama was president when i had a piece of pizza last.

  • @StubbsMillingCo.
    @StubbsMillingCo. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3am every day!!!!!

  • @Tony-is5yu
    @Tony-is5yu ปีที่แล้ว

    Echo can have some donuts!!! Hahahaha!!!

  • @natejackson4791
    @natejackson4791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bless me Father for I have sinned!
    What the hell, why make everyone feel as if we have committed a felony for eating sweets now and then. Discipline should be have a small portion, keep it under control and get moving.
    Please stop making people feel as they have failed if they partake.

  • @stephenwilson9872
    @stephenwilson9872 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do love you

  • @scottbruce9872
    @scottbruce9872 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, eating 8 doughnuts at once is disgusting. If I eat 2 in one day I feel like crap.

  • @gavansimkin5685
    @gavansimkin5685 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oi Dave Burke? Or should I just Call.. Ye! The Fying Aircon? From now on?

  • @francie.
    @francie. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Donut shaming 😆

  • @stephenwilson9872
    @stephenwilson9872 ปีที่แล้ว

    May. A sun. Never set. On your. Life.

  • @matthewmchenry9331
    @matthewmchenry9331 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm on the path, so it's okay" only applies in boot camp when you need to get whatever 3000 calories into your face and only have 15 cumulative minutes to do so.

  • @TheComancherider
    @TheComancherider 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8 is a lot.

  • @matthewbrooks5511
    @matthewbrooks5511 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why does Echo Charles, put up with this. I love jocko, but I also love echo. Maybe they’re doing a “let it go” thing. They play off each other well, but like.

  • @AmbassadorEarl
    @AmbassadorEarl ปีที่แล้ว

    What pen does Jocko use when he writes?

    • @stansdad1
      @stansdad1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DisciPEN

  • @CarlosVerdinOfficial
    @CarlosVerdinOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes… Imagine… 👊🏼

  • @mattkato924
    @mattkato924 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love doughnuts

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I liked my own comment

  • @BiblicalTruthForVietnamese
    @BiblicalTruthForVietnamese ปีที่แล้ว

    Sponsored by Krispy Kreme!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sasquatch6829
    @sasquatch6829 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Free beer tomorrow”
    “You can take tomorrow off”
    Same same.

  • @jonc4050
    @jonc4050 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you had mellocream doughnuts youd know how he killed a whole box. Best damn doughnuts anywhere, crispy cream is trash. Theres a reason you find em at gas stations.

  • @zachbackpacks
    @zachbackpacks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1500 cals

  • @dchappell
    @dchappell ปีที่แล้ว

    Criticizing a food and someone taking offense like there is something wrong with them is a fallacy.

  • @officialFIGHTCHIX
    @officialFIGHTCHIX ปีที่แล้ว

    Note to self…don’t eat 8 donuts

  • @aaronbrown3573
    @aaronbrown3573 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I not much of a laugher. Just don't find myself laughing during my days. I'm not proud of that. I laugh often listening to these podcasts. But jocko , I'm 44. Been working out for 25 years. I just gotta believe the average working man may not be able to train first thing in the am. I'm not getting up at 230 am just so I can get to gym before I leave for work at 6am, then work till 6 or 7 pm. I'll workout at night instead.